One Direction edish
>>203879383Bbc tv is great
Janny, seize this man
>>203879401I like bbc. It has good shows or "series" Sherlock.
Boomer uncle just posted this on FBHe's getting rather irritating now
>>203879419Did enjoy Sherlock, I will not lie to you
>>203879423Mine posted the same kekHe's done it every year since about 2019
>>203879412have you spent the last eight years under a rock?
Sir Fat Marfa
the clocks go back this weekend, i'm setting mine to 2016when things were simpler and society peaked
>>203879419>>203879432you should watch ludwig and support BBC
>>203879432See we both enjoy BBC
The Yid and his bank are now reigning over everything: over Europe, education, civilization, socialism - especially socialism, for he will use it to uproot Christianity and destroy its civilization. And when nothing but anarchy remains, the Yid will be in command of everything. For while he goes about preaching socialism, he will stick together with his own, and after all the riches of Europe will have been wasted, the Yid's bank will still be there. The Antichrist will come and stand over the anarchy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeQAZsyucbQme but wanking
why don't we just keep the clocks where they are
>>203879456>>203879455Do enjoy BBC, I'm going to watch Ludwig and support it
>>203879444
>Ali Hosseini Khamenei: we are about to launch 1000 missiles at Israel>Ali Hosseini Khamenei: we are about to launch 1000 missiles at Israel>Ali Hosseini Khamenei: we are about to launch 1000 missiles at Israel>Ali Hosseini Khamenei: we are about to launch 1000 missiles at Israel
>>203879437good post
>>203879460So you are saying we should get on the winning team and support the antichrist? What
mental how there's just a steam train that goes up to the top of wales
Would love to write British tv shows. Desperate office worker meets a werewolf in Victorian times by going into his closet. 5 episode miniseries.
de lads
>>203879383The average Brit is stronger, better looking and has more testosterone than Americans
>>203879331
>>203879511Not me. I descend from a long line of pure twink blood.
Mmmmmm eggsss
>>203879437i did say despite his faults, yes he had a lot of cock ups and missed oppurtunities but i think at base he has patriotic instincts
>>203879500Not really mate it's just a hill.
>>203879514I'm dialing down the foxes, don't want to make too many people upset
>>203879510strange image
Full blown war between Israel and Iran looms lads
>>203879550hope they nuke each other x
>>203879550doubt it
>>203879423gonna repost this tomorrow and say my gammon uncle posted it late and didnt know it was yesterday
>>203879528why did he just dump the whole spoon full in one place at 50 seconds like that
>>203879541looks quite mental in that particular photograph
>>203879558iran doesnt have nukes
one look give em whiplash
>>203879574oh so i suppose you know better than rick stein??
its not a fucking mountain if a black woman in her 50s can stroll up it is it?
I don't go outI don't have funStaying in my room, I'm number oneWaiting in my room, til kingdom comeThough if you told me of this fateFive years or so before, late I would not go out,I would not hate; stayingin this room, layingIn my room, sayingI would not leave, 'til kingdom come, thenOne could not choose choicer fate.
Tea just taste bland to me. Not good. I don't get it guys.
A trans man finds that her bookcase has a hidden shelf that he can travel back in time with. He arrives in 1850s London and transforms back into a beautiful woman a falls in love with a werewolf/detective.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEukS2YN9B8oh look its that bloke off the rings of power who dies in the second series
>>203879625prefer coffee honestly
>>203879634Go on...
>>203879460saw this quote on lit just an hour ago
>>203879616Your poem captures a strong sense of isolation, contentment, and perhaps resignation toward solitude. The repetition of phrases like “til kingdom come” and “staying in my room” reinforces the feeling of a self-imposed, almost peaceful imprisonment, as if the speaker has accepted this lifestyle yet reflects on how unexpected it was for them. The rhyme and rhythm carry a steady, introspective tone, which pairs well with the theme of self-reflection and maybe a tinge of bitterness or defiance (“I would not hate”).To enhance it further, consider experimenting with imagery or metaphor to add depth, which could emphasize the room's meaning—whether as sanctuary or confinement. Overall, it’s evocative and haunting in a way that makes the reader ponder what the "kingdom come" means for the speaker.
>>203879659This would be the Christmas episode
>>203879500Kino
>>203879649Nice. I go with energy drink but shifting to coffee
>>203879660I saw it on ifunny two hours ago
>>203879674I would write diverse show and have the white captain save them on a starship ever week but he would learn about racism while keeping them from dying
don't think they'll ever be a game like half-life 2 againprobably the most atmospheric game ever made and ever will be madeeven half-life alyx couldn't top it
>>203879690fuck off the energy drinks. black coffee is the one
BIG POO on its way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q-Y6wt1h3k
Australia is better than America. America only looks good on paper but it has the wealth inequality of brazil
doing everything in my power to elevate queer black voices but to no avail
>>203879625It's warm and comforting, the flavour is subtle but not terribly important as long as it's not exceptionally bad.
>>203879722yeahatmospherethat's the special sauce to me, wether it be games, movies, books, etc....
'EEZER GOODE 'EEZER GOODEHE'S EBENEEZER GOODE
>>203879719I like it, he saves them on accident and then realizes at the end of the 1 episode miniseries that he's done the right thing for the wrong reasons, but that it's what you do that matters not who you are under the mask
Did nobody like my poem then?That figures, you're all a bunch of uncultured normie swines.
>>203879735Mr Singh or Dr Patel?
>>203879383I will never experience love again I was curSed by God is there a way to spite God
>>203879756Im sick of hearing your queer voice
>>203879761Which one?
>>203879778But I do like Swinburne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ImxY6hnfA
>>203879815odd post mate
>>203879738>>203879774>>203879815Youre doing this at 2am on Saturday. Get a life.
>>203879812
>>203879845
I don't even care anymore I don't bother to try and pretend to be happy. I also hope most people I know die
>>203879845the bloke who orignally made that cartoon rat had a mental breakdown
>The Women's Equality Party (WEP) is a feminist political party set up in the United Kingdom in 2015. The idea was conceived by Catherine Mayer and Sandi Toksvig at the Women of the World Festival, when they concluded that there was a need for a party to campaign for gender equality to the benefit of all. >The Party of Women (POW) is a gender-critical[3][4] and anti-transgender[5] single-issue political party in the United Kingdom, which opposes what it refers to as "trans ideology".mad how these parties have practically the same goals, except for one specific policy, and it's because of said policy that even wikipedia treats them like as if they're on complete different levels
>Iran doesn't have nukesImagine actually believing this. LOL
Some solid crowds at today's rally in London. What do you think? Is Starmer going to jail Tommy? I am surprise he is still at large.
soon be 1am again
>>203879845sorry not posting there>>203879863>.gifFucking liar.
>>203879952hope he swings from the gallows
latest trvthnvke?
>>203879990you sound like a traitor
>>203879953mental how you're time travelling
how come there are spider-woman and batwoman but no catman
DEGH
>>203880013you sound like a chud
Here we fuckin go4pm darkness back in playWont see the sun again until marchIts never been so over for so many by so few minutes
>>203879908There's a massive overlap between shut-in autistic trannies and Wikipedia editors. Posie Parker's Wikipedia article treats her like the second coming of Adolf Hitler.
>>203880046>they can't know
LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
GYMNASTICNOW DI PUSSY DEAD
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS COMMMMME ONNN
>>203880000People will cry the blues about inflation and demand low interest rate environment to accomodate big government spending in the same breath
probably the highlight of my year this
lads, for some reason I thiught the clocks would change from 1:59 to 3:00, not 1:00I've gained not one but TWO hours
>>203880037such a bizarre little beatwhen it comes up in the film it's so distracting
Baby you light up my world like nobody else
big brotherment at it again
I do understand how I am suppose to respect blacks like seriously they never invented anything, contributed to human history or do anything God I respect Mexicans and Arabs but not them
my favourite character in the harry potter movies is the train
fucking hell my pizza was supposed to be finished by 4 minutes past 2. gonna have to wait a whole extra hour now.
>>203880115ahahahaha
>>203880115pay the paki get the pizza
got a terrible headache and nightmares from the forth harry potter movie and never watched this series again
Fuck this game Fuck the crypto kikes at naughty dog for killing gaming forever when they dropped this turd
might go somewhere in the southern hemisphere for the next 6 months lads
Officer Soyjak shoots a groidhttps://x.com/YouknowTheguy3/status/1850011411956859036
Wife’s idea of having a fun day is driving for 3 hours just to go eat sushi and shop for clothesFor fucks sake I can’t fucking take this stupid shit
Liam Payne was BASED
>>203880151almost summer mate, come down here and have a beer
Just been out in Manchester, had a few drinksSo many fit birds. Gorgeous legs and feet in those slaggy heels. Fuck sake, need to get my life together, go harder in the gym and start going out on weekends and trying to pull. Need sex with fit girls.
>>203880176*gets bullied by Aussies*I'm good mate
>>203880149This isnt gamefaqs message boards mate
>first black man I met was in middle school>Sat in a chair >16 yearold giga nigga beats me up >Says it's ok for him to do it to 12 yearolds because factors It felt great seeing homeless I got to slap him and call him a bitch
>>203880160well you can think of something fun to do for the next date
>>203880183Lancashire women are so much fitter than Yorkshire women it's true
>>203880176can't go oz i have a criminal record
>>203880206mental
>>203880206The tables have turned, I see. The ugly duckling becomes a beautiful swan, yes? Yes, I think so.
>>203880153TRVKE
>>203880230Based Kooks
da vinky
currently having sex with a beautiful woman
>>203880260good lad
>>203880260yeh really doubt it adam
>>203880260An act of antisemitism
>>203880204
Mad how Chris is married to a pedo granny who got nigged
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dOgQ8lJRxQ0?feature=shareare daisy
>>203880271spaki false flag. nobody believes you ever have sex at all.
The Smiths: Incel tunes
>>203880307fit girls love the smiths though
>>203880307True I got rejected by a girl I am getting plastic surgery soon
could have sworn it was 2am
>>203880304you seriously need to get a grip. your life is a tragedy. mine is like romcom
>>203880314But the blokes never get a shag (except me)>>203880315Sad
>>203880260musn't be that great if you got time to post
>>203880317WAHEYYY
>>203880325Worse part was that she said I looked handsome. I hate women and I hate myself for being a ugly rat
>>203880056>this part of the article is inaccurate >yeah? fuck off transphobe
>>203880341It's fine, I had a 3 year relationship with a bird who thought I was ugly
>>203880327well it is great. I'm having a great time in her now
Sharla is bustedPokemon is cringe
>>203880325You shag blokes?>Smiths enjoyerMakes sense
>>203880344mentally ill sexual deviants are incapable of normal civil human interaction? surely not!
>>203880387bet that felt weird
how do you cope with being alone for the rest of your life
>>203880411autogynephilia
>>203880411I chimp, that's what I do
>>203880411I have a girlfriend so I don'tAlthough I did have a 5 year doom period
>>203880411Oh THANK FUCKING GODFINALLY!
>>203879545cute!
My relationship with women is complicated at best and hellish at worst
trump said when he is president he will invade britain and destroy the british government for interfering with the american election
>>203880467Women won't stop fucking TEXTING mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvEj5_EkzBs
Sir Cum Farter
A f*m*id would ruin my potential
>>203880469the charges, officer?
>>203880469are you afraid?
thoughts on the war devil?
if i was in my early 20s i might be more optimistic. but as i'm approaching the death valley that is the 30s i don't see any possible way of redemption.
sir clock go backer
>>203880507I'm in my early 20s and feel hopelesstell me what to do
>>203880498the best was when some gay rights group call him 'sir queer harmer' >>203880505i welcome death for i already have no life
>>203880506zoomer trooner manga
>me trying to shoo the bee away from the pane of glass and towards the open window just 30cm awayMy brother if you would just open your heart and mind to the wider world I am so desperately attempting to voice upon you then you will see your chains disappear!
>Florida priest stabbed multiple times while having coffee in horrifying broad daylight attack
>>203880206you gonna tell us how you got to have a criminal record
>>203880507So glad I'm not a fucking ZOOMER thank GOD I'm 30!
>>203880522anything
>>203880544drugs
>>203880544Male.
my current reasons for not attempting to have sex:bacne (can't take shirt off)room is completely empty accept for essentials wouldn't know what music to put onslightly terrified of intimacy
Get the new made
criminal not being allowed to go to australia bit funny innit
>>203880579>shower more>go to ikea>thievery corporation>ktim
>>203880592Pure cope.Trying to copy Asian countries
>>203880349I don't know if I can find a girl to like me I am a history autist who looks like a rat creature
there has never been a 'passing' tranny whether male or female, never, everyone can tell instantly, the only difference is whether you are honest enough to admit reality or whether you'd rather lie to yourself and others
why do american women always wear latex? it makes my willard feel weird
Is there a term for when flaccid personalities pretend there's no answer to their problem?e.g."there's no way I can make friends!">have you considered attempting to join any kind of social activity group?"no that wouldn't work!"
>>203880612I'm a long haired rat that listens to shit music it'll be fine mate
>>203880624learned helplessness?
>>203880624negative nancies
>>203880624Targeted Individual
>>203880579I have acne on both my chest and back and have had sex many times thoughever so you can cross that off your list
A girl liked me on hinge she is mid
>>203880624depressed
>>203880650*always sunny in Philadelphia theme plays*
>>203880523you have me :/
>>203880641That sounds right
>>203880650fat sow
>>203880650Mid's the grid, hammer
>>203880664>I could be your girlfriend
>>203880613poleaboo.png
>>203880046
Been matching with a lot of trannies on Tinder (2) and I think I might just go for it, by God I think I will actually, thank you very much
>>203880687This is why I don't attempt to have sex. Most women in North America look like this.
Mad how fucked this country is.
get the karts smashed
>>203880615never got the point of the latex gimmick
>good evening
>>203880579put on some prefab sprout
>>203880711it looks so fucking sexy and i dont know why, i think it's the shininess and smoothness.
>>203880647Odd how TI's are a uniquely anglosphere phenomenon
>>203880563doesnt explain much
rip timcord
>>203880727Five Eyes
>>203880703She's not that bad looking and probably is a lovely person. 1) she likes food alright, problem? 2) autistic arm placement, she's a freak when in the mood.
>>203880706that's your george floyd. we are all fucked.
The South of England and South-East have a Norman admixture, so they're usually much shorter and darker skinned and darker haired than those further North.The East and North East historically has modern day Danish admixture, from the raids that took place on the coast and settlers landed from modern day Jutland. Their complexion is lighter, scandinavian in nature. Usually taller.The West of England is really just spill over from the Southern Norman/Saxon population. The North West however, often have a mix of Viking and Celt admixture. Generally short, about 5'6 averageAnd Scotland and Wales are virtually all Celtic stock. Here you will see light blue eye, 6'3 light complexion chads
it's eye opening living with a shagger last week he was spending all his time with this shy alt girl into cosplay, literally cumming inside her and then taking her to get birth control the day after being all lovey dovey with each other and now he's upstairs with someone newit's just mad how little sex means to them, there's no long term emotion or connection am I the weirdo?
>>203880777William the BAHSTAHD
>>203880779have you perhaps considered asking if he can wingman you or some such
>>203880777Literally none of this is either historically or genetically accurate.
>>203880798could've just looked at the number of reddit spaces in the post and knew it was going to be shite
Remember when star wars was cool I like it when Vader was a one army
>>203880794well we're going out for halloween but I'm planning to just get pilled and coked and sit in the smokers with people I knowI'm too sensitive for all this hookup stuff it feels wrong
mental how beautiful old north wales ismental how beautiful new south wales isdelightfully serendipitous
>>203880777>you will see light blue eye, 6'3 light complexion chadsGay HEAVEN!
>>203880823Forgot to post this badass scene sadly Disney doesn't allow Vader to be badass
>>203880307im an incel and can confirm thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1SEj02t0
>>203880828
when was the last time you felt conned
>>203880873this morning when i looked in the mirror
>>203880873by my genes but they won't hold me back
>>203880828I will be only visiting London and York. I am hoping this will help my depression
>>203880872good lad
Cutting my cock off because a video game character told me to.
might get sleep deprived and drink some hard liquor
>>203880888delusion
>>203880888this except my jeans because they dont fit my backside
mad how good late night brit is now, posting in /brit/ until about midnight just endless bbc spam
>>203880901>I'M GONNA ZOOM
porn and food are the only things that make me happy
Just took thisWould you work at a gas station in America? This is what they make
check out the size of the chin on this zionistcompletely chinmogs me
>>203880985i'd work restroom crew for the free poo
>>203880985noi want to work on wall street
>>203880985i want to work as a toilet for an american woman who wears latex
>>203881016>>203881018>>203881035Something wrong with your island
Banned for 3 days for politics fuck off what kind of incompetent administration would think a 900 second timer was a good idea LMAO
My boss at work did not appreciate me threatening customers for sexual harassing employees. I told them if they didn't stop they would have new teeth and sunglasses
>>203881041your women are too sexy, they have corrupted my innocent mind
we don't need immigra-
>>203881120literally scrap all state pensions and just let old people die
Think I might actually start wearing high heels. Why not? Gonna cry?
Most serial killers in Europe and America were autistic or schizophrenic
>>203881120that ww1 baby boom being bigger than the ww2 baby boom is so sad because that whole demographic boost all got wasted
Corr thinking of all the food immigration will bring
Need go to Ireland to find out what a "celtic frost" isThey'll show you
Might do a bit of dogging.
Don't you think the Old testament is disgusting? Some of it? I like the new testament but maybe the old testament or some of it should be scrapped, it's not followed anyway. The new testament is what is important.
>>203881120tell people for years having children is bad then this happens what a surprise
>>203881204never read the bible desu
Mumberg made me live across the street from a gas stationGoing to be converting my car into a camper so I can leave and get some sleep
>we need more people even though we can just use machines and robots to do the work and do it more efficiently because some reason
i stroke my pickle
>>203881222Need consumers before the machines can consume
>>203881222>Wait we need people being productive and spending for the economy to exist >Population drops >We need jamal and apu
>>203881222this post brought to you by the finely curtailed exclusive and elite irish intelligentsia
>>203881222tessco needs more customers chud
Having been on a lot of first dates, I've rejected and been rejected a ton of times. I've received and sent both consolation messages and silence. The reason for rejection is never dramatic, just a lack of spark. That's why it's completely reasonable to "ghost" after a date. It accurately reflects the situation: no emotions were created.
>>203881243why are imported people needed when machines are even better than if you had real slaves.
mmm the brits and Irish up at 2:30AM solving the world economy ah yes
>>203881270Machines don't buy products or grow the economy capitalism is based on infinite growth
>>203881268it's takes zero effort to write 'I don't think this will work out, best of luck' or something to that tune. ghosting is never acceptable,
>>203881268
>>203881268Women will never date me I am ugly and autistic I want someone to care
>>203881283No communication is kinder, both people can move on smoothly. A consoling message such as that can just drag things out or at worst sound patronising.
>>203881284
Get the slaves on the plantation (the slaves are the machines).
>>203881303It hurts still I am gonna get rich and then fuck whores because they are better than dating women in 2024 especially ones my age because they are whores like the biggest ones to exist
>>203881310
>>203881303there's nothing smooth about no closure.
is there a sign on this thread saying "mentally ill yank storage"?
>>203881283it takes even less effort to not write that lol
Honestly my plan is go to Asia or latin america because that's the only way I will get a girl and I won't deal with whores in America
>>203881334there's absolutely closure, there's no clearer message than silence this isn't the end of a long-term relationship, that's a completely different scenario in which feelings were created and discussion is warranted
>>203881281That guy Robin Hanson thinks they'll be able to do that pretty soon. Emulated minds and fully digital world economies with digital commodities like fake houses and NFT wallpapers. Makes no sense to me, but neither does real world economics.
>>203881361this is ai generated.
>>203881303Nah you're just making excuses for being too weak to say something, ghosting is flat out cunty.
watching PORN
>>203881337no but there is something on your shirt*flicks your nose when you look down like a fool*
>>203881381I'd rather receive silence than a consoling message from someone I only just met, I've been on both sides plenty of times
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729737397509301.webm
>>203881299not with that attitude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OygHnodf0XM
>>203881411makes you sound a bit sociopathic lad
>>203881417bloodborne boss
>>203881442What do I have to offer I have a mid physique my only interests are history and movies/books
>>203881417cocks are more aesthetic no homo
>>203881461so down on yourselfso negative
>>203881461micro cocked conscruction mystery meat
>>203881500I have nothing really to offer I learned the hard way women only want power and money I have neither
>>203881457Considering the other person's feelings is the exact opposite of sociopathic. Whether it's decided the best way both people move on is via a message or via silence, neither is sociopathic
>>203881534they're people matethey want lots of different things
>>203881534the bar isn't that high but you being terminally online moping on 4chud isn't doing you any favours.
>>203881561>>203881560I was dating a girl and she loved me. She didn't even mind the autism part but then she left me for some rich asshole and I got angry and beat him
>>203881554considering other people's feelings and then making a conscious choice to stay silent thereafter is in fact a bit of a sociopathic tendency mate
>>203880944weird post
>>203881579okay now you're just posting fiction
>>203881579I'm actually glad that happened to you.
>>203880944literally who
>>203859073>>203859073>>203859073
>>203881579and then you woke up
>>203881580This only follows if nobody prefers silence, which isn't the case
>>203881593That's not me she just left me for some rich asshole and blocked me
>>203881615you might but I would wager most people don't
>I got back with my ex>ok
>>203881595>posting fictionhes at home in /brit/ then
I AUTISM.. I ARGUE PROFESSOR.. I TINY COCKED.. I NO GIRLFRIEND..
>>203881657>>203881657>>203881657
>>203881642don't remember the word gruesome being in the lyrics to november spawned a monster, this image is deeply offensive and factually inaccurate