gaming edition>>203875878previous
shower timeme and my friend are also theorycrafting maybe getting sushi? or doing like a hibachi thing i mostly just want sushi that's my current overwhelming craving but im gone i need t o shower
Australia :)
Umm why is everyone showering
>>203879918how's it going mate
ronald has a new borger, its just the big mac but without the middle bunits just like a whopper or big mac in my xountry
https://youtu.be/KE5pQXYF_P4?feature=shared
Hollywood Undead still exist, just thought I’d let everyone know
>>203879918Scotland :(
Do you guys ever find girl memes? It's always a weird experience watching a meme comp and realizing it was made for chicks.https://youtu.be/crnTo_uBfik?si=uLtjVfueLJu-1Tcr
She looks like she's hiding horsey ears
>>203879937Ronald "E. Coli" Macdonald
>>203879894op reminds me of this
just got out of a nice hot shower
kek I like how this election is bringing up old memes that I forgot about
My apartment is very clean. Not perfect, but very clean and organized. All the CDs and books are shelved, everything was dusted recently, and most of the laundry is clean, folded and put away. My car is squared away, my mailbox is empty, and at work, I left my office and other personal areas (work cubby) organized. I am ahead on most chores, the big two I am thinking about are a doctor checkup and a little christmas shopping.The dumbphone is perfectly blank and empty. It has a perfectly black screen, most apps are disabled apart from the basics, it isn't signed into any accounts, and no call or text history is saved. When I finish some call or text exchange, I generally delete it off my phone when I'm done. No contacts are saved, and the contacts app itself is disabled. When I want to call someone, I key in the number manually. I don't mind if others keep my texts on their phones, the point is to get it off my phone when it's done. My e-mail is also empty except for a few dozen critical/historical things that are archived.The bed is unmade, I have a scraggly beard that I want to shave off, and there's a few urine stains near the toilet. That's all daily routine stuff that's easily fixed, I just don't feel like doing it at the moment. I am sitting quietly in my apartment, typing this out. No music is playing, and a fan is blowing.
>>203880049Kill yourself
>>2038800392 scoops2 impeachments2 failed assassination attempts2 terms
>>203880049Ogey:D
I'm Bohemian
>>203880107i cant understand yougo back to youre country
got taco bell for late lunch
Have you ever jerked off to black and white early-mid 20th century porn?
>>203880138Same. They had buy one get one free chalupa
>>203879894Reddit OP
Why are women so against prenups?
>>203880210SHE TAKE MY MONEYWHEN I'M IN NEED
>>203880195the one I went to didnt show up on the app so I had to pay jacked up prices. Had to go off the value menustill good eating thoughever
>>203879947oh nice I'm gonna listen to them right now
hit hard in the feels tonight when i went to the city halloween party and saw so many happy couples and people with their friends while im all by myself. my life is a waste
>>203880219OH SHE'S A TRIFLINthing indeedah she's a gold diggerall over town*DT DT DT DT DT DT DT DT*
>>203880261The fate of all frogposters
they're eating our ms13 they're eating our nortenos
>>203880261the trick is to go somewhere trashy so you can tell yourself you're better even though you're insecure and maybe a little vain
>>203880195no fupa no chalupa
>>203879926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot6mrjyFMaI
tonight's dinner: half pound cheeseburger with french fries and baked beans.
me gusta tu tetas
i hate the spanish so much its unreal
>>203880195Travis Kelce=Club AmericaTaylor Swift=Corinthians
dear lordbless this messsincerelyanonymous
Have to take breaks a lot because my legs go on fire from sitting in that position
Bendlad wya
thirsty as fug for some reason
>>203880569Same
>>203880559Oregon is a massive shithole.A mix of the chuddiest chuds and the libbiest libtards
t. dry sponge
Dry peanut butterCement more like
>>203880580Dry sponge?
>t. dry sponge
>>203880611me when I see a fat tiddied blonde girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MmAs40Q-tQ
Hitting my omega-6 oils intake
You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American
>>203880712I'm going to pee in your mouth
Tfw Texan porn maker girl took the dark path
>>203880576So true! Also we're full and a homeless antifa just pooped on my doorstep
I'm at home
>>203880712you can become whatever you look like
>>203880712You can't do any of those, beyond a legal sense. You are your heritage, through your blood, and the culture you were raised in.
Sexy riolu
Lord take me!
>>203880718>>203880738>>203880742i am a proud american
>>203880736>Mom can we get a Mexican>We already have a Mexican at home >The Mexican at home...
>>203880718no don't do that...
where do gfs come from?
>>203880789Outside
>>203880789wombs
>>203880796but WHERE
>>203880789In my experience, online.
fuck pewdiepie he should go back to his own country
I dont care what "people" on reddit are doing
>>203880817>now we can play a shit game while drinking in public
>>203880841Seething and jealous
>>203880825chuds cant stop thinking about reddit
>>203880817Why?
>>203880845Of Diablo 4? Never.Of drinking in public with a girl? No.Of posting on reddit? Not ever ever.
having a furious flurry of farts rnTaco bell has betrayed me
dick is hard
>>203880887Tfw
/cum/ is dead af on a saturday nightsad!
>>203880817insane but also goals as a lonely fuck
im spiraling
>>203880956turn on The Batman (2022)
>>203880817he didn't also get a steam deck for his wife's boyfriend? why are redditors so passive aggressive
im not okay
>>203880971:(
>>203880967just say BBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1mU6h4Xdxcthrowback for the REAL niggas
>>203880964Mid
>>203881004WHAT
Canada :(
i dont deserve to suffer
>>203880964Se7en did it better.
I am cumming, I am peeing, I am pooingHelp me to seetheI am hurting, I have emptied it allI am losing vitalityHelp me to seethe
Why don't we play online pictionary anymore?
Stop gaying and find a beautiful demure queen like me
>>203880789mexico and east asia
>>203880967im sure she already bought it using his money
>>203881046YWNBAW
Sex
Drinking water and pissing
>>203881044That sounds fun. Never played with /cum/ before
>>203881044i miss pictionary and movie nights.
we used to be a general. a proper general.
>>203881167This city used to stand for something
OP has tremendous power. He could put the trannitor in jail and make xir pay for it. He's the best poster in the entire thread. He made it with his own beautiful hands -- they're the most beautiful hands I've ever seen by the way, you'd think he was a movie star if someone started filming -- but he made it from the ground up. Now moot also made things from the ground up, but the most crooked thing happened. Starting from the top he just lets people with small hands do whatever they want, they ate our dubs they ate our sharpies, but then he just gave it away to gookmoot and they're just taking more data every day. OP doesn't let this happen, he let's everyone post what they want, they posted dubs, trips, quads, quint and I've even seen octs, the trannitors simply can't accept this, and they do it for free it's so stupid. The last time I saw a lie like this, it was actually the other day, this schizo is just spewing nonsense and running around in mental gymnastic circles, but everybody knows it's not true and they just go away, but it was the worst lie I ever saw, and OP just doesn't do that.
>>203881167What do you think changed?
What is your most trustful source of information?
>>203881191there's significantly less posters than there used to be. and despite the fact that anons hate them, power users help keep the general alive. we don't have any anymore.
>>203881209bilibili
>>203881209reuters and /pol/
>>203881209God
if you use a condom you're still a virgin
>>203881209/cum/
Almost time for amongus potion at 3AM *IMPOSTER*
>>203881209Fiction.
>>203881245noted
>>203881245I've eaten pussy and had my dick sucked so I'm technically not a virgin
>>203881245Someone should tell the mormons
im only 5'4 because of my dogshit parents denied the doctor from giving me hgh now they wonder i have no girlfriend or social life i hate them i hate them i hate them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>203881282We don't need condoms, we have soaking
>>203881282I've known about it for decades, and I still struggle to believe that soaking is real, and that someone pushes on the bed.
>>203881287marry an asian
>>203881293>>203881297Whats soaking?
Drinking alone at a barWhen do I start having sex
im back
>>203881306First you need to go talk some female specimens
would you consider your celibacy voluntary or more of an involuntary one?
>>203881306Go to the mens bathroom and sit in a stallThere should be a hole cutout into the next stallThen it's just a waiting game
>>203881306YES THEYRE SHARING A DRINK THEY CALL LONELINESSCAUSE ITS BETTER THAN DRINKIIIING ALOOOONE
>>203881304bro just got on the internet for the first time in his life
>>203881320voluntary and involuntary
>>203881214we do have a few power users THOUGH like >>203879894
>>203881306(1) don't be ugly(2) seek eye contact(3) if met and it's not disgust, join them after a minute
>>203881325bro, you need to stop taking life advice from your mom
>>203881304Where you stick your dick in, but no trusting. People say it's a loophole.Then you have someone go under the bed, and kick it repeatedly, as a loophole for simulating the trust, but since you're not doing it, it's technically not sex.Apparently bunk beds are the way to do it, with the soakers on the top bunk, and the kicker on the bottom.
>>203881300asian women want tall guys why do you think they go after whites in the first place?
>>203881319Uh...expand on your thesis
>>203881348Done him
>>203881356Because white skin is universally seen as the most attractive.
>>203881353kek
Im tall and huwhite and Ive never had an asian girl even look at me
where are the messssicans?
>>203881382I've seen some university interviews, where it really seems like it's happening, the way that people talk about it so casually.I still struggle to believe it though.There's just something in my brain going "God's not going to accept it", and I struggle to believe that Mormons actually do it.
>>203881416the CIA got to them o algo
no one actually believes god is real
>>203881437https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/
religous people are very low iq
>>203881404a cute asian girl looked at me 2 months ago and i felt so special that day
>>203881483hehe
All the /cum/girls are at my house we’re having a sleepover, we’re all gonna do our nails and gossip about boys.
>>203881483https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjZcW3b8LyM
>>203881344ThanksNobody ever say /cum/ is unhelpful
God is real and gave me a fat cockThe devil is real and makes women hate me
>>203881496and BBC
I'm going to throw boiling water on your penis
>>203881507Post it
>>203881507God isn't real because I have a micropenis.>>203881512Good luck finding it. There's more pubes than penis.
>>203881514COUNTLESS such occurrences!
damn the incels in this thread are down bad
>>203881514>burgers>constantly post garbage>*crickets*>leaf>posts garbage>burgers lose their minds
>>203881550
Post your fat cock
>>203881550>sacrifice your life for the family, incel>it's the only chance you have to be useful in this lifeI still don't know why this movie was so appealing to that group. The entire message was so mean to them.
2049 was a bad sequel. Harrison ford was god awful and that scene with the elvis hologram was worthless
Lake McDonald!
koturday coming to an end
>>203881592The Blackout anime was the only good thing to come from that movie.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrZk9sSgRyQ
me and who
Fat kocks
Harrison Ford was ok in that movieJARED LETO HOWEVER
>>203881631leto was fine. He came off as a snarky prick exactly like he was supposed to. Harrison looked disheveled and confused where he even was, like he had alzheimers
zamn shawty who you wit?
/cum/ doesn't spend enough time talking about black excellencewhich ivy did you go to?for me it was princeton
I can't find the battery charger for my impact wrench ):
niggers tongue my anus
speaking of excellence,>rugged>built to last>repairable>booze tank backrest>doubles as a bulletproof barrier
>>203881641>Harrison looked disheveled and confused where he even was, like he had alzheimersI remember in an interview that Ford was annoyed that people would always ask him about Star Wars, but never Blade Runner.
My piss is sparkly :3(Haven't had an energy drink in like 3 days)I've had 1 or maybe 2 energy drink liters this week
>>203881681Won't that make your ass dirty?
thrivin, vibin, survivin
>>203881667>/cum/ doesn't spend enough time talking about black excellenceBecause it's not true.
>>203881709aight bet you go to U Toronto?
>>203879894
i dont need a job, what i need is money, a lot of money
Black excellence mentionedhttps://youtu.be/LeiFF0gvqcc
i don't understand how and why so many men spend money on porndo they know you can get it for free
>>203881738The woke retards at U of T would be saying that we need to talk more about that. I don't think that they are.
>>203881742Cute!
>>203881742this guy is still alive?
>>203880817I feel like the average redditor bugman is happier than most of the people that make fun of them This guy has a wife who plays Diablo with him, what the fuck does anyone making fun of him have
>>203881742Nigga has a pedophile eyes wide shut elite secret sexp Diddy freak off party mask, bit sussy desu especially for a man that wrote an orgie scene between children.
>>203881774He still writes 15 books a year
>>203881761Charmander bulbasaur squirtle from left to right
>>203881269>>203881269important post
>Mr. Ford, the wardrobe dept is ready to get you into costume
>>203881742>Look out, JasonErm… Jason??
>>203881812>I only need one take
this is me right now literally me
>>203881790And they're always shit.
>>203881768You can eat for free at the food bank too but if you have taste you cook or go out to eat
I got fired from.my job and had to turn in my gun on thursdayBeen drinking ever sinceHaven't posted here in years how have you been?
I don’t understand why some people rave about Bladerunner. Profoundly mid!
>>203881824Jason
>>203881761Me, myself, and I left to right
>>203881836why'd you get fired then
i don't respect the opinions of leafs
>>203881853Malpractice
Only story of his that Ive read was the mist and it was only cool while it was still unknown what was behind the mist. Once its revealed to be standard lovecraftian monster slop it lost all magic. How is that cool anymore?!? Its just a bunch of monsters!
>>203881836Sup
>>203881761From left to right: my superego, ego, and id
>>203881862at work? shouldn'ta done that eh
the priest scenes in fleabag make me want to CUM but also i hate men
>>203881835Food banks are aid for people who can't purchase food. Free porn is advertisements for paid porn. Not the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slvGKU7HF6M
>>203881865Sup>>203881872Yeah. Sucks to suck
Do American doctors still prescribe this?
too late i already came (to the word of jesus christ our lord)
>>203881578Because r*plicants don't deserve rights
>>203881907>chicagobrian moment
i had to do it to em
SEXOhttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1729949624621313.webm
>>203881835>>203881885Some people fill up on free samples at Costco…
>>203881910But that's still the normalfags talking down to the incels. I don't understand why the incels latched onto K so much.>replicants don't deserve rightsBased.
grim thread
>>203881947this leaf cant be older than 13
>>203881956may not even be a real leaf
>>203881956you cant be older than 5 go to sleep little boy before i whoop your ass
>>203881900Which anon were you?
Is it the fucking proxy brit again
>>203881945They saw a sensitive lonely guy and thought "Wow he's literally me!" but forgot he's a filthy skinjob and he should be retired
you guys ever sit and think about how we're all slowly dying?
>>203881938Your fat cock is a free Costco sample
>>203881989i cant wait to die
>>203881982I’m not “Spaino”
>>203881988>only chance for love is with a hologram hiring a hooker to trick you into thinking that you're actually having sex with a hologramRobo-incels are really depressing.
>>203882003Do you have a BA in psychology oogy
porn is so disappointing
>>203881994nobody is stopping you
what if the spookiest spook of spooktober were the friends we made along the way?
>>203882028If you're comparing it to sex, yes.If you're comparing it to masturbating to your thoughts of some rocks that kinda looked like tits, no.
oops! accidentally posted in the brazillian thread! ah, beer-brain. anyway, what i said was: throw yourselves a little concert tonight. that song, that album, do it. dance, cry, or one, then the other. we're doing it tonight, baby!
status update: eating sushi and im uncomfortably high i hit the pen too many times im in the restroom right now but im a trooper and im having fun
>>203882046don't caredon't post againthanks
> im uncomfortably high
>>203882050Miserable little cave troll
>>203882062i'm actually a happy cave troll kthxbai
voting for legalized marijuana tomorrow
>>203882046good luck anon
>>203882069I'd give up legal weed, if we could undo the last 9 years that Trudeau did to us.
>>203882029im a pussy
>>203882028sex is so disappointing
I live in Winnipeg and I'm just now realizing that rape is actually really common here.
>>203882077dude weed lmao
>>203882082Bro, Jasime Laine is a babe.
tfw no android gf
>tfw no white gf
>>203882094https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uE96qUlJ_4
>>203882094
just kidding not voting yes on legalized weed, drugs are never cool
oh god why does this pack of gummy fruits have a licorice gummy oh G
>>203882093Blondes aren't my thing.
>>203882111based
It's gonna be one of those evenings.
>>203882106>all human advancements were to impress the opposite sex>crime>war>EVEN THE SAME SEX!
>>203882125old people suffering from joint pain btfo by their own doing
>>203882155boo hoo grampa
shut the fuck up
what if i creampied one of you?
>>203882106never found futurama funny aside from a few quotes and the christmas episode
>>203882183
>>203882191h-hi
>>203882196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLNJjO9VEqg
hello? any frens here?
>>203882213
>>203882119have you tried not being a faglord?
>>203882213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsRz2L-lUZQ&t=14s
frogposters are on the same level as wojak posters
:D
>>203882214>>203882219>>203882236
pullin' up to the function likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwFpV80ASjw
The zoomer self help shit on YouTube is so cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnoZvhcGG7I&ab_channel=JimmieRogers-Topic
>>203882273Examples?
>>203882292MillenniaThinker
IG gives me so much anxiety and dread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wOUMEVd2XY
>>203882350
god i hate licorice *keeps eating licorice*
>>203882328>ai voices>meme character modelsThis is cringe.
death is final
>rain finally in the forecast>its just drizzle>this means it probably wont even rain and itll jsut be overcast all day*sigh*
drinking milk
i want something i just don't know what
>>203882350same
>>203882375Yes
>>203882407awwwwww shitshadows of the empire
thread has finally calmed down
Is there a way to use scrap paper to cellotape blank pieces of paper onto used pieces without wasting the blank papers real estate where the tape goes
>>203882445It usually does when it hits the bump limit. People want a lot of people to see their post.
My piss is clear (yes clear/white) :D
>>203882466it's also getting late
make the new, i have a blogpost i want people to see
Going to bed with a healthy body after a smokeHopefully I can wake up in like 2 hours and finish the tangent off of notes ans then complete that and then nap and continue afterwards with the notes after
>>203882466it's kind of pathetic i think
Of death by cop is illegal then it's punishment should be the death penalty
>>203882541>>203882541>>203882541new desuyo
