He's back edition.
deary me
my 15 year old trap e-bf that im dating is actually a pedophile and told me to get him wank material from tor. he's from the uk.
Alri lads
Worse part was that she blocked me after I said ok I have her Instagram and Snapchat but never tried to contact her
>>203881685mama mia!
>>203881702BLOG ON CRYBABY CUNT
sissy hypno hmv wank on the cards
roblox wank on the cards
glad we have that axe hidden behind a "break glass in case of italian" case
need a brasileira gf
lads
>>203881691hello matestepped away from the computer and didn't see your post until this morning, so consider this a belated (You), but I did find it very funny that you said you had to sing slice of heaven at school probably the most new zealander thing I could ever imagine
>>203881716Honestly you are right I should give up on love and just get rich and fuck any woman that's the only way to get laid
>>203881677
just realised it isn't really 3am its 4am night night lads
our salaries are higher than we think, at least in AustraliaSomeone earning $100K might say they only earn $77K after tax, but they really earn $88K because of the retirement fund contributions
i don't think re4 was goodi don't think it was good when it came out and i don't understand all the praise it gets
>>203881789Haha lol, what are we like xoxoHad the lyrics on a sheet put on the OverHead Projector with some mong pointing at each word with a pen as well
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a video will silence most of them.
Well this is what my cousin who is a surgeon says
>Blitz is a 2024 historical war drama film.>A defiant young boy goes on an adventure in London during World War II only to find himself in immense peril amidst the Blitz, while his distraught mother searches for him.
>>203881819I'm sorry you are unable to find joy in that specific game, and I hope you can rise above any potential frustration or bitterness
>>203881858rorke screaming and shouting because there's a non-white person in the movie
AY WYITE BOIGIMME YA PUD PUD
>>203881860i've been trying for almost 20 years
>>203881876have you considered trying to do other things than spend 20 years thinking about a game you don't like
>>203881873*sad piano music*
>>203881893yeah i havebut every time that game gets brought up, i just start seething it ruined the resident evil seriesand people talk about the over the camera shoulder as if it was the first game to ever do it, as if third person shooters didn't even exist before itand then they say, well it was the first game to do perfect itis that why they changed it in the remake? it was that perfect was it?etc etc.
>>203881944it's 3AM lad get some sleep
>>203881955yeah alri
>>203881929still need to watch TIE 90
>>203881856tell him to beware the medical equipment manufacturers lobby
Ooo I can See The Hidden Image ooooo
God I miss Liam 'real nigga' Payne so much lads
Bouldering my way to heaven to be with Liam Payne, Evan Walkey and Blaise Hoeftmann
My latest post, please read - https://sociopathcommunity.com/Forum/Topic/3369/1/rape-tutorial
>>>/pol/486008598Does this deserve the death penalty for the mother?
ever been publicly confronted before
>>203881819big fan of re2 me
poo smells
>>203881987They said they no and they won't let me get plastic surgery
Would love to get Jap surgery. GOD I want that so bad.
>>203881657The psyop that convinced a majority of all peoples of the isles (except Irish) that he was always loved and a hero when he was one of the most hated prime ministers is hilarious
Screw Willy Wonka, the best chocolate fudge comes from Emma Watson’s bottom.
Liam Payne was a comedic genius Really funny bloke
don't all post at once lads
Always hoped Elton John would write a song about me when I die. I'll outlive him though, probably by 30 or 40 years. Just hope someone's there to hold my hand as I go. I just hope someone's there to hold my hand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT2J1Ot9N5c
Went bouldering yesterday Went bouldering day before yesterday Might go bouldering today Fuck sake There's literally nothing else to do on earth except go bouldering or smoke crack
>>203882222um
scran time
Apart from being completely gorgeous Cheryl always seems like such a top bird that any man who bails on her must be a preening pompous ponce
>>203882222what the heck?! LOL
college girls with braces
Unironically don't care for Metric. Broken Social Scene and Emily Haines and the Soft Skeleton are alri.
Not a big fan of mountains. Useful if you're a bloody bandit maybe, that's what I think.
>>203882297College girls with a 32" waist and 32" hips.
>>203882313the average american woman has a 39" waist
>>203882297'
>>203882359>Average woman is 77kgjesus christ
>>203882359That's the size of two women.
>>203881831can't believe I just did it to you again lad (had a shower), sorry I'll try to be snappier in my (You)sbut yeah that's a cracker, pointing at the lyrics - not like they're very complicated are they
>>203881804I think it's fair enough for people to not count their super when they consider how much they're making, salaries in principle are about the here and now
Ate some New Zealand salmon todaywas smoked with a manuka honeytasted good
>>203882392>>203882412is common in the us.pic rel is my gf and i
>>203882440very nicelove salmon me, more of a tasmanian salmon fellow
very hot and sweaty todaygot absolutely bugger all on my to-do listcan't afford to go buy booze for the third consecutive daydon't feel like doing anything, even something entirely non-productive like playing video games or watching telly seems like too much effort
Bump
Does Holden have a favourite prozzie? Or is he not particular?
remember a few years ago when having bare ankles was fashionable?
>>203882569yeah it's not even summer yet and it's already hot as shitnot looking forward to the next few months between the heat and all the family gatherings
>>203882570How do I make this money?
>>203882440>manuka honeyOk quadrillionaire
There's this constant humming noise thats been going on since yesterday day time and its driving me madeHMMMMMMMMM HMM HMMMM HMMMMMMM HMMMMM HM HMMM HMMMMMMMMMMM
>>203882648I'm probably the poorest person in /brit/ aside form the literal homeless schizos
uhhh
>>203882681maybe someone nearby is just thinking a lot hahahmmm
>>203882695black bear loves his bloody honey and salmon
say what you will about Starmerism but at least it's an ethos
>>203882635Killing Zeds of course
>>203882747oh rightAlways wondered who this was
This Chris kaba thing is making ye look cucked lads. If the police can't even do their jobs then why be a police officer?
Rorke
sir kid bomber
time for the sunday evening sufjan stevens albumthis week shall be age of adz
>>203882862righto then
>>203882779disgraceful
>>203882844what koolaid is the world sipping to just be fine with israel being allowed to exist and do things like this.
>>203882832Don't fall for it. They've lost the respect of the public after arresting angry Brits
>>203882844Why is Megatron talking about UK politics?
oiled up and goon ready
>>203881858hope this bitch doesnt win any oscars
context: this event occurred at the University of Manitoba in Canada.guess the attacker’s race
proto gf pinged me mid goon and killed my vibe
completely forgot clocks were going back
>>203882978given that he couldn't beat a sleeping woman he's gotta be indian
>>203883009wrong, try again rorke
>>203883009good callthey love rape in india
>>203882989Back on GMT baby. Where we should always be.
>>203883019chinaman?
i have control over time but i choose not to use it
Whenever I see a white guy with a scrawny asian guy I assume they're poofters
>>203883028nah fuck that. always preferable to have extra darkness at morning and extra light in evening imothey should just keep BST all year round
>>203883034nope! any more guesses?
>>203883049raghead muzzer?
>>203883047EU cucks out
>>203883058wrong again!!!he’s a native
me microwave clock's not gone back
OI!
gonna cut my hair short and go celibate I think
>>203883072his land, his rules
>>203883084why
Anyone in Scotland with Highland Broadband? I switched from Sky to them just a couple days ago, and they seem to be blocking my torrents as my internet slows down to a crawl as soon as I open my torrent client without a VPN. Anybody can confirm this?
>>203883095just need to reset innitbeen putting too much energy (and money) into dating
>>203883108not sure mate
farted on my poo
BRAPSBrixhamRochesterAmesburyPort IsaacSandwich
>>203883113yeah fair enough
>>203883113wait no hold on, I'M THE ONE who's putting too much energy (and money) into dating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyvwaAVv2aw
>>203883161ahaha
>>203883047>always preferable to have extra darkness at morning and extra light in evening imoGOOD ladperfect for basking in the afternoon glow over a golden pint
On this day in 1914, the British battleship HMS Audacious hits a German mine off the northwest coast of Ireland and sinks. Remarkably, the government in London suppresses all news of the loss for more than four years.
nonce editonsimple as
>>203883205>HMS Audaciouswe need to bring back ship names like that
been watching mr. inbetween, very bleak and depressing show, which i suppose is to be expected for a show about criminals, but it's still not as depressing as most british shows about normal people living normal lives
>>203883218how can you tell
At 12 you hold it, at 13 you suck, at 14 you already have sex, at 15 you are good in bed
mental how this is one of the best tv programmes ever made
>>203883218People get obsessed about it. Everything is shit and getting worse. We've had four PMs since Covid and I barely give a toss. I find hearing who won Strictly to be more interesting.
>>203883244thank you for blessing us with a brazilian proverb
lads if you're ever considering joining the military, i've got one word for ya: don't**unless you're non-white, in which case go for it
mumstein just sits around on the sofa watching court cases on youtube all day while scroolling through social media on her phone, she's an overgrown zoomer
I remember back when brits would make fun of us for swapping prime ministers a few times and now they've done it more than us ahahaha
i'm a virgin but i killed people in the army so that makes up for it, i'm a fighter not a lover
>>203883193wait a minute...that's not a pint*zooms out*THAT'S A BLOODY RIFLE, EVERYONE GET DOWN
>>203883300don't believe you quite frankly
>>203883274you would only know what she does ALL day if you're also at home all day
>>203883304looool very creative little post that
>>203883319i have cameras around the house
>>203883319it's the weekend innit
>>203883304grouse post
>>203883333big fan of the word grouse, we need to collectively as a nation use it more often
the only things i like to drink are bourbon, somersby apple cider, and goon
I am trying to contact my ex on Snapchat she told she never wanted to contact me again
>>203883339yeah my dadberg used to say it a lot, apparently it used to be common parlance in melbourne but dadberg wasn't from melbourne so idk why he said it
>>203883342you 18 or something lad
>>203883347perhaps you should respect those wishes as explicitly relayed to you
>>20388335632i'll have a beer if offered but i just never really developed a palate for it, i like something either sweet (like cider or goon) or smoky/woody (like whiskey), to me beer tastes like earwax
>>203883366I've got something woody for ya heheheh
>>203883242just the look in her eye you can tell she's not all there
>>203883373ahahahah
>>203883339my dad says it too and he is from melbourne so i guess thats where he got it fromnot gonna say it now that i know its from fuckin smellbourne now howsoeverbeit
>>203883373hahahaha boom boom
Fuck my face
>>203883378yeah that does take the gleam off it a bit
uuuhhh /brit/ actual this is lachie overthis is /brit/ actual go ahead lachie overI've got eyes on a gf mad at me because I didn't take the bins out overrequesting fire support 0.01 klicks from my current location overthis is /brit/ actual, fire support confirmed, stand by, 5 guns 1 round, splash in 5... 4... 3.../brit/ actual this is lachie, kill confimed, good hits over
need to get out of the thread too many of them
i shart on blacks
>>203883392I would just boulder over the bins so she couldn't see me
thinking back to that aussie power hour from a few fridays back when that one melbournite tried to tell us all that the eureka tower was up there with the harbour bridge and opera house lmao
only bloody gone and woken up against haven't ifeeling a bit groggy this morning so i am
>>203883399you should be grateful given the value we add to /brit/, which is almost universally agreed upon you see
>>203883418couldn't believe my eyes reading that had never even heard of it
>>203883418last time i thought about the skydeck it was because we went there on a school excursiontotally forgot it existed
>>203883435same lad
>>203883364I miss her no one is willing to date me
>>203883456stunning
just about spat out me chewie, thanks cunt
>>203883496what kind of chewie?
>>203883477um
>>203883497some peppermint extra, housesitting for a mate and hes got some next to the front door, helping myself to it
not really appropriate to post now is it
>>203883477what do you get out of posting this shit?
which is your favourite SCP lads? mine is the girl who has to be constantly beaten and raped by D-class to prevent her from giving birth to the antichrist
>>203883517a little stiff willy
>>203883477feel like this would be novelty for about a week and then just get boring and i’d want a normal woman. the only people who find this truly appealing are the ones who don’t know that sex life eventually becomes maintained by the fact that you love and wish to breed the woman you are with, fetish shit is boring after a while
>>203883517sticky jorts as it were
>>203883535bewildering claimloads of couples never have childrenmany couples can't have children even if they want them
>>203883548zesty ass mfer
>>203883548very cool wish I could do that
>>203883556imagine her poos
Two Cats and a Lady,(1958), Gertrude Abercrombie, In Western arts over time cats could be included in paintings as symbolic of female sensuality. Black cats particularly were associated with witches (aka wise women who had skills in healing).
>>203883556too big
>>203883556Always grim when you see people so fat they don't even have knuckles
planning my fourth and final eurotrip before i commit suicide on New Yearsas of right now, i’m planning Shannon - Limerick (see some old friends) - Cork - Dublin - Liverpool - (unsure of whether or not to do Edinburgh, Manchester, or London, didn’t have a good time in any of these cities before) - Calais - Paris - Nice - Florence - Rome - Milan - Vienna - Salzburg - Munich - Berlin - Kiel - Copenhagen - Odense - Aarhus - and then either go through Scandinavia or go to Eastern Europe. Think i’d have a good time going to Ediburgh, Manchester, and London? Should I go to northern or eastern europe at the end?
>>203883589very astutely observed
>>203883589i can see her knuckles clearly though
>>203883591why not get a head start and throw yourself off a bridge tonight?
as a first nations man, it is his right to do whatever he wants to c*nadiens
was hungry so i made some scran but now it's sat in front of me and i don't feel like eating it
>>203883545>loads of couples never have childrenand theyre always either on the verge of divorce or are cheating>many couples can't have children even if they want themusually have an even stronger desire to have children
well said grace
>>203883611mental
Someone get me a Tampax. Oh, I'm so sorry, am I being rude?
>>203883606i have about $10,000 saved and i dont want it to go to anyone so i figured id spend it on this, especially so i can say goodbye to some old friends from around europe
>>203883614just chatting bollocks aren't youdoubling down after realising you posting something retarded
might watch the US election at the pub
>In December 2022, a panel meeting of school staff and other professionals deemed Brianna to be at "medium risk" of child sexual exploitation.
>>203883651GOOD lad
>>203883635Ever talk to a mental head doctor?
la croix? fizzingradiohead? blaringlegos? buildingcandy? unwrapping yep, it’s a comfy sunday night
>>203883651shant be votingshant be watchingdoesnt affect me, does it?
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/well%20said/filename/file.png/country/gb/
>>203883674how old are you?
well said
>>203883675err think it might mate
>>203883685all excellent posts
>>203883675you're a goose mate
>>20388368626, why?
>>203883706what's good for the goose is good for the gander>>203883692dont see how. democrat, republican, they're all the same i reckon
>>203883710fucking manchild
>>203883619>Its irrelevant what Brianna was looking at on her phone>What were the killers looking at?Well considering the three of them were friends maybe they were into the same stuff.
ahh the passtime of having a fake conversation with myself on /brit/
>>203883749what an utter dunce you are
Go on the trip. Talk to a head doctor, don't kys. Go on another trip after.
just seen at least 20 consecutive posts that i couldn't give less of a toss about if i tried
>>203883778do you like this post?
>>203883785i will consult the council and you should receive a verdict in 6-8 business days
>>203883766Mate have you not learned that all the yank posts here are mentally illNot a single pubgoer amongst them
*applies for a one-time-use license of the n-word*
>>203883795such a shame
>>203883795>Not a single pubgoer amongst themerm im a gigantic alcoholic though
>>203883813and yet you lack a pub culture and the joys that come with it, so you have my pity
>>203883824Sit down, ni*gger
my old GP has his own private practice now and he's got 2.3 stars on google, which i'm somewhat happy about because the cunt never wanted to help me with anything
*** ACTUAL BRITISH NEWS ***A new species of Icthyosaur was discovered near Somerset in 2016 and first scientifically described in 2018Since it is still very new there is still a lot of debate among experts about the specifics but based on the size of the fossil remains there are some estimates that put it LARGER than the Blue Whale, both in length and weightThese fossils were discovered by amateur fossil hunters, a father and his 11 year old daughter on a beach near SomersetIf any /brit/ lads are near Somerset you should go fossil hunting
>>203883852there's a whole region down there (devon/dorset rather than somerset but similar area) called the jurassic coast because of all the dino bones
>>203883869Very jealousI wish we had that in NZ, I'd go fossil hunting in my free timeOf course everyone knows that NZ has no history but it's so bad that that we somehow don't even have dinosaur fossils, aside from the odd marine species found near the coast
i like to think my old catberg is going on a mad one in heaven
imagine avatarfagging when you have a unique flag. maximum attention whoring
I dress like this
>>203883852If you were a dinosaur you'd be an ICKYsaur heheheh
>>203883921It's fine when the pictures are inoffensive and the person actually engages in conversation
defend and protect gothy lesbians
>>203883936
Waterloo Dock from Princes Half-Tide Dock, 1890s and 2024
>>203883776how olds she, 48?
>>203883991think she's probably low 20s
>>203884001not a chance
>>203884009here you go she's 30
>>203883984needs a good powerwash
>>203884023See>>203884040
>>203883984cast iron mushroom persists
>>203883943it really isnt, its full on pseudo tripping like a fucking loser
>>203884023Guys will see dorky or nerdy women like this and think>Yes! Finally a woman who likes the same thing!But they don't realise that these women want a traditionally masculine counterpart, not just a male version of themselves
liverpool play today lads
>>203884056Steady on there mate
really not a fan of this 15 min timermakes phone posting not viable at all
>>203884117Timer?
>>203884123Go on your phone and see for yourself
>>203884130Not sure what you're on about mate, feeling OK?
When are you guys going to annex the Faroe IslandsThey're right there next to the Shetlands
>>203884130passes also work on mobile
I’m going to take my dog for a walk on the beach at 6:45
>>203884130its only annoying if you regularly clear your cache/cookies/dynamic IP'n after getting banned
>>203884145a boat from twatt to vagur
>>203884117never seen it
>>203884149hope you get sand in your vag
I don't get banned so the timer doesn't affect meOnly punishes the wicked, you see
>>203884148they should be paying me to post on this dying site >>203884152I clear cache on my phone. Why would I want 4chan in my history
>>203884149Keep a look out for Icthyosaur fossils
back to GMT, ladsgod's one timezone
>>203884181love love LOVE "you see" posting
>>203884190A lot of people the internet on your mobile are they?
>>203884190>Why would I want 4chan in my historywhy would you not?
>>203884197it's too BLOODY light
>>203884194I’ll keep my eyes peeled
>>203884194OUTTA MY WAY
my new nintendo switch is coming today
>>203884208no but I want the chance of someone seeing 4chan on my phone in any scenario to be 0%
>>203884249get yourself a 4chan app instead of using the web browser
>>203884249And how is it going to be 0% if you browse 4chan on your phone hmmm?
>>203884258hiwling if you think I'm installing a 4chan app >>203884261cant use my phone if I'm in the process of using it can they
>>203884291>hiwling if you think I'm installing a 4chan appyou use apps all the time why not use one for 4chan?
>>203884291>someone seeing 4chan on my phone in any scenarioDoesn't require them to be using your phone now does it? Don't think you've thought this one through mate
20mm max hangs.
not even 7am and i've already changed the clock on my oven
Bouldering this morning
>>203884409hope you twist your ankle
>>203884409based Rest day for me
>>203884336someone I care about if I'm in a public place waiting for something (like 99% of phoneposters) I wont care if a stranger sees an obscure blue layout on my phone screen
found a black man in my bed just now.ah nevermind, after further inspection i found i had only shat the bed
no? nobody likes my post?
>>203884409Gay
>>203884493its a bit crude
>>203884409shite gimmick
>>203884229Wombats on the run are absolute missiles
WOMBAT STEWWOMBAT STEWGOOEY, BREWYYUMMY, CHEWYWOMBAT STEW
just about mcfucking had it
ermm possum magic and that
mad how mem fox's husband was a nonce
stinking a poo
goanna steaks for tea
might play some more mafia definitive edition today
nuevo>>203884636>>203884636>>203884636
>>203884409I was going to go later today but I forgot I have a game on at the same time.
One Wooly Wombat edition>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit
