still gonna send it>>203879894
>>203882541First for no gods.
>>203882561fpbp
thanks for making the new, now i can finally blogpost:i just pooped
mommy
just
>>203882610What no sunscreen does to a mf
can you believe this bitch is almost 40
>>203882610What being over 21 does to a woman.
>>203882640am I supposed to know who this is
I added a bunch of shit to make an off grid shed with things from amazon and I stopped trying once it got to like 1.3 grand>solar>water>sewage (didn't add sinks or pipes, just the tanks)>washing machine>propane fridge>insulationI could probably finish the setup at like 3 to 5 grand
>>203882610El absoluto estado
>>203882640Sexo ratty gf
>>203882640No, as she's clearly in her mid 20s, and you're fabricating her age.
>>203882663giga cope
>>203882663No she's 36
Forum,
>>203882669>>203882667Just a flattering photograph, as she looks that age in her other photographs I've seen.
Goodnight forum
>>203882689Need her to dress up like a scene girl
>>203882689still looks great for 36
Why did so many 90s cartoons have such great metal theme songs? It was so confusing, when I'd hear metal of the 80s.
>>203882709Nah. Why not just go for a girl who looks good for her age in her late teens?
Extremely harsh measures against political opponents, religious figures and intellectual elites.
my soccer team lost
>>203882762Hi placer
i dress poor so hyper rich people think I'm one of them
>>203882770who?
>>203882762
i dress poor mostly because i just dont care that much, none of my clothes i bought for myself
>>203882762Get fucked Arab monkey 4-04-04-04-04-0
>>203882799brazilbro, are you a virgin?
>>203882762>>203882807Forgot image
>>203882808yes
Uber driver wouldn't stop talking about politics.
>>203882821maybe hire a prostitute?
>>203882819>>203882807Im not talking about la liga(I'm a mallorca man, myself)
>>203882826dont feel like it
>>203882643You’re bald
>>203882830Who lost today?
>>203882865my team and my premier league team
>>203882873Who are your teams?
>>203882873>My team>Is American
>diveball
Soccer is gay
thoughts on the texas university football team
I have been banned from the r9k and now most post here instead. I am currently suffering in my cunt, are you?
I've been awake for 19 hours
if i soak a prostitute do you think her pimp will kick the bed?
>>203882890the US has multiple soccer leagues
>>203882994
Stop trying to bait me
letting out some rancid farts rn
>on tiktok>on my FYP>random light-hearted relationship jokes from couples are shown to me>one pretty girl doing ~30 second skits about the double standards females have in relationships>me: "haha, she's pretty aware of these and is able to poke fun at females, she must have had a brother/bf do a good job of grounding her in reality.">she's actually just an OF whore and it's all to get people to go to her insta, to get people to her OFDamn, she must get a lot of people subbing, because she uploads new tiktoks quite often. If you never opened her tiktok profile, and then went her to insta, you'd never know she's an OF whore either.That's some next level marketing.
I have chlamydia and the antibiotics the doctor gave me are kicking my ass
>>203883051Who did you fuck
>>203883055A man.
what a shit ass world
>>203883055A barslut, never again
>>203883070same
>>203883036something bound me up, but before that i had chili cheese dogs and a pizza. it was like a steam locomotive was barrelling through my guts, and the coal was shit.
>>203883076Bro... And you didn't wear a condom?
>>203883112I asked?
>>203883128i volunteered
>>203883119I did when I fucked her. She sucked my dick without one and I think that's how I got it
>>203883147I'm proud of you, son.
>>203883149you can get that from oral?
>>203883149Was she white?
SOMEBODY SAVE MELET YOUR WARM HANDS BREAK RIGHT THROUGH
>>203882986banned from r9k for being too much of an incel creep?
>>203882204why is the maid frightened?is it because she isn't a maid and is she about her fit?
>>203883186that is a man
hate being a tard
>>203883159Yeah I've researched it and you can get it from oral. If she had an oral infection she probably got it from sucking some other dude off>>203883160yeah and a bit chubbier than I'd normally go for but I was a bit drunk
literal whores are cleaner than easy sluts
>>203883222Retard
how hard is it really to make a gun and bullets
>>203883231Yes I've learned the error of my ways. I didn't even think anything of it at the time because she didn't look sickly or have any cold sores or anything. desu casual sex isn't even that good so I can easily swear it off from now on
hey
>>203883229True, professional whores actually drug test and take their health seriously because their jobs depend on it
>>203883252not at all
>>203883272calling top-left for my shown, and the bottom-same for the one i'd actually pull.
i said hey
>>203883302hey-o
just demolished some oreos
>>203883315how are you tell me about the strongest feeling you had today
>>203883322with milk right
>>203883336yep
>>203883324doing goodanger, disagreement with my wife
>>203883345nice >>203883349what happened did you guys end up working it out
>>203883361oh yeah, we always do. it almost feels like emotional sparring at this point. we've been married almost thirteen years, so it's always the same little dumb things.
>>203883349>my wifeyou dont have a wife. stop lying
dude is posting 4chan screenshots now
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0218277/?ref_=tttrv_trThis is a 109 year old porn movie
>>203883382that doesn't sound healthy if you both acknowledge the subject matter of the arguments is pretty meaningless, why do you guys still bicker like that? using your spouse as an emotional pressure relief valve is a dubious coping strategy i don't know about the relationship dynamic or anything so forgive me if i'm making a mountain out of an anthill
>>203882561What is this, 2007?
>>203883436you are, but it's fine. if you don't have any experience, it sounds odd. we bicker. we don't fight. we still say "goodnight", and that we love each other very much.
>>203883396grim
>>203883396I had a friend who used to work at walmart collecting carts. He said he didn't give a fuck, because it was more time away from everyone else. His entire job was dealing with carts, so managers would try to give him other jobs when there were no carts, which he never wanted to do. So from then on, I've never returned the cart, because I know that it's an extra minute away from management.
>>203883382>thirteen yearshow old are you?
>>203883503he made it up, you idiot
I read something about how it’s very easy for people in long term relationships to lose their sense of identity, and so bickering about ‘narcissism of small differences’ stuff helps people maintain their distinct sense of self.
>>20388350332.
>>203883495Vandalism and carelessness really just create more jobs for people to clean it up :)
>>203883465i just never could stand conflict like that in a relationship even if it's just low level bickering like thati don't doubt that you guys love each other or anything i guess i'm just incredibly conflict averse and it brings me a lot of stress. my last relationship was pretty toxic towards the end so it kind of soured me on being tolerant of the daily, small emotional skirmishes like that i didn't mean to insinuate that you guys don't love each other or anything, i'm sorry
>>203883520christian?
>>203883537no that’s jason
>>203883512embrace the psychedelic drug mind meld bonding strategy
goodnight qt kit kits
>>203883565good night
>>203883531you have nothing to be sorry for. the way i think of it is a steam-engine. the heat vents here and there to keep the machine alive. for me personally, it's also a show of honesty. everyone gets mad or sad, it's normal. people who hide it, i feel, are either hurting themselves, or liable to hurt others.>>203883537yes.
I’m not sure how I feel about this, but I’ve heard that stifling your anger and frustration is one of the major root causes of depression; impotent rage that gets turned inward, for lack of a release valve. Not to mention that not airing dirty laundry from time to time makes for poor communication in relationships.
dandadan is a good anime
i do not give a single shit about this relationship stuff
>>203883573i have a tendency to aim my sadness and frustrations inward, and i internalize a lot of it so yeah it's definitely not the bestin a relationship i would make no effort to hide those feelings, but only really i alone can work through them, me either venting to, or lashing out at another wouldn't really help me i have a bad brain that takes medication and i'm working on it so that's all i can doi wish you and the missus the best anon
I have come to the horrify realization that I will probably experience nuclear war in my life time. I have come to the even more horrifying realization that I will probably have to go to work the next day regardless
>>203883644god willing your city gets hit so you wont have to go to work
kek
>>203883644We're far more likely to have nukes get used in the atmosphere, which act like giant EMPs, which take out all the electronics. Leaving the population basically fucked, and open to advanced attacks. Doesn't matter how many guns you have, when they have working tanks, planes, drones, etc.Leaves the ground undamaged, while still causing massive damage to society.
>>203883644the factory is monitoring the radioactive fallout cloud situation and everyone is expected to report to work at 9:00am :)
>>203883668What's surprising about that? Baron's 18. He's going to understand social media better than the people on the campaign team.
>>203883724Im just imagining barron trying to explain IG and memes to his dad who probably doesnt even know how to send an email
>>203883668Still waiting for him to do the Adam Friedland Show
>>203883744>the guy who was a massive twitter personality for like a decade before getting banned doesn’t know how to send an emailyeah?
>>203883767that windshield looks hard to see out of
>>203883565Good night bud
>>203883761correct. I cant find the exact pic but its this guy using alexa to type up a post and then says "and post"
>>203883796or his PR team does, which is who was in control of the Whitehouse IG account during his term
>>203883797he started his twitter acct ~2.5yrs before siri was introduced
any sober, steady men here
>>203883781it's tinted, but you're correct! the staggered model of the beechcraft 17 was intended to grant greater pilot visibility.
>>203883810And? That was to his twitter, which was absolutely controlled by him. It wouldn't surprised me that someone else ran his IG, considering IG is for girls and thots to post about their lives.
>>203883826I liked the one, where he bragged about his crops.
>>203883828i always wanted to get tinted windows on my car the privacy seems really nice what's your absolute favorite airplane, plane enthusiast anon ?
>>203883843Do you really think you're uncovering some secret about politicians? Biden's twitter account was tweeting while his debate was happening.You've moved the goalposts so far already.
>>203883847the P-38 Lockheed Lightning.
>>203883865what goalposts did I move? And why are you assuming I think biden isnt out of touch too? why did you even bring up biden?
>>203883843>TL;DR yes, he did make some of the tweetsAre you trying to prove my overall point?
>>203883880>>TL;DR yes, he did make some of the tweetsI must've missed the part where I said he never made a single tweet of his own
>>203883866it looks like they smushed two planes together neat
I look like a turkey at christmas
>>203883886Are you the same anon who said he didn’t know how to send an email, or did you jump into the discussion
>>203883894you should see the twin mustang!
>>203883903>>203883902are you the same canadian that cant read?
>>203883906does putting two of them together make it twice as fast
>>203883907>probably>points out how that’s extremely improbable>erm i never said that chuddyL
>>203883899we always had a ham for christmas
>>203883928Steamed?
>>203883916no, it slows if anything. the more weight, the more propulsion needed, and fuel, which adds more weight, which is where you get into glide and yadda-yadda.
>>203883761yeah he's like le dum and stuff
>>203883933OLD family recipe
>>203883933i like honey glazed ham with a bit of brown sugarthat's just what i had growing up and that's what i make now
We have turkey AND ham at Christmas
>>203883916Greatly improved range
>>203883950:Oour christmases as a kid usually only had 5 or 6 people so there's no need for a whole turkey and a ham too
>>203883940you know me and you know what kind of stuff i like and my vibe so what do you think that my favorite airplane would be
>>203883981?
>>203884010lmfaoalright yeah that's a good one
320 hours and i still cant do any of the advanced dungeons, i think i'm just garbage at bullet hells
>>203884034literally me and who
wild
>>203883981https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vought_F7U_Cutlass
>>203884058bizarre
>>203884060it's weird how futuristic stuff from the 1950s still looks cool and futuristic to this day
>>203884101you have two brain cells one obsesses over women and the other one despises themall your other functions are carried out by your nervous system subconsciously, head empty
>>203884101>tf>tp
I'm a city boy
>>203884122city boys make do
oh shoot, bye guys!
>>203884122living downtown for a year was enough to convince me that i should just stay in the country in my childhood home, i feel most comfortable here and my parents are only like 30 minutes away
>>203884134But a country boy will survive, heh
>>203884135bye have a good sleep
>>203884146some of these pepes are very esoteric who would take the time to make a mcmuffin pepe
>>203884093woman moment
>>203884120True
>>203884153We live...in a society. the veronicas will regretnotgooning with us in our sick ride
>>203884178it was another woman who stepped in and corrected the action thoughit just reminds me of during covid the people like snapping pictures of people not following the mask rules to tell on them, like sure they should put on a mask but when someone feels like they are morally correct they will turn you into the gestapo at a moment's notice and it's scarypeople as individuals are kind and compassionate and rational but in groups they do stupid shit like this and completely lose their sense of right and wrong and it's frightening
>>203884178The absolute state of self hating whites
what's up guys just checking in to see how you're all doing hope all is well
>>203884251
>>203884251Do you own a bike?
>>203884172
ur under arres
>>203884440you got me okay big strong policeman i'll go quietly
>>203884450wow..um ok I didn't think you'd cum with uhh do you know what I do now?
>>203884440I would like a female officer to place me under a breast
>>203884487well usually when you arrest someone, you take those dangly things on your belt there and handcuff someone, hand them to me and i'll demonstrate their use on you >>203884488thanks dad
>>203884488
>>203884550Truly orwellian...
>>203884488good joke I like it>>203884519>you take those dangly things on your belt there and handcuff someone, hand them to me and i'll demonstrate their use on youyoiu want my dangly things?!? HAHA GOT YOU!! but yes ok that sounds good, here you go, what are these dangly bits for anyways?
>>203884574also mfw
>>203884574you're not cut out for these mean streets apu now you're handcuffed and i could just run away you're too precious to be in this line of work
>>203884251Just watched 3 horror movies in a row
https://youtu.be/_G4MvUaaaLw?feature=shared
she's growing up
>>203884736he is so talented that other one has hot water though so he might accidentally burn himself :<
>>203884591I'm handcuffed! what the hell how did you do that! umm unlock me right now or you'll go to jail for assaulting a peace officer!! you don't want that do u!
>>203884750of course, here you go bud i hope this makes up for it
>>203884789that is so hateful you can tell the exact moment he bites into it
>>203884829put that sniffer away mister
>>203884852I didn't watch it all the way through before posting it sorry
>>203884867lol it's okay that's pretty harmless it's just mean spirited that's all
>do you want to hurt yourself?no.>do you want to hurt others?no.my hand is being held in boiling water, and i'm being asked if i prefer this to death.
>>203884921wut
alarm set for 4 hours and 25 minutes from now
It's not hard to grow potatoes
>>203885014i mean if he can do it so can you
love potatoes
>>203885049How do you like them prepared?For me, it's baked and loaded, or mashed
good night >>203885049how could you not
Taking a shit.
>>203885239same
>>203885022>i mean
Women are hot
the earth is round
cumala will win
worried i'm addicted to oatmeal. i have some every day by myself.
>>203885304;-;
ohh fuck i hate thssomevodry link that bill coaby tjinf about drinkung
>>203885401Someone just fell from the cumtree.
A fine morning.I'm gonna live here, btw.
>>203885933I'm in this picture!
>>203885995circle it?
You buy handcuffs for your girlfriend.My girlfriend buys handcuffs for me.We are not the same.
I know how to achieve extremely intense orgasms without having to stick up something up my ass
>>203886371What's your method
>>203883457Why would that have a timeframe on it? Religion didn't suddenly stop being ridiculous in the last 15 years.
We're watching Black Hawk Down.
>>203886383Because burgeranons think that atheism had an expiry date, based on the fact that they only know reddit and twitter.
>>203886381before you're about to bust, rub behind your balls with your free hand. Continue jerking and rubbing if you can, the orgasm is fucking insane. Its called a perineum orgasm. Thank me later.
>>203886443Sounds more like cope because they haven't got a leg to stand on. I remember it being like that back in the late 2000s.
>>203886515Religious people have never had a leg to stand on. That's why the more we find out about the universe, the less that they say God did.
old internet atheists either turned into a "christian" chud or redditor
need mentally ill pussy
>>203886387more like black cock down
>>203886387more like hawk tuah down
>>203886727None of the above, reporting in.Also fuck the tranny jannies. I didn't even talk about politics, but I still got a 3 day. No post linked to the 3 day either. They're a bunch of groomers with nothing better to do than seethe about discussing people, without talking about politics.
Punch your balls as hard as you can. Just do it.
is today the day? is today the day I will acquire a gf? probably not. but I will hope. I will arise from my bed and hope.
>>203887339It won't be the day for me because I don't plan on going outside
https://youtu.be/s9owa3BiXhQ
>>203887339Today's another day you'll get humiliated by everyone and you must stay inside so no one has to witness how ugly you are.
>>203886469A whore once did that to me with her toes while I was stroking it and sucking on her titties Had me shaking
I should really slow the fuck down
Anything cool happening in town today? Show me a magic trick
Good morning
>>203889171How about you shut the fuck up and become a taliban instead you faggot
I'm going to become a fat cross dresser
thank you for your service
The fuck you talmbout
hello. time for church
good morning sirs
>>203892693morning bud
>>203892614I hope the coconut fucker becomes possessed and slits your throat
>>203892901why?
im finna gonna cum my niqqazzzzz
>>203893088what to
>>203887703>tfw no qtpie zookeeper gf She'd be nice and all, but I'd mostly be with her to see the tortoises. I love animals.
>>203893481I love you
>>203893481>female zookeeperYou just know.
They don't know what's comin for them fellas
My new favorite way to dismiss schizoposters, political baiters, and other assorted undesirables is to simply respond to their posts with a vague "get well soon"
>>203893866get well soon
change my pitch up
>>203893866I usually just respond with "that's crazy man."
>>203893866woman tier but effective
*farts on your lap* :3
im having a crisis i dont know if i should vote yes on legalized marijuana on one hand i want to get high on the other im afraid the lives this drug will ruin
>>203894516ok but what are you voting on amendment 4
>>203894548im split on that too on one hand i dont want white children to be aborted on the other i dont want the black and latino population to explode
given that US doesn't require voter id to vote, can I an indian citizen mail in a ballot to usa, will it be counted?
>>203894605vote nok?
>>203894516Marijuana is bad
impossible challenge: pajeet goes 10 seconds without thinking about scams or cheating
Over 130 Sudanese women committed mass suicide yesterday to avoid being raped by UAE backed RSF militia
>>203894650Wow thanks twitter updates
thoughts & prayers
He ain't have his pipe, a damn dummyDied on a hit, Bugs BunnyLot of these niggas ain't even streetProbably call the feds on youHe think I'm sweet, talking bout this and thatHe dead, that's what he get for that
I also read somewhere that even if your name is not in the voter list, you can still vote by either providing some kind of bill or other id or by bringing in an American citizen who act as a guarantor of you being an american citizen. Will this also work with mail in ballot?
>>203894791shut the fuck up
Me and all the /cum/ girls were gossiping about you guys last night. Then we got into a spontaneous pillow fight and all started kissing.
the chinese built the railroads
If you playin' cut then I'ma cut you (Cut)I'm heartless, I'll never love you (Fuck you)Never been a busterIf you ain't from the 6, nigga, fuck you (Fuck you)If Cojack got a problem, I'll bust 'em (Cojack)I been thuggin' since a 6 (6)I swear I ain't never had shit (Bitch)Snotty-nosed bad-ass jitMama short up on the rent (Damn)She ain't never know I had a stick (Nah)
>>203894873based!
i think i made up my mind
>>203894900That's crazy because us guys were passing yalls pics around and made a ranking list.
WORLDSTAR
>>203895059It's better to hideI don't wanna wake up to pale sunlightI don't wanna give it time to figure outIf you're something i'd be better off withoutWhen you sleep it's like you're still hereYou still smile and you still careAnd i could lay in bed foreverWe break up every time i wake up
https://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA?si=hiKZr1e6I9EvWByR
EYYY I'M INCEL WALKING 'ERE
sit down bitchif you move again i'll beat the shit out you
gonna starve myself today then take a nice hot bath to sweat out and excess water weight.say goodbye to that bellyfat, ya boy bouta be sweet and zesty.
>>203895388A few incel thoughts from my incel walk (walking to get coffee)>lol at asians wearing winter jackets in 13 C (55 F for Amerilards) weather>why the fuck do white female yuppies love trader joes so much - it's pretty mediocre>since when do hispanic teens like skateboarding
>>203895563I should do thist. has a beer gut
>>203895569keep them to yourself next time
>>203895597
im sorry
https://youtu.be/f-OoR8jiTBE?si=YDk4Ogg8to2_JSbM&t=33
>>203896159>>203896159>>203896159