woolies caramel mud cake edish
what's the trampiest thing you've ever done?i shat in my hand and threw it at someone once
>>203886253ok
went from having quite a structured disciplined lifestyle, eating well, exercising and reading every day to rotting in bed until last minute and doomscrolling TikTok and Facebook all day barely leaving the house apart from my loner night walks and just not eating down to nearly 150 pounds now all my clothes are baggy can’t see a way out of this just want her back and things to be normal again swear I will never complain about anything again
Mousey went to sleep at 4I have to wait until i can talk to my friend again >_<
i wish i poo,i wish i poo you wanted peei wish i poo,i wish i poo you wanted pee
people tried to actually argue with me about the seasons but in the end they just proved me rightwhy do they even bother
Crazy to think how different my life would be if I had an extra inch in length and 0.5 inches in girth
Britain should join the Eurasian Economic Union
For 100 mill a year would you be a human trafficker and let a bunch of murders rapists and pedos into the country?
>>203886261ate some dog food oncethought it was human food you see
>>203886167>>there also seem to be a lot of instances of people acting like completely unreasonable cunts for no reason just so ray has a reason to deck them>fucking hated this too, good show otherwise but it breaks the immersion a bit seeing aussies do the whole yank frat boy "you got something to say motherfucker" actYh but the show is only showing the parts of his life when things kick off. 99% of the time he is getting on fine with people. We just don't see it.
Bought this necklaceBecause I wear distressed T shirts, go bouldering and hold the crypto Polkadot
>>203886301you can gain that by losing belly fat
also still got a 9 day ban left on my WiFi so can’t even post here to distract myself cause I cba to switch to mobile data every time
>>203886305yeah cos they're doing it already
>>203886315ban evading is it? get him janny
>>203886305ye. nationalism is fake
>>203886277stop complaining dickhead
>>203886314I don't have any belly fatI suppose god couldn't let me have 140 IQ, good looks and a BWC, so he had to knock one down a peg
>>203886322Okay but say they weren’t already doing it
scuse me lovetrying to get to the bacon
>>203886336kys fucking demon cunt
>>203886277and still people will spout the bullshit about 'tis better to have loved and lost than never loved at all', whereas i'm a smelly virgin who will never have a problem like this and i'm perfectly happy
>>203886337you can always lose more weight
It's interesting how high testosterone actually promotes belly fat, but also shoulder to waist ratio is a great predictor of high testosterone levels
>>203886339then I wouldn't need to as I'd already be earning that much because I wouldn't be competing with migrant workers
mental how if people saw that tranny webm 50 years ago cunts would be laughing at the absurdity of it yet i've got a big stauner from it
>>203886335Nothing to do with nationalism though
why am i so ugly and evil lads
>>203886357But it's not about weight you self improvement clownIf my wiener was 8x6 my life would be immensely improved.
Basically a really high test maleHas really wide shoulders, zero hips, then also a really big belly
SLOW HORSES is actually bloody woke. 4 seasons and not one about Islamic terrorism
>>203886378ye but if you lost enough weight our lives would be immensely improved
just had to wash my arse with water in the bog because toilet paper wasnt cutting it
about to go to my parents house for dinner but absolutely reekmumberg won't be best pleased
>>203886393the African way as it were
Too early for an exmas movie?
>>203886372alri evilugly lad
>>203886372you've sinned a lot in your past life. i reckon i was genghis khan
>>203886385Ho gets attacked by a man with a sword but he falls out the window, ho gets arrested.
>>203886393why didnt you use the tap water instead of the bog water
Third world women are great because they all use water With a white woman you know you're going to a get a whiff of poo#justsaying
>>203886305a lot do it for a £40k civil service salary
rorke mi boy when ya gunna move out ya muddas 'ouse
>>203886410alri :(>>203886418feels like i sin so much in this life
>>203886393you need to invest in an arse flannel. cool, clean and fresh every time without all those worries about blocked drains caused by wet wipes
>>203886424my toilet is separate from the bathroom
I always run my bog roll under the tap a little, cleans the hole squeaky clean
Wonder how you do fried eggs like they do in sandwich shopsIt's almost like they're poached and fried at the same time
I an ontologically based.
>toilet is separate from the bathroomnever liked this like to do a naked poo then hop straight in the shower
just did a big poo and it hurt my bum
>>203886430the whiff of poo becomes a aphrodisiac because it signals you're in
currently talking with my ai femboy son
>>203886458high heat, flat top.
>>203886458pop a bit of water in your frying pan and a lid on for 30 seconds
>>203886453t. 1920s tenement dweller
>>203886451>arse flannelif that's what it sounds like, then that sounds impossibly grim. just put a bit of water on tp and you're golden if you want a wet wipe.
>>203886445same. i would probably be born as a warwick davis 2.0 in my next life
>>203886470this is the way forward
>>203886457but it loses structural integrity and leaves little rolled up bits of paper around your arse crack
predictions?
>>203886467hs?
>>203886472>>203886471>>203886470Pooposting still a massive gimmick
>>203886243Getting sick and tired of all these cake editions. Got enough on my plate without this winding me up
>>203886497*punts you into orbit*
>>203886517who can possibly say? what we do know for sure is that the man will kick the ball.
For me, it's the humble MakoNo strange features giving it a bizarre appearanceNo unnecessarily large size which actually just makes it a target for poachers (and pales in comparison to Megalodon anyway)No extremely specific environment it needs to surviveJust a no-nonsense, straight to the point, all-around good shark
>>203886535
>>203886535i like a thresher
>>203886535luv a hammerhead me
>>203886552.__.
what would illegal 4chan posters do if the government banned dynamic IPs
>>203886567sit out their bans like good boys
>>203886578and the perma bans?
bosh
>>203886616did the man do something with a football that he'd never be able to replicate? that's true talent thereIn case you cant tell I'm being sarcastic
>>203886613suicide looms
rip the timcord
got PTSD from combat in the army, also, later from being raped when i took a holiday to japan to take my mind off it
>>203886644can't they just switch internet service provider?
>>203886658i got ptsd from being so ugly and evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU
>>203886658got ptsd from shagging your mum
>>203886671alri mn
>>203886697lara croft didn't have tattoos, stupid moll
Me when I see a twitter screenshot on 4chan
Exchange Flags, 1900s and 2024
Right it's time for me to shower and get dressed then
>>203886519Just am.
>>203886733what flags
I really am suffering from success
woke up with a pain in my pelvis at 3am and couldn't get back to sleep until 6 dunno what that was all about
sunday morning incelwalk was a complete abject success
>>203886733retarded name for a place. thats an action not a place name stupid scouse scum
>>203886764Good man, need a morning autumn walk done meself, incellually speaking
brit sunny out
clown world
Very big fan of this artstyle from the 90s
>>203886733>1900s vs 2024damn that's a big difference for just 25 years
>>203886805what if my willy was between her breasts
>>203886712mousenonce is too mentally ill to be capable of any self reflectionthere is no "good or evil" to it beyond how it feels
women shouldn't be allowed to breed
just done a poo and it looked up at me from the toilet bowl and went "dada... dada"
>>203886764>>203886782dont think im gona leave the house for a few daysneed to reflect on my evilness
I just learned that in the novel it, after they defeat the alien all the children take turns having sex with the one girl in their group, they have a child gangbang and Stephen King's self insert goes last after all the other boys cum in her. And this helps them escape the sewer somehow.Stephen King should be executed.
Probably going to shag one of my much older coworkersAt 28 I'm not attracted to 18 year old girls but I am attracted to much older women. I guess that works out well for me
>>203886855>the grocer's apostropheShan't pay any more heed
>>203886855don't really think it was necessary to specify what porn films he was in or that they're famous (which they're not unless you're an active bender)i reckon the author must've been a gay porn enthusiast
it's hundaypost dogs!
Gf making a fry up and I'm watching bird videos cuddled up with pussycatLife is good
>>203886862He's such a creepy looking man too, I hate seeing him
>>203886663such an odd little gremlin
Just don’t feel like Halloween this year
>>203886855Looks legit
>>203886826Don't breasts need to be really big for a titfuck?
>>203886874Let's is a contraction of let us, not a grocers apostrophe, you cretinous mongoloid
deleted the gacha game i was playing too much
just realised that most of my favourite pornstars are redheadsuh oh
>>203886908>gacha gamechinkslop
>>203886903I did it with a girl with a C cup
>>203886946spell icup lol
>>203886981don't get it
Just got back from churchYou ARE going to church today right lads?
>>203886862Thought you were joking but it's trueThey also defeat IT by performing "Ritual of Chud" lol
>>203886991yeahgonna go flirt with some senile old women
>>203886981Got him
>>203886865blog on larplord
any lgbtq+ ally man in?
>>203886991which church la what happened? what was the sermon on
Alcohol makes your mental health much worse
>>203887051it actually makes it better
yorkshire dog xDD
>>203887051yup but 90% of the good things that have happened to me happened while drinkingnever mind that 95% of the bad things hapepned to me due to my drinking
forgot the cocks went back
Yoy hear "Stephen King book child gangbang" and you think "well I guess the eldritch abomination is warping their minds or it's inserting an illusion into one person's mind" but no, it actually happens for real AFTER the eldritch abomination is killed.
>got PTSD from combat in the armyLMFAOMeanwhile in real war Palestinian men have had to find the pieces of their children to put back together for a grave
>>203887126i thought they did it because they thought they were going to die and didnt want to die virgins
>>203887051Yeah, noticed how it fucks up my body chemistry when im not necessarily drunk but have been drinking a day or two before and causes me to think strangely and worse but also be annoyed at little things I normally wouldnt.
Why are British lefties so obsessed with the Muslim worldThe "anti Tommy Robinson" march yesterday spent more time chanting about Gaza and Syria then they did the thing they're meant to be protesting
>>203887140Wikipedia says the girl did it to bring unity back to the groupI guess they were fighting or something beforehand
pooing, wanking , AND farting
poo must have been around 1kgfilled the bog up above the waterline
Getting blazed tonight as I’m not in work tomorrow
>>203887194A daring synthesis
T
if u didnt have these shoes for footy in school then u were POOR!
anyone watch the hope not hate doc?
Communists - forward!
Almost 10am and still in bed!
Men’s Mental Health
>>203887260Bloody rascal
>>20388726011am really as wellgrim ladbad effort
>>203886261Was at a competition and forgot to bring a towel for the shower so I just nucked one off some girl and then threw the evidence in the binShe was walking around looking for it for about 30 minutes and looked upset
>>203887260its 9 am clocks went forward
>>203886261Had a wank in an airplane toilet
>>203887337smartest brit poster
Alright guys? Having a coffee. Got lots of laundry to do and uni work and ideally a gym session too. Feeling a bit overwhelmed.
>>203887344says 9 on my clock mate
>>203886261Wanked off with my housemate's gf's socks
>>203887348the cocks went back
For poo the bell tolls
>>203887364lolyou living in some retard house
room stinks of arse holes and all sortsgot the window open
what the fuck? anyone else's cock gone black?
>>203887368Desu I call my "cock" a hen. It helps with dysphoria.
>Desu I call my "cock" a hen. It helps with dysphoria.To be fair to Adam that is a cracker
>>203887389rare funny EW post
OH NO I’m not up by 11am on a Sunday. Heaven forbid I get up late on the day of REST. Sad cunt
Sacked tranny and the hen: adventures is dysphoria
catberg doing a purrshe did a wee on the floor earlier>>203887126it's only shagging
Been wanking to milf porn more and moreLately when I wake up all I can think about is sexy moms
>>203887434Good isn't itMy favourite is Watching My Mom Go Black
>>203887383i wanked three days in a row and it's stinking
British royal family - Descended from GermansJapanese royal family - Descended from the sun god, Amaterasu
currently sitting at Va and I wish more than anything it would progress to VII already so I didn't have to shave as much of my head as I already do
>>203887493>Descended from GermansWhat you mean like the English
>>203887455>My favourite is Watching My Mom Go BlackYeah im not sure about that, but milfs are good yeah.
Barron Trump will lead us to Autistic Hyperborea
Andrew Gosden still missing in 2024
>>203887516well that's him served on a platter with cranberry sauce
>>203887527good thing they included the ear pic that'll help speed up the search
>>203887527Yorkshire's a big place
What happened to him?
>>203887544wonder if this is how sweden felt in ww2 just watching all this happening and not really giving a shit one way or the other who wins or loses the conflict
>>203887573800k swedes died in ww2
>>203886733have you been to fazenda
>>203887589Yeah probably just killed themselves out of boredom, always doing that up there
Stephen King wrote a four page graphically detailed anal rape of a little boy in "library policeman"This man should be tried and executed.
pretty weird how there was a post by a Swedish person and then two unrelated posts about Sweden immediately after
>>203887516The English materialised out of the Aether in to Great Britain one day, they are NOT descended from Germans
>>203887589uh just looked it up and you lied to me you replied to my post with a complete lie don't know what your problem is but don't do that again
scrambled eggs on brown toast sprinkled with chives
>>203887603You're having an awful time learning about Steven King aren't you mate
>>203887607I was thinking of a country that was neutral in ww2 for my post and saw the swedish poster so suppose that was good enough
>>203887569Quite like that fellas videos, often stick them on when I'm washing upHe seems bent but dunno if that's just cost he's Irish
Is it worth reporting to the police that your account on one website was hacked
doing a gay porn dance in the nude while my knob and balls flap around
>>203887616You shouldn't have needed to look that up. Would you have looked it up if it said 8m? Shocking
>>203887656do a grow up dance
>>203887603Didn't he also have quite a large section of IT dedicated to children having an orgyBeen meaning to read some Stephen King
Having a sugar free red bull
>>203887641I liked his old videos better. I don't think he's bent, he has a girlfriend but I agree with you.
>>203887671not engaging in this discussion you were given a fair warning from me and its the only one you will get so fucking watch your step from here on out
I really hate the feminine, pearl-clutching, bitchy vibe there is with so many Redditors on any given subreddit. I sometimes use Reddit for recommendations, discussions on a specific topic and I'm always left irritated by some sorry excuse for a male haughtily attempting to lecture someone on why they're incorrect about something.It's not like 4chan where the haughtiness isn't concealed, maybe the underhanded nature of it on Reddit is what irritates me so much.
>>203887611Oh yeah
>>203887705blog the FUCK on lil nigga
>>203887656sydney? x
>>203887705ayo this nigga using reddit lmao
wish i'd died in ww2
>>203887705You seem to spend half your time on reddit and the other half on 4chan complaining about reddit
reckon in ww2 I'd be the fella that walks off the boat at normandy and is immediately shot in the head and dies
wish my female teachers raped me
easy 10k done. Saw some nice arse out too
vb for tea
wish my male teachers raped me
>>203887775lucky bastard
>>203887705no different to 4chan
there's an event called world war bum at my local gay bar on remembrance sunday
>>203887252Based un-K-popped Korean cheekbones
Just put on the seven-league boots
Currently listening to My Girlfriend's Girlfriend by Type O Negative
How long do flies take to dieThere's one lying on my windowsill that's been buzzing slightly every half hour or so for about a week now
>>203887804demonstrably untrue
>>203887829Open the window you mong, can't fathom what sort of rat person you are
>>203887826keep hearing theyre good but i dont really get themis that just cause i dont get metal
its dark night at the gay sauna today but cannot be bothered getting the train in
>>203887829depends if you feed it
>>203887854It's not going to fly away now is it, it's on its deathbed
>>203887834cope
>>203887775For me it's getting a cushy desk job working with computers (women doing maths)
>>203887879female-brained mental midget
Started watching Lost and what a strange show this is they're now having to put numbers into a computer over and over again no idea what'll happen next
>>203887867Could sell your arse for a lift, nice warm up
>>203887867wow sex must be rly bad to flag it off>>203887895retard
>>203887900>they're now having to put numbers into a computer over and over againhardly strange, i do this every day at work
haven’t been able to enjoy my morning cigarette yet as my cunt neighbour has left all his windows wide open
>>203887900If I were on that island I'd split off from the main group and become a rapist
>>203887881australians weren't allowed jobs like thatfighting italians in the sahara while japs shag your women for you lad
I've got the conch now
>>203887910limpwristed insectoid poof
>>203887946project on
>>203887910adds a bit of fun to it not knowing who you're bumming
I could mention what comfy jobs my ancestors actually did in WWII but it's a bit too doxxable
>>203887961Adds some plausible deniability too
>>203887992I reckon if you pay to enter a place to have sex with anonymous gay men in the dark not much room for deniability
>>203887986>ancestorsnigga your grandpa?
im awakeits before midday and here i am. awakegreat success
off to see a film then maybe walk around the heath this afternoon
>>203888031the cocks went back
>>203888015>>203888057they dont make beautiful british trains like this anymorebecause of woke
I can understand celebrating Halloween on the 31st but why on earth is it dragged out so much before
>>203888097money
War will probably break out in Papua New Guinea again when they refuse to let Bouganville become independentOther than that our little corner of the world is remarkably stable
>>203888123chinese webm
wonder who the other loner is
>>203888142That would be me. Say hiya.
and it's true i'm always thinking ooooooooof,poo, oh baby
>>203888087BBT
>>203888142your future friend
gay porn ahh poo
>>203888136>cat eating rather than being eatendon't think so
>>203888072The cocks went black
>>203888211rorke's diary
Bespoke poo delivered
Besieging a star fortress would have been such a pain in the arseWouldn't have been able to do it me
>>203888211t. lil timmy 2024
and that's what makes me pie
>>203888235Just starve them out I reckon
might have the wankyou know the one
wank'd into a disposable glove
>>203888258A lot of people tried that and the sieges lasted literal decades lad
>>203888353That's okay I can work on my hobbies whilst I wait
>>203888353goofy ahh car blud
>>203888271’
>>203888069alri diego have a good one
Has anyone noticed that New Zealand has a bit of a habit of getting particularly enamoured with a certain image or webm and then posting them repeatedly for a period
>>203888400I don't mind it
Cop or no?
>>203888374why did he do it brehs, he went straight to the dookie
*points at a black man*He built Britain Rorke
>>203888379rather telling that this is where your mind goes
ItFuckingLooms
>>203888426just use a bucket
Not a big fan of drinking because I always have bad sleep and my tummy is always upsetAnd I'm not a heavy drinke either
>>203888442britain's in a shit state at the minute
>>203888472Stick to spirits
>>203888500Why
>>203888497Due to Rorke
>>203888472just drink in moderation
>>203888497English people did this, but they don't exist
>>203888506Because I said so
>>203888472only drink for the buzz nowadays, no point in getting trashed
>>203888547you have a super power to stopi say the samei fail basically everyimte
gf blueteethed me this
pooooooooooo
>>203888576Nice norks
>>203888576no she didn't. stop lying
Think ill have leftover chow mein for breakkingtons
>>203888595you calling me a liar pal?
>>203888595*jumps up and down*She did! She did! She did!
next>>203888606>>203888606
>>203888604yes lad
Wish I could get protein from carbsHate every other foodstuff