Yorkshire edition
done one poo so far today
just want to shag them all raw
>>203891782see>>203891770
>yorkshite
>3 year old nephew calls my sister “mommy”IT’S OVER
>>203891708must be a lot of foxes there
>>203891818yankified little runt
>>203891708
>>203891841witam was serdeczne Polish anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs39lUxMD8w
Done some russian studying and got the second lot of laundry in the washing machine
>>203891841know where theres a lot of fucking foxeslondoncant bloody move for foxesthey like bins
anxiety is soooo crazy bc why do i have diarrhea cuz im scared of something that hasn’t happened yet. what purpose does this diarrhea serve evolutionary
>>203891790wtf
>>203891886How often do you wank?
>>203891905but they are so cute
>Damning verdict from ex-Chancellor: Kwasi Kwarteng has warned Labour not to Iead UK economy into stagnation>Okay, my Budget wasn't perfect - but this one will be naked class war
>>203891914Not a suitable question
>>203891964Okay, but how often do you coom?
>>203891964when are you getting the old willard lobbed off?
genuinely despise cunts who purposely make the new all wrong
>>203891885gay
kwasi kwab
genuinely despise cunts (am gay)
>>203891998I had an appointment earlier this year to discuss it and unless I have someone who can take me to the surgery and back as well as look after me following it I can't have it done.
>>203891951i like them until some wanker doesnt lock the door to the bins and everyones rubbish is strewn about the place come the morn
>>203891961>Kwasi Kwarteng>naked class warcorrr
say poo,say wee,...say it together,naturally
>>203892027woke gone mad
Chelsea XI: Sanchez; James, Fofana, Colwill, Gusto; Lavia, Caicedo; Madueke, Palmer, Neto; Jackson. Newcastle XI: Pope; Livramento, Schär, Burn, Hall; Bruno Guimaraes, Tonali, Joelinton; Almiron, Isak, Barnes.
i've done a photogenic poo
>>203892036beats having rats, something that is attacking my area right now
making incel music in ableton
>>203892027do it yourself
thinking about how ugly and evil i am again
>>203892001I disagree, that other thread is doing well to contain the trannyspammer and gyaldemsimp
>>203892093more like disabledton
normal day in this bank right?FELLA walks in
>>203892140man alive
>>203892135I want to do something really nasty to them. Because I'm EVIL!
>>203892092yh dont want rats aboutare they fun to watch at least
they don't like it up 'em
Would go gym but don't think I have any gym clothes available
Mental how much bigger they are
Got back into gaming because I recently bought a new laptop with a powerful CPU that can play gamesIt's actually a pretty good release valve in life. Now whenever I'm bored and get the urge to go to my mates gaffe and just waste time doing drugs I can open up steam and play a bit of Forza or Runey instead.
>>203891905>>203891951cute
>>203892221>playing video games over seeing friends#alri incel
>>203892123well that's me done
>>203892221have you tried finding a women?
*reposting for propa /brit/*>see this in classico thread>google search resultomds(1/2)
>>203892177I thought it's the homeless dude going through the bins again, when I was going to take trash out. they make a lot of noise. but yes, I turned on the flashlight to confirm, and the rats were scattering about because of the light, running on the edge of the bins like in a movie. other ones were staring at me and sniffing the air. there were at least 9 huge motherfuckers there, pretty surreal
>>203892268https://www.twitch.tv/miraalmost 20 hours strong xnow I remember a baddiedem complaining about a mira who turned bitchy, I've seen 3 miras socials know, wonder who the slimy mira is...
>>203892255rather play runey than spend a few hours listening to my mates boring shite and eventually ordering a bag. done that enough times just fucks up my life
>>203892291cute :3
>>203892322dogberg…
sucking a Fanta pineapple & grapefruit (formerly Lilt)
To move or not to move
>>203892322woah
>>203892322Wish I had a long neck so i could do this
>>203892269time to put the stray dogs to work lazy gits
>>203892357nigga mountain
Just seen some advertising or begging
>>203892322very smackable face
>>203892322adorbs x
>>203892386not right is it
>>203892322seems a bit dangerous that
>>203892269>Urban foxes will also scavenge for food in dustbins, and often catch pigeons and rats.>and often catch pigeons and rats.based
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mjYPyqUwrLs&pp=ygUVY2hhcmxzIGNhcnJvbGwgdGhvcmlujust listened to this mental, just mental.
>>203892431what in gods name is meant to be happening herechrist can gamers really decipher all this
>>203892322awww
>>203892460yh...
>>203892460you need ADHD to be a gamer
>>203892485big brane
doing a watch
>>203892460you learn it a bit at a time. thats the purpose of leveling
>>203892319state of you why dont u have non boring friends
https://x.com/Megatron_ron/status/1850168035237146839don't think I will ever vote for labour again
>>203892501https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1k98QjeK0s
Cowering behind my settee all scared because of Halloween.
>>203892528Kier way out of his depth as PM
>>203891886Кaк дeлa, пидop
>>203892501literally a sci fi alien landyou do not belong there
>>203892552this is my excuse for not leaving the house KAPPA
>>203892528>Iran bombs Israel >heh>Israel bombs it back>N-no you can't!If Iran bombs it back again Israel will nuke them and nobody can do anything about it but cry
I'm a proud supporter of City United FC
>>203891708Anyone got that webm of that italian game show where a tranny is whining about how hard 'her' life is but how much hotter she is and this Italian chick pulls up her dress and shows her ass
>>203892592you are so obviously jewish
>>203892418omnomnomnom
>>203892592iran didn't start this conflict
>>203892610thats a mouse
>>203892497the path to becoming a gamer god is hollow and cold. ive come a long way
>>203892592VPN off Spainpaki you tedious brown cunt
Alri
>>203892598yh
>>203892598what does this have to do with yorkshire culture
>>203892629LOL
>>203892547looks depressing asf what is dis>>203892578haha yeah kinda does look like we have shit straight from the voynich manuscript
>>203892657alri LOLpaki
>>203892664A Shallow Perception of Me
>>203892610:D
walking down the street lke richard ashcroft
any menthol elf man in
>>203892698curious your seething paki post didn't mention Israeli
>>203892671>His father was Catholic of French descent and his mother was Jewish.
>>203892724well "allegedly"
>>203892698good goyim
>>203892711PRÖÖÖÖÖÖH :D
I fucking hate Iran
>>203892322what are the best parts to eat
memento mori lads, memento mori
>>203892745
Pooing out of my own arse
>>203892804Victims said he wasn't involvedCope on
should let iran and turkey heem israel into oblivion
>>203892803i don't, i have control over time you see
>>203892725Israelis aren’t showing up to our country on rubber dinghy’s trying to blow themselves up at Taylor swift concerts
>>203892841neither are iranians
>>203892841how stupid do you think the goyim are exactly moshe
why does adam hate donald trump so much?as far as I'm aware he has never been prime minister of the united kingdom
hey guys the cocks went back
Just encountered a cross dresser in the women’s toilet, confronted him and EVERY SINGLE woman took his side
I'm convinced that I was born cursedI must've done been a bad person in my previous lifeNo other explanation for why things have gone this way
>>203892859Iran and Egypt sponsor and arm them you cunt
>>203892885the cocks go backthe cocks go forwardsrepeat ad infinitum
>>203892893You never leave your bedroom so this is a dubious anecdote
>>203892841but they are promoting third world immigration in the first place and defending them when they commit atrocities against us
>>203892897no saudi arabia and israel do
>>203892758degenerate incel freak. those women are not yours to stare at. rapist
melty melty
>>203892884Adam's a tiktok mong
rorke lying in ambush in the womens toilets to see if a crossdresser will turn up
https://youtu.be/CvqEJVNAvuQ?si=DBPlEmHOkwyT4YGpgot the incel music on
>>203892884stop calling him "Adam". He's a a confirmed paki and that's not his name.
get the poo shitted
>>203892830He's still more involved than Anthony Blinken, of whom you can only stretch a mild connection to major media proprietor Robert Maxwell who naturally had loads of connections.
>>203892895i've worked out the reason that i'm an incel is because i'm evil and although i didn't realise i was evil nor an incel when i started out in fact my later evil actions would retrospectively gurantee my inceldom
>>203892803so it seems, so it seems
unbelievable
starmer is trying to ban people from smoking in their own homes
Voted for Labour and Brexit me, shouldn't be allowed to vote anymore me
>>203892745Is Jordan Maxwell related
>>203892963No mate I'm evil, like I'm truly a terrible, awful snivelling rodent of a man who has hurt many people in the past, and I've shagged a double digit number of women cos I'm tall and good looking.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729737397509301.webm
pumpkin spice diarrhea
Elon Musk, Can I Have $1 Million?
>>203893012"sure"
starmer is trying to ban people from wiping their own ass. this would open up more job possibilities
>>203893016NOT SAFE FOR WORK, DO NOT OPEN
>>203893012that last sentence is literally me.......
>>203893041no
if someone switches from using caps to lowercase it’s spainpaki btw
>>203893043sorry for breaking your strongly held beliefs
just wanna go back to 2010-2014 ladslife was so comfy :(
>>203893049>working on sundaywell you're going to hell anyway
keir starmer is actively preventing me from finding a girlfriend
>>203893012is that a lot? i thought most chads were in the hundreds
is drumpf gonna winmight put down a tenner
>>203893077FOLC
i get accused of being mousey far more than i get accused of being spainmong or 190
they memholed the keir starmer gay relationship story
arseholes louping
>>203893110I get accused of being spainnonce most days lol, I lean into it now sometimes and pretend to be him on purpose. It’s fun winding up schizos
lesser evil
hope they can't cross the channel
I'm a victim of my own failure
Don't think Subway have ever got my order right when I order on Justeat
might go to bed
>>203893073i odnt have any beliefs about you
Russia > Gayrope
>>203893176get them inget them housedget them wanked
>>203893202literally true
>>203893176>slimy little hermaphrodites that cluster togetherSounds like /brit/ haha
I'm definitely low Tshould I find a dodgy test prescription online or will I end up fucking myself up
>>203893176>slimy little hermaphroditesktim
>>203893176>It's givingBloody Hell
A farmer in Lancashire caught two youths aged 17 & 20 trespassing on his land. He rounded them up & hog tied them to his quadbike & took them to the police stationThe farmer was arrested on suspicion of false imprisonment & assault, he is out on bail.
>>203893182i know, they always forget my extra seed oil and double microplastics with a side of diarrhea
gays love ropes
get the books readget the incel walked
my dog is a femcel lesbian that humps other dogs
get the channel drowners wanked off
get the dogs wankedget the wogs enslaved
>>203892086yeah we know
hah yeah
I'm such a weak cunt I have to do incline push ups because I can't do more than 5-6 of the regular ones.
>>203893241Anarcho-tyranny
>yank using "wog"
>>203893295Fuckin wllLooks like girlfriendberg's dildo
>>203893010Ghislaine's father
>>203893176>it's givingI hate zoomers so much
Rodney you plonker.
get the pozzies banned
>>203893308you're gonna be MASSIVE one day
Ah yes, spainnonce saying he “pretends” to be spainnonce
>>203893318idgi
>>203892140How tall is he?
four ovens, Jeremy?
catberg 'asslin me for my sandwiches
what are you lookin at my gut fer
>>203893332You said that’s Robert
>>203893385Wish I had 4 ovens
The New Zealand version of "The Office" is great!
Find a YouTube channel dedicated to an old game I used to loveThe YouTuber is an obnoxious try hard northern monkey who thinks he's funny but ruins every video he createsC'est la vie I guess
>>203893385Four? That's insane.
>>203893412what gaem
just watched the Lincoln Lawyerpure early 2010s kino
hungovergonna bump lil nig - can’t stop niggin and eat some eggs
>>203893385HMO moment :/
>>203893385imagine trying to watch TV sitting on that sofayou'd give yourself a crooked neck
>>203893241https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13993399/Farmer-52-hogties-trespassers-quad-bike-like-rabbits-drives-police-station-arrested.htmlHow the fuck did he capture 2 of them?
Did you know about Ireland and how they killed the bad people?
women are nature's faggots
Been chatting with a girl for a little while and she brought up how she doesn't like some band member because they are transphobic, etc. I never know what to say in these situations.
Dipping your sandwich in soup - you dont see that much anymore
Anyone in a big enough city could easily get to 100 shags in a year, question is: Why would you want to sacrfice your soul for mammony when you're given the vastitudal interest of living a good, moral and ethical life ever after?There's a reason why women don't sleep with hundreds of men, and it's nothing to do with fear of pregnancy or ill-choiced prospect.That is the quandary, but in it lies a valuable lesson.
>>203893412https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrtR03l4L_c
>>203893392Ah I dunno them
>>203893473block her
>>203893478did that the other month
>>203893470Vance's beard is shit
>>203893487>Anyone in a big enough city could easily get to 100 shags in a yearnope i live in londonhave large disposible incomego out every weekendam relatively sociali've not spent the night with a girl since before lockdowni am just unappealing as a sexual being
>>203893470He looks so creepy
i'd jump at the chance to say "verisimilitude" in the proper context
>>203893544Yeah well that applies to humans, not goblins
>>203893487100 shags with 100 different women or just 100 total.I can agree with 100 total but you'd need a couple of friends with benefits and a bit of luck. Plus there's always graft involved and people may want to put their graft to better use
>>203893544I am willing to bet you're homealone.You found God regardless.
>>203893562so to no one here
>>203893568diego has NOT found god
never really personally hurt anyone in real life but i've posted a lot of hateful things on the internet so i reckon i'm a bit on the evil side
>>203893470In the UK there's very strong pogonophobia for some reason TV presenters and politicians constantly get told to shave them off
>>203893568diego has NOT spent the night with a girl
>>203893546is this guy for real
5 stops away, not long now
>>203893620ominous post
>>203893332corr
>>203893470I looked up who the last one was, it was Thomas Dewey with a little moustache.Charles Evans Hughes had the last good beard for a potential president.
Mumberg accidentally bought some protein barsSo fucking grim, how do gymbros eat this shite
>>203893149nobody gets wound up by your boring incel posts, spaki. we bully you for our amusement, just like in school.
internet niggas love hating pagans
>>203893582>>203893600Homealone is a special case. His path to God has been to deprive him of women, he has a special relationship with God. He's truly a blessed individual. He'll have no serious grievance or penance in front of the Almighty.
Having a melty because I can't go to the gym stupid Sunday! Argh
>>203893645depends which ones, i love the grenade ones but they're priceysome do taste like shit though, the low-grade ones
>>203893657utterly ludicrous post
>>203893645i like the aldi ones
can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats 35CANYONEROOO
>>203893545women think you're creepy and smell bad, spaki.
*does a little dance*yes lads cmon get f*cking on it lads cmon it sunday lets go mental yes
get them loved and cherished rorke
>It's finally here. America's favorite pick-up truck. Introducing the Ford F-150.commercial i saw on australian TVand then they advertised US women's college basketball
Terrified of flying but I do it three times a year
>>203893770not flown for 18 years
Ah, you are killing my little grey cells mon ami.
Biz idea: Women's basketball but they have to be sexy
suffering from alcohol poisoning
I'm having an IPA with lunch, it's very continental.
>>203893802women's volleyball but they're all a little bit chubby
>>203893810india isn't on the continent
women but they have penisesgod blind me!
https://youtu.be/u8-szqoROUc
>>203893831It's on A continent
Zola spotted
what premier league team should i pretend to be a fan of
women can have cocks too rorke
>>203893884huddersfield
>>203893768We get loads of ads for F-150s and Dodge Rams that are all "you want a smaller, practical compact ute? Get lost, pansy, this isn't the 1990s and you need a TRUCK. WE EAT UTES FOR BREAKFAST."
Got a dogshit zinger for the new, when we're ready.
can you use an xbox controller with a switch?
AY WYITE BOIGIMME YA PUD PUD
Sinatra Frank, Presley Elvis, Jackson Michael, Lennon John, Mercury Freddie
>>203893961091
possibly spakis most boring incarnation yet
fucking STATE of this nigger rapping about equality on sky sports
>>203893929probably. but if noncetendo find out they'll sue you
corrr time for football
>>203893992what match are you going to watch?
i always try to support the whitest team
>>203894046Wouldn't be surprised if this actually happened
>>203893980>>203893992time for some indoctrination
>>203894021the one that's on telly
>>203894021for me it's thee agles vs spuds (the one on the dodgy stick)
>>203894072why dont you just telly him haha
>>203894091pffftaaahaahaaa
>>203894061it did happenhttps://apnews.com/general-news-ee82db402bed4475a5b6cde280d39dad
>>203894021Chelsea Newcastle.
Eating a plain cream cracker
ayo kneel cracker
>>203894104you are so cruel
this "bibo" is one boring spastic
there isn't one single white player playing for chelsea
Australia bans Candace Owens from entering country due to antisemitismhttps://www.jpost.com/diaspora/article-826223
might go gay and find myself a sugar daddy
>>203894171yeah there is. stop lying
>shartcastle
>>203894192palmer is black
TUNEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM
nuke arsehole
>>203894205no he isn't. stop lying
>>203894226yes he is
>>203894168filtered him the day he got here
yo yo wassup mah nigs
>>203894232so you can post blatant advertising and interracial spam in it? no thanks!
>>203894240no he isn't. stop lying
why doesnt mohammed bin salman simply cut todd boehly up and put him ina suitcase?
Sir New Maker
mental how nobody makes the new anymore
>>203894257if you're not 100% white then you're black
Can't wait to hear that dogshit zinger in the new
>>203894281>>203894281>>203894281
enjoy a vintage thread me
>>203894265no one wants to work any more
>>203894295nation of lazy scroungers. no wonder the country's on its arse
