guest fox edition
I need a British wife so fucking bad
first
what do you call a prime minister who likes beer and curry?sir beer korma!!!!!!!!(saved for the new)
I would make the new more often but I don't really have any images to make an edish from
>>203894306no you don't. stop lying
the fox is in
>>203894310grim
>>203894310hahahaha
>>203894310*caves in your skull with a claw hammer*
>>203894310ha ha thanks for sharing
>>203894310fucking scrjeaoimng
sir tikka masala
Finally got a 55 inch Tele in the bedroom, absolutely winning
>>203894313a nice selfie would do
sir lamb shawarma
>>203894316No, I do. I want to wake up every morning and have the first thing I hear be "ow'd you sleep, love?". I want my house to reek of tea.
just dont understand why im so evili dont want to be this waybut it must do on some level or i wouldn't do evil
>>203894366list the three most evil things you have done
>>203894313allow me to donate an image.
sir chicken bhuna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnIWQsnhlIkmen only want one thing and it's disgusting
Sir Lamb Bhuna
sir rogan josh
>>203894389grim>>203894392peng
>>203894377drunkly harrassed women 3x
>>203894388corr they'd look great skinned and draped around some aristocratic bird's neck
>>203894310AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why does lamb meat work the best in every single curry?
>>203894413this but skinning aristocratic whores
was watching a youtube stream yesterday where they only replied to any comment that included a donation, one of the comments had some really really lame joke in it but because it was a donation he pretended it was funny, what a sad world
cold palmer unlucky with the offside
>>203894447only laugh at my mates jokes if they slip me a few quid
badadan badadan badadan
just witnessed some advertisement
>>203894447wouldn't mind being an e-scrounger
sir chicken tikka vindaloo
>>203894459woah that's a weird mutation, some sort of whitemark hybrid, probably this one
Sir Garlic Naan
>>203894508So fucning peng
>>203894508really mate? on a sunday?
would
we're all sat down for our sunday dinner ffs lad. knock it off
it's over
>>203894535How did this forecast perform last time
>>203894535delete this or adam is going to spam the thread all day
>>203894508sunday dinner right here
>>203894496
>>203894535its so weird seeing the acutal polling when your whole media sphere as someone who checks reddit and instagram is anti turmp lolno wonder the terminally online weirdos simply cant believe it when they lose cso "everyone" voted for harris
>>203894535Seems accurate. I don't see it being very close.>t. New Yorka
just started telling my mum about all the different /brit/ personalities and their antics and she started crying and left the room lol
>>203894514ahhh i see (i dont)bewildering minecraft science thisstick coal torchfox fox fox
Ordering a big mac at KFC
>turmp
>>203894583you shouldn’t burden your mumberg with knowledge of spakis existence that’s cruel
>>203894306Why
>>203894582why is Trump winning this time?
>>203894583think if you tried to describe brit to the average british person they'd think u're making it up and need to go to ths psych ward
alyx vance barnacle tongue tentacle sex
>>203894634they have decided
>>203894586normal red foxes should not have white paws like that, it's called whitemark gene, same if they have white snouts. there are a lot of interesting variations
>>203894576
>>203894576all that crap must cost thousands of dollars, his parents fault for enabling this
'tis almost the season lads
>>203894634because amercians are not going to vote for a black woman
>>203894634never you mind.
Cold palmer so leng with it
one of my biggest regretsnot watching this at the cinémahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2fwe0rnHak
>>203894648cool dog
>>203894658she’s not black
>>203894656
>>203894668black excellence
https://youtu.be/UWuBW8c0C_o
>>203894648shadow the hedgefox
>>203894676black enough
>>203894535you'd have to be a complete mong to put any stock in election forecasts
Imagine how good Palmer would be if he were fully black
>>203894634Because he has actual supporters who want to vote for him. Kamala is literally only there being Biden's brain is soup and he had to drop out of the race. Once again the Democrats are running on a position of "we're not Trump, vote for us" rather than addressing any actual issue with the country that could rally support for them. When Biden ran in 2020 he had some actual substance to his campaign, Kamala has nothing.
sucking a prime, scranning a lunchly
>>203894583Mad how school girl legs nonce was probably the only one she could conceptualise
black women have bad breath
>>203894704he was rubbish vs liverpool
i believe that she will win!
noticed anything lately?
>>203894751saw a dog looking at me funny earlier
not a stalker per se but one of my hobbies is finding out the names of and conducting non-threatening surveillance on any woman who so much as smiles at me
>>203894751yeah, few things
>>203894751i wake up and my backs all sweatysomething going on there
digging worms out my bum and eating them
>>203894762S.T.A.L.K.E.R MENTIONED!
theres some screaming spastic kid that lives across the road from me god i wish he'd get hit by a car already
>>203894771if you had one chance…one opportunity…would you capture it…or let it slip?
Booked the 6th November off work so I can stay up and watch the US election. Am I a freak?
>>203894712lads have done this, unironically
>>203894751just that im eve more utterly pathetic that i imagined
>>203894783
>>203894806any good?
>>203894783mental that those worms will now sustain you and the other wormsthe circle of lifemaybe if you get enough worms youll become a self sustained ecosystem
having a takeaway tonight
>>203894810kek this is me
>>203894805who are you supporting?
When I was in high school I was obsessed with Harry Potter and spend an entire month speaking in a British accent and wearing a gold and red striped scarf like the one Gryffindor students wear in the movies.
>>203894805yesespecially as you might not even know the result by the 6th
>>203894805genuinely mental to care about US politics this much. it doesn't impact you whatsoever it just changes the flavor of the memes you consume. that's it
>>203894859lavate las manos
wtf
righto
>>203894826do you think that little of me?
when do high school reunions happen? 15 years later? 20 years later?
why do you have this shit saved on your PC adam?
>>203894862Yeah but you usually know how it will turn out
>>203894859emmayank
FUCKOFFFUCK OFFFUCKOFF
>>203894337hot
get him locked up now! GIBBET HIM
the new jacket
>>203894877I don’t really care, I won 2k betting on trump in 2016 and since than have found it interesting to watch
big bowl of dried fruit scrannednot sure if it counts as one of my five a day
>attentionseeker posts something>several mongs immediately give him attention
>>203894929your man on the right is dead happy to be doing violence
>>203894842had one last 2 days so i feel like gota not hav eit
Sun sets at 16.30 today truly the end times
big bag of maoam scrannednot sure if it counts as one of my five a day
That one genuinely made me feel sick.
a rabbi ate my foreskin!
>chelpoo
>>203894965it'll set at 15:30 by december. THEN and only then will it be over.
what are the plans for halloween night lads
black man just kicked the ball in the goal in south london
'member when people used to go OH SHI-
>>203894878what does this mean>>203894908this too
man united can’t buy a goal
doing a proper gay poo with my arse
Just finished the Modern Warfare 3 remake. There. Shit ending like. I didn't even know it was over until the credits rolled
>>203895008https://youtu.be/jQMpBZNAOks?si=prF0eiy2sIfyZ2Pt
>>203895007never understood how this was supposed to be related to a "candle jack" character
did the brown kick the ball
i fucking hate hamfor some reason mumstein always does a big leg of ham at christmas, only like 5% of it gets eaten during christmas lunch and then the rest spends the next month or so rotting in the fridge
I'm such an odd little freak of a man, I can't believe the normies even allow me to live in their society.
I accidentally talked about history to someone again
>>203895088ask her to do something different this year
mad how palaces little shithole is a better stadium than tottenhams, arsenals and west hams combined
Mental how I thought cricket was invented in India
>>203895088ungrateful worm
>>203895096if you don't have a mental image of yourself as a cringely little sperg there's no problem with this. just choose to be normal
any of you lads ever bought a pocket pussyare they actually any good
>>203895088move out invite them round your place and then you can serve what you like
>>203895088bizarre, do you not even do leftover christmas ham cheese toasties
>New anti-spam measures have been applied to all boards
>>203895096cool it with the anti semitic remarks
>>203895096thats a dogwhistle. they know your rorke power level now
>>203895139yeah had a few nowthey're alright
>>203895113I asked my mum to cook a goose but she refused, said they're "too messy"we're such a boring country, even cooking a bird is too spicy for us
As I get further into my 30s my knees hurt more and more from having my leg in a weird position for a while. I still look 18
>>203895113she usually does a turkey as well>>203895141i have moved out, mum's is just the defacto christmas house of the family
>>203895151the jews are choking the life out of this websitenot me tho enjoy the 900 second wait poverty stricken retards
>>203895151They should make it so that you have to lurk a week in total and do a Captcha every hour so they know you've been lurking and only then should you be allowed to post
>>203895151Its annoying but better than autistic cucks and trannies spamming the boards
>>203895133>Oh your a big Bavaria fan?>You know I want to visit Bavaria to see king Ludwig's castles
>>203895184>i have moved out,oh la di da tarq cunt
>>203895199simply don't talk like that again, choose to be normal and well adjusted
turkey is shite
>>203895139bought a Mia Malkova Fleshlight. Fucking it sucks because fucking in general is more effort than wanking. Does a number on the hamstrings 2bh.Trying to use it as a wank toy is a bit shit since the thing is way thicker than your knob so it's awkward to grip and does your forearm in after a while.Also the lube situation and cleaning after is a lot of hassle.It feels nice but not worth all the downsides imo. Maybe a picket pussy
late 2000s-early 2010s.... the peak of human history and we didn't even know it
Hate how I can lose 20 minutes out of my day just because girlfriendberg decides she wants to waffle on about some shite I don't care about
>>203895215yeah i suppose i am a bit of a tarq xdidn't go to uni or anything but i still earn more than most british doctors
>>203895178she was right goose is SHITEwon't ever be doing it againridiculously expensivebollockache to cookmore fat than you know what to do withbarely more tasty than turkey
Have to hand my notice in tomorrow lads. My usual manager is off, so who do I give it to? HR?
>>203895231>Maybe a picket pussyarthur scargill fleshlight
>>203895231*maybe a small pocket pussy would be worth using
mental how in a deeply polarized society anything is a dog whistle. you don't need to mention politics or candidates. just casually praise elon musk or spaceX and you outed yourself.
>>203895253you mean sex arse
>>203895231do you cum inside it? how are you meant to clean the cum out, just by washing it?
>>203895250it will probably say in your contract, but yeah to HRi am also handing in my notice tomorrow :)
>>203895242vgh i want to live permanently in 2009-2010 (except without my cunty stepdad)
>>203895274I just use a bottle brush
>>203895242the world is better now than it was then I genuinely enjoy seeing all these technological advancements and imagining how cool the future must be.
>>203895306>technological advancementsname 5
how do I meet a girl like this in your cunthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcvVPgs0R18please helpI need her
>>203895274i did cum in it a few times. You can kind of turn it inside out and clean it. Grim when you walk into the bathroom a few hours later and your silicon fanny is in the sink drying off
gfberg's started a new job as a phlebotomistvery funny word that, "phlebotomist"
sound of the stompin
>>203895345you ever lick it out?
>>20389530699IQ insect
>>203895358ew haha
>>203895306just spent a few minutes on the booru to find the perfect jak to represent you
>>203895306"better" depends on your priorities. it may better in some ways but absolutely dog shit in others. >>203895329medical advancement is undeniable. cancer treatment, vaccines, etc.
>>203895358god no
>>203895396hot, too bad it's a fella
>>203895396proto gf looks exactly like this
>>203895339sure thats a lass?
>>203895418lucky bastard
>>203895396the gay porn gf as it were
It's all coming together
We're all coming together
vape is making weird noises and I'm scared to suckle on it
how many dates before she’s officially my gf and i can consider myself ascended
>>203895425Are there other cute lasses who get chuffed about history? I want to meet one.
>>203895467having any dates = ascensionand therefore you wouldn't be posting hereso i can only conclude this is a bizarre larp
>>203895329I think the most obvious one is retarded people can appear less retarded. Iphone helps tremendously. Remember traveling with paper maps and actually checking road signs and even asking for directions? That required certain qualities many people no longer possess. And it is just one little example. You can now live your entire low IQ life thinking you are super smart.
>>203895287>>203895250where are you going
>>203895473>chuffed about historyniggas describe their perfect gf and it’s literally an autistic male
>>203895508That's not a good thing
already yawningafternoon nap calls
cheeky half time shower on the cards
>>203895525yes.
might try and reignite friendships with people from primary school i havent seen in almost 20 years
>>203894352>visible cable trayYou need to hide it in a wall. Room will look much cleaner then.
Being put a cross was tame when it came to Romans punishment. Romans used pour liquid metal in people's mouths and nail their balls to walls
>>203895525No, I want a girl who likes history.
>>203895539Why? More idiots can contribute to a functioning society thanks to technology. It's not the technology that made them idiots.
>>203895554>>203895623a vitiligo fox looks kinda like a baby deer
>>203895623the so called proto wives
dare i say it.... femcel gf 2024?
>>203895623corr
my ideal gf is someone who has very little if any will of her own and thinks i'm funny and clever
>>203895329is this a joke? massive advancements in rocketry and space science, cost to deliver a kg of stuff to space has dropped dramatically from over $100k to around $1000. made possible by reusable rockets and huge rockets like starship massive advancements in machine learning and artificial intelligence, spearheaded by the generative AI revolution, the turing test has been blown past so hard that we can now talk to computers in a fashion that is indistinguishable from talking with a human massive advancements in medicine, with tech like CRISPR becoming widely used in the development of new medicine, stuff like immunotherapy and biologics exploding in popularity, semaglutide being far more helpful than expected, etc huge developments in nuclear power research, there are now like 20 small nuclear reactor startups and we might see a SNR that is commercially available this decade. developments in fusion energy are accelerating every day as well Battery technology has exploded in development, the batteries we have now are substantially better than the ones being developed 5 years ago, making electric cars good and making electric planes actually viable. we should have small electric jets available within this decade, not to mention autonomous onesthese don't even touch on recent developments in robotics with a commercially available and helpful humanoid robot on the horizon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khCVKYMzVpQget yourself down to your local sandford lane lads it sunday get fucking on it
have yellow fever, but a very specific form of yellow fever where I like these qt 150 IQ maths nerds who are making 500K a year in quantitative finance
>>203895653>very little if any will of her ownbasically all women are like this
torn between buying sunflower oil or shelling out for olive oil which doesn't induce cancer or feminisation but I'm also cheap
>>203895676thats was some extremely boring information about your life
>>203895646Actual femcels are ugly and porn addicted. They don't want you, they want the 6'4" 200lbs of muscle tall dark and handsome love interest from the smut they read 24/7. They have the same problem that male incels have in that their dependency on porn has given them artificially high standards for the opposite sex while simultaneously doing nothing to increase their chances of meeting anyone.
>>203895688well then it looks like there's plenty of fish in the sea for me
>>203895676>i want a rich and successful spouse get in line
>>203895706i buy the cheapest vegetable oil from tesco
>>203895673We were doing fine 50 years ago without any of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hURKb27rnBEneed a guitar gf immediately
my garage cries out for a 2000 ford falcon
>Made In Chelsea star announces engagement to Brewdog founder
>>203895713and your source of this? fellow incels?
>>203895731you could argue that people were doing fine 1000 years ago as well then
>>203895713went out and personally asked every last femcel what her ideal man is did you?
>>203895706there's nothing wrong with sunflower oil, it's been used for thousands of years
dreaming of eating a cheeseburger
>>203895766ye
might pour myself 440ml of heineken
any big chungus man in
>>203895706get lard or ghee
>>203895747>>203895766I follow femcel accounts on twitterI'm more informed than both of you
>>203895811>I follow femcel accounts on twitterany goodns?
*walks up to the bar*yeah i'll have some of your hoppiest locally brewed IPA please sir
>>203895727this one liked me on hinge, so as far as I'm concerned that's pretty much a proposal.
He's back.
>>203895826*spins 820 degrees and walks out*
please tell me the brown kicked the balli had a lot of money on him
what's the point of name fagging on an anonymous board in a bottom of the barrel general like /brit/? why attach a random tag to your autistic screeching? it is not like you are winning some kind of a reputation worth recognizing you.
>>203895706seed oils are probably fine depending what the cooking use is. olive oil simply isn't cut out for a lot of high temperature/deep frying stuff. it's where they use seed oils to pad out the fat content that the red flags are raised
watching old stick fight flash animations
what's some good horror filmsjust can't find any that are actually scarywatched "Speak No Evil" and it was a decent thriller but not scary
>>203895832>AgnosticI'd rather date someone who made up their mind than these twats
how much do you think about the british broadcasting corporation?
>>203894337Why do they have summer dots in the middle of autumn?
>>203895826*reaches for the shotgun under the bar and blows your head off*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY9gK2Gqwik
>>203895832wish google image search still worked so I could find her instagram and send her a marriage proposal
>>203895898depends on what you like, there's a bazillionty subgenres of horror
>>203895957Imagine spending that much time on your hair and makeup just to still look like a man.
>>203895805I need something that's liquid at room temperature for marinades >>203895891I need oil mainly for marinades so I can roast meat at ~175 C
you’re 3 inches into an asian woman and a bbc is 3 inches into you, are you moving forwards or backwards?
>>203895955brings back memories honestly
need a machine that can identify and sort revels into their flavours without destroying them
Too much masturbation can cause amnesia.
>>203895983you can't possibly make a good marinade with cheap sneed oils lad, wake up to yourselfif you absolutely MUST be a cheapskate then i'd go for peanut oil
The Shabbos goy leader of the UK has declared that he has to tax the natives of the UK 40 billion extra this year but immigrants will not pay more tax
>>203895997source? wanked it out your willy
>>203895826There's a bar in my city where the interior was disassembled from a pub in the UK and shipped to the US and reassembled here.
dont really care for the football these days
>>203895986there's a pic of shinji getting fucked by kaoru while fucking asuka on the booru I find it to be quite erotic honestly
might start taking opioids again, soon as my next dole payment comes in
190 onamadone
are you an argument winner or a solutions expert
>>203896058you gonna get hydrocodone? it feels slightly pleasant but I don't really see how it could be addictive honestly just a slight warm feeling that spreads through my body
honestly wouldn't be mad if i caught my kids doing drugs unless it were something super hard like meth or heroin
>>203896030Thoughts on the Bills signing Amari Cooper?
>>203895900alri reddit>>203895972ya snooze ya lose, her IG is private so you wouldn't find anything anyway
>>203896093personally I look forward to dropping tabs of acid with my wife and kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWXssXH1-Uk
Haven't been drunk in 2 years me. I'll change that on Friday
>>203896091I'm an engineer. I solve practical problems.
looking good.
>>203896017>The Shabbos goy leader of the UKok, and?>Sunak: Shabbos goy>Johnson: Shabbos goy>May: Shabbos goy>Cameron: Shabbos goy>Brown: Shabbos goy>Blair: Giga shabbos go>Major: Shabbos goy
women are smart and capable and i respect them
>>203896142would love to lick her out
>>203896030i still watch it but it does annoy me how im sitting here cheering for foreign millionaires, then again local football is shit and the players have all shagged every woman in your small town
>>203896162
genuinely think I have some type of fungus in my brain causing brain fog
>>203895673All bollocks
>>203896191maybe you're just a retard
Which of you niggers reported me?
>>203896160Queer is married to a Jew and his children are Jews The others weren't
>>203895898all the good horrors are just thriller desu, tried terrifier last night, shite
weekend's not long enough really is it
>>203896236the neetend is 7 days long
>>203896093dad caught me smoking a joint when i was like 16 and it was so obvious he was pretending to be mad out of obligation kekmum screamed the house down thoughbeit
tim news
>>203896232watch Smile if you haven't, wasn't terrifying but surprisingly gave me goosebumps at some moments even if it was a little dumb
>>203896255wheres allison
>>203895898going to effort post in response in the next thread stay tuned
>>203896294injureddid his hammy before the international break
>>203896236NEETbros, how we feeling about this?
>>203895986How can I move forwards?
carked my knickers
get it made rorke
believing in poo
>>203896396>>203896396>>203896396
so this is it... the last /brit/...
boring little freaks
>>203895832>All (50+)
>>203896218>well, maybe johnson sucked mutilated cock 24/7, but at least he wasn't married to one