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That's crazy that Ellen DeGenerate's career died just for being disingenuous
>>203896486I thought it died years ago
>>203896486It's crazy that she was ever popular in the first place. Who was interested in that shit?
Car batteryberg died
>>203896707That’s why you gotta daily an apocalypse mobile
Been looking at land to buy for an off-grid house. Already live in a rural subdivision but they got gay rules here about raising livestock
>>203896159Isay that and I believe this.
>>203896486she has a commercial for skin care products, and her wife is so lovely.
some mistakes you cant afford to make
>>203897470>when you feel a bit of shit blast hit the back of your sack
>>203896159Im a MexicAn muslim... How cool is that guys...Other Mexican men ask me if im gay because i don't hug females but once i tell them im Muslim it's all good imagine not hugging girls for a non religious reason kek...Also i can't drink so im almost always the designated driver and i can't shave my facial hair but i must shave my armpits and my balls for some reason other than sex because i can't have sex before getting married
back from church
computer dim the lights and play 2 hour caillou gets grounded movie
>>203897586how was God?
In high school, a girl told me she'd date me but not have sex with me and I still don't know how to interpret that sentence.
A&Mbros, we're going to make it.
>>203897855
>>203897333and you look like that
I did it all for the nookie
If a girl says she would date you unprompted it's immediately obvious you could have her eating out of the palm of your hand with the least bit of Chad rizz but alas you're rizzless
*grumbles*I'm not colorblind...
guys, Styropyro uploaded a new video (3 days ago) !!!
>>203897784pretty good.
someone threw something at my window :c or a bird launched themselves as jihad against my window
>>203898174oh perfect. he helped me out of a big jam two days ago. i thanked him. pretty cool guy :)
>>203898202there is a bird press frequently photographing the same bird upset about your house over and over.
>>203898282yeah i guess thats a sentence anon
>>203898300you mind your manners, now. or i'll sentence you to more of my sentences.
>>203898389are you on drugs?
>>203898449never tried any.
>>203898492are you trying to rizz me
>>203897585>converts from eldritch heart eating head-removing demon worship cult (native) to eldritch heart eating head removing demon worship (semitic) >gets to keep all the traditions that make Mexico unique and diverse like skinning people alive, castration, burnings and chainsawification as long as he does them in the name of Allah instead of Santa Muerte
>>203898615now see, THAT sounds like a drug.>fella was rizzed out of his mind
this is literally me
>>203898678are you rizzing out of your mind???
>>203897585why cant you hug girls because of religion?
business idea: euthanasia
copilot isnt working because the new version was computer virus :(( why cant muslim people hug women?
>>203896159> Graph goes up means world more gooderThis be unironically.
>>203898820touching women is gay in islam
interestingi wonder if Iraqis here are muslim (because that country has an muslim army)
>>203898851im glad i looked it up instead of believing you
>>203898750no! no, of course not. *eyelid and shoulder rizzes slightly*
20 thousand dollar loan for black entrepeneurs
Good morning I love white boys
>>20389894520 thousand dollarslegalize weed
look man i might be gigaretarded in the membrane but even i can see that "the reason kids love cinnamon toast crunch" is because it has a shitload of sugar in a bright and fun package.
IM A GORILLAIN THEFUCKINGCOUPEFINNA PULL UP TO A ZOODUMB NIGGA WHO THE FUCK IS YOU? I DONT KNOW NIGGAPULL UP TO YO BLOCKWE GON BLOW NIGGARUN NIGGARUN FROM THE POLE, NIGGA
>>203898925
>>203898945honestly every black person should be given 1 million dollarsnot because it would help or they deserve it, just because it would be funny to watch them all blow it on stupid shit and end up broke within a yearplus most of the businesses that would make bank off it are White/Asian/Jewish owned
>>203899032forgot to add - once they've been given reparations that's it. They don't have any grounds to be asking for more because if they piss it away that's their own fault kek
>>203899032you never seen that chapelle show bit?https://youtu.be/FRZN7IzvCVs?si=T-R9Xh9sIyA4bpSa
>>203899133no but that was very funny, thank you anon
business idea: guns in halloween candy
New butt plug is a bit too big I think, but once it's in it feels great.
>>203899278
>>203899356what?
>>203899278Brian…
>>203899278if it fit, you sit!make that a phrase in the gay community, i want to be famous.
why did butthew move to warsaw
>>203899639Why did you move to leafistan?
currently eating a burrito. me wonders if my tummy will survive it
if i couldnt drink milk without shitting i would still drink it. im still going to eat deep fried butter
on me third cuppa
>>203899824Deep fried butter sounds very unhealthy mousey.
do Americans really talk to each other on the toilet
>>203899867I'm going to slap your pussy
>>203899972*bussy
what do you cover sugary things with to deep fry them
test
>reporter accidentally leaking their friends phone number through bad writing jokei havent heard that joke in TEN YEARS
>>203899893Americans talk to each other through the toilet like a telephone but with farts and plops
i thought Americans take pictures of their poos
diarrhoea
creampies, im going to bath and body works. waht do you all want?
>>203900853one freshly bathed gf
>>203900853japanese cherry blossom body scrub
>>203898780You cannot hug or even touch your girl friend before marriage, it is forbidden (haram)>>203898633Islam. Is a. Religion of peace no killing allowed
>>203901332Faggot
>>203901332>Islam. Is a. Religion of peace no killing allowedunless someone insults islam right? then you'll cut my head off
>>203897586>>203898174Looking for mass times in my city and I swear the Church needs to hire someone to redo it the UI is very user unfriendly.
starting proxy wars to circumvent NAP not really
>>203902083Islam is very compatible with Mexico then
>>203902083I will reprehend you verbally but not more than that. The punishment shall fall on you automatically.Islam is a religion of peace
>>203902122I have degree in websites. I good at making them saar.
Angel reese has a fat ass
>>203902222quads of truth
>>203902452>>203902486>>203902529nobody cares
>>203902452Midwits talk about how everyone would die of a papercut in the ancient world, and then modern ancient peoples like this are doing alligator scale scarification rituals
>>203902575nobody cares
>>203902610about you
>>203902617nobody cares
>>203902547>>203902610Boo hoo someone is posting something other than gay sex spam
>>203902617>>203902575the real question is if eating brains causes fatal insomnia, why are there bloodlines of niggas in Italy that get it?Are Italians eating brains?
>>203902665nobody cares
>>203902283Only extremist muzzies refuse to shave their beard. Banning shaving is not a real rule in mainstream Pisslam.
>>203902665I saw a youtuber go there, it was a wild place
>>203902744Proxy off, butthurt Fore
>ctrl + f "(You)">9 matcheshell yeahBonus fact: prions can even be spread between different species, with plants as a medium. In one experiment, scientists collected grass that a deer with chronic wasting disease (a prion disease that effects only deer) had died on top. The grass was then fed to hamsters, who began to develop their own prion diseases. Apparently the grass had absorbed the prions from the decaying deer, and it was passed onto the hamsters.
>>203902766What's. Next ? Eating pork is allowed? No sir one must adhere to the rules
>>203902841congrats on being the american ratpedo
>nnnnoooooooooooo you can't just tell spooky stories during halloween time>you have to post "tfw no gf" and "drinking covfefe" over and over again
tfw no gf
my keurig's clogged and I'm too lazy to descale it so I just put coffee grounds on a pasta strainer, put that over my mug, and pour boiling water from the kettle over it
>>203902973Okay spam the thread with something no one asked for again
>>203902973>spam garbage creepypasta completely unannounced in the middle of the day>n-no guys it's because it's halloween!do it at night then faggot
i want to be the token penis haver of the rowdy tomboy lesbian couple, i fuck both of them regularly
guy on the radio said us americans are the best people ever.
>>203903074you can't fuck a lesbian, anon.
>>203903297“Lesbians” have significantly higher average lifetime male sexual partners than normal women THOUGH
i would be happy if i could live in a trailer park in appalachia
>>203903074You would have to be able to be friends with women first
Is this true?Does NY really have shitting streets?
>>203903935Poo York
Tough one today
Boring and slow. I'm gonna do some things bye
A natural hot spring near one of the most common places to see sasquatch has been disturbedhttps://globalnews.ca/news/10829794/hobo-hot-springs-destroyed-mayor-says-resort-blame/Elder says they are upset and will be taking action soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSNSRcpuchw
finna get on ozempic
>>203904196
how the fuck is obesity real haha like nigga just eat less haha like just close your mouth
can't decide what vr game to play
>>203896159unironically? Ues
>>203904630jerk to vr porn
>>203904630sell the dreadful thing and play on a screen like a sane person.
>>203904455it was sasquatch
>>203904708>dreadful thingsorry poor, I quite like my vr headset
i`m thinking of a song but i dont know the lyrics and i dont know the name i just know the tune
>>203904746t. Harrison hot springs resort owner
>>203904767What do you enjoy the most of the vr experience?
>>203904877there's a boxing game called thrill of the fight that is unironically really good cardio, I do that several times a week and enjoy itvr porn is cool, VAM was so good I had to uninstall it because it was so much better than normal pornvr pinball is surprisingly fun as wellI really want to buy a wheel and pedals to try vr racing, heard a lot of good things about that
remember I said that a friend of mine owes me almost 2k usd, well I found out why he doesn't answer to anyone, he wrote a suicide letter because his fat girlfriend left him, it would be in bad taste if I ask his parents for the money? I don't think he killed himself, he is in another city for sure.
*spams lust provoking images*
voted yes on amendment 3 i wanna get hiiiiiiiiiigh
how many dicks have to go in a girl before you say no
>>203905298did you vote cumala
>>2039053854
>>203905404i dont want to get banned for politics
ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA GANG WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT????
NIGGA I DONT CARE SHOW UP TO THE PUB IN PYJAMAS LIKE IT'S MY HOUSE
>>203905499Why did you talk about politics then?
TFW NO GF
FUCK WOMEN I SUPPORT TALIBANS
>>203905664weed is not politics its a human right
Think I'll go out to Alberta. Weather's good there in the fall
>>203905225Yeah, i think he lied too. Ask his parents for his obituary and where his grave is.
>>203905824Ummm, jewish bros? Our response?
sexy sexy lesbians
im back.
where are the sexicans?
>>203906270welcome back
>>203905225>it would be in bad taste if I ask his parents for the money?Yeah that's scummy gangster or loanshark shit. If someone ever asks me for money I'm either just gonna give it away or I'll want collateral or something. I'll never take someone's word for it, life is too complicated for words.
Have you been to Las Vegas?Is it really that degenerate?
>>203906345I'm a narco
>>203906392no and no
asians looked so ugly 50 years ago now they so pretty. evolution be crazy
>>203906406did the cia make you join?
>>203906406sexo con mejican bummy
We're so back
did you know?
>>203906463fake
>>203906463lol>>203906485it's true
>>203905298Amendment 4 status?
>>203906590voted no
>>203906406Need narco bf
>>203906463Kukkakauppa
a recent viral ben shapiro video that i won't directly name is a bit embarrassing for us and i wish we'd stop posting it and pretending that he won because it's making right-wingers look bad
>>203906680he got destroyed by a destiny fan
How many sugers do you put in your Pepsi?
>>203906753not that one i dont know if it's that one but i had another one in mind
>>203906039>Ask his parents for his obituary and where his grave isI'll do that, I don't think he killed himself.>>203906386>scummy gangster or loanshark shitthat would be if I charged him interest, I just gave him the money because he was my friend but I forced him to sign a promissory note and he is obligated to pay me or in this case his parents.
>>203906680Ben Shapiroberg has fallen off in general. It's over
>>203906779none. i put sugar on my strawberry though
who is your favorite Canadian artist
>>203906941Boards of Canada
>>203906864The interest is just one way of doing it. Unless I agreed to being a guarantor, if someone came up to me like that I'd make their life more difficult than if they'd just fucked off.
Drinking a Monster.
Whiter than most of the poster here, expecially canadians
>>203907034in this case my friend said the money was for his dad, so if he is really dead or escaped to another city I will show him where he says he needs the money to give it to his dad, if he is not dead at least his dad will be mad at him for doing that.
>>203896159Are you ready for PRESIDENT TRUMP?
why do chuds hate canada so much
I keep forgetting that I don't have toilet paper and pooping then realizing I still don't have toilet paper
>>203907093Post your DNA test.
>>203907093ok and? you are wasting your time like everyone else here
dna tests are too expensive
>>203907236jeet janny in the thread
the queen is talking, you better tune inhttps://www.twitch.tv/aoc
Andrew WK - Party Hard
Anyone ever have to do a physical for a job?I haven't seen a doctor in like 12 years and I'm nervous
>>203907478reddit gold
Love you guys
I got that sticky icky uh
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>203907359>he's fascist>he's authoritarian>he's a dictatorshe's cute tho, i'll give her a goon later
>>203907478this slop would bring in 50k likes on twitter
>>203907680Nice I'm drinking a Monster energy drank.
>>203907680me2
what if we kissed in the backrooms
>>203907400Only for the military but other than that no
A nigga stole my laptop on friday night. And I am having endless troubles because of it. Some of the data in it was not backed up. I will never ever see black pepo in positive light ever again
>>203907866How do you know they were black?
bummies, im sheepy
>>203907888I saw it in the security footage
>>203907888I mean like come on dawg
Finally first day of my new schedule. Took 7 months of waiting. Instead of Mon - Fri its Sunday - ThursdayInstead of 8am i start at 3pm.No traffic, easy commute, office is nearly empty, way less work with way more downtime. Fuck this is so much nicer. Its so chill, the entire atmosphere is way more laid back. Only the type B introverts want this shift and the difference is immediately apparent. No more being stuck in a massive crowd of type A hyper normies.
mom made chicken and texas toast for dinner
>>203907866lol
>>203908048based. enjoy
>>203908033the denial stage lasts for a couple of days, doesn't take long for the lack of sunlight to start making you irritated. i would make night and overnight shifts illegal if i were dictator.
Moving to Portland in December now. Hope i can make it
Portland is a hellhole
Women are worthless pieces or shit
>>203908235dumb idea
>>203908382you don’t really mean that what happened ?
>>203908420you should have sex with him
>>203908382even me?
>>203908382based
>>203908382
What's the life expectancy in your local area?
Imagine getting fucked in the ass by a horse.
>>203908450especially you
All politicians have to do is let the cops force the junkies into one area and then keep moving the area until they die or fuck off. It's not really a solution but nothing else can really be done without deliberately killing them.
>>203908455i don't get this? is it political?
>>203908469that guy died
>>203908468around 80 years
woman is the nigger of the world
>>203908594thanks mr lemon
>>203908501I doubt itIts just stupid. The original was the beefcake telling the other guy to lift
woman is the slave of the slaves
>>203908629shouldn’t you be lifting something heavy or dying in a war or something
Women are literal demons
women are the real victims of war
Women are receptacles for my sperm
women are children of satan
i’m gonna read the room and let myself out i’ll be back later
ok who gaf
gonna lift and then goon if you guys don't mind
im a woman with a permanent strapon
hoe scaring world record time contender itt
>>203908420Idk everything about how this pile of dogshit fonctions?I want from being a bluepilled retard to a blackpilled edgelord to understanding the wrong of my ways and bringing at myself and learning to respect and trusting half of the human population to being slapped in the face and realizing blackpill was actually too delusional when compared.to real whore nature. Moving got me from an almost exclusive male workplace to a cucked work environment with women who fuck 3 dudes through the week Just a scumbag gender if you ask me
>>203908841gooners are not going to ngmi
seems to me "thoughts of suicide" occur as a side-effect in a lot of these medications. and they're not all head pills. they range from the gut, to your heart, specific conditions like shingles. why would any medication targeting such specific things not related to the brain suddenly induce suicidal ideation? could it not be, that people in general are under enormous pressure and stress, and the majority of the sample group are all experiencing "suicidal thoughts"? eh. guess we'll never know.
>>203909005it's not so weird to think a medication would make you suicidal, you are after all just chemistry
>>203909005Sounds like people want to KYS because of the daily globohomo hell they live in but they blame the pills
> same /cum/ is over 6 hours oldded generalded board
you have no ovaries, you have no womb
>>203909273I have a penor
>>203909211Life could be a dream if I could take you up in paradise up above
Just smoked a joint.
yo i herd there was INCELS in here...
>>203909371i could still beat her
>>203909211i9t's over
There's probably a girl like this looking for a guy like you
>>203909378I don't think you could
>>203909371no incels here, officer.*pushes the half-built gundam model behind the counter with my foot*
>>203909402i guess we'll never know for sure
>>203909371This chick looks Jewish. Bet she's an IDF officer.
having a job is just so important to how people perceive you, that's what i'm missing, a job
futa cock
>>203908235I was considering a move to portland desu, looked at some apartments in pearl district but decided it was too homeless for me
>>203909386I dated a 24 year old and it sucked besides the sex. I'm already weird, a big age gap makes relating even more difficult.
>>203909515*taps the sign*
the idiot who owes me money is not dead, he is with his uncle in a neighboring city, I told his parents that he asked me for money and they were very angry and said that they will pay me in a week, at least they will scold the idiot when he comes back.
Good thing I am a straight transwoman and not gay
These are the people you bully on the chans of 4
I wish every person who posted twitter screenshots on 4chan got their heads blown off at the same exact time they press "Submit"
Would you like to be a prisoner in Bangladesh?
>>203909660Eutnanizing poor and fat people would be eugenics if we weren't importing so many jeets
for real though, hire me
I applied for green card.
>Your medical team has looked at your file, and concluded that you will be euthanized for reasons of obesity
i got a job for ya uhh rimjob
>>203909796That’s a bitter pill to swallow…
>>203909774will u b my gf
https://youtu.be/Oor3nRi-wQ4
>>203909796thats joe bidens america
>>203909928pic rel is a very decent trad american girl.she would never post nudes of herself
>>203909660Some biblical passages come to my mind here. Notably Matthew 9: 36-38; and Acts 3.
>>203910042can you pre-emptively fuck off? we have enough autistic incels in the US already.
>YOUR CONDITION: LIFE >PROGNOSIS: DEATH
YouTubers from Vancouver
omg omg hulk hogan huk fucking hogan brotherhulkamagiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
wish i wasnt born retarded
just had a HUGE buck in my yard, missed getting a pic
you're a broken buck
>>203909706big fan of the girls with the silicone implements
i saw a muslim guy praying in the middle of walmart
>>203910735grim
>hungry but not dinnertime yet
>>203910772crackers, nuts? a nap?
>>203910496Me too he stole my bike
>>203910772this dick?
>>203910772>not hungry at dinnertime but won't have another chance to eat until breakfast
AND IT WILL COMELIKE A FLOOD OF RAINPOURING DOWN ON MEAND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HEREAND IT WILL COMETHROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS IN MY FINAL HOURAND IT WILL NEVER REST UNTIL THE CLOUDS ARE CLEAR
I can't kick it with you this ain't fifa
>>203910289Except euthanizing fat people is based, christfag
who's making the new
>>203911046yo mamma
not it
>>203911046Y’all scared the hoes so someone is gonna have to take one for the team and put on the thread making dress. It’s a size two so suck in your gut.
>>203911109>>203911109>>203911109>>203911109
>>203911076What happened? Someone creeped out spinny or something? She always made the news
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