there's so many people with slitty eyes in this part of the world

>>203899251
That's a good thing rorke

Might move to Australia.

My thighs ache so much. Got DOMS you see.

>>203899251
if labour had any bollocks they would scrap the triple lock

>>203899281
'

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havent eaten anything all day but got a lovely steak which i shall be consuming later

>>203899284
why would you bother going to the gym when you're doing the opposite of steroids?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRQ--io_cT0

>>203899290
you mean screw over the largest voting block in the country? in our blessed free democracy? Nah

>>203899295
this is my wanking position

Slags have the best personalities

>>203899326
Why do I want to fuck it?

>>203899295
this is my pooing position

would you respect your mum less if it turned out she was a massive slut before she met your dad?

so ugly and evil

>>203899366
Cute dogblatt :3

>>203899236
https://letterboxd.com/fuchsiadyke/

Why is he called DTFIC again?

curtains closed at 5pm
thats it now for 6 months
fucking Christ

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pupplestiltskin

>>203899251
should P&O cruises with an arrow to indian and usa

>>203899295
Who's that? Looks familiar

>>203899375
Both my mum and dad were massive shaggers before they met each according, according to stories their mates have told.

No idea how they ended up having a son like me haha

>>203899446
scrappy doo

>>203899419
desperate to fit in canadian

>>203899317
fake accent

ive eaten quite a lot of pork this weekend. should probably take a break

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>>203899397
Wuppert
:D

>>203899375
Absolutely.

>>203899310
Because I do taekwondo and care about my health and fitness.

>>203899455
A good loyal man to your various gfs are you lad haha?

>>203899451
generalissimo rori stuardo

>>203899375
my mum was a virgin until she met my dad - I actually wish she had dated around a little more

>>203899464
He gets quite upset doesn’t he

4channers pretending to not be braindead normies but playing WoW and COD, watching Disney+ shows and listening to rap/metal

>>203899490
>>203899516
what about if your dad was a shagger - would you respect him less?

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>>203899547
https://youtu.be/AWGzbMH1H7k?si=KRXKTswoSwQdd2xp

Surprised ten haag hasn't been sacked yet

>>203899419
Desperate to fit in Canadian, here for 16hrs+ every day on a leaf flag and other flags as he has a 4chan pass and VPN. Has a constant melt down every day over personalities and tripfags he doesn’t like and has schizo hallucinations that other posters are them

Been spending most our lives living in a 4chan paradise

Don't care what the neeks say about changing the clocks, we need year long BST because shorter days are grim and suicide fuel

>>203899547
>rap/metal
ok grandad is that what all the kids listen to is it?

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>AHHHH IT IS DARK AT 5PM I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
personally I quite like the comfy, low light evenings. i don't get the hate.

>>203899540
>>203899464
The only reason you 'fit' in is because you reply to yourself all the time 190 and live in a dollhouse

>>203899540
Him and cansnonce are the biggest freaks in /Brit/ who have convinced themselves that everyone who dislikes them is Spaino.

>>203899590
Getting some good use out of that 3 year 4chan pass are we DTFIC?

>203899593
Kill yourself spaedo

Desperate to Fuck Incel Canadian is accurate too

>>203899547
>playing WoW and COD, watching Disney+ shows and listening to rap/metal
literally all me, fuck

>>203899582
Won't happen. People would piss and shit themselves over it being dark at 9am in midwinter.

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>>203899251
Man is born free; and everywhere he is in chains. One thinks himself the master of others, and still remains a greater slave than they.

This excessive liberty soon brings the people, collectively and individually, to an excessive servitude.

>>203899573
t. spainlard desperately trying to gaslight people into thinking he doesnt exist

I'm fucking sick of dogs, they're everywhere, whether it's a dog barking in a neighbouring house or people shuffling around like zombies walking their dogs on the estate there is no escape. None of them know how to train a dog so you can't walk down the road without someone's fucking dog going for you and you're met by 'Oh don't worry he's harmless really!'.

Fuck dogs, they're the pet for fucking morons.

>>203899590
demented cunt

>>203899587
I don't mind it either. I generally prefer the colder seasons.

The thread is literally just him talking to himself about his made up bogeymen.

>>203899648
more of a cat person are you?

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>>203899648
>I'm fucking sick of dogs, they're everywhere, whether it's a dog barking in a neighbouring house or people shuffling around like zombies walking their dogs on the estate there is no escape. None of them know how to train a dog so you can't walk down the road without someone's fucking dog going for you and you're met by 'Oh don't worry he's harmless really!'.

>Fuck dogs, they're the pet for fucking morons.

>>203899487
fucking hell paws on that lad

>>203899665
are you saying spainlard and 190 dont exist?

>>203899648
you're gonna rile up the dog worshipping NPC's with this one

>>203899573
Mindraped

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have a good sunday evening fellas x

https://x.com/hoolopee/status/1849823463193604321

>>203899702
Kek
Should name him gigapaw

>>203899648
have noticed that there are a LOT of dog owners these days

especially the gay little ones

any down to earth humble little incel man in?

Size: The diameter of a Jaffa Cake has decreased from 5.5 cm to 5 cm.

Weight: The weight of a Jaffa Cake has decreased from 12.2 g to 11 g.

Orange bump: The orange bump on top of a Jaffa Cake has decreased from 4 cm to 3 cm.

Pack size: The number of Jaffa Cakes in a pack has decreased from 12 or 24 to 10, 20, 30, or 40.

>>203899648
>None of them know how to train a dog so you can't walk down the road without someone's fucking dog going for you and you're met by 'Oh don't worry he's harmless really!'.
I think this is an underappreciated social issue
it's really fucking bad

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/Brit/ is a cat general and that's that. Dog enthusiasts make your way to /Britfeel/.

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>already dark

>>203899764
Good. It might make fatties less obese

>>203899648
Sounds like the problem is you live near poor people more than the dogs tbqh

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>>203899777
Good

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>>203899752
Yes.
My looksmatch tinder foid is fucking 95 miles away.
I'm such an incel

>>203899747
>seeing some big bald tattooed bloke walking a chihuahua
Always makes me laugh

>>203899764
shrinkflation is real, you didnt mention how much the price has increased by

>>203899648
Good post.
normalise punting yapping dogs

love the early darkness me
means i can go for my incelwalks earlier
means the normcretins resign themselves to their homes earlier

>>203899803
That's a daily commute for yanks

I like dogs but I hate going to bad dog owners houses. Sit down for 5 minutes and you're covered in hair, stand on some half chewed treat and it gets stuck to your sock, the faint smell of wet dog or poo if they've "had an accident while they were out at work".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6ZvylOSy5A
why can't this be our national anthem lads
please answer this question without referring to holst's jupiter

>>203899648
And fucking dogshit. Dogshit everywhere. I can take a 15 minute walk into town and come across at least 30 piles of dogshit on the pavement on the journey. And then there's the cunts who do bag the shit then hang it on a fucking tree branch. Fucking cunts.

>>203899852
That's all dog owners' houses.

>>203899861
i dont like it, used to sing it at school, too dirgey

>>203899866
>And then there's the cunts who do bag the shit then hang it on a fucking tree branch
Good craic that

why not just saw off the chain
pretty basic stuff

Al Mountain the schizo retard is going to kill his dog with neglect

love dogs, cats, horses, cows, sheep, chickens, the lot really
just bloody love animals don’t i

>Gustav Holst
yeah very english name that

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>>203899851
I'll just ask her to move in after brotherblatt takes over in six months?
Says she loves pets but doesn't have any

>>203899636
The payoff is more light evenings at the cost of a few months of dark mornings.

Why did they use a Millennial in the Substance to represent youth?

>>203899898
Agreed. Gotta have your fun where you can. If that means fucking over the environment, so be it.

>>203899939
Next you'll be saying George Frideric Handel isn't English either.

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only one man really controls the panopticon that is /brit/, need he any introduction? that man is me. for years i have watched this general with hawkeyes and orchestrated many personalities uprises and downfalls. you see, /brit/ is my clay, and i it's maker. you are all unwitting runts that peak in my stagecraft. many of you easily replaced by some naive guttersnipe that gets sucked in by the permissive thread rules. i hold dominion over you, and weave the discussions to my amusement. you are nothing more than hapless test subjects. i control you all

>>203899999
I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting

>>203899918
He’s very particular in the way he describes things. I think he’s the type of incel who would obsess about the dog to make sure he doesn’t neglect it.

>>203899866
>And then there's the cunts who do bag the shit then hang it on a fucking tree branch. Fucking cunts.
Ktim
I've got a particular tree that's slightly off the track that I've been using
So far I must have festooned it with about 20 bags of shit, reckon another 80 and it will be complete

>>203899719
Retard

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>>203899918

>>203899985
alri 190

I reckon it's my time on the stage

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Nipping to the year 3000, anybody want anything?

they should just make a dog toilet and teach dogs how to use it
you can teach them to do other things like catching a ball
teaching them to poo in a hole and then flushing it away cant be that hard surely

>>203900037
Leela's nudes ta please lad

>>203900037
one of those betting almanacs like in back to the future would be grand mate

>dogs
Tools for hunting, foraging or protection

None of these apply to modern dog owners

>>203900037
My great great great granddaughter pls

>>203899661
>>203899680
nonce

>>203900011
He is a literal retard and the dog will die under his care
I'm monitoring him now and will report him to the humane society when things take a turn for the worst

Just added a new filter to my collection

>>203900037
I had a dream about that last night
We had a team of White people led by a scientist infiltrate a city by merging consciousnesses with clones which are only semi-conscious and toil, consume and exist just to take up space
Meanwhile the city and the wider world are run by trannies and gays and hookers

>>203900056
We’ve always flushed dog shit down the toilet in my family anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEDfZgDPS8

>>203900056
I like picking up dogberg's shit
It's nice and warm and I feel closer to her when it's in my hand

It is mental how badly I mindraped him and now by extension his schizo yank pedophile fan club
Look at them go

>>203900106
That's just you going for a stroll through san fran isn't it lad

>>203900123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLp_Hh6DKWc

I'm fucking sick of wogs, they're everywhere, whether it's a dog barking in a neighbouring house or people shuffling around like zombies walking their dogs on the estate there is no escape. None of them know how to train a dog so you can't walk down the road without someone's fucking dog going for you and you're met by 'Oh don't worry he's harmless really!'.

Fuck dogs, they're the pet for fucking morons.

>>203900117
Same
I do a poo and I throw the cat's in with it from the litter tray

>>203899985
Heathermeister, i kneel.

>>203900150
More of a cat person are you? Woah feels like deja vu

cock and balls day at the gym tomorrow, so ive been told

Also I am insulted that you'd accuse me of buying a 4chan pass and using a VPN
I am Canadian and I bully you for free

>>203900037
Get me some metal scrap from the landfill and some bicycle parts if you can find them.

>>203900150
tired of your laboring, insipid writing
should have tried harder in school, read more books maybe
get to the point

>>203900178
No you shouldn’t do it with the cat’s, that stuff’s toxic, I now look down on you

>>203900150
>I'm fucking sick of wogs
same

>>203900150
scared little man

>>203900132
Kek. Done them. Everything was automated and the buildings were so fucking huge I had to wander down the hallway which was a series of elevators, trains and parking garages and nearly got lost. Got attacked by a trannard who was working for "Theta" and had the vaccine for a disease one of my compatriots contracted by being exposed to the city.
Might write a graphic novel about it.

people keep calling me ai or a bot, what does it mean? im autistic?

>>203900127
makes kids blind that muck
you shouldnt be touching it

Oh dear the cucknadian is wobbling! I think we’ve upset him

>>203900216
i'd never rape a paedophile, they're usually ugly old men, yuck

You know the post is about to be a really bad, boring, post of an idiot when it comes across as immediately racist!

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>>203900257

>>203900218
Don't care if my poo gets infected tbqh

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it's impossible to suffer in america

>>203900325
sexy ladies

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its lush

no cleaning up de lads

Why don't Brits just educate themselves and stop being dumb?

>>203900325
It always sucks seeing pretty people on the wrong side of history.

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we need an LKY figure to sort out the UK

>>203900325
beauty

anyone else find the canadian (dtfic) some massive loser trying to act as some weird freakish hall monitor? what's his function? wish he'd move on instead of his lingering, menacing shadow hanging over the thread. the boy is like a stink bomb

fuck you all

>>203899251
France and England are brother nations, this graph proves it.

Wanted to get my haircut but had a spot appear on my neck and now I'm too embarrassed to go in case they think I'm some sort of spotty dirty freak man.

>>203900351
why are you using a montenegrin vpn

>>203900265
done those spunktrumpets right up the arse

>>203900382
hey fuck you too buddy

>>203900325
Got that weird fake grin yanks do

>speak a lot without making a point
>overly concerned with image
>pathological liar
>manipulative
>lots of fake smiles
>greedy
Is being a politician just being a woman professionally?

>>203900363
reckon most people don’t care

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>>203900348

>>203900325
jewish women for trump?

In my headcanon, I am a revelrous gentleman drinker

might rape my own arse

>>203900325
Just came here to say that I love my country. If you are extroverted here getting laid is as easy as jerking off.

>>203900346
>>203900357
nonce

>>203900433
are you not going to consent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRQ--io_cT0

>>203900416
reviled more like

>>203900433
might also do that

>>203900444
it's okay

>>203900445
part of me will but thats not the part of the arse

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>>203900410
its lush

>>203900444
?

Promise you won't be mad:

I really don't like living in the UK! :S :////

>>203900478
i want to grind this cretin up into fish food and sell it on a car boot to romanians

>>203900478
Putrid

Had a follow up dream where somehow we had managed to win and utilize technology to seal away the clones but it got corrupted and we awakened some massive Gundam mecha and had to fight it and won but then it collapsed an entire mountain on top of our Gundam mecha and cheated so out entire clan lost and we had to migrate to America and everyone was just devastated on the trip there through the snow, knowing our clan had been defeated

Business idea: being really fucking violent

>>203900478
grimbecile

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Jews having their own police force in London is pretty based ngl

heh losers can't take an L call us cheaters for being better fighters. and they call us low IQ

can’t wait for donald trump to save the white race

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>>203900385

>>203900611
where do i report a lost wallet?

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How should I respond?

>>203900611
Based how?

I will be moving in to my own place and starting my new life in a new town on December 1st.

>>203900611
And what do they do? Arrest shopkeepers selling fake kosher products?

>>203899251
nun he cud do

>>203900478
fucking vile cunt

>>203900658
say her pfp makes you thirsty

>>203900684
Seething at the football are we spaedo

>>203900713
Needs better skin care

two fellas dads at toil have died
must be something going round
poor lads...

>>203900658
Say "give me a go on those tits on you and I'll happily admit to organising Jan 6 bet your bosses would love a scoop like that"

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She needed telling twice

Need to gain a clue pronto. Cant afford to fail again

allotment neighbour simply does NOT believe i managed to ripen my plum tomatoes in time

>>203900658
Reply "sorry, I'm married and not interested"

>>203900769
There's a clue up your urethra

>>203900769
a clue gained

off to shoot cats with my air rifle

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mental

>>203900800
hope that mohammad blows you up

>>203900800
I hope you’re using the correct calibre and going for head shots. It would be cruel if you grazed one and it ran away bleeding

>>203900764
lel

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I think we should become Christians

scromiting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-rs6dqemTY

>>203900800
mousenonce esque post this

/brit/ is fucking DEAD

at hainan resort

eating a packet of digestives near the beach

just seen a white family on an advert, fucking BYD, love the Chinese me

*pokes /brit/s twitching corpse with a stick*

/brit/ is dead and we killed it

adam killed /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRQ--io_cT0
we're all watching thsi incels

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Thought this was a political compass the first time I saw it

>>203900916
how did that make it past the censors?

My fat sister has been in bed with her fat bf all day scrolling tikkytok. They both stink of BO and urine.

>>203900889
oh shit

>>203900949
>They both stink of BO and urine.
Must run in the family

just revived the shambling corpse of /brit/

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*ahem*

brit is over

>>203900969
*sues you for tort*

>>203900949
why don't you move out

>>203900966
I shower daily and wear roll on deodorant, anti perspirant deodorant and body spray.

>>203900949
post your cock for the lads

trust them to have blacks in that film about the blitz

Yeah, I'm watching Traffic Cops, what of it? Prick.

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This sceptered island

>>203901003
FUCK OFF RACIST
YOU'RE NOT WELCOME ON THIS SITE

>>203900995
blog on

>>203900949
can you hear them shagging?

two beers calmer

emotionally manipulating women>

more ugly black women in lead roles

Anyone get quite emotional when hungover and either laugh at everything or cry at everything

>>203901010
are those... heckin fall colours?? i just cummed bro!!!!

>>203900990
Don't want to leave mumberg with them. They're evil and aren't nice to her.

>>203901025
Sometimes yeah. I also hear them farting which is approximately every 3-4 minutes.

>>203901041
I don't drink alcohol or coca cola.

is gillette REALLY the best a man can get?

uh oh that Amesbury fella is fucked now. theres footage of him chinning someone

>>203901047
why don’t you fall back to iowa codyberg

>>203901068
Gillette is for mongs. Get a safety razor and some blades. A better shave AND much cheaper.

>>203901056
what does your sister weight?

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>>203901068
remember that WOKE advert they made?

>>203901010
i was at Harcourt Arboretum over the weekend. very pretty colours on display

>>203901093
Don't know. She's very spherical. She also has receding hair and has to take imodium daily to prevent herself from shitting her pants.

employed woman shaving his 5 o'clock shadow

>>203901056
god could your life be any grimmer

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fucking hell thats a throwback

>>203901129
yes
this is all a larp

>>203901103
I do. Not bought any of their products since that ad, and never will again.

>>203901125
get her on the 'zempic

>>203901127
Don't have one. I've had laser hair removal and electrolysis :)

>>203901151
based

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>>203901103

If Trump wins UK is going to have to accept pregnant american women as refuges and give them abortions that they can't get back home. One of them might fall in love with you

>>203901193
lol

>>203901193
was thinking about this earlier

My distaste for non-whites is growing by the day. Where will this lead? What is the end-game?

>>203901209
trump is just giving states the ability to make their own laws so they can just go to a blue state and get an abortion

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humiliation ritual

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If Emma Watson sat on an Israeli’s face and farted, would it count as gassing a Jew?

get the babies killed
get the inflation up
get the israel supported

>>203901239
I'm already there
I can't look at a non-white person without feeling physically disgusted

>>203901279
what the fuck are you watching?

>>203901129
his actual life is even more so

>>203901279
consider suicide

>>203900800
Horrible cunt

Stats for my obese sister
>26
>Morbidly obese
>Balding
>Shit pants regularly
>Sometimes misses toilet and shits on floor
>Out of breath walking upstairs
>Can't walk up hills alone
>Permanently damaged her ankle and won't lose weight
>In debt to Argos and her last job and has to repay them every month until debt is paid off
>Spends all her wages within 2-3 days of being paid
>Steals money off mumberg (pensioner)
>Works 3 days a week but often has to do half days because of her "health"
>Has a fat dosser bf who does everything for her
>Spends all day in bed
>Damaged the bath because she's so fat
>Eats a whole bag of 1 kg pasta for a meal
>Wears clothes that are too small so everyone has to see how fat she is
>Limps downstairs because she's too fat to walk down normally

>>203900808
>when my grandparents were born there were only 2 billion people on earth and about 1/3 of those people were Europeans (or at least people of majority European descent)
crazy to think about, really

t

>>203900491
Young Republicans

>>203901336
Not bad considering this is just your average Briton

>>203900882
was thinking about going to church when my life gets a bit less busy. I don't really believe in it, but I think I need a strict moral compasses and a more positive and accepting - less cynical - attitude that you only get from strong tea, fairy cakes, and a sermon from some fat 70 year old

>>203901336
based as fuck

>>203900800
small animals and birds everywhere thank you. fuck cats. vile things

>>203901336
do you think she should be euthanised?

>>203901336
blog on you boring incel freak

might become a police informant

Cats should be cherished
Dogs should be punted

Sorry, I'm still voting for Walt Disney !!

>>203901410
Yes, she is evil and beyond redemption. She has no moral compass and is driven by greed and gluttony.

>>203901418
what will you inform them about? how many wanks you've had today?

*wastes police time*

>>203901336
She's still you sister at the end of the day. You should be nice to her and help her.

Someone say Roblox?

Anyone got the Trump "get in faggot, we're making America great again" pic

>>203901451
about non-white activity in this sector
(and my wank activity if they're interested, with cocktail sausage pictures)

>>203901480
yh

>>203901279
You're more embarrassing than any of them

>>203901428
Dogs are better because they're more intelligent - I can vibe out with a dog, I feel like I can lower myself to its level that we can just run around the park together. With a cat I can't sink my intelligence that low. Plus they're antisocial little things anyway, definitely not worth hanging out with.

corr big cummies big corrspaff

Someone say Minecraft? Let me hear you say Minecraft *points mic at crowd* This next song goes out to George Floyd

Banned from the Roxy

>>203901485
no you don't. stop lying

scranning the 'bab

>>203901529
Doner?

Barred from 109 pubs

>>203901529
that yank obsessed with that /sp/ post will go mental when he sees this

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>>203901550
all of those 109 pubs are in the wrong

Last for Walt Disney

>>203901507
Cats are far more intelligent than dogs

>>203901473
That monster is no relation to me.

>>203901591
Then why won't they obey us?

why are sundays so depressing