tap edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pet rocks been doing calvin nd klein all ni ini haha alriiiiiiiii
got the taps on
>>203904352not seen a tap like that in a while
might grab a quick cum and hop in the shower
>>203904388you hear about that german fella that left all his taps on and the police busted down his door to turn them off
DID THE MEN KICK THE BALL?
business idea: pints
>>203904426yeah?
>>203904426Horrible people, Germans
love how Georgia has about 100000 pro-EU liberal-nationalist parties all having money thrown at them by the EU/USA/NATO and yet a majority still voted for neutrality lolCountries like Latvia and Georgia are heavily infested by anti-Soviet emigres who returned in the 1990s. Georgia's president is French, for example.
I’m starting to think that lots of severely mentally ill people use this website
gfstein enjoying the Jamaican holiday lads. Says she went out with friends last night
>>203904461mmhmm
poo
A lot
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201461522/#201463761Unfathomably grim. It's actually over if you contract genital herpes, fuck. I would kms tbqh.
Huh? What was that noise?
>>203904459what on earth makes you think that
>>203904457nothing to do with this thread you boring wanker
Wtf? I'd give him a 10.
>>203904497Don't know about you lot but im gagging to click this link personally
>>203904498>tyres screech as a make my getaway with all the biscuits
>>203904498must've been a wind... too much coffee i'm twitchy as hell!
commiemong lusting and salivating over sensitive young (under 16) men
>>203904530would you shag him?
toilfu called me a sausage today
>>203904457Canada's current Deputy PM was literally a key leader of the CIA backed anti soviet student movement in ukraine
>>203904552Yes.
>>203904555Bet he wants so suck on your sausage
>Canada's current Deputy PM was literally a key leader of the CIA backed anti soviet student movement in ukraine
>>203904555tell her that you wouldn't mind putting your toad in her hole
>>203904592in hindsight it actually would have been a perfect opportunity for some kind of dick jokekicking myself
>>203904530Spaintwat I thought you hate Seaside Mark? How come you like him when you're on your trip but other times you hate him and call him a smelly fat retard? weird
>>203904591Makes sense American glowies serving as American glowies
>>203904624I've never called seasideMARK horrible names like that. I love him. He's my hero and inspiration.
watched some videos of people walking around moscow. white as fuck. even the teenagers are white. load of bollocks what the anti-russia shills come up with
>>203904557And her grandfather was a fascist who emigrated to Canada in 1945
*enters /brit/*
Can't stand him.
Humans could be dead and gone, but our voices could carry through generations of parrots and other speaking birds teaching their children our sounds.
Might book a trip to Japan
>>203904693on your todd?
>>203904709...yh
timbs be tappin
>>203904693me? going to watch some Rick Stein shows and visit all the places he does and eat all the delicious scran he does
so fucking fat
>>203904517Just get a spidey sense for these things
my new wallpaper since it's autumn and dark now
>>203904693can i come too
>>203904745Alri slenderman
copping a new pair of black all stars for the winter
>Neville, Keane, Carragher and Wright travel showBased?
>>203904781name on katy
>>203904741Beer and battered sauage la. Chips. Crisps Pastries from GreggsThe lot
>>203904793first stop north korea
>>203904793too many people for that kind of show 2bh
>>203904754Yeah I'm a bit scared to go alone honestly
pubes could do with a shave
Intuition literally doesn’t exist. Just more pseudoscientific woo.
leftypol and rorke both agreeing the line must go up
>>203904781Like this? Can't see it being a good winter shoe. Thin canvas material
>>203904693if you're going on your own i'd recommend staying in hostels, its good for meeting people
Bread had todays date. Little spore of mould on the bottom of it. Ffs. JOKE!!!
>>203904838*shouts at you and adds more stress when you mess things up*
>>203904864how is it “psuedoscientific”?
>>203904882breads gone woke
>>203904873All sneakers are bad for the winter but it's better getting a sneaker full of soul if you are going to wear them.
>>203904864>he doesnt have a sixth sense NPC detected
>>203904793Taking the piss a bit now. Do your funny footy commentary show. Have your little podcast. Don't really think anybody gives enough of a shit to also watch them talking about how they like paella and going to the beach
>>203904880bit rapey
>>203904864It's probably just subconscious mental processing
rorke wanking to a bbc interracial porn compilation of african banana loaf bbcs shagging blonde women with 'waka waka (this time for africa)' as the compilation's song
>>203904913Nonsense. There is only logic. This is scientific fact.
niggers are black lol
>>203904793these 90s athletes have been milking it for decades now
>>203904922>subconscious mental processingpseudoscience nonsense
>>203904647Yes you do you mongThis is one of your posts https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/172530652/#172534394Can tell it is because you've made posts like that loads of times and they're repetitive
>>203904957
>>203904693recommend KyotoTokyo is worth a brief visit just to experience the sheer insanity of its scaleeat as much as you can wherever you can, never been anywhere else with consistently peng scran everywhere you went
whistle crew blow
One of my tonsils is sore
>>203904951>he worships science never gonna make it
dem yeezys be squeakin
>>203904957not really, brown if anything
>>203904926rorke is you and you did that
>>203904951tell that to any women and watch her dry up in a millisecond
>>203905009truth nuke
>>203904957190 wouldve loved this post
if a homeless person asks for a cig then i'll give them one - sometimes i give them my whole packi never give them cash though because i dont carry cash
>>203904951prove to me logic is real
literally no 1 wears yeezys anymore you virgins
>>203904974schizo moment
>rorke wanking to a bbc interracial porn compilation of african banana loaf bbcs shagging blonde women with 'waka waka (this time for africa)' as the compilation's song
get your fucking willy out for the ira
>>203904974mental health award
need a in her 30s gf (who has big chebs)
>>203904974based Spainlard historian
>>203905000your stepdad giving you a beating again?
>>203904974struggling to remember 2020. feel like it wasnt great
she cries out for a working class lad from barnstaple
>>203904793A wright travel show would be good only they've been dead 100 years
apparently yanks get quite belligerent and hateful when they find out we name things differently to themtheir faucet becomes are taptheir elevator becomes are lifttheir trunk becomes are bootthat sort of thingsets them into a frenzy so it does
>A millionaire's ten-year battle to save Britain's 'biggest man cave' is finally over - as pictures show it has been totally demolished.
>>203905098How’s the three years 4chan pass? Would you recommend it? Pretty good deal desu
Constant fucking fireworks, fuck off
>>203905024So because pure reason turns women off, it is incorrect? This is faulty reasoning.
>>203905123>aremaybe you should kill yourself
rorke pouring hot wax into his japseye
>>203905123yanks don't even think about you, idiot
estrogenized willys
>>203904914>Don't really think anybody gives enough of a shit to also watch them talking about how they like paella and going to the beachDeano and Smithster will eat up that shite
>>203905123Nice English. When did you land on the beach and become a fellow Brit?
>>203905127that poor arsehole
https://youtu.be/7k46Qshtipc
got one (1) thing planned over the next 7 days
>>203905198ktim
>>203905198they don't choose it, they have been sent away by katy
>>203904963You don't believe in a subconscious at all?
>>203905169yes?
>>203905149>>203905187are you new or are you thick, would genuinely like to know
>>203905207plan to go to work
how did common law develop if english regions all had their own different legal customshow did judges manage to standardise the law accross regions while applying local custom
>>203905241not even that
Lil Rorke covering his ears but that can’t stop the sounds of the squeaking yeezys, clapping cheeks and breathless panting interpreters with MLE accents wafting into his bedroom from his sister’s
>>203905148because you come off as a massive virgin
>>203905238>are lucy or are braddersabsolutely fine, any other context youre a drooling imbecile
>>203905238think you mean our you new
>>203905262and the loud bass thumping from the jamaican dancehall that's playing to try to mask dem luvmakin' sounds
just started howling because i remembered it is sunday and the toil freaks are back in the office first thing tomorrow morningscreaming
>>203905262>>203905296trump is going to win
>>203905262my sister's bf is 6'5 and White
>>203905232believe you'll be UNconcious if you ask me anything else pal
>>203905306and? the s curved ones still be slappin
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>203905281>absolutely fineNot even remotely. The "are bradders" nonsense needs to stop. It's "our bradders". It's always been "our". Some mong who didn't understand how northerners speak started saying "are" and everyone copied him.Sick to bleeding death of it
Took acid and watched The Wizard of Oz last night. Was an interesting experience.
called the teacher mum once, had my arm up and kept saying "miss miss miss" i just ended up saying "mum"
>logic only existsall humans go off from intuition 2 billion years of evolutionit's a very important toolvery few apply logic, 75% don't even know how or have a misrepresented idea of what logic is
>>203905306mmhmmmaint nuttin lil cronem can do
>>203905330he's going to deport them all back to africa
>>2039053165'9 yardie goon ripped up her hymen when she used to be fit LOL
>>203905351kek I did that as well
barely read threads anymore, just click pictures and piece together themes from there
>>203905377Another evening spamming your homosexual niggerotica is it?
>>203905403mousenonce and clogwog ruined /brit/
>>203905237wouldn't suck on it but I've give you a handy if you've got one
>>203905377kill yourself
my pronouns are she/themlet me she/them titties wahayyyyyyyy
>>203905403interesting
Reading that yank's post about having herpes has made me depressed
>>203905369where does that bottle come from
>>203905441my brain hurts
>>203905441
>>203905429wouldn't do much good how about a kiss and a cuddle
mr stinky banana
I;m not going to use the punctuation I^m expected to use any more'
can't wait for my friend group to completely collapse once they inevitably discuss politics
>>203905531my current favourite gimmick nothing even comes close
imagine winning at life
men only want one thing
>>203905547gonna drop the old gtk rwn?
>>203905531:)
110 years since my great great great grandad died fighting for his country
>>203905593true
>>203905613Germany?
>>203905593That's where you're wrong lad they come in pairs wahey
>>203905613mad that i can tell youre povvo scum just from the amount of generations.
my brain can't process clocks going back and forwards and how it does anything :3
Just ate some Costco chicken strips. Will have a wank in a bit. Can't complain too much, y'know?
i'm crazy like a foolwhat about daddy poo?daddydaddy poodaddydaddy poo
The Chessfu is streaming
I actually think trans grooming is basedweeds out the weak ones dunnit?
let me add to the string of bonkers post niggers wooooaoooUuhh hehe
>>203905666Nah he was just well old 70something and a Major
so very very fat
anyone got the bad where his arms are flapping out and he's absolutely losing it
There's this new dogshit industry plant band called "English Teacher" popping up in my Spotify radio all the time now
rip peep
>>203905778For me it was that month when they were endlessly shilling Wet Leg
tempted to go upstairsmight finish my glass of water first
>>203905778>>203905802Gave your English teacher a wet leg last night
>>203905833wow easy tiger
Imagine a world without the UK...Billions would not be brown and in Europe
Looking forward to having to unfollow a bunch of YouTubers and that in about ten days time
>>203905802they were shilling this hard outside of Spotify too, noticed it also appeared on the chase I think, obvious plant
noise if you want some bass
>>203905778see english teacher just makes me think of this really shitty british porn film that me and my mates at sixth form always laughed about just some bloke from manchester or something being filmed by his mate shagging a prostitute and at the start he's like "ooh I'm an english tutor me!!" really hard to find it these days, especially since the pornhub pogrom
>>203905377cope on you weird brown incel
the best youtubers are those autistic types with niche interests who just focus on the content and not weird narcissistic shite like that american guy who unclogs culverts or reviewbrah with his mcchicken sandwiches
>>203905848Genuinely had an English teacher that was Britain's first openly gay teacher so, um...
been glued to logic these last few days, swept up in a creative phase it seems
what's wrong with uk youth? whenever i come up with people from ireland or uk, when i tell them... i am not really a fan of specific people they just say that shit back and perform the nazi salute
>>203905899For me it's Pannenkoek making 3 hour explanations of SM64 glitches that somehow get millions of views
pale tings receiving vex batonnage before heading home x
>>203905905how many lessons till he bummed you
>>203905905Should have been executed
>>203905123Our truck is your LorryOur bathroom if your Loo
>>203905905how is your dad these days?
>>203905986he died in a car crash in 2018
>>203905961your stepdad smacking you round your brown spotty face every time he got home x
might sort my life out tomorrow, might not
>>203905952They're muslims
>>203905912Alri Avicii
>>203905994getting bummed at the wheel was he?
>>203905994god I wish that were me
>>203906000crystal clear projection LOL
>>203906001a clue partially gained
couldn't poogot a 'hoid from trying to poo'hoid now blocks my bumhole even more
>>203906033rattled aren't you LOL
>>203906004not really. all of them were bri'ish "people". i can differ between them
>>203905967Don't think he bummed any of us but we were all quite scared of him, he controlled the class well but taught us the wrong stuff and then went off on long-term sick, probably AIDS now I think about it
>>203906051poke it back up there
>>203906080no snip it off
>>203906001Probably won't
>>203906000spaki will be melting down for weeks from this one
Rolling up now (I unintentionally lied to you earlier)
>>203906071All muslims
>>203906079>probably AIDSHe could have gave you AIDS Your family should have saved you
hard to believe theyre all dead now
>>203906000
I actually am sorting my life out tomorrow so there
fresh start the marra
>>203906126Vax status?
>>203906160Not if I sort mine out first, diet, exercise, the lot
Holy Brit
um
>BREAKING NEWSLabour MP Mike Amesbury is SUSPENDED after sucker-punching constituent and beating him while he lay on the ground: Mail's shocking exclusive CCTV shows moment attack unfolded after politician claimed man 'threatened' himhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14008209/Labour-MP-Mike-Amesbury-SUSPENDED-sucker-punching-constituent-beating-lay-ground-Shocking-CCTV-shows-moment-attack-unfolded-MP-claimed-man-threatened-him.html
>>203906136>>203906138
>>203906136
>>203906126happy hour again
homosexuality is not consistent with human dignity or human flourishing
>>203906194Reform about to get their 6th seatYou love to see it
heard you can post the mice here
>>203906000just seen a little brown fella walking around Lumbridge with a limp and muttering something about "rorke... done me..."
Doesn't Adam have a black stepdad? Would certainly explain some of his behavior on here
>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post.ffs
>>203906160Sure you are x
>>203906240Bellowing
>>203906250>black stepdadAnglo-Saxon culture
>>203906250I don't think he's black I think he's sri lankan or something
>>203906238you can't post the mice
>>203906308spainmong is irish diaspora
don't really know how to sort my life out
>>203906194>Most compassionate Labour politician
Just had to pull out excel for some uni work that needed a table done of some data, 2 hours of trying to get LaTeX to workDidn’t want to use boomer idiom but excel literally just works, what a relief
>>203905905>>203906079how old are you nigga
>>203906238rats about, hiding
>>203906164
>>203906240screeching
>>203906347Both are my ancestors
>>203906376legends
Based. People should live like this
>>203906347Bede respected us and the king of Anglia brought in our cousins to educate his race
skyscrapers are like wizard towers but jews live in them
>>203906347>clothedthe bog people of this country tended to eschew clothing because it just got bog all over it
>>203906416me as lord, you as Gurth the swineherd
>>203906376bummed one of them in the popworld toilets in cheltenham
>>203906416remember this place from lord of the rings
>>203906376according to companies house their assets total 100kyoud think theyd make more, embarrassing themselves like this
>>203906362He was the first, doesn't mean there hadn't been others by the time he taught me. Old though
>>203906448>bog peopleThey were more advanced than your race ever has been
>>203906488did ye aye
>>203906506they've hidden it all away offshore
>>203906529yeah
>>203906416needs a central bank pronto
>>203906136gorgeous fanny
Might boot up the ol overwatch
Yet another day spent alone in my smelly bedroom
>>203906522I am a bog person though, bog is not an insult, I am proud of my bog lineage, do not besmirch the bog, we are bog-hardened, we are preserved in the bog, the bog provides
shiesty wearing cronem handing out a vicious blackening timmy heating up a frozen pizza
>>203906616Now say that in Gaelic
Getting angry at stuff I needn't be getting angry at.
>>203906506all dead now of course
>>203906657At least you recognise it. A clue gained. Be above it.
>>203906616Bro thinks he's bog bane
>>203906683can’t post that
>>203906657like what?
>>203906506Dividends/PAYE? The £100k is there to cover their expenditure and company taxes
I was born in the bog. Moulded by it. I didn't see running water until I was already a man.
How is Sarah Lou still so fit
>>203906683!!
>>203906657why
>>203906703Other people existing and not meeting my unrealistic expectations mainly.
>>203906703called batthem now
>>203906746mohawks? all dead no of course
>>203906649that went with the bogs round here
Watching Agenda Free TV
>>203906708dont knownot posting it here lest i be accused of doxxing but its easy enough to find on the googles if you search the name of their tiktok account
cafe in oxford called tiktok used to get brekkie there
>>203906764Everything ends
>>203906778wow, a free agenda?
>>203906675I'm a Bogdanoff
>>203906814UK default when
>>203906835get. him. booked.
>>203906683he has posted a mouse
>>203906902
>>203906911bit early
>>203906919>203906919>>203906919>>2039069
>>203906849>The IMF expects global growth to remain stable but underwhelming.
