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>>203910879more like pooa
ehehe
Day 2
I got new rules
>>203910911you on internet explorer or something lad? why so slow?
>>203910758>>203910771>>203910788
>>203910915YAKUB NOOOOO
>>203910915>Elton John stalks Louie Spenceespecially common in certain areas of certain parks
>>203910879Love are Duar
>>203910915
Gonna take a big p00 soon
>>203910894the architect on a mad one
>>203910945Kevin safe from rapelad
love my willy. feels good and makes aiming my wee easier
>>203910946you have the right toilet for that
>>203910945The Architect on a fucking madness
>>203910922you can tell whoever coloured this was told that the nazi armband was red and black but never bothered to check how
>>203910945GWAN PIERCE
>>203910945Done rapelad dirty
why is this being recommended to me
>>203910924seems like rorke has had the last laugh with one he made earlier
>>203910986
are you getting treatment for being british?
>>203910879Queen of BBC
>>203910997what were they thinking
6 more cannons brings the total death toll to 13 with less than 48 hours having passed.
>>203910966funny because it's 1942 yank propaganda
Smoking a blunt
>>203911007obviously photoshopped you duncehat
>>203911008>Yakub deadIt’s over for the white race
give rape a chance
well lads, would you?https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickgothgirls/comments/1gdjn9l/would_you_swallow_a_goth_girl_load/
Yet more accidents happen on the second night.
>>203911047>catberg and donnie gonedevastating turn of events
Can't believe rapelad's gone
>>203911045Is that a real cock? Why does it look so good and better than mine? The head on that thing is huge.
>>203911047what a jealous bitch ruby is
(((accidents)))
>>203911047fucks sake catberg you dumb bitch
>>203911045>r/bigdickgothgirlsyeah nah I'm good lad
>>203910879I look just like Dua Lipa
>>203911047need candice to sex fight ruby
got the sad playlist on
>>203911070circumcised
>>203911094
>>203910983uno farto @ 3:16
>>203911080pics? and proof of being female? and your phone number if i consider the evidence to be sufficient?
Having phimosis currently
more than 80% of the thread filteredgrim
Sucking a fag
>>203911115it's @ 3:17
>>203911135>Louie Spence killing Elton Johnwhen public dogging goes wrong
nether is an absolute dogshit biom
>>203911135louie is such a diva
>>203911131No need to attach a selfie m8
Architectbros...
>>203911155flower forest best
>>203911135>kills all those people>dies falling in a pitAAAAAAAAA
>>203911167Longseason
>>203911135The men who conspired to kill rapelad have met an early end
>Every country in the worldred = left wingblue = right wing>America and Koreaother way aroundwhy must they be the opposite on EVERYTHING they don't even have A1-A5 paper sizesor use whatsappthey're such FREAKS
Thinking of taking a trip to the falkland islands with the gf, thoughts?
>>203911182
>>203911119Sorry I meant I look just like a male version of Dua Lipa
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90iZAY6RAhE
>>203911045Nuts
Finally showered. What a day. Might do a vocaroo update later.
>>203911193if i were your girlfriend i'd commit suicide 2bh
Another eventful Feast leaves the arena a little more empty going into the afternoon of day three.
>>203911193there's a lot of penguins knocking about down there
>>203911223
>>203910879the only decent thing to ever come out of albania
>>203911223No one wants to hear your repulsive voice
dancehall be thumping
>>203911232>racemixer working with the jew
>>203911135PIERCE NO
>>203911232read that as Louie Spence sucks Liam Payne off aha
>>203911232Can't make this shit up can you.
>>203911232>Kev tears his quad chasing Candace KWAB
Utterly insane that there's gay blokes out there who want to get HIV as some kind of bizarre fetish
>>203910915>Elton John stalks Louie Spencewell that was predictable
>>203911263
>>203911232candace about to experience rainy autumn of '24
*receives a sandwich from an unknown sponsor*
>>203911296catberg... why...
>>203911307*grins broadly as I watch you prepare to take a bite*
anime
Casino Royale came out 18 years ago...
>>203911331why would you lie?
>>203911296Come on Catberg you can do it :3
>>203911331I like the one with sellers better
kidney stone rolling around in my bladder, making me feel like i constantly have to piss
>>203911342But I'm not
The final seven and only the 3rd night of the Halloween games.
need a sassy black woman to tell an orc even his momma think he ugly in the new lotr remake
>>203911331I saw that in the pictures
Feeling quite tired and fatigued now.
I'm developing calluses on my hands from lifting weights Just as my skin breaks and hardens, so too will my muscles
>>203911356poor ruby and candacewish I could protect them
Thank God Canadadians are retards who live in leaf houses
>>203911384soap removes calluses NEVER wash your hands again
covid really fell off
haha finland is here, i love finland
>>203911352it came out 57 years ago
>>203911369Currently reading?
7 become 5 on Day 4.
>>203911432KWAB
>>203911356>Kevin Nash is out of the game
Might run full speed into a wall and burst through into the lady's locker room at horny summer school
>>203911412Finnish stone age house. We can't find the door but its made of stone.
>>203911471Haha
>>203911471screaming
>>203911432Candace taking out both of Heathermongs picks - she's truly /ourgal/
>>203911432ALLEZ CANDACE
absolutely despise finland and finns
>>203911432hope louie spence wins
>>203911331Halo 2 came out 20 years ago
I miss Finlad...
3 wanks done today
The 10 year anniversary remaster of Halo 2 is now itself 10 years old
Not sure how cunts can wank more than once after becoming an adult
>>203911544You're 10 years old
>>203911544Lol @ that pic
Ruby, Jewish Doctor and Nash fall short on the 4th day.Candace leads so far with 4 kills. District 8 are the only district to make it unscathed, so far.
>>203910963Yes. It's done. Mission complete.
>>203911544Me when I'm doing a pikapoo haha
>>203911525don't we all
mad how nick cave is a famous singer and he's fucking shit at singing. I'm probably a better singer than him and I don't even sing.
>>203911432she did it bros
My father, who's in the Marines, was actually born the day Halo 1 came out
saw a menu here with wanko something on it
Why is it that Aussies liked Finlad but the other flags didn't
CANDICEKILL THE BELGIUMKEKSPAMMER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>203911553>>203911560>>203911568I enjoyed all three of these (You)s, I'm glad I made that post
>>203911585No he wasn't, be quiet
The final four prepare for what could be the final day.
>>203911591his gimmick got stale after a few posts de lod
>>203911591mysteries of life
>>203911585You're telling porky pies
>>203911591both a pack of handicaps
>>203911623>4 kills>night 4>4 left>4chanzomg candace is gonna win!
feel like pure shit, just want her back
>>203911653rubbish
>>203911633Being nice is a gimmick that never gets old :)
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
if it's hip, it's here
>>203911668She didn't actually kill herself did she?
>>203911671very good post and well said
is commiemong right about half the nato generals being former nazis. saw someone saying that
>>203911668built for small british willy
>>203911684the real redpill is that she probably never posted here and that it was a spurned boyfriend uploading (presumably without her knowledge) her nudes
da bears are cooming back
>>203911623sorry lad I am still watching with interest but the architect going really did a number on my enthusiasm
>>203911698Liam was a great man and probably the bravest.
>>203911698Not like this... Not like this...
>>203911704>he wasn't in the discord with hercringe
>>203911698Belgian being a total villain as per. Rip are Liam.
>>203911698Another spainnonce gimmick ruins it for everyone
>>203911698come on louie save us
>>203911698he should do this in real life too
>>203911726Obsessed? Lol
>>203911698they have this up on the big screen in the gherkin
RIP Liam Payne
a lot of dead anons in this fred what happened, why to brits>>203906902
>>203911591Are there two finlands or are you thinking of triple F (fat fuck finlad) who lives in a supportive care home and accidentally doxxed his fat retard shaped body?
>>203911723>the /brit/ discordhave been here for years and I simply refuse to join it. all I've heard is that it's basically just a breeding ground for all the dogshit gimmicks that get spammed here.
>>203911595Yep :)
>>203911771He's talking about that one yeah
>>203911653True
>>203911800YAAAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAYYYYYYYYYYY
>>203911800KILL THAT FUCKING FAGGOT CANDACE
>>203911800YES CANDACE
>>203911800canadace saving /brit/, again
>>203911800yaaas qweeen slaaaay
>>203911800two benders dead
>>203911800QUEEN
>>203911823Grim feet
>>203911784it was deleted recentlyt. knower
>>203911800utter bollocksrigged
checkem
>>203911800timmy bros…we won!
>>203911331good film that
>>203911839look fine
>>203911839I only care about feet so yeah wtfThe rest of the woman is just life support for them
>>203911839elbows too pointy?
Mexican women owe me sex
wanking to chun-li sfm porn
>>203911823huh never saw this one
>>203911855can’t tell if youre a libtard or a chud
>>203911874No but you owe them a green card
Last month a one half of a district sacrificed themself so the other could win.This time around, we see a district torn apart, district 8.Congratulations to Candace!
>>203911855New York is our spiritual capital outside Vegas. Vegas is Trump country, this is the final stake in the heart of neoliberal uhhh what's that called. What's it called?
>>203911855who'd he insult this time
might go to bed ladsthoughts?
>>203911797It's like you can see the outline of the stomach if you focus, apart from his arms and square head of courseAlways imagined finland looked vaguely like this.
/brit/ and ugly french women, my favourite
Haven't seem Belgium in a while.
>>203911907Based Hulkster putting him over
>>203911874
>>203911920Haven't seen him in years because I have him filtered
>>203911929notice he didn't actually let him put his hand all the way down though
Candace comes first in kills and wins. Belgium comes second having fallen to Candace after Louie's escape attempt.
we should put trannies and wogs in zoos
>>203911912"Bed" I bet you're sneaking off for a cheeky wank
>>203911912sounds like a good idea, i'm going to bed myself
>>203911958poor showing from bradders
>>203911882to the best of my knowledge it was the first one she posted
>>203911958terrible fall off for are bradders this monthhoping for a comeback before the year ends
business idea: dog food that smells of dogs arses
>>203911920Section Gherkin is safe The Cronem have been deactivated, all Katies are to resume their regular business
>>203911855he doesnt have to worry about optics or swing states anymore..Trump is the jews choice and its israels hour of need. Trump could burn an american flag on live TV and still win this election.
Do girls with small boobs end up with weakboned kids or something?
katy snuggling up to cronem goon with the choppa under his pillow
>>203912012Candace killed you. KWAB
>>203912012alri jennifer egan
When I was a teenager I used to wank to loads of Shadman stuff
Officially the shortest hunger games /brit/ has ever had.Every games since April have been shorter and more violent than the last.
>>203911901one of joe rogans unfunny friends seems to be trying to torpedo trump
redpill me on welwyn garden city pls
>>203912050foy
>>203910920900 seconds.
Nash, Candace and The Architect bag the lion's share of kills.No tribute inside the top 5 lack blood on their hands.
>>203912079faster to make a proton
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729888983836509.webm
you can’t make a proton that’s what god is for
>>203912072or any other towns on the a1
>>203911958>Bazza>Bradley>Keir>Rorke>bogman>terry>ToneIt's over for whitey boy
>>203912114trump did a stinky
can't create energycan't destroy energyneed you more proof of a god
>>203912114it's sexier if you just link the post like this:>>>/gif/28078222
>>203912114that's poopy isn't it
what’s the difference between forrest gump and trump? forrest gump was a decent human being and not a rapist from russia
>>203912170i've been 4channing since 2006 you shut your fucking mouth
>>203912005i hope so
bobby mcferrin - the greatest philosopher of all time
>>203912256Don't like that he's not Michael Winslow, that's always really bothered me
according to snap maps ive explored 39% of welwyn garden city so yh... tell me to FOY
>>203912256He wasn't a happy man however
Lowest placed tributes with 3+ killsCommiemong - 3 kills - 15th placesir kid starver - 4 kills - 12th place.The Architect - 4 kills - 8th place
devious https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729986021694952.webm
hate myself and want to die
would you rather walk around with a big smelly poo in your trousers or sleep with a big smelly poo under your pillow
Just realised my mum's a MILF
rate myself and want to fly
>>203912324kekeroonitim
>>203912322cease this foolery and link directly so I can peruse the source material ye wank
>>203912324Welcome back lil peep
>>203912353Ive known this for a while
>>203912295noooo
rape really isnt funny when u think about it
>>203912324:/
>>203912322SHE'S HURT
>>203912353same but my grandma. corrrr just thinking about her is giving me a stiffy
Do brits use a pan or microwave for scrambled eggs?
>>203912377agreed, only really funny when you do it
>>203912398Microwave
>>203912390one less woman in the world
phwoarcan we stop splitting the threadingtonberg?corrr
>>203912405grim cunt
>>203912398A panI have heard of people using microwaves but I consider them retards
having an hetro-sexual wank
>>203912409delta force preparing to go to ukraine
>>203912390always used to question the chinese policy of not helping people until i realized that they're bugs
corrspaff?
get the thread splitget the eggs microwavedget the disabled raped
listened to my favourite bands and albums too many times and now I hate them
>>>/gif/28070476>>>/gif/28075667ok he was linking the china thread.. quite a lot going on on gif right now
>>203912453find some new ones
>>203912428you touching a dick and rubbing it so you gay
>>203912453You ever listened to, God what's that guy called. Like a pseudonym. You know who I mean?
>>203912398microwavefuck using a pan lol. takes about 5 times as long.just put eggs into plastic bowl. spray oil to stop sticking and low calorie content. whip em a bit then like 40 seconds per egg in microwavebish bash bosh donecan add like pepper and like extra sauces in too if wantpropa goodpropa easynot wasting fucking time using a pan that hafta wash up anyway
I unironically use the microwave to cook eggs, way faster Yes it is grim I don't care
>>203912481>plastic>microwaving plastic>microwaving oil and plasticwould say kys but you're doing that already
>>203912453Just wait until my incel EP is finished that I'm making with Ableton
If you haven't already, you should read The Dunciad. Brilliant 18th century take on societal decline
>>203912485genuinely find it so cringe how yanks openly wear sandals and thongs and shitjust rank
Might move to Malaysia and teach English to school girls
>>203912512bizarre post
>>203912512that's in israel
>>203912497uhh lol wtf you on about. done it billion times its fine>>203912510me?confederacy of nonces
>>203912497holy shit he's microwaving plastic for not even a minute... the microplastics are gunna turn him gay dude
>>203912520:|
>>203912481Fucktard
>>203912520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOj0JIMYl5kinteresting story behind this video
That's literally nothing wrong with terrorists except the terroristy part which I find a bit rude
>>203912532uhh basically same fing. propa wankers
women are repulsed by me
some seed oil fried transfats for dinner followed by corn syrup
I don't consider eggs on their own a meal nor a snack so I'd just have to take them out of the bowl anyway to eat them with somethin like toast, may as well use a pan to make them actually nice
>>203912520you might come for the girls but you'll stick around for the femboys
>>203912600get them boiled
>>203912578corr sounds propa gucci-arsed dissreminds me i hafta commence the impending R&R for about 90 before embarking on the other fing
can we do something about >203912573? He's scaring away all the chicks.
>>203912675Hate this cunt
Patterns are emerging.
>>203912675rorke never fully recovered from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYaHGDJGgGI
recycle gromit mug
what’s the most chud country
>>203912747balkans
righto lads im back what have I missed
A diverse cast of champions so far.
missed a hunger games I see
>>203912675screaminglooked up the video and the fucking fish is voiced by Jo Brandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoBY9TpZuY
australia wouldn't be australia without beef sausages
you'll get your bloody new when you start posting
I'm not posting
no newdo not post a new
so.. the last /brit/
I'm on strike there will be no new
this is the end, my beautiful friend
the last post on /brit/ is mine
I think not
