/cum/ - Golden Pheasant edition. prev: >>203896159
first for explosive diarrhea
>>203911111
First for coaxial rotorcraft made by humans
fuck, I hate my life
i hate my wife
Seventh for Ikea BILLY bookshelves.
watchin destinydamn this nigga might be the smartest pundit in US media
>>203911237She told me she's not fond of you either
>>203911118cant stand it. i had a shit so bad it changed my life. im not kidding. i changed my diet, i added a bar soap and washclothe in the guest bath i shit in. there's a thing of imodium in there. i altered my entire existence around my aversion to shitting on the back of my own ballsack.
>>203911277this was really funny when you posted it a few days ago too
soulja boy tellem
>>203911109bros...i want to be a new yorker so bad
>>203911289zamn
>>203911308I have a hard time understanding how people can be taken seriously when they talk like that. Like, it sounds like a joke to me.
right wingers are so shocked when euthanizing and aborting white people turns out to be dysgenic
i wish the milk man would deliver more milk
>>203911109I love birds, I spend $180 a month to feed them.
>>203911390its called urban poetry, chud. try to read a book sometime.
im cringe i should kms
>>203911390fy tb nigga u aint fw the street sht like that? ofn all my niggas tlk da same way, desu u mght js be 2 dum to get it yk?
>>203911467ask for a double? it's only 50 more cents.
>>203911511Now do a little dance
>>203911559*hits the dougie*
https://youtu.be/akzfVD2APx8?si=fvdWEkDn8Fb2UZoF
>why yes my surname IS DiStefano, what gave it away?!
>>203911709looks mexican
Stop trying to bait me
Am I wrong cause I wanna get it on til I die?
>>203911709that is one dirty shirt
Drinking covfefe from A&W...surprisingly good for fast food brew.
>>203911749I love you
don't want yer ol man crampin yer style eh yungblud?
Stomach hurts again
>>203911778I’m drinking black coffee and staring at the wall
>>203911778i like their breakfast sandwiches, unfortunately i don't like spending $8 on a sandwich before the sun is up
>>203911778surprised aandw shops still exist
>>203911865pipistrello
Need to stick my dick in a smooth boy butt
>>203911894good god, just kill yourself
DiMexicano is annoying
>>203911928Not when there's so many smooth bois out there to ravage
What lovely birds
Betty is real swell, might take her to the ice cream parlor Saturday night
>>203911962exit full screen you lunatic
UPDATE: ACK = ace-sulfame potassium so we are one step closer to OCK (a salt), on methamphetamiens
>>203911968Im going to the Sadie Hawkins dance with Jolene
git along lil doggie
>>203911928awful thing to say.
tfw no dogge gf TFW N ODOGGE GD
>>203912013
>>203909005They probably just had those thoughts to begin with. I had the same concern when my doctor prescribed me antidepressants, but she said it's unlikely, and that they'll call about that stuff to monitor. But from some random video or article online it said antidepressants don't really do that much anyways and implied they were more of a fad in the 80s and 90s, but even people say chinese placebo medicine works so idrgafyolo
The new Penguin show is fucking amazing
i just ate 200g of peanut butter and then a jar of jam
>>203912031
I often drift while I driveHavin fatal thoughts of suicideBang and get it over withAnd then I'm worry-free, but that's bullshitI got a little boy to look afterAnd if I died then my child would be a bastard
>>203912062a jar? how small?
vroom vroom
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>203912092300 grams
>>203912007just had a flashback of this yellow nigga saying that
tfw no dog bf or gf
>>203912115oh, yeah...
dogge* bf or gf not an actual dog
dogeggefe
>>203912263Jason
>>203912263What a great Elefun costume! Do you have any nut allergies?
I’m a person just like you
>>203912329orly? *starts dry humping u*
>>203912340*finishes prematurely*
>>203912370*keeps dry humping u*
>>203912062nigga thats nuts
thats nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>203912379*dies*
>>203912406[no u dont]
what the fuck
you're AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg79n_ndR68
>>203912130deep cut, and great showi fucked with the 10 Ton Tunic
odd-shaped freak!
>>203912314no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBt60dfwEBY
anyone want to play no more room in hell
>>203912592can i play with your pp instead?
>>203912608only if you have a vagina
>>203912551*drops a king-size snickers, baby ruth, and reeses in your pail*Happy Halloween!
>>203912627i am a male
>>203912522Why don't you come back to /Brit/ Mousey, we all miss you and love you.
>>203912650that is a problem
>>203912671Sometimes I drink so much I throw up stomach bile randomly
>>203912671Post tits you larping manoid
>>203912674only if you make it one
>responding to tripfags>responding to non-/cum/ tripfags>not just filtering trips on sightretards, the lot of you
how would I go on to ask a black girl to roleplay a slave and a master with me?
>>203912522Mousey... Doing research on youtube !!! >_<
>>203912608why are you like this?
>>203912699I might have forced anonymous on idk
Billie Eilish could've been the perfect Gen Z version of Elvira.
>>203912729>wanting to indirectly see tripfag postswhy would you ever want thishaving a trip guarantees that the poster is mentally inept, starved for attention, and has nothing of value to offer anyone
>>203912738Billie Eilish is fat and ugly also her music is terrible and she dresses like an urkelkin
You got a dog bros? I want a dog bros. Some kind of shepherd to cuddle.
feel bored
>>203912704Try Fetlife.
>>203912683why are these weirdos in their underwears
>>203912738Are you the same kid that claimed Korn and Deftones are goth?
wish I was less ugly desu
Days until liberation day: 85
>>203912732This was the default whenever I went out to eat with my family as a kid. We would all hold hands in prayer too. Not at fast food restaurants though.
3 different old ladies commented how young i look when i went to vote i wish i looked my age
>>203912789play an arcade game! they don't cost quarters anymore, and you'll get too mad to be bored. haha
>>203912789we could play a game
>>203912871ai reply>>203912876what game
I wanna go fast
>>203912896how about dont starve
>>203912932dont have it
>>203912863How old are you, buddy? I also look very young for my age when I am fully shaved.
>>203912878My neighbor had the original one of these signs but they put electrical tape over "no human being is illegal" which I always thought was funny
>>203912964if you're gonna make this difficult then we can just not play anything
>>20391296824
>>203912896beep-boop-bop.robot voice: total carnage? or 1943? do these not appeal to the human?*whirs*
people are bullying me for being a light skinned Chicanx tranny. We exist too you know.
>>203912973
What if you could vote in a way that if enough people spoil their ballots then nobody wins the election and every party would need to nominate new candidates. How many Presidents would have actually gotten elected since WW2?
I just support whichever candidate doesn't support Israel.
>>203912989If you still look young in your 30s then you will probably like it.
How do you avoid showing your power level in 200 word essays
>>203913016this nigga poor af
gonna listen to the morbius "have sex" song
>>203913036>avoid showing your power level in 200 word essaysI don'tt. turned in 1100 words for a 400 word essay
>>20391303130 next year and still look 19. Not fond
>>203913067I mean how do i write a lot of words without bring racist, sexist otherist?
>>203913003What the fuck? What the fuck did you just fucking say to me?
>>203913112idk try developing a personality
>>203913110You still have a chance with zoomer girls.
I'm surprised welding isn't like the default american proffession or hobby. I'm sure most people have a generator, but you can buy a welding generator and it'll run anything. If every other house had one of these we'd be the most prepared for war country in the world because we could start manufacturing equipment as fast as we could build factories and buy materials and have plenty of semi-skilled people to make it.
>>203913142yeah g-girls haha..I love boobs...
>>203913159>Train for years in shitty environments breathing toxic fumes and breaking your back to maybe make 100k a year if you're away from home half the year (minus the costs of your truck, your shitty per diem not covering the costs of food)Or>Spend 2 weeks at a coding bootcamp to get a 150k wfh job
>>203913191oh no another troonski?
>>203913124Nothing..
>>203911298commie bitch
>>203913254that's right, bitch
wanna see a pretty cool trailer for a movie that never came out?https://youtu.be/j1p0_R8ZLB0?si=-lHxlDOUEfrNIjEd
>>203913217>What are respirators?I work with tradeniggers a lot and their lack of self-preservation is astounding. My favourite bit is when the oldfags sneer at you like you're some kind of pussy for not wanting to breathe on asbestos or touch AIDS with your bare hands.
*wipes something on your back*
>>203913254That's right. Know your place you whore.
>trades full of chuds>offices full of libtardsWhat is the profession of choice for radcen gents?
>>203913031if i still look like a baby faced manlet in my 30s i dont think i will
>>203913227fag-leaning bi king
>>203913358Being their boss.
>>203913358drug dealer
i need to start a business, but how
>>203913286>>203913328
>>203913394What kind of business?
>>203913407the kind that will make me a lot of money
>>203913416>>203913378
>>203913400Post thighs and/or feet(in socks) this fucking instant or I will go find a homeless man and beat him to death tonight.
>>203913424yea bro that shit does not make a lot of money
>>203913433ever watch a little show called breaking bad
i like masturbating more as a concept than literally, whenever i open any porn site i'm disappointed
>>203913042i have plenty of other games
>>203913019Since you fags didn't answer I asked Reddit and it devolved into bullshit about why it's "technically not possible." wtf is with reddit man - just answer the hypothetical question I don't care about your gay intricacies
>>203913459This nigga too intellectual to jerk off
>>203913217It really doesn't take much skill to weld. Like welding fences in a shop isn't stringent about quality compared to pipe welding, and it's still as shitty as working in the service industry -- which is what most people do for jobs, and it's not really even providing much for value.
>>203913474>I don't care about your gay intricaciesI've noticed this on reddit, a question with a direct answer will get paragraphs of shit that do everything BUT answer
saw a phone number written on the wall of a park bathroom tempted to call it
>>203913578Great way to get murked bro.
>>203913578do it faggot get the aids
>>203913578you'll get a sexual disease, don't.
>>203913578https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottaging
>>203908123I still get sunlight before work. Besides it isnt a real night shift. Its like 3pm to around 12am. I worked actual night shifts before, at a gas station i did 11pm to 7:30am and as a security guard i did 7pm to 7am. Both were chill asf, i definitely prefer these type of hours. Never bothered me beforePlus all the other people working this shift are an entirely different type than the ones doing the morning shifts. Way more laid back, chill, relaxed, to themselves etc. By contrast mornings it was extremely crowded and the vast majority were this particular type of high energy, high strung, aggresive, hyper social, noisy, and just generally very stressful people to be around. Man this shit is soooo cash. Never going back to working mornings again if i have any say in it.
I've often had day shifts where I see the sun less than I did on night shifts
>>203913425
Thinking of chucking a cheeky 1k on Jamala.
>>203913781show butt pls
I’m about to have a nervous breakdown
>>203913793I do not wish to get banned but I'll probably take more pics on Halloween
>>203913820surely a pantied butt pic isn't enough to get you banned :3
>>203913807really?
>>203913807Same but also about to vomit
>>203912711like what?
>>203913807I'm eating taco bell and watching wrestling
>>203913807I'm about to poop
Tripped at work today, stood up fist raised chanting FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Tripped some retard at work today he stood up and yelled some weird shit
>>203913839just leave me alone
>>203913901ok
ohio niggas be like "oop sorry"
>>203913940Midwest niggas are just God's unwanted Canadians.
made more peanut butter cookies. better recipe than the last batch
Ohio isn't that bad actually
i look like this
THE CROTCH WAR RAGES ON
To enter the top 5% of earners in the UK requires you to make approx £82,000 a year. In the US, to enter the top 5% requires you to earn $500,000 annually.
i hate nicotine
pumpukin spiceuh
>>203914053why u sum sorta feggit er wat nigga
>>203913781Fuck yes. Well done. We do love an obedient whore in this household. Now scamper off back to whatever it is you were doing before satisfying me.
>>203913781i wish i had legs like that
>>203914067are you from buffalo
I sometimes wonder what my life would be like if I did get my then-girlfriend pregnant seven years ago, instead of it being just a late period.
>>203914079why don't you, legs are legs
>>203914070Only if you are white also I am going to eat and probably watch TV or something >>203914079exercise helps but it also helps that I'm not too particularly tall but not too short either so far distribution works pretty well
When was the last time /cum/ was good? This is another just dogshit thread.
>>203914130I'm white as fuck boooooiiiiiiiEnjoy your shows.
>>203914150when you took a break
non ducor, duco
2 to 3 pages shouldn't be too difficult to write, right? In one afternoon? I know some of yall can do 10 pages in one day which is insanity to me.
>>203914185Alright enough, I only asked for one.
I feel like my teeth have moved around so much without a retainer
>>203913791If you want to bet on Jamala winning you should pick a different bookie. You could get way better odds at Polymarket (over 2.8).
Jai Hind
>>2039142180) not a tranny1) not gay
this is a femboy only general
ya'll fags should take your fagposting to a fag board
I CAN SMELL YOUR SICKNESS I CAN CURE YOUR DISEASE
>>203914275Hard to believe with thighs like those.
all fags should be required to visit /trash/ and masturbate before entering /cum/
I'm stinkier than a stinky
>>203914420It's called being active? fat canadian
futa cock
>>203914492you're a faggot
>>203914053I love itt. snussin rn
>>203914524How does it make you feel
>>203914544enhanced
>>203914185Zando?
Emma Stone is ugly and untalented
>>203914628incorrect
I waited 15 minutes to post this, happens in your country?
>>203914628I'd still hit.
>>203914638>i'm thuch a nerd i love thar warths huhuhuhuhShe needs to get punched in the face
>>203914582who?
>>203914668Yeah i wrote a song about it the other day it pissed me off so much
whenever I’m awake I feel like I’m doing something wrong
>>203914672>i love thar warths huhuhuhuhare you okay?
a fart is literally a poop ghost, when u flush ur poop thats a burial and farts r just released into the world to haunt
>>203914686That's how she talks. She has a lisp
>>203914694post your voice
i'm so tired of these lackadaisical glassy eyed amoeba brained retards absolutely everywhere i go. billions MUST die
>>203914628>>203914672She's just post-wall
What is generally worse between diarrhea and constipation
>>203914724the latter
>>203914724your posts
>>203914724having neither and taking a regular shit. i don't want anything going right in my life.
>>203914724How common is it to have both (only shitting once a week and it just being liquid)
i still think that drawing penises is the funniest shit
>>203914778That happens whenever i eat dominos LOL
>>203914582Zando was thicker like the other tranny
>seven swing states>he's leading in five of themburgerbros... don't give me hope
neck hurts from playing vidya all day
>>203914840the blue wall will hold
> tfw no cocoa butter brown sugar ebony nubian GODDESS to worshipwhy live
what does it mean when a girl invites you (another girl (male)) to a museum?also wtf is up with the email verification, that shit will for sure kill this website
>>203914985>cocoa butter brown sugar ebony nubian those are like 3 different kinds of black
just feel like dropping a nigger sneed in the gen'
i NEED a girlfriend NOW or i WILL go insane
>>203915008how about this> tfw no milk chocolate caramel cream black African QUEEN to worship
>>203915055>milk chocolate>caramel cream>blackare you doing it on purpose?
>chicana tranny and mexican tranny in the same thread All we need is the Brazilian tranny
>>203915063i just love my melanated ladies of all shades
>>203915090yeah but they can't be all shades at oncepick one and commit motherfucker
qrd on chicana tranny
>>203915102another failed male that's want to switch teams so he has an excuse for failing
>>203915001depends on the museum. if she wants another girl (male) with her, maybe she wanted to go but is nervous about going alone.
I come from the future
>>203915102People bully me for being lightly skinned and think I'm larping but I'm not. I live in Boston, I'm not zando.
>>203915156I come from the present and do not give a shit
>>203915161Just shut up and post butt (in undies) pls
>>203915001Museums are dope
she got a honky tonk badonkadonk
Need to wake up in less than 3 hours and can't go back to sleep
>>203915161are u on hrt?>>203915211yeah this girl is cool, i like herhope she is okay with paying for everything tho hormones are veey expensive
she got that huge ass hole
FUCK ME
>>203915232Yes I already had ffs I'm just voice training now I sometimes post vocaroos.
>>203915232Ale do you get your mones legit or from the internet? I want to get testosterone gel but can't find it on roid sites
>>203915255oooh a chicana privilegiada, thats very rareoh youre lightly skinned, u a whitexican, damn>>203915264legit, hormones here are otc so i dont need to do thatif you live close to the border just buy them here
ahh yes tranny gender dialogue in /cum/ on /int/ when /lgbt/ existslove trannies and how they have a constant need to announce themselves
>>203915290STOP CALLING ME THAT!people think I'm larping about being chicana :(
>>203915298I'm a dude. I want the test gel to experiment with penis enlargment
>>203911109
i have a sandalwood scented oil wick which is making my room smell very fancy
>>203915298You lost the culture war bud
>>203915298bitch trannies have always been part of /cum/ cultureif u dont like it gtfo>>203915305do u even speak spanish pochita?
>>203915309turdus migratorius
>>203915308what? topical testosterone has terrible absorption, why>>203915317and you'll lose the war on life>>203915320no they haven't you genetic failure, you just do as insects do and infest a space and claim it as your own
>>203911109Cool bird
all these losers focusing on their dicks and trannies instead of learning about important stuff like birds, identifying birds, learning bird culture.
>>203915333There were studies of guys in puberty and hypogonadal adults that got gains via topical gels. People say it doesn't work in normal adult males, but i want to try it with hanging and pumping exercises to stimulate growth and see if it has any effect.
Got new shoes.
>>203915320por supuesto que sísoy chicana de primera generación
would you still date a girl if she had a huge gigantic gaping anus of epic proportions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rkeLUsOlS0
>>203915367No.
>>203915363>guys in puberty and hypergonadal adultsI guess it would depend on the age for puberty but that seems to imply starting with low testosterone to begin withI would presume the gel just increased their testosterone (probably not even to normal levels due to the awful absorption) and being closer to baseline is what improved things
gonna train the group of crows that I regularly feed to pluck the eyes out of his mexican he-she FREAK and deliver them to me then I'll reward them with peanuts and eggs.
>>203915365de dónde eres?>inb4 del norte
im back
>>203915403I figured it would be worth a try and wouldn't damage my endogenous hormone production if it was cycled with much more time off that on.
>America treats their livestock like shit>e. coli outbreaks kill a bunch of people Hmmm it's almost as if treating animals like shit can make humans sick or smth?
>>203915418del Norte xD
>>203915441This outbreak came from onions.Perhaps do some quick research before broadcasting such a strong opinion?
i cant think of a new edition
>>203915442ves morra súper whitexicany qué haces allá?>inb4 estudiando
>>203915430>wouldn't damage my endogenous hormone productionit will absolutely affect it regardlessif you're going to experiment with testosterone at all it's going to impact production, I wouldn't even bother risking it with topical desueven if it does give some kind of dick gains it's not going to be enough test to increase muscle mass so at that point you're fucking with your hormones for basically nothing
>>203915457make it tranny related to piss off that guy
>>203915454What I said is still true. And those veggies get contaminated with E. coli because they're downriver of, or neighbouring, cattle farms.
>>203915478>>203915478>>203915478new>>203915468deal
https://youtu.be/22v_AQT5AI8?si=qm4CElHcXkUzfa_E
>>203915463Muscle mass has nothing to do with itIf i wanted to pin i could and know that would make my dick bigger. It's for science
>>203915459>el Norte es whitecringetrabajando como cualquiera
>>203915509whatever I guess, your life