The Dunciad edition
hello?
lucy let her looseby
so here we are, the first /brit/
>>203913141/brit/ the new warriors as it were
i like tits*every boomer male in the vicinity bursts out laughing*
>>203913141looking forward to some wacky gimmicks and enjoyable discussion on pubs, beer and pub-related activities
>>203913158it's a bad type of laugh though
do women really "puff up"
Saw that donnie fart's doing a rally speech atm which I've never really seen raw footage of, so I tuned in to watch it and he doesn't talk in sentences at all.
>>203913171Hmm?
might wank to margaret qualley dancing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At8v_Yc044YKino SI
>>203913182he’s organge and his brain is shit
>>203913186are you making fun of me?!
>>203913182Dunno what you're on about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At8v_Yc044Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At8v_Yc044Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At8v_Yc044YNEW
>>203913195remember when he used to make videos for children where he made a "rape face"
*attempts to enter /brilp/*
>>203913201Clearly seems that way. And on the other side you have robots who will say anything.
>>203913216that’s a part of his culture
>>203913216Yeah back when he was based
>>203913224animating this must have been really frustrating
think I might make my life worse tomorrow, properly fuck it up for good
>>203913235He wasnt based he was just a retarded teen like all good youtubers who dont give a shit
>>203913257>dont give a shitYeah that's based
how does chinese work not even written in letters
KSI went to a private school in Hertfordshire and his parents are Nigerian doctorsTries to act like he's a roadman or something nowLots of blackies like this in the souf - many such cases!
foreskin peels back like a banana
>>203913216he was a child at the time
Bayes theorem (pr. based theorem)
Debit card flew away when I turned around on the bed. Can't figure out where the bastard went.
>>203913302*swipes it between your bum cheeks*declined
>>203913302flew back to israel
>>203913323I really need to buy a new case don't I
>>203913302>keeps card on the case instead of nfc payment
>>203913347bit saucy that fox
>>203913334gangweed
>>203913347Growing up is learning you need to have several ways to pay
>>203913411grow up then
>>203913292Alri timmy
>>203913334the latter scenario is undeniably funnier, you'd have to be retarded to not see that
if i get banned for that post i'll find the janny who did it
>>203913397Anglos... dogs... every single one of them.
>>203913436Now I never said I couldn't pay with my phone did I
>>203913483thought this was a strange vegetable
>>203913483
got no moneyseething
>Palestinian boy, 11, shot and killed by Israeli Army 'after throwing stones at vehicle'
>>203913483fake tranny willy? looks fake to me because of all the marks
wee
>>203913557probably didn’t even throw any stones
>probably didn’t even throw any stones
>>203913557could have been grenades, I saw it on the telly
>>203913557one less future terrorist
>>203913557Hows that bible verse again nowcast the first stone get fucking blasted
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xuLwRNq1U_g?feature=share
enjoying some proper peng poo smells
>>203913624'fee
spaki hopping between his different devices on different vpns to suck israel’s dick
donate so her hubby can hump away
>poo smells
I don't care about Palestian children dying - one less muslim
Pozzed Woke Rubbish
>>203913632>>203913670
been reading oscar wilde hes actually well funny for a mick and a bugger
>>203913657british culture plseaseaseasease
>>203913557
anime
brits who rioted got sent to prison 6 years for burglary but immigrant rapists get 6 months suspended sentences
>>203913703he was in a guy richie film
>Palestian children dying
>>203913670the only pro-israel yanks in /brit/ are wikipedo and the tranny which one are you?
>>203913715
>>203913715Not actually true though is it.
not much beer and pint discussion going on
>guy richie
>>203913643what the fuck are you on about honestly
nowi get a HELL of a lot of criticism when i come herebut i wna make one rebuttle and saynot ONE of you has ever shagged a womans arse in a legally consensually manner (or any other kind of manner)
>dead children
>>203913758more of a fan of regular shagging me like a normal person
>>203913758I did once but it turned out it was mihai in a wig
>>203913483kek intrestindoes this break the rules or not?i meanits not a real penis soshould be fine right?grim thoughvery grim
>>203913733but it ishttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/lush-riot-john-honey-shoezone-jailed-b2597473.htmlhttps://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-68446855
>>203913782alri 190
>>203913483 they must walk kind of funny when they're packing that?
ear is itching a bit but I'm trying to do a mind of body thing to combat itlike a buddhist monk
>>203913715timmy wont do nuthin
>>203913821best of luck
Palestinian children
public nudity isnt illegal in the uk but ill get banned on4chan if ipost a ladys areola
holocaust
>>203913828thank you xx
might get a maccy ds
>>203913856yeah go on then
>>203913804>packing
>>203913844Laws in the country where the server is physically placed and the owners discretion
>>203913844not safe for work is it
>>203913801>The Badreddin brothers' sentences also included a year in jail each for violent disorder after they threw bottles and charged at police when a Black Lives Matter group clashed with North East Frontline Patriots in Newcastle city centre on 13 June 2020.rapists rioting against racism
the wrinkly skin around a girl's poo hole
>>203913878timmy w
Eating milk duds and posting on brit from the i17
How often do you waterboard your wife?
gymcels are annoying faggots
>>203913913dadbod chads stay winning
We rule this thread with an Iron Fist/Dome.
now on the i40
>>203913911do you mean "motorboated"
its all bloody coming out isnt ithow many more skeletons under the closet, two tier kier??
Why are women's pictures on dating apps either them in the mirror of some manky pub toilet or pictures from what is obviously the single and only hike they have ever been on?
>>203913957thankfully never had to use dating apps so not sure lad
Whoa it just grew haha
mad how
Didn't even know it got that big
mental that
it's the freakiest show
>>203913984so this is rorke
casino royale sucked
>>203913984FLOOF
get them builtget them housedget them wanked
>>203914005Did it suck yeah? Did it totally suck, like did it blow ass? Yankified cunt
>>203913989you know all the oldfags who schizo about "election tourists" all the timethey became jannies... not even getting paid for it LMAO
>>203914016who is lending money to nation states anyways
>>203914005interesting takereckon it and skyfall (especially skyfall) are the only truly good craig onesinsofar as they're good films and not just good bond films
>>203914023It was shite and rubbish(Didn't watch the film)
I do not care for the NWO and their new roads, bike paths and watered down milk
>>203914005I liked it but the scene where he got his balls whipped was bizarre
>>203914022all american politicians would except libertarians and communists
I fucking hate Americans.
>>203914057bizarre you say?
Mad how toxic solar panel waste is
>>203914016why is the british media still so adverse to spendinga huge portion of the country is in poverty and austerity was a complete disasterhere we have infrastructure projects going on all the time
>>203914038skyfall is alri casino royale was a bit boring
mad how everyone knows what you're talking about when you say the you know whos
>>203914037 the majestic 12
>>203914063quite
The Farty-Shit'th Pissident and Commode-in-Queef of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemericrack, Toilet Bog Fart
It was rubbish la
skyfall has aged like a fine winea genuinely very very good movie
>>203914065australia has actual things like minerals so you have the money to do that
>>203914062mad that innit
>>203914066back in school the mens room had "casino royale" written on a piece of paper glued to the door, with casino chips badly drawn lol
The return of the thin white duke.
>>203914090literally a gigantic country with 1% of the population of the UK
>>203914098no she isn’t
The springs on me mattress are done in
Mhmmm
in a big countrydreams stay with youlike a lover's voice 'cross the mountainsiiiiiiide
>Dude the fuckin commies bro theyre gonna grab our guns and turn us into fagsChoke on your own sick you loathsome fucking wank stain
He won
>>203914108always the way
>>203914114who are you quoting
>>203914114dont say that bad karma>>203914124buncha dead whores
>>203914077quite bizarre how
good lad keep them honest
The next James Bond will be a black woman
>>203914095is that because of all the flusheswahey
>>203914131>>203914147>>>/cum/
Mars Attacks had a really stacked cast
>>203914152a proper one lad, jolly good
>>203914138this attack line is especially weirdshe's a neolib ghoul they could have gotten far by attacking her like she's Hillary 2.0 instead of some schizo tier communist
>>203914160oh yeah?
hey guysback with another minecraft tutorialtoday we will be redstoning poo>>203914151didnt we say that like 3 years ago?
americans are nice people
>>203914174for me it's malaysians
>>203914166she had the most far left voting record of any senator
AWFUL!Someone raped this beautiful song, completely ruining it.I know some people are "slow" , but there's no need to cater for them by raping a good piece of music.Could you please remove it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W86320cSYoU
>>203914174mental innit
>>203914180only met one person from there he was alright
>>203913989I said he looks like he's wearing a diaper with a big dump in it and got banned for that. Crazy thing is soon after that diaper stories started showing up so long story short I'm God.
I have down syndrome
>>203914188Toby!!!
Malaysians be like ming chilling
Doing a poo
>>203914198good lad, love down syndrome people they're lovely
>>203914168imo yeah
>I have down syndrome
>>203914198maybe you caught it from the immigrant packing your groceries it's contagious, the kgb weaponized that shit
>>203914192ming chilling my man
playing league of legends
>>203914198alri liam
We gotta get nigel farage to stop these shitlib commies from taking our guns dude
>>203914209love when they're ferociously charging at you with their down syndrome strength and agility
>>203914180might move to your country and live in a gated communty in penang
>>203913755just trying to do a solid for a broke mom
>>203914188Kek that's like whenever I try to play an existing tune
>>203914234never happensconfusing them for severely autistic people methinks
there's an indian family at the gas station but i can't find any nails to put in their tires, any alternative ideas?
>>203914235a nonce prison?
>>203914246you're plainly caricaturing both downs syndrome and highly autistic peopleleads me to believe you've never encountered either
>>203914235good choice of state that. penang is known for its delicious food
>>203914246i know someone with a brother that has that he was also diagnosed with autism. he doesn’t do that though
>>203914252Yeah how about leaving them the hell alone
indians are the new europeanstaking over north america
What if a handsome stranger appeared in your house
>>203914258awful, awful postmy definitive stance on the matter is informed by countless positive encounters with down syndrome people, who as I said prior are absolutely lovely
>>203914283indians are the native americansit all loops back
>>203913116I got ghosted again I am sad and giving up there is no way my ugly ass is getting laid again
>>203914299Try becoming bent?
>>203914299t. didn't get a text back after 10mins
>>203914288shag him I mean her senseless
RETURN THE FUCKING HOSTAGES
pet cronem did a backflip
>>203914341THE SAUSAGES
These are the people that built America
>>203914343Fucking show off
>>203914357lil timmys american dream
>>203914357they don't look black
>>203914357based chinamansatisfied with his lot but does his best anyway
>>203914357springfield, ohio
America was built by BWC mogging TBP and TAC
Youtube hack. Miniplayer, hit the +5 seconds button to the right of the play button. Blast through the ads mate gagagaga, yeah?
>>203914357so this is chuck….
Spent all day reading about history and watching YouTube videos instead of posting on 4chan Trying to wean myself off of 4chan to prepare for work
treat me like a slut
>>203914438alri kim petras
Do women actually enjoy being treated like shit during sex Like getting pissed on and spit on Or is that just a meme
>>203914479wtf how did you know lol
brother just walked in on me singing auferstanden aus ruinen in the kitchen fucks sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_GLSgJ39Dc&rco=1
>>203914483some dopissed on is a bit extreme though
>>203914495was listening to spotify on shuffle one day and that started playing and it became a guilty pleasure
well…it happened…i went woke
>>203914497at 1am
>>203914501seems like it would be more pleasant than getting spit on. Not even joking
had a dream catberg became a communisteven in my dreams he can't help but go on a mad one
>>203914513its 2am
this modafinil is doing nothing for me, i was told it would turn me into a hyperproductive megagenius
Honestly wish I could find a girl to like me
>>203914521freak weirdo dreaming about this place touch grass odious gimp
>>203914519Never understood this. We're probably kissing, probably sharing all biomes and vitamins, why would anyone care about getting spit on?
>>203914534all that shite could be replaced by coffee
>>203914546you think /brit/ invented communism and cats?
>>203914554read descartes meditation 1 (i am smarat lol)
>Indian migrant dies trying to cross English Channel after boat deflates
>>203914572How the fuck did he get all the way to France without flying? And if he did fly why not just fly into the uk...
>>203914572david walliams swam that why can’t they
>if the river is running red she's ready for bed>if the field has grass you got to play itpeople used to say this shit
>>203914273how about putting deodorant on
>>203914588don't think i'd be overly keen on shagging a woman while she's on the blob
Momberg is watching the queens gambitWonder if it is good
>>203914588we've circled back and folks are starting to say it again
florida flo-ridajust realised this
>>203914614HOLY SHIT
Imagine going to bed at night by making your lost post on brit instead of messaging your gf
>>203914614>>203914619not British culture related you fags
crazy to think there's a sizable mass of white people that hate white people
>>203914609It's actually pretty niceReally warm however
Imagine going to bed at night messaging your gf instead of looking at her lying next to you
>>203914625>not saying goodnight to brit every night this is why they hate yanks you know
>>203914633>long covid
>>203914633neither of those people are white
>>203914614I dont get it
>>203914633but that guy is brown, or at least brown mixed with white
>>203914652it sucks
>>203914633I mean they're barely white too
>>203914633dont find her attractive desu
I just put my hand in my butt cheeks and got shit on my hand
if you have brown eyes you aren't white
>>203914680king moment
Has a woman ever said this to you
>>203914693yeah ok incel
>>203914699i don't make the rules panchito
slimy little hermaphrodites
>slimy little hermaphroditesktim
>>203914660it’s not real
Who fact checks the fact checker?
>>203914656>person has spent more than 10 minutes of their life in direct sunlight>not white???
>>203914733me
>>203914706stop speaking like a wigger
>>203914729then why can I only stay in my bed and wank all day?real enough for ya
can't relax
>>203914752psychological phenomena
>>203914735>brown eyes>bottle blondenot white
science is reallove is love black lives mattertrans-women are women
had 1 (one) assignment to do this academic year so far and most likely failed 1 (one) assignment this academic year so far
I hate my parents so much it's unreal
why are there no healthy weight black women
>>203914771how can you fail an assignment when chatgpt exists
>>203914738Who fact checks you?
When I visited London there were two fat black women smoking weed that smelled like lime at the bus stop
>>203914787ktim*listens to linkin park and cuts myself*
>>203914790because you live in povvoville in the south or midwest
>>203914795by having real assignments that involve data analysis and not just nonsense essays
>>203914787same.
smartschoolboy9
the only thing certain in this life is taxes and black women being obese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnsZ-PvPrrQ
>>203914834SIR Smartschoolboy9!
>>203914828ai can do that too
>>203914816Lime, that's that smell yeah. Everyone in that country smells like lime. Stupid fucking country, get rid of it why don't you
big black man
replication crisis.
>>203914879It was better than france, belgium and italy
>>203914856maybe in some introductory courses where there's a billion online tutorials and github examples it could learn fromnot so much in a highly technical and specialised MSc course
>>203914913Well yeah
Didn't notice any particular smells in the uk
>>203914925>>203914925
>>203914787ktim
Actual new when the other one gets deleted>>203914976>>203914976>>203914976
