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>Caroline Flack, 39, fears she has left it too late to 'settle down' and have children because she 'always puts work first'
>Caroline Flack, Who Hosted ‘Love Island,’ Dies by Suicide at 40

>>203919249
real new

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The New Zealand Praying Mantis is facing population decline because male mantises prefer South African female mantises instead of New Zealand female mantises

dont have to leave until 9 this morning. get to lounge around in my smelly pyjamas for an extra half hour

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anyone got a subscription to the mail
i want to know what this diet is x

>>203919260
Don't be like that mate it's a bad look

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>Martin Platt actor Sean Wilson was reportedly axed from his soap comeback after 'a concern was raised'.
>Last week, The Sun revealed Sean, 59, had been mysteriously summoned to a meeting at ITV’s offices — and never returned to set.
>Bosses at the soap declined to offer any explanation, merely insisting that Sean — who now makes award-winning cheese for a living — had “stepped down for personal reasons”.

>>203919278
>>203919268
>>203919250
Sorry did I open /tabloid/?

>>203919268
starting on ozempic tomorrow x

managerbergess insists on a meeting every monday afternoon when the last managerbergess could do one every 2 weeks. thats incompetance

>>203919278
gelfling looking mfs

why are you all so boring and ugly?
I'll be back later when the amusing and interesting people return

Fucking dickhead cousin keeps rubbing it in that he’s going to New York for Christmas fucjing spoilt little cunt

>>203919290
got a meeting with my line manager every week, then one with my manager's manager every two weeks then one with my manager's manager's manager every month
dont understand why they dont just talk to each other
whats the point of having managers

>>203919305
sounds grim

>>203919290
we theoretically have a team meeting and a department meeting every monday morning but it basically never happens any more
we're a company in decline and no one is arsed

>>203919305
do a terror attack on his plane. that'll learn him

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>>203919305
knock him out

>>203919305
NYC is a shithole
best to stay well away from that place

saw a black sheep

>>203919331
this is what all the people who can’t afford it say

>>203919355
i went there and got racially abused by a black fellow
i dont htink i'll be going back

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Mad how many youtube channels this cunt has

>>203919355
just watch louis rossman's playlist on youtube

>>203919355
now that’s a cope

>French student, 24, kills himself after getting a botched beard transplant 'by an estate agent pretending to be a surgeon in Turkey'
bloody hellfire

>>203919375
the fuck is a beard transplant lmao

>>203919310
i have
>one on one meeting with manager every monday
>30 minute (usually ends up at an hour) "standup" daily
>2 hours of working sessions daily
>4 hours of other meetings regularly scheduled throughout the week
We have 15-20 hours of meetings before even factoring in ad hoc meetings.
Last week I had nearly 30 hours of meetings
>>203919290
do we work for the same company?
>>203919317
i would kill for this tbqh

Got drunk last night and lost £67 on blackjack
That was silly

i desperately need to lose weight
but the only way i'll lose 100 pounds is at a british casino

>>203919409
lose it one pound at a time

>>203919409
>>203919392
serendipitous and gamblingpilled

saw two pheasants

saw two peasants

JWs back out at the train station
not approaching anyone just standing their sipping coffee
they don't even have their dog there this morning
poor showing

>>203919487
They need to get a effin life!

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katy making sure cronem bossman whip be looking pristine

>>203919487
In my experience most Jehovahs are shy middle class people which makes the proselytism ironic
The ones at uni stand just outside campus with a magazine stand with chinese characters on it

Audible sigh

they dont allow single men into gigs now
might just do myself in im sick of this

last week of internshiptoil

>>203919562
cheer up lad it might never happen

>>203919569
good idea can’t really have incels about

When I was sixteen I never thought I’d be a twenty one year old virgin

In the UK, 2/3 of public sector employees are women, 3/4 of income taxes are paid by men. When will gender equality address this unfair imbalance?

Paying a prozzie to come with me to the all ages gig

yeah well I'm 35 and still wanking to anime

audible fart

Had a really strange dream. Disconcerting really. Didn’t want to be up this early. I’m working 2pm-10pm so like to lie in on a Monday. But had about 9 hours of uneasy sleep and a bad dream so I’m not going to go back to bed.
In the dream I was with a girl I used to love but was only ever friends with. Not seen her in 6+ years mind.
It was dark and wet out. We are walking down an old timey high street, you know cobbled stones and that. We go into a storefront that is all old fashioned wooden furniture but no shop assistant. We agree to play a tabletop game that I’ve never played before. In fact I don’t think it exists. It’s a bizarre game. Then a group of lads come in. All strangers. The main one day next to me starts advising me on how to play but talk in riddles and doesnt really offer any actual explanation. The set up takes ages but the girl knows how to play. Eventually we start but me not knowing how she wins almost immediately. The main stranger then explains it’s time for us to leave. Me and the girl I arrived with start putting on our shoes, I don’t recall having taken them off, then another group of strangers arrive. All female. The main male stranger implores me to leave with the girl I arrived with but a stranger girl says hello and tells us we can stay. Then the girl I arrived with takes my hand and motions to leave. And I wake up.

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cronem looking fresh on monday

>>203919681
You're still dreaming if you think I'm reading all that

Not one punctuation mark

what exactly did jehova witness?

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Thinking about past romantic relationships

>>203919715
These digits

>>203919701
Not bothered. I just wanted to write it down before I forget it all. I think it was about death. Or maybe love. I dunno, I just wanted to write it down while it’s still fresh.

>>203919717
any current one(s) ongoing?

Everyone in the world except for me has had sex

I'm the only person in the world who has had sex

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

might be addicted to 4chan

>>203919745
in order to properly analyze dreams you have to examine your feelings within the dream
going through the symbolism of the places people things and activities without remembering how you felt about them will get you nowhere

>>203919760
...nah

>>203919766
feels that way for sure
even normies cant believe i'm an incel virgin at 35

>>203919828
take NAC

>>203919853
why did you tell them

When you get older, the scope of people you're compatible with narrows

>>203919881
Probably popped up during the sex inspection

>>203919881
drunk and being honest but yeah it's nevr a good look to say just keep shtum

>>203919833
I suppose I felt a lot of things. Wistful love for the girl. I suppose the wet dark setting suggests depression because I have sunk back into a pit of despair as summer has ended. I don’t recognise the high street but if I had to describe it then it’s like Haworth in Yorkshire. The parts in the storefront with the game I think I felt anger, frustration, competitiveness, jealousy. Then when it was time to leave apprehensiveness and some confusion.

it's a crime how sharing the name as the austin powers guy didn't effectively kill that horror franchise.
if you can hear michael myers and not think groovy baby then you ain't right

>>203919987
so you felt wistful love for the girl but also anger frustration competitiveness and jealousy when playing a game which you did not understand with her? troubling
and how did you feel about the group of lads who were watching you advising you and then urging you to leave?

>>203920138
actually thats my wife

>>203920033
scha-WING!

rorke's from a whole other world,
a different dimension,
he opens my eyes,
and i'm ready to go, lead me into the light

kiss me, k-k-kiss me,
infect me with rorke's love and fill me with his poison,
take me, t-t-take me,
wanna be his victim, ready for abduction,
rorke, you're an alien, your touch so foreign,
it's supernatural, extraterrestrial

>>203920147
ye if everyone decided in the 90s that mike myers was the only one then we wouldnt have had to deal with that bitch jamie lee curtis. just look at her bpd hair cut she should have been bullied out the industry

Several cuts to Rocky and the fleshy expanse of his beer gut further reinforce this strange, inverted womanhood, combining the disquieting femininity of the room with the repulsion of being so close to Rocky’s pale, pudgy skin. It is as infantile as it is repellant, a perfect evocation of the coldness of Billy’s childhood.

havana oh la la

>>203920092
Love for the girl was at the start, that it is wistful I think is my post dream commentary.
Most of the game seemed to be in the set up and the lads arrived just as we started setting up. The lads were mostly sat around observing or playing cards at other tables. It was only really discussion with one lad who sat at our table and was advising me on the game. But I didn’t recognise him and the anger and frustration was directed towards him. The game itself was over almost immediately and I suppose I did feel competitive and jealous towards the girl, in that way you feel when you feel cheated.
It was on the strangers urging us to leave I felt apprehensive.
The whole dream was confusing.

>>203920225
what was she cumvicted of?

>>203919250
But bring it up as a note of warning and you’ll apparently be being “hateful”

morning
starting my day with some utterly revolting shits
about to have toast

>>203920311
poo on toast?

would do anything to not have a fucked squidgy spacebar
and i mean, anything...
*takes off robe*

>>203920178
Shan't hear a bad word against are Lady Haden-Guest

>>203920311
love starting the day with a good poo

quavers for brek

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the scrandemic

might buy more trainers

>>203920311
Same. Already doing round 2 of poo and it’s brutal. Don’t even want to think about breakfast right now

>>203919681
Few weeks ago had a dream where I was walking a dog with my mum and my nan who died last year, but in the dream I knew she was dead so I told her I missed her. I never have dreams involving people who've died, so even though it wasn't a sad dream it right fucked me up for a couple of days

>>203920219
it seems like maybe you wanted a relationship with the girl but you fear that relationships are a woman's domain where she is the one who knows what is happening and is in control and "winning the game"
you have probably learned this from other lads who have told you that relationships are games and that women will try to dominate you through them and you must gain the upper hand so you can win the game, but perhaps you feel you won't be capable of doing so and perhaps you also feel that this idea may not exactly be true
the other women possibly symbolized the truth which is that healthy relationships are not games, no one wins or loses, and you do not have to fear the other person controlling/dominating you or strive to dominate/control the other person

time to normiemaxx

watching spanian eat our fast food and he's spot on with rating it

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Probably between Mark and Jeff, theyre both too cucked to argue on a plane

>>203920444
seat next to superhans

>>203920444
8. aisle seat, bants with superhans, plus he'll probs slip me some free drugules for the flight

>>203920444
no one knows who these people are

>>203920394
What is that

>>203920484
i do

>>203920302
She roped because she was about to be convicted of domestic violence

>>203920394
pease pudding and... scrambled egg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg7ZOV8STuQ

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>>203920444
>can't sit next to Elena

got the Christmas songs on

>>203920507
Which was retarded, she was a well off good looking white woman so effectively immune from serious punishment. A fine and community order at the absolute most

>>203920394
White person's delight

>>203920525
>A subsequent search of the property and Dryden's home in Consett uncovered ten handguns, fifteen rifles, three shotguns, two homemade mortars with eight projectiles, an improvised propane bomb and a 20mm cannon modified to be attached to one of his vehicles.[26][27] Dryden had no firearms licence, and all the weapons were illegally held.

>>203920547
good lad

>>203920548
I'm sure she would have still had some mental fans, but she would have lost mainstream approval which is what that type of woman needs.

Rorke, you're, ugly and fat,
Feeling very gung ho, shitting out your bumhole,
You're, so, pissy and that,
Reckon you're a dumb twat, shitting out your bumcrack,
Rorke, you're an alien,
You're, gay, a fail and done,
It's, poo poo out your hole,
Extra terrestrial

>>203920547
Fucking hate Christmas music bar carols, it's the same shit they've been playing for decades, nobody makes new Christmas songs.

>>203920582
rokes, just been put into, a comma

rasheed
you’re brown like poo
and smell like one too
reckon you should be flushed down the loo
but you’re too fat
so take that
you big twat

Poo is falling,
Out me bumhole,
Children playing,
Having fun

>>203920593
categorically untrue

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=recent+christmas+songs

>>203920563
>authorities also found an up to date, paid off TV license, oddly enough

>>203920593
Yes grinch

ever heard of the grinch over there in her majesty's UK?

Trying to be a good christian and donating my old armchairs to the british heart foundation
Told me he'd be here between 8 and 4
What kind of timeframe is that for fuck sake I would have been better chucking the outside and hoping someone stole them

>>203920613
its like im watching epic rap battles of history

got a friend who is so cucked by her boyfriend
really dont like him

>>203920648
She's being...cockwhipped?

Is The Italian Job a good film?

>>203920648
ahhh a friend who is a girl and how large are her breasts?

>>203920662
the unexpected adventures of italians in russia is

>>203920645
it will literally just be 2 blokes and a battered old van. i've done it before.
they'll get there when they get there.

I also strongly prefer traditional christmas carols but the radio is currently dominated by 20th century christmas pop
I do not mind the occasional 20th century christmas pop song but a continuous stream of them is not acceptable at all to me as it does not feel christmassy and they tend to often be obnoxious and bombastic

>>203920599
it's a parody of ET by katy perry and the commas signify the pauses

In our world of plentyyyyyyy

>>203920662
never watched it because it sounds like a porno

>>203920643
Yes and I don't care for it
Dr Seuss makes my skin crawl, I can feel the jewishness dripping off every page

wish I had a friend who is a girl who is also my girlfriend

>>203920429
My sister has been dead for 17 years but still occasionally pops up in dreams, especially if the dream relates to my childhood. Always fucks me up when it happens.

I’m told trump has lost the election now because of some gay comedian making racist jokes

The Italian Jog

Plot: 4 men jog in Rome and one of them is much slower and more unfit than the others, so they all bang together to get him up to fitness which, by the end of the film, he is. In fact he is fitter than them by the end and is actually a pro level jogger and enters and wins the 1500m at the Olympics which, in the film universe, is taking place in Rome.

Bad Santa is my favorite Christmas movie

>>203919364
He has an incredible ability to make really interesting topics through most boring shit you've ever sat through

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slightly rogue choice for christmas tunes but Rod Stewart's chrimbo album is actually alri.

>>203920740
My favourite Christmas film is Die Hard :)

the italian wog

>>203920738
He did a rally in a state he probably won't win, so this makes him an idiot and a nazi.
It's perfectly simple anon just stop thinking please.

>>203920747
Gave my rod a good stewing in ya mum

>>203920740
Hate that movie. The grim plot depresses the shit out of me

>>203919385
Men who can't grow facial hair get hairplugs which allow them to

>>203920764
it's funny I love the midget haha

>>203920739
>so they all bang together
is this a gay porn film then?

Home alone 2 is the best Christmas film of all time. It will never be topped. Even in 1000 years it will still be #1

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>>203920767
>mfw growing a full beard to keep my face cosy when it gets a bit chilly outside
Poor beardlets

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The Italian snog

>>203920782
>Home alone
Story of your life

My Instagram feed is full to the bastard brim of ewhore content-farmed slop which only exists to promote their onlyfans account. Call me a prude, but I genuinely don't believe pornography (or content which advertises pornography) should exist on social media.

>>203920805
Done me

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>>203920782
Home Alone 2 isn't even better than Home Alone 1

just read an SCP article about a monster that lives in minecraft
hope whomever wrote that gets slapped silly

i cant grow cheek hair and considered getting cheek hair plugs but then realised i'd still be short and pretty ugly anyway and also that my facial hair is still quite good and thick and that just can't grow cheek hair and it dont connect to me head hair but oh well cant win them all

>>203920782
christmas won’t exist in 1000 years

>>203920813
what exactly were you hoping to browse on instagram then mate?

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>>203920823

>>203920824
BEHIND YOU

>>203920740
bernie mac is good in that

>>203920826
Why’s that

um...
would rorke go to bed with me?

>>203920853
wokes

>>203920849
*was

>>203920827
My hobbies and interests - none of which has ever, and hopefully will ever, encompass throwing money at online prostitutes to get them to show me their tits

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luv Cristin Milioti me

>>203920665
quite big she has quite a good body i recon desu but she doesnt show it off much

going to commence filling my pint glass with water from the kitchen tap toil.
hope i don't see dadberg down there. in no mood for idle chit chat.

>>203920880
yeah yeah keep describing her
*puts my hand into my pants*

alright boys
we goin bifa this year? would be good for our mental elf and that cos shagging is mint

day off today
going to clean the flat, do a phat workout, then a run, then do some creative hobby and finish with some gaming ;)

>>203920935
bit cold out there for a run

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How the fuck is free to air tv still a thing?
>garbage programming
>1080p, H.264, 6Mbps
>have to watch ads

>>203920431
Yeah maybe, in part.
I definitely wanted a relationship with that girl and for reasons it never happened. She crops up in dreams quite often. I think because she had blond hair and pure blue eyes she represents beauty, at least in my minds eye. She could be representative of women generally.
I dunno about the rest. Maybe you are right and it’s about relationships. But I don’t know why my subconscious would be telling me that as I have no prospect of a relationship.

>>203920943
nowt wrong with it once you warm up first
puts some hairs on yer chest

>>203920488
mashed potato scrambled eggs and a 'bap'. The northern monkeys idea of a meal. Probably said it 'were rate good' and then went home for a 'brew', drank several pints of cheap lager then kicked his kids heads in

>>203920957
you have to watch ads with most streaming services also

>>203920935
you're a gay ming

>>203920444
10
I'll either get a toilet blowie off Mark's sister or get to watch her and Johnson do the same

id say 75% of my team is on A/L this week. quite mental

>>203920593
What about when your driving home got Christmas?

lil b will go down in history as the man who started it all

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>when your driving home got Christmas?

got the shemale porn on

>>203920957
It's just for mongs, and mongs don't care about quality

it's true what they say about people that enjoy horror films

in home alone 2 they gave macaulay culkin a chance to act beyond pulling faces and one word exclamations and he failed tremendously
it wasn't his fault of course, he was only a child, but the filmmakers should've known better and not given him so many lines and that conversation with the bird lady should've been cut out... because it really is awful
anyway the only good parts of the 2 are tim curry and rob schneider... the first film is obviously miles better

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>Excuse me, mate, were you there? No? Well, shut the fuck up then.

>>203920662
Yes, the Michael Caine version is very good. Never seen the yankoid remake

home alone
richy rich
the omen

same kid

>>203920986
same

film remake idea: race swapped Zulu

>>203920986
Same here
Even more dossing than usual for me

The north mogs the south and anyone who says otherwise is a queer
>rugby league>>>>>poonion
>cultural powerhouse
>can actually get a pint for 3 quid
>crime is mostly lads nicking cars and ramming cash machines rather than getting stabbed by the global majority
>chuck 50 quid for a dodgy MOT on your straight piped 3 litre diesel rather than get cucked by ULEZ
>get a house that'd be a million in London for less than 200k

>>203920957
boomers

>>203920957
>>have to watch ads
yeah imagine
*opens youtube on my phone*

enjoyed the northman and the vvitch
tried watching the lighthouse the other day but couldn’t understand them need subtitles

*nasal nerd voice*
it's only 1080p, H.264, 6Mbps!

>>203921093
Lighthouse is the director's best film

>>203921040
>No one wants to watch a film starring Mohammad so-and-so

>>203919650
>income taxes
Jewish nonsense

>>203921082
>>can actually get a pint for 3 quid
Where

liked the part in the lighthouse where willem dafoe went mad

>>203921082
>crime is mostly lads nicking cars and ramming cash machines rather than getting stabbed by the global majority
what is this cope? north is just as wogged

>>203921047
the good son
getting even with dad

same tin lid

>>203921112
all owa

The government doesn't actually have to tax income in a fiat currency economy, it's literally just psychological warfare

>>203921112
Down the battlecruiser lad

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had many, many wanks over her

The Northman was volkisch as fuck

>>203921112
The spoons in Burnley

>>203921141
is that at the gherkin

>>203921141
sexy underwear
like it

>>203921115
Dude spoilers!!

Got to celebrate the little successes in life lads

>>203921141
she had some snout before the nose job

>>203921141
She didn't do a good job on dickdrainers
No emotional conneciton

>>203921160
purple is the best
everyone should just be nice

>>203921141
She's one of those where I really want to wank my cock silly over her because she's objectively hot but sometimes she's just missing a jenny saykwa

Going to go to the gym during my dinner break. Might be the play here team

ended up spaffing over a woman instead of the shemales

>>203921043
The yank version is alright, it's less a remake and more a completely different movie but with the general premise of a heist in Italy

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Watching a doco about Napolean's invasion of Russia
Sounds like a pain in the arse
I wouldn't have been able to do it

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>>203921196
>purple
May want to get your eyes checked lad

>>203921213
he got hotted up (oh well)
he got whacked up (oh well)

Was having a wank there and usually you imagine you're shagging the lass innit? Well I just couldn't do it this time team. Even in my mind I was like there's no way she'd let me shag her.

>>203921160
Interesting map
Might go burn a Ukrainian flag to see if it really is legal

>>203921241
just like in real life

>>203921241
You're wanking over Time Team?

>>203921241
>let me
rapelad soyjack this clown

>>203921241
I usually imagine the woman verbally humilating me myself

Teamswank on the cards today, hope toilfu's put something nice on for me

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>>203921241
>usually you imagine you're shagging the lass innit

>>203921141
Would like to see her in a proper rough scene where she's slapped about and made to beg

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>>203921241
>let me

>>203921323
I think she did a few of those, she's been in the industry for a long time and done just about everything

>>203920975
the nightmare never ends

>something comes up
>get proper stressed, skip gym for a day to two to sort it out
>turns into two weeks because "I need a break"
>can't be arsed going back

fuck sakes I'm a pathetic worm. never gonna make it, lifts are probably evaporated

>>203921317
this is me

>>203921367
2 weeks is fine

>>203920823
Well, don't worry mate, because
*Stifles laughter*
I'm Home Alone 2!

>>203921363
i don’t use them i torrent and use a rasberry pi with jellyfin as a media server

>>203921367
you'll be fine. 2 weeks wont do anything to your lifts.
Might even be beneficial to have the rest

have never in all my years of wanking imagined having sex with the girl
i just imagine trying to make her happy or holding her

>>203921396
laughingwhores.jpg

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>>203921329
What's the qrd on rapelad?

>>203921396
You must have so much sex

>>203921396
whats the point when you can just plug the PC into your TV

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I used to wank lying down
Then sitting down
Now I can only wank standing up

I'm literally the evolution of man

>>203921428
you must save so much money on subscriptions

>>203921396
my nigga, me 2 :)

what should I do if I get my dildo stuck in me arse?

>>203921487
Poo

>>203921460
this is the natural progression that leads to autoerotic asphyxiation
stay safe mate

>>203921416
dispirited that its no longer skirt weather
rallied by the realisation that sundowns are getting earlier and nights longer

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>>203921460
>He's right behind me, isn't he?

>>203921460
never ever been able to coom standing up

Must be quite grim being a parent, using up all of your annual leave to spend time with your children

>>203921547
It's great
Full body experience
Simply cannot fathom wanking sitting in a chair, so restrictive

>>203921565
quite like my kids desu

>>203921460
walkingwank next, then runningwank

>>203921592
I reckon a wank while walking quickly would be quite a novelty actually
Might try that
Keep your eyes peeled for results tomorrow

>>203921194
Who would you recommend in Dick Drainers?

>>203921588
'

>>203921416
If I don't see a post from him for a few days I always assume that it wasn't actually a gimmick and now he is in prison

>>203921592
get it in the olympics

Really don't get the deal with lingerie
Hate it
Makes the sex feel more performative and premeditated

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wanking to my mum gf

>>203921650
it makes the woman's body look more attractive, pushes up their bum and boobs

>>203921460
>atheists actually believe this
lol, lmao even

>>203921650
>Makes the sex feel more performative and premeditated
Yeah that's hot

The scene in Mr Inbetween where he saves a ladybug from being washed away in the shower. I feel like I'm the only person on Earth who worries about errant bugs in the shower. Immediately drew me into the show.

>>203921625
Prison is just a rape gym if you think about it

haven't had a shower since thursday

Accidentally knocked a rotting onion through a hole in the cupboard skirting board so that's going to stink for weeks unless I dismantle the fucking kitchen

>>203921720
Can you not reach in there with a couple of sticks or something
Impale or push it, you see

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going 2 sleep now lads

the 3 rs

racism
rape
ruby grainger

>>203921720
unironically just seal up the hole

going to have a little wee x

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>A French man took his own life after his beard transplant in Turkey was botched by an estate agent posing as a surgeon

>>203921809
a wee wee as it were lol

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Morning team. Feeling quite tired and got DOMS in my legs. Having a coffee.

>>203921911
haha yeah shut the fuck up though

>>203921911
Not Scotch so no

Not sure what I'll be doing today. Not going gym today as I went yesterday.

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do men have heart attacks?

>>203921650
I don't necessarily like lingerie on girlfriendberg when I shag her but if she's shagging some other blokes it's hot to see her get dressed up

>>203921888
>beard transplant
for what purpose

>>203921971
Only pooftas and women have heart attacks

>>203922010
Thought so thanks

>>203921989
have a fucking guess mate

>>203921989
French women go mental for bearded nafris

>>203922032
why would someone make a post like this at 10:30 on a monday

>>203922031
how do you even get a doner for such a thing

I got high and ate 100,000 calories last night. Really stupid

>>203922053
are you low IQ mate

Why are certain posters so keen on mimicking blokey Northern white truck driver dialect where they drop all prepositions for locations

>>203922046
I'm always on the ball, always alert, quick as a whip

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>>203922067
I just don't understand it, I'm sorry

>>203922053
They usually use minks

>>203922106
im going to let you continue wallowing in ignorance because im a cruel man

still don’t really understand seasons

Niggers

>>203922135
wtf

the whole idea that we're on some floating ball in a vast expanse of nothingness feels like a psyop

>>203922131
A proto planet crashed into earth during it's early development knocking it onto a tilt of 23.5 degrees. As the earth rotates around the sun certain parts are more exposed to the sun than other parts at different points in the cycle which is what gives us seasons. Mars also has seasons.

>>203922152
bit reductionist

Wondering what Earth would be like had it NOT been knocked onto a tilt

>>203922175
>>203922175
>>203922175

>>203922162
biggest load of woke bollocks ive ever heard

>>203919355
>>203919331
go to the rural parts of NY like north, its better

>>203922162
could you explain the northern and southern hemispheres during season change? i got an 89% in my astronomy course because of this part. if i would have understood it better i would have gotten an A

(but explain it to me like im stupid and like im 7 yrs old or something)

>>203919261
This is sad