tiger lily edition
the italian gf
please wait a while before making a threat
Mad how earth only spins in one direction Imagine if it were spinning north to south as well as east to westMental
Had a good post thought up for the new thread but have forgotten what it was now, oh yeah, it was ab
ab
dont know how i've ended up like thisi have a few friends left and we almost all have different interests to the point where they will never do something I want to do and unless i'm feeling particularly lonely i dont want to do their suggestionsso i'm just constantly alone unless i go along/spend money on some shit i dont want to dothe worst is when they pretend to be interested and then i follow it up and it's some hackneyed excuse about not having enough money (lol they are all on 70k+) or being busy 9 months in advance
>>203922209>Imagine if it were spinning north to south as well as east to westis that even possible? the earth isnt made of moving parts.
>>203922209if god were black then we would be
>>203922224FONT
when do the cocks go forward
Saoirse Ronan stuns male panel into silence with 10-word reality check in viral video
>>203922224should install grindr and get your loneliness bummed away then make new mates at the monkeypoz clinic
>>203922256next week
Sir Bus Fare Raiser
I think stag dos are mint
sorting my life out not going well
>>203922300stupid decision this. dont know why they did it. just going to encourage more people to drive into city and town centres (like me). literally cheaper to park up in a multistory for a couple of hours than to get the bus in.
And now on Redpilled Reviews:Silent Hill 2 Remake - Pozzed Woke Rubbish
>>203922311woke police…arrest this man
>>203922242Eh? Currently the earth spins like on the left, but i'm saying what if it was spinning like on the right, would be mental, couldn't keep track of the days
>>203922280it's funny you say this because there was a time when i tried going to gay bars to make new friendsas gay men approach you and shitproblem is they all tried to fuck you and it's a bit awkward when they're all being gay and you're like yeah i'm gona pass on this lol
>>203922340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH2HeQcMXDI
>>203922346how can a solid object with no joints or hinges move in 2 directions at once?
if you could go back what would you do differently
>>203922327Sir Parking Tariff Raiser
>>203921170
>>203922368I dunno, God just made it so I suppose
>it's funny you say this because there was a time when i tried going to gay bars to make new friends
>>203922317Don’t worry about it mate. We’re here to have a good time, not worry about stuff.
>>203922224ktim except it all just falls to the lowest common denominator of "pub"I don't think I've done an activity with my friends like that since my teens
>>203922361thought the bloke on the right was messi
Bring the blacks in
who wouldn't want a free jackpot?
>>203922388not having a good time, so fat struggling to breath
>>203922374then i'll just walk in and no one gets any money. nice plan sir queer bummer
Keep forgetting to take my fluoxetine tablets lately. Didn't take it yesterday. I have just taken it for today however.Downloaded ANKI again with some Russian decks. Might try some STEM decks out as well.
>>203922369I would go back in time and kill myself immediately
>>203922369everything
>>203922352might go to a gay bar for a bit of attention tbqh feels like I barely exist would be nice for someone to acknowledge I do
>>203922406yeh you should probably just die then really. fat people are fucking disgusting
>>203922346holy shit this is a good point
>>203922392>he is able to get anyone to go to the pub with himyou're making it mate i dont even get invited to the pub anymore>>203922443problem is sometimes even the gays ignore you and they can be some icky over the top drunk guy trying to kiss you as well
>>203922369never go on 4chan but i suppose the damage has already been done
going to the gay bar pretending to be gay but actually i just want interior design tips
>>203922503and you end up with the interior of your arse designed like a jackson pollock
big bouncing brazilian boobies
>>203922463>>he is able to get anyone to go to the pub with himwell, once every 4 months or so, not exactly what I call making it
>>203922523lmao
>>203922369not get addicted to benzos
any coasted through life and now finding themselves unexpectedly on the edge of the abyss man in
only saw my child-having mates anything resembling regularly because I set up a group chat and would arrange pub nightsnow it's my turn and I guarantee I'll get nothing back
this is my life today
>>203922562yeah but been on the edge for 8 years
waiting
Oh my God Louis it’s SmartSchoolBoy9!
>>203922578oh yeah I don't mean just suddenly now. Probably 4 to 6 for me, hard to say when that part began x
Imagine if earth spun like thisWed be absolutely FU KED
>>203922574>now it's my turn and I guarantee I'll get nothing backwhat do you mean
>>203922645baby due next spring and no-one will invite me out despite me making the effort for all of them
>>203922392don't you ever, EVER denigrate the pub like that again
>>203922533but do you also ask them out to the pub they ignore you/another day they post in the group chat about being in the pub?
got no mates cos I've never asked anyone to do anything ever in my life and the ones I had eventually stopped asking me because if I'm being honest I'm a shitty person
>>203922672needy aren't you. are all your relationships this transactional?
panic on the streets of londonpanic on the streets of birmingham
>>203922694how did you manage this
calories consumed so far 860
vanilla ice cream, choc muffin and mango x
>>203922699not sure what insecurity you're projecting onto me right now but I hope it helped you feel better about it
>>203922676more like the pube
honest opinion on french women?
>>203922574gonna be honest mate most friendship group are like this, one or two are the pub-organisers and the rest are the pub-attendeesonce you realise this you can make peace
bedberg keeps breaking
>>203922406This >>203922447 wasn’t me, I feel for you fat lad. Be loving to yourself, only you know how hard you find it.
Mental that there are parents amongst us
>>203922562I live there
>>203922735lol touched a nerve there didnt i
>>203922780to think, they probably started posting in /brit/ as humble uni shaggerslook at them now, fatherhood
>>203922747they're okay
>>203922731looks like I pooed on it
>>203922747they need my willy
>>203922747is the smug one planning on eating the retard?
>>203922672fuck me mate you have a wife and child and you're complaining to us, read the room yeah
wonder what evil lad is up to
any evil and ugly man in
>>203922780I’m a dog dad
>>203922841
one litre of water down the hatch
>>203922680I never bother asking because the response is always like "yeah I can do tuesday 2 months from now" and I can't be fucked. what you're describing sounds like being the black sheep of the group or somethingschool boy dynamicsI don't think they are your mates tbqhmental that
>>203922175love you floweryank
>>203922876When did Meadow get bleached?
>>203922861nh im just ugly
black sheep lads, wanna go pub?
>>203922915t&p?
>>203922841literally just talkingalso this is /int/ not /r9k/
my magnum opus
pints at the pub
>>203922915no because truth is, though I complain about it, at this point I am such a wretch I can barely bring myself to leave the house on most days lol
>>203922861...yh
mum hasn't been to my place in 8 years
>>203922951starting to see why they don't really bother with you any more
mad how there's actually quite a few fathers on /brit/ these days
>>203922885yeah I guess I am but i dont understand how it ended up this way especially when there's an actual dickhead in the group who is still more popular
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterfliesOh, he don't know, so he chases them away (ooh)Oh, someday yet, he'll begin his life againLife again, life again
what kinda things do you buy when you go to the chinky supermarket?
>>203922970vicious cycle innit what can I say
>>203922974like I said, probably all long-term /brit/posters
>>203922939how can one possibly produce a pooberg of such girth
alyx vance vortigaunt electro stimulation gangbang
>>203922999most surprisingly cutegood post
>>203922984fish sauce, can't get a decent equivalent on the high streetdaikon radish, rare heresome weird foreign snacks probably
are you mad?do not rape
>>203922984I buy tubs of these if I see them. Absolutely delicious - can really elevate a carrot soup.
>>203923008thought this said jd vance, which would have been much funnier
fuck's sake what is he attempting now
>>203922999would shag em all
>>203923040*which would have been off-topic
>>203923041mum when she sees me about to swing around on the hills hoist
>>2039229842 million instant noodles packets
>>203922984Jap curry sauce blocks chinese chilli oildoubanjiang soy sauce chinese cabbage if im making kimchichinese chivesloads of stuff really
>>203923045one of them's 15 mate*arrests you*
>>203923003the dichotomy between long-term /brit/ posters who are now rearing families and long-term /brit/ posters who sit here all day spamming unfunny memes is incredible. wonder if there's any overlap between those two groups - wonder if Emmayank secretly has a healthy family of 3 and a tradwife and posts about his scat fetish when all the kids have been put to bed.
>>203922984snacks mainly, sometimes soy milk
bibis... wait for me...
>>203923084I redditflagged back in the day and contributed loads of old gimmicks and actionpoststhese days I don't bother so much despite working from home 100% of the time - /brit/ doesn't deserve effort any more
>>203923105give them passports
>>203923083>>203923057>>203923105get new material you boring incel freak
>list item for £350 at 10:40am>7 minutes later get a message from a paki offering me £250oh yeah mate actually you know what, after 7 minutes i've lost all patience so i will accept your ludicrous offer, thanks
>>203923054ahahaha good post
need yankisms expunged
>>203923136based noer
>>203923150they have different meanings depending on the context
>>203923136you don't understand, he is a serious buyer
>>203923150didn't know maybe was a yankism desu
Worcestershire sauce is bloody fantastic
>>203922939why is it ok to post this but we get banned for posting our own poo?
>>203923161get the islands sold
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1gdl7jg/my_fiancé_and_i_were_the_wise_old_man_and_the/grim how they are people who play runey with decent gfs
He's going to spend the next 16 hours doing this whilst normal people make money, meet with friends and family, exercise, do hobbies, have sex Mental
>>203923136big fan of the bluntness of the reply
>>203923182If a poo's big enough it becomes SFW
Find it a bit strange how almost all modern Christmas songs, which is to say the secular ones which focus on presents and reject the religious aspect, were written or performed by Jews A conspiratorial person might say there's a motive behind it
>>203923191ktim
is there a bigger cope than 'everything happens for a reason' 'all part of god's plan' etc?
>>203923150mental how decisive we became in the 1890s
>>203923150perhaps has had a bit of a comeback judging from your graph to be fair
>>203923220yes "god doesn't exist therefore i can do whatever i want" or/and "it's ok to do immoral things if no one "knows""
>>203923136How do you know it's a paki
>>203923136if you don't ask you don't get
>>203923220"everything I do isn't for attention from the opposite sex"
>>203923220yeah"size doesn't matter", "women like bald men", "autism is a superpower", "trump is going to prison", etc.
>>203923238i dont think anyone says this
>>203923182bronze sculpture is art
>>203923247giz a snog
maybe and perhaps are out, perchance is in
agws ulaa dann iddd oesy
>>203923243his username is a paki name
>>203923256clearly never spent time with atheists or the "who cares what they do behind closed doors as long as its not in my face" crowd
>>203923026>make a crime legal>"LOOK HOW LITTLE CRIME IS COMMITED SAAR"
>>203923220"building muscle is gay"
All things are ready if our minds be so
copealone taking yet another opportunity to bash homosexuality (himself) completely unsolicited
feelin cute, might get dubs
>>203923264mental that i can understand this. ooga wooga to you too brother
>>203923296you are severely mentally ill
>>203923220"building muscle isn't gay"
>>203923136It's called bartering rorke you little virginYou're dreaming if you think you're gonna sell it for the listed priceYou're meant to come back with a counter offer and you meet in the middle
>>203923271well im an atheist and everyone i know is also an atheist. most of the country is also atheist.despite that, ive never heard anyone anyone say they can do whatever they want because god doesn't exist. can you find some examples?
screaming knowing I'd get one of the weak dosser runts replying the opposite
going to have a shower then get some paki on a bike to deliver me a sainos order with steamingtoil ingredients in it
>>203923324*haggling
>>203923329ahh yeah bro no one has ever said morality is "subjective" or "relative" or any other bullshit to justify whateverdisingenuous runt
both routes to my workplace have roadworks until mid novembercommute extended from 20 to 40 minutes through diversionsjust lovely
>>203923299wew
seen pakis haggling at charity shops beforeno sense of decency
>Of women aged 16 to 59 in England & Wales interviewed for the 2006/07 British Crime Survey, 0.5% (1 in every 200) reported that they had suffered rape or attempted rape in the previous year, equating to approximately 85,000 nationally. In the same year, less than 800 persons were convicted of rape.shockingly low, that
>>203923355cagie wagie btfo
>the tranny nonce posted actual CP in Mr Beast's company group chat and the chat logs got leakedLmao the tranny actually killed Mr Beasts empire like everyone said it would
>>203923355no good
>>203922939
>>203923377bit transphobicjust because it's true doesn't mean you're allowed to say it
>>203923377has dogpack404 dropped sumf new?
>>203923364now pull the stat of how many rapes are by someone known to them, you just can't feel sorry for women
doing the kettlebell workoutsshan't be paying for a gym me
>>203923364Mental how women can't wrap their little heads around the concept of reasonable doubt
>>203923329You literally can do whatever you want tho
>>203923353well now you're already altering terms to suit a new point you're trying to assert. which just suggests you're a very dishonest person.but also, morality is obviously subjective. just look at all the different human cultures with their different moral systems. >>203923431suppose you can really. but some actions have consequences.
>>203923411I do actually feel sorry for woman who are raped by people close to them rorke you horrid little Incel gimp
>>203923386me gingerly carrying an empty tray
>>203923364if you read this as "84,200 were false reports" and not "84,200 cases were thrown out for insufficient evidence" then you're an incel
Spainpaki switching off the VPN to argue about religion and how "it's ok to shag kids because god isn't real" or some other incel bollocks
>>203923448HOWLING>noo atheists believe that... except me as i just said herelmao
>>203923411I'm not known by any woman.
>>203923448Different cultures having different moral systems doesn’t really prove anything. Some of them might just be wrong.
>>203923411That makes me feel MORE sorry for them. Couldn't imagine that level of betrayal.
>>203923463This poster raped me
>>203923491you might also be wrong
noncehunters in this video are playing sad violin music on a speaker when the nonce starts to cry
>>203923411struggling to see what your point here is
fucked up hard AGAIN
Business idea: hot women who inexplicably want to have sex with you and cuddle you despite you being a slug of a man
>>203923467you use the word garbage a lot just like zo3y did100414356
>>203923448Morality is objective. Is raping a child the right thing to do under any circumstance? No. Exactly. That's because morality is objective. The cultures that excuse or celebrate immoral acts are immoral cultures.
When I started getting muscley from working out I started getting turned on by male physiques and becoming way more interested in them
>>203923499Doesn’t matter, you still haven’t given a good explanation
A girl will never love me
just cant be bothered today
>evil people exist therefore morality is subjective
even by brick's standards being so thick to deny anyone holds the position he holds while simultaneously asserting that position is quite remarkable
>>203923324on ebay you put an option to accept offers if you're open to hagglingthere are dozens of the same thing sold at the same price so it will sell
>>203923501
>>203923555move your fat arse NOW
>>203923532what if raping a child stopped 10 other children being raped? >>203923551neither have you
>>203923410Dunno who that is, just had someone in the group chat telling me that apparently there was a leak and some YouTubers actually reported Mr Beast and his mates to the FBI for exchanging CP in their group chat, specifically the tranny posting a photo of what is reported to be a naked 13 year old Ivanka Trump. Mental how all trannies are like this
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14006783/Smoking-cannabis-damage-lining-smokers-brains-research-suggests-amid-fears-use-drug-teenagers.html>Earlier this month, medics in the US, where cannabis use has been legalised in 24 states, said they had seen a surge in debilitating side-effects linked to chronic use of the drug.>This includes a rising number of cases of 'scromiting' – a phenomenon where sufferers both scream and vomit.Kek wtf thought this was just a stupid term used here
I sack trannies
>>203923604yeah apparently overuse can make you vomit but ive never seen that anywhere heretypical yanks being drama queens
>>203923604scromiting
why are chicken kiev burgers not a thing?
>>203923552me when i found out the friendly and qt cashier has a bf
>>203923467>pakisbit of self-hatred to try fit in with the lads?
>>203923599>what if raping a child stopped 10 other children being raped?You don't realise that you've just proven that morality is objective because you innately used the rape of a child (or in this case 10 of them) as the most evil, despicable act you could conjure up for your trolley problem.For the record, yes, that would still be an evil act.
>what if raping a child stopped 10 other children being raped?oh dear
>>203923636I'll try it later and report back
>>203923636They're chicken Kyiv burgers these days lad
>>203923636the fact you were able to describe them and have all know exactly what you mean implies they already are a thing, if not a common thing
>>203923642mate this guy argued that no atheist claims you can do whatever you wantthen claimed that morality is subjective and meaninglesslmaoabsolute state of hiw retarded he is
got a mid-term in 20 minutes, have you lot got any words of encouragement?
Didn't realise it was daily weed smoking that caused by sleep apnoea until I quit and it went away.
>>203923681nigger
>>203923569you what
>>203923681Fuck off yank
yes, I describe myself as christian, that's why I suggest raping 10 children as the solution of a problem
>>203923681foy
>>203923628oitone it down
>>203923681wtf is a mid-term
>>203923681Is midterm like celebrating the halfway point in a baby's trimester or summat
>>203923604>'scromiting' – a phenomenon where sufferers both scream and vomit.struggling to comprehend what circumstances would bring this on
>>203922203Square face like annabel tiffin
>>203923709brick you are genuinely so stupid that your existence is the greatest argument against god
“Evil” is a trope used by religious fanatics and those whom they have persauded to believe in mystical woo. There is no good or evil, there is only logic.
you see about this fella who got 18 years for making cp deepfakes
>>203923681I will happily offer you every form of support, short of help.
>>203923736Repeated inhalation of cannabis smoke it would seem
>>203923765how do you know good logic?
>>203923772bloody weeders
>>203923719it's like when you're a sophmore and the county-general subpoena'd you as a freshman so your mom grounds you until spring break and you miss promtotally bummer dude
which one were you
incel lives matter
>>203923779Good logic can be presented and proved. If you believe in “evil” you might as well believe in ghosts and goblins.
>>203923601dogpqck404 is probs that youtuber, he was a former mr beast employee who dropped some vids exposing business tactics and methods mr beast used to prey on young audiences and in the most recent he exposed a mr brast exec whos also a gay porn big wig too, also exposed a guy who appeared in some vids in a mask to hide his face because he was a convicted sex offender who nonced an 11yo or something. mr beast defenders have been trying to discredit dogpack404 for smoking pot and doing shrooms as if that excuses mr beast having nonces working on set appearing in vids and having some gay porn mogul in his ranks. shits all weird
>>203923765>Admitting you would rape a childEvil, vile creature you.
>>203923117Had to check if this was real or not
>>203923804leave it on last week's reddit next time
>>203923816you just said there's no such thing as good so how can there be good logic
>>203922203is it true british men are popular in europe?
>>203923823Just asked my mate there and he says the youtuber was a woman. Rosanna something.
>>203923136Friend was telling me they were selling something for £7 and someone messaged for £6. Just pay the fucking price
>“Evil” is a tropehat
>>203923804As long as you're above 4% good morphology you should have no trouble impregnating a woman.Most men are between 3-5%.In other words, the vast majority of your sperms are worthless. But it only takes one.
>>203923825I would not, as it is not logical to do so.
>>203923719an exam half-way through the term. it's worth 30% of my module so if I do well here I can half arse it come January (for the end of term exams)
what's impressive about brick is he is so thick that every single thing he writes is logically inconsistent with what he wrote beforehe is utterly incapable of maintaining a consistent worldview
if it's hip, it's here
>>203923889FOLC
>>203923893PODYBC
thank fuck I dont have uni anymore
how about all of you armchair moral realists all go and objectively kill yourself? boring bastards
>>203923884how do you determine what logic is "good" and what is not when you have said there is no good or evil?
>>203923465He really is like this lmaoAbsolute state of this brown incel retard oh my days
>>203923893almost as if your nonsense catchphrase is being pointed at several different people
>>203923804me? bent, thick, asymmetric, large headed, and short.
>>203923924most moral atheist>>203923931except it's the same posting style replying to the same comments as part of the same conversation? cope on retarded brick
ten hag sacked lads
>French student, 24, kills himself after getting a botched beard transplant 'by an estate agent pretending to be a surgeon in Turkey'
>it couldn't possibly be that the majority of /brit/ disagrees with my purposefully obtuse opinions, no it must be that the imaginary opponent I've assigned them is inconsistentand then he wonders why he's called copelaone
Was walking home at 3am last night and this dog came charging at me out of the darkness and I knelt down and gave him some pets and hugs and then I realised that's something a black person has never experienced because they are scared of dogs. Mental. Imagine being deprived of such bountiful love like that.
>>203923964ahh yes brick that's why everyone on brit who bothers reading your drivel calls you out
>>203923960screaming
>>203923946yeah but what about your sperm
>>203923599Reckon this post violates US law as it incites paedophilia. What do we think lads? Should the authorities be informed? They might think it's worth it to go round and give him a knock and check his computer.
>>203923964he's just a very angry and bitter 42 year old incel. this is his way of coping for his shit life
It's OK to be gay
>>203923950wrong
15 minutes
>>203923980you are literally the only one who has ever used that extremely low quality nonsense catchphrase
>>203923960>beard transplantWhats really crazy is the estate agent didnt just take the money and run he decided to try snd do the surgery? Kek like how hard could it be right
>>203924020He's done you to be fair mate
>>203924020you are so utterly retarded it's unfathomable to any other person on the planet
figuring out how to furnish the 2 bed house I bought lads.is it mental to have a dining room but no proper sitting room? I don't have a TV so don't care for the whole TV-centric sofa setup most sitting rooms have. I'm thinking of just having no proper sofa at all but maybe just a small chaise longue in the corner by some bookshelves as a reading corner and the rest of that space with a bigger table for entertaining.I'm also making one bedroom into an office with my computer setup, the other stays as a proper bedroom.
>>203924044trolling outside of /b/ instead of proving your made up points won't help either
>>203923960i really feel bad for laughing
>>203923950o wait ur right x
been gone for about an hour and a half and not a soul at work noticed. Stealing a wage me
>>203924062project on go on elucidate how "good logic" describes the world but "good" does not exist lmaoutter retard
>>203924045Yes it's fine if you want to be a virgin forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tI1pu5rfZwIs the movie Heat worth watching?
>>203924020>Throwing in the phrase 'extremely low quality' so you can try to justify reporting the post for making you feel badoh my DAYS brick
i think morality is objective. you dont even need to use a religious framework to think so
>>203924079you just proved this right >>203923931 so you can stop posting now
>>203922346uranus does thati assume it would just shift our perspective of north and south
didn't think i'd manage to bench 70kg for 5 reps, but I did it. Well on the road to 100kg dee lads
>>203924105how did i prove that right?
>>203924089lost the v card years ago
>>203924116
>>203924115seated overhead pressing that in about 1 hour
>>203924108how can a solid object with no hinges or joints move in 2 directions at once?
>>203924103>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments. Please refrain from posting the following:>Irrelevant catchphrases or copypasta>>203924117I'm not any of the posters who've been posting off-topic religious bollocks, you just throw your nonsense catchphrase at anyone you don't like
>>203924045If by some miracle you brought a woman home and had to reveal you'd be sitting at the dining table as 'I don't really watch TV so I didn't bother with a living room', you would deserve it when you became a tiktok dating horror story
>>203924124howling can pin this to all of brick's posts
>>203924134it can't, i thought he was talking about what if earth spun like uranus, on reflection he seems to be off his nut
>>203924137"sure" you're not which is why you type exactly the same and have the same derranged low intelligentlol, lmao even
>>203924132hell yeah
>>203924176this is why you're called copealoneand you know it because you hide behind your camp giggling and your "sure" whenever you're presented with your hypocrisy
>>203924219you are severely mentally ill
>>203924226yeah you use this spammed nonsense catchphrase a lot too, glad you recognise that
>>203924270you are severely mentally ill
dogge
wanking pooing farting and guess what lads? shitting
>>203923960Good riddance
