Autumn edition
>>203926791*vomits*
>>203926791she is such a fucking bitch
>>203926791IMAGINE how bruised and battered her knees would be
Sir Fucking Bitch
are roobz
funny how brick dodges the simple question how in a world without good there is "good logic"
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>>203928595I know a forum you would like
>>203928622You were dodging questions all thread to be fair D-man
copealone:>so you're saying because you dont have an argument you want me to do it for you?also copealone:>how so?>what do you mean?>how so?>?
>>203928637*wees myself*
Buying stonk
dodgy diego
What sort of porn does diego watch
*chanting*DADS! DADS! DADS!
>>203928649which question did i dodge mate? i am happy to address x>>203928653bit of a projection this mate
>>203928677yeah that catchphrase does it too, glad you realise that
>>203928696so you have no argument?
>Tommy Robinson raises £100k amongst his supporters for his legal fund>Pleads guilty immediately today>His fans are still enraged at the system instead of himrather QUEER these civnatsdon't understand them at all
>>203928700you need me to do it for you?
Say my name.
imagine being diego's family at christmas. must be right chore having their born-again christian son bleating on about his god nonsense non-stop when they just want to enjoy their comfy chrimbo.
>>203928716i would like you to back up your assertions with evidence yes >>203928721project on
>>203928690do not redeem the rhineland
>>203928730what do your family think of your conversion?
>>203928721his mum making a knowing face when he starts talking about homosexuals yet againher telling him to "leave it" for the rest of the night while he hounds her going "how so?", "what did you mean?", "mum stop projecting"
>>203926791phwoar ruby granger tights
I want to stand with you on a mountain I want to bathe with you in the sea what part of this are you not fucking understanding you bitch
why does it seem like 12 year old retards show up here around the same time everyday?
>Oh, no christmas pudding for me, I'll stick to the festive log. Find the pud a bit rich>how so? you were drinking mulled wine earlier, which is teleologically richer than christmas pudding. you're a fucking retard
>>203928774
>>203928774howling
>puts my festive log in your mouth
stop he's already dead
>>203928740challenging as they are not christians>>203928747least mentally ill atheist >>203928774LOL
I've done it. I have gotten the achievement for staying for 10 years at one club. What now then
>>203928747>while he hounds her going "how so?", "what did you mean?", "mum stop projecting"
>>203928771is that where the local wizard lives
where is all our tax going
>>203928806get and life
>>203928773>>203928789
>>203928806how about getting a clue
>>203928773/brit/ is absolute dogshit until the wagies get home and don't let any smelly neet cunt tell you otherwise
>>203928806maybe you should check your real inbox see if you've got a reply on your job application to mcdonalds
>>203928813to the fucking king
>>203928804so you think your family are mentally ill retards?
>>203928774screaming
>>203928637my MI5 assigned officer in shambles as he has to read yet another seasideMARK shitpost
>>203928771would be nice to see a wrecking ball hurling through that stinky hut
>>203928824
>>203928806try and get out of the championship one of these days maybe
>>203928829i think they have a degree of privledge and naivity that allows them to put off theological questions
copealone's family queueing up episodes of Graham Norton (famously gay UK celebrity) and Naked Attraction (show with full frontal male nudity) to keep him pacified
>>203928806airdrie mentioned
>>203928828>the fucking kingmy ears are burning
>>203928853project on
I'm a fucker for cress
>>203928838
>>203928848but also mentally ill?
he lives in a camping trailer
diego wailing like a banshee when his mum's new girlfriend wishes him a happy holidays
>>203928848they must be thick as fuck if they're atheists
>>203928876literally only going off of things you have posted there
don't know the national anthem. don't like the national anthem. don't ever encounter situations where I would have to sing the national anthem.
>family member telling me about some whatsapp group dramaI DO NOT GIVE A SHIT
>>203928885i wouldn't say any family members are mentally ill but i think there is as i said above a privledge and naivity that discourages proper reflection on existence>>203928896lol i wouldn't say atheists but non christians sure>>203928908how so?>>203928894project on
copealone refusing to pull a cracker with his dad because it's ungodly and it's only a sin if he acts on it
THE DEPARTMENT'S SHIT ALRIGHT, IT'S FUCKING SHIT
Sir Shart Farter KC
>>203928910https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxDdEPED0h8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxDdEPED0h8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxDdEPED0h8
aye
Reckon if you lot were in a room together irl there'd be several instances of gay sex occurring
50kg ohptoil completed
>>203928951Instigated by you no doubt
diego sitting on santa's lap and saying 'project on' when santa tells him he's on the naughty list
>greggs sell lukewarm food to avoid paying VATI do not understand why we have these ridiculous arbitrary VAT rules. Just put it on everything or nothing
>>203928931My mrs's friend suddenly found God (read: joined some weird baptist cult) and won't tell her baby daughter about Father Christmas because it's a sin to lie
>>203928965nice, was doing 52.5 earlier
>>203928965>>203928994not bad lads up to 55 myself
>>203928981your mum VAT
>>203928984who's gonna eat the cookies they leave out then
>>203929012sorry I made a mistake i meant 57.5
we the fuck are you all on about christmas it's october ffs
30kg ohp for weeks
>>203928965>>203928994>>203929012>>203929030I do all of these weights but I do them each for 2 more reps than you do them
(8) and i remember when i met him it was so clear that he was the only one for me (8)
>>203928981It's from like 2012/13, Call Me Dave changed the rules to charge VAT on hot food eaten in. So places like greggs needed to list a cheaper takeaway price and a higher eat-in price on hot food
On the beers and the wine lads wahey
>>203928981stops it from being too regressivefood is essential, but takeaways are a luxurygreggs is stuck in between, although realistically they shouldn't be exempt at all
rorke sending tommy robinson this month's rent just to watch him plead guilty
>>203929080legend been on the whiskey since midday
>>203929080absolutely absurd time and day to be on the booze
The ceiling is leaking again.
>>203929079>Abbs
>>203928965nice lad.
>>203929098>whiskeyFOY
the purchase
>>203929114scotch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHVxIjpycNchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHVxIjpycNchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHVxIjpycNc>>203929100cope see>>203929098and i'm even at work lmao
>>203929079Read the bottom line and got a boner
I won 3 of 5 events and came third in the deadlift in a strongman comp last year (out of about 15 competitors) but still came second overall because of my poverty overheadFucking smoked everyone in the farmers and yoke as well
>>203929101But like your mum's fanny when im around
>>203929124oh youre hard
>>203929143(8) i love the danger you're the perfect stranger (8)
>>203929132and here you are now posting with me
>>203929125alri coconut shagger
>>203929154bizarre post
I'm fuming right now
I know there are people like me out there but I have zero interest in socialising with other people so it's a dead end innit lads
dripped coffee on my jeans from the cookie i dunked
>>203929132post the weights then
>>203929178it's signature use, report and ignore
Thinking about brown chebs again
>>203929200never tell me what to do
Most Americans don't realise that their Scottish whisky comes from Scotland It's surprising but true
>>203929196Dunk your head in there next time and leave it till the bubbles stop
>>203929186i doubt i can find anyone as sexy as me
>>203929198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K68VFDOlkpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K68VFDOlkpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K68VFDOlkps
>>203929211Looks like that mentally ill celebrity forgot her name
>>203928838would be nice to see your stepdad's fist hurling through your stinky brown head
4chan is social media
>>203929224>Most Americans are mongs that dont even readNot really that surprising is it
>>203929225
listening to the beastie boys
>>203929211looks like a tranny
>>203929282liked
>>20392919890kg log for reps, I got 5200kg deadlift for reps, got 14 (winner got 17)100kg per hand farmers 40m 20 seconds250kg yoke 40m 24 seconds110kg stone over bar 8 reps
non conscious cucknadian trying to do background lore on deegz
the purchase. a new mattress protector
>>203929303height?
i am conscious
>>203929291never rock the mic with the pantyhose
>>203929316The Shagging Palace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcVQJJoD45whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcVQJJoD45whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcVQJJoD45w
why are adverts being spamming/flooded
>>203929291Brass monkey That funky monkey
>>203929362spammed*
Greggs staff will refuse to put anything back in to reheat for you because of dumb health and safety and vat rules when it's such a basic courtesy orherwise
which artists have you seen this year?me:chapel roancharli xcxdorian electrakacey musgravesski mask the slumpgodmagdalena bayjusticegreen daya g cook
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>>203929397i was at glasto and had a few gigs before that so quite a few
>>203929405and shortly after she divorced him
>>203929449nice woudl love to be at glastonburybut the whole give all your life details to be elligible to maybe get a tiket kills it
I go to the music alone. I try and down drinks fast to lose my sense of self so I can act relaxed and 'natural'. I stand somewhere not in the way nodding my head and looking around. It ends and I leave feeling slightly upset at myself.
>>203929397Cornwall
>>203929397What good artists did you see this year though?
>>203929496this is me biut with water
Found God He was propped up against the door arch of the library in town centreStank of piss
'Playbook' is the most horrendous word in the english language
My husband has mental problems, he saw people in the church who were homosexual kissing during mass etc., and he went and told them this was inappropriate and he was told by the priest that he doesn't want to see him at church ever again. So what was done in my opinion we invite people to be changed by Christ and remove those challenging them? why no one asks my husband how he feels, and why he did it.
diego wanking to gay porn because god made him this way
*HALO jumps into thread*day off tomorrow, very VERY tempted by the cans
>>203929496i try this as well but i get black out drunk and so cant remember what happened other than bank statment reciepts from places i cant remember
>>203929291NO SLEEP TILL
CAN I GET BACK MY LONELY LIFECAN I GET BACK, CAN I GET BACKCAN I GET BACK MY LONELY LIFECAN I GET BACK, CAN I GET BACK
>>2039296172nd strangest post ive read all day
>>203929595Gormless actually
look at this photographevery time I do it makes me laughhow did our eyes get sooo redand what the hell is on joey's head?
another grottty day on the isles
>>203929702what was number 1
>>203926791>Fit >Trust me bro lifting will give you confidence >Lifts and my confidence is worse
reading some hp lovecraftbut don’t mention his cats name! haha
>>203929772Huh?
raping my own arse
Sir Cream Cracker
>>203929778What’re you reading
Americans be like "pepto bismol"
>>203929796My confidence has gotten worse after lifting because I constantly see myself as a ugly rat creature with no progress
there's absolutely zero reason for tits to be as erotic as they are. they are featureless blobs for the most part the brain is amazing
might sell my knob on ebay
>>203929742>>203928373
christmas is just over a month away lads*'Merry Xmas Everybody' starts playing loudly*
>>203929831cocksso 'kinsmall
>>203929837yh that's pretty strange
people always get in the way when i go shopping
>>203929832Maybe make some progress then
>>203929833Once you play with them you realise they are quite boring reallyThey look amazing though
>>203929832tiny cocked plumber momentos
>>203929874Absolutely love playing with them me
>>203929832lift for aesthetics then
people who sneeze are rude
>>203929874nah
>>203929893sneezing is better than sex
>>203929874Wrong, everything you can do with arsecheeks you can do with tits, except tits are more sensitive and therefore more orgasmic
>>203929911it's not comparable
>>203929874This is a brilliant /brit/ gimmique
>Kemi Badenoch got BBD in her A Levels (Biology, Chemistry, Maths)Apparently she's lazy af too and does basically no work before midday.And she's on the precipice of being leader of hte opposition, a 160k job.Deary me.
sneezing on a pair of tits
>>203929954Indeed sex is leagues behind a single sneeze
>>203929960>Apparently she's lazy af too and does basically no work before midday.ktim
>>203929960Even i did better than that and im the proverbial mong
colossal soft somali breasts cradled from behind by a thin white hand
tits are only there to feed our little joe so that he'll grow
>>203929833my theory is since breasts are a clear sign of a female, the male brain is drawn to them instinctively like a moth to a flame
>>203929893*sneezes on this post*
>>203930003>colossal somali breastsSeems unlikely
bangpusi
>>203930044they get fat over here
Us comfy NEETs are far better posters than the autistic debaters and namefag drama cunts
>>203930064Pics
Almost grinching season
call me Plankton the way I Cum Buckets
for me it's thicc ethiopians
>>203929960She should get a BBL
getting a liposuction because my girlfriend called me fat. says I have to go from 10 to 9 stones
do you wear socks around the house, lads? feels liberating to be sockless imo
>>203929291i know they are jews
timmy's willy stretching to be almost as long as his fat somalian gf's forehead
>>203930133socks and slipperst. grandad
so fucking scared of being alone lads did absolutely everything with hershe was my best and only friend I can’t fucking cope
>>203930133Socks and sliders until it gets too cold then the slippers come out
>>203929102double gs got double bs
Finally thanks Kier for doing what Sunak wouldn't
>>203930177What did you do wrong
>>203930177Bit silly killing her then wasn’t it
>>203930133slippers, need to get a new pair as i have a hole in one of them
>>203930177>Whinging like a big girls blouseWonder why she left
>>203930177>she was my best and only friend;_;
>>203930203Right, but prisons are crowded, so let him out
>>203930177she's gone hire hookersu talk like a pussy pussys don't get pussy
>>203930216>blouseGirls don't wear female clothes anymore
>>203930133Just socksNever slippers, don't see the point
>>203930204didn’t treat her good in general im a piece of shit
so fucking dehydrated and drydesperately need lotion
>>203930177You’ll get over it but use this as a lesson. Have friends and don’t put all your eggs in one basket. Treating a girlfriend like your forever soulmate and just hanging out with her is a recipe for disaster when she gets bored of you
>>203930238>whinging like a big girls balls
>>203930203reminder that the young gentlemen punching female police officers in the face happened on 23 July and no charges have been brought yet
Here it comes
>>203930238Blouse is just a shirt for girls
you have six months left to learn CUDA or you will curse your family line to the permanent underclass
The main problem with women wearing trousers is that they need entire factories built to supporting this lifestyle Men can simply wear them women need industrial blood soaking kits just to wear our clothes
>>203930234No. CB the drill rapper who aimed his sawn off shotgun at a police car will be released instead
>>203930304What's CUDA
Who is more liked in the UK, Michael Fassbender or Robert Pattinson?
>>203930283The labour councillor who said to cut their throats is on bail too
>>203930265ayo dis nigga ashy
>>203930311are you mental
>>203930338no idea who those people are
>>203930304You cuda had sex
>>203930177
>>203930338what are you talking about
>>203930338Er dunno Robert Pattinson I suppose but neither are particularly huge stars
>>203930311what the fuck are you on lmfao
>>203930348It's true 80% of the world's fashion factories are only making womens clothing and 50% of that is all on trousers.
>>203930338fass is cooler but all zoomers will be team pattison
4chan needs emojis It’s not fucking 1998
almost every french person I've met was an asshole. both the men and the women. not sure why the brits are cynical but generally nice
>>203930406leave that shit on twitter
>>203930406we're not women
lads check your metal bottles. Just shined a torch into mine and the bottom has bits of what looks like black mould. Who knows how long i've been drinking that shit. grim grim grim grim grim
>>203930430Agreed, that's the first sensible thing I've seen you post
>>203930311what are you saying? that women would free bleed if they wore skirts?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
;)
>>203930430Disagree French people I’ve met have always been very friendly if you put in a bit of effort to speak French with them. Even French Canadians are nice when they learn you’re American and not Canadian
>>203930406Clown hat curly hair smiley face<S:)
>>203930392>>203930348>>203930474Women need tampons to wear trousersMen don't
>>203930539pretty sure women need tampons regardless
>>203930539Do you think women are having their blob on all the time?
>>203930583a lot of women are into freebleeding
>>203930349>>203930364>>203930376>>203930402These two actors have recently filmed films with two different South Korean directors. In South Korea, Pattinson has a very friendly image. People think he is a humble, good person. Fassbinder is known as a character actor.
love bizarre incel arguments
>>203930583Ah yes women could not survive until the 1950s
Mad how lads here have had gfs while I haven't even had one and I'm 32 ;_;
What are you supposed to do with a 4PM boner?
take a bite out of it
>>203930610pattinson doesn't use shampoo
>>203930664Pop it in the fridge for later
>Skepta jumps into a new realm with his latest collaboration with Puma! The grime artist will bringing us a full trail collection that will include a hiking boot.What do we think of Skepta inspiring the 'ronem to go hiking?
got a sore throat from screaming at your smelly incel posts
>>203930626you think women haven't been using extra bits of cloth down there for thousands of years? jog on
>>203930681rorke won't like this one bit
>>203930681I don't like this one bit
>>203930681Oh they coming after Rorke's safe space hobbies
>>203930681I like this, but only one bit
something of a /cm/ legend me
>>203930610Maybe koreans should stop being such celebrity worshippers
holy fuck I just realized what that guy is sayingwomen wear dresses and other open ended lowerwear because they fucking bleed and leak
>>203930681excited to have some diversity out on the trail walks personally, just what the english countryside was lacking
off to the lakes in my skeppies
>>203930760Yes and even with cloth they could not wear trousersSo women need industrial grade sponge equipment just to wear our clothes
>>203930747>but only one bitthinking about fit brown birds hiking are we
>>203930628you can still do it, whats holding you back
>>203930628same but i'm 33 and also an inceland never been on a date and i've hit on loads of girls
anyone who's been to big name hiking spots like Durdle Door and that will have witnessed first-hand that the car parks are crawling with non-whites and they literally drop off with the altitudethey're not made for it
I want to have my cock covered in poo as I pull it out of her rectum.
>wake up>go to work>eat>sleep>wake up>time to get ready for workSo this is the supposed “proper life”. I want to go back to being a neet. This is awful
>>203930799State of those legs
>>203930835they're more made for altitude than us
>>203930877Yeah but you got money to spend on girls, hangout with your friends, save up for a houseYou’re doing good lad
>>203930835>hiking spots like Durdle Door The famous hills of the dorset coast
>>203930894for light exercise thenI don't know what it is but you don't see any fucker over Natural Hessian on the Dulux chart any higher than the first snack van
>>203930799what are thooooose
>>203930799what's with the obscenely thick soles
>>203930919if you've not been there then don't chime in? not hard, is it
cat's been sick on my skepta hiking boots
>>203930929>over Natural Hessian on the Dulux chartu wot
rorke climbing ben nevis to escape the woke mind virus only to find a cronem delivering a bbc blackening at the summit
>>203930969
>>203930961manlets aren't they
>>203930961something squeakin
>>203930993Ah yes rorke hates immigrants and tourists to get becomes a tourist in Scotland
>>203931034>>203931034
Bentebe Gbanevis
>>203931023esl moment
get the mandem on the mountains
>>203930962I have been there. Thats a very short walk from the village to the spot (albiet was plenty of indians there when i went)
>>203926791wow she's lovely who is she?how are british women so fucking dreamy anons
