Chapaev edition
poo
Might venture out for more beers
might poo to china
watching xqc and smoking on that loud ganja XD
need
maws always causing a racket about the housestomping about slamming doors just sit on your arse you old cow
The Jews just voted to ban all non-Jewish aid suppliers to Palestine They have also gave a £200 million contract to build concentration camps in Gaza Yikes
>>203939907big titty brunettethe absolute GOAT
>>203939906
based jews
>>203939962don’t really care desu
Mithril daggerUnpoisonedPoisonPoison+Poison++Mithril daggerReleased 4 January 2001 (Update)Members NoQuest item NoPropertiesTradeable YesEquipable YesStackable NoNoteable YesOptions Wield, DropExamine A dangerous dagger.ValuesValue 325 coinsHigh alch 195 coinsLow alch 130 coinsWeight 0.396 kgGrand ExchangeExchange 101 coins (info)Buy limit 125Daily volume 7,266View real-time pricesThe mithril dagger is a dagger made out of mithril. Mithril daggers can be smithed from a single mithril bar at level 50 Smithing. Each mithril dagger created grants 50 experience. Mithril daggers are the fifth strongest daggers in RuneScape, the next strongest being the adamant dagger. Like all mithril weapons, mithril daggers require 20 Attack to wield. As with all daggers, this weapon can be poisoned. Players can purchase this dagger from the Varrock Swordshop.
fucking /pol/ virgins where they belong talking about american politics i don'y know who made the last thread but i hope someone rapes them to death
>>203940013Yes 190 we know
>>203939962disgraceful
Recall was enabled by default after an update on windows 11, users having to turn it off again if they did not want it enabled. If you care about privacy even one iota, you will switch to Linux before windows 10 support is ended.
>>203939999checked
Want both of these girls to fart on me. Want to be a chair for one of them while she chats and drinks tea with her lady friends, farting on me with no reguard the entire time.
literally have sex>UK fertility timebomb: Crisis as birth rates drop to all time low with some areas becoming 'baby deserts' as so few are having childrenhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14010305/UK-fertility-crisis-birth-rates-lowest-records-began.html
never funny everrrrrrrrr
>>203940112Love 2 smoke that sticky stinky flower me
>>203940157nothing to do with me
>>203940157No money.Greedy landlords and houses too expensive.Shit economy.No jobs.Not conducive to having babies.
thread is slow as a week in the jail
>>203940157Uh but the government brought in millions of African and Indian men to rape women here to increase the birth rate why didn't it work
>>203940207with a lot less bumrape
>>203940201Ah yes money somehow relates to people having sexPeople have sex because of money ah yes
Reminder to kill everyone in your vicinity
>>203940245Smart people have kids when they are financially stableStupid ones don't
>>203940245People don't want kids so they use birth control and condoms. You have the brain of a nigger.
High class only
doing house viewings but dont think ill ever go through wth it because all i see are rooms where i'll hang myself
Yayaya I am lorde
>>203940301yeah best to hang yourself at mum's
>>203940157but leftypol said mass immigration for decades was the solution to this problem?
>>203940157>import browns>people don't want to reproduce with them around>birth rate drops>use this as an excuse to ship in more darkoidsrinse and repeat
>>203940358wouldnt do that. not fair to have the 'rents look after me but if i lived alone i'd kms
some good news: my vegetarian chilli was a roaring success
>>203940157women working has meant that stuff is now twice as expensive and the future mother of your children probably sucked cock and did cocaine parties in her 20s and came out expecting a doctor husband.
>>203940301You're wealthy enough to buy a house. You're winning
forgot how peng these are
>>203939906For me it's mira004, in the dark with my eyes closed
>>203940400im a incel tho
Top US Government officials that worked on UFOlogy and the space programs are coming out, revealing that the US has access to a crashed alien spaceship, as well as several bodies recovered from the aerial craft.
I've managed to get my old job back lads. Tried my current role a year but I don't like it. They're taking me back on more money so I can't really complain, only issue is I lost my additional days of leave accrued but oh well.
*squeak*
>vegetarian chilli
holohoax is a better name for it tbf
rorkes gaff
In my unis piano practice room. Some Chinese girl is going absolutely ballistic next door. Couldn't even tell you what she's playing, but she's doing it expertly. Meanwhile I'm in here banging out the chords to Golden Slumbers (poorly)
In the south of France drinking wine and eating Cassoulet My missus doesn't really get it though. She's always in a rush or looking for things to Instagram
>>203940453Holy comfy
>>203940281Hm so just... Ban those
>when you come down for dinner and get asked what you've been up to and you've done nothing but sit in front of the computer all day and you genuinely don't even know where the time has gone
>>203940457Haha wearing a tin foil hat right now are we?
>>203940509wahey
>>203940487im too poor to afford mince
>>203940540
>>203940524Why is your flag still UK though
>>203940438Mental there's people that think this shite is somehow a threat to humanity.
>>203940559Costa like 3 quid
Why is he allowed to avatarpost every thread but mousey can't post the mice?
>>203940599have literally 10 quid in my bankim scraping the barrel here
>>203940536>you genuinely don't even know where the time has goneYes you doDon't lie
I'm going to be V'ing for DJT instead of KaHr in the E
yeezys be squeakin rn
>>203940527Smart people will stick to anal before they have kids they can't afford. The only people who breed when they can't afford it are niggers and retards. That's why shitholes are all overpopulated. Even in the UK, the only people you see pushing prams about are niggers, retards and coal burners, or a combination of the three.
>>203940524Looks pretty tasty
/int/ niggas are posting about autism in main >_>
WHO EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD WORK WITH MEN?
dropped me biscuit in me brew
>>203940520Comparison is the thief of joy, matey
>>203940547wonder if thats what humans do when theyre that bored
>>203940629Nobody has anal sex
>>2039406111. jannies want brit to suffer2. adam is a janny3. jannies genuinely are just retarded and hate mice but love tranny porn and cuck posting
>>203940489what about the Holodohoax?
>>203940629>Smart people will stick to analDo women ever get hurt by that? I mean it's not really designed for a willy is it. Just wonder if it's even comfortable for them
>>203940657yeah i kno u dont lol
>>203940524looks like a shitty tourist restaurant
>>203940622the only thing that is squeaking right now are the hydraulics on your computer chair as they buckle under your fat arse
>>203940619struggle to list what I have been doing all day. would have to check my history
snus is so grim but im a nicotine addict and need several a day like some wee gremlin
>mumberg comes in>"what you doing">nothing>walks out
>>203940582they're advancing. two months ago it would've just straight up lied to you without factchecking itself
>>203940719you were wanking weren’t you
>>203940710just smoke a rollie like a normal human being
THIS COMMITTEE OWES AN APOLOGY
>>203940690perfect projection right there
>>203940690
>>203940722But it's not actually fact checking. Fact checking would involve the process of actively looking up a source. The AI is just schizo ranting and pulling shit out of it's arse.
is this rorke?
/brit/ in feline form has died lads
>>203940756It’s not though is it
>>203940710Alri gremlin
mad how aliens have posted in /brit/
Why do they all do this? https://x.com/i/status/1849512260148039895
>>203940771ai video
>>203940790not clicking that
>>203940773it kind of is isnt it
>>203940761it got it right in the end though
any psychic mediums in? clairvoyants?
Get in la
>>203940815It’s not though is it
>>203940826Nah just aliens
>>203940842it kind of is isnt it
what do you make of women with grim faces but great bodies
>>203940790the drugsits all the drugsthey are on a LOT
>>203940862the best I'll ever do
>>203940862short term
fuckikng hell near replied to a yank post then. good job i double-checked the flag
>>203940862They're called butterfaces mate
fucking sick of being mentally ill, think im going to rope myself tonight
attempting to knock the booze on the head for a few weeks. extremely boring.
>>203940862Post an example la x
>>203940860It’s not though is it
>>203940819That just means that it knew it the whole time but still printed a bunch of schizo rant text for no reason because LLMs are fundamentally retarded and don't actually understand the text that they spew.
>>203940886dont do it lad. you'll miss out on halloween
>>203940826Yes. I knew you’d ask.
icingberg was a bit runny but the cookiebergs have been made
>>203940888Walk to Lidl to clear your head
fucking sick of being mentally ill, think im going to rape myself tonight
>>203940886cheerio gamer
>>203940930just add a bit more icing powder
A woman with a pretty face and unremarkable body is better than an ugly woman with a great body
sugar is as addictive as crack. Until 70 years ago we had hardly any in are diet and diabetes was incredibly rare.
>>203940886i think you're just bullshitting. consider this calling your bluff
mmhmm they squeakin quik dem air jordans arent they
UNION JACK
I must have an abhorrent personality to have met so many women and still be single
>>203940738no. door was open
>>203940947that would have been the smart move, but i am stubborn
>>203940985alri tim
Post butterface
still can't believe regular people casually have sex
>>203940965the only thing that is squeaking right now are the hydraulics on your computer chair as they buckle under your fat arse
Reeking smelly cronem farts wafting from the greasy carbon black cronem clappers of thugs and killers
>>203940951>sugar is as addictive as crackNo it isn't.
Need a good satisfying game to play lads
The UK government should have to do a land acknowledgement of the original Anglo Saxon peoples before they say anything
busted ass face but perfect fat tits and perfect areolascorrspaff
>>203941038battle realms
catberg got a bit wet, had to dry her with a towel
getting my sugar fix
>>203940995Hope springs eternal
>>203941038Deus ExWitcher 3Mass Effect trilogy BG3Homeworld 1 & 2
Rorke you playing halo tonight or whatGet your arse on Xbox live
>>203941046wtf
was baldurs gate 3 a good game*rolls my d20 dice*critical fail
nightmare blunt rotation
people seeing the low fertility rates and they soyjak pointing at the economy are so funnyit's not the economy fellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxJs_94TgYEreminds me of this kino interview
>>203941048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYYGKCanqfA
Mumsy’s got her pyjamas on
>>203941092Is he seriously having that 104 IQ cuckold on
>>203941092destiny has a humiliation fetish
kersplat!!
>>203941110Hot
Clarting with the mandeem bluku buzzing off the wagwan bludclort.
>>203941110pics x
>>203941104i just think there used to be a lot more 'oopsies' back in the day
low fertility rates would literally be a non issue if there were no wogswould actually be good for society after a rough adjustment period because there would be higher wages due to less workers, more housing stock and land available, and less strain on infrastructure.
>>203941075its a game
covid didn't kill enough of the healthy workforce
might watch police interceptors
>>203941107really want to try crack but im scared i'll get addicted.
>>203941139people "just had" kids back thenthey got together and 3-5 years later it was natural to have kidsnow, 3-5 years in, you're looking at *maybe* living togetherwhy is that?
>>203941128Alri cmon LG
>>203941141rough adjustment period = political suicideit's all about short term gains for rich boomers at the expense of everything else
IN THE FUCK SHOPTHAT'S WHERE IT'S ATIN THE FUCK SHOPTHE PLACE TO SPLAK
>>203939906He got really really unfunny and boring lately, kinda sad
>>203941173i mean heed that mans warning and you might not want to
>>203941175people want to have a life before getting the yoke of childcare for the next 2 decades which they will only escape on the wrong side of 40.
Hearing the difference now isn't the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA - it's about 15kbps on IDE, but only 7kbps on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media. I started collecting MP3s in about 2001, and if I try to play any of the tracks I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320kbps, they just sound like crap. The bass is terrible, the midrange...well don't get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 32 or even 16kbps. FLAC rips from the same period still sound great, even if they weren't stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to FLAC, you may not be able to hear the difference now, but in a year or two, you'll be glad you did.
would love to be balls deep in Banerjee Marvin lads
>>203941154i know. i used to play it in 2003
>>203941130>>203941136ewwww wtf
>>203941230no you didnt. youre 17 (presumably 18 now to be posting here)
Rishi Sunak was pilloried in the election for pointing out labour was raising taxesNow the budget is going to have a raft of tax risesDisgraceful stuff from lyin labour
>>203941216I have mp3 that are 25 years old and still sound found
>>203941225>tats>piercings>a bit fatnah
Need a lad from a posh sixth form to bare arse fart in my face and call me an old poor wanker.
only policy that has ever lifted birthrates was done by the soviets and it was a coercive tax policy that punished unmarried, childless men. Luckily for us people dont know history and just assume you have to open more nurseries and throw money at ppl.
fuckin ballsed that post up
>>203941306:|
>>203941282>still sound foundbetter than your typing at least lmao
>>203941282you're so old you can't hear bit rot
>>203941265bizarre moveabsolutely nobody is going to vote for them in the next election
How could you identify a /brit/ poster as an extraterrestrial alien? Do you think it'd be possible?
YOU MAY NOT CONFER
None of this would have happened if we had corbyn
My parcel is in ohio
fred fuchs
>>203941366new sex arse on the way?
EYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOO
>>203941345
>>203941297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2QOz4_MkP8just imagine those lips aha x
>>203941306Sounds very gay
i imported porno from japan the other year
>>203941107great video
>>203941366it's all ohio blud
>>203941335my mp3s are all in 64kbps and since humans can't hear more than 20kbps (40kbps in stereo), they'll be fine for decades
>>203941404they'll have rotted away by then
I thought bit rot was a meme like drop bears
you're going to end up 40 anywaymight as well have kidswell adjusted people in this country have got all the drink and drugs and madness out of them by 25
>>203941404Audiophiles are very retarded ngl, just listen to music and stop thinking of bits
bongtime :DD
love a bit of police interceptors, me. they go on the chase and then they catch the criminal who is some low-class mong who can't speak english and they lock 'im up
The thought of going on a drug fueled bender now is just unappealing. I would probably instantly die now.
shaking pale ones
just had an insanely good wank
>>203941581yeah? to whom?
>>203941537bit after 9 bong
>>203941599jeremy kyle.
>>203941614corr
>>203939906same but instead of xqc it's forsen
'ary 'arlow
>>203941599>>>/gif/28071126
watching the bald and bankrupt episode where he is cutting about glesga
>>203941339probably will if the tories don’t change course from diversity hire badenoch and Robert generic
steve wallis has a vitamin deficiency because he's an alcoholic . he wont tell you that in his videos though
there's not a sensible reason in the world not to legalise weed at this point
KAAAHHHHTEEEMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYnYj8_27FE
>>203941670He is a gigantic twat. Also lots of suspicion that he used to go under the online alias of "Vorkuta" or something, and was a serial sex-tourist and borderline predator, preying on vulnerable women in the impoverished towns he visited. There's a whole subreddit dedicated to untangling what a fucking creep he is.
>>203941717possession is used by police to get larger criminals when they can't prove more serious crimes but know they are guiltylike how they got capone on tax evasion
oh good you've set off poo smells tranny
>>203941727yeh and? everyone already knows this
View of Britain's fattest man, George MacAree of East London pictured with four schoolboys, two of whom are wearing his oversized jacket and two others stand together inside the legs of a pair of his enormous trousers (1968)
>>203941772he isn't even fat
might start using /fit/ and /fa/need to get in shape and start dressing better
>>203941772average norf fc fan 2024
might start using /y/ and /d/need to do more vile wanks
>>203941727thats well known is it not, how he takes advantage of all these poor, desperate slavic and third world women and acts like a fanny in the countries he visitscan see in this episode he is still being a bit intrusive, scots especially glaswegians are known to be friendly but hes just walking up to people and shoving the camera in their faces
>>203941798the thinnest man in america
For a social setting, muffled music is much more enjoyable than just straight blasting
>>203941807ever since i took ketamine a few times back in the summer I have become incredibly fashion conscious and obsessed with jewelry, having brought necklaces and watches. Been quite effeminate with it, care far more about clothes and style.Odd.
>>203941737go further im 35 and still there
>>203941737You don't even know what a turbo button is zoomer
>>203941852agreed. if you can't have a conversation right next to you then I really don't understand the point.
what do you think of duffle coats? I need a new winter coat
>>203941866Sounds like ket turned you into a woman mate
>>203941866>broughtFOYZ
yh
>>203941866>jewelry, having brought necklaces and watchesgot any pics of what you've purchased? thought about watches, but I haven't thought about anything beyond that.
>>203941884they're cool but you need wide shoulders to make it look good
>>203941871Why would I care?
what's the most morally bankrupt thing you've ever done?
Dudes be like>Mmm yes this $10,000 watch will really enhance my wardrobeBut women be like>What's that weird thing on his wrist...
>>203941888didnt make me bent tho>>203941911my back camera is fucked on my phone but I got a tag heuer watch, hugo boss bracelet and a chain from warren james
>>203941936Quite the case of*Opens dictionary*Peretrition
>>203941930How do I know if I have wide shoulders
>>203941955the watch is to impress other dudes>why?because women like the leader of the pack>why not just impress women without spending $10k?uhm....
>>203942011if you don't know then it's over
Get the disabled raped lads
>>203941967>tag heuer watchlooking at the price tag on those and it's well over £1000 - do you wear it often? I'd be absolutely petrified about scraping it against something.
>>203941955But I need this watch
>>203942060probably doesn't even track your sleep
>>203942051its actually my dads and he gave it to medoesnt work and just wear it for decoration>>203941955its a status symbol. its for the rich to show off and go "look I can afford this 10 grand watch"
>>203942060That's a nice watch
gfbergs favourite ice cream flavour is pistachio. very grim
>>203942097it’s the best
>A shoulder width of 20 inches is generally considered wideI have no idea what shoulder width is
>>203942097what's wrong with pistachio?
>>20394206010 grand and they cheap out on a shitty nylon strap. what a disgrace
>>203942117
let me guess - you *need* more?
another month, another night spent crouched in front of the open fridge spooning yoghurt onto my vagina
>>203942031Rolex marketing has done your head in>Buy this watch and other men will acknowledge you as their ALPHA
>>203942097https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cAho7QBQy1Q
>>203942060Bro has Snoopy on his watch...
>>203942060omega neekmaster
>>203942151
what did the tailor say to the gay man who didn't want a real leather suit?'i can assure you this thread is fake and gay'
>>203942097Take the piss, Pistachio is one of the top flavours
>>203942097she's taching the pis
>>203942194*cough*
>>203942214Taking the pistachio*
>>203942126Just measured, 19 inches...it's over
>>203942250Every creature pays thougheverMoney is just fungible effort
>>203942194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeezCdF4mk
got narrow shoulders and wide hips me
why is there so much decline in UK
>>203942299Breedable boy
thinking about that lil gay monkey suit child at the Apple store
>>203942250Monkes got a point
>>203942117>>203942134>>203942160>>203942197>>203942214you're all sick!
wide shoulders, wide chest, wide waist, wide hips, wide thighs
>>203942343'
https://youtu.be/iZyO9ulx6Y8
https://www.baileysthebakers.co.uk/product-page/butt-cakewtf
>>203942309we're still reeling from the fall of the empire
>>203942250>you're the only creature that p-*gets mauled to death by a jungle cat*
so... the last /brit/...
>>203942405scuhREAAAM fucking cocky endangered twat
Evening shaggers how are we tonight xGot the Ballon D’or stream on myself x
>>203942424Brit bedtime hours
tummy hurts havent had dinner because im on a diet
>>203942365alri mr men character
>>203942456is not eating tea really a diet?
>>203942454>>203942454>>203942454
>>203942431more like the Ballon Snore. it's just a popularity contest.
