frens edish. non frens not allowedprev >>203936740
any grim realities you would like to share?
>>203944482
Casino anon is gay lol
>>203944555for you
My niggas, should I get a prenup? And if my gf says no, should I end it?
>>203944596>should I get a prenupwhy do you want one?
>>203944482We're all still here, that's pretty grim.
>mfw when i see a fren overcoming challenges and adversity in their life
15 minutes till I'm free
>>203944624I have a family business + 250k net worth whilst being 28 years old.
Why don't our OPs have a cool little flag header like the Norwegians?
>>203944482im worried for momberg. she's riding out her life with a doomer attitude nowadays.
hola amigos
>>203944795hello
>>203944688No(r)dicks are gay ah
Is every single girl under 30 a pansexual LGBTQ+ ally, radical feminist, etc. etc. now?Really starting to feel that way, under 25s especially seem fucked.
I could go for a frontal lobotomy
>>203944935you're looking in the wrong places
>>203944795hola como te va?
>>203944690my mom talks a lot about traveling. she always says, "when i go here, if i ever go there". and i keep hoping that one day, i'll finally get that text. a picture of her having the time of her life on some beach or in some postcard of a city. but she's phobic of flying, and i don't think i'll ever get that text. i think she and i will just keep talking about her cats. or the weather. or politics. and here i was, refusing any grim realities.
>>203944688i want to start doing this but i don't have a creative vision for a /cum/ logoone anon did one in this draw together a long time ago but eh
>>203944688cause it's gay
Finally gonna bite the bullet frens Pray for me
>>203944986Where are the right places?
everytime i think someone is a 13 year old edgelord they end up being 35 year old edgelord
>>203945196Church would be one of the best places. Other than that, you'll always find a select few who truly match your criteria. It's all about sifting through the 100s.
>>203945023>>203944841Ay, ay, ay, no es bueno!
>>203945222Me
i am a fren to no one. i am an enemy of all men.
>>203945181what are you doing
>>203945222I blame Asperger's
>>203945222Literally me
I love women
>>203944935Just stop being a chud
>>203945333how are you supposed to play that instrument. it has no buttons or sliders.
>>203945368you just meow
>>203945382kek
Just woke up. How is your day going fellow cummers?
>>203945431i am halfway done with my chores i put the cover on the pool and vaccumed the downstairs and i'm about to get started on the dishes that i've been neglecting and i need to take the garbage outside and i also need to start on dinner afterwards i'm doing a chicken pot pie
>>203945308I'm selling something. Something I probably shouldn't
>>203945471ayooo this richie rich nibba has a pool
>>203945431been better, but been much, much worse. grateful for every moment, you know?
Halloween is for jasonkin and women
>>203945478your dignity
>>203945471hey! i have a picture of whatever character that is! hang on... yeah, see? that's the same critter, right?
Anyone who likes Sanrioshit is mentally ill
>>203945603sure is the same critter but i'm off i don't need to lose my momentum i was just checking my messages really fast
>>203944935good question, women are definitely collectively shifting further and further into social and cultural liberalism, but the question is are they wrong for doing so or are men wrong for not shifting their views?
I got shot at walmart today
>>203944624Answer the question you retarded faggot
>>203945637
>>203945657cumshot? cute
>>203945657>I got shot at walmart today
henlo my nigors hehe how are yoooouuuuuu XD
>>203945754>before i saw the deals...
millenials be like whats your favorite I Hate Everything video
>>203944596Always get a prenup. I don’t really know what exactly they do besides making sure the state doesn’t completely fuck your assets if she decides to divorce you. It benefits her too if she isn’t just trying to fuck you out if what you have.
ATTENTION THREADIZENSyou have not given me an appropriate welcome. therefore, this is a farce of a /cum/ thread and i refuse to participate in this hostile environment. goodbye!
>>203945867welcome? come on in.
>>203946022it's TOO LATE! i told you i'm leaving... don't try to stop me.
>>203946062alright. well, if you change your mind
>>203946098i won't. not after all of this DISMISSAL and REFUSAL TO NOTICE a new cummer. in these threads we WELCOME ppl, ok? this is a lie and a farce. i won't stand for it!
>>203945840I just want to make sure the state doesn't fuck me out of my hard earned assets before marriage. Especially since I accumulated a nice nest egg in my retirement accounts at my current age.
>>203945633I don't think that they dispute this.
>>203946131is there anything i can say to make you feel better?
>>203944448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqdDpWl7VUo
>>203946222OOOHHHhhhh, if only. but it's too late! far, far too late. i am on an empty voyage to who-knows-where and i am without crew or companion. what awaits me and what will strike as i'm on those raging swells of star light is not for me to know!take my wistful longings as a lesson to never leave a traveller in vain!
I like Bad Bunny
I do declare
>>203946171post the one where she's on the beach chair with her huge jugs out
i look like this
lazy eye
I carved a pumpkinIts very scary try not to cry
I just made this new beathttps://youtu.be/0yWag9JfZ18?si=9l-u3pmCa4G5uou8
>>203946397lmfao is that the engine light for a car i love that
I'd bang Ben Shapiro's sister
>>203946397that's p good, tb h
>>203946371white women think this slaps
>>203946397only scary if you have a bmw or ford
>>203946436i would marry her and sign over all of my assets to her and let her scream at me and beat the shit out of me every day
>>203946474>i would marry her and sign over all of my assets to her and let her scream at me and beat the shit out of me every dayget in line, buddy
>>203946474Yea I want her to call me goyim when we fuck
bros i'm scared about the outcome of the election.
>>203946466Here is a secret hack to get rid or the check engine code on any VWThis probably works for bmw too
fo nick no kick problem solverget a nigga head hit up like a barberdunk a nigga in the paint, wembanyama
>>203946540there is a provincial election where i am and we might elect the eNormous buDget Pdeficit party (NDP). i'm scared about that one too. but our current party isn't that great either.
>>203946655regardless, i got a bit of chub from that (you). thank you.
YOU CAN'T JUST REVOKE MY (YOU), CUNT!
thread is leafing up
can't shit
Anybody try these bitches? Brother just brought home a bunch
mommy
>>203946540i feel your pain, i've been having almost daily panic attacks
>>203946540>>203946780Get ready for year of the orange
>>203946540>>203946780what are you guys fretting over?
I'm like a lonely cowboy
American women lose their minds when they can't have abortions in states that they don't live in
Why is /cum/ so dead?
>>203946780imagine caring
>>203946819
>>203946819cowboys are usually charismatic and hard working gentlemen though
>>203946858What are you trying to say to him
>>203946865that he's a lazy boorish slob who is not a gentleman
>>203946890What has he said or done that isn't gentlemanly
>>203946901he called me ugly, and is always the first to let everyone know when he's going to masturbate and is just generally gross
>>203946840it's a monday night and halloween week
>>203946920Why did he see what you look like
>>203946937i said i was going to a masquerade ball and he said yeah cause you're ugly it puts your anxiety at easejust whatever i'm dropping this conversation
>>203946955Maybe he said that because he secretly has a crush on you
he's in the room
Here let me help>>203946819Back the heck off!
>>203946930But it's really really dead
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good job boys
We done good
>>203947110>>203947121>>203947128>>203947129>>203947132>>203947134based
the farmer and the cowman should be friends
Mr Beast exposed as a pedo we did it reddit
I'm tried of women and their antics. Wish I had an option to live the rest of my life without ever needing to interact with one. I don't want to see them, I don't want hear them and I don't even want to remember them. If there were a pill that turned you gay I'd swallow one hundred of them. Then a hundred more.
>>203946637bro is NOT back
>>203947273Women are cute until they're not. Eventually you realize they're big dumb needy toddlers and maybe having a hole to stick your dick into isn't worth the hassle I'd rather be asexual though, ascending the need for women doesn't mean you need to prolapse your anus or catch aids
Me? I love women. I'm a sensitive man and I prefer the company of women. I can have deeper and more meaningful conversations with women.
>>203947381>deeper and more meaningful conversations with women.Only if you agree on everything The second you disagree on something deep and meaningful with a woman, you'll have a screeching banshee saying you're evil or gonna rape her or whatever
Women are nice... for me to poop on!
need a lesbian tomboy gf
>>203947405Whatever strawman (straw woman in this case heh) you need to build to validate your opinion, fine.Women, like men, don't all think the same way and are not a monolith.
I think the tranny Brazilian is manlier than the neet incel Brazilian
>>203947433It is much more difficult for a woman to be a independent thinker than for a man. This is observable throughout every portion of history in every culture.
>>203947434I have a crush on the pale Chicanx tranny
im just an old chunk of coal
>>203946603BC has been under NDP rule for years, unless there is another election I don't know about.>>203944795Como va las cosas en Mejico
You can go to live in France, but you cannot become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey or Japan, but you cannot become a German, a Turk, or a Japanese. But anyone, from any corner of the Earth, can come to live in America and become an American
>>203947515leave it to the vancouverite to think the world revolves around him. the election isn't in bc.
>>203947455Meh, women were disenfranchised, and excluded from academia and disallowed from being part of the intelligentsia of their countries for centuries, so I don't think that's entirely true.
>>203944448Had a dream the other night that I fucked my momDamn... Kinda weirded me out. Does this mean I have mommy issues?
>>203947535I actually live in the real center of the world thoughever.
Women are strange creatures.
>>203947567That's no excuse History of full of groups oppressing each other, including men oppressing other men Then men rise up and freed themselves, repeatedly If women have been so oppressed (I don't doubt they have) then they should have fought for their freedom like men have throughout history across every continent. But they don't, because women, by and large en masse especially compared to men, are complacent Kool aid drinkers
>>203947624History is full of*
forensic files is on, true crime network, if anyone else wants to watch.
>>203947567it’s easier for women to look pretty and stay at home, if they had been only hold back by men they would have had their own academy, free thinkers and what notbut easier to play the victim
i've reached gnosis
>>203947655True Crime is for mentally ill women
>>203947655Who is your favorite serial killer
>>203947659The planet from Attack of the Clones?
>>203947624To say that women have never been oppressed in history is an insane statement, and makes it clear to me that you don't study history and are just pushing a narrative. Good talk. >>203947657Women have been beaten into subservience for centuries, this is a demonstrable truth. They couldn't rise to higher aspirations because men were always ready to sabotage their attempts. This isn't even over either, very recently there was a scandal in Japan where they were failing female medical students, who were outperforming the men purely because of misogyny.https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/feb/22/women-outperform-men-in-japanese-medical-school-entrance-exams-years-after-testing-scandal
>>203947703I said "I don't doubt that they have" You have poor reading comprehension
>women usually only make one child at a timeso why two boobies???
cool story babe now go make me a sandwich
Nobody on 4chan has tried to convince me that asbestos is good.
>>203947740so you got something to look at when you're talking to them
>>203947740I think in theory if there's one pregnant female in a group there's probably another, so she could possibly just be breastfeeding two kids at once if the other has to leave
>>203947742it's really good you should have a bowl with milk, like cereal
just keep asking her, eventually she'll say yes
>>203946540>>203946780y'all niggas be joking right
>>203947811it's not funny dude
>>203947740what if she has twins huh. one baby per boobie
>>203947811At least one of those is a woman, so it makes sense.
what if i just go to america and live at the terminal?
>>203947829but what if she has triplets
>>203947840don't come here there's no gibs
>>203947845she puts one back in her butt
>>203947840You can live with me and play video games and watch anime and shit post all day, while I feed and clothe you on my personal dime
juliana que mala eres
>>203947845third baby becomes a runt because mom runs out of milk
>>203947860you are kidding but I saw video where a lady put a plastic baby into her butt and seemed to enjoy it a lot
this is an east coast generalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iECobEYEzY
>>203947818it's pretty hilarious actually>>203947836simply too emotional for politics
>>203947889Finnbro why you watching stuff like that
>>203947889>but I saw video where a lady put a plastic baby into her butt and seemed to enjoy it a lotwad da FUGG?? :DDD
>>203947902he's a tranny
>>203947915FUCK so what are we, at 4 now?!
>>203947902I don’t know. I’m too much alone I guess.
people get so hurt when you say you disliked a movie they recommended as if they made the movie or something
>>203947927*Hugs* I'm so sorry. Don't watch things like that, it's bad for your mental health
I'm going to st louis
>>203947919I thought there was only 2...damn that's grim. Well I guess Ale too but he's rarely around.
>>203947950Thanks fren. Yeah I try to keep it to a minimum.
>>203947959stop it, D.
>>203947946Okay but I have excellent taste in movies and music so now what
>>203947959that's a bad idea, pardner
>>203947946I think the idea is, at least for me, would be that I misjudged you as a person. Because I cater my recommendations to people on a personal level. Now if it was just like some random 4channer who said my rec was shit then I wouldn't gaf What I hate tho is people who say "let people enjoy things" whenever you criticize anything. As if me not liking something and articulating why I dislike it is gonna make your brainlet mind realize that the thing you think you like is shit or something
life goal: get rich, buy a tiny home in a small town in vermont, never speak to another human ever again.
how much a house on the lousiana swamp cost?
>>203947980
https://www.twitch.tv/fargleumps_____
>>203947999tree fiddy
>>203947980It seems you prefer the company of men because you're a daddy's girl.
>>203948013what's on?
Rejected another job offer for low salaryThe fuck is up with these retards why would I take a pay CUT for more responsibility?
>>203948052the flashlight. idiot. my bad, i thought the picture was TV light.
>>203947992don't think you have to be that rich to live in vermont
>>203948043>>203948052>>203948066Schizo hour?
>>203948062i need a job, i don't care about money, hell i'd work for free
>>203948062they *clap* don't *clap* respect *clap* you *clap*
>>203948071only the last two were me. just kicking myself for saying something stupid.
>>203948097It's ok, we all make mistakes sometimes
have not seen the cute girl at toil in over a week the only reason i go to that gay ass fuck ass place is to occasionally glance at her
>>203944448Me and who
>>203944448Americans are insanely feminine and weak
come watch once upon a time in americahttps://www.twitch.tv/fargleumps_____
>>203948169Don't say that. It hurts my feelings and makes me want to cry
Ain't clicking that
i dont care
>>203948184lmfao
>>203945256I'm not religious at all, I'm just not an insane left wing academic either.>>203945362A decade of imageboards has kind of ruined me in that department.>>203945651What is causing this? Surely this is going to have dire social consequences. You can't have men and women so polarized.
>>203947787Crazy how women are literally cows with teets that have milk in them just like farm animals Really gets the noggin jogging
>>203945651>but the question is are they wrong for doing soDepends on the specifics, but sexual liberation in particular has been disastrous for both genders
once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess, turned into an ugly ugly man.thankfully hrt exists and through therapy and the assistance of medical professionals she can be her true self once more :)
im back
>>203948221i've always been of the belief that men and women need each other, and there's no way around that. we should all love each other and be nice despite the differences. that being said, disenfranchising women is not the answer. i'm not qualified to put forward any solutions to close the widening chasm between the sexes. i know it sounds hippy dippy but love is the answer
>>203948258You're black
I'm Edward
>>203948258welcome back anon what were you watching this time
>>203948258hey! there you are! jesus, pissing a lake? haha
I want to eat a large stack of flapjacks while stationed in a log cabin off the coast of Nova Scotia. I want to eat an authentic street taco crafted by Montezuma himself while watching Saint Seiya while sitting atop a ziggurat.
>>203948274Where's bella
>>203948229Their bodies have evolved to be baby making and nurturing machines. It's just a fact.For men it's actually kind of sad, our bodies have evolved to simply live long enough to mate, and that's about it.It's why in many cultures men go through rites of passages where they undertake a dangerous endeavor to prove their worth and enter adulthood. For women they just have their periods. They're born women, men have to earn their manhood.
>>203948221>I'm just not an insane left wing academic either.your political beliefs have nothing to do with that. It's all about finding a compatible partner and if you marry someone incompatible, the marriage will usually die, for ex my parents
>>203948274team edward for life we hate jacob
>>203948274I'm Squidward I'm Squidward I'm Squidward I'm Squidward I'm Squidward
>>203948265NTA but the words you're using like "disenfranchise" and "love" are heavily subject to abuse and need to be clearly defined Dostoevsky said beauty would save the world but he was also an Orthodox Christian who has a different idea of beauty than the average modern progressive
anime bitches are kind of sexy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkhRkw8z444
>>203945651>the question is are they wrong for doing so or are men wrong for not shifting their views?Irl you can't even ask that question. By default it's assumed guys are to blame and need to change because even feminists implicitly accept that women have zero agency and responsibility for themselfEvery news article frames it like "why are men drifting to the right?" Never as "why are women drifting to the left?"
>>203948282completed antlers. now watching mirrors.
>>203948301like i said i don't claim to have any answers that's just my uninformed opinion. i hate that it's becoming the norm to be openly hostile to the opposite sex online. i love people
dominus tecum
Tfw when no bitch will ever EVER look at me like this
tiktok posting should be an instant ban
>>203948345Vf
>>203948345i look at you like that all the time but you refuse to acknowledge me
Chud
>>203948366i've come to accept the fact that i have some very chud opinions about certain things
>>203948274THERE WAS AN OLD VIRGIN NAMED EDAND OFT HE DID WISH HE WERE DEADBUT AT THE END OF THE DAYHE PRETENDED TO BE GAYAND TOOK A BIG DILDO TO BED
>>203948363But you ain't a bitch are you
>>203948383there was once a guy from nantucket
>>203948345Bro I'm so tired of these 'please respond' webms about a stupid hollow bitche on tiktok who makes incels cope with tremendous amount of insecurity over some social/sexual shit Fuck off
>>203948363Stop hacking my webcam
>>203948386i have a penis that gets hard when i see you
>>203948342dominatrix precum
>>203948265Disenfranchisement of women is kind of inevitable if things continue and society breaks down into barbarism.To be frank I don't like feminist dogma that women were horribly treated slaves up until women's liberation of the 20th century. It's just so inaccurate and untrue. Yes they had rigid roles, but the idea they were all horribly treated and men hated them is absurd.And the only reason women's lib happened is because of modern technology making manual labor way less important, and the advent of birth control.Men still do by the far the most dangerous work in society, and the most necessary for maintaining this advanced civilization that allows women to have more freedom. But women especially young women have no appreciation for this fact.
>>203948345
>>203948390See>>203948366
>>203948351Uh oh stinky
>>203948398not to disrespect you or your argument, i'm just really tired and i don't want to open this whole can of worms i've been on my feet all day and i'm hurting and mentally drainedhere is a flower as a show of good will im just in no position to have an spirited and intellectual conversation right now but i didn't wanna not reply at all
>>203948326That is true Sometimes you don't need the answers and all people need is someone to listen to them
>>203948359Huh
Mr Beasts only crime was having an ugly face
>>203948435Get some rest than anon, but I was in the mood for an intellectual discussion so I'm sad.
>>203948435>Chickens out of argument and apologizes for no reason Vagina slit moment
>>203948447don't be sad i'm sorry i'm just trying to unwind right now, my pot pie turned out really good and im just sitting on the couch eating and watching columbo
>>203948439Virgin freak
>>203948452Pot pies are good, but they have so many calories compared to their nutritional value. They're basically unhealthy comfort food you can have as a treat once in awhile.
awaiting an incoming time out
>>203948435You are wholesome and your presence here makes me happy
>>203948461Rude!
>>203948442HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!
>>203948470to be fair all i had to eat today was a bagel so i could use some of the calories, but i can eat on this for a few days anyway it heats up good
>>203948486Have sex
>>203948517Need to wait for next paycheck though
>>203948491people overestimate foodenergy. some bread, some wine. and we all wake up tomorrow.
>>203948536Haven't paid for sex ever
i have a big presentation at work tomorrow, i'm scawed :(((
>>203948398Well I'll continue anyways and make the point men have always had a love-hate relationship with women. This has inspired many a great art. It's really no surprise that this really dogmatic feminist ideology that is incredibly ignorant of the history of art, culture, philosophy, and history of civilization was spawned out of AmericaAn old country like Italy could never have created such a dogmatic, simplistic view of society and human beings.
>>203948551I can help you**makes you orgasm**
>entire monday passed>professors haven't graded any of the work I need graded to move on in courseworkseething tbqh they give us tight deadlines and then fuck us like this
>>203948551The secret to confident public speaking is to put a big fake dick bulge in your pants
>>203948551you got it anon no sweat have confidence
you're better off going to a prostitute if you're a virgin, women don't care about that shit
>>203948567public speaking coaches HATE this one simple trick
>>203948550no such thing as a free lunch
>>203948569Huh?
I went to my childhood town's grocery store recently and noticed that a bunch of the same people who worked there when I was in school are still working there. It has been well over a decade. They all look hagard and have spent the last decade working a minimum wage job. Very grim.
man, Richard Swift really could lay it downtoo bad he's dead so full of life toodamned Mexicanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prqvMxJev4k
>>203948569True dat
>>203948615I pity those who are stuck in jobs like that. I would go insane.
>>203948623I can't even clown on them. No haha funny lole comment I can come up with will ever come close to the reality of their existence.
From what I've seen the only women who have some inkling of an understanding of men have been prostitutes. This women's blog I found has been a prostitute for decades and she's the only women I've ever seen who actually understands how a man's sexuality works, and the damage sexual frustration does to man's mind.
>>203948651the author of this bookhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-Made_Man_(book)understood men. she understood them so much, she pretended to be a man (i mean, actually pretended. she wasn't trans) and then killed herself because of how depressed she was
>>203948651Son, you'd better stop being such a queer. The only thing that anyone needs to understand about men is that they usually go down when struck with a fire prodder. All the rest is groping the ladies' private parts and playing poker while blind drunk. Or my name ain't Sam Peckinpah!
>>203948720do i want my country to be more like yours?
>>203948734if that were the case then I wouldn't be pretending to be Sam Peckinpah but you'd be pretending to be Jože Gale, amirite
>>203948569It's weirdI can't feel any attraction for a stranger who probably isn't attracted to me
>>203948761This line of thinking has led to me missing out on opportunities with beautiful women that I thought were out of my league
>>203948713This is the blog I'm referring to. https://maggiemcneill.com/She's appears to be a lolbertarian so I don't take her ideas of government and economics seriously, but her understand of the relations between the sexes and the history of it are fantastic.I could tell by her blog posts she's read Sexual Personae by Camille Paglia which I think should be required reading for anybody wanting to understand the relation between men and women.
>>203948782We're talking about prozzies, not regular womenThey're paid to pretend to like you. It's about as pathetic as paying someone to pretend to be your friend
>>203948782I know I've heard the advice that if you're at a club, bar, or wherever you should go ahead and shoot your shot with the hottest most intimidating girls, because they actually might not get approached a whole lot due to how intimidating they are.A bouncer at a club said the hottest girls he'd ever seen would get demoralized and ask their friends what was wrong with them when no guys approached them.
I pay them to let me stick my pingus in them and touch their boobies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPTZVmJrIpo
>>203948834I read that as bongfield
>>203948834i look like that
I saw some chick was was like ay she's pretty cute, but then I noticed she was walking out of the local highschool
oh whoops i meant shooting range not highschool
>>203948804they're not paid to pretend to like you, they're paid to let you stick your penis in their vagina
>>203948867lol
bingus
finding highschool girls sexy is not illegal in any country, acting out on those feelings may be illegal in some countries though
>>203948907>>203948907>>203948907new
>>203948877Part of sex is attraction Any good prostitute will feign attractionHaving sex with someone who's body language says she's disgusted by you, isn't enjoyable (unless thats your thing or fetish)
>>203948905>>203948905>>203948905
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