exhaustion edition >>203944448previous
What race is she? Black or white?
everyone is here i got beaten to making the new by like 20 seconds >>203948907>>203948907
>>203949191She's supposed to be all of the minorities put together
recycle soon
Who here wants to be slapped by me
>8 hours since vyvanse consumed>crashing hardIs it safe to smoke weed now?
>>203951426why are you so slap happy
>>203951433i really don't think it would be a problem unless you're scared of your heart rate going too high, i used to smoke and take adderall all the time and i was fine, vyvanse isn't much different
>>203951435I like saying it because people always respond funny and I like observing whether people respond seriously or go along with the silliness
>>203951456is this you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6sqssWHNkg
>>203951426right here, daddy-o!*over-corrects in my dodge attempt and careens out the window*
>>203951501lol
>>203951443I'll wait another hour or so
psychologist is giving me xanax again for acute panic attacks again so if i say some unhinged things you know what happenedi was given a script of 15 with no refills and she said she'd give me more in 3 months
>>203951581
>>203951599what's going on under the desk?
>>203951605He is getting head from reisen
>>203951581what's the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist?
>>203951635sorry i meant to say psychiatrist psychologists can't prescribe medicine, they only do counseling and assessments to pass on to the psychiatrist. my psychologist is my therapist, but my prescriber is the psychiatrist
>>203951656why are you crazy? panic attacks aren't even real you just want drugs
>>203951656Are you the anon having panic attacks because of [redacted]
can a foreign nigga post up in your thread?
>>203951678yo you just didlucky we all like you!
>>203951678If you're not an insane spammer you can stayWe don't need more crazies
what does vyvanse do?
>>203951707It's like a low grade speed for high school girls
>>203951707Amphetamine stuff
>>203951674no that's not me if you're talking about those anons who are freaking out because of the thing coming up i really don't care about that>>203951707it's a stimulant that makes you really productive and makes you feel really good
>>203951706>We don't need more crazieswhat, like that mf that was spamming one of these cum threads with gay porn?
>>203951748And the britAnd occasionally a Canadian
>>203951748sad that this is what we're known for
>>203951748Please report that when you see it Sometimes it takes janny 2 hours to handle it
https://youtu.be/NuTPK1veaQA?si=qUzri5KkXplq5BP5
>>203951805that guy is probably dead
I want a fancy massageLike one that doesn't end happily but they really know what they're doing
https://youtu.be/I3dq3FwSKYQ?si=2cnBBcxGijwVzpJjI sharted today for real
>>203951919i need this done to me i carry physical anxiety in my shoulders and i need someone to work those knots out desperately i might call and make an appointment tomorrow that's a good idea
>>203951942There is a place near me that has a massage and sensory deprivation tank combo pack. Sounds amazing.
>>203951956>sensory deprivation tankwe're already in one.
>>203951956i want to try a sensory deprivation tank but i'm kind of intimidated by it i don't know how i'd react to it, i don't like tight spaces i get claustrophobic but i've heard you can have almost psychedelic experiences in those things, my friend tried one and said that she totally got lost in a dream like state and had like no perception of time
You can make a sensory deprivation tank in a bathtub with Epsom salt
>>203951992Practice meditating in the closet until you're comfortable enough to try the tankOnce you realize the walls aren't really going to trash compactor you it goes away fast
What is epsom salt
Going to have to start practicing waking up at 5 amIts 3 now. Off to a poor start
>>203952087What is Google
>>203952070i'm open to the idea, i've done psychedelics in the past so i don't think the tub of water is gonna kill me, i'm okay with totally letting go of control and ego and stuff but it's different when i'm in a confined space. if the opportunity presents itself i'm open to trying it
>>203948905Now that i'm older i feel like I actually understand this Spongebob episode
>>203952100Less intellectually stimulating than asking my /cum/ bros
>>203952121Its magnesium sulfateI use it in the garden and you can eat it if you're constipated
I think one of the HD texture modpacks is making Left 4 Dead crash but I'm not sure which one, and it may just be that there's too many and the combination of them all is making it happen. But now I'm too used to having good textures so I can't just delete the mods
>>203952087epsom is short for Epstein's Cum
The concepts of "cringe" and "based" are often seen as opposites. "Cringe" typically refers to something that is awkward, embarrassing, or socially inept, while "based" implies authenticity, confidence, and a disregard for social norms.However, the line between the two can be blurred. Some people might find a particular behavior or opinion cringeworthy, while others might consider it based. It's all a matter of perspective and individual preferences. So, while it might seem contradictory, it's possible for something to be perceived as both cringe and based, depending on the viewer's point of view. -Gemini
>>203952192i am cringe but i am free
good night
>>203952272Good night cutie
>>203952295>Rent 800$ Did you dig this meme up from 2009
>>203952295
ive had 4 beautiful women say to me Thank you. Thank you for coming to the halloween party as White Urkel , and Challenging the idea of Race
Business idea: mandatory genital identification system for posting on /cum/
Me
ask me anything about women
>>203952485Whats womens favorite food
>>203952485What does a vagina smell like?Can you make bread out of the yeast from a vagina? What would this bread taste like?
the Nasty Dirty Pajeet party (NDP) lost the provincial election, thank fuck.
>>203951724>>203951725>>203951742is it stronger than two espressos?
>>203951628look at this great tits guys
>>203952543Espresso doesn't really do anything to meI never had vyvanse but pretty sure adderall is similar enough and it feels really good. Usually everything is too fast to adequately process but that made me feel like time was going at the right pace, instead of being moderately sped up.
>>203952506>>203952519i don't know, I'm a virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKyVp6gSSdgpudgy slag <3
>>203951241I get times being tough and girls might needing to sell dirty pictures to get by, but this is just disgusting.
took a late nap on accidentbad idea
>>203952942Oh yeahI slept in til 2Gonna be up past 3 am
>>203952942good morning. i just had a 2am coffee and will refill in a moment. lets get fuckkin wired
>>203953152
my dad's a semi-functional retard (jimmy dore viewer)
I cannot capture back the time lost
Physical intimacy doesnt fix anything
Karen Gillan, now that's an attractive woman
Call me
I wish I had a girlfriend :_:
Smoking weed vape and listening to Linkin Park - "Numb"
Pink is my favorite color
I got to the airport too early again
>>203954571Are you coming to visit ? :3
>>203954831On my way to Mexico
good morning sirs
>>203954982Late night here.
>>203955049best time to rape your canadian booty hole
i feel like 90% of this games fanbase never even played the game
>>203955224What kind of game is it?
>>203955255horror/exploration/puzzle you sometimes get chased by the blue guy
>>203955331Sounds bizarre
>>203955349how so
i want the 47 inch plushie but its $70 ;_;
one more week until chuds chimp out
>>203955549we are going home https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uRLJZxINAQ
https://youtu.be/hH9M-m3WD0g?si=e06_ApZ1SOX3I3oq&t=123
Business idea: socks but for your hands
>>203956575Mittens
big ass glock and it came wit a switch
>>203956640Impossible
If I knew what you guys looked like irl I would never speak to you again
>>203957022I'm mildly handsome, 6/10 average and 7/10 on a good day
*noodles on the sax for fifteen hours*
>>203957817Once I practiced piano for 7 hours in a day. Not all at once ofc
can't remember the last time I coomed. probably more than a week ago.
>>203958023Last night to anal porn
Anal porn is so good it should be illegal. Sade wrote hundreds of pages about it
Just watching the organ above ironically designed for what's happening just next to it be indirectly moved through a slightly stimulating motion from the trust. Just enough to remain within the domain of frustration and insult. And not once fall into the temptation of nature. It's the best part
Women itt dm me for anal sex
working out atm
Why do people with incurable diseases carry themselves with so much misplaced superiority. And pretend a cup of tea with slices of cucumber in it make them look wiseGo fuck yourself with your rotten bone marrow nigga
I dont have anything
>>203952734male erotic attention is like a drug for women. they love it until they are certain the attention comes from ickkers
It looks like this frenchnigger is losing his marbles
>>203958023for me it was 30 minutes ago
I don't want your time, baby, I just want a rollie
Fuck you
i'm too young for my back to be hurting all the time
>>203959892stretch it and work out, retard
im hungry for some pizza
>>203960603It’s 9am.
Why is my auto insurance so fucking expensive. Used to drive a '95 Chevy and I only paid 60 - 70 a month. This was my first car and gave me false expectations. Now i have a 2005 totota, and every place wants at least $250/mo.I dont understand. I have 0 tickets, 0 accidents, im older now, fully own the vehicle which itself isn't worth much. Why am I paying 10% the value of the car every month and why is it literally illegal for me to just say fuck off kys to the insurance companies?
>>203960656so what
>>203960694They go off the value of the car, that toyota probably costs a fair bit more than your last thing. Is it a sports model or something?
>>203960694try shopping around. threatening to leave might get you a nice discount
finna gon go to the dispensary in a bit
hello
>>203960740Didn’t you know that pizza is illegal to eat before noon?
>>203960784Its a corolla nothing flashy at all its got dents scratches and about 300,000 miles on og
my pc keeps crashing
>>203960862This is true UNLESS its leftover pizza from the day before. Lawmen HATE this one trick. The loophole to enjoy morning pizza legally. Although you aren't allowed to reheat it unless its pass noon>>203960832Been getting quotes all morning they're all equal or worse.
>>203960926what your previous coverage different from your current coverage?
Good morning/cum/, another wonderful day to be had.
what's so wonderful about it?
>>203961008you
I've seen enough - Donald Trump will be reelected to a second nonconsecutive term as the 47th President of the United States.
>>203960862I'm somewhat of a rule breaker myself
still amuses me that 80% of the population decided they suddenly actually cared about politics in 2016 and still pretend to now when they don't even think politically outside of voting season
>>203961008Another day that we get to experience life on this beautiful Earth.
>>203960961The minimum i can legally get both times. It might just be location i guess. Moved from a very small town in the middle of Texas to a large city in Georgia
gonna ask momberg if she can take me to ikea this weekend
>>203961175the negroid drivers in atlanta are some of the worst in america
Im happy because i finally work afternoons instead of early morning. I still wake up early but now i get to relax and enjoy myself instead of rushing into rush hour traffic and stressing out. Crazy thing is no one even wanted this shift, they all fought desperately for the 6am, 7am, and 8am shifts. I had 0 competition getting what imo is so far superior of a schedule.
>>203961261what time does your shift end
>>203960993morning bud
>>203961261congrats
>>203961184What will anon do at ikea?>>203961199This is true. I try to never drive unless i have to because of that. Actually I've learned several demographics of bad drivers in my time here. Asian women, indian women are also scary unaware of anything in their surroundings. Old black grandmas pretty much same. And salad karen middle aged white women consistently drive like absolutely psychopaths, extremely aggresive for no reason. The difference with them is they're clearly aware of what they are doing, they just do it anyways out of sheer hatred and anger, just like the negroid male drivers. Consistently when someone does some absolute asshole move for no reason, i look over and see either a 35ish yr old office worker type white woman or a negroid with a wifebeater blasting rap music loudly.
the orange man is like playing gospel music or something at his conference. Does he play that music in his casinos too?
>>20396128511:45pm>>203961285Tank you>>203961060I hope you all have a goood day :)
>>203961359i saw a milk chocolate moose at ikea that i want and maybe eat at the cafeteria
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy
>>203961359more proof white women and black men were made for each other
>>203961383>11:45pmthats why no one wants it
people give asians a bad rap for being shitty drivers -and they are- but urkelkin and jeets are far worsewhile the asian has no depth perception or judgment for speed, they are timid and will yield to you if you just try to go around them. urkelkin and jeets are lack just as much awareness as the asians, but are retarded and aggressive as well, instead of timid.
>>203961434Yeah probably. Im a loner incel anyways so it doesn't matter to me at all. I guess its easy to forget everyone else is in serious relationships, has kids, etc. I like these shifts because all the other workers strike me as similar dysfunctional types like me. Even a few older 40 and 50yr olds who give wizard aura off. Guess I'll be one too some day
>>203961434I don't get itHe gets off at lunch, so he can go get lunch and then not be as affected by traffic after
>>203961383Thank you anon I mostly have housework to do today
fan for my bed broke
>>203961559People want to get off earlier to enjoy the day, socialize, see their family etc
>>203961452I agree and attest to the truth of everything you said here except jeets. I dont have much experience with jeet drivers. Only jeetas who i had 3 seperate jeetas nearly run me off the road in parking lots because they were driving in the middle and didnt move over as i approached from the right
>>203961685a month or two ago a jeet male cut me off on the interstate and brake checked me down to 15 MPH, then stuck his head out his window to scream his incoherent dog barks at me. i can't believe these mongrels are allowed in my country
>>203961742did he call you a bloody benchod
im a woman trapped in a mans body
>>203961776i couldn't hear him.
>>203961742That's pretty infuriating. What state? I wanna know so i can avoid it.
>>203961648I guess I'm just used to shitty hours
>>203961848Tennessee. The knoxville and chattanooga area are overwhelmed with jeet parasites.
my fucking pants just ripped.
>>203961892you have a massive bum bum?
>>203961878im moving near knoxville next year i also noticed more jeets in my city in florida
>>203961878Gross. I had some neet neighbors they always kept their window open and sat there staring out at everyone walking by. Just staring. Even at night they kept their window wide open and you could see into their place and everything they were doing. And one time I was walking by and the door opened and no lie it smelled like the stench of 15 underarms with no deodorant. I literally gagged the stench was so strong, and i was like 10ft away.
>>203961832Are you going to do something about it or just complain?
>>203961960I'm already medically transitioning
starting from tommorow i will have to study law 6 hours and spanish 1 hour every day for two months. i have no idea how am i gonna pull it off. kill me please
>>203962004The goat of cum is serbian though
>>203961892
>>203961934nah they're just too small for me, but i wear them anyways because i'm too lazy to buy new ones.
>>203962027he's in italy
>>203961991Are you the pale chicana tranny or a different one?
>>203961991zando?
>>203962129meanest cop in new york
>>203962004damn that's almost an entire day's work hang in there dago bro
>>203962170im a chicana but not that one >>203962182who
whatever you do, do NOT look at the stock market this morning
>>203960926Monthly is for poors. If you pay out up front it's much cheaper. Mine is 900 up front and I'm good for the year, and that's USAA
>>203962283zando was a chicano twink homo that was part of the ancient /cum/ discord and was often confused with being a tranny. i don't recall was extra-flags he used to have, back when people used that
>>203962352>/cum/ discordsounds evil
>>203962324ok I'll only look at the national debt
>>203962283Chicanx tranny harem>>203962368zando was funny and in retrospect it's obvious he was just trolling a lot
>>203962324Looks fine to me.
>>203962451I tried joining 4chan related discords a few times they were always gay because the established users ignored and treated new users like shit
got me weedtime to do uni work
>>203962504have you tried not being an unfunny, cringe, self-hating weirdo?
>4chan discordsreally loathe this generation of newfags
>>203962533You wouldn't get it
>>203962519I'm only that way because of abuse and rejection
>>203962547you're right, I wouldn'tI come to an anonymous imageboard to be anonymous, not establish an identity in an anonymous community
>>2039625864chan is a glorified forum at this point anyways so who gives a shit anymore
>>203962504>be me>join /meg/ discord>>what are you gonna be>[job]>*get kicked*I guess they were just mad I got a higher score on the retard test
>>203962618totally valid point, man, who cares?post your full name and address
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2024/10/29/live-warnings-israels-unrwa-ban-will-collapse-aid-efforts-in-gaza
Brian molested me in the little caesars bathroom
love stock photo searching
goon sesh in the gooncord tonight
>>203962586but /int/ is literally the blogging in-group board.
>>203962649My name?John SmithMy address?I live in New YorkCome find me motherfucker
niggas be telling the truth when they talk to 12I be the first one lying
im soooo hungry
niggas in cum be blogging about their life stories with extra flags but then they demand anonymity
>>203948905What happened to him. Why is he like that
>>203962772eat your cum. it's an excellent source of protein and minerals
>>203962778>using extra flagsit's almost like you opted into it
>>203962786Life happened
>>203962796thats a line im not willing to cross
>>203962772Gonna have me some chimken teriyaki in a bit. As soon as the eatin place opens. O ya
>>203962815maybe try eating my cum?
>>203962853This nigga gonna eat chicken teriyaki this early baka
>>203962875your cum probably tastes nasty
>>203962886Yuh
>>203962875
>>203962903untrue!
just ate a bunch of pineapple to cum taste maxx
If I don’t steal it someone else will
>>203962989your mom's face when she eats your cum :D
prepping my room to get painted is a nightmare
>>203963060Adam Ragusea would've said prep the paint not the room
i think i'll start shop lifting. the country is going to shit anyway. what do i care what happens to businesses?
>>203963014does mango juice work
>>203963125
>>203963126you can do the research for us.
>>203962743Just don't talk to them at all. If they already decided to arrest you there's nothing you will say to stop them. Anything you say is just potentially gonna fuck you over later on. I don't even small talk with da pigs.
>>203963159you can be the taste tester
should i?
>>203963330you should pirate it instead
>>203963348i want it in my steam library
>>203963389why?
>>203963547for the achievements
>>203963594i'm going to ask why that's important now
>>203963642its important to me plus im not going to risk getting a virus for a $9 game
I dont have friends
>>203963702I'll be your friend
Looking at musical theatre scores
honestly i wanted a friends from here but i realized that most of you are fucking freaks now i dont
>esl>bad reasoningchecks out
>>203963759I think I would be a good listener but I respect your decision. I get lonely a bit so even listening to others would be nice I think. Good luck anon.
>>203963787see this is something only a fucked up weirdo would say
>>203963125It's everywhere. Even in my small town where people leave cars unlocked. I heard police in some cities are basically not doing their jobs because judges and DAs can't/won't throw the book at every person they arrest.
is corea still owned by the sovietssent from my nokia
>>203963946part and parcel of living in a multicultural society
>>203963033Her face when I tell her that
>boss asks why I called in yesterday>say I was feeling sick and couldn't work>gives a retarded exaggerated look like someone spit in her face >doesn't warn me though because we're so understaffed>just says to not let it happen again and goes back to doing absolutely nothing
>>203963987My town is mostly white
>>203964069dumb bitch
>>203961051you're probably in your early 20s and that's just when you became aware of it
>>203964136who
>>203964069Sounds like you have some room to push it
>>203964069maybe she should hire more people
>>203964159his boss
>>203964091the costs are not local and short term
>>203964205ok i thought you were calling op a dumb bitch
>>203964069a video call? i just teams message my boss im feeling sickthough when covid happend and i got a positive test i did send them a pic of my positive test and called in sick for the whole week :)though to be fair i really did feel like shit for the 1st half i wasnt even well enough to watch netflix :(
>>203964150I'm almost 30 and I witnessed it happening in real time with the people around me back thendon't try to gaslight me
>>203964189The dumb bitch actually wants them to hire less people, they had a big manager meeting a while back and they were talking about hiring more people because no one wants to work holidays and she said that our team would willingly volunteer to do it, when we said no and then showed her where both the handbook and contracts say holidays are all opt in she threw a huge fit about our team making her look bad, I'm not going to say women shouldn't be allowed to work but they should never be in management positions
>>203964313some1 will steal the cap
My manager left me threatening voice mails after I quit 3 hours before my 6 AM shift
>>203964357That's very unprofessional of her. I'm very deliberate about confirming people's (and my own) dates and availability and anyone who wastes people's time or presumes availability like that against a contract winds up on my shit list.
>immigrant coworker starts talking about their "home country"It takes an insane power of will not to say some really fucking racist shit to them when they do this
>>203964313I want to see what happens to this contraption whenever there's a heavy rain/wind gusts.
ive been watching the ttc board meeting just so i can find out if my ai pennyscam will win a contract with ttchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7VCyJT-ymAso far ive just learned that ttc is going to discontinue tokens for fare you paid for already and you will have less than a quarter of the year to use up your stash, no refunds or reimbursement after
Good morning /cum/mers gave my bf a sloppy kiss (on the cock) will now be making food before working
>>203964549start using a name so i can filter you
>>203964567/bra/ is a few threads down amigo
>>203964549FAGGOT!
is it possible for homosexuals to say anything without mentioning sodomite acts
>>203964357it sounds like she's a failed narcissist/whatever lel Like she does something retarded without thinking of consequences just so she looks good, but then can't even manipulate the workers into to doing it either and throws a fit because they said no.
I like freelancing. If someone pisses me off enough or breaks a contract it's toodle-oo. Haven't had to do that yet but might need to soon. One guy knows nothing about entertainment business etiquette or simply not looking like a creep.
>>203964691he just really likes attention and it would stop if you guys would stop giving it to him
>>203964770how do we know it isn't a cute obedient woman doe?
>>203964691Interestingly enough the trannies are more well behaved
>>203964830I am a manly man
>>203964735have you had to take someone to court for breach of contract to get your money?
Welll I made it. Traffic was a bitch but here I am
>>203965013No. My gigs have all gone smoothly up until this one guy and I haven't signed anything with him yet. Never been paid less than I agreed to.
Have you seen Cristina Millioti in HBOs The Penguin? Songo nnamurat!
>>203965368We don't speak Spanish here anon
Is there anything more pathetic than DiMexico continuing to larp as an Italian American?
Chicken teriyaki arrived.
>>203965446>>203965415Why you breaking my castanets, huh?
>>203965490Uma delivia
mom said no pizza till thursday
eating some boneless wings from krogerpretty mid, just tastes like tyson chicken except it's exceptionally tender
Man why do truffles have to taste like dogshit
exhale exhale exhale
nobody likes this thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtPrjYp75uA
guess i wont be eating today
>>203965643The mushrooms or the chocolates? Either way it's because you have a brown pallette, bitter chocolate is only chocolate
It's starting to take offSee you fuckfaces in 12 hours
I'm a victim of gang stalking
I'm a fan of gang stalking
Gang banging
gang gang
bang bang
imagine you're floating through the 5th dimension
Someone make the new because she's wageing
>>203966405whos she
>>203966405Spinny doesn't have a job
You think I'm gonna make a new thread for FREE? kek
NEW>>203966502>>203966502