gir friend editionprev >>203944448
I wish i had a girlfriend in my cunt
not having a good time, /cum/
haha wow i just cummed and came to /int/ and then i saw this general, what a coincidence
>>203948925have you tried meth
>>203948934everytime amirite wwwwwww
This guy is supposed to appeal to men lmao??
>>203948907you beat me :<i like gir but still i guess we can recycle my thread later if it stays alive
>>203948957he was literally a football coach for 10+ years and won the state championship.
ordered groceries for tomorrow10lb of ground beef, mexican cheese, and some spinachshrimple as
>>203948987That's why he's running a pick six??Give me a fucking break the guy doesn't know Jack shit about football
>>203948937i ain't going to do that
>>203948998> 10lb of ground beefat that point just buy the whole cow
Canada. I just saw Psycho Goreman. Good job. You have earned 23 more years of sovereignty.
>>203949004he was too busy molesting LOL
>>203949018I would but I don't have enough space to freeze it all
really wonder what goes on in the minds of people who wake up and just post porn and sexual pictures all day
>>203949044what's up, lane county oregon?
>>203949061nothing head empty
maaaxmoefoeeeeeee easter backet opening cause hes a sexy bunny
>>203949044that's a man
I have an important announcement
>>203949038Tampon Tim loves to molest boys in the showers. Deesgustink!
>>203949088im all ears
Tried making a prototype CUM flag (yes it's currently CUI). Not sure how to incorporate America's 50 stars or Mexico's Golden Eagle. Maybe have a Bald Eagle on one side and Golden Eagle on the other.
>>203949088yes?
mira, cabron: taco, taco y burrito!
>>203949097i like it it’s a little busy but it’s gonna be busy since it’s 3 countries
>>203949104taco e burritoa !!!
the ceo's wife for my company has VERY big tetas going on
>>203949096>>203949099TotalTranny Death
the legal prohibition of drunk driving has no basis in morality
tfw no insane asylum gf
>>203949130she's probably an unfaithful whore
this is mewhen you're mean to me on the internet this is who you're being mean to
>>203949153that is adorablehow could anyone ever be mean to you looking like that shame on them
I reckon I could withstand a cop kneeling on my neck for like 20 mins no problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9KKT50K9I8
>>203949187ill choke you if you want to
i know for a fact i could survive swallowing a gram of fent
i would like a drink. vodka, i don't care what else you put in it. i don't care if you put anything in it. i don't care if it comes into a glass, or you give me the entire bottle. i would like a drink. please?
>>203949135the notion that humans can be trusted with driving on an honor system has no basis in seriousness.
>>203949134No I think I'll keep living.
>>203949145I'm so desperate, I've actually fantasized about that. Like realistically the only girl who would put up with me, would be an insane mental case who also doesn't have any options.
How do I get a girlfriend from Montenegro or Croatia as a blackanon?
>>203949210you're blocked and reported
>>203949226those girls are hot
>>203949227Sorry should have been born a girl, than you'd be swimming in Serbo-Croatian oil drillers. They love black women there for some reason.
>>203949044Damn he's starting to pass
>>203949244Ffs. Now what? I don't want an American chick.
>>203949044schaffer?
>>203949257You try foreign black women? Of course if you're an imageboard sperg you're just not going to be desirable to any women. Women can smell autism from miles away.
someone posted this here like a week ago and i’ve been thinking about it nonstop
>>203949279Imageboard user? YesSperg? No. I'm just some boredfag working night shift for 2 more weeks.
Reproach hath broken my heart; and I am full of heaviness: and I looked for some to take pity, but there was none; and for comforters, but I found none.
>>203949096this is literally me
>>203949297You can tell an ESL thirdie wrote that original text on the left but an EFL Chad saved the meme with the right half
I almost replied to an undesirable's post. Tf is wrong with me
me
thoughts on monstergirls?
>>203949339thats me i'm alien
iddy bitty vape cart IDDY BIDDY VAPE
What do you do when you send an embarrassing drunk message to a girl, revealing how insecure you are, or your crush on her? Do you admit you were drunk, or pretend as if nothing happened?
I can hardly close my fist rn
how do you write out (to pronounce) how rich tarquin people say or how over the top acting pronounces the "D" in "SSD"
>>203949382Wait to gauge her reaction
My house is like a magnet for dread and misery
in the blessed words of St. Trinidad James, don't buy shoes unless they're popular
>>203949387what happened are you okay
>>203949382kill yourself
>>203949382send a picture of your dick and threaten to kill yourself if she doesn't respond
Why are leafs like that
tfw insane asylum gf
Good evening
>>203949448mf thinks hes count dracula
>>203949401I used to have like carpal tunnel is symptoms when o was younger and it bugs me when i lift. I lose grips strength so fast and my hands go almost numb and get so weak
tfw no insane asylum
>>203949448hey >>203949460is it a good idea to do exercises that involve your wrists like that ? you don’t want to aggravate the problem doing that right ?
>>203949453ahhh, ze children of ze mart, vat beautiful cheer zey make!
hunted, despised, living like an animal
>>203949487
Why do I despise fat women?
jason......
Jason
>>203949505because they’re disgusting and that’s a natural reaction
>>203949486I'm sure it doesn't help. I need lifting straps, can't even tire out my lats before the hands give out, and my hands aren't weak, i can close a 195lb gripper. They just lose steam immediately
>>203949505being ugly is the greatest sin
>>203949523probably for the best that you don’t do that again until you can get those straps, im guessing they would take the strain off your wrists, maybe lift stuff in a way where you don’t have to grip as tightly. i don’t know anything about working out but if you aggravate it a bunch of times it’s gonna get worse almost certainly
Waltuh...
>>203949557haha i remember that meme
>>203949523Could be tendon issues too
i’m crying at this
oldpipo be smellin like gumdrops no cap
>>203949400I buy the same black skechers every time.
>>203949575Any other signs to look for? I just need to get it checked and go back to stretching>>203949548Its not just lifting. Even sometimes it happens wrenching on stuff Sucks to suck eh?
>>203949583he does look pretty masculine thoi wonder what it would look like for feminine
like reggie
>>203949600just take care of yourself anon you need your hands to interface with everything in the world, take steps to protect them
>>203949607if there is a female counterpart to “chad” then it would be ai image makers when they’re asked to make an attractive womani think the chad thing is so funny because when i was younger me and my cousin would call that himbo archetype “brad” when we would play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Gjtnz1Tog
>>203949612It passes after a few hours.I really need the physical outlet so the discomfort is bearable. Hope I'm not permanently damaging anything, but i doubt it because they usually feel amazing until over strained
>>203949583aryan ubermensch
>>203949639you should talk to a doctor about it just to make sure you aren’t damaging something permanently, it couldn’t hurt to get an all clear from a doctor just for the peace of mind
Would you fuck her /cum/?
>>203949657Today for my work physical was my first doctors visit in like 14 years. Felt weird, maybe I'll try again
>>203949663yes.
The only psyop I fell for was the tomboy shit but that's because I'm into them because I'd rather be the "woman" in the relationship
CALL ME UP WHEN THE SHIT GOES DOWNTHERE'S BLOOD ON HER CHEST AND A GUN ON THE GROUNDBUT I CAN SEE THE CARCASS, I'M THE MAN IN CHARGETAKE YOUR NIGHT, COP, YOU'RE TALKING TO THE TS TS TS BAAAD LIEUTEEEENANT
>>203949671pretty drawing >>203949668please do, you should be getting a checkup once a year. it doesn't seem important but so many people get caught totally flat footed by health conditions that would have been caught by a regular checkup
>>203949671
>>203948907How can I fuck a milf? How do these things happen for a timid nerdy boy?I want one that's a real bitch. Like she'll command me around and nag incessantly in a shrill voice even while I'm fucking her and I'll serve her every need
Smart people dumb themselves down when talking to the mob and dumb people act pretentiousEver notice?
>>203949697sorry but im keeping the location for myself
>>203949688Yeah she's cute>>203949691I mean yeah I basically would be in the gayest straight relationship
>>203949697you need to stop watching pornography my nigga for real. you're not well
i found an app where people post about their hair and ask/give advice and it's a pretty decent source of entertainment. One picture will be giga chad thorbjork thorssenberg and then the next will be some old dude who just got out of the shower and everything looks like an astigmatism
>>203949697How old are you? Older women love being approached by younger men, it validates them.
did anyone else get weirdly turned on by that episode of family guy where brian owes stewie money so he brutally beats him up over and over
>>203949671what the fuck does that even mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euvCU4ru4EM mttg
>>203949668I have had basic physicals for work and giving plasma. Usually theyre rushed cause docs are busy and I get the sense I creep them outUsually for me it's like 5 minutes
>>203949702"do not allow men under 30 to travel alone"lmfao
>>203948907I always liked when gir would turn red and become serious and powerful
>>203949688I won't do a doctor unless its immediate life or death, but if i lose my hands I'd have to kms so maybe an exceptionMy blood pressure and weight are good and i exercise 6 times a week lifting and cardio and only eat real food
>>203949671TOMBOYS MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS.Regards,AnonCEO of Tomboy Internet Defense Force
is it worth it to pull iron if you don't got protein?
>>203949738nah
>>203949732that's when his programming was working correctly that's how he's supposed to function normally >>203949735there's no reason to be apprehensive about going to the doctor, you don't need to be on deaths door to be seen . an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
>>203949737Only women who become men can get into heaven
>>203949706I don't even watch milf porn but maybe i should...>>203949702Selfish cunt>>203949711Old women sometimes have flirted with me, way more than younger women, but I've zero rizz. Visited a public pool a couple times and both times this middle aged woman with an Australian accent tried to flirt
I'm convinced that almost all women are mentally ill to some capacity.
LIDL used to do a "eat hot or cold" chicken in a plastic bowl for like £1.99 and it had ilke 20 grams of protein per
>>203949762nobody's perfect
the population problem will quickly solve itself as soon as the antibiotic thing starts failing
>>203949716Like how a woman is treated in a straight relationship? That's how I want to be treated but I'm a man and she's a woman>>203949737I don't think we like them for the same reasons I like them cause I'm probably an effeminate fag>>203949702It sucks getting to an age where "older women" are in my age range like a 29 year old woman isn't a cougar to me, nobody would bat an eye if I dated one
>>203949770i think it will end up as each antiboitic treats one disease or two antiboitics per disease and it will slowly thittle down. but thats just a theory
>>203949774>like a 29 year old woman isn't a cougar to meYep, I'm 30 and I don't see them as cougars anymore. How we've fallen.
theres antibiotics in dirt eating dirt is a high IQ hobby and will boost the immune system
>>203949762tumblr taught me that corporations are faggotsthey ruined the whole fucking site. But I did figure out how to fuck with html which was fun
30 year old women are gmilfs
drinking milk
i cummed so much even though id cum a few times already
>>203949793i would join you but i blew all my calories on pot pie it's just gonna be earl grey for me tonight
>>203949784She'd be older than me but only by a few years, like that's just normal
There was a big fire nearby... so I can only post from my phone. Electricity hasn't come back yet in the neighborhood.
>>203949810sorry bro i was trying to re-enact breaking bad and i fricked up badly
>>203949810you should go watch it
>>203949810stay safelight some candles
>>203949808enjoy bud
>>203949815lmfao
I had a 30 year old woman message me on a language app and I was like, dang old women want to talk to me now.
gn cummers
>>203949758Create a tinder account and set the age range to 30+
>>203949838good night
WHEN I WUZ UH YOUNG BOYMAH MUTHA SED TA METHEHE'S ONLY WUN GUHL FUH YOUAN' SHE PROBUBLY LIVES IN TA'EE'EE
>>203949769Wrong.
we'll never leave earth because very soon tiny space junk will make launching anything into space impossible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2gSSJmjTLA
>>203949818The fire is over...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf4bSZ1XM1s
my life is pure torture
>>203949918why
im so 2008 you're so 2000 late
>>203949947probably no good reason
>>203949956I got that booom booom pow
reading shoujo mangawhy can't a prince(female) come sweep me off my feet and make my life fulfilling and exciting despite me offering nothing in return
would you kiss this fledgling crow on the head?
>>203950003of course i would and i hope that i imprint on him and that he becomes my familiar
>>203949398My house is a magnet for roaches and gnats. Your cost of living must be nice.
>>203950016Yikes, I assume you live in a city
>>203950016i had ants get into my kitchen and i had to set traps everywhere because they were getting into my pantry too
>>203949583looks like a neanderthal version of Jack Dorsey
posting on /cum/ makes me want to kill myself sometimes like damn i really don't have anything better to do than read what these fucking retards are thinking
>>203949663I'll pass. Tron Bonne however...
>>203950065rude
>>203950065then go away
To forgive and forget means to throw away dearly bought experience
>>203948907Horny and want to masturbate but at the same time kinda don't want to
once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died
i really want to drink my last tallboy but i think it'll push me into hangover territory
>>203950131have some water instead
>>203950140why don't i suck a fucking cock while i'm at it
>>203950141if she doesn't act like this whenever you're in your boxers, she isn't the one fellas
>>203950065/cum/ unironically makes me feel a sense of pan-americanism.
>>203950151oh dear
>>203950151if that's the stuff you say while you're drunk imma think that's what you really want
Le aeroplaneo
hey peter wanna see my peginas
i'm so funny. it's good that i haven't killed myself so i can make people smile with my offbeat remarks.
oh yeah, it's goon time
11pm bath is sounding very nice right now i think that's the plan
>>203950234Can I see?
>>203950230lay one on us then joker
These threads might as well be called /cub/ because I swear that 90% of the time I see Brazilian(s) more than any Mexican posters. Not complaining though, I for one welcome Brazil as our honorary new/cum/ers.
>>203950230hey, we've got a regular Rodney Dangerfield over here!
>>203950254fart
>>203950253sorry, already coomed :( i've been doing microgooning lately (5min or less)
>>203950316Let me watch next time pls
Nig nogs
Blueberry protein milkThe nectar of the gods
I am going to use my extra hour on Daylight Savings to jack off
Come watch planet of the apeshttps://www.twitch.tv/fargleumps_____
>>203950401no! (planet of the apes reference)
>>203950152wot?
so depressed i can hardly move
>>203950368what if i coomed in it?
>>203950417why are you depressed?
>>203950435i feel like a woman trapped in a mans body
>>203950426I wouldn't even notice your tiny shot of watery drippings
havin apple cidervvv comfy
Boy ain't no way boy *scoff*Ain't no way boy*scoff*
>>203950368That's an AI picture
>>203950522I'm still hungryMight have the cumpooter generate a new one
>>203950092dont @ me faggot
>>203950454have you tried gooning to sissy hypno
>>203950454this is not me fake news
Currently watching The Mummy (1932)This shit has aged better than loads of garbage 1980s horror movies
REPENT
>>203950603The Mummy (1998) hold up doe
fewer people would commit crimes if the punishment was watching your loved ones get fucked to death by machines
I am become weed, goofer of doofuses
>>203950603I feel like that's the Universal Monster you'll hear the least talked about. Glad you liked it.
just found out about the national debt crisis... damn that shit sucks man
>>203950582sissy hypno is cringe and only agp porn addicted white trannies look at that
what happened to /lat/?
>>203950631That's a great one>>203950671I've never seen any of them, they are all on prime video so I'm watching Invisible Man, Dracula, and Wolf Man next
>>203950696The south cone felt too special to deal with brown sudacas so they left and made their own gen
>>203950712Sup bro
Bros how often do you change your underwear? My homie said he changes it every day but i think that's mad sus like being too clean you know?
>>203950723Literally every day
>>203950723Every other day (I shower every other day)
>>203950723I change my underwear everyday or every other day unless I'm at home in which I wear PJs, I shower at least 4-5 times a week and do my laundry 3 times a month. At some point you just get tired of having sheets covered in your own dead skin, bad breath that irritates your sinuses and urine stained boxers that smell like ass.
pokemon
>>203950786What about pokemon?
>>203950474this sounds really good i need some cider soon>>203950723every day, since i shower every day
>>203950796bro what if pokemon were real
>>203950799What style underwear doe
>>203950607asshole >>203950674yeah man...
>>203950804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b4ULg131PM
>>203950786Pokepark was such a good game
>>203950815Cute reply anon
>>203948957Watching people plays sports games is so boring.>>203948987Didn't it come out he was just an assistant?
>>203950801I only like the cutemon.
goodnight and sweet dreams
>>203949671I get the feeling that most "tomboys" irl are mega femnazi ice queens looking for any opportunity to falsely accuse you of rape if you "cross" them in any way.
>>203950848good night
Jews trying to shill me ads for schizophrenia pills i know im autistic not schizoprenic i will not give in
>>203950852lol
>>203950848Gn fren
is that anon that likes yugioh here
Who here wants to be slapped by me
>>203950723like once or twice a week
>>203950863I hate yugioh the game degenerated as soon as it became instant death not a strategical game over many turns
wasted the entire day again award recipient
>>203950863If someone taught me how to play I'd play with people
>>203950874i don't have an opinion on the thing itself but i found this cute collab and wanted to share with him
>>203950875it's not wasted if you were having fun
>>203950866There is no reason for you to slap me. If you were my significant other then perhaps I'd allow such actions as part of foreplay.
>>203950892You being you is enough reason
>>203950892based
>>203950907I don't think I deserved to be slapped.
>>203950918Well I think you do and that's all that matters
>>203950929Well... Are you going to come slap me or what
*CHOMP*
>>203950959me when i spot a sweet treat
>>203950945I am likely too far so do both of us the favor and slap yourself for me right now until you see stars
>>203950959>*sickening crunch intensifies*
>>203950970um... Not doing that so I guess I win
>>203950959Lol right in the dick
thinking about ms. chud
>>203951009i am going to freak the fuck out if this website doesn't stop making my pictures sideways
>>203948907This chud character
>>203951021You're just retarded, but that's ok
want to have sex
>>203951032Is that a statement or an offer
>>203951021Crop them just a bit before posting and it fixes it
>>203951034statement to men, offer to women
>>203951021Screenshot it and upload the screenshot. Quickest way to resize it
>>203951042I'm a trans woman with a fetish for Brazilian neets ;)
>>203951039>>203951045thank you
>>203951049trans woman are men so
>>203951050The Brazilian is such a sexist, it freaking disgusts me
>>203951067you'll stay a virgin forever with that attitude, incelchud
we should do a secret santa
achoo
>>203951094Ok give me your address and name
>>203951120i would organize it for this reason, i wouldn't do anything malicious if you're really sketched about it you can use a p.o box
>>203951133If you see a Brian from Chicago in the secret Santa list, send him a pipe bomb in Minecraft
just woke up
Me? I prefer white men.
>>203951169Yeah spinster we know already.....
>>203951157good morning i guess
just killed a mosquito
>>203951177I'm not spinster, I'm going to bed. Buenas noches.
>>203951178good morning sir
Does anyone know the context for the video of the white girl screaming at the baby?
In this house we stand for the flag and kneel for the cross
>>203951204good night
>>203950723Once a week.
>>203951235gross
I miss sniffing my ex's undies Very yeasty girl, always something new going on down there
>>203951350What does that smell like
>>203951350
>>203948905>>203948905>>203948905recycle
310
>>203951350About to sniff my girlfriend's sweaty asshole after she worked all day and didn't shower. Love the flavor
