Stop calling us cowards. We are very strong and our history is glorious. We would beat you in a fight.
>>203972418>We would beat you in a fightif we had a fight here's how it would go:>Bulgaria does literally nothing because we don't even have a functional air force>France sends a couple of Rafale jets to bomb an airport but they run out of bombs after 2 days and the war has to be cancelled
>>203972581We would never hurt Bulgaria.
*lands at Juno beach to liberate you
>>203972418O-ok I'm sorry..!!
>>203972418You have nukes and we don't.I kneel!
>>203972418>We would beat you in a fight.We defeated Napoleon and ended his reign of terror though.
I would like a French girlfriend!!!!
>>203973746You did? I forgot you were there to be honest, I'm surprised you even showed up. I thought the British just paid everyone to do the dirty job.
>>203972418France has beat almost every European country in a war. France has never beat the US in a war ;)
>>203973804>um you don't get to bring friends
>>203973821Reminder France basically fought your independence war for you and then 10 years later when they needed your help to defend the french revolution you pussied out and declared neutrality
>>203973821that's because you never dared picking a fight on us
>>203973821We made you so mad for not wanting to kill third worlders with you that you renamed "french fries" into "freedom fries". Which is so passive aggressive I would think you're a country full of women. I count this pathetic display as a win.Also they're Belgian, not French.
>>203973804Tiny penisTiny memories
>>203973895Indeed. You had to fight us one on one, like real men.
>>2039739277 years/french-indian waryou guys got REKT
>>203973966>you, uhh, your leader's penis was small! take that!This is pathetic. Insane how this irrelevant little man with a little penis still manages to live in your head rent free for the last two hundred years.
>>203974106We just like making fun of him, he was comical
>>203972418>ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIE>LE JOUR DE GLOIRE EST ARRIVÉ
>>203974587I'll never understand why the beret is associated with us. Here we see it as a Basque thing.
>>203972418>Stop calling us cowards. We are very strong and our history is glorious.I don't, I have a great amount of admiration for France and my country wouldn't exist without yours.>We would beat you in a fight.lmao, okay pal. Your hat is looking a bit too big for the amount of cattle you have partner.
>>203974837Ok cowboy. Don't make me go up there.
>>203975656Come on up Frenchie, make sure you bring some baguettes and strudel.
>>203972418You're the second strongest, only behind us.
>>203972418I didn't, for it has always been TFL
