I've just turned 51 and I'm still a virgin, at what age is it over for you in your cunt? I'm still holding out some hope, thinking about going overseas where the women's standards are more reasonable. When do people usually lose their virginity in your cunt? have you lost yours?
>>203975649do you at least have a good job, your own place?
>>203975649Why not buy a hooker at this point
>>203975649no you're not 51 and you're just making this thread to laugh at us poor bastards
>>203975719>do you at least have a good job, your own place?I work full time at a Gregg's and I live in a room in a houseshare.>>203975765Too expensive, even a low tier junkie will ask for 2-300 quid just for a blowjob and if you try to haggle they'll scream at you. It's simply not worth it and I'd rather save that money than risk disease for the sake of achieving a debated milestone. >>203975774Are you a virgin? How over is it for me?
>>203975649That's not true, life satisfaction decreases when people become teenagers and doesn't move upward again until 60. Bottom life satisfaction is typically 40s-50s. It's called the U-shape of happiness
I'm borderline asexual
>>203978465>and doesn't move upward again until 60.>Bottom life satisfaction is typically 40s-50s.>It's called the U-shape of happinessAs a 40-something, WTF? S-so.. i-it gets better again?
>>203975719Döda dig själv fittluder
I lost my virginity at 28. I'm glad I lost it at some point but dating a woman was a hassle
>>203975774im 30, i was making threads when i was 14. Im gonna be making threads when im 80 if im still alive. You cannot escape this site.
>>203975649I used to think I was the oldest virgin on 4chan at 32, but you have me beat by the average age of a 4chan poster.
>>203978711Mentally ill Fennoswede spotted.
>>203978465I'm 21, I feel like 17-19 was the peak and after that it's just slow depressing grind towards death, I felt like that when I was younger and I do now, 20s are much more lonely, people get more stiff. I feel like it's not socially acceptable to do anything cool past 19-20. And I can't just not care what other people think because humans rely on connections for pretty much everything. Why does society stigmatize suicide so much? It'd be great to just take a pill and go to sleep forever.
>>203978688>As a 40-something, WTF? S-so.. i-it gets better again?A-are we back bros?
>>203981538>I'm 21, I feel like 17-19 was the peak and after that it's just slow depressing grind towards death, I felt like that when I was younger and I do now, 20s are much more lonely, people get more stiff. I feel like it's not socially acceptable to do anything cool past 19-20. And I can't just not care what other people think because humans rely on connections for pretty much everything. Why does society stigmatize suicide so much? It'd be great to just take a pill and go to sleep forever.Have sex with me before you die or let me use your body when you're dead, you won't need it anyways.
>>203975649>51 virginBack in my day trolling used to mean something.
>>203975649Bait, this shit only happens in fiction and even then the writers know not to get this ridiculous
>>203983189Yeah. No way anyone reached age 51 as a virgin and still cares. Their dick probably stopped working at 35 from deathgrip.
>>203979026You think you'll somehow avoid roping for fifty years?
>Peak life satisfaction at 23absolutely not, lmao 23 is the worst fucking age
>>203983237>Bait, this shit only happens in fiction and even then the writers know not to get this ridiculousWomen in the 80s were stuffed up in their houses compared to today so there was no chance to meet them unless you went to the city and there the women were just as vapid, mean and cruel as they are today but they were more obtuse about it because they had to do everything in person so instead of blocking you on Tinder they'd give you a fake phone number of some Chinese restaurant to make you go away.Because of the lack of cameras and surveillance everywhere bullying among adults was a common thing and what are today called chads would do shit like spill your drink or trip you up to make you look foolish. Basically they used to act how jocks act in American cinema.Today women will just take screenshots of your tinder and post it on Facebook for women to rate and shit like that and men just simp for women behind their screens and bully eachother online instead. I'd say it's over but truth be told it never really began.
>>203983161You're coomer brained, also brush your teeth.
>>203979026>im 30, i was making threads when i was 14. Im gonna be making threads when im 80 if im still alive. You cannot escape this site.Would you date a cute femboy? You're Swedish so I imagine there's plenty there.
>>203979027>I used to think I was the oldest virgin on 4chan at 32, but you have me beat by the average age of a 4chan poster.It's so over...
>>203983371Nigga that’s entirely on you I have old friends you’re age and the 80’s and 90’s were fuck fests
>>203983380That nose is huge, like holy shit it looks like a rocket ship like Floyd's.
>>203983433>100% finnish
>>203983410>Nigga that’s entirely on you I have old friends you’re age and the 80’s and 90’s were fuck festsBro, people have rose tinted glasses about the past. The only people having sex then were either married or boomers, everyone else was just working hard because the effects of the silver crash, 1970s oil crisis, the oil crisis from the iran-iraq war and the 80s depression which fucked everyone over.Also thatcher was just raping young people's salaries to pay for the elderly. In our country we call her "Maggie Thatcher the milk snatcher" because she literally took away the free milk we gave to school children because "it costs too much" and "we need to prop up pensions".
>>203983486God bless da queen innit?
>>203983552Man I can’t believe you lived through the peak of rave culture and didn’t fuck lol it sounds surreal
>>203975649>peak life satisfaction happens 3 years before marriageinteresting>>203981538>21You are a child; you have no frame of reference. Imagine a 13 year old telling you about how he was so much happier when he was 10 and that he has no chance at happiness now that he's a teen.
>peak of life satisfaction 23literally who
>>203983740>Man I can’t believe you lived through the peak of rave culture and didn’t fuck lol it sounds surrealYou're really over hyping it, take it from someone who actually lived in the 80s, it was complete ass.
>>203983257>Yeah. No way anyone reached age 51 as a virgin and still cares. Their dick probably stopped working at 35 from deathgrip.I still care and I stopped masturbating 2 years ago during nofap and just never got around to picking it back up again. I cum in my sleep sometimes now though.
>>203979027Same, I'm also 32yo kek
>>203983571at least hes got his ps
>>203978688Does anything good happen in your 40s, particularly if you're childless? Asking as a dude in his mid 20s.
virginity is such a trivial matter to obsess about.when i was a 20 year old kid going through my neet/internet freak on /a/ /jp/ back in 2019-2011, i too made a big deal about it, thought about it a lot.then i went back to uni, graduated, had sex, got a job, etc. now i don't even care whether i haven't had sex or a gf for months. there are bigger goals in life to worry about.i like to compare virginity to landing a first job. it's a big deal, until you actually get it, and you think "huh was that it?". then you change your job first time, second time, 3rd, etc, like it's nothing.
>>203986123>virginity is such a trivial matter to obsess abouti agree but that's arguing ex-post
>>203981538>>203981538Losing my mom in my late teens, the pandemic in the early 20s and being diagnosed with schizophrenia in my mid 20s made me extremely socially inept on top my already introverted personality. I deeply considered assisted suicide but spending sometime soulsearching, focusing in my interests and cutting off certain people made it a lot easier to cope. You'll make it.
>>203985885ps?
>>203986063If you played your cards right you should have more money in your 40s than your 20s.
>>203975649Unironically my uncle was like you. Virgin, lived with my grandma all his life, had tons of vidya. He died of cancer at 55 or something.
>>203987739>Unironically my uncle was like you. Virgin, lived with my grandma all his life, had tons of vidya. He died of cancer at 55 or something.was he comfy?
>>203986123>virginity is such a trivial matter to obsess about.cope
>>203986123virginity is NOT a trivial matter, your argument is post-coitiusthe longer a man stays a virgin the more damage his psyche will take. it marks him as a failure and rejected by other humans
>>203988035In his own way. My father said he worked at a postal office in some point but I think he was a long term neet or unemployed.
>>203975649kek was the top part of the image made in the 1950s?
>>203986123false, reminder that women judge you by how you're perceived by others, and if you're not desired by other females that is possibly THE greatest turn-off for a potential partner, in the woman's perspective
>>203975649turning into a 21 to virgin in 45 daysat this pace my little sister will lose her virginity before i do.
>>203988184Just fuck one of her friends?
>>203975765you know that doesn't count right?
>>203976264>Too expensiveJust save up? You are fucking 51, im sure you could afford an escort for an hour jesust christ what the fuck
>>203988112>In his own way. My father said he worked at a postal office in some point but I think he was a long term neet or unemployed.Based, I hope he was comfy.
>>203988184Just fuck her?
