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waheeey edition
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You fuck ass i fuck sass
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>>203981382
what game?
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finding out you’re irish diaspora is so grim
whole time i thought i was a faustian world conquering ubermensch and turns out im descended from potato farmers who got arsefucked for 800 years and the alcoholism and mental illness in my family suddenly makes sense
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>>203981402
omds, do zoomers really?
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>>203981404
you are not black
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>>203981382
>There are retards who actually think this general went downhill just this year
OMDZZZZZ
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>>203981404
Timmy
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I’m Irish AND Jewish diaspora, and my family are from Liverpool. Literally couldn’t have more victim DNA if I tried :/
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wen pale clapper walk past
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for eight hundred thousand years they been keeping us down
i say no more
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Nuttin he cud do
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>>203981402
Never thought I'd see a post like this...
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>>203981469
Bored of this
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It not fucking right.
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>>203981441
grim
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gonna switch to gig's POV
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>>203981450
you are not black
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>>203981441
You are a brown retard.
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Spaino on vivastreet trying to find a prozzie who will dress up like Madeline McCann
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>>203981485
wrong pic and spelling omds

sorry Gigi
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>>203981469
hey hindus! watch this dance you have probably seen a million times in your life already but with green lasers!
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https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729722018643183.webm
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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spaino adam rourke heather
I don’t know who these people are how do I find out
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I'm a Spainophile.
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>>203981516
no1 curr
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>>203981469
this is literally a humiliation ritual
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>>203981536
What?
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>>203981514
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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katy sleeping safe and sound on cronems chest x
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oh, it's runescape
never played it
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mental how there are literal tribesmen in africa running around with spears and shit in the current year
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Took a whole lotta tryin, just to get up that hill... Now we're up in the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat... As long as we live, it's you and me baby, there ain't nothin wrong with that
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>>203981560
you are not black
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>>203981560
you will never know that feeling incel x
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>>203981514
Fucking fat bitch
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>>203981578
Zesty yute
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Mad how obvious autism is to everybody else

I only realised that I'm autistic when I was 24 and it felt like shit knowing that until that point it was really obvious to everyone that I'm an autistic freak. Everyone could just tell that I'm weird and my vibes were all retarded.
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Why did spainnonce get his trip banned again?
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>>203981567
they on that original original nigga grindset
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anyone seen those new Levi’s ads with Beyonce? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!
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>>203981638
Reminds me of Bonbibonkers
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the banana slamma, as it were
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>>203981638
she's live kek, but I'm watching the holodem right now x

https://www.twitch.tv/koraaaura
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Love the tremendously loud and long farts from using the bidet
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>>203981695
don't really care unless she's dancing around showing tummy tbf
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mental how there's descendants of hitler just walking around
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nth for the holodem
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>Kemi 1/14
oh my days
I had no idea it was so over
tory party finna boutta become a joke
well, more of a joke
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>>203981715
well there aren't given he didn't have kids you fucking IDIOT
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Call of Duty: Blacked Ops
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>>203981755
We don't know this in absolute certainty
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>>203981755
you can't know that for sure
even if he really did have one testicle
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>>203981766
other than the fact a sniper literally blew his balls off
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>>203981708
last stream I caught she was singing, did a chipmunk versions too, but fuck she left me blue balls

kept saying shut your b-

like 15 times in 7 mins, she only stopped at bitch ass but here I was waiting for "nigga". she said it just like riley from the boondocks
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>>203981731
Genuinely don't think most conservatives would vote a black person
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trying to increase my magical thinking lads

when i'm on a plane it's a flying metal bird

when i'm at the gym i'm gaining strength experience

when i'm drinking a beer it's a potion with special effects

when i'm on the computer i'm using an enchanted runic device
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>>203981731
couldn't vote for her, I don't trust non-religious ethnics
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my balls are full and need draining x
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SQWAKING

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alright let me try again
mental how there's descendants of queen victoria walking around, and yet the modern monarchy isn't part of them
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>>203981818
Put your name on
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>>203981810
Wanking's good for this
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Brutal honesty and taking complete responsibility for things is probably one of the best mindsets you can have in life
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>>203981762
mmhmm
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>>203981810
u cute?
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>>203981820
Are they still wealthy?
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>>203981818
>amorin soon
it's not right, /mug/bros...
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>>203981806
what's the use of framing what you're doing as if you're living in a fantasy genre
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>>203981808
why do you trust religious ethnics
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The autistic brain has so much wiring it can get easily confused >.<
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>>203981858
what? no im fucking disgusting
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Pixies are so good
Mog the other yank bands to oblivion
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Just heard that Tommy Wobinson scammed a few hundred grand out of his supporters saying it was to fund his legal defence, then he turns up in court and pleads guilty. So basically he just has to chill in prison for a year (in the VIP wing with the paedos and rapists) and he gets out and gets his money.

Rorke scammed yet again
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>>203981858
maybe >.<
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>>203981880
start with yourself then
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>>203981892
Evening spaki
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>>203981860
most of them are dead
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>>203981892
Good
Fuck that zionist mong
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Have you been watching any good shows lately? need recommendations
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>>203981903
He's been here the whole time, he tried to lay low for a bit after getting done the last thread
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>>203981892
you still need a legal defence if you're pleading guilty you div
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Remember the Pussy Riot psyop
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>>203981920
Yeah not telling you though
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>>203981920
Yeah I have
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Late autism diagnosis is brutal, have to relearn everything about yourself and how to socialise
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>>203981920
malcolm in the middle
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actually turns out charles iii is descended from victoria on both sides
who knew?
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>>203981920
i'll always recommend farscape, but it's not for everyone
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Can hear the fat cunt next door snoring
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There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken. At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.
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>>203981872
following religious tradition is a sign of true conservatism, and a nigerian is overwhelmingly likely to have grown up in a religious home. to throw that off is something abhorrent to my sensibilities. if they were white at the mercy od complacent parents and globohomo I'd be more sympathetic but an ethnic? no
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Not too normie
Not too tryhard
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>>203981952
excellent show

>>203981920
silicon valley
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Lauren Mayberry wants ME
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>>203981402
>2024
>i am forgotten
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Mad how many people wasted their covid years. Didn't learn anything with the free time or do anything, just sat at home and wore a face diaper as they were told to.
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>>203981965
be nice to your ma
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>>203981469
was it worth it Bongs? declaring war on Germany?
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boomerbros...
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>>203981992
i never knew it
didn't have internet until i was 16 or 17
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>>203981402
darune sandscape
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>>203981920
been getting back in to pro wrestling to autistic levels to distract me from everything
something new to watch every day and decades worth of archival content
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Where many of England’s loveliest corners slow the pulse, London quickens it. Yes, it nabbed the wooden spoon in the Peace and Quiet category, thanks to its population density of 14,690 people per square mile (for Northumberland, England’s quietest county, the figure is 170), but as top dog for both Luxuries and History and Culture, few would argue that it doesn’t deserve a place in the top 10.

It has more luxury hotels and Michelin stars than the rest of England combined, four World Heritage Sites (worth 80 points), 514 museums and galleries (48 points). It has produced 16 Mercury Prize winners (40 points) – a testament to its unbeatable music scene – and offers Premier League Football, Premiership Rugby and First Class Cricket (worth a total of 60 points).

Is it even a county? Having been formed from parts of Middlesex, Essex, Surrey, Kent and Hertfordshire, traditionalists might balk at its inclusion at all. But that was way back in 1965 – it’s time to move forward, folks. London always does.
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>>203981903
Evening lad x
>>203981910
Well he’s making a profit tbf lol
>>203981927
Yeah? Several hundred grand worth he needs does he? Lmfao you got scammed Rorke mate all that money will be snorted up his nose in Marbella when he’s out haha
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>>203982005
#1: Yorkshire
#2: who cares
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>>203981920
Derry girls
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>>203982003
do you recommend malaysia
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Consider Dorset and your mind’s eye probably pictures the spectacular Jurassic Coast – the seemingly endless expanse of Chesil Beach, the sweeping dunes of Studland, and the rugged formations of Durdle Door and Old Harry’s Rocks – and Dorset’s seaside certainly helped propel it into our top 10. No county has more Blue Flag beaches (14) – a fact worth 50 points, its 174km coastline is the ninth longest, and its World Heritage status boosted its score further. But there’s plenty beyond the shoreline too, from glorious countryside (Dorset’s two National Landscapes, formerly AONBs, bagged it 20 points and it is England’s ninth most forested county, with woodland accounting for 10.8 per cent of its total area) to stately homes (its 12 National Trust properties were worth 39 points) to delicious local produce (28 points were awarded for its four culinary creations with protected status: West Country Lamb, West Country Beef, Dorset Blue and West Country Farmhouse Cheddar). What’s more, visitors can also enjoy Premier League football, thanks to Bournemouth FC (providing a 20-point bonus).
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Joe rogan gets some proper mongs on his show
why is he friends with these weird grifters
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Hampshire has never quite made it onto Britain’s tourism hot list – which is a surprise when one examines the stats that propelled it into our top 10. It has two national parks (the New Forest and the South Downs) and three National Landscapes (Chichester Harbour, Cranborne Chase and the West Wiltshire Downs, and the North Wessex Downs), worth a total of 90 points.

Thanks largely to the New Forest, it comes third for woodland as a percentage of its total area (behind only Surrey and West Sussex), raising its score by 46. It has two cathedrals (Winchester and Portsmouth), worth 40 points. It is one of only three counties (alongside North Yorkshire and Cornwall) with not one but two International Dark Sky Reserves, adding 40 points. There’s culture too, with 105 museums and galleries, 15 English Heritage properties, and both First Class Cricket and Premier League football (step forward, Southampton – for now).
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Sabrina Carpenter is dating this fucking MONG
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>>203982045
>Who put 50p in the eejit?
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>>203982014
sick of these people trying to appropriate us 199x'ers.
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>>203982027
considering he's up against a completely corrupt justice system, yeah, he probably needs about a quarter of a mil just to get something resembling a fair trial
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For a seaside break far from the maddening crowds, Norfolk is hard to beat.

Its 200kms of coastline earned it 38 points, its four Blue Flag beaches (Cromer, Sheringham, East Runton and West Runton) a further 20, and it is one of England’s most clement counties, with just 668mm of rainfall a year (half as much as Cornwall’s 1,241mm). Furthermore, it has a population density of only 440 people per square mile (the ninth lowest of any county), while the absence of a motorway, of any high-speed railways, and of a city or town with a population greater than 150,000, was worth a total of 60 points. Add the bucolic Norfolk Broads (recognised as a National Park, so worth 30 points), seven RSPB reserves (worth 35 points), and plenty of tree-hugging opportunities (9.8 per cent of the county is woodland), and it adds up to a holiday that promises to be stress-free.
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>>203982101
What part of pleading guilty don’t you get lmfao, there won’t be a trial he’s utterly rinsed youse
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sir budget holiday
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just heard a blood-curdling scream
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>>203982036
actually yorkshire comprises four separate counties in the sense that article uses
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>>203982104
i saw a seal on the beach in brid
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The Garden of England scored poorly for Peace and Quiet, thanks to its high population density (1,280 people per square mile), clutch of motorways, high-speed railway and major freight port. But in every other category it excelled.

It has 27 English Heritage properties, more than any other county (a fact worth 48 points). It produced 22 medal-winning wines at the 2024 Decanter Awards, also a record (worth 45 points). Its 163 museums and galleries surpass all but three of its rivals (garnering 45 points). Only the Isle of Wight enjoys more hours of sunshine than Kent’s 1,744. Add to the mix two National Landscapes (High Weald and the Kent Downs), 183kms of coastline, six RSPB reserves, three food and drink creations with protected status (Whitstable Oysters, East Kent Goldings and Kentish Ale), two cathedrals (Canterbury and Rochester) and First Class Cricket, and you’ve got all the ingredients for English holiday heaven. It’s far more than a commuter belt.
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why am I always hungry
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The archetypal “green and pleasant land”, steeped in Arthurian folklore, and home to Bath, a double World Heritage Site and arguably the most visually arresting city in the whole of England, Somerset’s position at the business end of our rankings is incontrovertible. On top of Exmoor National Park (worth 30 points), its five National Landscapes – Blackdown Hills, Cotswolds, Cranborne Chase and the West Wiltshire Downs, Mendip Hills and Quantock Hills – are a record (and worth 50 more). It has 25 National Trust listings and 13 English Heritage properties, for a further 84 points. Its five protected food and drink products (West Country Lamb, West Country Beef, Exmoor Jersey Blue, West Country Farmhouse Cheddar, Somerset Cider Brandy) snaffle it another 35. Four RSPB reserves – where you can watch starlings murmurate in winter – are another highlight. And with a low population density, some of England’s darkest skies and no high-speed rail, major city, freight port or international airport, its Peace and Quiet credentials are hard to top.
Nor is it resting on its bucolic laurels, with luxury hotels and Michelin-starred restaurants popping up in its increasingly stylish market towns. Rich in history, but with its finger on the pulse.
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>>203982101
Who the fuck do you think he's buying with that money? Clarence Darrow? Nah. He'll take the money and do a bird in jail. Easiest money ever
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>>203982050
yh as long as you are not a hot ginger woman https://worldofbuzz.com/redhead-tourist-becomes-instant-celebrity-at-batu-caves-as-many-requested-for-photos-with-her/
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saying a prayer before i take this monster shit with hemorrhoidberg peeking out
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Love it for its rugged shoreline and golden sands, or hate it because every man and his dog makes a beeline there come summer, Cornwall’s charms are undeniable. Chief among them is the aforementioned coast, all 841kms of it (a record – and worth 48 points), which has National Landscape status (adding 10 points), is adorned with nine Blue Flag beaches (36 points), and is roasted by 1,636 hours of sunshine a year (20 points). There’s also a burgeoning culinary scene, with four Michelin-starred restaurants (25 points) making full use of its local ingredients (the county’s seven foods with protected status – West Country Lamb, West Country Beef, West Country Farmhouse Cheddar, Cornish Clotted Cream, Cornish Sardines, Fal Oysters and the humble Cornish Pasty – are worth 49 points), and a surfeit of history – no county has more National Trust listings (47, adding 48 points), and its mining landscape has Unesco World Heritage status (20 points).
With two Dark Sky Reserves, no major cities or motorways, and a low population density (410 people per square mile), Cornwall also topped the Peace and Quiet category. So long as you avoid August, that is…
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touch me
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>>203981382
When I go to the UK I am buying entire cases of Samuel smiths imperial stout Jesus Christ that shit is great I never had good stout before but damn
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i mean redhead >>203982151
nvm
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mental how people would go crazy and act like wolves in medieval times
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A united Yorkshire would wipe the floor with the rest of England, scoring well in excess of 1,000 points. Luckily for the competition, this behemoth was quartered in 1974, becoming North Yorkshire, West Yorkshire, South Yorkshire and Humberside (now East Riding). Nevertheless, its largest section still slips easily into our top three.

When one imagines Yorkshire – God’s Own Country – it is North Yorkshire that they envisage, a land of windswept moors, rugged fells, photogenic sheep, drystone walls and endless pots of tea. Here you’ll find two national parks (North York Moors and Yorkshire Dales) and four National Landscapes (Forest of Bowland, Howardian Hills, Nidderdale and North Pennines), amassing 100 points, two cathedrals (York and Ripon), for a further 40, the Studley Royal Park World Heritage Site (20 points), 166 museums and galleries (46 points), 15 National Trust listings (42 points), 23 English Heritage properties (45 points) and an RHS garden (20 points).

Then there’s its 152kms of seaside (30 points), home to lovable resorts such as Filey, Scarborough and Whitby, and an ever-increasing number of luxury hotels, spas and Michelin-starred restaurants. In fact, the only area where North Yorkshire fell down was the weather: its annual 1,386 hours of sunshine was the fourth lowest – lower than Lancashire, even – and its 943mms of rainfall the ninth highest. Pack a brolly.
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>>203982165
lube up the ring, make it slide easy
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>>203982014
Send this cunt back
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>>203982150
>Who the fuck do you think he's buying with that money?
the services of a law firm
not bein funny but are you slow?
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lads
after a woman has had a baby
can they even feel sex

I'd imagine they'd be a bit stretched out, aye?
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ripping out a nasty stencher
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Cumbria is synonymous with the Lake District, and this expanse of glorious waters and soaring peaks was a key factor behind its lofty ranking. It has both World Heritage and National Park status, worth 50 points. The Lake District’s highest point, Scafell Pike, reaches 978 metres, making Cumbria England’s highest county (for a further 48 points). The presence of such an extensive protected area also helps explain why it bagged 198 points in the Peace and Quiet category.

We were a little surprised, however, to learn that Cumbria is not England’s most lake-covered county. According to the Ordnance Survey only 1.5 per cent of its surface area is water, putting it in seventh place, behind Cheshire, Greater Manchester, Surrey, Berkshire, Cambridgeshire and runaway winner Rutland – the real Lake District. Still, it was worth another 39 points.

There’s much more to Cumbria than meres and mountains, however. Its oft-overlooked 247km coastline is England’s fourth longest (worth 42 points) and showcases two National Landscapes (for another 40) – Arnside and Silverdale and the Solway Coast. Then there’s its 14 Michelin stars (45 points), 25 National Trust listings (46 points) and 24 English Heritage properties (46 points). Were it not for the decidedly dicey weather – Cumbria is the county with both the fewest hours of annual sunshine (1,352) and the most rain (1,532mms) – we’d probably be crowning it the winner.
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omds
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>>203982014
you don't know old school, zoomer
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>>203982190
>A united Yorkshire would wipe the floor with the rest of England
fucking right we would
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>>203982014
now that's some zoomoid cope
those born before 2000 got that experience. if you were born in fucking 2004 then you have little to no memory of life before smartphones
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>>203982123
West Yorkshire is automatically the worst because it has Bradford
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>>203982198
He already has a party of "lawyers" representing him
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HIYA
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Devon didn’t just top our rankings – it blew away the competition, with 61 points separating it from second-placed Cumbria. In a nip-and-tuck competition, this represented a chasm.
Simply put, it has everything. Two national parks and five National Landscapes (worth a total of 110 points), 14 Blue Flag beaches (50 points) along its 495kms of coast (46 points – second only to Cornwall). Nine RSPB reserves (45 points), an RHS garden (20 points), and vast tracts of woodland (9.9 per cent of Devon is tree-covered, according to the Ordnance Survey, a fact worth 38 points). That’s the natural wonders covered.

As for history and culture, there’s 177 museums and galleries (47 points), 34 National Trust listings (47 points), 13 English Heritage properties (38 points), and – in Exeter – a cathedral (20 points) and Premiership Rugby to enjoy (20 points).

After a day of hiking and sightseeing, you’ll need a decent supper and somewhere nice to lay your weary head, and Devon provides, with five Michelin-starred restaurants (30 points), one of the 50 best hotels on Earth, according to Telegraph Travel (Hotel Endsleigh in Tavistock), and a couple more with 5 AA Red Stars (Gidleigh Park in Chagford and Bovey Castle in Moretonhampstead).

It’s not without its faults, of course – parts of it are becoming overwhelmed by tourism – but it’s the English county that comes closest to perfection. You can’t argue with science.
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gelled, permed hair types; Australians
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>>203982093
looksmatched
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trying to imagine having a childhood in this day and age and nothing but despair comes to me
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>>203982100
>>203982196
>>203982228
>>203982240
*steals your zimmerframe*
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>>203982240
before smartphones, before adsl
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yawksher ppl love they lil dales n shit
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Should I try these?
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>>203982270
don't worry if you were born in this day and age you'd never develop the cognitive capacity to feel despair
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>>203982190
sir yorkshire splitter
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>>203982281
zoomers will be needing zimmerframes in their 40s you're all spastics
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>>203982281
I was born 2 months before '99 ended you silly mong
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>>203982295
never had that but if you want a proper ale, try a theakston's old peculier
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>>203982255
there was a 00ish porn whore named devon. used to wank one out to her plastic mug and plastic tits
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>>203982295
You the yank that's going to York soon?
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>>203982330
only a yt boi would sup that dutty ale
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surreptitiously huddling my dildo into the shower
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>>203982320
zoomzoom, 95 is the cut off
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Absolutely no swearing.
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>>203982347
and?
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up to #2 now
#1 soon
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>>203982338
lol I remember that slag
In early youtube years you could search for "hot babe" and find quite racy videos, and one of my first ever wanks was to a video of her on a bed doing sexy stripper moves
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if i can't smoke or swear in this courtroom, i'm fucked
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Where's mousey? :P
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raise your hand if you've seen a fanny in the flesh
*keeps hands by my sides*
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what's the first level division of the uk after the countries? counties?
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>>203982412
hes a sleeby lil guy
>>203981064
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would it be gay to buy one of those model your own willy into a dildo kits?
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>>203982343
Yeah and London I thought about trying beer because I am working somewhere that has it
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1 Devon
2 Cumbria
3 North Yorkshire
4 Cornwall
5 Somerset
6 Kent
7 Norfolk
8 Hampshire
9 Dorset
10 Greater London
11 Northumberland
12 Gloucestershire
13 Wiltshire
14 East Sussex
15 Suffolk
16 West Sussex
17 Surrey
18 Oxfordshire
19 Shropshire
20 Essex
21 Lancashire
22 Berkshire
23 Worcestershire
24 Lincolnshire
25 Derbyshire
26 Cheshire
27 West Yorkshire
28 Herefordshire
29 Staffordshire
30 Nottinghamshire
31 Cambridgeshire
32 South Yorkshire
33 Rutland
34 Isle of Wight
35 Buckinghamshire
36 West Midlands
37 Greater Manchester
38 Tyne and Wear
39 Durham
40 Leicestershire
41 Warwickshire
42 Hertfordshire
43 Northamptonshire
44 East Riding
45 Merseyside
46 City of London
47 Bristol
48 Bedfordshire
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>>203982411
besides, it was all trevor and corey
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>>203982448
You can try that, you should also try continental beers, leffe, erdinger, stuff like that.
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>>203982421
*remove my left hand from my balls and start typing*
...nh
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is he handsome?
can't really tell desu lads
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>>203982411
>your honour this cunt's come at me-
>OBJECTION
>SUSTAINED
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>203982496
/brit/ not looksmax.
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britain's not really an island since the tunnel
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>>203982496
interestingly ugly
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mad how much unknown knowledge there is

like, nobody knows where the name "London" originates from. Or Germany.
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makes you think
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>>203982455
>44 East Riding
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>>203982521
that's what my mum calls me
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get to the head of steam pay £10.50 for a pint of Belgian trappist beer
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hop to barley value
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>>203982455
Utterly bizarre that they split up the West Riding of Yorkshire
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>>203982496
he used to be, now he's bogged
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>>203982455
>>47 Bristol
Damn homie
In high school you was the man homie
the fuck happen to you
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Do you like my neighborhood
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>>203982535
"second half i got from you!"
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>>203982591
needs more POC
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>>203982591
Where in america?
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I sense a wee bald head needs slapping
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>>203982521
Yeah your people have a name for it it’s called jolie laide
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>>203982524
its sad that georgia and armenia aren't widely considered part of europe
they're our christian brothers :(
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>>203982523
I got this one, they come from the city and the nation, respectively
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>>203982591
beautiful but it looks hot as fuck
i'm guessing deep south
alabama? georgia?
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>>203982609
Hard disagree
>>203982611
Florida
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>>203982620
georgia is key when playing travle.earth
it's between turkey and russia, right at a major crossroads
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>>203982617
it's for women but i'm impressed you know about it
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>>203982591
lovely
what type of tree is that? looks like weeping willow but different
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>>203982591
pengggggggggggggggggggg
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>>203982591
>those trees
it looks hot and humid and sticky
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GREAT britain
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My mind is like a Rubik's cube
I flip between a collection of things; concepts, plans, troubles, resentments, and just endlessly spin and rotate the thoughts and reinterpret them until I reach different conclusions. I do this all of the time. It consumes me to the point that I get distracted during activities.
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Pretty sure I know where the name London comes from.
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Pretty sure I know where the name Wogdon comes from.
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>>203982639
i've been to florida and it was WAY too hot
mental how nice it feels going into an air conditioned building when you've been out in 35 degrees (celsius - that's 95 fahrenheit) weather for an hour
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>>203982591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHHLISaLe44
reminds me of this
loved it when it came out
it was a good summer
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weeding it up like a gansta
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back from getting banned for mentioning orange man
earlier i had to get a blogpost out of my system and i was forced to endure THREE 900 second timer events and i just gave up on it
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get every last blade of grass paved over
don't want a single shade of green anywhere on this island
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>>203982775
Mental that I bought a VPN just for them to add the 900 second timer the very next day
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>>203982786
Cant you just make proton mails
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>>203982803
Pretty sure they block emails like that
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>>203982775
Maybe you just shouldn’t break the rules? Not hard is it you fucking spastic
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>>203982775
>900 second timer
yep i'm sick of it already
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I just realised I was literally Hitler in my past life, which is why my current life is full of suffering and intense physical and mental pain
I'll probably have to suffer through thousands of other such terrible lives to pay off my karmic debt :(
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sir lamb shawarma
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any scared of intimacy for no rational reason man in
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>>203982872
a ww1 veteran and failed artist? maybe work on the perspective more
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>>203982872
who were you in between?
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testicles
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yellow ass mustard
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>>203982906
im scared of getting hurt again.....
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had a dream tonight where a girl told me I'm very funny and that she likes me
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>>203982671
Oak with Spanish moss hanging from it
>>203982668
All my favorite models are jolie laide faces like Molly bair and Xiaowen Ju
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>>203982933
i've never been hurt and i'm STILL scared!!
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>>203982817
They don't actually, which makes one wonder how affective a strategy it is
Every effort to counteract spam they've put in place so far actually just makes people not bother using the site anymore rather than stopping bots
Shame they aren't willing to just hire actual moderators
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im back boyos. 3 day ban status: OVER
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>>203982928
A Vietnamese woman
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>>203982952
Fucking hell really? What a joke lol
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internet pornography has destroyed lives on a massive scale
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>>203982953
alri literally the same poster i was arguing about politics with
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>>203981382
BANGER
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>>203982949
>Molly bair
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>>203982985
>>203982956
>>203982928
The fuck you literally do this all day every day this is mental. You realise that right? Genuinely no coming back from this kind of shit you are totally fucked
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>>203982962
yeah but we live in a golden age of rule 34
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>>203982987
Is that why I got banned? Janny said it was for discussing current events but I was too drunk at the time to remember the specifics by the time I woke up banned.
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>>203982960
Yeah been using the ol' protonmail dodgy website signup address containing 1000 unread porn spam emails
Never thought I'd be adding 4chan to that list
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>>203983028
german history in a nutshell
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And if I asked you about love you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone could level you with her eyes. Feeling like! God put an angel on earth just for you…who could rescue you from the depths of hell.

And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be her angel and to have that love for her to be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. You wouldn’t know about sleeping sitting up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term "visiting hours" doesn't apply to you. You don’t know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much.

I look at you; I don’t see an intelligent, confident man; I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you’re a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine and you ripped my fuckin’ life apart. You’re an orphan right? Do you think I’d know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you?

Personally, I don’t give a shit about all that, because you know what? I can’t learn anything from you I can’t read in some fuckin’ book. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t wanna do that, do you, sport? You’re terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.
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>>203983028
probably not the poster im thinking of then
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>>203983052
this movie made me cry like a little bitch
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Missus told me I’m not to open another bottle of wine. Lol, I replied. Lmao even
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>>203982639
Where do you think the best place in FL to move to would be? I live in the Northeast
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Last time I got banned it was for posting me bollocks in this very thread
Not actually this thread it was on friday
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>>203983093
>>203983052
these blokes are broken in a fundamental level
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>>203983093
>>203983140
I could beat these Timmys in a fight
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>>203983140
Ya know what I should do today? Stand next to a sheer 1000 ft cliff with my young kid and wife

For the photo op of course
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>>203983164
it's called an escape plan dale
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>>203983050
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>>203983157
Wanna know who this girl is
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It truly is a green and pleasant land. Idk why everyone in this thread are such massive faggots desu, you every step outside and see how fucking grand it is?!
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>>203982014
still remember having a smartphone
born in 1996
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>>203983046
vgh mein anglo-saxon brother

>>203983054
i dont remember arguing
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>>203983199
Personally I like walking on the canal and seeing the beauty
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>>203983199
i live in a fucking industrial ruin full of nafris that had it's golden age 130 years ago
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>>203983201
>still remember having a smartphone
you were what, 11? 12?
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>>203983201
flip phone*******
fucked it
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>>203983074
it's not your fault
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>>203983093
if only he was as miserable as you he might be better off right?
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>>203983214
see
>>203983218

loved those brick flip phones so much. could throw them at a wall and they would work after
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>>203982517
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Wonder how many towns have a crackhead who's sort of an urban legend like Crutchie in Manchester
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>>203983213
Alles gut m8 I lived in Berlin for a bit and it was pretty chill. Done with the city life and sex clubs and shit but had fun while I was there. Much prefer this whole mess desu
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>>203983199
Where is this
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>>203983254
>sex clubs
how do those work. it's like a brothel+night club?
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I'm an activist
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planning to stop wasting my 20s when I hit 30
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>>203983250
>brick flip phones
a brick phone is a nokia 3310
a flip phone is a motorola
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>>203983252
every town in the country
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>>203983290
I mean I only really know kitkat, where most people are after a bit of sex else they wouldn't be going there. I hear straights do quite well but I'm down for whatever so I've fucked straight cute girls, trannies, had my dick sucked by fags, etc. they're just nightclubs where people are sort of expecting sex so it's pretty easy to break that boundary
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auditing britain
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im 32. grey hair. really sore body, my back aches, everything hurts and im worried ill get a leg cramp in the night. its shit getting old.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxaLxz2Uf2I
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>>203983351
soz m8, got a wife now. if only you were earlier~
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>>203983327
>kitkat
been there a couple of times but only for the dancing bc there were acts that i really liked and everyone i was on like 3g of speed anyroads so i was horny like an incel and just as incapable of fucking. but man i fucking love dancing to old school house
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>>203983313
i had a sprint like similar to pic related and it was indestructible
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completely arsed it up lads
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>>203983378
*everytime
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>>203983394
rope yourself already loser
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>>203983327
>I've fucked straight cute girls, trannies

ftm or mtf? I guess if you're bisexual it really doesn't mater
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>>203983382
yes and im overweight and do a physical job that was very difficult today
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>>203983378
fair play mate, I've been there a few times like you said, just cooked on speed and mephadrone. was in a pretty bad mood so not horny at all so really just wanted to dance. and it's still a great club for that
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would love to see a character arc for heathermong where he slowly turns things around and escapes his completely freakish miserable ways
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>>203983311
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>>203983411
mtf. I seem to do quite well with them, even if they consider themselves 'mostly t4t', which... idk what that says about me
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>>203983565
>>203983565
>>203983565
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lol



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