waheeey edition
You fuck ass i fuck sass
>>203981382what game?
finding out you’re irish diaspora is so grimwhole time i thought i was a faustian world conquering ubermensch and turns out im descended from potato farmers who got arsefucked for 800 years and the alcoholism and mental illness in my family suddenly makes sense
>>203981402omds, do zoomers really?
>>203981404you are not black
>>203981382>There are retards who actually think this general went downhill just this yearOMDZZZZZ
>>203981404Timmy
I’m Irish AND Jewish diaspora, and my family are from Liverpool. Literally couldn’t have more victim DNA if I tried :/
wen pale clapper walk past
for eight hundred thousand years they been keeping us downi say no more
Nuttin he cud do
>>203981402Never thought I'd see a post like this...
>>203981469Bored of this
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729709276195099.webmIt not fucking right.
>>203981441grim
gonna switch to gig's POV
>>203981450you are not black
>>203981441You are a brown retard.
Spaino on vivastreet trying to find a prozzie who will dress up like Madeline McCann
>>203981485wrong pic and spelling omdssorry Gigi
>>203981469hey hindus! watch this dance you have probably seen a million times in your life already but with green lasers!
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729722018643183.webmARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spaino adam rourke heatherI don’t know who these people are how do I find out
I'm a Spainophile.
>>203981516no1 curr
>>203981469this is literally a humiliation ritual
>>203981536What?
>>203981514CORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
katy sleeping safe and sound on cronems chest x
oh, it's runescape never played it
mental how there are literal tribesmen in africa running around with spears and shit in the current year
Took a whole lotta tryin, just to get up that hill... Now we're up in the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat... As long as we live, it's you and me baby, there ain't nothin wrong with that
>>203981560you are not black
>>203981560you will never know that feeling incel x
>>203981514Fucking fat bitch
>>203981578Zesty yute
Mad how obvious autism is to everybody elseI only realised that I'm autistic when I was 24 and it felt like shit knowing that until that point it was really obvious to everyone that I'm an autistic freak. Everyone could just tell that I'm weird and my vibes were all retarded.
Why did spainnonce get his trip banned again?
>>203981567they on that original original nigga grindset
anyone seen those new Levi’s ads with Beyonce? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!
>>203981638Reminds me of Bonbibonkers
the banana slamma, as it were
>>203981638she's live kek, but I'm watching the holodem right now xhttps://www.twitch.tv/koraaaura
Love the tremendously loud and long farts from using the bidet
>>203981695don't really care unless she's dancing around showing tummy tbf
mental how there's descendants of hitler just walking around
nth for the holodem
>Kemi 1/14oh my daysI had no idea it was so overtory party finna boutta become a jokewell, more of a joke
>>203981715well there aren't given he didn't have kids you fucking IDIOT
Call of Duty: Blacked Ops
>>203981755We don't know this in absolute certainty
>>203981755you can't know that for sureeven if he really did have one testicle
>>203981766other than the fact a sniper literally blew his balls off
>>203981708last stream I caught she was singing, did a chipmunk versions too, but fuck she left me blue ballskept saying shut your b-like 15 times in 7 mins, she only stopped at bitch ass but here I was waiting for "nigga". she said it just like riley from the boondocks
>>203981731Genuinely don't think most conservatives would vote a black person
trying to increase my magical thinking ladswhen i'm on a plane it's a flying metal birdwhen i'm at the gym i'm gaining strength experiencewhen i'm drinking a beer it's a potion with special effectswhen i'm on the computer i'm using an enchanted runic device
>>203981731couldn't vote for her, I don't trust non-religious ethnics
my balls are full and need draining x
SQWAKINGhttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1730045161438931.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1730045161438931.webm
alright let me try againmental how there's descendants of queen victoria walking around, and yet the modern monarchy isn't part of them
>>203981818Put your name on
>>203981810Wanking's good for this
Brutal honesty and taking complete responsibility for things is probably one of the best mindsets you can have in life
>>203981762mmhmm
>>203981810u cute?
>>203981820Are they still wealthy?
>>203981818>amorin soonit's not right, /mug/bros...
>>203981806what's the use of framing what you're doing as if you're living in a fantasy genre
>>203981808why do you trust religious ethnics
The autistic brain has so much wiring it can get easily confused >.<
>>203981858what? no im fucking disgusting
Pixies are so goodMog the other yank bands to oblivion
Just heard that Tommy Wobinson scammed a few hundred grand out of his supporters saying it was to fund his legal defence, then he turns up in court and pleads guilty. So basically he just has to chill in prison for a year (in the VIP wing with the paedos and rapists) and he gets out and gets his money. Rorke scammed yet again
>>203981858maybe >.<
>>203981880start with yourself then
>>203981892Evening spaki
>>203981860most of them are dead
>>203981892GoodFuck that zionist mong
Have you been watching any good shows lately? need recommendations
>>203981903He's been here the whole time, he tried to lay low for a bit after getting done the last thread
>>203981892you still need a legal defence if you're pleading guilty you div
Remember the Pussy Riot psyop
>>203981920Yeah not telling you though
>>203981920Yeah I have
Late autism diagnosis is brutal, have to relearn everything about yourself and how to socialise
>>203981920malcolm in the middle
actually turns out charles iii is descended from victoria on both sideswho knew?
>>203981920i'll always recommend farscape, but it's not for everyone
Can hear the fat cunt next door snoring
There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken. At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. When these things begin to take place, stand up and lift up your heads, because your redemption is drawing near.
>>203981872following religious tradition is a sign of true conservatism, and a nigerian is overwhelmingly likely to have grown up in a religious home. to throw that off is something abhorrent to my sensibilities. if they were white at the mercy od complacent parents and globohomo I'd be more sympathetic but an ethnic? no
Not too normie Not too tryhard
>>203981952excellent show>>203981920silicon valley
Lauren Mayberry wants ME
>>203981402>2024>i am forgotten
Mad how many people wasted their covid years. Didn't learn anything with the free time or do anything, just sat at home and wore a face diaper as they were told to.
>>203981965be nice to your ma
>>203981469was it worth it Bongs? declaring war on Germany?
boomerbros...
>>203981992i never knew itdidn't have internet until i was 16 or 17
>>203981402darune sandscape
>>203981920been getting back in to pro wrestling to autistic levels to distract me from everything something new to watch every day and decades worth of archival content
Where many of England’s loveliest corners slow the pulse, London quickens it. Yes, it nabbed the wooden spoon in the Peace and Quiet category, thanks to its population density of 14,690 people per square mile (for Northumberland, England’s quietest county, the figure is 170), but as top dog for both Luxuries and History and Culture, few would argue that it doesn’t deserve a place in the top 10.It has more luxury hotels and Michelin stars than the rest of England combined, four World Heritage Sites (worth 80 points), 514 museums and galleries (48 points). It has produced 16 Mercury Prize winners (40 points) – a testament to its unbeatable music scene – and offers Premier League Football, Premiership Rugby and First Class Cricket (worth a total of 60 points). Is it even a county? Having been formed from parts of Middlesex, Essex, Surrey, Kent and Hertfordshire, traditionalists might balk at its inclusion at all. But that was way back in 1965 – it’s time to move forward, folks. London always does.
>>203981903Evening lad x>>203981910Well he’s making a profit tbf lol>>203981927Yeah? Several hundred grand worth he needs does he? Lmfao you got scammed Rorke mate all that money will be snorted up his nose in Marbella when he’s out haha
>>203982005#1: Yorkshire#2: who cares
>>203981920Derry girls
>>203982003do you recommend malaysia
Consider Dorset and your mind’s eye probably pictures the spectacular Jurassic Coast – the seemingly endless expanse of Chesil Beach, the sweeping dunes of Studland, and the rugged formations of Durdle Door and Old Harry’s Rocks – and Dorset’s seaside certainly helped propel it into our top 10. No county has more Blue Flag beaches (14) – a fact worth 50 points, its 174km coastline is the ninth longest, and its World Heritage status boosted its score further. But there’s plenty beyond the shoreline too, from glorious countryside (Dorset’s two National Landscapes, formerly AONBs, bagged it 20 points and it is England’s ninth most forested county, with woodland accounting for 10.8 per cent of its total area) to stately homes (its 12 National Trust properties were worth 39 points) to delicious local produce (28 points were awarded for its four culinary creations with protected status: West Country Lamb, West Country Beef, Dorset Blue and West Country Farmhouse Cheddar). What’s more, visitors can also enjoy Premier League football, thanks to Bournemouth FC (providing a 20-point bonus).
Joe rogan gets some proper mongs on his show why is he friends with these weird grifters
Hampshire has never quite made it onto Britain’s tourism hot list – which is a surprise when one examines the stats that propelled it into our top 10. It has two national parks (the New Forest and the South Downs) and three National Landscapes (Chichester Harbour, Cranborne Chase and the West Wiltshire Downs, and the North Wessex Downs), worth a total of 90 points.Thanks largely to the New Forest, it comes third for woodland as a percentage of its total area (behind only Surrey and West Sussex), raising its score by 46. It has two cathedrals (Winchester and Portsmouth), worth 40 points. It is one of only three counties (alongside North Yorkshire and Cornwall) with not one but two International Dark Sky Reserves, adding 40 points. There’s culture too, with 105 museums and galleries, 15 English Heritage properties, and both First Class Cricket and Premier League football (step forward, Southampton – for now).
Sabrina Carpenter is dating this fucking MONG
>>203982045>Who put 50p in the eejit?
>>203982014sick of these people trying to appropriate us 199x'ers.
>>203982027considering he's up against a completely corrupt justice system, yeah, he probably needs about a quarter of a mil just to get something resembling a fair trial
For a seaside break far from the maddening crowds, Norfolk is hard to beat. Its 200kms of coastline earned it 38 points, its four Blue Flag beaches (Cromer, Sheringham, East Runton and West Runton) a further 20, and it is one of England’s most clement counties, with just 668mm of rainfall a year (half as much as Cornwall’s 1,241mm). Furthermore, it has a population density of only 440 people per square mile (the ninth lowest of any county), while the absence of a motorway, of any high-speed railways, and of a city or town with a population greater than 150,000, was worth a total of 60 points. Add the bucolic Norfolk Broads (recognised as a National Park, so worth 30 points), seven RSPB reserves (worth 35 points), and plenty of tree-hugging opportunities (9.8 per cent of the county is woodland), and it adds up to a holiday that promises to be stress-free.
>>203982101What part of pleading guilty don’t you get lmfao, there won’t be a trial he’s utterly rinsed youse
sir budget holiday
just heard a blood-curdling scream
>>203982036actually yorkshire comprises four separate counties in the sense that article uses
>>203982104i saw a seal on the beach in brid
The Garden of England scored poorly for Peace and Quiet, thanks to its high population density (1,280 people per square mile), clutch of motorways, high-speed railway and major freight port. But in every other category it excelled.It has 27 English Heritage properties, more than any other county (a fact worth 48 points). It produced 22 medal-winning wines at the 2024 Decanter Awards, also a record (worth 45 points). Its 163 museums and galleries surpass all but three of its rivals (garnering 45 points). Only the Isle of Wight enjoys more hours of sunshine than Kent’s 1,744. Add to the mix two National Landscapes (High Weald and the Kent Downs), 183kms of coastline, six RSPB reserves, three food and drink creations with protected status (Whitstable Oysters, East Kent Goldings and Kentish Ale), two cathedrals (Canterbury and Rochester) and First Class Cricket, and you’ve got all the ingredients for English holiday heaven. It’s far more than a commuter belt.
why am I always hungry
The archetypal “green and pleasant land”, steeped in Arthurian folklore, and home to Bath, a double World Heritage Site and arguably the most visually arresting city in the whole of England, Somerset’s position at the business end of our rankings is incontrovertible. On top of Exmoor National Park (worth 30 points), its five National Landscapes – Blackdown Hills, Cotswolds, Cranborne Chase and the West Wiltshire Downs, Mendip Hills and Quantock Hills – are a record (and worth 50 more). It has 25 National Trust listings and 13 English Heritage properties, for a further 84 points. Its five protected food and drink products (West Country Lamb, West Country Beef, Exmoor Jersey Blue, West Country Farmhouse Cheddar, Somerset Cider Brandy) snaffle it another 35. Four RSPB reserves – where you can watch starlings murmurate in winter – are another highlight. And with a low population density, some of England’s darkest skies and no high-speed rail, major city, freight port or international airport, its Peace and Quiet credentials are hard to top.Nor is it resting on its bucolic laurels, with luxury hotels and Michelin-starred restaurants popping up in its increasingly stylish market towns. Rich in history, but with its finger on the pulse.
>>203982101Who the fuck do you think he's buying with that money? Clarence Darrow? Nah. He'll take the money and do a bird in jail. Easiest money ever
>>203982050yh as long as you are not a hot ginger woman https://worldofbuzz.com/redhead-tourist-becomes-instant-celebrity-at-batu-caves-as-many-requested-for-photos-with-her/
saying a prayer before i take this monster shit with hemorrhoidberg peeking out
Love it for its rugged shoreline and golden sands, or hate it because every man and his dog makes a beeline there come summer, Cornwall’s charms are undeniable. Chief among them is the aforementioned coast, all 841kms of it (a record – and worth 48 points), which has National Landscape status (adding 10 points), is adorned with nine Blue Flag beaches (36 points), and is roasted by 1,636 hours of sunshine a year (20 points). There’s also a burgeoning culinary scene, with four Michelin-starred restaurants (25 points) making full use of its local ingredients (the county’s seven foods with protected status – West Country Lamb, West Country Beef, West Country Farmhouse Cheddar, Cornish Clotted Cream, Cornish Sardines, Fal Oysters and the humble Cornish Pasty – are worth 49 points), and a surfeit of history – no county has more National Trust listings (47, adding 48 points), and its mining landscape has Unesco World Heritage status (20 points).With two Dark Sky Reserves, no major cities or motorways, and a low population density (410 people per square mile), Cornwall also topped the Peace and Quiet category. So long as you avoid August, that is…
touch me
>>203981382When I go to the UK I am buying entire cases of Samuel smiths imperial stout Jesus Christ that shit is great I never had good stout before but damn
i mean redhead >>203982151nvm
mental how people would go crazy and act like wolves in medieval times
A united Yorkshire would wipe the floor with the rest of England, scoring well in excess of 1,000 points. Luckily for the competition, this behemoth was quartered in 1974, becoming North Yorkshire, West Yorkshire, South Yorkshire and Humberside (now East Riding). Nevertheless, its largest section still slips easily into our top three.When one imagines Yorkshire – God’s Own Country – it is North Yorkshire that they envisage, a land of windswept moors, rugged fells, photogenic sheep, drystone walls and endless pots of tea. Here you’ll find two national parks (North York Moors and Yorkshire Dales) and four National Landscapes (Forest of Bowland, Howardian Hills, Nidderdale and North Pennines), amassing 100 points, two cathedrals (York and Ripon), for a further 40, the Studley Royal Park World Heritage Site (20 points), 166 museums and galleries (46 points), 15 National Trust listings (42 points), 23 English Heritage properties (45 points) and an RHS garden (20 points).Then there’s its 152kms of seaside (30 points), home to lovable resorts such as Filey, Scarborough and Whitby, and an ever-increasing number of luxury hotels, spas and Michelin-starred restaurants. In fact, the only area where North Yorkshire fell down was the weather: its annual 1,386 hours of sunshine was the fourth lowest – lower than Lancashire, even – and its 943mms of rainfall the ninth highest. Pack a brolly.
>>203982165lube up the ring, make it slide easy
>>203982014Send this cunt back
>>203982150>Who the fuck do you think he's buying with that money?the services of a law firmnot bein funny but are you slow?
ladsafter a woman has had a baby can they even feel sexI'd imagine they'd be a bit stretched out, aye?
ripping out a nasty stencher
Cumbria is synonymous with the Lake District, and this expanse of glorious waters and soaring peaks was a key factor behind its lofty ranking. It has both World Heritage and National Park status, worth 50 points. The Lake District’s highest point, Scafell Pike, reaches 978 metres, making Cumbria England’s highest county (for a further 48 points). The presence of such an extensive protected area also helps explain why it bagged 198 points in the Peace and Quiet category.We were a little surprised, however, to learn that Cumbria is not England’s most lake-covered county. According to the Ordnance Survey only 1.5 per cent of its surface area is water, putting it in seventh place, behind Cheshire, Greater Manchester, Surrey, Berkshire, Cambridgeshire and runaway winner Rutland – the real Lake District. Still, it was worth another 39 points.There’s much more to Cumbria than meres and mountains, however. Its oft-overlooked 247km coastline is England’s fourth longest (worth 42 points) and showcases two National Landscapes (for another 40) – Arnside and Silverdale and the Solway Coast. Then there’s its 14 Michelin stars (45 points), 25 National Trust listings (46 points) and 24 English Heritage properties (46 points). Were it not for the decidedly dicey weather – Cumbria is the county with both the fewest hours of annual sunshine (1,352) and the most rain (1,532mms) – we’d probably be crowning it the winner.
omds
>>203982014you don't know old school, zoomer
>>203982190>A united Yorkshire would wipe the floor with the rest of Englandfucking right we would
>>203982014now that's some zoomoid copethose born before 2000 got that experience. if you were born in fucking 2004 then you have little to no memory of life before smartphones
>>203982123West Yorkshire is automatically the worst because it has Bradford
>>203982198He already has a party of "lawyers" representing him
HIYA
Devon didn’t just top our rankings – it blew away the competition, with 61 points separating it from second-placed Cumbria. In a nip-and-tuck competition, this represented a chasm. Simply put, it has everything. Two national parks and five National Landscapes (worth a total of 110 points), 14 Blue Flag beaches (50 points) along its 495kms of coast (46 points – second only to Cornwall). Nine RSPB reserves (45 points), an RHS garden (20 points), and vast tracts of woodland (9.9 per cent of Devon is tree-covered, according to the Ordnance Survey, a fact worth 38 points). That’s the natural wonders covered. As for history and culture, there’s 177 museums and galleries (47 points), 34 National Trust listings (47 points), 13 English Heritage properties (38 points), and – in Exeter – a cathedral (20 points) and Premiership Rugby to enjoy (20 points). After a day of hiking and sightseeing, you’ll need a decent supper and somewhere nice to lay your weary head, and Devon provides, with five Michelin-starred restaurants (30 points), one of the 50 best hotels on Earth, according to Telegraph Travel (Hotel Endsleigh in Tavistock), and a couple more with 5 AA Red Stars (Gidleigh Park in Chagford and Bovey Castle in Moretonhampstead). It’s not without its faults, of course – parts of it are becoming overwhelmed by tourism – but it’s the English county that comes closest to perfection. You can’t argue with science.
gelled, permed hair types; Australians
>>203982093looksmatched
trying to imagine having a childhood in this day and age and nothing but despair comes to me
>>203982100>>203982196>>203982228>>203982240*steals your zimmerframe*
>>203982240before smartphones, before adsl
yawksher ppl love they lil dales n shit
Should I try these?
>>203982270don't worry if you were born in this day and age you'd never develop the cognitive capacity to feel despair
>>203982190sir yorkshire splitter
>>203982281zoomers will be needing zimmerframes in their 40s you're all spastics
>>203982281I was born 2 months before '99 ended you silly mong
>>203982295never had that but if you want a proper ale, try a theakston's old peculier
>>203982255there was a 00ish porn whore named devon. used to wank one out to her plastic mug and plastic tits
>>203982295You the yank that's going to York soon?
>>203982330only a yt boi would sup that dutty ale
surreptitiously huddling my dildo into the shower
>>203982320zoomzoom, 95 is the cut off
Absolutely no swearing.
>>203982347and?
up to #2 now#1 soon
>>203982338lol I remember that slagIn early youtube years you could search for "hot babe" and find quite racy videos, and one of my first ever wanks was to a video of her on a bed doing sexy stripper moves
if i can't smoke or swear in this courtroom, i'm fucked
Where's mousey? :P
raise your hand if you've seen a fanny in the flesh*keeps hands by my sides*
what's the first level division of the uk after the countries? counties?
>>203982412hes a sleeby lil guy>>203981064
would it be gay to buy one of those model your own willy into a dildo kits?
>>203982343Yeah and London I thought about trying beer because I am working somewhere that has it
1 Devon2 Cumbria3 North Yorkshire4 Cornwall5 Somerset6 Kent7 Norfolk8 Hampshire9 Dorset10 Greater London11 Northumberland12 Gloucestershire13 Wiltshire14 East Sussex15 Suffolk16 West Sussex17 Surrey18 Oxfordshire19 Shropshire20 Essex21 Lancashire22 Berkshire23 Worcestershire24 Lincolnshire25 Derbyshire26 Cheshire27 West Yorkshire28 Herefordshire29 Staffordshire30 Nottinghamshire31 Cambridgeshire32 South Yorkshire33 Rutland34 Isle of Wight35 Buckinghamshire36 West Midlands37 Greater Manchester38 Tyne and Wear39 Durham40 Leicestershire41 Warwickshire42 Hertfordshire43 Northamptonshire44 East Riding45 Merseyside46 City of London47 Bristol48 Bedfordshire
>>203982411besides, it was all trevor and corey
>>203982448You can try that, you should also try continental beers, leffe, erdinger, stuff like that.
>>203982421*remove my left hand from my balls and start typing*...nh
is he handsome?can't really tell desu lads
>>203982411>your honour this cunt's come at me->OBJECTION>SUSTAINED>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>203982496/brit/ not looksmax.
britain's not really an island since the tunnel
>>203982496interestingly ugly
mad how much unknown knowledge there islike, nobody knows where the name "London" originates from. Or Germany.
makes you think
>>203982455>44 East Riding
>>203982521that's what my mum calls me
get to the head of steam pay £10.50 for a pint of Belgian trappist beer
hop to barley value
>>203982455Utterly bizarre that they split up the West Riding of Yorkshire
>>203982496he used to be, now he's bogged
>>203982455>>47 BristolDamn homieIn high school you was the man homiethe fuck happen to you
Do you like my neighborhood
>>203982535"second half i got from you!"
>>203982591needs more POC
>>203982591Where in america?
I sense a wee bald head needs slapping
>>203982521Yeah your people have a name for it it’s called jolie laide
>>203982524its sad that georgia and armenia aren't widely considered part of europethey're our christian brothers :(
>>203982523I got this one, they come from the city and the nation, respectively
>>203982591beautiful but it looks hot as fucki'm guessing deep southalabama? georgia?
>>203982609Hard disagree>>203982611Florida
>>203982620georgia is key when playing travle.earthit's between turkey and russia, right at a major crossroads
>>203982617it's for women but i'm impressed you know about it
>>203982591lovelywhat type of tree is that? looks like weeping willow but different
>>203982591pengggggggggggggggggggg
>>203982591>those treesit looks hot and humid and sticky
GREAT britain
My mind is like a Rubik's cubeI flip between a collection of things; concepts, plans, troubles, resentments, and just endlessly spin and rotate the thoughts and reinterpret them until I reach different conclusions. I do this all of the time. It consumes me to the point that I get distracted during activities.
Pretty sure I know where the name London comes from.
Pretty sure I know where the name Wogdon comes from.
>>203982639i've been to florida and it was WAY too hotmental how nice it feels going into an air conditioned building when you've been out in 35 degrees (celsius - that's 95 fahrenheit) weather for an hour
>>203982591https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHHLISaLe44reminds me of thisloved it when it came outit was a good summer
weeding it up like a gansta
back from getting banned for mentioning orange manearlier i had to get a blogpost out of my system and i was forced to endure THREE 900 second timer events and i just gave up on it
get every last blade of grass paved overdon't want a single shade of green anywhere on this island
>>203982775Mental that I bought a VPN just for them to add the 900 second timer the very next day
>>203982786Cant you just make proton mails
>>203982803Pretty sure they block emails like that
>>203982775Maybe you just shouldn’t break the rules? Not hard is it you fucking spastic
>>203982775>900 second timeryep i'm sick of it already
I just realised I was literally Hitler in my past life, which is why my current life is full of suffering and intense physical and mental pain I'll probably have to suffer through thousands of other such terrible lives to pay off my karmic debt :(
sir lamb shawarma
any scared of intimacy for no rational reason man in
>>203982872a ww1 veteran and failed artist? maybe work on the perspective more
>>203982872who were you in between?
testicles
yellow ass mustard
>>203982906im scared of getting hurt again.....
had a dream tonight where a girl told me I'm very funny and that she likes me
>>203982671Oak with Spanish moss hanging from it>>203982668All my favorite models are jolie laide faces like Molly bair and Xiaowen Ju
>>203982933i've never been hurt and i'm STILL scared!!
>>203982817They don't actually, which makes one wonder how affective a strategy it isEvery effort to counteract spam they've put in place so far actually just makes people not bother using the site anymore rather than stopping botsShame they aren't willing to just hire actual moderators
im back boyos. 3 day ban status: OVER
>>203982928A Vietnamese woman
>>203982952Fucking hell really? What a joke lol
internet pornography has destroyed lives on a massive scale
>>203982953alri literally the same poster i was arguing about politics with
>>203981382BANGER
>>203982949>Molly bair
>>203982985>>203982956>>203982928The fuck you literally do this all day every day this is mental. You realise that right? Genuinely no coming back from this kind of shit you are totally fucked
>>203982962yeah but we live in a golden age of rule 34
>>203982987Is that why I got banned? Janny said it was for discussing current events but I was too drunk at the time to remember the specifics by the time I woke up banned.
>>203982960Yeah been using the ol' protonmail dodgy website signup address containing 1000 unread porn spam emailsNever thought I'd be adding 4chan to that list
>>203983028german history in a nutshell
And if I asked you about love you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone could level you with her eyes. Feeling like! God put an angel on earth just for you…who could rescue you from the depths of hell.And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be her angel and to have that love for her to be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. You wouldn’t know about sleeping sitting up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term "visiting hours" doesn't apply to you. You don’t know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much.I look at you; I don’t see an intelligent, confident man; I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you’re a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine and you ripped my fuckin’ life apart. You’re an orphan right? Do you think I’d know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you?Personally, I don’t give a shit about all that, because you know what? I can’t learn anything from you I can’t read in some fuckin’ book. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t wanna do that, do you, sport? You’re terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.
>>203983028probably not the poster im thinking of then
>>203983052this movie made me cry like a little bitch
Missus told me I’m not to open another bottle of wine. Lol, I replied. Lmao even
>>203982639Where do you think the best place in FL to move to would be? I live in the Northeast
Last time I got banned it was for posting me bollocks in this very threadNot actually this thread it was on friday
>>203983093>>203983052these blokes are broken in a fundamental level
>>203983093>>203983140I could beat these Timmys in a fight
>>203983140Ya know what I should do today? Stand next to a sheer 1000 ft cliff with my young kid and wife For the photo op of course
>>203983164it's called an escape plan dale
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>>203983157Wanna know who this girl is
It truly is a green and pleasant land. Idk why everyone in this thread are such massive faggots desu, you every step outside and see how fucking grand it is?!
>>203982014still remember having a smartphoneborn in 1996
>>203983046vgh mein anglo-saxon brother>>203983054i dont remember arguing
>>203983199Personally I like walking on the canal and seeing the beauty
>>203983199i live in a fucking industrial ruin full of nafris that had it's golden age 130 years ago
>>203983201>still remember having a smartphoneyou were what, 11? 12?
>>203983201flip phone*******fucked it
>>203983074it's not your fault
>>203983093if only he was as miserable as you he might be better off right?
>>203983214see>>203983218loved those brick flip phones so much. could throw them at a wall and they would work after
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Wonder how many towns have a crackhead who's sort of an urban legend like Crutchie in Manchester
>>203983213Alles gut m8 I lived in Berlin for a bit and it was pretty chill. Done with the city life and sex clubs and shit but had fun while I was there. Much prefer this whole mess desu
>>203983199Where is this
>>203983254>sex clubshow do those work. it's like a brothel+night club?
I'm an activist
planning to stop wasting my 20s when I hit 30
>>203983250>brick flip phonesa brick phone is a nokia 3310a flip phone is a motorola
>>203983252every town in the country
>>203983290I mean I only really know kitkat, where most people are after a bit of sex else they wouldn't be going there. I hear straights do quite well but I'm down for whatever so I've fucked straight cute girls, trannies, had my dick sucked by fags, etc. they're just nightclubs where people are sort of expecting sex so it's pretty easy to break that boundary
auditing britain
im 32. grey hair. really sore body, my back aches, everything hurts and im worried ill get a leg cramp in the night. its shit getting old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxaLxz2Uf2I
>>203983351soz m8, got a wife now. if only you were earlier~
>>203983327>kitkatbeen there a couple of times but only for the dancing bc there were acts that i really liked and everyone i was on like 3g of speed anyroads so i was horny like an incel and just as incapable of fucking. but man i fucking love dancing to old school house
>>203983313i had a sprint like similar to pic related and it was indestructible
completely arsed it up lads
>>203983378*everytime
>>203983394rope yourself already loser
>>203983327>I've fucked straight cute girls, tranniesftm or mtf? I guess if you're bisexual it really doesn't mater
>>203983382yes and im overweight and do a physical job that was very difficult today
>>203983378fair play mate, I've been there a few times like you said, just cooked on speed and mephadrone. was in a pretty bad mood so not horny at all so really just wanted to dance. and it's still a great club for that
would love to see a character arc for heathermong where he slowly turns things around and escapes his completely freakish miserable ways
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>>203983411mtf. I seem to do quite well with them, even if they consider themselves 'mostly t4t', which... idk what that says about me
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lol
