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>>203999506Finally fucked my cousin i regret it.
https://youtu.be/QsVm_KTtyiM
>>203999540hot
feeling really good about next tuesday
My job is making me want to kms.
https://youtu.be/MhRXOOc_p-0?si=U8HKUfekr0HfR49cIs it really true that trailer trash white american cuties are wating for a fat, balding, ginger dude from Europe ? Because i really want sexo sexo with rural white american girls and creampie them
My brother (40) fed the stupid dog french fries again so he threw up all over my bed And there is nothing I can do because this 40 year old man absolutely refuses to understand information
I never really looked into it until today, but I always thought cesar chavez was some sort of puerto rican communist or something, and it turns out I wasn't far off
>>203999699same, i believe our girl will win it
>>203999769have you tried beating him up?
>>203999785I'm seriously considering it
Doggo really loved the fries I gave him. I'd do anything for that lil nigga
Unfunny
why french fry bad for dog
>>203999777uh huhjust a few more days until the clown show of the last 4 years ends
sneed oils if i had to imagine
>>203999699What's next chewsday?
>>203999863They're not
My dogs get table scraps most days and they never throw up or anything. If you feed them nothing but kibble they'll be more likely to yak up anything other than that if they get into it
there are no table scraps because i always make a happy plate
>>203999876>2016 Clinton The trusty ol polls
hawk tuah the polls
MAYBE WE CAN WALK TUAH THE POLLSVOTE ON THAT THANG
I support Hawk Tuah and Luce.
>>203999701Many such cases.
>>204000635based current thing enjoyer
blocktuah the caves
/int/ is a Luce board
I dress like this
Luce is seriously making me consider becoming Catholic
>>204000748you've betrayed us again....
>>204000689jack black did it better
>>204000689yummy
I haven't celebrated any holiday in years.
>>204000716hammer horror ahh fitpeter cushing ahh
Hawk Tuah the polls, y'all
>>204000889what about this one then
I found a salamander while working on my carWe hung out for a while and talked about fishin, but he had to go
>>204001111cute
>>204001111Based Salamandermancer
>>204001111he wanted you to take him home
>>204001111I don't see them very often, that's cool
Is Christ lord? If you answer wrong I will drink a lot of alcohol tonight.
>>203999506what's so special with abstinence?like 1/3 of the world do that
I enjoy the sound of Christian Death but at the same time I don't appreciate Christianity slander.
>>204001711In America there aren't that many Muslims and the Mormon population is like 20X smaller than Mormons think it is, so most people who don't drink mostly do it for personal moral reasons. When someone is doing something for personal and moral reasons, they tend to play victim for it. I see a lot of people pretend there's this big epidemic of people pushing alcohol on unwilling people, if that was the case I'd volunteer as tribute for them.
I enjoy the sound of "We Murder Puppies" but at the same time I don't appreciate the puppy murder
>>203999981I give mine kibble but usually with kitchen scraps from fruit or vegetables.
>>204001711A lot of kids in school will have poor grades, then manage to bring them back up. Their parents/teachers will often reward them with a pizza party or whatever. But if their grades were good all the time, they're seen as "nerds" and not rewarded. Abstaining from drugs/alcohol is basically the adult version of that.
>>204001782I drank a bottle of 17% wine oncedidn't even get drunkhow did people get addicted to this lolam I doing it wrong?
my cat really wants to eat onions sometimes but i never give him any because he's a carnivore.
>>204001903>But if their grades were good all the time, they're seen as "nerds"No they aren't. If they're losers they're seen as nerds, but loads of students have good grades and good social lives.
>>204001926You probably just have crazy tolerance, or maybe the wine went bad. Did it taste kinda sour? If so, you just drank vinegar.
>>204001903so it's just a social thing?kinda unrelated but I watch those aa meetingit was so kino lel>>204001979its only like 600ml or 40ozI think it's fine since I still get the warm feeling in my throat and stomach
>>204001926I honestly dont knowThe worst druggies get tolerant to booze then move on to something harderLike cigs i think you need to be suicidal slightly to become an alcoholic to the point it kills you
It's goddamn 49 degrees right now. Mental to think it was 111° a couple weeks ago
>>203999981how did you teach your dog to piss and shit outside? i had to return mine because she did everything inside constantly
>>204002062>I think it's fine since I still get the warm feeling in my throat and stomachThat's kind of the early stages of drunk, aka tipsy. Being proper drunk is like a numbness in the head that distorts your thoughts.
the subhumanity of the working class never ceases to appal me
>>204002117Tomorrow's Halloween and it's 69 degrees rn. It's fucking awful.
https://youtu.be/oUA1KkZVT_E
>>204001929dogs are omnivores thougheverbeit
quit your shitty mediocre job and make a deal with the devil for fame and fortune
>>203999506How do teetotalers suffer
praise the devilhe grants you all of your heart's desires
>>204000689SEX
>sufferYou're all a bunch of malingering mollycoddles.
>>204002393ave satanis
>>204002370I once matched with a girl on tinder, and the conversation was going great. She liked my jokes and she was responding quickly and everything. Then I asked about a date, and she asked if I drink. I told her alcohol isn't my thing, and she immediately unmatched.
>>204002499Hail Satan
>>204002056i love white women
>>204002056seeing pictures/videos like this sometimes makes me depressed.
>>204002393I would like Satan to help me work up the courage to communicate with Leafs. I know jack shit about Canada and I know they can sense it when I speak.
>>204002657Why
>>204000716If the pants weren't cuffed I'd think this was cool.
>>204002728He's afraid of the snowbunny mind control
>>204002555Brutal
>>204002056Naaah that's cottage cheese ass. You guys should do better.
>>204002555LOL Straightedge ahh
worship mei am a living god
>>204002555thats what you get for rejecting american culture
>>204002943Me after 3 Flintstones gummies
>>204002728because there are no women (beautiful or otherwise) in my life.
Ice had this podcast on for 2 hours and haven't heard a single word they've said
any sexy cummers itt?
>>204003025You want that ladies big brapper on your face?
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>>204002393you must go back
slapping canadian boys on the butt
>>204003170hey
>>204003354where
>>204003288i guess i just don't want to be a friendless permavirgin incel anymore
>>204003454How old are you? What's wrong with you?
Told my boss I'm fed up and taking the day off tomorrow. He's not happy.
>The Way of the Samurai is found in death. Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily. Every day when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, spears, and swords. Being carried away by surging waves. Being thrown into the midst of a great fire. Being struck by lightning, being shaken to death by a great earthquake. Falling from thousand-foot cliffs, dying of disease, or committing seppuku at the death of one's master. And every day, without fail, one should consider himself as dead. This is the substance of the Way of the Samurai.
>>204003410Kill yourself Fuck off
>>204003639Based
>>204003589What's he gonna do, fire you?
>>20400353129, I have no friends. I'd I were to die right now, it'd probably be a week before anyone noticed.
>>204003682Many such cases
>>203999506I realize the OP image is just a silly joke not meant to be taken seriously but it's still pissing me off.
>>204003682Socially awkward? Ugly? What's your curse
>>204003721Blame my Baptist upbringing but I'm in my 20s and have never drank alcohol or coffee. I'm open to try but don't understand the appeal.
>>204003680No, he needs me.
>>204000716i dress like this
>>204003770I'm on the spectrum and I don't own a car.
>>204003799It's definitely overrated. I think it's only worthwhile to try just for the sake of not being swindled if someone tries to get you to drink pisswater. But in general, hard liquor just tastes the way nail polish smells. The only time I've ever really liked whiskey whithout cringing is when tasting it they mix it with water or I'm wasted and don't really remember it much the next day. But the orange man's brother tried drinking whiskey for the same reason and became an alcoholic and now the orange man swears on never drinking alcohol.
>>204003639you first, bitch boy
hoezz in my DMs like crazYy!!!
Can I get an old fashioned
what did trump do during the 4 years he was in office
my ban is finally over
The breakfast
I'm not racist because I've been friends with most races that exist in America, but I have noticed that nice people of all races act mostly the same while assholes seem to be racialized. For example; a white asshole is self-centered and will crybully you, a black asshole will be more violent and quicker to anger, an Asian asshole will insult you endlessly, a Latino asshole will be louder and take up a lot of physical space. Nice people are just nice, but for some reason meanness is racially divided. I think that's where a lot of racism comes from. A black guy who's good to you is the same as a white guy who's good to you, but the black guys who were shitty to me have been shitty in entirely unique ways from white shitheads.
One of these days they're gonna take me awayCuz I'm a rock and roll clown (I do a lot of cocaine)
>>204004120*Hugs* don't give up ok
https://x.com/hayasaka_aryan/status/1851440930831638815
>>204004432Banana AND watermelon? This guy is a maverick, a wild card, a wolf removed from the pack, a stallion without bridle
>>204002943why'd you do that?
>>204004361I'll take a Brandy Alexander
>>204004391He reorganized NAFTA into the USMCA, he put tariffs on Chinese steel raising the price of Steel and therefore steel goods, he dismantled the NSC pandemic team, and he expanded the protected species list while also expanding what waterways waste runoff is allowed to enter.
For me, I'll take a mint julep
>>204004503Lmfao
>>204004507That place always gives me too much food, I forgot to tell them I didn't need the bread or the fruit.
>>204004611https://vxtwitter.com/iamyesyouareno/status/1851292457255780845/
>>204004663congrats
>>204004672Where is this?
>>204004555why would you choose to stay a mortalwhy not become a divine immortal powerful being
>>204004693messssico
>>204004693Puerto Vallarta Mexico
>>204004693I'm gonna go out in a limb and say Mexico?
>>204004728Kys DiStefano
>>204004765not him
>>204004698To avoid further responsibilities
I was on the bus one time and the bus speakers played the message about taking your belongings and exiting through the back, and then it played the same message in Spanish, and this dude in front of me went "wtf, are in fucking Puerto Vallarta or something?" and I had a good laugh
>>204004742I meant where specifically smart guy>>204004736Thanks anon! Enjoying the pics ty
>>204004792you're not responsible for anything as a god when you die you will basically become the bitch of whatever higher power that has dominion over the dead
>>204004805Cool
favorite soda GO
>>204004857Dr Pepper
I just looked up what a Brandy Alexander is and now I desperately want one
>bought candy for halloween>couple bags, but definitely not a large amount>I could just leave them down by the door(I have to walk down to the first floor)in a bowl so I wouldnt have to keep getting up>but then I cant see kids in their costumes and remind myself of how it used to be>but I wanna just drink and watch spooky movies>might not even get that many trick or treaters passing by anyway, if any>still need to buy a pumpkinwhat should I do?
>>204004857i don't drink soda because i'm not a retarded lard assi only drink water and vegetable juice
>>204004857good ol coke
>>204004857I'm going to have to say coca cola or I might get banned from the country
>>204004857A&w creme soda or cherry pepsi
jackie was so so ugly bros. how come such a handsome and successful Man such as JFK couldn't do better?
>>204004857Pepsi with lemon juiceMr PibbDr
>>204004927cherry pepsi used to be the GOATI dont know what they did to the formula but it just hit different back then
>>204004857Soda is garbage and water is the only good drink but if I'm forced to it's gonna be Dr Pepper.
Never go to a restaurant here that serves Pepsi, that's a bad sign
Dr. 'epper for me
>>204004984I agree. I haven't drank soda in years but I remember the last time I had cherry pepsi it was ass
>>204005003I live near by
>>204005003Goku would never drink coke
>>204005003What, does it mean they're satanists or something
>>204004857Before they changed it to shitty ass Starry, Sierra Mist was my favorite
>>204004857See>>204003340
>>204005003Pepsi is better than coke, though
>>204005042Are you going to be on the malecon this weekend? I'll be wearing this t-shirt on Saturday night
>>204005060I was looking for examples of Goku drinking soda, the closest I could find is him in a commercial for grape soda. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P83Jp4-mYEE
If elected, I will guarantee every American a blowjob from a state sponsored prostitute and $500 cash
>>204005062No but I've eaten a couple places that had Pepsi, the food was not very authentic
>>204005161your mom's jaw is gonna be preeeeetty sore...
>>204004885>>204004885bros please
>>204005204
>>204005161Who's going to give the prostitutes blowjobs?
>>204005260Prostitutes don't have penii, they can't get blowjobs
>>204005083I agree it was the best citrus soda, it had a certain crispness to it. I didn't drink soda but every once in a while when I went out to a restaurant and they had Sierra mist I'd treat myself to one (very occasionally). It was crisp, refreshing, neutral so it didn't interfere with the food much, they ruined it. I will never forgive them but also at least now I do not drink soda at all since I can't get Sierra mists every now and then.
>penii
>>204005316What? Is it penae?
happy Halloween from pepewise the dancing clown
>>204005316it's the feminine penis, you dum dum
>it's the feminine penis
>>204005289Not all prostitutes are women, and you said all Americans and women can count as Americans.
>>204005343No, it's the plural of penis
>>204005113I was lying lol
pennies
>>204005370>Not all prostitutes are womenThe ones I'm talking about are>women can count as AmericansWomen don't even count as people
>>204005377factually incorrect
>>204005430>Women don't even count as peopleDude that's fucking gay. What, you don't like women or something?
Just ordered a book off amazon 2bh
>>204005366i talk like that but do not look like that
>>204005458>you don't like women or something?I love women. For sex
>>204005366How short is he? I like his little cross necklace tho. It cute.
>>204005476bezos's goodest goy
>ELON MOX
>>204005503So you don't have sex with humans, that sounds like bestiality, which is a type of gay. Nigga you gay.
>>204005546DONA TROM
>>204005331It's penises. It's a latin word, not Greek
>>204005546>YOU SEE ELON, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS...
Spicy is not a taste is a pain sensation
>Greek isnt latin
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDATU5_jeC0
>>204005625It isn't
>>204005692where do you think latin originated from? Hint, it wasnt Italy
>>204005709>where do you think latin originated fromfrom japan, duh
COMPA QUE LE PARECE ESA MORRA LA QUE ANDA BAILANDO SOLA ME GUUUUUSTA PA MI
>>204005709Latin originated in Italy. It borrows heavily from Greek, but it isn't the same thing. That's like saying French and English is the same. Greek origin words pluralize "...I" or "...ii" while Latin or other origin words dont
>>204005543and your most recent purchase was? probably something you could have gotten from CVS.
Forgot about a big pot of rice I'd left cooling off on the stove overnightI want to kill myself
>>204005788Latin originated from Greek migrants travelling west and landing in modern day Lazio/Rome. The language of central Italy at earliest historical recording was native etruscan, which is decisively NOT latin
is the british guy here? did you like the half life animations??
>>204005885The Latins spoke Latin. The Etruscans were further north. There was also Umbrian, Oscan and Messianic and Greek in Magna Graecia.Latin did not come from greek
>>204006065>Messianic*Messapic Fucking autocorrect
This nigga spreading fake news
>>204005885Where did you read this?>English originated from Norman migrants traveling north to the island of brittania. The language of brittania at the time was common brittonic, which is decisively NOT EnglishI don't know what to tell you. They're different languages with a common lineage. That's really all there is to it
Fuck the election The real vote on November 5th is in Maine Deciding whether to keep the current Blue flag, or to change the state flag back to what it originally was from 1901-09, with the big ass pine tree on itWhich would you vote for?
>>204005885
Lemonmilk time
>>204006190Good morning DiStefano
>>204005863I left peas soaking too long
>>204006462Good morning, dude
Got fucking ewe cheese instead of goat and my sandwich tastes like shit now
>>204006521Dude is over here eating chicken Marsala and goat cheese pizzas
>>204006306our flags always have landscape scenery because nothing interesting or impactful ever occurred in this land.
Fuck me man
>>204006757if you insist ;)
sock keeps getting caught on toenail and it's annoying af
>>204006847Omg. Me too so much so I woke up early to cut all my toenails and file them down. I ripped a hole in like 3 different pairs of socks with my talons. Enough was enough
>>204006884cringe
>>204006847have you considered cutting your toenails
>>204006556Im just kind of upset because it's m'y first meal in almost 48 hours
blue category in connections today was bullshit, it had (at least) 5 members
>blue category in connections today was bullshit, it had (at least) 5 members
I found a site called read all comics and it has like every comic book ever available to read for free. I'm reading comics from decad a ago when I was a kidhttps://readallcomics.com
Do attractive young women make more money than the average male in the service industry?
>>204007049>no race warriorI sleep
>>204007106Yes especially if tips are involved
>>204007264Can you explain to me why that phenomenon is?
>>204007336girls have pretty face, tight wastes, and boobiesmen like pretty faces, tight wastes, and boobiesyou do the math
>>204007406But what about the job
Just went 12 hours without nicotine and the minor withdrawal symptoms suck I can't imagine how bad it'd be going cold turkey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMjwb13TFCoI HEAR YOU KNOOOOOOOCKINBUT YOU CAAAAAANT come in
If you have a really old pet is it better to euthanize it or to let it go on it's own?
do the people of the /cum/gen watch sitcoms? i've been binging TBBT lately
how are leaf blowers even legal? I'm in the basement and it sounds like this piece of shit is standing right next to me.
>>204007957You know that show is almost universally disliked around here why you keep sharing that? Are you really this desperate for interaction?
>>204008067>that show is almost universally disliked around herei didn't know that
>>204008067It's really not as bad as people make/made it out to beIt had some funny moments
>>204008054What's the point of those anyways? Why do Americans want leaves off their lawns so bad? Like it's just nature. Let them sit there.
>>204007919Depends how it's doing. A 14yo dog that's limping and sleepy but happy and not seriously ill doesn't have a reason to be euthanized.
>>204008206It's not eating and it's hiding...
>>204008154Not a good idea to leave leaves sitting on your lawn. They take a long time to decompose if not shredded or composted, which means they'll be sitting there moist for a long time, killing off plants and letting fungi proliferate.
>>204008227Could be less seriously sick or injured. Cat or dog?
>>204008260rake them up and put them into a compost bin like a normal person
>>204008260But nobody blows leaves in nature though and it works there.>>204008299Cat...
Purple was bullshit lol
wtf is this language
>>204008353I don't know as much about them. Is there a vet around?
>>204008530Estonian? Hungarian?
should prolly do laundry desu
>>204008530Catalan
>>204008591Yeah I'm going tomorrow but I don't feel good about this. Age sucks...
>>204008603>>204008610apparently it's Turkish
>>204008708It's over. Take my yurop card away. I'm fine with being demoted to an American after my blunder.
good afternoon
>>204008655It's not guaranteed to be something lethal. You never know.
I'm cute and friendly I guess
wow that Mcdouble hit the spoton to the Big Mac
I am very ugly, hideous, sometimes it affects my mood and personality but I do try to be friendly I guess o algo.
>>204008788Can confirm this is accurate for my sign.>>204008840Yeah but one day it will be over...
>wow that Mcdouble hit the spot>on to the Big Mac
>>204008879i'm sure you're not as ugly as you think you just have low self esteem
>>204008879Im ugly as fuck, my face is fear inducing
>>204009052oh hush
>astrology
I'm so ugly when I was a kid my mom had to tie a steak around my neck so our dog would play with me
>>204009129i know it's made up but it's fun to think about i was talking about it last night i'm a pisces
Whenever a girl asks me what star sign I am answer with "the best one".
>>204009174I'm so ugly my dad use to carry around the picture of the kid that came with the wallet
I'm a Leo. We dominate.
>>204009195booooogive a real answer it's important to know for compatibility and stuff
>>204009210I'm so ugly that when I was bad my dad used to make me look at the mirror as punishment
>>204009174lol >>204009219see we aren't compatible because leo is a fire sign and pisces is a water sign so we would probably butt heads a lot since you're so determined and dead set on getting your way
astrology is just racism for women
>>204009262I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness after i was born
>>204009279>astrology is just racism for womenI havent laughed this hard in a while
>>204009228Well everyone know what the best star sign is so it is a real answer.
>>204009022I am pretty fucking ugly but yes that contributes to my low self esteem yes
>>204009279lmfaoi don't actually put any weight behind it it's just fun to do and think about sometimes and i really do have a lot of pisces traits like it actually encapsulates a lot of my behavior and feelings pretty well
>>204009332Always be mindful of reflections in the pics you post lest you do yourself
>>204009332I can see you via the reflection of the glasses. Actually, heh I always try to hide reflective stuff for this reason. You messed up buddy.
>>204009332Anon you doxxed yourself with the sunglasses reflection.
Taurus March april idk Hobbies : prostitutes, porn, pills, whatever catches attention Favorite food : 8 cans of lager Traits : bitch ass nigger
>>204009373>Do*Dox
>>204009373Okay
>>204009349i don't know can you fill me in>>204009354just control what you can control, if losing some weight would make you feel better, do that. work on your fashion too maybe
are you really racist
I be here
>>204009431Have you ever been to Santiago de Querétaro
>>204009410taurus is the anchor of the zodiactaurus value honesty above all else which makes sense for you since you have a disdain for two faced liars, that you have expressed many times. a lot of your relationships are drama free, and you're willing to see another point of view on stuff but you won't just change your opinion to make someone else happytaurus is a good sign and fits you perfectly
took a 1 hr nap
>>204009438I mean I can be cool with anyone that's cool with me one on one in a personal level regardless of race. But as a general rule I don't like Hispanics because I'm from so Cal and have watched these people essentially take over cities that used to be American only. And I hate seeing signs in Spanish and hearing Spanish, I'm American for gods sake. If I wanted to live in Puerto fucking Vallarta I would. I also hate ghetto blacks. But black weebs/nerds are some of the funniest and coolest people
MR JALPETTO I HOPE THIS SONG FINDS YOU WELL I WROTE YOU THIS LETTER CAUSE WE MISS YOU HERE IN HELL
>>204009438theoretically yesin practice, slightly
>>204009662>>204009662>>204009662
>>204009381Anon careful with the reflections, we can see you...
dangol thread talkinbou still up been four hours jason gayboi tranny smoooothsailing right there
>>204009437I'm not fat, it's funny you'd assume I need to lose weight. I am thin. I am just aan ugly bastard. Not much I can do. I dress well for me. Some people are just ugly and that's fine but. People do treat us worse. No one wants to get to know us or they think we are bad or creepy. I didn't chose to have this ugly face man. I feel like Quasimodo sometimes.
>>204008353In nature you have what's called the leaf litter, which has the exact effects that anon described. It's part of the ecosystem, but on a lawn it just turns it into a mess
>>204009268I'm also a Leo but I'm not that way. I was also born in the year of the snake which has largely opposing traits. Astrology is fake as fuck but it's fun to think about sometimes
>>204009743i'm sorry anon, i wish i could help
