fishe edishe
The bible? *smirks* Tolkein is more my cup of tea.
>I, Gregg Wallace, swear by Almighty God that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to His Majesty King Charles III, his heirs and successors, and that I will, as in duty bound, honestly and faithfully defend His Majesty, His heirs and successors, in person, crown, and dignity against all enemies, and will observe and obey all orders of His Majesty, His heirs and successors, and of the generals and officers set over me.
Roy "Chubby" Brown
get the oil burntget the ice meltedget the climate changed
>>204009459wasn't funny in the last one either
Might play a game. Might have a wank. World's my oyster, really.
used to sniff my cats head and sometimes it would get sunctioned to my nostrils
>>204009447>>204009447>>204009447>>204009447
The Road to the Europa league final>>204009375I basically randomized every aspect of my Fifa club.So the name is Erkelenz (in west germany), generated randomly too.I tried going with the randomizer autism and tried randomizing transfers and tactics but i got bored of it and just kept the randomized aesthetics, randomized manager, stadium, etc.
shart stained undies and a ciggy
my sinky sink is for oily woily
My twink feet are proper smelly tonight aha x
Nobody posting in your dire thread Adam
>>204009528>spuds again>newcastle>fucking RANGERSOh my days waht a mess
rubbing my hand in jalapeno sauce in preperation for tonight's wank
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE GEE
Birthday on Friday
landlord sink vs 2 litres of vegetable oil
>>204009522fuck off thread splitting spastic
the lads trying to steal the smeg ive been saving hahalolstay away from my smeggy cock im saving it up haha stay away sotp"
need a gamer gf
thought we were meant to be taxed to oblivionliterally less than a quid difference for me apparently
>>204009546Can we see x
This budget is an absolutely stupendous communist ghazawat for the working class.Workers will get wage rises, tarqs will pay more tax, businesses will absorb the cost, and they won't do shit. Big fan of pensions being subject to inheritance tax. They won't emigrate abroad as they love the idea of raping the working class at home too much.hopefully Are Marxist Kier cranks up inheritance tax further in 2026. I'm also thinking a nice luxury tax on tarq proclivities and purchases such as mansions, horses, private schools, yachts, private jets etc.
business idea : a game like fifa but for shagging instead of footballcan choose characters, your venue and all that, different POVs. some fetishes come as dlcs full with immersive cut scenes and dialogues.
I enjoy the DrivingUK subreddit and watching all the neeks with their dashcam footage REEEing over people using the middle lane.
>>204009608that's a bloke
Xhaka leading the charge for the elusive EL trophy.
>>204009495might put on the Medievil 2 later myself, but defo having a wank today
>>204009608i believe thats a bole
>>204009624tory budget disguised as a labour one
ohptoil today
>>204009624Link?
>>204009632Think they have those
(Right to left) Sessegnon, Aaronson, Xhaka and winner of last year's UECL final, Brandt
>>204009624It's just hysterical right wing tarqs yapping.
>>204009634yeah very exciting life you lead by the sounds of it mate
>>204009707you mean left to right you stupid PRICK
>>204009634I watch Veritsaium when I want to feel clever for being able to generally follow along
>>204009634Middle lane hoggers should be sentenced to hard labour in Kamchatka though
>>204009730that's him spread out thinly across the M25
>>204009703no they don't
Bayern Munich XI (4-2-3-1)
>>204009750Love it x
got me finger stuck up me bum
>>204009750next edish x
hope this cunt fucking loses since he keeps posting about his game of fifa but knowing him he will have set it to semi pro so he can win comfortably like the mongo he is.
>>204009699https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/oct/30/budget-2024-calculator-better-or-worse-off
whats a good whiskey for a beginner to whiskey
>>204009829to get deleted
>>204009859bells
nth for the gyaldem
>>204009844>You will be £2.27 better offcorrrrr get the pintssss innnnnn
>>204009859Jap stuff
Just got called a battyman on AOL messenger
>>204009859glenfidditchthats just my favourite whisky, but there is no "beginner" whiskyit's all a big meme. whiskey is whiskey. some tastes nicer and is more expensive than others but if it gets you pished and you like the taste go for it.all these whisky coinsurers you see online are either taking the piss or sad individuals trying to act all classy and sophisticated
>>204009928wasian?
>>204009928Bum nice to start but becomes increasingly grim the more you look at it
All the human settlements on Tatooine were in the northern hemisphere. The southern hemisphere were untamed deserts where deadly krayt dragons roamed the sands.
>>204009941shut up u battyman
Budget got me 38p better off
>>204009844You will be £27.16 worse off
>'Can I get done for abusing a baby?': Chilling search history of 'monstrous' couple who left days-old baby girl profoundly disabled with car crash-like injurieshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14020059/man-woman-days-old-girl-disabled-searching-abusing-hit-babys-face.html
>>204009624>82k income tax
Islam is Satanism. Simple.
The old menthol elks really kicking off again
It's funny seeing all the way right wingers cope to avoid wage increases.Also funny that they try to convince people the only way to raise wages is the generosity of employers like an 18th century forelock tugger.Pro tip: all employers would pay minimum wage if they could. And if they pay minimum wage, they're basically saying they only pay that amount because it's the law.
Me dad told the pastor at our church about how the Talmud is Satanic Babylonian black magic.
I'm gonna save Katy with my BWC tomorrow just you watch, just gotta remember to go to Tesco to post from their wifi
I've got the menthol elf.
>>204009987yeah maybe this time around someone will find that interesting you jumped up little prick
found my emu file...rate my old squa
Need Korea and Japan bleached pronto Shame the Americans didn't do it. South Korea is still practically a Yank colony, their women love white men and are crazy feminists that hate their own. There is a birth rate and declining population problem. They hate all foreigners but Westerners.I see no reason why the incel refuse of the West should not be cast out to East Asia. Bleach new societies into existence. A Wasian bulwark against China. Freeing up land in our own countries.
Had my dad on the phone and he asked me if id move back to New Zealand again. I went off on one about how much I hate that country and wouldn't consider moving back. Now I kinda feel bad. It would just be nice if my family wouldn't persist in asking if i'll move back.
>>204010058based
>>204010043what job do the cronem have at the gherkinare they the night cleaners?
>>204010058Golisopod LOVE that lil nibba so much
mad how New Labour introduced the national minimum wage to thwart the power of the unions
feelin cute might get dubs x
>>204010078Board executives at Plapmeat International
>>204010094I mean they're either security guards or night cleanersthose are the only two options
>>204010024I know
On the road, show you levels, get pulledOver by them devilsRacist pigs, that's what theDemon is, I'm a young blackKid selling CDs, andTees, and you're aPower trip prick in a colourfulDiesel neenaw whip, wanna slapCuffs on me, take me toCustody, and look at my ballsBatty and dick, like wagwan for battyman?
>>204009844How the fuck would I know how much I paid in tax on income, national insurance, car, booze, and fags?
found out my dad isn't my real one
>>204009459ironic cos he was a hardcore catholic
>>204010134>he doesnt know
>>204010043I don't think anyone's ever brought it up but this stuff is really racist against black people too, like this Belgian is just a weirdo all around and unappealing to everyone.
Anyone else remember primary school swimming instructor anon
>>204010145your mum's a dirty slapper mate
Does he know?
>>204010009Islam is Arian Christianity + Arab supremacism.Prophet Muhammad was an ethno-nationalist from the Quraysh tribe who grew up among Jews and Christians. What (((theologians))) and (((historians))) won't tell you is that the Christians Muhammad met were Arian Christians, who had fled the persecutions after the First Council of Constantinople into Arabia. So Muhammad adapted Arian Christianity, gave it a national Arabic character and called it the final religion. That's why Islam insists so much on God's indivisible oneness (tawhid), while at the same time praising Jesus Christ and the Virgin Mary. It is exactly Arianism for Arabs. He then went on to unite the clans of Arabia and BTFO the warring and collapsing empires of Byzantium and the Sassanids.
>>204010058Love metagross
>>204010058pokemon past gen 4 was a mistake
Erke's defence backs off too much on the counterattack.Lukaku punishes with a belter
new 'toss
>>204010176Moslems worship the black cube of Saturn like the Jews do also.
>>204010191Nah Gen 5 was the last good one
>>204010204Cronem DNA
>>204010153well its probably thousands. who keeps track of those things? fucking nerds
>>204010068The diaspora life :(
>>204010206only the 'burgers?' made me laugh also he looks like a fat geek
>>204010174https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijFxx--98vU
>>204010206Sussy cage
>>204010068i dont blame you, new zealand seems like a massive shithole even compared to the uk why didnt you go to aus and be closer with your family?
>>204010191i believe all pokemon games are playableapart from scarlet and violetugly bastard SHIT gamesabsolute eye cancer
>>204010224mong
Well done BBChttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyv8y68e25oAfter yesterday's disaster showing the lesbian neet on a 50k equivalent salary, they have made sure to direct the attention on the only white married couple
Esoteric Hitlerist Porn Squads
the fuck do you get footy streamsfeeling quite out of touch used to just google something like 'free football live streams' and you'd have endless options not anymoredoes kodi still work?how do i get a pptv sub?
>>204010208me dad talked about this to the pastor at our church
Blunt break
>groyperInc
Never beat Dark Souls meI got to Ornstein and Smough then the xbox red ringed
>>204010299the 3d ones are legitimately bad the only ones that have aged well are gens 3 and 4, maybe 2 depending on how lenient you are
anime
>>204010233My ancestry is 100% British. Pvre anglo-saxon stock. I'm not some fucking wog hori.
Bayern dominate so far despite chances at both ends.HTErkelenz FC (1.7 xG) 0 - 1 (1.4 xG) Bayern Munich
>>204010387you must be a big fan of him to take the time to screenshot that tweet and save it in paint
GripGet one
>>204010336crackstreams
So this is your Wednesday night
Ok but what does Martin Lewis think about all this?
might enter the wu tang
cute x
>>204010435got one on my knob, now what?
>>204010473Don't think he would like 4chan
>>204010481Talk about a red box
>>204010481Really don’t like her.
state of this city team
Nar Shaddaa was the underworld of the galaxy. All the criminal organizations such as the Exchange operated from Nar Shaddaa.
DON'T LIKE SALAMI, SHE DON'T WANT PASTRAMISHE DON'T WANT NO CHICKEN, DON'T WANT NO ROASTSHE JUST WANTS HER MY DOUBLE DOSE
Rachel Reeves is a communist and that's a good thing
>watching footballgrow up
Might do some racism.
>Texas woman died after being denied miscarriage care due to abortion ban
>>204010481
Horror for the Erkelenz fans as Bayern crush their dreams early on in the second half.
ancient egypt in the palm of my hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPq8_HB8QBA
>>204010648sir phwoar starmer
chat is this real
APOLOGISE
don rickets
Reckon Reeves would have been cute at college/uni
>>204010287Yeah New Zealand is shit. I had to tell him I cant afford to live there even if I wanted to which I don't. New Zealanders are second class citizens in Australia. I'd be treated like shit and its got most of the same issues as NZ. I have British citizenship and get treated well in England. Its a great place to live and suits me. My dad is English and if he wanted to live close to family he would move here, not pressure me into living there.
Can't believe Labour aren't sorting everything out. Thought things could only get better and everything. Feel lied to.
>>204010430copy and paste with 4chan X>>204010409luv em x
Haven't wanked in 2 days
>>204010692What do call centers even do?Sell things?
>>204010709
>>204010745They are though We're all in this together and shirking businesses must cough up.
>>204010764Nice
>>204009608Ilya Kuvshinov t-shirt. Good artist.
>>204010481sounds too much like queer when she yaps
>>204010766>We're all in this togetherFeel like I've heard this one before somewhere
Got my bellend caught in the letterbox
>>204010387She's fit as fuck whoever runs that account is bent
>>204010764Mid
Most regular non-Jedi people had little knowledge or experience of the Sith, but the people of Onderon had first-hand experience with Sith Lords because the Dark Lord Freedon Nadd had a cult who worshipped him and they controlled Onderon for a time.
>>204010823Yeah but it's that kind of mid thats really hot
just went and warmed the cockles of my bum
How many times, lads? There are NO fit politicians.
Simply in awe of the thai yellow chicken curry I've knocked up tonight, utterly pengaleng and so cheap and easy to do from scratch, can see why the thirdies cook this way
Manager of erke makes 4 subs at once in a desperate attempt to fight for a dignified defeat.
greng is penger than peng
>>204010860PATEL YOU BLOODY FUCKING
>>204010860*mogs you*
>>204010860lies
>>204010866lot of foreners at Norwich
>“The increase in employer national insurance contributions will place a further cost burden on business,” Haviland said. “This, coupled with a 6.7% increase in the national living wage, means many firms will find it more challenging to invest and recruit in the short term.”Maybe don't pay workers minimum wage then?
well, /brit/?
Onderon had a very tumultuous history, at times being controlled by the Sith, at other times being invaded by the Mandalorians, and at other times being part of the Republic, and General Vaklu who was the queen's cousin wanted Onderon to be independent from the Republic and he made a deal with the Sith.
my big short and fat
my idea society is anarchismbut since that is not on the cards I support totalitarianism
just chinned a bokkle of this it's dishwater
Any 'constantly distracting yourself from the existential dread' man in?
>>204010923A, B, D, E
>>204010951you should be supporting havesexism
>>204010977always
Alri c'monAs you were laxx
>>204010717>New Zealanders are second class citizens in Australia. I'd be treated like shit and its got most of the same issues as NZ.what lolwhy
>>204010977not since i tripped out my nut on ketaminelife feels like a blessing now, don't really know what life is or why we are here or what the nature of reality actually is but enjoying myself nonetheless
nice outfit, goober
Might watch Smallville
>>204010977hey x
>>204011030lts cringe sometimes but worth a binge
>>204010987Done him
>>204010621didnt happen
LG xx
>>204010977Had a weird panic attack the other night going to sleep because I could feel my heart beating in my chest and the thought it could just stop any moment popped into my head and then it would be eternal blackness forever
we're mostly celt with some germanic admixture
musk converted or is on that "christian atheist" ting?
Might start a YouTube channel
>>204009624Makes absolutely no difference to me. I was a povvo before and i'm a povvo after. I should point out I only drink socially (when others are paying) and I smoke duty free ciggies.
rorke throwing it all the way
>>204011073its been happening. The abortion ban involves medications/treatments used for some pregnancy complications
It's a more than disappointing end to the season for the 3rd place La Liga team who've had a Cinderella story up until now under Loren Motehcuhzoma's guidance.Can they take the next step in next season's competitions to compete with European giants for big trophies?
>almost November already
>>204011165go on link it then
One of the wagies at my local Tescos died in Tenerife and the other wagies made a little shrine thing in the shop using the Tesco candles. They wrote a little sign about how she worked there for 20 years and was a nice person etc etcI was in there again earlier today and who I'm guessing was the manager wagie had put another sign up next to it, saying how much she 'loved Tesco F&F candles this time of year', with one of those yellow clubcard price reduction signs under itImagine working someone for 20 years and your manager uses your death to sell £2 candles
>>204010387blokes like these really just need excluding from society
I don't get itIf the budget didn't change anythingThen where is the NHS and Schools money going to come from?
>>204010977>existential dreadNever been a more soy concept if im being honest
>>204011165nuh uh
>>204010977if existential dread means drinking every day to distract myself from the fact that i will die alone in my smelly house then yes but i have no real worry about the nature of the universe itself or the fact that it is either all pointless or something has created us and may judge our decisions after death
>>204011131What kind of crazy things do you think deranged leftists are going to do when Trump wins?
>>204011194rorke a job really isn't as scary as you think it is mate
>>204009859Learn the difference between whisky and whiskey.
>>204010846She's not hotWhat is it with incels and pretending every female politician is fit? is it because you weren't one of the lads in school or uni so you didn't get to chat about birds?
>>204009447>>204009447>>204009447Nu
>>204011024you did one trip of ket and now you feel like this permanently? madting
<< This is one hell of an engine test. >>
Just did some things
>>204010208Even if there’s something to this, you don’t know the first thing about it
Making a shagger's playlist but don't want to call it that because it sounds a little egotistical, not sure what else I can use to suggest that it's a playlist for shaggers with a sexy shag vibe.
Thoughts on Aberdeen? It seems a bit underrated city
Sisterstein fancies Ruud van Nistelrooy
Rorke bobbin his head to good kid maad cityLeftypol swearing up and down that to pimp a butterfly is a 10
>>204010923all please and thank you
>>204011194Take a pic I want to see it
>gfberg struggling with working out price per kilo of an itemmate .... blackpilling
ayebuhdeen
>>204011131leftypol on the "2 more weeks until Elon is in prison" cope now are they?
refuse to believe kiwis are treated poorly in aus it's like saying canadians are treated awfully here
>existential dreadMan up pussy. You're a hairless ape on planet Earth. Cry about it
wonder how much of feeling shit compared to being a kid/teenager is down to alcoholup until 16 I never got drunk once. every weekend i would be sober and get a goods night rest. I had never a hangover or lingering anxiety or brain fog from heavy drinking sessions on the weekendi don't think its solely toil, I remember school actually being more dehumanising than toil, at least at work you have more freedom
Got the Kino onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grepVZQCdCw
>Dortmund in UECL final>Bayern in UEL finalLeverkusen in the CL final i guess next
>>204011319only shagged to music once and it was to bryson tiller's trapsoul
>>204011408westoids seething they will never be KINO and sovl
>>204011408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvzqj7CsD00
>>204011020Kiwis like to think they are the Canada to Australia's USA. Actually kiwis are the Mexicans. They move to Australia in droves. Steal jobs and devalue workers wages. Bring their inferior culture but act entitled and superior.
Is the entire point of speakers corner to just be a place for unemployed people to congregate and babble?
>>204011423remember when I was shagging my gf when I was 18 and the door was slightly ajar, her parents were watching emmerdale downstairs and the theme came on mid shag and I just burst out laughing
Growing bored of the thread
>>204011194That’s a nice gesture from her colleagues :)
>>204011368havent bothered to look into it but if he he's communicated with Russia while being a government contractor it's treason probably
>>204011401>school>dehumanisingwere you molested or something?
got a christmas job working in a warehouse
>>204011472HAHA yeah me too fella
>Extra £1.7bn for Welsh government in UK Budget >Scotland to receive extra £3.4bn from UK Budget, says chancellorHoly basedAnglopiggies paying up to Celtic GODS
Hello boys
>>204011506source: buzzfeed and reddit2 more weeks trust the plan
>>204011538Utterly grim
>>204011464makes absolutely no sense as you're literally the same people no idea how kiwi culture would be "inferior" to aus. sounds overly dramatic on your end if im honest, like you read a singular dailymail comment and took it to heart ever since
>>204011472ahahaha yeah mate defo
>>204011523is he ok
*jumps into the thread*
>>204011522yeah
>it's treason probably
no way Elon would break the law he's a good boy
shagger is a great word but it feels so vulgar
>>204011522school is pretty much like prison reallyespecially this bollocks of waking up at 8am as a teenager, fuck that
>>204011477how about we do a bit where you take off your pants and bounce up and down on my cock?
>>204011549hope he sees this
Wonder where commiemong found the time to become indoctrinated Wouldn't have thought an oppressive capitalist regime would have given him any spare time to read the schizophrenic ramblings of Judeo-Socialism
>>204011630Clungechieftan
>>204011538Mummy
>>204011644zuckerberg won't shag you mate
>>204011667Done him
Stardew is a soulless game that reflects the fundamental apprehension and misunderstanding within Americans. Story of Seasons is a deliberate throwback to a dying lifestyle in the hills and mountains of rural Japan, where small agrarian communities have steadily withered as the young leave for more lucrative work in the cities. It's a reflection of works like Haruka's World. The fantasy is in keeping people to stay in that village and live as their ancestors have done, instead of leaving.The world of Stardew meanwhile is a coarse abstraction of the thoughts put forwards by Thoreau, and the declining standard of living in America where decades of ideology have steadily obliterated collective identities in favor of atomized consumerism. After all, what tiny rural American village is complete without a resident cuckold pothead, an art-school feminist, and the token black science man and his mixed race daughter? The fantasy here is that you can somehow have it all without any of the prerequisites. We'll even kick out Wallmazon whose owner is literally the devil.> But surely the suicidal depressed alcoholic will get better if we just put him on SSRI's and have him go to therapy.
planning a move.
>>204009569What do you think that will do?Lard palYou need lardSolid at room temperature, you see
>>204011689mad how that never happened
https://youtu.be/x5px-OXrAso
>>204011650Working under an oppressive Aryan Nietzschean capitalist regime, same as workers in 19th century Europe.
>>204011583X
>>204011695Agreed
My favorite planet is Manaan. It's comfy.
year 8 girls
>>204011689DRAIN THE SWAMP
>>204011656enjoy words like this but im so bad at making them, perfect for the clungechieftan playlist
>>204011762missing a 1, lad
>>204009569BasedNot your problem
>>204011716>Aryan NietzscheanOdd, how so?
playing breath of the wild :3
>>204011762You mean 8 year right?
>>204011785Britain is Aryan.
>>204009829reminder>>204007312>>204007312>>204007312
not using that
>>204011835>their national heritage is larping as as steppe archers>white
>>204011849Bit desperate aren’t we
>>204011783Well it is his problem isn't it
>>204011835why is that turk holding that flag?
>>204009455 >>204009455The poo
>Yeah let me just desperately link my shitty thread before 300. That’ll be sound. Everyone will love that
>>204011650Was probably poor or something and instead of changing himself by learning skills or getting a better job he decided that instead the world has to change and he wants the state to steal other peoples things that he himself wish he hadThe characteristic thing you notice about commie mongs is they are never concerned with what they have to offer in terms of skills or money, but rather they are extremely concerned with others have to offer them and not only that, they feel entitled to itSeems to me like communism ideology almost exclusively attracts people who are only a net drain on society because really all the ideology wants to do is steal other peoples shit.
>>204011886I always link old threads as new, I expected the courtesy to be followed and was livid at the 3 news in catalog
>>204011568>makes absolutely no sense as you're literally the same peopleThats like saying people in California are literally the same people as people in Baja California. I'm the person who has lived in New Zealand and been to Australia. You are the Yank who cannot distinguish people from two seperate countries so don't make me out to be some hysterical retard. Wait till Aussie hours and then ask them about kiwis. Kiwis move over in droves, steal jobs and work for less, take up housing and live in enclave communities, bring their shitty gang culture, and NZ facilitates backdoor immigration for turd worlders into Aussie.
6 /brit/s in the log. Sort it out janny
>>204011650most late millennial youths all grew up left leaning, a lot left it as they became young adults commiemong went in hardcore
done absolutely fuck all today. all ive done is eat, sit on the toilet, and had a wank. not even left the house.
swedish general wants to false dmca report british posts >>204014347
>>204010114cute
