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Jordan Peterson!
Happy Halloweiner Eve
>made my 10/10 post right after new thread was madeGreat. Love it.
>>204009718i'm excited for friday i'm going to a masquerade ballit falls on the first and not halloween but people work during the week so that's just how it's gotta be
>>204009764Is this one of those fucked up ass orgy type of masquerade?
>FR
This is a photo of my ex girlfriend when she was in highschool
Abdomen and some dried fish
>>204009843no i am not going to an orgy dudeit's a semi formal dress code, mask mandatory and you will be asked to leave if you're not wearing one, it's just so everyone can mingle somewhat anonymously
>>204009895womens eggs come down from near the abdomen which i think is pretty weird or something
>>204009843Yeah, it's just like Eyes Wide Shut.Eyes Wide Shut had to leave out the newborn consumption and adrenochrome rituals to avoid an NC-17 rating
>>204009718>>204009764>tfw was too busy with work and forgot about Halloween and didn't schedule anything upFuck me dude. Guess you guys are gonna have to be my date for Halloween.
>>204009894Is she a ghost?
>have 250k networth>gf has 10k networthShould I still marry her?
>>204009966Cheers
>>204009894Recently one of my HS exes added me on jewbook when she's married with a kid. Not sure what her deal is.
>>204010012i think it should be legal for people who want to do it can dress the gf up like a pet and give her MDMA so that its like shes a dog if you scratch behind her ears
>>204009967that's really interesting >In the captivating realm of astrology, the Leo Snake emerges as a charismatic enigma, combining Leo’s fiery passion with the wisdom of the Snake. This intricate tapestry weaves a personality that is both captivating and mysterious, fostering a blend of charm, intellect, and intuition.what a cool mixture i've never read about someone like you before
>>204010020Actually when do you guys celebrate Halloween? When does the magic happen with all the witches and zombies rising? Night on the 30th going into the 31st, or 31st going into the 1st?
>>204009268I'm also a Leo but I'm not that way. I was also born in the year of the snake which has largely opposing traits. Astrology is fake but it's fun to think about sometimes
>>204010012if you're examining her net worth as a critical piece of information as whether or not to propose to her is really gross
>>204010109Basically all of October, especially the final couple weeks. The night of the 31st is the big night for kids to trick or treat, but the weekend before (Halloweekend) is big too, lots of parties and people dressing up at bars.Halloween is October 31st, but it's spookyness permeats to the dates before and after it.
for her to be housewife
>>204010089>>204010120Whoops double replied. Also I didn't know astrologists blended multiple cultures like that. Kinda cool
>>204010109the night of the 31st is when all the spooky stuff happens
>>204010120that perfume doesnt even have opium in it. but there is lime slate and vanillin
All I know about my zodiac sign is that it gives me superiority over everyone else and I'm always right and I'm the most creative.>>204010160Fuck I basically missed it.
>>204010170chinese astrology is cool but i never got super into it because i'm not chinese unfortunately in the chinese zodiac i was born in the year of the pig :/
>>204010193Of course it doesn't. But that's not really the point, is it?
tfw no big titted looking for bf gf
>>204009986She's now...
>>204010089>>204010120>try to look up one of these astrology and Chinese zodiac combos>instead of Chinese zodiac, it’s giving me results for when the actual animal is a particular star sign
>>204010016Just the hand I was dealt
>>204010151You sound poor lol
>>204010225its gay actually
>>204010187So tomorrow. I fucked up then. Ugh I'm stuck with 4chan and Diablo 2.
>>204010219>Oink oink I guess to its credit, my twin brother and I went into drastically different fields than all of our friends. They all became web devs and software engineers. I'm just a filthy mechanic
>>204010214this is a very capricorn thing to say if i had to guess
>>204010331>that pictureHas science gone too far?
I just started an excellent new TV series but I won't say what it is because you fags would spoil it
fuck. gotta buy new pants.
>>204010331That just tells us they're fags and you're a real man.>>204010348You guessed wrong. Astrology has officially been debunked.
>>204010331how did you find that picture of me delete this nowbut there's nothing wrong with being a mechanic we need mechanics, that's way harder than making a website anyway and your future wife will appreciate you being handy
>>204010399Dickies or Wranglies?
>>204010398zoomies meeting
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>204010468this is a great idea i'm kind of manic this morning so i think a coffee will actually chill me out a little bit i feel like this right now
I see poor people as inferior to me.
>>204010561I see you as inferior to me.
that was easy
>>204010440no idea what I'll get desu. i haven't bought new pants in like 7 years.
don’t forget that the zhang zodiac has a 60 year cycle of five elements combined with each of the zodiac signs
>>204009902>mask mandatory and you will be asked to leave if you're not wearing oneSounds orgy esque to me
>>204009902>mask mandatory and you will be asked to leave if you're not wearing one
>Skipped work to go to a job interview>Nailed it>New job sends me for a drug test>Imagine the joy of quitting my job on the drive home>Halfway there realize I took a shit ton of Adderall on Saturday and Sunday How fucked am I bros? Luckily I didn't put my notice in yet
>>204010757Is it prescription?
>>204010589blue category was weird i've never heard of one of those >>204010676i'm an earth pig cool
>>204010757Don’t know as I don’t do drugs and have also never been subjected to a drug test
They just announced a pay adjustment for us at the mill. Should mean checks will be about a $700+ increase per week from before. Just in time to pay off my wrist surgery
>>204010782Hell no
>>204010757Nobody drug tests for Adderal
>>204010677hush yourself
>>204010676wood pig chads ww@
>>204010736Go to /wsr/ and kindly ask someone to remove the potato
>>204010784>born in 2019You must be +18 to use this website
>>204010729Reductio ad absurdum is a sure sign of a weak argument
>>204010757One time, my friend offered me a rip of his dab pen. I hadn't smoked in two months. I almost hit it, but decided against it. A couple days later, I learned that I would have to get drug tested for my internship that I was supposed to start. I passed, and the experience from that internship played a major role in getting me into grad school and moving across the country.I wonder what my life would be like now it I hit my friend's weed pen that night.
>>204010835Are you gonna post a pic in your burlesque outfit :3
>>204010854wait i read this all wrong sorry i'm stupidi'm actually a wood pig
>>204010827Amphetamines are tested for in a 5 panel drug screen which is the standard preemployment drug test
>>204010890i would but last time i posted pics some anon was weird about it and made a weird collage so i really can't
>>204010966Anon you really shouldn't let bad people ruin things for you. You'll have a mask on anyway
>>204010956she's cute
>>204010956is she a hezbollah supporter
>>204010736Marge is a hottie milf
>>204010991mad thirsty
>>204010991i don't want that much attention anyway it'll be okay
i pick 13 every time
>>204011034>Cock blocking for no reason Poor showing anon
Would Chicago be dangerous to live in? Or is it fine if you avoid certain areas?
>>204011124or so i've heard bats kind of scare me because they carry rabies and you can get bit by one and not even know it
I need this as a sticker
>>204011143It's fine if you avoid certain areas
Attention
>>204011166what is a washer in this context
>>204011230LOLGermans be like "ve eat ze poopoo!!"
>>20401112122 for me
>>204010838>>204010911
>>204011145It can happen but rabies is actually super uncommon. Only about 1% of bats actually carry it and transmission to humans is rare, with only around 1-3 cases per year. Getting it from other animals in the US is even less likely
>>204011175I have been thinking of moving over for a while. I was interested in somewhere rich in nature like Colorado, but Chicago has a lot stuff that appeals to me.
>>204011188me to brian
>>204011253One of these little guys.
>>204011320My name isn't brian
>>204011263of the character popsicles i'd pick bubbles >>204011276yeah i know it's super unlikely i just saw a documentary thing about rabies years ago that kind of imprinted on me and scared the crap out of me since there's no cure and by the time you feel symptoms you're already gonna die
>>204011320You forgot his little wizard hat
Do Americans typically do this?
>>204011320She should become a conservative mascot too
how common is mustang gt in the usa? i saw some offers for around 17k dollars which isn't a lot for your standards i guess
>>204011363Yeah. I'm hard like 60% of the day. All the old ladies at work call me "Woody".
>>204011363I'm actually curious if he just thinks dude's flaccid dick is actually effect at all times. Like the presence of a bulge is in his mind and erection. Grim, if true
>>204011390Very. They're all over the place in various conditions
>>204011348Bubbles is retarded. It's Buttercup all day.
I hope industrial society collapses. Most non-whites (especially Indians and blacks) can’t farm or scavenge worth of shit.
>>204011488>the troglodytes who never developed civilization and we had to teach it to them will never survive when our civilization collapsesHuh?
>>204011121Yeah 13 is the best10 is pretty good too though
>>204011488There are far more African and Indian subsistence farmers than there are white
where are the sexicans?
>>204011535Seriously, it's never "bring them up to our level" it's weirdly always "I hope we all suffer"
>>204011537This is true but 6 is also acceptable
>>204011363>Is this normal for Americans?If im thinking about Chinese women it is
i can't find my favorite hoodie i'm having a crisis
>>204011535>>204011545I’m talking about the US, most negros and spics here and entirely reliant on the industrial food system to live. They have not hunted or grown anything their entire lives. Granted many whites fit this category too but more whites live in rural areas and know how to hunt.The hunter gatherers in Africa will be fine
>>204011771The carhart one? I stole it
>hoodieshouldn't you be at school
>>204011771i gave it to my gf. sorry
>>204011614It’s probably true on some level that most immigrants would go home in the event of a serious crisis, since they’re only here as economic parasites. Why stay if there’s no more money to go around, or they risk getting drafted into WW3Some places are so shit that their migrants would never go home though, as there’s no way America could ever be worse than them
how does one motivate themself to study? i'm just too lazy to get myself to do it
>>204011802the only carhartt thing i have is a beanie and a big jacket that i stole from someone who is no longer in the picture >>204011805i'm 29>>204011831you're a monster
>>204011845>you're a monsterrude
In 20 years global industrial society will collapse and that’s a GOOD thing
>29>wearing hoodieslmao
>>204011901Fantasizing about collapse and civil war is the RW equivalent to libtards going on about the inevitable proletarian revolution
I am going to attend a lastgeneration rally. From what I understood, they are calling for violent disobedience. Will I be put on a watchlist for attending?
>>204011901Is that Nick Fuentes?
>>204011845Capitalize your sentences, please.
>>204012054Does Canada even do watchlists?
>>204012079Kill yourself faggot
tfw no train station ambient night sounds third place
tfw tfw tfw tfw tfw tfw tfw tfw tfw tfw tfw tfw
Call me crazy but I have the feeling that the vast majority of people who "reject moder society cuz technology bad and sociopaths good" wouldn't survive a day in the wild nor they're knowledgeable about survival life style but rather regurgitate what they see on the internet all day without any real vision towards their future or any kind of realistic future. The memes are fun doe
>>204011780Southern blacks would probably do just fine. Many of them have gardens and grow collard greens and shit. West coast and northern blacks are fucked tho. I don't know about mexicans
smoking that pure rust pack
me i cant wait for the day of the NAP release
why do latams love DBZ so much
>>204012089What? Canada is more authoritarian and prone to arresting people for thought crimes etc than the United States
need to run to the bank before they closemight get a sweet treat on the way back but who knows
>>204012305Well then you've answered your own question
>>204012321Get that treat you magnificent bastard. You goddamn deserve it.
Bros taking out this steering rack is a pain in the dick
>>204012184I live in Illinois and while at least in my town they are civilized they still wouldn’t know how to farm, hunt or gather in times of food shortages
>>204012319Eat the chicken and compared to aerican roasted chicken is it better, worst the same? only you can tell us
>>204012184
>>204012388cringe >>204012404based Illinois
Evens I go out tomorrow Odds I stay inside
Should I go to the trump rally tomorrow
>>204012461Yes also take pics for us
>>204012343Different leaf from the one who asked the question THOUGH
>>204012412There is a well-known place around the corner that cooks them outside on a grill, most people like his better
>>204012457Not going to let random numbers decide my life
>>204012474Ok
>>204012184You can’t live off vegetables. Subsistence farming at least requires some basic livestock like chickens, maybe goats or pigs
pepsidoggers
I'm boooored
>>204009758Kit
>>204012586we can hab segggs
>>204012624You are a faaaag
I miss cars having CD players
I stopped replying to the vallarta guy when he went full faggot with his little plushie gimmick
>>204012656how do you play a certificate of deposit
I want a new video game going to ask momberg tonight
i should cut my tongue out
>>204012429Lol
>>204012724I hope you axed her permission before taking a photo
>>204012707Lmao cute post How old are you and momberg
>>204012527All the southern chicken processing plants used to be filled with blacks before Mexicans came and worked to pennies and undercut them. Now it's all mexican
i want to buy the new intel cpu but momberg wont let me
Name a single "benefit" of smoking weed
>>204012791Oy vey tell momberg to cool it with the antisemitism
>>204012832i want to
Just broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because she got fat and unattractive. She also got a tattoo. I was hinting for her to lose weight and take care of her appearance but she wouldn’t listen. Feels good honestly, I feel like I escaped a toxic relationship
Holy shit the new dragon age looks so bad
>>20401276724 and she's in her 50s
>>204012832It turns you into a complacent, retarded manchild if you’re too stressed out to have thoughts and be in touch with reality (and bonus: gives you schizophrenia)
>stores arent selling pumpkins anymore>kids wont know my house is giving out candyIm sorry, little zoomies. My laziness let us both down
I actually watched this whole video in its entiretyhttps://youtu.be/BAJ8UdnrTW8?si=zLeIagN2At9R0ykV
>>204012882dont care still buying it
>>204012937At least pirate it
>>204012922Draw a picture of a pumpkin and post it outside
>>204012832its the only thing that gives me endorphins anymore
>>204012922Just buy a plastic jack o lantern
>>204012948it has denuvo
>>204012832Name a single state that benefitted from legalizing it>>204012882Bioware is doodoo you should've known that already
>>204012958I dont have any tape to stick it to the wall>>204012971they didnt have any
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>>204013009>they didnt have anyBullshit
>>204009662damn this racooon is coool
>>204013070nigga I looked. They took in all the halloween stuff and theyre already pushing christmas decorations or candy
stop spamming your pictures you idiot
>>204012922Download a repeating webbum of a pumpkin to your tablet and set it out there
>>204013128>please steal my Ipad"no"
>>204013106Go to Party City or Spirit of Halloween
i keep getting bsod
>>204013169Time to apply for MAID
O-ring doesn't refer to it's shape. It actually stands for Obturation-ring
>>204013163theres none near me
My dream is to one day save the life of a Saudi prince and he gives me ten gajillion dollars
>>204012832Something about cancer and pain management My main problem with weed is that it markets towards dumb stoners who want the strongest shit possible, and it's somewhat difficult to micro dose for efficient medicinal use
MANAGER IS HAPPY WITH MEAND I DIDN'T WORK FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT
>>204012992Ding dong bannu
>>204012903What game are you going to ask for? This pic is how I picture you
jason tier picture
Waterfront land is so expensive :(
you owe us reparations for being racist to us
>>204013438my ancestors :)
>>204013336Me if i was a cat. Im just as lazy and fluffy
>>204013376Not sure I'm split between a few games that are on sale
>>204013224Guess you don't really care
Nick Bosa did nothing wrong
>>204013551no, I just dont want to take 6 busses to get to the shitty part of town on the other side of the city
>>204013506Don't get anything scary ok, momberg doesn't want to put up with your night terrors
>>204009662My dad yelled at me because I want to drop out of college and do trade work because it's bad that I want to change careers at 21 around January
>>204013438they also were racist to us too but i dont think we cried like pussies over this thing
>>204013606Get on your bicycle
>>204013647>burgerland>bicyclekek
>>204013628idc
>>204013472You're not actually fluffy
>>204013647hmmmno
>>204013614I haven't hide night terrors in almost 1 year THOUGH
not to mention how would I even hold a fucking pumpkin on my bike anyway
>>204013699You can't ride 30 minutes? This will be a memorable adventure for you
>>204013763Im not riding 8 miles for a goddamn pumpkinplus >>204013736
>>204013736>>204013798You are no fun
>>204013706You are a cute poster
Yeah i come to 4channel to brag about having sex
Last year I made a pumpky wumpky and no one visited :/
>>204013936I go to r/nofap for that.
This is me
Too many mountebanks in the room
>>204013677Im only missing some fur and I'm incredibly fluffy
i'm with her
>>204014209I'm with gee oh dee
I cannot put into numerical terms how much I hate reggaeton. I hope a hurricane finally sinks PR into the ocean
>>204014232Reggeton for me is just hiphop but with gibberish lyrics and insanely hot brown bitches shaking they ass instead of nwords flashing guns to the camera
>>204014209With her in the unemployment line next week
my sweet treat i got ended up being bobai'm getting tired of my bank holding my checks it's not like i haven't been depositing a check every month for a similar amount for 10 years at this point, they keep holding the checks for being 'suspicious' like dude why are you keeping my money from me i've been doing this regularly for 10 years i'm not suspicious
>>204014343>BobaNot my first choice but enjoy it
for me it's booba
>>204014343Why don't you have direct deposit like a white man?
>>204014343Well why have you let it happen for 10 years and not go to your bank and sort it out like in the first 6 months or whatever
>>204014444>Quads of 4Uh oh. That's divine intervention, you gotta answer that one homie
>>204014406i got the mango boba it's just my favorite i love mango >>204014444i don't know why it's set up the way it is, i don't control it i just get my check for the month and deposit it that's all i know and that's what i've always done
I seriously need to stop browsing this shithole
>>204014479it hasn't been happening for 10 years it's only been the last few months they've started putting holds on them it's usually only a day or two but stillthey got bought out recently and changed their name so i think it has something to do with that
Where's the anon who was planning on not paying a hooker after the service and thought it'd be fine because the ho wasn't going to call the police since it's illegal and he wasn't even afraid of her pimp taking action?
I could really use a fucking job, Biden
>>204014562Same. I applied to a jerb and got a million calls from injuns tryna scam me. I hate indeed so much it's unreal
>>204014558bro it was at least a week ago that I said thatPLEASE touch grass
>>204014562job? did you mean jab? we've got plenty bud, you can get as many as you want
>>204014562people bragging about sex on /cum/ but all I need to do is brag about having a job
>>204014599There's no grass in mexico:(
>>204014664why is he standing like that
>>204014705>aztlan horiculture
it's happening
https://youtu.be/PBzk7cnlLQE?t=10m4s>YOU KNOW YOU'RE WEARING FAKE BULLETS IN A CHILDRENS PARK?? This is a CHILDRENS parksamn I'm starting to believe old women really are at the root of american prudity
I miss live PD so much bros
>>204015173poor guy
>>204015120hello, penis department?
If I had the money I’d buy this land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eZRPsyKtD4
>>204014498You gotta ask em to set up direct deposit. It's 2024 and you're still getting paid like it's 1973. Jesus Christ. Don't you want better for yourself ? I mean Jesus. Make em wait. Take up space.
>>204015262Forgot pic
>>204015319I'll buy it for you if you suck my dick
>>204015319why is it so expensive
>>204015348It's real estate
>>204015363
>>204015386
>>204015120watch OP Live instead retard
>>204015363yeah but there's nothing on it
another job rejection letter
>>204015173that must smell awful.
>>204015348387 acres is a lot of land. It seems to be in the middle of nowhere ALBEIT
>>204015422There doesn't have to be
>>204015459This plus it has clean lakes which is becoming less and less common
Guess where was this picture taken?
>>204015518we have a big pond at my house it's nice for the deers and animals to drink out of also there's little fish in there my brother used to catch them all the time
>>204015561Wtf rich af
>>204015581it's just a pond it's not like it's man made or anything it's just always been there it was free
>>204015581I also grew up in a lakefront house, but it’s not that much more expensive in Canada. We have more freshwater than the rest of the world combined, ie a lot of lakes and ponds
>‘I feel the system failed her’: Family seeks justice after child drowns while in foster care
>60% chance of rain>no rain
>>204015690Go back to shit
>>204015709https://www.yahoo.com/news/feel-system-failed-her-family-214446067.html
>>204015561I live in pic rel. plenty of good fish and community has rules about overhunting that most people follow Want to move out someplace more rural, like this place but it has some gay rules
>>204015725>>204015725>>204015725
Catberg keeps walking in between my face and my phone.
>>2040136994.2 miles on the bike should take you 16 minutes
