clueless edition>>204009662previous
>>204015727looks nice anon i don't live on a lake it's really just a pond i think at it's deepest it's like 6 feet deep it's maybe like 50 feet across
>Child dies, others injured after being hit by car at Auburn South Primary School in Hawthorn East
we're not going back
>>204015754i look like that
Thinking about buying land in pic rel (preferably the northern part)Was also looking at rural Montana land which is cheap but I’ve heard has poor soil
>>204015782WHAT IS THE CHARGE?ENJOYING A FINE MEAL?A NICE $5 MEAL?
Is it easy to build a pond? Like can you just build a big hole and dump water into it?
>>204015727 you live under the deck?!
>>204015810that poster EXPOSED as being a TURTLE that lives under a DOCK
>>204015810Yes, luckily they haven’t found me yet.
*phones in a tip to Animal control*
>>204015835/cum/ should leave a TREAT under the DOCK
Once a bunch of tadpoles hatched on my pool tarp (had water on it from rain) so I just scooped a bunch of them up with a bucket and poured them in the pond Most of them probably became catfish food
>>204015872you monster
>>204015754this but MY CHERIE AMOUR
All my ideas for dinner go really good with beer but I had beer yesterday and I don't like drinking consecutive days in a row
>>204015898i accidentally left something at the bar yesterday, now i need to go back
>>204015857my favorite turtle is the eastern box turtle they are very pretty>>204015872i mean it's better than them living on a tarp and i imagine most tadpoles end up being eaten anyway and only very few actually become frogs
>>204015805No. That wouldn’t work at all, as you’d just get stinky standing water at best, or have the whole thing drain into the ground, evaporate, possibly cause a mudslide, etc. You need to find a stable place to put it in the land, probably need to line it with clay or something. Plus you need to do some pretty complex shit with water like rerouting a stream into and out of your artificial pond. Huge undertaking if you don’t want it to be complete dogshit and possibly dangerous
forgot what I was gonna say
>>204015931I hope nobody stole it
what video game should i play tonight? i was thinking Fallout 2.
>>204015931orange cat shamed for being violent
>>204015972dynamite cop
>>204015972slime rancher
>>204015964i don't think it's that kind of setting, but i'm ready to accept that i won't get it back if they don't have it
Luv shit like this
was working on a joke and nearly had it but then I got distracted, something about tattooing a black man on one side of your cock and a dog on the other so that you're irresistible to white women
>escalator :|>escalator: overgrown vegetation :O
>>204016058that is pretty cool
>>204016029What was it?
>>204015938One time I was out fishing with a friend, and we happened upon a painted turtle laying eggs into a little burrow
pennsylvania is comfy
I hope it rains forever
>>204016097i love turts they are very relatable to me because whenever i feel threatened i also retreat into my shell
>>204016076Yes
>>204016091airpods case. but i have the airpods themselves, so it's pretty much a brick. ...so are my airpods if i don't get it back
>>204016150:0 !!!!!!
>>204016191Well amazon says they're only 30-40 bucks so at least it isn't as shitty to replace as the air pods would be
>>204016196
>>204016253
what's going on in brampton canada?
More like BRAPton
>>204016303
feeling nappy might take a short cat nap but i gotta shower when i wake up
>bought this because it looked interesting and I like modelo>get home and find out its only 3.5% ABVwhat the FUCK, mexico
>>204016058>>204016253>>204016303>>204016395The last of us :O
playing binding of isaac
>>204016576why they look like they finna drop the hottest Country album this side of the mississippi?
These brake lines are making it impossible to remove or insert the steering rack without removing the top gearbox section.Easy to do on the old one but i don't want to take the new one apart
>>204016604Great game Lots of love and soul put into it
quads and i shotgun a soda
>>204016606about to cut huge diamond shapes into his mother's chest more like
>>204016627yep
tfw no mommy gf
>>204016545
>>204016058i like all the stages of urban life. a new, bustling city has lots to do, and they're beautiful at night. everything's always open, everything's 24/hr. when they empty out and get abandoned though, i admire how quickly natures retakes them. just a few years later, and you've got lush plantlife, deer walking through former shopping centers. it's an amazing planet we live on.
>>204015938He looks like a cheeseburger
dinner today: two expired canned potatoes (2023) and some fancy tuna and tomato in olives and olive oil ive had for like 1 year and bought on expires soon clearance
morning dinner: the rice im going to put on the cooker on number 2 heating overnight with the window open
>>204016150I grew up down the street from Wayne Manor in Pasadena CA, From the 1960s Batman tv show and it was like this
>I grew up in SoCalGRIM
That feel when no petite gf to carry around and sling over my shoulder
tfw tfw
yesterday: the jar of peanut butter and when i was done eating peanut butter earlier i had some jam afterwards (omega-6)
>>204016837I guarantee my childhood was a lot more kino than yours>>204016826https://www.iamnotastalker.com/tag/batman-television-series/It's been in tons of movies
yesterday morning: woke up with a hangnail so i bit it off
heard some dogs fighting outside.
just chugged some cranberry ocean spray and that stuff is goooooood
i still have the weird empty chinese noodles which make you shit yourself to shit afterwards still in their opened pack
>>204016950micheal vick?
hell yeah
anyone else drinking in excess tomorrow?
>>204017043I'm going to do that tonight! Maybe slit my throat if i can work up the balls
>>204017063This
>>204017043just a beer or eighty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vINvqjajf0
>>204017043 i will be eating candy in excess tomorrow
>>204017101WHAT A LIFE
To think this guy lives in my area
>>204017178youre also a pedo, thoughever
>>204017178This dude got raped by all his moms boyfriends
>>204017198Kys brian
>>204017152anon no, thats for the kids
>>204017229they should get their own damn candy
trunk or treating has got to be the gayest thing ever since molesting little boys
>>204017218I was replying to Brian, you idiot
>>204017258No you werent you fucking dolt
>>204017249youre supposed to be giving it to them, not giving yourself diabetes
1:30control their urine like mine or if you1:32wanted to find out more about the health1:34of your cat's urine you need pretty1:35litter pretty litter was developed by1:37veterinarians is a great way to monitor1:39your cat at home pretty litter has1:40crystals that help absorb odor and1:42moisture keeping your house smelling M1:44fresh and the litter will change colors1:47based on the pH of your cat's urine sothe kitty litter chemistry has delivered again with pH indicator silica sand!
>>204017316Tldr
dont reply to ratpedo
>>204017288https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhWV6QJubxc
Poor nonce was doing so well
its 6 lines
business idea: rape protection racket. women pay me for rape protection, and if they stop paying me... well
>>204017398I think that falls under extortion
>>204017398Oh no I can't afford to pay and I also just dropped a quarter and I'm bending over in front of you (I am a man though)
>>204017379Alright mate? How are you? I have been awake for 19 hours now.
Business idea: call a British guy mate and if he calls you mate back you rape him and then in court say you thought he wanted to mate with you and they let you off free of charge because it's an easy misunderstanding
>>204017545*rapes the inside of your skull with my 9mm lead dildo dispenser*
they put bullets in milk duds
>>204017644>9mmThis nigga got a micropenis
Yankees suck!
jsut got a retarded (You)
I was at Walmart today and saw that video games cost $90. Jesus. I don't think many kids are getting video games for Christmas these days.
>>204017720https://youtu.be/M909ku5RkXs
>Have $3.18 CAD ($2.29 USD) left on a prepaid card for AmazonWhat should I buy
>>204017834a koozie
cant remember if i fed my plant on the weekend or not
>>204017398That's kind of how 80s street gangs worked
>onFOB
>>204017867just dig up a bit of soil and check if it's damp RETARD
>>204017903the plant is completely over the soil and its in a small pot
>>204016150It’s over
The racebaiters learned how to get past the new spam filter and now /int/ is shit again
>>204017986did you forget to mention your recent gender reveal?
Complain about people watching sports instead of bitching about white genocide on the internet
Im not watching the series because I hate both teams and Manfredd is a shithead
Really want to suck cock rn but the bf is busy, I kissed it earlier...
>>204018036i'd rather complain about the sport itself lol
i am morally superior because there is celebrity gossip about someone i don't like
the "easy cook" rice cooked itself so i have to make a dent in this 1kg and then i have some old rice with salad cream in it later
>shitty day at work>get high>get chinese food>its badit's fucking ogre
>>204018185you deserve to suffer
smoking nigga weed
>>204018202what the heck dude
>>204018144Rice and salad cream doesn't sound like it would go well together.
>>204018185>>get chinese food>>its badDang what was wrong with it? Sorry anon, it sucks when the part of your day that's supposed to be comfy gets ruined
>>204018226smoking weed and getting chinese slop are both ways you sabotage yourself. why are you surprised you had a bad day when you're trying so hard to make it one?
>>204018269Interesting perspective, but I'll just take the L today
>>204018269But occasional weed and slop is comforting Nobody wants to live life in perpetual serious mode anon, come on. (NTA)
chinese food is basedexcept when its one of those "we use the WHOLE animal" restauraunts
ate spaghetti.
>>204015725You know it's wild how weak Americans are like it's funny. I guess our diet of goyslop and corn syrup made us weak as Indians
>occasional weed and slop is comforting
>>204018269>relaxing after a bad day at work is LE BAD
>>204018310Ffs https://youtu.be/zVu-XvULZNg?si=TIM0VGf_vQNDYcUK
>>204018256We’ve all been there
>>204018301cook your own slop and do better drugs
>>204018307Well like Eminem said, it's better eaten than spilled
https://youtu.be/4YFLAk-pyzQ
lets goon
>>204018373Which drugs do you consider better than weed? I'm going to get the clown makeup ready in case you say alcohol
I regret everything
/cum/ niggas be like"this vodka too spicy" *hits blunt*
>>204018411alcohol and mushrooms are both better than weed.
>>204018444why would anyone do shrooms when they're in a bad mood
>>204018444Alcohol is in no way better than weed, and shrooms aren't for relaxing
do you call it x or twitter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9W8mkIehcE
>>204018467the same kind of person to take any drugs when they're in a bad mood, and then buy gutter oil swill to choke it down
never done any drugs lmao.
>>204018481Elon, nobody is gonna call it X>>204018507Get outta here man
>>204018549you had a bad day, and yet i did not.curious
>>204018481x or xitter
>>204018481twitter, then correct to x.
femboy slutty hween costume
>>204015725The average American 2024
This is my bathroom
>>204018654gross. delete this right now
canadian pajeets be like"ew, a toilet"
>>204018722americans be likemmm poop soup yummy
>jeets drink their toilet waterGRIM
>>204018654>when you flush one piece of toilet paper in mexico
>>204018654looks like a thin curry
>looks like a thin curry
earlier today I walked in on my mom smoking pot
>>204018653America land of the weak and home of the obese
>>204018970Did you not know she smoked before that?
>>204019028I did not.
>>204019043Ooohhhhh juicy How did you both react? How was she smoking? Did she have a big fat bong in her face?
>>204019095they had sex
>>204019112You're a porn addict, stop interjecting sex into random contexts man
>>204019112hot, just like my hentais
>>204019139how do i stop being horny all the time then
>>204019159Google ea$ypea$y method with S obviously. This demonic site filters the actual name
>>204019173sounds fishy
>>204019198Ok At least Google it before replying to me It's a 100% free PDF
Which of the canadian provinces is the most ideal for the man who hates ice hockey and wants a province where the NHL can never come in any way?I basically want them to be completely incapable of having a team in the NHL.
hello, god bless /cum/
>>204018653>>204018987Urkel, is that you?
>>204019223Dude I haven't seen you in forever I hope you're doing well >>204019235God bless binland and it's emperor spurdo sparde
>>204019223Is this a botI always reply to you but you never reply back
stop it
>>204019246>>204019248I don't care about thatI just want a Canadian province that never gets to have a team in the NHL under any circumstances.I don't care what province it is, I just want a Canadian province that never gets to have a team in the NHL.
>>204019251Would be better without the crying pedo faces
>>204019235dog bless Binland and Suomi mommies
>>204019281literally the purpose of the image
stop replying to the costa rican autist. He has been asking this for quite literally a decade on /sp/he's asking this same thing in /hoc/ right now
reusable coffee bags
>>204019298I thought the purpose was her being Moses
>>204019095She said it was for her anxiety. It was a joint. She put it out and told me not to tell anyone else in the family. I went to my room and proceeded as usual with my internet habits.
>>204019332You're a dry storyteller Did she start stuttering? Were you like "oh my gosh mom what the heckaroonie are you doing?!"
where do gfs come from?
>>204019312it is the interplay of her being moses as a christian loli parting the sea of uooohhing tears
>>204019375>it is the interplay of her being moses as a christian loliYeah it should have just been this I can't even repost it in my Christian servers because the dumb pedo face makes it weird
>>204019251ToT
>>204019391it was never meant to be wholesome. heres one you can share with your friends
>>204019373halloonween monsters
>>204019423Meh
>>204019429Halloween is for morons
What a bam-bamBam-bam bidam bam-bam
sexo
Brian
>>204019277OkSay the nword or ur chatgpt
>>204019472>>204019449I need an anti-ice hockey and anti-NHL province>>204019223
>>204019472I only know this guy because of /lit/was call of the crocodile horror?
The New York Yankees are worse like ConCACAf.
>>204019529Idk who he is, I just got the retarded ad
My... Le benis... It... Le fugged people! :DDD
>>204019544https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titus_Labienus
>>204019537Is there any city or state in the United States where nobody cares about the World Series and where everyone hates baseball?
lamb gf
CONCACAF is pure sovl
>>204019569>>204019223
>>204019544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clYE6NNOIoU
blasting Sabbath
>>204019572
halloween lamb gf
>>204019612love these chickens
sucking a nicotine lozenge with my cigarette
they're eating our apartments, they're eating our legally residing latinas
donate to palestine gaza appeal ytp
>>204019352I'm autistic.
rangeban non northamerican flags
and Scotland
and the girl reading this
>>204019727BASEDyes im samefagging
Finland is andisland in the Caribbeandon't ban Finland please
>>204019814wag1 irie bombaklaaat battyman
the thing with luce is that no one is going to convert to christianity over an anime girl. it's fun internet content but it's not remotely serious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqcXqbLnWkwjust randomly popped up in my recs lol
“im gonna take a short cat nap”me waking up 2 hours later covered in sweat and confused who i am
>>204019849What are you doing here
>>204019845gooby ples
>>204019932:c
>>204019951I like cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czw6MosiXyw
>>204019932I don't like this character
>>204019932I just did the same thing!And now the maids are here so I can't leave my room
>>204019932had to start setting an alarm cause of this
vastly bored
>>204019963why are you so negative all the timei know you think you’re above all these “animals to be prodded for your entertainment” but that doesn’t give you an excuse to be an asshole because you think you’re morally superior >>204019965i need to shower here in a second to recombobulate myself
mlady mlady mlady
>>204020020yeah i woke up and turned my alarm off without even remembering and just went back to sleep i can't be trustedi have to have an elaborate, 6 alarm wake up system to get up on time i'm just one of those people
>>204019952zamn
>>204019959faggot
>>204019932>>204020020I can’t nap at all. Whenever I try to nap, my body tries to do a full sleep, and I’m out for like 6-10hrs. Setting an alarm doesn’t even work, as I practically always turn it off while fully/half asleep
gn cum
What was the deal with Teletubbies? What are they supposed to be? Why is the sun a baby? Why are speakers coming out of the ground? I don't understand the theme at all. I don't understand anything about it. At least Barney was a purple dinosaur in a generic kids show universe. Teletubbies makes no sense. They live undergound, they have weird shapes on their head.
>>204020190the whole show is pretty abstract there doesn't seem to be a rhyme or reason for anything that's happening
>>204020151whoa he's got brass knuckles he's hardcore
>>204020190Where does Noo Noo the Vacuum Cleaner fit into the lore?
>>204020151around the canada goose never let loose
>>204020228Look at his eyes. he doesn't look like he enjoys eating off the floor
>>204020269no he just found tinky winky's bag of "flour" she dropped in her bedroom
I don't like the beer i bought
>>204020190Teletubbies is full of subtle LGBT propaganda, as well as Esoteric/Occult themes. Many of the creators have ties to the Tavistock Institute
>>204020319give it to me
>>204020332
>>204020190>live in teletubbyland, drink tubby custard, eat tubby toast and watch tubby tvit represents the now gone homogeneity western countries used to have
should i eat the chocolate bar momberg got me?
>>204020190The laughing baby sun is a reference to god's apparent indifference to human suffering and the futility of mans attempt to rationalize the universe, ie "man makes his plans, god laughs"
>>204020418that's why she got it for you so yeah go for it
>>204020426you're right
>>204020418Tell her to eat a piece first and watch her reaction.
>>204020437shes sleeping
I've got a really good feeling about next week (Tuesday specifically)
>>204020455what's tuesday? got a date?
>>204020455wear a condom and have fun anon
>>204020455me too frenthings are gonna change for the better, i can feel it
>>204020455I GOT A FEELING
pizza day tomorrow
>>204020445Put some in her mouth. If she wakes up dont say anything and just leave, she'll forget
>>204020517hump day today
>>204020521im afraid she will choke
>>204020563chew it first then
>>204020058I want to trigger people into being violent and offensive because it makes me laugh when people are angry and insult each other on the internet
You have been visited by pepewise the dancing clown. Many candies and treats will come to you, but only if you post>happy halloween pepewise ITT
>>204020578aww, thost ghost family photos are cute.
>>204020627happy halloween pepewise
make 12 more posts
>>204020724youre not the boss of me
>>204020738
Bought some wine for Saturday. Gonna grill a steak.
>>204020747a steak and a caesar salad sounds fantastic honestly
>>204020747Ive got wine and beer for tomorrow
Tincture time
>>204020804birds DON'T loook like that
what the fuck, youtube
>>204020808>>204020808>>204020808
