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Hi
>>204022689hello
>posted my adorable cat gif in thr shit thread bc it was linked firstThis is why im alone i cant do anything right fuck this gay earth
>>204022709hey. dont fret. it's fine.
>>204022709whats so wrong with my thread. this one was done by a literal frogposter
Apparently I got banned for a month for posting a meme of Kamala Harris Now this website makes you wait 15 minutes to make a post or you have to make an account to post? This is objectively worse than Reddit in every way at this point
I hope pepsi goes bankrupt for pulling this shit. I was looking for sierra mist a few months ago and found that they changed it. Starry tastes like fucking rat poison.
>>204022734I like frogpostingThe only time in history i didnt like frogposting was 2014 /r9k/ PEEPEEPOOPOO guroposting with the weird greentexts
>>204022709you're being way too hard on yourself. wait a few minutes for the goobers to figure out which thread, then either keep the post, or delete it and repost depending on which they choose.
>>204022734probably some mouthbreather thinking messico is exclusive to italian or something
>>204022734Also whats wrong with your thread is you said messico not mexico i am autistic and dont like things being labeled incorrectly
>>204022746>>204022761shit gimmick>>204022750>>204022734this is why i dont make ops. havent made one in like 4 years
>>204022744Does jr actually taste that much worse?
>>204022744wow my first dubs. someone /cum/ in my ass brother
>>204022744They lost the copyright to the name sierra mist its not rly their fault>>204022748Anon i was being dramatic i am not upset
Good night cum
>>204022766What gimmick
>>204022787night bud
>>204022769Sierra Mist used cane sugar, Starry is high fructose corn syrup. It taste like an off-brand 7Up now.
>>204022782oh good. well, you never know. sometimes people are being serious when they emotionally self-flagellate.
I think my dad is losing it. :/
>>204022812what happened?
>>204022812JUST LOSEIT AAAAAAH GO CRAZY AAAAAAH
just took a shower
>>204022836adorable
>>204022848nice same
>>204022836pov u are my gf
>>204022848Took mine earlier but i feel kinds gross rn feels like i didnt get all the dirt and swest out my hair but i ran it through so much water
>>204022848i meant to today, and figured i'd do it after my usual movement after my daily meal. the brown never came though, so tentatively rescheduled for tomorrow.
>>204022882Anon just bathe you can do it without shittingYour sheets will thank you
I got talked into another one.
>>204022882just take a shower stinky
niggas be like"Im constipated so I cant shower"
>>204022897>ganadian flag
>>204022819He thought some random minivan was a cybertruck
>>204022890i don't have any sheets. haven't had any today either! ha!
>>204022897Uno mas mi amigoAlways uno mas
>>204022897show her this
>>204022793 see >>204022916
>>204022904It's the new t-shirt design, the front has the devil for devil's bar.
>>204022926But people will see it in this thread
>>204022897What's her shirt? Does it have all the cum flags?
>>204022929
new mount eerie is bretty gud
>>204022940cum meetup when
>>204022940>incorrect ordernooooooooooooooooooooooooo its over
>>204022940/CUM/gods, HOLY SOVL
>>204022940Ladies and gentlemenThe cum bar
>>204022940cum lore gets better and better holy shit
business idea: kms
Id like to see /v4/ or /svergytagen/ or any other general have their own officially licensed bar
>>204022964how much are they? do they rip off gringos?
>>204022951this is how i am currently dressed
You people probably either don't believe me or you just don't know how deep it goesI'm deeply obsessed with a smallish country that I have no relation to. Every aspect of it. Yesterday I was studying their analyzing their fucking sidewalk paving patterns, past and new. That's just one example of a trivial detail of that country that I would soy over for no reasonYes I am learning their language, well, LEARNED, I'm above the skill level of everyone claiming to learn it, etcI'm obsessing about moving there and becoming one nowadays. I can't reverse it and I can't ignore it. I can't tell anyone irl about this. The interest is "too weird".This has been growing for ~10 years and became so intense in the past 5 years. And it just h
What if i tricked you into drinking a cement mixer at /cum/ bar?
business idea: carpet bomb canada until it glows
>>204022987I'd pull down your pantsu and cum in your bum bum
>>204022984sounds like you're all ready to go. are you making plans?
>>204022984And it just what
>>204023008h
>>204022987>irish cream liqueur and lime juiceIt sounds delicious
>>204022970not profitable and don’t do that
>>204023018you dont know that
>>204023002Yes, I hope to at least go on a trip there before next year's work season.I have sorted out some things and have enough savings.Still need to update documents. I will in the next week
>>204023016Never tried it but it's supposed to curdle
I literally didnt think tradcath discord zoomers were a real thingI thought it was just a meme
>>204023008it just grows bigger and bigger endlessly
Its past my bed time. Have so much shit to do tomorrow
>>204023030YIKES
>>204023022you dying is an expense dude, the funeral and everything else would cost money. it would be placing a burden on your loved ones emotionally and financially, so yes i know it won’t be profitable
people on xitter keep acting tough like they are meanie 4chan ogs but they come here and get scared after the most inocuous thread and run back to x
>>204023025good man. have a safe trip!
>>204023041what are you doing tomorrow? get some sleep soon
>>204023050Please tell me more about what people on Twitter are doingI am very interested
>>204023030All the moe harem kawaii uguu~~ anime is evil and demonicNot even catholic
>>204022940>Devil’s BarBrian would love it there…
I have nothing to do tomorrowor any day in the forseeable future
DODGERS WIN!!!Victory for the Pacific States!
>>204023070get a job?
>>204023059I wish I could just move there already. My career won't get me a job there.
>>204023064
>>204023030bizarre i really dislike discord i grew up posting on forums so that’s what i like
>>204023041Its pretty much exactly my bed time but im not tired because i got home at fricking quarter past 10I wish inwas eepy bc if im up late im gonna sleep til 9 and i dont wanna start waking up that late
>>204022981It is a gringo bar, I meet more Canadians here than Americans. I think they are around $20
>>204023075not a single other california team wanted the dodgers to win
>>204023075Kys don't lump me in with you and the doyers, freak
>>204023075sure, anchorage can be a suburb of bakersfield
>>204023030I don't know anything about this guy. Is he a legit calvinist?
gn
>>204023088are they running from the cartels?
>>204023062I started working on my car today but didn't finish. Took the power steering rack out (pretty much) and tomorrow have to put in the new one, cut new hoses,flush the system, bleed it, reseal the power steering pump, and try to do an alignment.
>>204023088The last thing I’d want to do in another country is interact with other Canadians LOLIt’s bad enough here
>>204023098nighty night
>>204023099A random group of bikers showed up, and they were all revving their engines. Tomorrow will be the crazy day, Halloween is when they decorate their cars and drive around with loud speakers playing mariachi music at other s***. I was out and having a smoke and this is at the end of the street where the bar is it was about 60 ft away.
Might move to Iceland someday if I can ever give up on my temporarily embarrassed billionaire delusions of grandeur
I may hate the doggy doos, but I hate the yanks more.
>>204023126You dont have to censor yourself here anon. i doubt the cartel browses 4chin
The only people who use discord are either children or pedos
>>204023138I love you though.
baseball died tonightagain
>>204023126planning to shag some mexicanas?
>>204023153wdymthe good guys won
>>204023098good night >>204023105you’re right that does sound like a lot of workif you’re gonna work on it all day make you a little lunch or a sandwich or something so you don’t have to interrupt your flow state to go make some food when you get hungry get some sleep you need it
>>204023153Baseball is boring slop anyway.
>>204023163>doyers>good guys
>>204023169when the opponent is da jankees, that is correct both subjectively and objectively.
>Baseball is boring slop anyway.
¡felicidades a los doyers!
>>204023179I'm 31 years old blud.It's boring sport. Get over it.
>>204023178the stankees were mostly homegrown players + sotothe dodgers bought everybody and deferred 700m
Does anyone actually post in /cum/ when it's like 3 AM on the east coast?
>joo york vs L gayDon’t really care who wins tbqh
>>204023193me but that’s around my bedtime so not for long
>>204023156No Mexican girls hate me.
THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US
west coast best coast etc
>>204023185its a great sport. sorry you're a brainlet
>>204023193I sleep from like midnight - 8am cst snd usually they finish the thread made about now
>>204023165There is no flow stateIt is 30 minutes of figuring out how to get the bolt off with the limited access you have then on to the nextI had to use this earlier today, over 2 feet of extensions lol
>>204023210right coast right coast
>>204022984come on you can't post all that and just not tell us what country it is
>>204023203damn so youre a chicanxer visiting the family?
>>204023201wut gayme
>>204023203me second from the left
>>204023234good lad
>>204023230Pokemmo. Halloween update just released.
You guys are bizzare
I'm actually Edward.
Im already tracer
>>204023258cheinbau
>>204023221Nice boot, I want you to fuck me now.
what about widowmaker
just devoured 2 oreos
>>204023276You couldn't handle me
michael jordan probably wouldn't be that good if he played today. the game has changed too much.
>>204023280Watch out matt stonie
>>204023291I could
spinny......
>>204023295the hell he wouldnt, defense is literally illegal
>>204023221let me guess, khhv?
>>204023309I'm not spinny
>>204023221well regardless get some sleep don’t need to be tired while you’re messing with all that you could pinch your hand or something on accident >>204023265hi edward
Sure is boring around here.
Could really do with some sushi tomorrow
never learned how to tie shoelaces. i still do it the way a 6 yo does it
>>204023280if there was a sleeve of oreos and some milk in front of me i couldn’t help myself i would attack them
me and who and who
>>204023329I just wonder what GANON's up to
>>204023330i had really good sushi last weekend i got very high before i went in and ate like 3 orders of spicy california rolls
>>204023226Sunday night I'll post from my house here, no, no family here
>>204023337you and a bullet passing through your skull
> i got very high before i went in and ate like 3 orders of spicy california rolls
>>204023337me with the steeltoe boot where your trachea used to be
I’m thinking Arby’s
>>204023314No, bitches love the guy in a loud honda with greasy fingers
>>204023341i don't even want to think about what that beast is plotting
Stop talking about sex!!
>>204023367i look like that
>>204023367
>>204023386Got her noggin bonked
>>204023376no that’s me
gn for real
>>204023360OOPSIE
Gn /cum/maniacs
>>204023413>>204023403nighty night
>>204023386tragedy poor thing
>going to bed at 10PM
>>204023425Its midnightI get in bed at 10
>>204023403>>204023413good night
>mfw a cornfield tried to tell me how to read a clock
>>204023413>>204023403Do u guys think theyre cuddling rn
>>204023440Erm?
>>204023413Wouldn't it be /cum/amaniacs?Back in the day Hulkster always said hulkamaniacs, not hulkmaniacs.
>>204023444asshole
>mfw a /vp/ furry replies to me
So did the Dodgers win the Worlds Series I can't tell and google won't help
Pas is in a manic type of state tonight
>>204023483unfortunately
>>204023484free him
lookin' good
>quote the /vr/ sticky>get warned by the janny
i miss what's her name
>>204023493no. he must live with his choices.
goodnight
>>204023514do you think they asked him to pose for the camera or he just did that
>>204023516good night
>>204023510hexadecimal
>>204023527How fucking gullible are you? Obviously it is staged. Nothing is real anymoreThey probably stuffed his mouth with peanutbutter to get him to do it. Thats what it always is
>>204023540lmfao
>>204022673I'm back from the tranny jannies' unjust 3 day.Fuck the jannies.What did I miss?
>>204023532i miss 50
>>204023554i shidded and farded at the same time and everyone clapped
I didnt clap
I'm going to leave my job soon. It's far too stressful for the pay.
>>204023558huh? i was joking the red lady from reboot
its great that people can just quit their jobs whenever they want or for stupid reasons but I cant even get one
i may be a /cum/mer but i dont use porn. this no nut november shit is a daily thing for me. you are all posers and degenerates.
>>204023573glad you’re looking out for yourself and not working yourself to death for peanuts anon
>>204023568
>>204023587Easy for a trust fund neet to say
>>204023582So true. The pizza place would rather hire foreigners than me with years of cooking experience.
>>204023582i quit my job for a stupid reason and then couldn't find another one and now i'm a neetcheers
>>204023601I quit mine for a good reason and I havent been able to find work
>>204023585I'm going to cum twice a day, to make up for all the cumming you're not doing. NNN is for betacucks looking for reddit tier spiritualism. Semen retention is stupid, and won't do anything to help you improve your life.
t. coombrained
hrt killed my libido and that's nice, I can focus on other things. Don't know why people always say we're nothing but gooners who transitioned due to a fetish. Never been happier not being constantly horny due to t*testosterone.
I’m the oldest of the oldfags. I was here when the internet was birthed, bitches.
>>204023630shut up spinster
>>204023641I'm not spinster how many times.Also my tummy hurts should I have a Alka Seltzer?
Might call off work to go to an anime convention
>>204023650yes do that
>>204023650Isn't alkaseltzer for cold symptoms? Just tough it out or take some pepto, that shit is tasty
>>204023650burning or bloating?
I'm dreading the impending hangover I'm going to have when I wake up in like eight hours.
>>204023669I thought it helped you burp?>>204023673Both
>>204023637>internet started in the late 1960s for the US militaryHoly shit, grandpa. It's passed your bedtime.
>>204023686have you been drinking water
>>204023692then you can't lose with the alkaseltzer. it'll either solve both, or neither.
I was told we were on track for 5 gorillion new jobs this year. Why is everyone not able to get one?
>>204023692alka seltzer will calm your tummy down because it’s really basic and a lot of the discomfort of like acid reflux comes from too much stomach acid if you’re bloated you need to take a gas pill like a gas-x or something
>>204023693Well, ackshually, the internet formed when I was born. Remember that next time or face execution.
>>204023694Yes, but I'm at the age where I'll still wake up with a splitting headache even after drinking water together with my poison.
>>204023708hush hush, smoke your legal weed and ubereats some mcdonalds, they offer pay in 4 financing
>>204023706>>204023709Thank you anons, no reason not to try amirite.Anyone else feeling antsy and anxious tonight? I am not very sleepy despite it being around that time when I'd normally get sleepy.
>>204023715Grandpa, you're so old that you can't remember when you were born. Unless you meant the public access to the internet, which was 1983.Which would make you a Gen-Xer, getting ready for retirement.
>>204023718hmm well i don’t really know many hangover cures since i don’t drink but hungover people really seem to like salty fatty foods the next morning after drinkingjust keep some tylenol and drink some caffeine in the morning for the headache
What to do in the bay area on halloween? Anything to do in SF in the middle of the day?
>>204023740Get stabbed by junkies?
>>204023740Go to the casino and bet it all on Red
>>204023727i felt that way earlier but i took a nap and that fixed meit’s probably your tummy making you feel like that i carry a lot of my anxiety physically so i hurt when i feel on edge
Women are so strange.
>>204023708election year lies to help the incumbent
>>204023740Listen to switchblade symphony or halou
fuck my bakana puppy life :(
how come there aren't more public spaces for moderate level autistics to get together and be horny?
>>204023821this guy is asking the hard hitting questions
>>204023773update: Alka Seltzer worked
>watching the Am I Racist webripThis is funny. I'm glad they went with more humorous approach. What Is A Woman was interesting, but a little dry.
>>204023729This board would be nothing without my thought provoking comments and hornyposting contributions
>>204023845that was fast wow glad you’re feeling better buddy
>>204023854that seems excessive
https://youtu.be/szWhzdqrS2g?si=mtypbh7OGseEuMBHin case you needed to be reminded that you have no swag or pussy
>>204023821Why haven't you blown your brains out yet?
>>204023821Because we don't want to have horny autists in public.
>>204023876Kinda just did a big burp a few minutes after drinking it, didn't want to say it though since it's rather uncouth and unseemly to mention such things but thank you.Only horny thing I will say is.White man sexo. That is all.
Go on without me bros I'm not gonna ngmi
>>204023637you're never going to find her. she's not real.
>>204023897Because I'm horny and life's a trip, even if you meltdown or struggle with self-care. It's election time it's supposed to be about going out and demanding what YOU want out of society, I want a fenced in outdoor area where I can go and fuck with my consenting peers, no level 1's allowed.
no Indeed, I do not want to be a catering buffet attendantwho the FUCK would put buffet attendant on their resume
I drank way too much but I'm still not tiredKill me God
>>204023968What did you drink anon?
>>204023964>who the FUCK would put buffet attendant on their resumeSomeone who's applying for public interaction type jobs.
>>204023972water
>>204023964Youre supposed to say you were a multi-palette nutrition distributer
>>204023952>life's a tripNoone gives a shit what you're into. Thanks for helping me to cease the same behavior given how cringe it is
>>204023972I had a 6 pack of golden monkey trippel beer by victoryIt's not good
it's weird how people kind of gas light themselves into thinking beer is goodit's like rotten bread water but everyone says that they get used to it eventually maybe that's just me because i don't drink but every beer i've ever had was disgusting
>>204024047maybe you should stop drinking natty light and budweiser, princess
>>204024047Try a beer without hops or a low amount of hops, like Carlsberg. A lot of what makes beer taste like shit, comes from hops. Everyone thought hops was necessary, but it turns out it wasn't necessary for beer making.
>>204024056my dad and brother both drink miller, my mom likes vodka
>>204024015It's too late, the raw, red hot non-verbal screeching biting sex revolution is here, it's happening right now in front of you, this thread will be in the history holograms.
>beer
>>204024047There are some beers that are excellent and delicious even if alcohol wasn't involved. Most of them are shit-to-tolerable ust for the buzz tho
jasonpipo be like"this alcohol too spicy"
>>204024072>but it turns out it wasn't necessary for beer making.That's easy to say with modern sanitation, cooling, and packaging methods. The hops were a preservative that occasionally taste ir smell good
>>204024072>>204024083in the future if i get off this medicine i will be willing to give it another try and i'll ask here what i should geti always like to try new things because that's how you find new things that you like, and my palate has matured a bit so maybe it will be different this time
House centipedes are scarier than roaches
>>204024021>9.5% ABVThat's my problem with Voodoo Ranger juice forces. They're too damn tasty but holy fuck am I miserable afterwards.
>>204024104I don't live in the past, nigger. I live in 2024.>>204024105Beer is always going to taste bad, because hops is shit. Remember Carlsberg, or any other cream-ale.
>>204024108there was a millipede in my bathroom the other day i picked him up with a q tip and put him outside
Liquid IVs tend to help me with hangovers.
>>204024125Cute bug
nobody make a new at 310 we're gonna recycle that other anons thread since he seemed pretty bummed out that his didn't get chosen
can u believe it, chuds these days smdh
>>204024122Carlsberg is yucky Tastes like stewed cabbage
>>204024128>adding water and salt into my body helps with a hangoverWhat a shock.
>>204024156>from a beercuck who likes hopsI will never trust what a beercuck says about beer. I've drank a ton of different beer.
I always liked this one
Better than wine
>>204024167Are you trying to be combative on purpose? I only said they occasionally taste goodMy favorite beers are mostly sours, brett and lacto
>>204024233I didn't ask for your blog about what you like about beer. Anon was asking if there was beer that didn't taste bad, and I was answering his question with the facts.Hops is shit and ruins beer.
>>204024076
There are Greenland sharks that are more than 350 years old
nothing like that late night job application rejection email to dig the knife in even farther
>>204024252Drugs are>yummy>good for everyone to use10/10 ad.
>>204024274it's not really as easily as understandable as they think it is, it can be interpreted to mean too many things
>>204024269whats my brain doing in a 29 year old unmarried woman's uterus?
>>204024076That sounds disgusting.
>>204024266Try getting your rejection emails in the morning
this is your brain>normal wojakthis is your brain on drugs>hanging troonjak
>>204024288>frog>being a sexual prudeI wasn't expecting that twist.
>>204024299I had 2 this morning
love crummy domestic beerscoors, colts, buds, any and all. spending the time with people i like is more important to me than offending my tastebuds.
You look out at this wasteland looks like chaos but there's always someone behind the wheel
I want to live in the America
>>204024312My tulpa cathy
>>204024304Flag doesn’t mean anything. He’s a Nafri
>>204022668>>204022668>>204022668recycle
>>204024316are u a grill?
>>204024305See isn't that nicer
