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2023 Storming of Brazil Congress by Bolsonaro supporters https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Brazilian_Congress_attack
>>204024496almost bold in its derivativeness
>>204024422her gold bag does not match the gold on her dress no no no no it's not right
Once heard a lyrebird say the lasange is burnt bitch then make punching noises and then transition into a kookaburra laughing song
>>204024518She's a nonceA Finnish oracle told it to me in a thread
>>204024526that's a very tragic story
>>204024496Never heard of this until now>Bolsonaro supporters alleged that the 2022 Brazilian general election suffered from widespread electoral fraud that caused Bolsonaro's losskek holy shit
>>204024496>>204024570yeah I recall this from the timea blatant copy + paste
Alri lads
Finns were Noncezis
piece of toast up the arse
This budget is an absolutely stupendous communist ghazawat for the working class.Workers will get wage rises, tarqs will pay more tax, businesses will absorb the cost, and they won't do shit. Big fan of pensions being subject to inheritance tax. They won't emigrate abroad as they love the idea of raping the working class at home too much.hopefully Are Marxist Kier cranks up inheritance tax further in 2026. I'm also thinking a nice luxury tax on tarq proclivities and purchases such as mansions, horses, private schools, yachts, private jets etc.
well it's 11:44 pm should I have some delicious red bull? my body feels angry
Sticking my hand in a bee hive and pulling out a chunk of sticky melting honeycomb
>>204024496
>>204024631and what kind of toast? with butter? jam? marmite?
>>204024640alri winnie the pooh
>>204024632do you not have real friends to talk about this actual real world stuff with/brit/ is for poo farts scran etc
I'm so rumbly in my tumbly and I'm pooh bear so I DO CARE
testosterone is a poison
>>204024631Japanese niggas when theyre late to school be like
toblerone is a potion
>>204024649starts with V and ends with egemite
>*shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing*>I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN>*shitty guitar solo*>SHE GET HIIIIGH>SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIGH>SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH>*shitty ten minute keyboard solo*>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK>*song ends*wow, truly the GOAT band. Thank you Jim Morrison for your truly groundbreaking """music"""
>>204024677if testosterone's a poison then i'm a goddamn rattlesnake
>>204024677I started working out my fingers and toes and they immediately became more sexier
>>204024706Stick to classical if you just enjoy good music.https://youtube.com/watch?v=bRrP3ESM6sQ
>>204024721kys Al
bit of a 4 seasons kind of day in sydney, lot more of these to come this summer i reckon
Khloe Kapri got fat
>>204024707nosnake is venom not poison
>kys Al
>>204024706can't believe they did a whole album about eating chicken, truly ahead of its time
>>204024704vegemite with no butter? :(and you didn't say what kind of bread you toastedplease be more forthcoming
>>204024755notom hardy is venom, and i'm poison
>>204024768vegemite toast is always buttered and almost always plain white bread it'd be redundant to even mention them
>>204024746well put lad well put
making some crazy posts but then deleting them before i send them cause they may actually get me arrested
>>204024791hmm why can't you have a more meaty wheat toast or some sourdough? why?
once a jolly rusemancamped by the /brit/abongwriting a post on his phone: "wahey"
future 4chan posters
Guess I'll smoke me a cigger
>>204024840Dystopian
>>204024812missus orders vegemite on sourdough at the cafe a lot of the time
>>204024821very good post
>>204024852can I have some?
getting to be a fat bastard me
>>204024706i like 60s psychadelic rock at times but the doors are fucking boring
love the smell and taste of fresh rain
>>204024840think the near to distant future will be all about regulating technology and two sides will be divided on the extremes
an aura now is rosya way and animal who is youbut we saw underlying body issues too
>>204024897good lad samequite enjoying the sunshower (thunder rumbling in the distance)
Can tell you already that it's a mid-afternoon nap kind of day
I believe I have sated my desire for red bull by eating vitamin cfor now
>>204024897>>204024909out on the patiowe sitand the humiditywe breathewe watch the lightningcrack over [sydney suburbs]laugh and thinkthis is [sydney], australia
you didn't forget about me, did you?
Apparently Uranus is gassy and smells of eggy farts.
Why don't you virgins just apply to shag one of them onlyfans lasses who are smashing through 100 lads a day?
>>204025012cause i'm a shagger myself
>>204024985uranus more like urgayness #done
>>204024929>>204024909top doings. melbin cant have it this good i pity them>>204025012if i were a virgin that shit would be soul destroying
top sirloin super smash bros egg feature channel
>>204025039it rains in victoria too lad kekmelbournians are quite insufferable about it but we get the 4 seasons in a day shite all the time
meant to be going out today but i dont feel like it
>>204025012wouldn't be able to get it up knowing dozens of lads had gone before and dozens were queuing up after
>>204025012women respecter, me
rains for at least a week every month hereand I love it
Having a lovely chat with the /brit/ boys while we queue for the Lily Phillips shagathon
gear
Households spent £33.27 per person per week on household food and drink in 2023, and £10.06 on food and drink to eat out. Since 2022, in real terms there has been a 4.9% decrease in household food and drink.
>>204025135just means she knows what she's doing and you'll probably have a good nut.
a 4.9% decrease in household food and drink.yet you still see fat cunts waddling around all over the placedisgusting people
>>204025104but you see 4 season days are common place in melbin so its not juxtaposed against long stretches of one or the other like in sydney so it means nothing over there. melbin is shite dont reply to me ever again
>>204025215why's every last sydneymong got to be this insecure and uppity can't we just get along
>>204025104>>204025215laughed out loud at this exchange
wanted to whine but couldn't find words
wanking with bittersweet symphony on in the background
>>204025192episode used to really throw me for a loop as a kid as I associate his voice with thomas the tank enginehe even VO's his letter to Marge like he's narrating the show
>>204025196spend about £70/week I reckon and never eat out or get takeaways
saw a cracking pair of tits earlier. Some of the best
post wank regret
>>204025263congratulations or condolences, you're above average
you hear 'em howling around your local schoolyou better not let 'em inlittle young girlie got molested late last nightnonces of /britfeel/ again
just pissed in this cup, thoughts? very cloudy and yellow, defo didnt drink enough water today
>>204025383how's the smell?
i'm mister plow and i'm here to say, i'm the plowinest guy in the USA
Le Sigh...
>>204025396smells like piss
>North Korean troops fighting for Russia in Ukraine will ‘surely return in body bags’, US envoy says
>>204025444they wont return at all actually
>>204025444>he also added "the usa is number one! Our glorious institutions are unbeatable! May the usa rules-based order survive for ten thousand years!"
How big's his cock?
>>2040254719 incher at least
Drink loads of water when I'm at toil but barely any when home on weekends. Curious
they are getting dropped off by the cronem x
>>204025471Short but really thick
>>2040254715.5 inches and bang average girth
>>204025104You know you're all english, right?
>>204025444Quite cute that he imagined North Korea would fly the bodies home from muddy fields in Ukraine
>>204025492you know you're a wog cunt, right?
>>204025492Fuck off ESL JF sheed retard
My dads a prostitute
Never knew my dad
we need to bring back the word "kerfuffle"
>>204025531Does anyone truly get to know his dad?
>Never knew my dad
>>204025550i like to think if you grow up in a normal loving family then you would know a lot about him even if you dont talk to him
Basically the weekend if you think about it
My dads not actually a prostitute i was being sillyMy dad was a petroleum engineer
>wake up>feel anxious >go to toilet and do a massive poothat's how it is for me every day
got wifi poisoning
>>204025545I totally agree.
>>204025618Not good lad, not goodNeed to chill out a bit
watching terrifier 3 for halloween will update you lads how it goes
get the wife poisoned
>>204025624i had that once. It hertz lol
>>204025661
boobies boobies sex boobies
>>204025649Completely forgot about thatMight do a slow drive around the city tonight looking at the students in their costumes
>>204025684love all of those things
>>204025691nonce alert
on the pomegranate dragon fruit blackberry red bull
>At least 95 killed and dozens missing in Spain’s flash floods
So let's go thereLet's make our escapeCome on, let's go thereLet's ask can we stay?
>>204025736Revenge for anti-tourism protests
got the simpsons hit and run soundtrack on
Loathe november so much it’s insanewhat a complete waste of a month, horrid time of the year
simpsons shit and cum
Would Rorke turn the heating on or would he stubbornly refuse to do it?
>>204025770My dad's birthday is in November. So pipe down
Guess who's going to get enough sleep tonight for the first time in ~3 months?This guy!*points to myself*
10 minutes in already gratuitous violence this film is slop
well good morning
>>204025793Fine drawing you have there mate
>>204025797too early lad. Come back at 1300
>>204025770Very Swedish post, don't go topping yourself now
>>204025793lawful good>>204025797chaotic evil
had an emma d'arcy sex dream last night
>>204025776I don't think Britical scholars will ever come to a consensus on this oneDoes the tight-fisted gammon attitude of rorke's da rub off on him?Does rorke whack the heating on to spite leftypol's woke climate hoax agenda?It's all up for debate
>>204025830emma d’arse more like
>>204025785Will shit on your face while you sleep, goodnight lad x
>>204025830satanic dyke whore
>>204025830Was it boy emma or woman emma
>>204025830looks like a female hunter schafer
>>204025847innit>>204025863short hair but lady parts
shes officially moving out today lads
when did schizos get the "calling things satanic" update
this is my life today
>>204025915Someone rustle your jimmies?
car mongs out in force and seething today
Gonna shower now and imagine getting raped up my bum hole by Diddy
>>204025932no i've just noticed them throwing around satanic, demonic etc. recently and it's interesting to me, often wonder what they're up to
>>204025950Goofy ahh nigga was asking for it ctfu bruh
willy status: small
>>204025935What happened
Toilberg insisted yesterday on Teams that ideally we should come in for meetings like the one we have today, I come in and it turns out no one else on my team botheredFeeling like a proper mug wishing I was home
polis came to talk to me about my 4chan posts
>>204025995did they give you a big kiss and tell you to keep up the good work
a king size tub big enough for 10 plus me
>>204025995Got your medal?
>>204025959Yeah you're a malding troon
Saul>lawyer>never killed anyone>kidnapped and threatened into working for Jesse by Jesse>sentenced to a million years in black and white prison and then a trillion years in hell, and to eternal baldation>character assassinated as some granny strangling joker demon who doesn't even deserve a glimmer of colour or hope in his final scene, all for the crime of being Jesse's lawyer (which he was kidnapped and threatened into being)Jesse>drug dealer>actual murderer>kidnaps and threatens Saul into becoming his lawyer and accomplice while he deals drugs>blackmails Walt into being his "get out of jail free card" while he continues to deal drugs, out of spite>infiltrates a drug recovery centre so that he can trick recovering addicts into becoming his junkies instead of getting their lives back>tries to burn down Walt's family home>turns rat and starts working with the DEA out of spite, destroys everything for everyone forever>lionised as some badass heroic sharpshooting modern hero and gets away with everything and is seen as a victim of Saul and Walt in the endHmmmmm I don't know lads something isn't right about this one
>>204026045i'm a man with a willy
love love love the first few seasons of last kingdom hate the rest don't even get me started on the film
hairline? recedingwaistline? expanding
im all alone in my dingy little flat all this dark miserable winter the worst part is shes moved out literally 5 minutes walk away
>>204026092why don’t you get on grindr and get a nice bbc over to pound away on your right white arsehole
>>204026083and your gums?
>>204026118Rip
screaming
>>204026083what size pants you wear?
>>204026092Sucks to be you lad. Just like she's sucking my cock right now, nahmasayin!!!
>>204026160eviscerated that flog
>>204026114ThisBest thing for a nasty break up is a to become a woke pozzed BBC fiend for a month or two
>>204025980they be driving on the road
>>204026207Were they beeping at you or summat
>>204025845Good post
>>204026221nh
the TRUMP victory is what our continent needs in order to GET REAL and try to SAVE OUR OWN SKIN on OUR OWN TERMS
>>204025915with the christianity being "based and redpilled" dlc
look at this GRAPH
flavourless grey nutrient paste for tea
loading up a brutal piss
>born in 1996>Britain is a monoethnic nation with an economy larger than China's and India's combined>2008 (12yo)>financial collapse>2010 (14yo)>Tories elected>2010 - 2024>fourteen years of "conservative" government>highest immigration levels ever seen>no investment in anything at all>no nuclear power plants built>net zero obsession while other countries are building coal power plants>2024 (28yo)>Britain is a multicultural multiethnic country with an economy smaller than India's and far smaller than China's, extremely in debt, rivers are polluted, and the population is 11 million higher>actual wage growth still stuck in the 1990'sFor fuck sake
>>204026270Yes, they see satanic imagery from the elites and haven’t progressed much further from “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”
me? I pretty much exclusively watch Doctor Who. Don't care for all these watercooler shows that people binge watch in 3 days then never think about again
>born in 1996
>>204026457Did she? Oh right, ok
dare you to listen to the entire thing without cracking a smilehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VtzsBWUJt0
>>204026431FOLC
>>204024496literal 3rd world country. how have they not killed themselves in shame?
>>204026457>paid in full>no follow the leaderDumb faggot
>>2040264311996 still isnt a millennial
>>204026495just sat there with the body is it yeah?
>>204026485>>204026463sorry i attached the wrong image. thats my chartthis is what the discord gf sent me
>>204026457all rubbishif blacks weren't propped up so much by media no one would think these were cool or sounded as good as they dowu tang and all their members are goofy (especially project pat), dmx literally just screams into the mic, i could go on and on foreveronly nas actually has some good storytelling ability
>>204026485I mostly listen to music in my car these days and FTL isn't great car music other than Microphone Fiend>>204026533>project pat>member of wutangkys cracker
Reading about hysterectomies because my mum has to have one. Bit mad that
>>204026544oh noo i got three 6 and wu tang mixed up because it's literally been like a decade since i actually listened to these retards
Willys gone all hard again. Not even doing anything or looking at anything.Thought this was supposed to stop happening 15 years ago.
>>204026570can't be as hard as that thick skull of yours*flicks your noggin*
>>204026545niggas want me dead but they scared to step to merip they guts out like a hysterectomy
>>204026405Or perhaps they're bored of relativistic nihilism
>>204026570Was it the hysterectomy talk
in so deep you give her a hysterectomy
feel like a wet lingering fart
rorke pooing a golfball shaped slug
>>204026649that's not funny
Sucking a mossball
>morning guys>nothing to update from me, anything from anyone else?>no>ok cool we can drop off, see you later>byeRepeat every weekday for 40 years
she dont wanna be saveddont save her
had my toe cut quite bad last night but have fortunately tracked down and snipped the source
mornin cunts x
>>204026431When I was born the number one song in the charts was Spaceman by Babylon Zoo
>>204026674oh pack it in you sopping wet pussy
>>204026607Yh ok, just download a religion like data into your brain because you’re bored, very intellectually responsible
>>204026674my "standup" is just my manager talking for 45-60 minutes on what is supposed to be a 20-30 minute calli have 4-5 hours of meetings daily because she micromanages
>>204026694don't hurt my feelings please
>november tomorrowhow the fuck
want that big weiner in my mouth
>>204026688Ooh yes i do love a morning cunt
Do you know how to spell "fragile" in italian?
>>204026725oh my god....time has passed? AGAIN? in the way it does every year???IM GOING INSANE
>>204026731we're Costco guys, of course we stick a hot weiner in our mouths
>>204026701>download a religion like data into your brainAh yes, the old reddit tech metaphor obsession
just got sunstroke in the arctic after having a swim in timbuktu
>>204026753is that a reference to something
>>204026731personally i love cramming five guys' hot meat in my mouth
>>204026702A standup shouldn't even by 20-30 minutes reallyShould be 10-15 minutes with no discussions about solutions to problems, just figuring out who has problems and who needs help
*nasal virgin voice*A standup shouldn't even by 20-30 minutes reallyShould be 10-15 minutes with no discussions about solutions to problems, just figuring out who has problems and who needs help
gfberge has left the building
MISS! MISS, BRUCE IS DOING THE VOICE AGAIN!!
mindless desk jockey office drones droning on as per
>>204026850um im womfy so...
/brit/ has slowed because everyone is in a standup
was going to do a wankard but decided against it
a week in the life of a wfh software dev who makes $150k a year
Got the day off toil,possibilities are endless. Time for a 12 hour /brit/ sesh
>>204026924Dire
>>204026924blog on
love getting hard and then soft and then hard again watching young women using drugs and stuff
alri
>>204026924*books a meeting for 10:30*
love cumming then falling asleep with cum on my belly then waking up and it's all sticky and pulls my stomach hairs out
>>204026924get a wank booked in
at uu dn ii oc
Reckon the UK needs to adopt an African style approach to welfare, i.e. you work or you fucking starve to death.When you go there you see people with one arm still going about their daily business doing work whereas here people sit on their arse all day because they feel a little sad. Fuck off man
Weeeeeeeeed
>>204026924I see so you join meetings at the gym?
oh shit mental this edition's still goinggone and come back from the pub in the time since it started
>>204027012home gym
punching my own head and crying
>>204027002You could start an Africanisation Party, see how far that gets you
>>204026544>Microphone FiendIsn't that Eric B and Rakeem?
is irish a race
Never get more than 6 hours sleep me
>>204027035rorkes mum voting straight away
>>204027013that must have been a short trip
>>204027002Good post. Policies like this would capture the boomer and deano voting power and lead the proposing party to win by a landslide
>>204027055for me it's 9-12 hours of sleep per day
>>204026924Can tell this is a woman
>>204027057KEK
>>204026862Based womfer
>no dancing skelliesThis site has gone to shit.
I earn minimum wage delivering for justeat and ubereats on my moped
>>204027106refresh the page you mug they're already up
>>204027002Hmm yh ok but it won’t, so there’s that
>>204027060yeah just a couple of cheeky schoons and a pub feedhaving a much bigger pub outing tomorrow you see
>>204027106it's 5:30 in the morning in the us you silly cunt give it a minute
>>204027086im a male
>>204027129tranny
>>204027118holy shit he's right
EVERYONE:Please, PLEASE remember to hydrate
playing a free version of geoguessr and always get australia and africa mixed up
oh its halloween. i completely forgot
schizos are desperate rn
Rachel Reeves has conceded her National Insurance hike for employers could mean “wage increases might be slightly less than they otherwise would have been.”Leftypol sent into a tailspin
the fogwoggler
Refreshed the page and it sent a spooky shiver down my spine
*switches to futaba*ahhh feels like 2007 again
>>204027158
>>204027158thanks lad
>>204027147im not mentally ill
>>204027167WHAAAAAAT? IN A FEW YEARS IT'S GONNA BE 2.5% INSTEAD OF 3%? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
so get in there
are there skeletons or some halloween shit? thank you to that based poster who posts filters and shit to improve the browsing experience of fellow anons so I don't see that shit
>>204027190Yes that's the sort of shit-yourself seethery I was talking about, leftypol
>>204027197Joyless mong
>>204027218Odious toad
>>204027218Joy is for low iq retards
>>204027241Gormless prick
Superglueing my arsehole shut to keep the ghosts out
>>204027197seethe incel
could I have a plain naan, a cheese naan, a garlic naan, a butter naan, a keema naan and a peshwari naan. no I shan't need any drinks, I am drinking henry weston vintage and mcewan's champion and taurus. thanks!
we need some more girls in here
>>204027174newfag
>>204027244This is what low IQ retards who can't think themselves out of misery believe
>>204027167presumably only if businesses prioritise profits over looking after their employees. if that happens employees should find other jobs.
>>204027265Nah. If there were girls here I reckon I’d start saying mean stuff to you lot in an attempt to look cool and dominant to impress them.Wouldn’t want to do that to you lads
>>204027280Can tell you've never had a job
bit down in the dumps today
>>204027289ive been working for nearly 20 years fella
>>204027283you must be a virge if you think girls would be impressed by that lolthey could laugh at your shit jokes all night and still go home with me cos I'm tall and handsome
>>204027291sorry to hear mate
>>204027283people are already mean. not even 10am and I've been called>joyless>gormless>virgin>incel>freak
>>204027291Find refuge in the only thing that matters - logic.
>>204027280>presumably only if businesses prioritise profits over looking after their employees.Businesses do both, so there will be a middle ground and that middle ground will be lower wages and lower recruitmentNot difficult to understand if you have a 3 digit IQ
>>204027315you're full of gorm mate, the gormiest person I've ever met
>>204027301>you must be a virgeYeah well obviously mate. I’m posting on 4chan at 10am on a Thursday. Can’t say my life is exactly going well and I’m off shagging constantly
>>204027315stop being all those things then
pipe down gormlord
>>204027315Feckless worm
>>204027315not right is it?
*slithers across the thread like a dog with worms towards the guy saying mean things leaving a trail of pussy juice in my wake*
>>204027315u tried not being a joyless gormless virgin incel freak
>>204027332or maybe CEOs and other high level execs can take a 5% pay cut to absorb the cost.
*walks into the thread**crosses arms and clears throat, calling everyone's attention*"/briyewt/"
keir starmer looks heavier and older
>>204027397>>204027397>>204027397>>204027397The new thread
>>204027382Oh? Did Labour introduce legislation to make that happen? Nope, sorry you're shit out of luck, guess 'working people' will take the hit