autumn leaves edition
I met a girl during a rough patch with her ex but then she quickly forgot about me when they tried to get together again, but it failed again. Now she’s confiding in me for everything and asking me for advice and I’m there to offer it. Talking about how comfortable she feels with me. Nicely positioned myself ready to take over for the shag and finishing convincing her to bin him off. Bit of a stealth shagger x
current job prospects:>one (1) call back, screening call>27k, 3hrs away so I have to move,>6 month FTC with low likelihood of an extensionamazing! Things are going swimmingly.
FOY
Bring back the New Brighton Tower, says I!
>>204029640grim
Had my 4 wisdom teeth extracted 1.5 weeks ago and got nerve damage from it (the skin underneath my lower left lip is literally tingling as I'm writing this)Happens in your country?
>>204029666youll set him off ffs
>>204029640just go on the rob mate. easily make 500 a week tax free nicking copper from old warehouses
Barber man didn’t say a single word to me during the duration of my haircut so I tipped him £6. Wish they were all like this desu
Need to spurt my stuff into a beautiful stinkjeeta
>>204029666>4 wisdom teeth extractedyou got done
>>204029637You think you're escaping the friend gulag? Adorable.
>>204029697dream scenario this. sick of my barber always chatting pure shite
Why are women allowed in the olympics?
>>204029750so men can dominate in two categories
>>204029697Went into my old place once and didn't realise they changed management. The guy was going on about his wife and kids and holidays, then he was trying to get me to be a regular of his and all that.I never went back
>>204029750
>>204029717My orthodontist strongly recommended it because the bottom two were impacted so high risk of worse things happening when they start pushing itThe upper two weren't as bad but there isn't much risk involved in pulling upper wisdom teeth anyway
Dire situation looking at the rise of “muscle mommies”, these bitches who roid have severe mental health issues and the girls who idolise them and think they are a “muscle mommy” too are usually pathetic washed up women with shitty tattoos, still weak as fuck and carrying around too much bodyfat. What is about women wanting to be men? So fucking cringe
>>204029666Had all my wisdom teeth through with no problemsSuppose I'm just wise enough to handle it
>>204029793yeah mate hahah tell me about it so fucking cringe haha jeez what were they thinking haha
>>204029793>What is about women wanting to be men? Youre trying to be one, why not them too?
>>204029783Don't care, fuck off
>>204029823I don’t need to try, I already am
Might start hagmaxxing
>>204029808laughed at this post
>>204029750Something nice to look at between the real events innitYou don’t think people actually care about beach volleyball or water polo do you?
>>204029793I hope you realise that when you think that you are experiencing "the rise of" something or this or that "trend", it's literally just because you've happened across a new set of interrelated content that Tiktok/Youtube/Insta/whatever has recommended to youThis isn't actually a trendIt's probably about 3,000 people worldwide
>>204029864TRVTHNVKE
>>204029864This most women don't look muscular at my gym
Experiencing the rise of YouTube videos about linguistics. Sick of it in my recommendations
>>204029771not a fan of this phenotype
>>204029864There are way more than 3000 girls who idolise this, it’s everywhere
>>204029914Why’s that? Because you know what she’s getting up to behind closed doors?
>>204029864he clearly spends far too much time on the internet and thinks the algorithm showing him lots of stuff he's started to research (doing whats its supposed to) means its a worldwide phenomena with millions of people involved.low IQ person 2bh
Experiencing the rise of /brit/ posts deriding the rise of various trends
>>204029912again, it's just the algorithm recommending it to you because you probably watch one video about it
>>204029666No I had mine out years ago and no issues but the dentist said they were in a bad condition anyway and better to take them then than let them rot out and need to be surgically removed.
>>204029864Absolutely thisSame with the "older woman younger man" "trend" that's doing circles in TikTok and instagramThose microtrends don't affect shit except maybe a few thousands of people, the rest just chuckle at it and scroll along
MOUSEY IN DA HOUSE
We all Seaside in life x
>>204029945Yeah? You experiencing the rise of autism diagnoses by any chance?
Viewed some of exberg’s friend’s highlights yesterday and then noticed she posted a story (of her legs) late last night, so I viewed that too, I am curious if she wonders who I am since I still can’t follow her yet. Sowing the shagging seeds as it were x
>>204029976You've been rattled
lol
Ello there little spider mate
>>204029983obsessed freak
>>204030007ew kill them, kill them NOW.
How many gimmicks you lads got going at the moment? i'm up to three
>>204029998Elton John delight
>>204030021Kill the cunt now
>>204030021ausdog moment
>>204029771
>>204030042Huntsmen are harmless and kill roaches :)
>>204030023Got the chebs x
>>204029968>>>/r9k/
>>204030021HUNTSMANNNNNNNNNN HUNTSMANNNN HUNTSMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
this is my world today
>>204030050two of them are under18 :/
>>204029927fake blonde hair and obnoxiously blue eyes
>>204030074Is this some kind of therapy shit you do for yourself
i miss the 'lympics
>>204030053SSM is a /brit/ staple
>>204030050thanks for ruining
Sex but with a lady
>>204030050>Doing gun fingersWonder who she’s been hanging around with…
>>204030027Instead of three gimmicks try getting one personality.
realised that almost all girls who get into ice skating are fit
>>204030087Theyre just dancing and having fun
>>20403009970a disco dancers?
>>204030087niii
Any Amazon drivers here who can explain why you would drive past my house and then come back 2 hours later to make the delivery
>>204030109You titta their titta? Heheheheh
>>204030090>obnoxiously blue eyesSar!
>>204030109Why is that?
>>204030131haha öh ahh exakt
>>204030113Sure mate…
>>204030106good idea. I'll put my EW personality on this afternoon x
HelloBack from my 3 day vacation Did I miss anything?
>>204030129yeah
>>204030109For me its curlers
>>204030129Saw Timothy Smith on the address and decided the goofy ahh crackuh could wait
How do you put yourself in the best position to be a rebound shag?
>>204030129That's just the route they're given, he probably didn't even know he was going to come back.
>>204030153The budget sent leftypol into a bit of a tizzy
>>204030153rorke posted his bum
What grandpa simpson said about getting old was so rightBasically, I feel very old
Amazon is actually goated, u order something at 11Pm and it will be with you in a little over 12 hours. No other website comes close to that
>>204030129Routes are preplanned on our handset and we don’t get to choose the order. Sometimes the system is shit. Sometimes it wants us to loop around and deliver on the left. Sometimes we hack into the system and look what other drops we have and send you to the back of the queue just to piss you off specifically.
>>204030167For you its probably a dark room at a gay pub
>>204030140good question, dunno really it’s a beautiful sport, imo, so maybe beautiful people are instinctively drawn to it
>>204030163Italian mogs the swede
>>204030179true. mad how whatever you could possibly want is 24 hours from your door at all times
>>204030176Bro you're not old you're probably 30 lmao
>>204030129Dijkstra’s x
brother is getting told off by mother because he’s going to a Halloween party and refuses to tell her the address
>>204030163very nice >>204030193in this case yeah
currently working my way through a gargantuan double flusher poo sesh
>>204030109
*surreptitiously searches for a woman to hold me and tell me it’s all going to be okay on Amazon*
>>204030172Labour actually winning completely mindbroke lefties in this country. They haven't got a clue what they should be angry about now.
>>204030213screaming why is he?
>>204030213Shagger
>>204030163pollwho would call the swede "blonde"
>>204030213your brother is going to a party and you're stuck with the /brit/ boys. grim.
>>204030193Need an Italian curling wife
>>204030221phwoar, figure skaters too fuck me
>>20403020727 but feel like im 60 with all this unfunny yute culture nowadays
>>204030242Of course she's blonde you dumb shit
>>204030168>>204030172Ah so no messages for me then?
Do normies have halloween parties tonight or do they keep it for the coming or previous weekend?
>>204030207I'm 25 aand already feel old Started right after I turned 25, like I was past my prime or something
Anyone know of a legit charity? Want to donate all my money (7k)
>>204030239pretty much>>204030241>>204030250yeah he makes me look bad, only 16 too
>>204030253Doesn't look so good in these pics
>>204030220update got poo on my finger mid-wipe
>>204030278the one im going to is tomorrow
>>204030261you've probably always been an out of touch boring loser (incel too Id wager. and you probably wear glasses)
Just finished my final midterm. Panicked at one of the questions and know for a fact that I changed a correct answer to the incorrect answer in the final 10 seconds. Very upset with myself now.
>>204030280Yeah i run a charity and its legit let me send you details
>>204030280>(7k) what’s that like £100?
>>204030279>>204030261Pretentious twats
>>204030280Aye, I'll just send you my bank details, give me the money and I'll get it to them
>>204030280Give it to me and I will change the world
>>204030280https://britishspiders.org.uk/Should be right up your alley
>>204030254
>>204030301I used to be hip and with itBut then they changed was hip wasNow what's hip is weird and scary to me
>>204030285Thats my wife youre talking about
>>204030333fucked it. he says 'it'. not 'hip'. fucking cretinous imbecile cunt
im smelly
>>204030265more of a light golden brown to me
>>204030355corr giveus a whiff, lad
>>204030353omds shut up blud do i give a fuck
>>204030369yes
>>204030042I thought the was a reply to the Mark post
>>204030369Do things properly or not not at all
>>204030282>16 Oof that’s toughb
>>204030242She is objectively blonde
before you run away from mebefore youre lost between the notesthe beat goes round and roundthe beat goes round and round
The only time I’ve been invited to a party, a Halloween party, was in 2022 when I was 25, by someone from toil. I made up an excuse but wish I hadn’t now. It was nice feeling liked enough that someone would invite me and proved that my social outcast perception is all in my head.
>>204029771>>204030050fun tourney x
Mad to think there’s a little Australian fella on the opposite side of the planet and we’re both just sat here tapping away our inane thoughts onto /brit/.Wonder what they get up to when they close the tab. Probably something cool like a barbecue on the beach or bumming a big spider
>>204030362So true, just like how black is a dsrk white
>>204030393why did you make up an excuse?
mallardmong in?
No second place in life
>>204030428Scared of new situations I suppose
got the abba on, what you lot listening to?
>>204030404Yes
>>204030384Fuck...Ok, everyone off the internet.
>>204030242Nice poll dickhead
>>204030451fucked it there lad. say yes next time
>>204030453Spot of Daft Punk for me
>>204030393Probably just invited you so you wouldn’t spaz out and shoot up the office
>>204030458peng
apsle uaaaa dnbss itlee oserl
'deenz on some sourdough toast for lunch. peng as
need the housing crisis solved molto pronto
>>204030242shes dirty blonde
>>204030464Thanks for responding
>>204030428>>204030451I also like to randomly decline invitations cause of my social anxiety heh Also why I only have 1.5 friends at 25, both from 5th grade
>>204030479Corr
>>204030476Cracking stuff, having some grilled deenz with rice myself
nth for the baddiedem
>>204030453Just a little morning prep bop along with some Equipoise.
Thinking about the dozens of times a woman has showed interest in me and I’ve been too autistic to realise.
>>204030479yeah I'd accept that
>>204030490The only thing holding me back from succeeding is a fear of new situations, I just need to start doing more and saying yes to opportunities.
>>204030501get in
>>204030490Literally me but much much older than 25
My girlfriend is dirty blonde and I bullied her for years saying her hair is brown lol
i'm rorke
>>204030475I thought your jam was four letters at a time.
>>204030490>1.5 friendsone a dwarf yeah?
what I don't get is why underground skyscrapers don't exist>muh sunlightjust go outside if you want that, retard.
>>204030490Not so bad. I have no friends at 27, but it is my fault for not making the effort.
>>204030525>My girlfriend is dirty blondeEver do her up the bum?
>>204030525Hahaha look at me I’ve got a girlfriend. Did you guys know I had a girlfriend? Let me just make up a little story involving my girlfriend, just so you know I have a girlfriend. In case you forgot that I had a girlfriend
>>204030538Expect it's more difficult to build down than it is to build up
Can hear dadberg raging downstairs
>>204030546Yes a few times but it's not really my cup of tea
>>204030533it depends
>>204030490Yeah well I have NO friends, online or offline!!!!!!!
>>204030536KekNo but on a serious note I don't consider him as much of a friend anymore because we don't do stuff together anymore and each time we meet we just talk about how his business(es) are going and small talk about tech and shit and bit of personal catch upAlso he's constantly travelling and we see each other less and less frequently, last time was like 4 months ago
>>204030552You're gonna want to plug your ears lad.I'm gonna fuck your dad.
Can hear dadberg raping downstairs
>>204030538probably got something to do with needing to shift close to a million tonnes of soil before you can ever begin construction
is becoming an electrician worth it in 2024?
>>204030563Hahahaha what a shagger! What a bloody LAD!!! Fuck off and die you little cunt
Can’t get bennies for my severe social anxiety because I have too much social anxiety to go to the doctor and get it diagnosed lol
>>204030563She ever do you up the bum?
>>204030538Retard bait. It’s massively much more expensive and difficult to dig and remove that than just fucking air. Then you’ll have issues with flooding from groundwater, meaning expensive pumping systems. Plumbing and sewage becomes much more of an issue since you’d have to pump your sewage around. Also existing infrastructure could be an issue.
>>204030547I didn't make it up
>>204030578I told you to plug your ears, son!Why don't you ever listen to your mother?
just baked chocolate chip cookiesfuck my neck hurts
>>204030582Depends. Do you reckon we’ll still be using electricity in the future and need people to work on it?
>>204030597My girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend Did I mention my girlfriend?
>>204030525good lad as it should bedirty blonde isn't blonde
>>204030592No
Exberg was my only friend. When she broke up with me, she somehow made a bunch more friends and has a support network while I still have zero. Grim. Just accepted I’ll probably be alone.
>>204030622who knows, maybe something bigger and better than electricity will come along and then sparkies will be FUCKED
>>204030636Sounds like you have a bad relationship not based on reciprication and trust
>>204030629got a mate who sounds just like this haha
>>204030458shame the skirted brazilians won.. well one lass was cute. got too many webms to find a good angle of the fit one hope this one shows her lool
>>204030629Oh didn't know you had one too that's nice how long have you two been together :)
>>204030641sounds very typical lol
two job rejections today so get in
feel more attractive in comparison when I'm around Asians
>>204030659Hahahaha do you lad ahaha well I have NO mates offline or online
>>204030630>dirty blonde isn't blondeWell it is isn't it, sort of in the name
My girlfriend, she lives in Canada so you lads can't meet her, but she sometimes says some really funny stuff. Girlfriends haha
>>204030669lucky to even get that these days. I get ghosted
>>204030582Do you have a tendency to cut corners?If you work for a good company (or yourself), and don't fuck around, then yeah, residential, commercial and industrial electric's good business. If you do fuck around, you can expect some pretty good injuries and lawsuits.
>>204030331Too thin
>>204030503she's going on strong, her stream crashed like 2 hours in so in total it's 31+ hours streaming
>>204030681no, it's dirty blonde
>>204030622electricity is old hat. about time they invented something better
>>204030674Corrr might wank over the last one
>>204030658Tell me about it hahaShe doesn't have a cock though so bit hard for her to do me isn't it
>>204030674Would like to drink a dark beer rn
>>204030684I've met her. She's a fucking riot.
>>204030680online mates kind of died really, didn't itwas a bit of an early 2000s thingnow people just watch streamers or don't know the people they play against in online lobbies and that
Love making DTFIC feel insecure so he starts dropping little humblebrag larps lol
>>204030719Bet you wouldFilthy slut
got the bond theme playing in my head
>>204030716... prosthetics innit
>>204030733it is so funny how badly I mindraped you Were you having little incel spergouts like this while I was gone too?
>>204030743dun Dududun dnudundn dun DududUN dnudundn dun Dududun dnudundn dun DududUN dnudundn
british twinks owe me sex
nowt to do
When does someone become a friendI have people I'm friendly with and play sports withI have people I'm friendly with and work withBut they don't feel like friends as such
>>204030743which one lad? octopussy?WE'RE AN ALL TIME HIGHWE'LL CHANGE ALL THAT'S GONE BEFORE
>>204030748Fair enough but I'd imagine they'd be awkward and unwieldy Don't want to get fucked in the ass that badly desu
>while I was gone
I've been a soldier and that really made up my mind that war is the biggest wound humanity has. Weapons were not so "cool" anymore, soldiers were not "heroes", when people thank me for my service I see my NCO's brain matter.Genocide, rape, slavery, etc, all stem from it.My dad who was in the Navy tried to tell me.My grandfather who fought the soviets in the Finnish winter war should have made it very clear to me when I was afraid to make a noise as the reds could hear him if he flushed the toilet.But no, I was completely enamored by war propaganda. Movies, games, playing war in the forest.After I left the military it took me 2 months before I took a knife and walked out into the forest where I used to play war and attempted suicide. I think the snow and cold made me not bleed out.Young men are easily tricked the same way I was, and they will not hear it until it's too late. It's not a game. It's real, and it's a fucking horror.Guess I just needed to say this. I know it won't change anything, I'm just so tired seeing all this human suffering, not even the winners win.
>>204030724It petered out, it died on the vine
watching asmr
>>204030787Oh my god you WERE you are obsessed with me
This budget is an absolutely stupendous communist ghazawat for the working class.Workers will get wage rises, tarqs will pay more tax, businesses will absorb the cost, and they won't do shit. Big fan of pensions being subject to inheritance tax. They won't emigrate abroad as they love the idea of raping the working class at home too much.hopefully Are Marxist Kier cranks up inheritance tax further in 2026. I'm also thinking a nice luxury tax on tarq proclivities and purchases such as mansions, horses, private schools, yachts, private jets etc.
>>204030805https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeYsmm_23L8
>>204030801Not reading that
>>204030777deep question 2bh and no simple answeri think most people would agree there is a tier list of friendsand a lot of people have 0-2 people in the top tier.
>>204030782this one >>204030754
Now time to head off and have my lunch and come back in a few hours and read the gigamelty that he’s about to have haha
>>204030765you say that about everyone
>>204030801>My grandfather who fought the soviets in the Finnish winter warShame he wasn't tortured
protoshag sending me about 15 voice messages in a row about her breakup with her ex while I get her to agree it was for the best
>>204030829bit too gay this
>>204030817Morning Adam
>>204030860Didn’t happen
How much have you lot saved this month? Only put a grand in the ISA today, down from the usual 2300
>>204030858Maybe the soviets should have been less shit at war? Just a thought!
>>204030871About £100 it was £400 but I went silly with blackjack
a pu sad lani eabto asls see er l
>>204030871bit of belt tightening for me, just the 5 grand this month. managed to stick over 30k into the old isa so far this year though
>>204030801Maybe stop being such a mong
Couldn't ban evade this time cuz of the new spam timer Gonna have to be a good boy now
>ghazawatThe unit of energy generated by a palestinian running on a hamster wheel for an hour
Horrible bastards all of you
>>204030882The USSR defeated white Finland in 1940 and 1944.
>>204030866happening now mate, quite like that women seem to trust me and feel comfortable around me so easily (her words). reckon she’ll come around to me soon
>>204030871>>204030908are you guys serious
>>204030817Might move to communist china (no inheritance tax)
>>204030933With extreme losses :)
>Firms with workers on low wages will face highest proportional rise in labour costs from national insurance hike, says IFSBasedPay up you greedy, tyrannical, petit bourgeois cunts
>>204030582It is but wages typically peak at 50k if you want large money
>>204030661fuck that's the butch dyke one
And he’s fired up his 3-year 4chan pass and the UK VPN. The 18 hour shift begins!
>>204030929me? talking to me?? the bastard hell do you know about me, huh? can’t believe you just said that…. about ME
>>204030871I put the maximum in april
>>204030956Reeves has conceded that her National Insurance hike for employers could mean “wage increases might be slightly less than they otherwise would have been.”Better luck next time, commiemong
>>204030871bout 600
>>204030937Nah it’s not stop talking shit. FUCK OFF
>>204030967na youre sound talking about the other horrible bastards itt
might buy a tribal gf
>>204030963Yeah thisHe was banned last night but he's back on the clock
>>204030952White Finland lost more men than the USSR did in 1940.It's a cope like Ukraine does today with Russia, claiming to have killed far more when in reality Russia has killed 3 Ukrainians for every one of their losses.That is the iron bolshevik truth.
>>204030926Your LARP before was that you only used to post on your mobile. So you don’t have mobile data? I know you never leave the house but I thought even the biggest shut in freaks have at least some data.
>>204030990aha alri cheers x
>>204030956Squeeze the middle class and let big international companies get away with murder, thats what I say
>>204031002>White Finland lost more men than the USSR did in 1940.Objectively wrongCope on
>>204030973>could meanSo it won'tCompanies don't hike wages unless they have to. They would freeze wages at the minimum if they could.Expecting companies to raise pay if they're left alone is laughable
>>204031040>>could mean>So it won'tUtterly deluded you are lmao
>>204030801KWAB
>>204030978she keeps doubting if she made the right choice, mental how unstable women are. she did honestly and of course I’ll affirm that. considering she begged for my willard like a month ago and now I’m finding out she was just in a rough patch and ending her relationship, I think I need to play some chess. need to find a prime position to shag without ending up in a friend zone. part of the chase x
>>204030956so, commiemong, am i allowed into the proletariat now that i’m a humble tradesman, and not a despicable petite bourgeois?
>>204031032Not really Finland was the original Ukraine and HUR
his mind: raped, badly
>>204030908£20k is the max in a year you daft twat
>>204031040>Companies don't hike wages unless they have to.Yes exactly? So making the cost of employment higher suppresses wagesAre you retarded? Don't answer that
>>204031056You'll pay higher wages or your staff will leave. Simple.
>>204031006can't read? The spam timer would just restart every time Tried to evade for almost an hour then got bored I also don't only post on mobile just most of the time cuz I'm either pooing or on the couch or something
>>204031081per financial yearwho's the twat now
somethings fucked up the greentexts arent green is this the famous halloween event or have i hit a wrong button
>>204030908>over 30k into the old isa so farHMRC? Yeah this one.
>>204031099done me there. fair play
>>204031100bit low IQ aren't you
>>204031100>greentext>is actually orange what was hiro thinking
>>204031063>tradesmanDo you work for a company or do you own your own business?
>>204031100you're losing your colour vision
>>204031089And yet they won't - so wages will be supressed
>>204030866Just been told "I trust you and I've felt weirdly comfortable around you ever since I first met you"
screaning
>>204031131work for a company in their workshop, could not be arsed running my own
>>204031100Turn your phone sideways for a scare
>>204031061Keep yapping nigga no one listening
>>204031165>>204031165>>204031165
*effortlessly destroys you*
>>204031098Nice try lmfao
>>204030453We've been talking, now I'm singingWhat if I die with this song insideI've been alone foreverYou show a new book to read out loudPlease, come home nowTonight we'll go with someone elseI trust you, no answersSimply wood and fireShe laid me down and whisperedAll girls want KandyCan you bring me back, ah-ahh-ahAll girls want Kandyhttps://youtu.be/8rqCUi2REDM?si=vchs8DiVVBnioNBY
>>204031085Capitalists suppress wages, making them cough up a bit doesn't.Without the NI hike they'd just pocket profit
>>204031138They will lolDidn't you learn from 2021
