>>204031066
>Not really
Yes really, sorry if this inconvenient truth disturbs you

Also on your point yesterday about sex work being criminalised by socialists, explain Venezuela :^)

love when a twink squirts whilst your fingering them

>>204031165
Make a good soup

>>204031174
Why are you replying to commiemong
He's basically a mousenonce-tier schizo

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>decide to give reddit a try
>make EXCELLENT post
>gets deleted

back to /brit/ where quality is valued

>>204031202
Sometimes he's baited into saying something legendarily stupid

young women need to realise gorging out on takeaways and trendy TikTok groid stunt food every day is not sustainable and they will turn in to a fucking whale in no time

>>204031196
I will

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baddiedem edish

>>204031207
u've been done

did some low-life dickhead just posted about reddit? ignored

I will make the superior squash soup: butternut

have you ever used /brit/ vernacular in real life? i told someone to blog on the other day and they were well impressed thought id come up with it myself

>>204031207
Reddit is terrible for discussions. It’s just good for porn and that’s not as true anymore as they’ve reigned in a lot of their perverted boards
What was the post?

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>>204030453
We've been talking, now I'm singing
What if I die with this song inside
I've been alone forever
You show a new book to read out loud
Please, come home now
Tonight we'll go with someone else
I trust you, no answers
Simply wood and fire
She laid me down and whispered
All girls want Kandy
Can you bring me back, ah-ahh-ah
All girls want Kandy
https://youtu.be/8rqCUi2REDM?si=vchs8DiVVBnioNBY

>>204031194
Make a good soup

called my solicitor and she gave a heavy sigh of frustration after hearing my voice but then the conversation went on as normal

just saw a walsh reaction sticker image in a normie discord I joined? wth

>>204031269
yh toil catberg bumwank you name it

>>204031269
started using squeakin'

>squash
Really don’t get the point if I’m honest root vegetables mog them
You’re not squanto drop the squash

Gravy’s good tonight

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>>204031207
>nicola

cannot stress enough how much improved this place is after filtering yanks. fantastic decision and i suggest you fellas do the same

>>204031316
well they taste completely different so there's that

So grateful for my comfy WFH job when it starts getting to this time of year lads

I think back to the pre-COVID days… dark when I leave the house and dark when I leave the office, freezing cold office, scraping ice off the car, sitting in traffic, grim bastards wheezing and coughing around the office spreading their germs everywhere, meal deals.

Thank God that’s all over.

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what you lot do for fun, then?!

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>>204031294
bradders*

>>204031316
Variety is the spice of life also they look nice in the garden

>>204031337
i don't really find them so offensive, it's mostly just one of them posting about huffing farts and eating poo from hermiones arsehole

>>204031324
bennies or not if my income was only 33k at 44 I'd be strongly considering ending it all

Pretty mental how all women think about sex all day all of the time but have to pretend not to because of society. They view us all as sex monkeys who live only to perform for their sexual pleasure
I'm not a monkey. I am a human being

reminder that /brit/ is an ISA general. Tax free investing me me my leeeds

a student of /brit/ology, is it

>>204031344
hiking
gigs/festivals
gym
cooking/baking
doing a bit of video editing lately
exploring little towns and villages with gfberg

>>204031338
I don’t want stringy starches
I’d rather a roasted turnip, rutabaga, or sweet potato than a squash
Keep your strings to yourself boy

>>204031344
drink and scroll instagram reels

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cop or not?

>>204031344
read and build furniture

>>204031374
what squash have you been eating that is stringy and starchy? bizarre

>>204031386
how do you read furniture

>>204031361
Luckily most people aren’t as weakminded as you else we’d have a major population crisis

>>204031207
what was you post?

Remember Nicoley Bulley?

>>204031397
Butternut squash is stringy
They’re all starchy and stringy; I’m not sure what you’re playing at

>>204031383
bugman

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>>204031294
>>204031349
lads do I ask the discorder about which server they got the bradders reaction image from or is that revealing my power level?

so many people on this board are so unintelligent

>man dies after being rescued
Well that was a load of shit

>>204031433
oh I see you're just trolling never mind

>>204031433
I am also genuinely confused
I think you just overcooked them
To each their own

Do you like zucchini?

>>204031343
There’s something depressingly kino about public transportation in the cold and dark
Makes you feel like the protagonist of some sad Scandinavian urban movie

know im about to fall asleep cos ive got a rection

>>204031445
imagine risking life and limb to rescue a man and the ungrateful cunt goes and dies

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e la sas pase aabel unlr dte is o

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>>204031441
the discorder's description, she's a girl

>>204031343
Full agree with this matey, warm and cosy at home doing the bare minimum it’s a dream

>>204031487
>she's a girl
I really doubt it

>>204031344
I’ve been thinking of getting a real hobby that I can do regularly and that I have space for
Been thinking of doing illuminated manuscripts or woodcarving

>>204031441
i've seen normies use brad images on twitter and such, it's not a /brit/ exclusive. frankly doubt we were even the first to use him like this

the latest strokin' inspiration?
red head with big veiny tits that lactate and a big forehead

Might take up electroplating in my spare time

>>204031513
How would you learn to make illuminated manuscripts? And of what?

>>204031442
the average iq on the board has skyrocketed since /eire/ went arse over tit

>>204031207
Reddit isnt merrit based plus the mods there are worse than the mods here
Like i've been saying its not a place where legitimate discussion can be had because of the upvote and downvote system it literally exists to enforce societal norms regardless of if a post is correct or not.

>>204031539
why do those dessicated corpses have clothes on? they'd have rotted away well before that

>>204031543
Blacked scenes probably

what does femoid even mean where does the oid come from

what a rubbish bloody day

saw another rat in my garden. looked into its evil black eyes. ive been killing them left and right all autumn but the war rages on.

>>204031581
enjoying your first day on 4chan so far kiddo?

>>204031581
Like a rhomboid but female

might start wearing a gilet

>>204031383
pro max is too big
big phones in general are too big

wonder if id fidget with my tits if i had any as much as i fidget with my knob
doubt id fidget with a minge too much if i had one

Haven’t been here for a while, seems the current crop of posters is different to that of a few years ago. Why aren’t we arguing about if drugs should be illegal and where are the trans jokes

>>204031581
Comes from old timey racist lingo

>>204031581
dunno but love the word foid
meant to be hateful but it's such a cute nickname it just makes me love women more
dearest foid, let's run away together

>>204031543
I met some old guy that did it at a folk festival once, but I’d just start practicing calligraphy with a quill type fountain pen. The pictures and stuff are more complicated but I have already taken art classes and can draw decently it’s just a matter of getting used to the pens and copying the imagery
I think it’s more of practice and mimicking.
Dunno probably the Bible but I might take a couple of short stories I like to practice with new subject matter

>>204031383
I usually just go for the version I like that is a few gens back because if you buy old gen phones new they are literally like 1/10th the price of the newest version.
The last few times i've bought a phone I probably paid like 200-500$ each time instead of 1k+

my parcel has left illinois

>>204031605
But I need a big phone for my multi-screen gooning seshes

>>204031605
is that what katy told you? x

The USSR proves that people will die for Israel

Russia went from being a Christian Empire to being ruled by the Jews, at least for a time, and then millions of Russians died for these Jewish conquerors

The cock and bollocks are trimmed
Feeling like a christmas turkey

>>204031627
To add to this fraktur drawings are still done, fraktur German script and documents like for weddings or births you can get and I’ve met a couple other of the artists that do that stuff and it’s basically the same as illumination

who fucking asked?

>>204031597
i do not associate with incels

>>204031634
illinoice lad

>>204031627
Yeah but the illumination part, applying gold and other metals to the paper, seems like you'd need someone to teach you or you'd fuck it up a lot.
Seems like a very fun hobby, especially if you also learn woodcarving you could make prints and illuminate them

>>204031634
What did you buy

>>204031662
Did you name yourself after that hawk tuah girl

>>204031690
do a lot of ket do you?

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>>204031581

>>204031634
International eBay order is it

>>204031711
lol

there’s some comedic genius in this thread, overwhelmingly from Brit flags and very very rarely from an Aus flag. Shame it’ll never be recognised outside of this abyss.

Might quit my job and become a /brit/ schizo

>>204031693
Yeah that’s a completely different beast but I imagine even getting good at calligraphy to the point of being able to do that stuff is so far off I’m not worried about that yet
Part of it is I want a hobby where I can make cool little things and give them to people without them being gay or unwanted. Like I’ve been thinking of carving a chess set; I already have carving tools and a little bit of experience

>>204031386
Putting together a billy bookcase is not a hobby mate

>>204031628
what do you think 1/10th means

>>204031719
*waves hand*
These aren’t the troids you’re looking for

>>204031605
it's for my sis, she watching anime on her iphone XS and it's grim. 9k in savings and she's using a 10 year old laptop with broken buttons and a 6 year old phone

The University of Cambridge is £54 million in debt

I'm not quite cognisant of how a university could come into that

>>204031696
some 4k blurays we don't have here
>>204031722
yh...

>>204031789
sounds like a her problem

>>204031789
So

>>204031773
>1/10th means
Scotland is "1/10" of the "UK"

Anyonr seen Enys men? Any good?

>>204031567
lol source?
looks like a helluva story

Why do you think so many /brit/ posters are comedic geniuses? I’ve thought the same

>>204031156
Then yeah you're proletarian.

>>204031746
i don't think you can without first becoming an alcoholic or drug addict. mousey gets pissed as soon as he wakes

>>204031840
To be the sort of person who comes to this website and stays around you have to have a sense of humour

My daughter has just booked two train journeys.

Paris to Berlin - €49.99
London to Manchester - €324.36

How does that possibly make sense?

>>204031628
What an incredible tip, thanks Martin Lewis

>>204031820
I'm browsing tech stores for her, if she's on her phone all the time it might as well be something decent. don't understand why people would live in relative squalor for regarding their hobbies. Asmongold lives like a tramp but at least his PC is updated

>>204031883
old cunt aren't you

>>204031174
Not really
Venezuela is capitalist

>>204031789
Is she fit

>>204031628
This desu
I'll be getting a 13 mini next, the new iphones are all stupidly large. But i have always bought older gen ones you don't need the brand new thing as it comes out lol.

>>204031883
from Paris to Berlin
and every disco I've been in
my heart is pumping for love

>>204031939
he said she watches anime mate what do you think

one day I will sit down for a poo and it will be the last poo I ever do
a sobering thought

>>204031343
>meal deals.
That's your own fault.
You've dramatised everything else. Turning your own home into a workplace is laughably cucked.
Also no doubt you expect everyone who makes your food, makes your car, and serves you to still go in.

"Working" from home is for lazy booj scroungers.

>>204031789
eshuta?

Rorke thinks going to the gym is a hobby

>>204031969
the last poo you ever do is when you shit yourself in my terrifying presence before I club you to death with your mum's dildo

>>204031984
awful beer glasses

>>204031963
seen some proper peng younger lasses watching anime, it's not uncommon anymore

>>204031883
>London to Manchester - €324.36
Ive done this journey many times. Even first class is about £100. Your dads an idiot, sorry

Being a redneck seems like alotta fun

>>204031343
based

>>204031952
Banger that

>>204031969
what a thought to poonder

Joe Rogan Experience #2219 - Donald Trump and four tins of cider

>>204032010
all zoomers watch anime

just learned that penguins have feathers

Just been out for a lunchtime walk and there was a fit faced woman maybe early 30s, blonde short bob, six foot+ tall, with the 'built for' bodytype if you catch my drift ie all the curves in the right spots, in a skintight mrs incredible outfit with overknee boots and heavy eyeshadow make up casually strolling around with what looked like office colleagues
Genuinely want a wank now good lord she was shaggable fuck ME she was a proper bit of crumpet

>>204031883
>London to Manchester - €324.36
Simply false

ruddy hell, it's Soft Cell

Able to shag zoomer girls since they keep throwing themselves at me but won't make the most of it now because I've never been a shagger until I developed late, age 27. I'll be 30 before I know it and regret it and be too old for any 19-21 year old girl.

>>204032093
should have followed her

>>204032093
>skintight mrs incredible outfit
this should not be allowed in public

>>204032115
>Able to shag zoomer girls
no you aren't. be quiet.

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>>204031974
Holy fuck you’re seething lol, yeah it’s not my fault that it’s impossible for some people to do their jobs sat at home all comfy like me is it?

>>204032137
Literally every single bloke on the street was checking her arse out after she went past

reached the stage where I'm buying my first guitar pedals, this shit is so expensive wtf

>>204032166
doesn't look like that at all
not nearly fat enough

>>204032115
How do you shag them lad

>>204031952
hahaha i was going to say the same

>>204032093
No creep shot pics.. gay

had nothing proper in for lunch so i did a bit of a cupboard raid
tin of sardines, bit of mayo, bit of smoked pap, bit of hot sauce, salt and pepper, couple of spring onions.
on some toast and under the grill for a bit
actually prety good

>>204032176
Yeah partially

>>204031946
Have you got small hands? 5'4 inch screen is tiny

>>204032218
I don't, that's the problem. I just became attractive, became a gymcel, got some nice long hair and went on the apps. I'll go as far as sexting but that's about it. I always make excuses or never push to meet up (my own 26 years of insecurity of being a non-shagger) even though they'd clearly never have an issue with it.

Rollover king size "Krakauer & Cheese" hotdog down the hatch

goodness me those are actually feathers i thought it was fur why the fuck do they have feathers they can't even fly

>got some nice long hair
incel freak, only trying you’ll ever shag is a fat

>>204032277
No just don't need a phone bigger than that

wish I could find some fit birds who like psychedelic jazz funk as much as I do but it seems to be an incel genre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRuX3aLaTuE

Second double coffee of the day locked and loaded, this will give me the energy I need to scrap the absolute bare minimum barrel at comfy WFH this afternoon

15 min timer has actually done in the spammers. they must be extremely upset loool

for me it's going in 2-3 times a week and wfh the rest

>>204032316
baldie haha

my cock dwarfs a 5’4 screen brutal mogging

>>204032304
pretty sure all birds have feathers, it's how their species is identified you see

to the tune of 'who let the dogs out'

where all the jobs at! ooh ooh ooh

Not a fan of Halloween

>>204032359
for me it's 5 days at home and occasionally show my face in the office

to the tune of 'rape me'

rape me

simply can’t imagine not working from home, although when AI takes my job I suppose I will have a rude awakening

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>>204032388
Love to watch spooky movies me
Just picked up loads of junk food, might watch the thing again for the 5th time or maybe I will search out a horror movie thats on hulu so I dont have to pay for anything

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>>204032380
i always thought slapping one would be a jolly nice feeling it would be like slapping a spandex arse but no it would not be as nice as i thought by the look of this your hand would go right through to their meaty underbelly

Limmy? Never funny

to the tune of 'gold on the ceiling'

gem on the 'loggie

(me whenever I see a /brit/ thread)

>>204031750
Sounds like a great idea
I'd love a gift like that

Mr Bean. Funny

>>204032439
thick bastard

>>204032276
Not really. Should have tried harder in school and got a better job like me

thinking of taking up a hobby where I become a particularly overbearing predatory gay and hang out on the underground grabbing lads arses

>>204032481
Oh great a diego copycat

>>204032481
A gay once kissed me on the tube and I did nothing

wfh is the greatest thing thats ever happened to toilers. long may it continue
*raises cup of coffee in ridiculous novelty mug whilst wearing pyjamas*
a toast, to working from home!

>>204032516
you were raped

screaming. the protoshag was showing me the guys in her DMs and it's full of lads who play guitar in small shitty punk bands. one lad from Manchester trying to act like a top shagger but looks like a runt. grim how many blokes try it on with women, never quite realised, but also an impressive amount of self confidence.

>>204032516
how long did it last

>>204032439
Penguins absolutely reek too

>>204032545
gotta be in it to win it no matter what you look like. A skill that incels never learned.

don't really like this halloween thing ill be drunk by 7 oclock i hope no kids come to the door i have no sweets i only have packets of wafer thin ham and oranges

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>>204032578

>>204032590
*tickles your wee ballbag*

>>204032590
I hope LOTS come to my door I’ve got something for those kiddies

>>204032605
Sort of respect their level of confidence and lack of shame

>>204032556
It was a peck on the cheek
I was just bemused and was getting off at the stop it happened at anyway

>>204032530
I’m literally in bed right now on my mobile, with the heating on, getting paid a full time wage. WFH and flexible working is the most based thing ever

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>>204032615

Can't wait for the little ones to knock on my door tonight and reach into my special sweet snack I hold just about waist height for them

cant say im a fan of adam's paedo gimmick

>>204032530
not sustainable this, productivity drops like a brick with no oversight of what faggots like you are doing at home as opposed to the office, wfh should only be given to special cases with kids or need to care for an elderly or something

Finally some halloween nonceposts only took until lunchtime
The most OBVIOUS nonceposting day ever and /brit/ finally woke up

>>204032617
Got too much shame myself sadly

>>204032675
>productivity drops like a brick
source?

>>204032578
right but she's showing me how grim it is, even she recognises it, not sure why but I assume trying to show me that she's keeping her time for me instead of entertaining other lads. relegated her from protogf to protoshag after this anyway because it makes her look like a whore. I used to feel insecure about chatting up girls but when I see what "competition" is like it's no wonder there are so many sad men. average man's lines are like "if ur coming here then I really wanna see you icl x" while they definitely don't have the looks to be talking like that 30 minutes in.

>>204032675
the country is already well on its way down the shitter mate, can’t expect people to chase a lost cause

Just a reminder, MI5, GCHQ, and Thames Valley Police monitor this forum

Dressing up as Freddy kruger…

The Scottish Parliament has finally abandoned the idea of trials involving sexual assault to have no juries

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£32k a year job + a host of other benefits or £300 shopping spree, which do you choose

>>204032675
this desu
I get way more done in the office than at home because I'm not distracted by this shithole or porn

>>204032093
I just went to tesco and there was a very attractive girl behind me in the queue. I had a whole basket worth of shopping and she had 3 items. I was going to offer her to go in front of me but I was worried id sperg out so I just looked in the opposite direction and scurried away asap.

>>204032747
I choose women not handling money

>>204032787
You had the right idea but not the confidence to execute it. What a shame, it’s always very charming when someone offers to let you go first.

>>204032787
She committed suicide after having to be near you

I have some set tasks I need to do in work and targets I need to meet. If I do those tasks and meet those targets my boss is happy and he’s not some gimpy little control freak who always needs to be looking over my shoulder so he gives me the freedom to do my work wherever I want.

If I need to collaborate with colleagues I will book some time in the office (or we will go to the pub or something or a coffee shop or wherever). And I sometimes go to meetings in person.

But 99% of the time I’m at home because that’s where I work best. If you can’t be trusted to work from home that’s your problem.

>>204031207
the thing that irks me about reddit is if your post isn't strongly aligned with the groupthink it will be downvoted, no matter what

it could be something as innocuous as liking a movie that reddit doesn't like. it could be some personal preference. any type of shit like that

I live in a third floor flat, no trick or treat bullshit for me deee lats

>>204032827
If it had been an ugly person id have let them with no hesitation. Unless it was an old person, they are retired and like to take their time and chat which is fine but im not waiting behind that.

>>204032871
doubtful. she had blueberries. nobody would spend 2 quid on berries and kill themselves without eating first.

>>204032917
Live in the countryside and never knew it even happened

lots of cuties running about tonight

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>Pregnant bride-to-be left heartbroken after her fiancé dies in a car crash on their wedding day - as his groomsman pleads guilty to careless driving

>>204032747
didn't even use it in a cool way, just got some takeaway slop and bought some Chinese tat off amazon

Mohammad Rashid has been spared a prison sentence for killing 36-year-old James Risk in a hit-and-run in March 2022

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>>204031383
why the fuck would you pay basically full price for a last generation iphone? how does that make sense?

you can buy a NEW current gen iphone, get it on a 0% APR payment plan so you pay a small monthly fee every month, AND sell it for more money after a few years. buying new iphones is an insanely good deal

neighbour induced schizophrenia

>>204032982
nun he could do bout it

>>204032920
You have good humour and are presumably polite, I think you’d quite easily have a good looking gf were there not millions of third worlders in the country who are taking those women from the natives they were supposed to be with.

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>>204032982

>>204032982
I guess you could say it was worth the risk

>>204033019
its over

get a few women desiring me but not enough or as much as I'd like, any attempt to ignore my own insecurity is just cope. I need more.

>>204033019
wish they didn't crop her out

>>204032982
>>204033019
SCOTCH justice
This happened in SCOTCHland

>>204032982
>>204033019
Speeding, and he drove away from the scene too
Utterly reprehensible sentencing, disgraceful really

>>204032982
Why are cars the best murder weapon, you can kill people and get a driving ban and that's it

this time last week i was dating two (2) women and just 7 days later i am dating zero (0) women

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why does georgia use a modified st george's cross as a flag? is there some connection there

>>204032698
how about western economies tanking/slowing since covid for one, and some union led strikes happening because companies are forcing people to go back to the office. there is absolutely no reason not to force people back to the office now that covid is over, if anything companies have been way too slow getting people back, shouldve been done 2 years ago

>>204033094
did they find out

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*knock knock*
*you open the door*
>Trick or treat! Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat!

What’s your next move?

>>204033095
Yeah
Same with Genoa

Large jungle man swinging his giant jumanji jizz lobber around straight in my poor mother's face

Chicken and chips sounds nice to me right now. 4x lush maybe?

>>204033112
The only good thing about yankified halloween coming to the UK is all the peng girls 18-21 dressing up in incredibly slutty outfits

>>204033112
id smell her arsehole instead

apple has a dns title user
are public saddle lanes east sails seen or lost
easy landing was past label unit date issues only
(felix picnic hall pays luxury)

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>duuhhh what link between georgia and george???

>>204033144
>18

>>204033112
ask why a grown ass woman is going around trick or treating alone, then start judging the authenticity of her outfit

>>204033144
>18

sluttoid gang yeah yeah

>Wow, the IMF is backing Labour’s Budget.
>That’s significant because it hasn’t had anything good to say about the UK for ages
deep state bros we won

quite chillean this afternoon, hope everyone is warm and comfy x

love this song, exactly how I feel. anyone else (shaggers only) know the feeling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THDc2MAMwok

>>204033157
Kekkk

Incel thread eww

>>204033191
the Impossible Mission Force? Woah....

>>204033007
Thanks, I do have good humour and am polite. I'm also very racist and wouldnt go near any woman who isn't racist against the turd worlders. It annoys me more that I cant get decent work or wages because the wogs do it for fuck all and undercut my labour.

Halloween tip.
If 2 little kids turn up at your door don’t give them anything, thinking it’s a nice gesture and it’s just the neighbours kids from 2 doors down. If you do give them a fiver, you’ll then watch as they stand outside texting all their mates about it. Next thing you’ll have the entire fucking Cleveleys estate banging on your door for the rest of your evening, while you hide in the hallway for three hours with all the lights switched off.

might hand in my notice today
might hand it in tomorrow

Think I have IBS lads
Shit is all crumbly and soft and my belly hurts leading up to them. Which appears to be stomach inflammation. Eat an ok diet
What should I do /brit/? I’m not giving up coffee or beer

can i plz do a poo lads. i need to go to the toilet

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>>204033081
In America around 93% of violent car crashes are caused by blacks, drunks, teens and the elderly. I think drivers ed should be brought back, longer sentences for dui and taking away licenses at 70 is the answer

>gymcel
>handsome
>8x6
>mentalcel
hoping I can shag a fit 18 year old before I reach 30, I have a few years left

>>204033266
Chug gaviscon

>>204033218
Me too mate, luckily found myself a racist gf and very happy with that

>>204033285
what is mentalcel

Glad this government is finally healing the nation

>>204033193
im sat here in a tshirt. its roasting

>>204033157
well it turns out you are wrong. fucking retard

Georgia is named after George I of Georgia, the son of the guy that unified various kingdoms into the georgian state

>>204033380
what post? I don't see any post like that

>>204033380
It was a joke about car crashes and elderly people. Stop being a pussy.

>>204033334
my looks aren't an issue and it's probably a combination of various mental issues like depression and just being an insecure anxious runt

>>204033409
Whos he named after

>>204033252
who the fuck gives cash to kids on halloween
is that what people do now?

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Just can’t beat a Yorkshire Tea lads x

>>204033425
Sugar tax and inflation made it cheaper to give them money instead of fruitsalads and black jacks

sick to bastard death of it all

>>204033438
May I have a Yorkshire gf please

>>204033411
Oops, yeah I can’t see it anymore either for some reason!

>>204033419
just a good name i think. good strong name

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>>204033438
Dont drink their swill myself

EW will be logging in shortly x

When is my gigamelty going to start?

>>204033438
me gurgling just beneath the surface

are you familiar with the phrase monkey business

>>204033479
I was joking and it was on the previous post. What's his deal

>>204033486
'Ee 'appen us Yorkshire lads love what they said like
We'll have a cuppa then a piping-hot Bovril chaser as 'eck like

>>204033438
state of that counter top, does no one clean up after themselves here?

>>204033318
Lucky man. You have my respect.

>>204033549
That's marbling

>>204033191
Leftypol suddenly a massive fan of the IMF and other institutions of the American neoliberal world order

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>EW will be logging in shortly x

>>204033593
He always was

>>204033595
that's rough. feel bad for the fella

>>204033595
Not nice to make fun of retards mate, you of all people should know that

>>204033595
/brit/ is a hate free zone. kindly delete this post

might move to blackpool

>>204033534
yea I've heard of it

>>204033595
Leave retards/trannies alone!!!
t. Simpcord

>>204032468
Not really since anyone whose job is important has to actually be on site lol
WFH will be banned in communism

>Georgia is named after George I of Georgia
lmao

>>204033595
Which party do I vote to get a bullet in the head of these people

>>204033716
whats funny about that

>>204031904
Cope

"Working from Home"
>turns your home into a workplace
>overwhelmingly benefits petit bourgeois scrotes, consultants and managers
>reduces socialisation
>promotes laziness
>reduces chances to learn from others
The choice is clear.

>>204032468
I did shit at school and wfh now

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>>204033750
blog on you boring bastard

>>204033740
Not really
So
How so
https://www.foxnews.com/world/what-socialism-private-sector-still-dominates-venezuelan-economy-despite-chavez-crusade