Saint Alphonsus Rodríguez edition
What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had? What were the circumstances?
sussy
just got this book might read it not sure yet
Been making AI videos of my ex that I broke up with 19 years agoI make her smile and say 'I love you'
god this guy was such a fucking faggot in her I'm glad he was cucked and his ai gf left him
>>204033783used to have some really good ones in an ex gf almost 10 years ago now. The sort of ones where you seize up and see stars. Not all fannies are made equally is something I’ve learnt throughout my life.
>>204033783First time I took a cock up the arse probably
>>204033791>>204033813You don't have to post every 30 seconds especially if you have nothing on topic to say
"Working from Home">turns your home into a workplace>overwhelmingly benefits petit bourgeois scrotes, consultants and managers>reduces socialisation>promotes laziness>reduces chances to learn from others>Creates isolation and apathy>no division between private space and workplaceThe choice is clear.
Would you rather eat out a pussy from behind or in front?
>>204033825>Not all fannies are made equallyso, so truebest fanny I've ever shagged was on a pretty funny looking lass and I was very tempted to stay with her just for that
Windu, Yoda, Palpatine, Dooku, Obi-Wan, and Anakin are the top tier swordsmen of the movies.The second tier is Kit Fisto, Darth Maul, and General Grievous.The third tier is Ki-adi Mundi, Saese Tin, and Plo Koon.
>>204033856and yet here I am comfy at home and not a 40 minute drive away each way expecting to get home when it’s pitch black at 6.
>>204033849I find it funny to imagine you sitting in silence reading over the posts on /brit/ like they are some type of holy text 90% of posts here are talking about poo or taking a cock up the arse, maybe you should try posting faster
>>204033856I agree but it is what it is
"Working from Home">turns your home into a workplace>overwhelmingly benefits petit bourgeois scrotes, consultants and managers>reduces socialisation>promotes laziness>reduces chances to learn from others>Creates isolation and apathy>no division between private space and workplace> >receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"The choice is clear.
made several hundred pounds trading in the old isa today de lads
>>204033825Always feel cumming inside a woman is not as good as I’d expect, it’s satisfying but the vagina gets really slick with all of the semen and stuff and the little bit of friction disappears completely so your last few strokes aren’t that goodLike I expect the semen to shoot down into another space instead it sort of pools around where your cock is
>>204033865um
wizard from home
>>204033856unless you are an employer, it makes absolutely zero sense to advocate against the single most employee-friendly policy in the history of workit has turned most jobs into part time jobs that operate basically like a form of welfare for educated people
>>204033923Wrong board
Fucked it Alright time to log off
>>204033856You really are a resentful little bitch aren't youBursting with oestrogen Hilarious that you think you could participate in a violent revolution and not be immediately heemed by the nearest gymgoing Tarq
>>204033865would absolutely rim that cum filled arse
wtf the nut is about to drip onto the floor!!!!!
>>204033783one of the earlier shags with my current gf, she literally sucked my cock off to completion and let me cum straight into her mouth and throat without breaking suction. Genuinely thought I was gonna have a cardiac arrest.
>>204033976Why are gay freaks like this
was asleep just then
>>204033976That’s not sanitary laddo
bit less of the gf and sex talk yeah?some of us are dealing with breakups rn
just woke up
>>204033957stay poor
My commute is up to 1h30 to go in
>>204033941Commiemong's ideology forces him to forgo any possible improvements to his own life because they might tempt him to give up commiemongismSo he literally chooses to stay in a job that he hates for shite pay
wfh faggots i say this to you, how much power do you really have if your position aint important enough to have you on sight as a requirement? not much I'd say, and ive seen some companies cancelling wfh to clean house because these freaks think 2 years working from home is too long go back to the office from. if anything itd be easier to let you go cos all your shit is at home already
>>204033923elaborate
>>204034051so many young people choose their career because of ideology they were memed into believing in their university years it's actually insane I've met countless people who have ruined their lives just to be part of a club in uni
lads...
Live your life in the north
Looking forward to it getting dark later and all those kids coming to knock on my door, looking for a surprise
>>204034002Does she still suck you off lmao
>>204034056Well I've been WFH for almost 5 years and there is zero sign of that stopping so... seethe on my friend, seethe on!
WFH today (wanking from home)
this fella looks like a racist caricature of an englishman
>>204034078why is this leftypol's utopian vision of the future?
>>204034081:|
>>204034078>north>sign says midlands
Today is Halloweeen.
>>204034072shorted the pound and big tech
>>204034078I live in the proper north (Northumberland) so I don't see shit like this
Toil office is proudly getting rid of coffee stirrers and replacing them with reusable spoonsWoke gone mad
>>204033834would have given her a thorough spanking for that
Anything to say 4channers? Or do we sweep this one under the carpet?
>>204034109North of watford gap
>>204034056There's an element of truth here, but it doesn't matter, because the overwhelming majority of people see work as a means to live only and care not for much more beyond what it can give them, so they are probably happy to bumble around earning lower in return for lack of responsibility and more freedomCareer driven people meanwhile are free to go in and try and scale the greasy pole
>>204034115can't be fucked with answering the door every 5 minutes and giving out sweetsgoing to drive my car to the supermarket carpark and watch netflix on my phone for 3 hours
>>204034117Why's big tech down?
>>204034082Not as much as I would like
>>204034109midlands are in the north
>>204034131Seen you hanging around public toilets in Alnwick
>>204034081
WFH turned my brain into sludgeStill isRemarkable how little work I do
>>204034142>>204034179least mentally ill southern poofters
>>204034134Remember seeing the old bank I used to do my banking at and they had just been merged with another bankThat new company promptly wheeled out their coffee machine
>>204034168what’s your address mate? Just for educational purposes
>>20403414131 me
>>204034117sounds good but i dont have a good enough understanding of markets and such to do this
>>204034081Might go on a slow drive around town later, get a look at all of the uni sluts on their way to house parties
going to Guangzhou to fuck some Chinese cuties
Jay Dyer was making fun of Richard Dawkins and Jordan Peterson yesterday.
>>204034219Got the dash cam on?
>>204034141couldnt have been me since i am not nor have ever been what one might describe as "of medium build"!
>>204034219get in lad
>>204034228You mean Canton mate
>>204034219was thinking about getting one of those 4K cameras and going and filming drunk slags around town and putting it on youtubethose videos get likes 200 million views from horny indians
leftypol carving a hole in the bottom of the sweet bowl
how come every time the BBC (and most other media for that matter) run a story about "ordinary people" said ordinary people turn out to be absolute freaks on slightly closer scrutinyare freaks so common now? or is there some special selection process at the BBC that leads to this?
>>204034294I heard the person that does that is a woman
>>204034208>The UK patient had recently been on holiday in at least one of the affected countries in Africa and began to feel sick 24 hours after flying home.Are poofs really going on holidays in Africa and shagging locals? Are they retarded?
bitches be shopping
>>204034245He did impressions of them and it was funny.
The fact that slutty PVC clothing is now perfectly acceptable as a halloween outfit for women is probably one of the best things that has ever happened
>>204034314That would make sense actually, no one would suspect herSmart lady, wonder if she's fit herself
Qui-Gon was not very powerful compared to Yoda or Mace Windu, but he had greater wisdom.
>>204034326*getting shagged by locals and you're saying that as if women aren't doing the same thing
any banter going de ladas
leftypol sticking his nob through the letterbox as kids walk by
>>204034344That will be your daughter bending over for the cronem one day
>>204033825Dis nigga seeing stars when he nut just like he is Tom the Cat being hit by Jerry the Mouse with a mallet
leftypol wearing a ghost costume with nothing on underneath
>>204034377Well they aren't so
>>204034397if I ever have a daughter she's never having access to the internet
>>204034397She'll be bending over for me actually
>>204034395deer mouse
is anyone else getting this thing where youtube starts skipping videos in a playlist after 5 seconds
>>204034395Lovely little chap
>>204034373janny ban this cunt already
wonder how mouselegend is getting on
>>204034395janny ban this cunt already
the ex did a BSc, MSc, and then a PhD. she broke up with me halfway through her PhD because I "had no ambition"her LinkedIn shows her post-PhD career as 4 months as a technician in some lab, 6 months as a technician in another lab, followed by "Waitress" since August 2023 until present
>>204034422Maybe don't have kids
>>204034377You need to quit porn immediately
fucking kids will be home from school soon and start knocking on my doorcba
>>204034489
>>204034420Your wife will groom her into being an Africans prostitute whomenhe pimps out for less than a packet of crisps
>>204034469i can post miceone might say i have a right to
>>204034506I'm not going to marry irish diaspora
Don't really understand why some people are so miserable about Halloween
>>204034502>fucking kidsum
>>204034489>Woman falls for the education memeMany such cases
Palpatine believed that Dooku was a slightly better swordsman than him, but not as strong in the Force.
>>204034502trick or treating doesnt start until 6:30 earliest
>>204034533because it's a yank traditionnothing to do with the UK
>>204034174bad earnings, hype from AI not paying off, elections and geopolitical uncertainty all this is handwavey of course. The price just is what it is. You can try and explain it post hoc some of the time, it's not always clear though
>>204034502>fucking kids
>>204034548they start about 4pm where I live
>>204034547How do you know
>>204034529>Irish diaspora The last time I checked it was English people who went to a near virgin continent and immediately begun filling it with African men
>>204034533Many people in this country are in a permanent state of hateful miseryI have yet to see anyone with this condition recover from it
>>204034216"trading" is degenerate just invest a bit in a broad index every month. Check the popular Vanguard ETFs
>>204034554>"It's a yank tradition"It's for kids mateGet a clue you miserable sod
>>204034575english people are irish diaspora
>>204034554Wrong
>>204034582how much do you earn and how much do you put away every month?I make £87k but I am not hugely financially literate so it just goes into my savings account and I top up my ISA a bit every year but that's it in terms of investments
>>204034489Think my ex had this impression of me but it wasn’t really true she just didn’t really understand what I did and I got a higher paying job like a week after we broke up by chance
>>204034613I know that hallows eve is a pagan nonsense but going round asking for sweets is a yank thing
>>204034489means she's on the OF lad x
>>204034582piss off, don't give a fuck if something is 'degenerate' if it could make me money
Dooku was expecting another easy victory when he prepared to fight Anakin and Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith.He was shocked at how much Anakin's skills had improved since their duel on Geonosis.
>>204034626Unironically see a financial advisor. Could be the difference between retiring at 60 or 68
>>204034489linkedin is so humiliatingglad i got rid of it
>>204034635Its a christian thing. Calling it a yank thing is like calling Christmas a yank thing. Its been commercialised beyond all recognition by yanks I'll admit that
>>204034635>pagan nonsenseWait till you learn all languages are pagan nonsense too
have lived at my current place since 2015 and no kids ever knocked on my door trick or treatingmaybe Muslims don't do it (65% Muslim area by last census, probably more now)
>>204034719Even esperanto?
>>204034078 the perfect image of modern britain
>>204034650odd response
routinely astonished by how ugly I am
>>204034731>65% Muslim area by last census, probably more nowHow’s this working out for you?
>>204034626>I make £87k but I am not hugely financially literatewhat the fuck mate? sort it out. See a professional, as the other anon said
>>204034747>Modern Britain I don't see Katy or the cronem
>>204034731>65% Muslim areavery grim, do you pakistani men walking down the streets hand in hand with 12 year old white brits?
>>204034731Jay Dyer has heemed Muslims in debates.
>>204034716only if you're doing badlyfor me it's a great platform
watching black on blondes
Remember when I was in year 3 I got my cock out in the cloakroom in front of all the girls and windmilled it around to get a reaction out of them and then all of the female teachers cornered me to tell me off and said things like 'do you think that is appropriate? would you like to take it out for us now? no you wouldn't would you' and I think that's had an impact on what makes me horny these days
Have you ever watched Uzumaki
>>204033966I'm high test.Working from home is very feminine judging by who does it where I work.Tarqs will be turned into paste.
>>204034754saved up and just bought a house elsewheremoving next week
Just found out that Korea has enacted TND
>whiteOnly Eastern Europeans on spastics use this term to describe themselves here
should I send her a desperate text
odds I shave my hair offevens I dye it blonde
>>204034825>Working from home is very feminine judging by who does it where I work.What do you do?
>>204034489Ok mate thanks for the update
>>204034777is it common for autismos to throw out non sequiturs like this?
>>204034810haha i did that a few times but i was 5 not 3didnt understand what the problem was
>>204034810Sounds like an incident in the youth of a serial killer
>>204034810should have taken it out again for everyone as requested
Chì Mi Na Mòrbheanna
>>204034825virgins aren't high-test
Im white
>>204034862Yes but catyank is based
>>204034825Odd, why are you replying if you're not currently at home?They give you breaks every 30 minutes at the electroplating "plant"?
might get the new call of duty lads
>>204034877arrest this man
>>204034774You just reminded me of that awful video of the big black man leading that little girl away before a brave lady intervenes and then the girl is in floods of tears scared shitless about what was about to happen to her had the lady not been there
>>204033941>employee-friendly policy in the history of workDon't be absurd.Like I said, people whose jobs matters have to still be on site. You can't operate CNC machines at home or drive a lorry.People whose "job" consists of sending a few emails and having a few corporatespeak meetings can do one.
>>204034877Bit racist
I'm a minimum wage moped delivery driver
complimented a girl's hair in her story and now she's just said thanks but told me she just changed her hair, then sent two pics in the chat of her with her new hair while wearing a top with her chebs deliberately out I'd guess, not really sure what I'm supposed to say or if she meant to make chebs the focus of these images tbqh
>>204034873No you don't
you're from poland
Jay also pwned a "Messianic Jew". They say that they believe in Jesus but they mix it with Judaizing and Kabbalistic heresies.
>>204034810>got my cock out in the cloakroom in front of all the girls and windmilled it around to get a reaction out of them
>>204034922wasn’t that funny
>>204034910I'm from sainsburys
>>204034931Sorry Miss
Remembering when I was in Year 7 and some paki got his cock out under the desk in Maths and told me to look down and I did
>>204033941>the single most employee-friendly policy in the history of work5 day week? Pensions? Holidays? 8 hour work day? Minimum wage? No working from home must ve the MOST employee friendly policy in the history of work
>>204034905how deliberate
do you think that is appropriate? would you like to take your bradley out for us now? no you wouldn't would you
>>204034914yeah?
>>204034489kek
>>204034905Very gently tease her on something to do with the picture (not the chebs)
>>204034978You were sexually assaulted. Im sorry.
>>204035013Tell me something I don't know
Communist scum are enemies of the nation, and should be DEALT WITH.
>>204034983Yes, quite simply
>>204034885I wouldn't say that
fuck it, i've decided tonight is the night i will the lottery, that 80 million euromillions is MINE and when I win i will buy all of you lads a 4chan pass so you can shitpost at lightening speed
Kit Fisto
I'm a tarq and I used to play backgammon again a chinese fella from the north of china where they are quite tall and strong. he would put his hand under the desk and crush my cock and balls in his palm whilst remaining completely neutral facially.
>>204034489*king charles voice* and what do you do?
Remember some lad two or three years below getting suspended for having a wank in latin
>>204034825>Tarqs will be turned into paste.Dunno what you mean by that
>>204034897That second group are still considered workers even if they aren't in heavy industry or whatever autism you consider to be "real work"
>>204034986just two selfies reaching forwards and looking down at her slightly whilst wearing a normal looking tank top, making sure her hair is either side of the chebs showing the cleavage. reckon they must have been the focus because this girl never sends me any pictures first like that so not sure if she just wants more compliments about her hair.
Gangs of New York was based on real gang conflicts. There were even political parties dedicated to anti-immigration policy (The Native American Party who became The Know Nothings).But the fighting wasn't Protestants vs Catholics. It was Humans vs Irish.
>>204035035Mad how commies are literally just dysgenic freaks
>>204035037So if you had to pick one from all of those things it would be that?
>>204034978corr was it thick and brown
>>204035065What's 'wank' in latin?
>>204035108Nah it was remarkably small actually.
If I won £80m on euromillions I'd probably book a very nice hotel suite in London, seek out a few bags of cocaine, get a few bottles of champagne on room service, and then call the most expensive high class call girl agency in town and tell them to send five of them round to try and pleasure my shrivelled coke dick
>>204035123Seen a lot of paki cocks to compare with have you
>>204035102YepThankfully I don't have to choose :)
>>204035133used to have a pet rabbit, he used to poo in the house leaving little shit balls everywhere
>>204035093maybe now try to compliment her appearance as a whole
>>204035115masturbor
>>204035098Know Nothings were based. Nativist riots got pretty violent here and if it wasn’t for the national guard it would’ve become ethnic massacres against Irish in a few cities
>>204035115EtymologyUncertain. Traditionally suggested to be a compound of manus (“hand”) + turbāre (“to unsettle, throw in to disorder”), or a deformed compound of manus (“hand”) + stuprāre (“to defile (the self)”), from stuprum, with influence from turbāre. In that case the vowel a would be expected to be long and nasalized, via /mans.t-/, as in mōnstrum. Some suggest the first part to be an unattested meaning of mās (“the male”) as “penis” (see de Vaan).
>>204035147Stupid prick, you can look at something and go "That's small"Don't have to see every dog to know chihuahua's are small dogs do you
>>204035156can you describe any morewhat did it feel like?(the rabbit not the poo)how could you tell when it was happy?(the rabbit not the poo)
Why did they make it look like rabbit shit
About to throw my penis in to disorder
>>204035140this is why you're working classas a lower-middle class type I'd buy a cube of solid gold
>>204035164avoid talking about the chebs though right? not sure how to compliment to ensure a reply when I'm looking for one and not just a general thanks
>>204035214And stick it up your bum
>>204035207honestly rabbits are shit pets, they're not like dogs they don't have affection they just sort of ignore you, they don't jump up for a cuddle or whatever.
>>204035282Mine does
>>204035282gooddon't want some filthy disease ridden animal in my face
>>204035058I'm a welder, Your Majesty.
Life is better with a new uploaf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVTTZJeTvS8
>>204035282
>>204035308lets see it?
>>204035211grow up
evens: lift after workodds: run after workzero: pint after work
>>204035282All pets are shit pets. Keeping animals for leisure is the behaviour of petit bourgeois vermin.
Trying to read and some cunt is banging nails into his house at 9am so now I'm here
>>204035368shut up you virgin freak
>>2040353641 - 9 ur gay
>>204035371perfectly healthy DIY hours
>>204035368>Keeping animals for leisure is the behaviour of petit bourgeois vermin.ah yes homeless men are now "bourgeois"
Communists hate petsInteresting
>>204035322lol done her then
very aggo thread today
>>204035324mental how he gets to just eat drink and be merry on our tax money because he smells a bit funny some days
can feel the nap brewing
*enters thread completely naked*
>>204035410very gay thread because you're here
>>204035407Commiemong has been presented plenty of evidence of pets owned by communist leaders but he just ignores it
>>204035426>>204035427
just so fucking nervous all the time i hate it, maybe i need to cut back on the spliffs
>>204035242yeah unless you're the type of handsome guy that makes women ovulate by cocking your eyebrow you will probably have to more delicately make your way to saying nice tits by starting out by saying she looks good or something. I've only ever had sex by accident from women who are mentally ill, hence them initiating it so I'm not an expert. but maybe if she is showing her tits then you can just keep the conversation going forward even if she just says thanks.
>>204035416he bought British crisps. He contributing the the British economy
>>204035416Quite based reallyDon't mind scroungers as much if they're jolly, makes me feel like my money is appreciated at least
>be me>doing a phonepost>get a warning>it's for some chud shit on /lit/ posted a week agoFaggot jannies need to learn that dynamic IPs exist, warnings and bans are pointless.
>>204035446maybe you have good reason to be nervous
>>204035322*king charles voice*one must be on 10x one's exes wagesreminds one of one's ex only she's dead the dirty slag
>>204035473he saw a naked man
>>204035460>In 1989, Walkers was acquired by PepsiCo, owners of US snack brand Frito-Lay.Probably pay £5 and 2 free packets of crisps in tax every year
>>204035407he hates animals. talks about hurting themalso talks about inflicting violence on many people too.typical bitter incel angry at the world
What political system is best for the betterment and encouragement of small businesses?The pure capitalist perspective views small businesses as inefficient, low-growth rivals to huge conglomerate billion dollar industries who prefer monopolies, absorbing the competition and are beholden to shareholders and the markets The socialist and communist perspective tends to regard small businesses as the petty bourgeoisie, kulaks, who are still capitalists who exploit their workers and should be owned collectively.If you don't want to be taken over by big business or big government who has your back?
>king charlesmental that that's a thing
>>204035446
is the man who said he tried to kill himself with a knife after being in the army still here?
Why is the greentext orange?
>>204035515It would be the capitalism we had before ww2.
Might watch a few spooky movies tonight x
>>204035499not what I ordered is it
>>204035540They just sold 4chan to reddit
>>204035528he just copied and pasted that from reddit
>>204035587oh one of those. sad!
>>204035466Deffo worse people out there spending it on worse things
>Plans to ban smartphones in schools have been dropped after the government refused to support a change in the law,
ok fuck starting to miss her again and can feel a message to her brewingneed to distract myself quick and reading Harry Potter isn’t helping
Just watched one of those violent american noncehunter videos and the alledged nonce gets knocked out with a pumpkin lmaoThink our lads do the verbal humiliation a million times better but the yanks literally just kick the shit out of these people in public
>>204035668
>>204035668you have to be 18 to post here
>>204035608yh sorry matey on the other hand since reddit has accounts maybe you could message him directly NotAzakanAtAll
>>204035681Did they add silly sound effects
>>204035668*yawns loudly in your face*
spiderberg has caught dozens of flies he's just scranning them one after the other fat bastard
>>204035688are those jojo poses
>>204035681Corr gies a link
>>204035681>the yanks literally just kick the shit out of these people in publicas they should
>>204035756...yh
this would’ve been our fifth Halloween together
Any Photon man in
decided to try one of those "Four Loko" canspretty grim alkie bait
>>204035784old newsno one cares about jojo any more
Cold here lads but not turning the heating on until tomorrow cos it's the 1st of a new month
>>204035688sex
>>204035681someone posted it when it came out
I don't mean to alarm anyone but there appears to be a bony skeleton in the corner of my screen
Immigration took off around the English speaking world in the 90s as the 90s was the decade of mass commercialisation of cheap flights becoming available to the developing world for the first time in History - which coincided with the first tech/innovation and financial services boom which needed bodies - regardless of who was in power.It rose in, Australia, USA, Canada etc.Open and barrier free immigration is the ultimate form of supply side reform - unleashing supply into the economy for business. The same supply side reform Farage and Truss have been proposing.This is why Farage lobbied for and called Truss' budget "the best Conservative budget since 1986" and campaigned for it endlessly with Tice and Habib. Even though her budget included raising immigration beyond even current levels to fund the corp and cgt etc tax cuts he's been desperate for.
screaming
>>204035837haha yea *walks off and talks to someone else*
Why do women struggle with accountability so much?Gfberg had a driving risk assessment for work and when she told me about it she had an excuse for literally every single thing the instructor flagged her up on and got really annoyed about itJust take it on the fucking chin, it's not that deep
>>204035796One of the worst things I’ve ever had. Artificial sweeteners, artificial fruit tastes, and then that malted flavor Does UK four loko still have caffeine?
>>204035853maybe your gf is just a cunt mate
>>204035867>>204035867>>204035867>>204035867
>>204035837Your analysis is lacking
>>204035853don't lump us all into one x
>>204035842you look lovely today ash
>>204035796For me it's Dragon Soop
did a poo
>>204035823this isn’t right
>>204035842Hoping to get that cheddar from a spot stealton
>>204035035>enemies of the nationBritish values are bad.
>>204035515Small businesses are tyrannical incompetent yokels.
