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American gfs edition
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first all hallows eve
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>>204035867
Fuck off you have your own brown in your country. Leave our browns alone.
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Minister caught in disgusting defecation outburst
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post your favourite skellies
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>>204035853
There’s something to do with the female psyche and stuff. I think it’s because female social hierarchy is much less fluid than men’s and admitting fault causing them to lose face and they can’t handle it unless literally forced to admit it and then they break down
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>>204035856
just checked the can and it doesn't mention caffeine
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>>204035916
FOY
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>>204035916
Fit pajeetas are one in 10000 if that, most are smelly and have beards
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*does the monster mash*
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someone here is crying about their lost girlfriend. yeah well spare of thought for those of us who cannot even indulge in the memories of past loves.
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>>204035991
Better to have never loved at all, than to have loved and lost, as the saying goes...
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>>204035904
>basically build to be cuddled
>can shred you in half in under a second
what did jhwh mean by this?
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>>204035991
nothing gained nothing lost
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boo!
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A spade by any other name would smell as sweet
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gfberg off on a hen do to maga until sunday so fifa and beer weekend for me de lads
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>>204035867
I am going to therapy because I got angry at myself and tried to stab myself in the leg and got a vein. Rip I wasn't put into a asylum atleast
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>>204035991
true. it would be better to experience love and lose it instead of dying with a cold unloved heart
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>>204036016
Nah disagree can’t imagine wanking without sex memories to choose from in the wankbank
also breakups get easier the more you do experienced them
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has technology made your life happy?
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>>204036066
yeah mate that codes never gonna be written you schizo fuck. you're gonna be in a padded cell, the the 'therapy' is just a ruse
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Anyone else getting the captchas where you have to film yourself twerking for 10 seconds? What is hiromoot playing at?
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First time I've checked /brit/ today despite mindlessly browsing the web all day, mad that isn't it?

Anyway, you're all fucking GAY
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>>204036117
I was sad and I was looking at people on Instagram so i stabbed myself in the leg
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Throw moo deng onto a bonfire
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>>204036153
why
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>>204036109
Cat firmly stuck to that rod and chair by superglue
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>>204036062
i look like this and do this to receive fish
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>on spastics
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for me? right now?
its time to suck a covfefe
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>>204036153
actual retard
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another day another cum
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>>204036221
Just the one?
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just remembered how arsed up everything is in my life
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>>204036230
2 so far. Maybe i'll bash a third out
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Doe-eyed Italian-Amerian gf
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>>204036171
Because I never had anything great my childhood was filled with abuse and I spent my teen years working 45 hours weeks so I never got to have fun in my teen years. I feel like everyone else had a good childhood and I never got that
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>>204036266
could heem this roastie in a fight
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>>204036268
Well thr obvious reaction is to stab yourself in the leg. Glad we cleared that up
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not sure if i could heem anyone desu
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>>204036268
okay but what will stabbing yourself in the leg do about it
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>>204036290
Thoughts on hitting women?
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Anger God and face the consequences, simple as
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Are all the runts off school or something
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>>204036266
Bit of a plain jane
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>>204036268
you're right about your life. next time aim for the neck and wrists.
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>>204036268
You don’t know anything about other people’s lives especially not judging off of social media
God I hate your sort the type of person who thinks they are the only person to have suffered; everyone else has had it good and normal you’re so self-obsessed and clueless
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>>204036318
Bloody hell that's a bit steep, isn't it?
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>>204036340
funny you should say that because it is currently half-term
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>>204036341
plainly gorgeous
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Mad how whites are so obviously superior to everyone else but you cant say it out loud anywhere but its constantly passing through the subconscious of everyone
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>>204036318
What did the Hoys do to God
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>>204036373
The Lord has no time for these arseholes
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>>204036393
If you hadnt told us she was a mutt maybe i'd find her half attractive
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Who put Bella in the Wych Elm?
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just judged a book by it's cover
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cor £4k pay rise there and maybe more to come at the end of the year
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>>204036470
gayboy
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>>204036486
the smart thing to do
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>>204036441
Riding the two wheeled satan cycle is an affront to our lord
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>>204036429
That’s why the brown people act so mentally ill it does a number on them
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not fucking feeling good lads i fucking miss her and i've run out of ways to distract myself
just can't comprehend the fact she isn't going to walk through the door again
im here all alone with no end in sight nothing to look forward to
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>>204036486
What a mistake to make!
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>>204036429
even leftists secretly/subconsciously think so, considering the different standards they hold minorities to.
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>>204036524
I know it's hard to take, but her mind has been made up
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>>204036351
I don't think most people have memories of their parents cheating on each other or having their dad or mom beat them for no reason
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>>204036524
'cide on the cards?
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>>204036524
>i've run out of ways to distract myself
How about do some work you feckless cunt
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>>204036486
hard to tell if this was wise or not
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>>204036568
i have a made up job that is wfh anyway so that doesn't distract me
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>>204036524
No one to blame but yourself
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the younger the better
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just put a nigger in the oven for 20 minutes at 200c
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>>204036597
based baby carrot enjoyer
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>>204036601
how can you tell when he's done?
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Should I catch this train lads?
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>>204036590
shut the fuck up cunt
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Me? I'm married with a kid and a mortgage.

How did I end up here? Heh, been asking myself that same question every day.

*puts chupa chup lolly back in my mouth*
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>>204036486
In arabic the idiom is like "always judge a book by its cover"
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>>204036597
me on fifa when deciding whether to buy the 35 year old veteran defender ot take a punt on the Youth Academy rising star
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>>204036662
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reading young zoomer girl's wattpad stories to manipulate them better
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reckon nonce hunters ever get the wrong guy?
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Ready to die
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every time my phone goes i think its gonna be her but its just sky news or something
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>>204036687
all men are nonce's deep down so no
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proper hardmen the Irish are
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>>204036629
they do the same at Christmas in my hometown, changing the sign to "Barnsleigh"
Took me about two weeks to realise it was a pun and not some spastic spelling it wrong
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Got to write instructions for how to make a cup of tea for my next uni assignment and I have to do a risk assessment for it too
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>>204036629
Aha what are they like x *jfs and mongs get lost and delayed *
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>>204036021
>t. hedgehog
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>>204036696
shut up you whiny cunt
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>>204036510
aye, chariot of iron (bru) as it were
YHWH hates them
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>>204036696
when do you think you'll stop talking about this? its been several weeks now
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>>204036696
I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts but you've got to walk away now, it's over
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>>204036716
£9k a year on a meme degree is it?
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>>204036696
Dry your eyes mate
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>>204036674
corr whos this then
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716
filter working treats
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>>204036813
It's a STEM degree so no. You probably did Business Studies at University of Central Lancashire lol.
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>>204036709
oh my days genuinely would have been less bent if he'd got his cock out
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mumberg taking her anger out on me for being so idle and inactive, had to threaten to kill myself soon to resolve the tension
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My Halloween poem:

There's a man out there
In the middle of the fog
Whining like a dog
Croaking like a frog
He's staring at my house
He's squeaking like a mouse
And I'm... I'm in trouble
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why doesn't this cunt write a song or a poem or something instead of boring everybody here to death with his emotions
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>>204036629
This shouldn't be allowed. Not only is it twee nonsense it is extremely unhelpful for those not local.
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>>204036662
>>204036674
she looks jewish to me
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>>204036761
never
been feeling ok actually for about 36 hours but now its hit me hard out of nowhere
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>>204036849
I did an engineering degree in Manchester actually
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>>204036863
The poem starts with a rhyme scheme but doesn’t follow it consistently throughout
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>>204036662
>>204036674
Americans have such wider mouths than us
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My Halloween poem:
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>>204036887
and why do you think anyone here cares about your pathetic banal concerns?
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>>204036882
naw, she's wop and angloid
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>>204036890
Only engineering you do is making the Big Macs at McDonalds mate
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>>204036863
oo chills dread to think what sort of man is going to be making all of those noises
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>>204036895
Can see you never made it past GCSE level English
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big chocolate surprise for any little ones who knock on my door tonight
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>>204035916
latina ameriqueens belong to pasty pale anglo men
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>>204036919
awful patter
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>>204036946
fixed ur shit poem

There's a man out there, in the fog,
Whining loudly like a dog.
Croaking now just like a frog,
He lingers by a rotting log.

He's staring right at my house,
Quiet now, like a lurking mouse.
I feel the fear within me rouse,
And I'm... I'm in trouble.
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>>204036919
you literally work in Aldi you mong
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My Halloween poem:

I've filled a bag full of poo
give me sweets or I'll throw it at you
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>>204036887
Go for a walk?
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>>204036961
Sticking the bumhole through the letterbox again, sir?
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very spooky skeleton on my screen :O
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>>204036863
ktim
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decemberween, decemberween, you're fifty five days after halloween
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>I've filled a bag full of poo
>give me sweets or I'll throw it at you
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>>204036896
Thats the german and black in them
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>>204035867
She looks so busted in that video. Not going to age well at all
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Need Emma Watson’s plops on me.
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Cronem sniffing around the year 10 halloween party
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>>204036919
fragile ego
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wait a minute i never went past gcse english
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>>204037059
Would you suck off a guy to eat her shit?
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Me? Just finished picrel.
You? Just finished a ham sandwich.
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i'll be screaming and shitting through all the letterboxes on my street tonight
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>>204037026
sort of shit he'd say at the very start of a video
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>>204037074
Fuck off
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>>204037059
ugly slag
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>>204037100
It’s a simple question
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Years ago when Lee Kuan Yew was still running Singapore he said something along the lines of "in a multiracial society, all politics becomes identity politics."

And he would know.

When you atomize your society by importing masses of foreigners and separating the natives from their ancestors, identity politics is all that remains. It takes a genius like LKY to hold such a society together
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>>204037089
Isn't technical analysis essentially astrology for autistic men
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>>204036887
fuck that whore, you deserve better
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(age*1000)+10000 = the minimum you should be earning
May as well get on bennies otherwise
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>>204036984
mate thats all i fucking do im in and out the flat a dozen times a day and i just walk round the same place endlessly, aimlessly
people must recognise me now as the weird loner cunt always moping about
sometimes i drive to tesco just to buy some shite i don't need
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Bucket of sweets with a hole craftily cut in the bottom of it held at a certain height and angle to allow for an oblong object to be concealed within it
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>>204037118
nah leave it mate he wouldnt even so much as look a bloke in the eye to eat her shit
he just doesnt fucking care about her
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the 'stume
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>>204037144
Yep thats another post ill be forwarding onto thames valley police
Expect an invitation to a voluntary interview, thanks!
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>>204037138
do i? im not going to say it was all my fault, or she was always good to me but it is certainly mostly my fault. I wasn't always the best to her
im very flawed
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>voluntary interview
*declines*
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Cowering under my duvet trying to remind myself that skeletons and pumpkins aren't real. Worst day of the calendar for us scaredy cats.
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Every time I pray to god he doesn’t answer me, doubting he’s real.
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>>204037144
Toblerone?
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>Please tell me about something away from university or work that you are passionate about.
What a stupid interview question
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>>204037059
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>>204037197
talk to me
do you think you're better off alone?
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>>204037240
for me, its bouldering
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>>204037240
Tell them, not us. Don't be an incel shut-in coward all of your life
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>>204037202
screamt when I saw a black cat earlier but then I realised its paws were white and managed to get home safely albeit at an increased walking pace
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>>204037126
Lee Kuan Yew was a fascist dictator who introduced prison and caning for the crime of possessing chewing gum, prison for criticising religion or politicians, the death penalty for possessing cannabis.
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why don't working class white lads start bands and make CHOONS anymore?all indie music ends up being middle class soft bois
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I think my favourite word for vagina would have to be "minge"
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>>204037285
because it's not cool to play guitar any more
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>>204037281
>prison and caning for the crime of possessing chewing gum,

unironically based, chewing gum disgusting and should be banned
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>>204037270
>2 minutes of ranting at HireVue about how dumb a question is
don't think that'll have the intended effect
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>>204037202
Mate...there's a Skeleton inside you RIGHT NOW!
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>>204037251
the relationship was not very healthy atm but i genuinely believe we could've worked together to sort things

objectively no. I am far, far worse off alone. Selfishly, socially, emotionally, financially
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>>204037303
big chuff fan myself
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>>204037285
That was before the internet and video games
It was back when working lads could spend all their time doing whatever when they were unemployed, not when they're expected to do 30 hours of job searching a week or else face UC sanctions
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ISA chads will rule the world. Or retire in their lat 30s and do fuck all for the rest of their lives
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>>204037132
He listens to text to speech of pirated PDFs off his phone he doesn't actually read the books he blogs about
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*rattles into thread*
I've got a BONE to pick with you!
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>>204037355
but working class black lads are still making music
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>>204037187
I'll invite them to reach into the bucket
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>>204037388
shit music
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>>204037381
Yh? What’s that?
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>>204037388
yeh but grime is absolute dog shit.
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it pie night
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Wrote a song for you lads to show my appreciation for all the laughs you've given me over the years

We've gotta hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot

Whoaaaaa, we're half way there
Whoaaa oh, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Whoaaa oh, livin' on a prayer
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>>204037303
what about growler?
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>>204037059
Top yourself fatso
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>>204037388
They get there income from gangs and drug dealing
UC sanctions mean nothing to them
They don't play proper video games, only FIFA
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going to have sosijes for me tea
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>>204037240
Well, what's your answer?
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>>204037415
You wrote that did you
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did you know that if you cut your belly open and pulled out your intestines and laid it all out flat on the floor you would be dead?
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Away from work and university I am deeply passionate on the topic of sex arses. I have attended sex arse conferences across the UK and edited a sex arse newsletter with a distribution list of over 500 subscribers.
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>>204037448
Ya reckon?
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>>204037448
Not strictly true, it's possible to survive this for a few hours
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>>204037285
it takes a while to become decent at an instrument, the only people who are decent tend to usually be middle class because they either had lessons since a child, had an upbringing where they learned how hard work pays off wrt to learning a skill, or are middle/lower class and had had parents who were very in to good music and exposed their children to it and to instruments in general. & working class people are more likely to listen to dire modern pop shite which is less inspiring imo.
t. working class, learning guitar in my mid 20s, no emphasis placed on music in my childhood
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>>204037439
video games, history and /brit/ posting - but I doubt those are acceptable answers. they want someone to say "ruggers ruggers OI OI OI" or some bullshit about coding.
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>>204037448
Why do posts like this make me laugh so much
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>>204037464
Sex Arse Monthly? I wrote in a while back on the subject of water-based lubricants.
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How is this lying
>My ancestors come from this region of the world
>But I am American
>Not Scottish or Irish
>Because i was born in America

So Iied when I said my ancestors were british but I am american
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back to life
back to reality
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>>204037477
History is probably fine, depending on how your pursue that interest
i.e. if it's just "yeah i watch history yewchube videos and that" then perhaps not
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>>204037445
I did aye, call it "Prayer for the lads"
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How ever do ya want it?
How ever do you need it, girl?
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>>204037475
why am i so shit at guitar? i want to be a cool olden days spaniard but cant play simple things consistently well or fast
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>>204037508
FOY
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>>204037540
I'd like to lock you in a room with four badgers
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>>204037475
sad that, it seems like from the 60s until the 00's white working class lads were just making non stop choons then it just stopped and the only working class music is black lads in london talking about stabbing
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recently wrote this song about my life:

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere
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>>204037570
is that the one by john mellencamp
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ay G would you make me a sandwich
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Told a joke at work and everybody laughed, worried that I jestermaxxed
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>>204037570
In the music video, what will these people look like?
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Happy Halloween!!
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>>204037614
black
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What do I do, lads?
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>>204037614
disabled black transgender muslims
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>>204037620
woke nonsense
it's All Saint's Eve
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3 women among 5 killed on suspicion of practising witchcraft in Chhattisgarh, five detained
September 15, 2024 17:59 IST

Two couples and a woman were allegedly beaten to death on suspicion of practising witchcraft in a village in Chhattisgarh’s tribal-dominated Sukma district on Sunday, police said. Five persons, all from the same village, have been detained concerning the murder and are being interrogated, they said. The incident took place in Ektal village under Konta […]
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>>204037592
sure, a knuckle sandwich
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>>204037555
spend more time playing and it comes, actually practice techniques with intent every time you do instead of just trying to play songs
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Caroline Vreeland's big pale milkers
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I like to put an apostrophe in Hallowe'en because it makes me feel superior
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>>204037636
nope
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>>204037567
white working class people just sing songs about drugs, love and other shit that the middle class can sing about too. black lads rap about exclusively working class things like gang culture. at that point why do we need working class whites making music?
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>>204037684
>blacks
>working
good one
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>>204037640
>Sukma
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how long am i supposed to wait before trying to find a new gf
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>>204037640
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Eight Kanwariyas were electrocuted and six others injured in a village in Bihar’s Hajipur district late on Sunday.

According to officials, the accident occurred at around 11.45 pm on Sunday at Sultanpur village under the Hajipur Industrial Area Police Station.

The Kanwariyas were on their way to visit Pahleja Ghat of the Ganga River to take the holy water to offer at Hariharnath Temple in Sonepur.
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ay yo fr why you niggas like this?
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>>204037483
>10h30 mins to get the train from LA to San Fran
>5 hour drive
Why can't Americans do Trains correctly at all, it is supposed to be twice as fast not twice as slow as driving
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>>204037719
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>>204037684
"gang culture" is underclass
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I come across as VERY zesty
wish I didn't
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>>204037727
Bit rich coming from a brit innit
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>>204037626
Sounds like he can't handle the banter
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>>204037720
imagine if you said this about black people doing anyhting
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>>204037727
>>204037758
America is a joke somehow Britian has better rail than us
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>>204037660
all the fucking boring bits
scales and that
hate that!
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Wish I didn't go to private school. Probably wouldn't come across like such an annoying faggot
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>>204037626
Only a weird foreigner would feel that this was a threatening act and not a practical joke intended to bring them into the social circle.
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Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?
Do you wanna be in my gang, oh yeah?
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>>204037640
beautiful culture. i demand it be imported here en masse
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>>204037720
a frustrating post but her profile picture made me hard instantly so I will let her say whatever she wants.
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>>204037784
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Halloween theme OFF
Tomorrow theme ON
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Trains are just straight up awesomesauce
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>>204037837
Anything other than Yotsuba B is incel-tier
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>>204037837
miserable SOD
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>>204037784
I will be grateful to my parents until the day I die that they sent me private, not even to a tarq school, just smaller class sizes and some fancy school trips abroad really but so much better than state comp
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>>204037626
kek, the proper answer is to do nothing while you look for another place. Then, once you've got somewhere, start moving your stuff out.

On your last trip, do a massive shit onto a bit of newspaper and just start smearing it around the flat in random places. Under the toaster, behind the curtain rail, put a bit of poo in the kettle.

Bonus points if they have a laptop that has been left out or anything with buttons really. Rub the poo on it like you're grating cheese so it gets right in there and then leave.
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>>204037837
>Tomorrow
The VIRGIN theme
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DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIEEEEEE
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hoping these rain clouds go away
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>>204037791
pranks are only pranks if the people doing the pranking are your friends, otherwise its just harassment
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>>204037640
GET THE WITCHUNTERS HOUSES AND WANKED, ASAP
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bout time I draw the curtains so the neighbours dont see ive just been sitting in the same spot all day ha aha
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>>204037782
progress comes super fast though
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I am a virgin and I use the tomorrow theme
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>>204037791
>intended to bring them into the social circle.
Yeah not really though is it mate, no point lying
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>>204037791
Back in the day the lads would have pinned him down and fucked his arse raw, now its just shitty gimmicks like 'locking him inside his room'
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>>204035867
wanked it for her last night
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>>204035867
>They will never replace accounts with AI
>That's stupid to think that
>They need people machines can't deal with people like we do

How stupid is this line of thinking
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>>204037900
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>it's halloween
um actually it's DIWALI white boy
educate yourself
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>>204037916
frankly theres too fucking many of them
should just be one major and one minor and youre allowed to play different notes anyway because it sounds good. stop messing about with all these long greek words
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>>204037857
this
dark themes are for actual goblin freaks using their pcs in unlit rooms
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>>204037870
Did this when I left parentberg's house, they were not pleased
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>>204037939
>Back in the day the lads would have pinned him down and fucked his arse raw

we must return
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Know a lad who really wanted to "eat ass" so he brought a girl back from town and asked her. She said yes so he got a baby wipe out and gave her arsehole a good clean before digging in.

True story
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>>204037964
garlic naan please rajesh
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Get the caudrons bubbling
Get the broomsticks flying
Get the spells cast
Get the cats wanked off
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>>204037983
don't think that's sufficient precaution
she needs to get an enema and clear herself out from the inside out
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>>204037983
Better than scoffing down a muddy bumcake
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Was meant to go to Paris over Christmas in 2015 but some allu-snackbar had (yet another) incel meltie and the whole thing got cancelled. Never went abroad any other time with my school.
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>>204037626
This is quite literally just banter
>15 minutes
Boo hoo hardly Guantanamo is it
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Really hope I have some young geysers at the door later tonight
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brexit means a million indians a year
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mad how western women openly practice witchcraft and we just think that they're larping and do nothing about them
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mousey melty in /cum/
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>>204038026
Not banter if you don't know the target
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Love doing acid attacks on trick or treaters lol
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>>204037965
ktim should just have open chords too
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>trick or treaters
FOY
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>>204038027
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>>204038026
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>>204037983
Imagine tonguing the poo portal and you end up digging out a pin worm
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>>204038046
There's a couple of fat "wiccan" birds at toilberg who were talking about how they're going to celebrate "samhain" tonight when "the veil between the living and the dead is at its thinnest"
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>>204038044
Remainers should have lead with that - the whole vote would have been a landslide.
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>>204038046
Catholic here
Witches are LARPy nonsense, the devil has no actual power on God's good Earth.
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need a proper good wanktoil to birds in halloween costumes tonight, hope they post a story haha x
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That Jimmy Fallon Hot Ones episode was good wasn't it lads
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>>204038046
Goth girls larping as witches and trying to hex their exes is not actual witchcraft
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just getting my 'costume' ready for later, will be quite the fright for the kids when that door swings open!
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>>204038178
erm
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>>204038158
>>204038160
>>204038150


https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729877163023244.webm
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>>204038111
this fat slug tried to get me arrested once lmao
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>>204038146
>the devil has no actual power on God's good Earth
The Earth is literally his domain
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>>204038178
>>204038110
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NEW

>>204038211
>>204038211
>>204038211
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saying trick tonight instead of treat but only I know that I'm asking for a bj
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shall NOT be answering the door to fat bairns and giving them sweets

shall be saving pics of slags from facebook and running them through a nudify app
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>>204038195
Corr cheers pal that's tonight's wank sorted
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BLEH BLEH BLEH!
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>>204038044
Because you had no Indians before Brexit.
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>>204036730
Why are hedgies such dicks?
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>>204035867
I still can't decide if she's hot or weird looking this is happening a lot with gen z slags

damn the anon that tricked me into this thread
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Despite the government increasing taxes by 40% Starmer said on live television that he was going to increase their workload without any reward

So if you vote for Labour they tax you more and make you work more
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>>204036244
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>>204038008
Wank my cat on the reg i do
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>>204038146
>heh, yh its nonsense, not like catholicism



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