Anime eyes edition
Softly fucking commiemong's bumhole with a leather truncheon
>have a civil disagreement with someone on /brit/>HUR HUR ADAM WITH A MELTY!!
>>204046295ugly BITCH
>>204046295Spainsimp
Nun he cud do.
yeah im thinking kino ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQBmZBJCYcY(de mandem)
>>204046295Can't stand this bug eyed tarqette cuntNeed all privately educated actors banned from the profession
who the fuck is Adam now? I swear you fucking cunts just dream up names and pretend they've been a /brit/ personality for years.
>>204046354err wu bros?
>>204046365Or else what, you'll have an incel meltdown? Just hang yourself.
>>204046335stay mad
Now single but have no intention of using tinder or other apps. What’s the point? When I used them years ago it was easy to get matches but almost impossible to get women to meet up or to actually show up when they said they would
>>204046342fucking grim
>>204046381One schizo with a 4chan pass spams about him all day. Just ignore like the rest of us.
>>204046328>civil disagreementWhere?
Thinking about making an app
>>204046381Apparently me but that isn't my name.
It's like a bloody sitcom in here Diego is Chandler Poleaboo is Joey mikey is Ross 190 is Mickey Pearce
>>204046295I think believing a 1000 pounds will last 4 to 3 days in London seems stupid?
>>204046391get a face transplant. try using a shotgun
>>204046387Looks like Pasolini here
I ran out of chocolate and one thing lead to another and now I've got one giving a rimjob and another bone pressed
”What if it doesn’t work out”What about if it does and you’re not prepared for it?
>>204046381Thats spainnonce. The one who cuckposts and shite
Alri LG
>>204046412all the apps have already been made
Every single woman needs to get this procedure at age 30 The government spends like 2% of its total budget on healthcare for the elderly. Something like 1% of the total government expenditure is on the last month of life care. literally a complete waste while this would be actually useful
this timmy was just frustrated seeing da cronem holding hands with katy in de park but still secretly wondering why de numba of children dressing as obama, drake and patrick mahomes increasing every year on halloween x
what would you do in this situation?https://x.com/darrengrimes_/status/1851999608605462879
>>204046473based hilariously entertaining schizo
Thoughts on this lads?
>>204046466Big trueA lot of people dont due things because its a form of controlThey know what happens if they dont do it, they dont know what happens if they do it
>>204046328>>204046324>>204046387>>204046402>>204046381>>204046359>>204046504adam melting down
anime eyed italian gf
>>204046508open the doorhard
>>204046435Eh?
>>204046547fuck off adam you sad lonely incel
>>204046529what we got>>204046547what we wanted
>>204046580Done that freak
>>204046508lmao, intimidated by a woman
>>204046547PlainJane
would love to lay pipe with the fit tgirl from work got a work trip with her next week
adam gonna go ballistic now hes been properly done by the based adamschizo
>>204046547Pretty girl need her insta
genuine question lads. Is Adam actually alright? Was he anywhere near the flooded area? Has anyone heard from him?
>>204046508let her in and seduce her
>>204046529how are you actually legally allowed to respond in this situation? feel like if you do anything other than let it happen you'll end up in jail yourself
>>204046624@builtforthecronem_04
>>204046629Hope he's fucking dead
>>204046530ADAMDAM
>>204046624they posted it in /CUM/
might have to get the poo sex poo peng on
>>204046529can't tell if that's a man or woman
>>204046643Well yeah if you're physically safe you can't really do anything, you can't commit battery just because someone's attacking your vehicle
>>204046529So glad we have these things in our country
>>204046661um
>>204046569I am gonna try and survive London for 3 or 4 days and I am gonna be there for a bit
it was funnier when he was called Spainonce.What's next. Mousenonce will be named Darren?
get the right ring halloween porn on
>>204046661very curious whats under the mask
>>204046713they won't let you in the gates of london
got my wizard robe on
Hope Darren doesn’t start posting the mice
italian gf
Smoking DMT
>>204046713£1000 should be fine
>>204046774can't stand clingy gfs instant dump
>>204046789
im a porn freakmy goonstick is edged to fuckmy pumpmeat is swollen up and red like a ripe tomato
why are japs so based
>>204046848should I be doing the lottery?
>>204046840Used to goon like a mf to JAV when I smoked weed
>>204046866you can't handle the lottery
>horny all afternoon and all evening>have a few tinnies and it dies off what did alcoholberg mean by this?
rorke, also known as 'schoolboy9'
>>204046794yeah?
>>204046883>>204046888goon gooooonnnn GOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN
>>204046888How can we help? x
>>204046861this isn't even racistwhat animal represents mischief and bad behaviour better than a monkey?
had my pizza and not i'm hot and full
>>204046892please be a tranny
>>204046869Who's this?
>>204046892why are they all dressing up as those pokemon nowor are you just now saving lots of pokemon tranny pics
>>204046918post some fannies, arses, tits and maybe a female cock as wellreckon that'll sort it out
>>204046741
watching a bird with nipple clamps on deepthroat
get the landlords squished into a paste
>>204046950it's halloween mate
humorous how arsenal fans called themselves the gooners and then the word got applied to wanking relentlessly
>>204046919a black
slurping a poo
>>204046861it's more racist that they wrote it in korean and chinese as well
>>204046940Name pls x
im gooned to fuck buooooiiiyyyyyy
>>204046960Nathan! My lad your cock is grim but wanked over your vids anyway x
>>204046951
that greg wallace is a wrong un
UK Food imports by Port of Entry (EU)
>>204047013alexisyrigoyen
might watch generation z on channel 4 de lads, we need an age war
Luv 2 get Grinched out of my fukin mind 2 Yu Shinodas BIG YELLOW ASS
>>204047049UK Food imports by Port of Entry (Non EU)
>>204046939anna prochniak
Successfully gooned.
>>204046892name?
someone should make a guy fawkes kino
>>204047046
hey callum, its me, cody
>>204046386Not really simp
*Windows message log*You good has been completed
>>204046974oh right i see dont think of pokemon as that sexy or scary
>>204047112alex_luxii
can feel a big massive honking tipsy wank coming on
Do HR or hiring managers really care about “job-jumping” these days?
soogsx
>>204047149aha look at this lad fucked up his post didn't he fingers too fat to type properly no doubt aha wanker
>>204047188why you asking me you doss cunt
GODDAMN RICH CUNTI KILL RICH CUNTS
>>204047055>>204047091Thank u>>204047045How about this one?
>>204047188jump this *bends over and shows you my pooey hairy arsehole*
im brategizing
>>204046892CWLTSHC
In current prices, Ukraine has received much more money than all countries in WW2 through lend-lease combined. Still think that lend-lease won the WW2, westoid?
anime
FUCKING FIREWORKSFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF
Gooned up and gooned out
>>204047233me too!
going oxford for work next week what's there to do
>>204047248la sir, thou art a nonce
>>204047290loads of slags
dem jawdins be squeakin aint dey
>>204047233
>>204047290Idk just get a coffee and walk around
>>204047290Uhhh stuffthe oxford bender: i'm stuffMousey: omg noooemmett: Ha! your boyfriend's awesome
>>204047323loooooool
>>204046508why are they so aggressive at the slightest provocation?
>>204047323bruh
any of you lot got a smartwatch?
would never have my arsehole licked so long as I livewhat if I had a tagnut down there?
>>204047290The Fucking Bitch
clarks be clicking' x
>>204047323Errr
>>204047360Wipe your arse properly
>>204047323grotty
>>204047323unfortunate victims of porn addiction
>>204047323cockmogs me!
>>204047350Nope. Phone does everything necessary
>>204047360have a shower you rancid mong
>>204047342kek>>204047378no
>>204047383do you blame him with that knob
>>204047323
Rimming is Faustian and Aristocratic
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1730264366856594.webmcan't tell if this anti-porn ad is ironic or not
>>204047290they have a burger king
Trick or treat?
>>204047426mad how they got jerma for that
>>204046702I call this the face of reason
thoughts on pic related?
/brit/, you're out of line
>>204047484that isnt amazon
Its funny how you can type ONE letter and everyone will just read the word instead. It's simply impliedN
>>204047484watch for cunts that
>>204047484Get a Soviet watch instead
>>204047484awful terrible taste
>>204047484Just get a seiko 5 mate
Any itchy bollocks man in?
>>204047517that's what she said
lowkey looks like she would be into trying anal
>>204047484grimmo
>>204047533nah itchy 4skin today
>>204047496FOY
made a nice lamb tagine type thing for din dins. very agreeable.
>>204047484rorke with the ice on his wrist :fireemoji:
>>204047547you're incorrigible
Increases in risk due to climate change for thermal heat stress in cattle (red) and potato blight (brown).
rate my watchliterally wearing this rn
Watches are absolutely pointless in 2024
need to fumigate the bedroom tomorrow
>>204047484casio has twice the functionality and is half the price
had a dream that I saw a red squirrel yesterday
>>204047579His fake tan is ludicrous
>>204047580watch for cunts that
GOON MODE ACTIVATE
paki slop is en route.
>>204047627god i wish i were that bike seat
>>204047623im watching for cunts and i just saw one reply to me
>>204047616Might watch Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin
Don't think I'll get any sleep next Tuesday with that yank festival going on, proper anxious over it
anything more expensive than this and you're a mong who fell for marketing
Might treat myself to a Ukrainian prostitute hahaha
>>204047580I found that in my arse after a fisting from a little coloured fella
Happy Diwali lads
goyim destroy emyank em thank em
>>204047682Get your ass licked my son
You're really at the mercy of a paki when ordering food when you think about it. They could fart on it or anything
got a little cuckoo clock in my head
That's "Bone".
>>204047484>British-made>price tag <£100 >looks decentthe /brit/izen choice
hidem fightem
been quite depressed for a while and recently and it's just getting worse, not sure why. mumberg bought some amazon tat bracelet with something about my lovely son, with some motivational quote on the card, and left it on my pillow in the box. grim. she doesn't really attempt to talk to me much and often is completely unsupportive which is disappointing, so she thinks buying some cheap tat somehow absolves her of making any effort to connect with her son. must really seem like I'm about to kill myself right now haha.
>>204047739
>>204047679pic related are your creps
>>204047739disgustin
>>204047717they wipe their arses with their bare hands. literally scooping off the shit with their fingers and palms
>>204047777I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting
>>204047682What STDs you still have to worry about even if you wear a condom?
>>204047717They spit on it to get you to convert. Muhammad used to do it
>>204047739imagine how mentally unwell you have to be to get to this point
the air jordans be gripping good
japanese gf made gyudon the other day and it was actually peng, as in restaurant peng
>>204047739what the fuck I hope he at least consented to that
>>204047759hit the gym
>>204047759scran some pushups matebloody ell
>>204047797where's elton
might bring back bowling
>>204047803You can’t consent to GBHR v Brown iirc
My phone tells me the time idkDon't need a watch
>>204047699lego, scotiabank, and nintendo demoralizing me by running Diwali commercials
>>204047797some mayonoid might actually be good on thisor maple syrupmake it scrantacular
>>204047797elton john did not fart on that
>>204047840oh my days
some of these posts are just not /brit/ vibes.
>>204047785>>204047803what is it?
Had a lovely week basking in the sun in the south of France Literally come straight from the airport to this godless hellhole so my missus can buy arse paper and big bags of shite
skirts so short you can smell their sweaty moist vaginas after a long day
Magnificent
>>204047865
>>204047877'aki in a bench hoodie x
>>204047759What's a tat bracelet
>>204047866tranny (presumably) having his bollocks cut off while lying on a tfl bed
>>204047899FOY
>>204047877Hayes?
>>204047877just not on is it
>>204047909I don’t know what a tat bracelet is
>>204047877where in the south of france? im planning a trip
read some of elton's book. turns out he doesn't really like it up the arse, he'd always prefer to watch other lads fuck each other while he wanked himself off.
>>204047921that's a BOSCH
alright that's enough
if it's hip, it's here
Should I fuck my own face
>>204047921so fucking peng
>accidentally clicked on a trannard bastard post
>>204047946And he calls himself an homosexual?
>>204047323her tongue is white as fuck, imagine the smell of her breath, dragon-like
>>204047899>>204047932cheap tat, this shit. it's really depressing, going to ask her to return it and save her money.https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=to+my+son+bracelet+with+box&
>>204047877Bags of what exactlyLike snacks?
Dating apps are so demeaning. I don't even talk like this in real life wtf cringe
>>204047582But what if you work for the railway?
>>204047989Not illegal is it
>>204047989doesn't seem normal
>>204047997dont ask her to return it even if it is cheap chink crap it's the thought that matters
How are these posts still up meanwhile people get 3 day bans for talking about presidential candidates of a North American country
>>204047989Is this what goes on at those gay saunas
>>204047997Ask her for one of these lad and go thrifting for some dumbbells with herhttps://www.amazon.com/Yes4All-Kettlebells-Dumbbell-Dumbbells-Kettlebell/dp/B0CP46XBQ5/ref=asc_df_B0CP46XBQ5/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693676083081&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14801495471995004608&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9024617&hvtargid=pla-2296393269335&psc=1&mcid=cf1e155017183bc8b2b6b18ac6330b90
>>204047997you are a terrible son. feel sorry for your mum.
>>204048046she buys shit like this instead of actually trying to talk to me or to evaluate her actions and be a better person, it's insane. literally 0 thought in picking an amazon gift.
Esoteric Coke snorting fascism
banem janem
>>204048084floppy cocks
>>204048080um lad ask for some dumbbells and make yer mum happy already
>>204048057already going to the gym lad x>>204048078you must be a tarq who thinks that their parents are great people so everyone else's must be too
>>204047290Radcliffe camera
Might buy a Soviet Vostok watchOpinions?
don't care for all this knob torture to be honest
someone poo me out of my misery
>>204047759Maybe you're not making any effort eitger
ran out of sweets to give to the little kids knocking on my doorI'll have to give them something else
>>204048175give them fags
>>204048132not into harry potter
>>204048122You must be a mong who blames you being a sad retard on everyone except yourself
>>204048122carlife?Mumbaum can rent out your roomowitz and you'll be gaining capitalGo to Scotland lad, plenty of open space there
>>204048175Cringe and unpreparedpilled
>>204047975speak english retard
>>204048175what could he mean by this I wonder
>>204048160I know how to make an effort. I have no issues with my relationship with dadberg. Mumberg is an alcoholic who refuses to self-reflect. There's just no real bond there. It's clear you've never come across it in your sheltered life.>>204048195Not at all, now what will you cope with?
feeling cheeky my snort my dogs ashes
great thread everybody, let's make the next one even better
if you're a registered nonce do you have to have a sign up on halloween?
>>204046342Based American patriot
>>204048276dunno lets ask your dad
pale tings have their halloween costumes on that send timmy sr to a heart attack x
>>204048240Post moar pics
>>204048296kill yourself incel
summoning the new
>>204048315nothing you can do though x
>>204048276nah, I just turn off the lights and pretend I'm not in. never know when it's a hunters group harassing you again or the police wanting to check your phone
>>204044526>>204044526>>204044526
>>204048377>>204048377>>204048377New
>>204048240shame that dom femboy on bottom femboy and cis woman content is rare
>>204048368warms my heart to know that because you're a drug induced retard that you will never ever procreate lol lmao
>>204046529tyrone's mother
>>204048264What are you like physically?
