Maxfield Parrish edition
egg
mad that italy is:consistently voted the most beautiful country in the worldconsistently voted the best cuisine in the worldconsistently voted the most attractive women AND men in the worldthe seat of the roman empirethe seat of the catholic church (not a catholic but it's still cool)the birthplace of the european renaissancehistorically home to wonderful artistshome to an entertaining football leagueand more
>>204050086tony egg?
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not to big up Reddit but there are some hilarious university posts on there from new students who live with absolute incels that they’ve never seen and they only creep out to feed when everyone has gone out
>>204050086
I have three coats>Waterproof >Parka>Lightweight jacketThe waterproof is for when it's rainy, the parka is for when it's very cold, and the lightweight jacket is for when it's a bit chilly
>>204050086egg price
>>204050067this painter a poof or what
completely forgotten what the touch of a woman feels like
It's simple, we uhhh rape, the landlords
>>204050117what a dispiriting screencap
>>204050123which one best avoids shrinkage then lad?
>>204050110example?
>>204050094Another day in my fucked up incel life that I DONT have an Italian gf to bust in
>>204050113Ah yes, the delectable taste of an Omelette à la Reginald Kenneth Dwight
>>204050146a mealy-mouthed reply
got the star trek on
Hmmm, this flight from Perth to Sydney will take 4 hours>4 hours? Well why not drive instead and save $300
>>204050167Reggie
>>204050127well he had four kids with a (female) woman so probably not
Feeling rather sullen about toil on the morrow
I just got ID'd
your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks
Halloween gf
>>204050169oi
need you out of business sunshine
>>204050215It’s Friday lad
He's so fucking cringe its unreal.
*knock knock*trick or treat
>>204050227ahahahaha
just seen a Turkmenistan suburb, interesting.
might do no /brit/ november
how many are actually growing a moustache and doing no nut movember
>>204050258Im impressed and 85year old can work a phone and text
Might get a job. It's such a hassle I'd rather stay at home and never leave my comfort zone (smelly childhood bedroom)
I did Movember onceOnce
>>204050300yes, no
>>204050233?
Fucking hate hate hate selling fireworks at toil. If people come as a group you have to ID the whole group and people get very ANGRY.
>>204050300How about no gut November you ball of LARD
>>204050300probably, no
>movember
would it work?
right then lads. brown or red sauce on a bacon roll?
i could actually go for a poo about now ttytt (to tell you the truth)
>>204050300is there a moustache growing trend or something?
>>204050325maybe you should’ve paid attention at school and got a better job
>americans call movember no shave november for some reason
how about no poovember
wear wireframe glasses and have long hair so can't grow a moustache unless I want to look like a serial killer/nonce/70s southern US man larp
When you look up "protein shaker" they're these giant litre bottlesI just clean out one of these jars, has just enough space for 1 scoop and some water. Way easier to clean I imagine.
>>204050300dread to think of the state of my face if i didnt shave for a month
gf says she wants me to be a stay at home dad
locktober into no nut november....
swear on me mum it used to be no fap september
>>204050329Nothing NPC about participating in events me lad
>>204050418hey billie u there? x
>>204050402Don't forget destroy dick December
>>204050425Pretty sure there is
>>204050425Social programming, this month is for this, next month is for that. Do not use your brain, don’t think, movember!
You lads ready for No date December then?
>>204050389not a bad shout there lad
>>204050389is australian mustard nice?
snog
>>204050167It's supposed to be a horse ladhttps://youtu.be/I4grrzwTbx0?si=ayMqh1a7_seqJHlO
>>204050455>>204050446I hope one day you find some joy in participating in community events
>>204050094mental that some people get to be born as Italians in Italy, and other people are born as starving HIV-afflicted Africans or Indianslife just ain't fair
insane lads, completely depressed, messaging a bunch of birds tonight after seeing their stories and they are all holding conversation what the fuck why am I suddenly a shagger on halloween it's like they have a switch in their minds to be easy
>>204050477yeah
>>204050485Putting the poof in Uffington are you, lad
ladsdoes Ruby Granger is gay?
>>204050264:3
>>204050258t. seething incel who missed out on crypto looool
>>204050508Not at all. Nothing wrong with seeing images in your food. it's a sign
>>204050455what would thinking change about movember?
>>204050499thanks
Gravy's SHIT tonight
>>204050528only incels care about crypto
>>204050497well lock a bloody coffee or drink in then
>>204050519CWLTSHC
>>204050543So have a breadstick
>>204050497how do you start your messages
>>204050548only incels hate crypto
>>204050086egg smeg, what a dreg
Useless fact of the day: every person on the autism spectrum has a DeviantArt tier fetishI got mine when I convinced a onenight stand to sit on my face and she farted on accident
>>204050570Sent that sexless incel freak fuhlyyyiiing
i shat in the gravy
pyramid scheme mindset
>>204050570leveraging their attractiveness to pump and dump shitcoins lil timmy puts his money in LOL
>>204050570they make my line go up
>>204050570would would would would would would
>>204050581>on accidentFOY
>>204050258The other option is much worse.
>>204050528You're better off taking all of your life savings to a casino and playing all black on the roulette wheel than trying to "make" "it" with crypto
>>204050532keeping minds occupied with trivial things stops the masses realising they live in a carefully designed system to be worked until old age by the powers that be allowing just the right amount of freedom to accept it
>>204050596likkle incel gets done and switches on the cope VPNknew it was you anyway cos you're always crying LOL
should probably do a poo
>>204050511No. She wants a handsome prince to marry and she wants to live in a beautiful castle with a white picket fence and have lots of beautiful children
>>204050596First good and accurate post from you
>>204050418billy mogged out of existence here
>>204050608crna gora
>>204050625
>>204050565completely depends on what I'm replying to and their story but usually something joking or making a smart remark and then complimenting their appearance if they respond well to it instead of talking about their appearance instantly. immensely more successful.
>>204050581but you're not on the autism spectrum, instead you're just perverted
Girlfriendberg won't stop fucking whinging about feeling sickJust sat there saying "ooh i feel so awful" and fucking retching whilst I'm trying to relax on the sofaSelfish bitchIf I feel sick I just deal with it myself, certainly wouldn't feel like yapping on about it
>>204050110There was one of those in my block when I was in halls 10 years ago. Jimmy I think he was called, he came to one pres and then was barely ever seen again. His room fucking stank and the cunt must have spent his whole loan on takeaway
Netanyahu has finally announced an end goal in his war in Gaza and LebanonStopping the Iranian Nuclear Program is his "supreme objective"It's over
>>204050625schizo
>>204050618girlie what the duck
>>204050634theyre doing the *makes scissor gesture on both hands and rubs them together* lezzer thing arent they
>>204050636ujedinjeno kraljevstvo
air jordans be squeakin' when spaki stepdad was deliverin' dem big right hook left hook to spaki headfootwork madspaki screamed and cried, but nun he cud do x
>>204050656has he seriously said that, will go on for bloody yonks then
>>204050570These are the sort of women incels LOVECaked-up thots with that characteristic pornstar lookNo surprise they're shilling shitcoin because they know it makes the virginous crypto enthusiasts go wild and they'll all subscribe to their Onlyfans pages
Oompa Loompa doompatee dee, if you are wise you’ll listen to me
>>204050618Okay NOW she's shaggable
This show 'Ellis' seems to have potential, but the lead seems to be trying too hard to play the character in an overly-serious way. She should loosen up a bit
>>204050621it takes a fucking ton of brainpower growing a stache of my stature to be fair
>>204050094Italy is okay for holidays, wouldn't go overboard praising it though
>>204050691your mums arsehole doesn't need loosening up
>>204050669cant imagine that stuffs actually pleasureable, theyre probably eating each other out or using a dildo
>>204050581>Useless fact of the day: every person on the autism spectrum has a DeviantArt tier fetishNope. I'm a lifelong autist and I have literally zero fetishes.
>>204050643shame I'm not capable of either. thanks!
wobbly chebs
>>204050720Nah it is but dykes are lazy cunts and a lot of them are fat
>>204050618NARANAI KOTOBA O MOU ICHIDOU EGAITE
the daughter took off her shoes and now the room stinks of her feet
>>204050713That's really rather rude.
chebbly wobs
>>204050604I'm not sure it's possible to be worse than electing a guy who peddles literal crypto scams on Twitter to the office of Leader of the Free World.
surely there must be at least a handful of lesbians in the thread who could chime in on this >>204050720
>>204050649she went out without you? bet some guy dressed a scooby doo from scooby doo pumelled her throat with his knot
>>204050621>to be worked until old ageSo true, we need to start a system where nobody needs to work
>>204050682Desperate incel cope lmaoThose sorts of women hate your existence and laugh at you to your face because you're a pathetic broke incel loser crying about crypto on the internet LOL
>>204050746true mum and stepmum are lazy and obese
>>204050731heard some women are fans of unsolicited willards mate
>>204050759great now I need a fucking wanki have stuff to do man
>>204050621in the past australia was a prisonnow they lock the door to their own cells at nightwe're australians
>>204050723>Rugby LeagueGOOD LAD good lad good fucking lad, GOOD LAD
>>204050781sent him to lumbridgehe's going to reply to you multiple times and fire up all his vpn devices now watch lol
>>204050806what's your team bruce?
>>204050807It's too easy lad he's a low IQ retard
>>204050802woah
>>204050784Bet they're insanely fit and you just don't see it cause of the family thing
>>204050781>Those sorts of women hate your existenceDon't worry, I hate their existence too.
dave melty
Crypto is fake monopoly money pushed by right wing grifters.
what happened to belle delphine
>>204050840far, far from it!
cum togetherright nowover me
Can't believe people liked star wars so much when it came out. The movie looks like it was made 50 years ago.
Im culturally middle class, economically working class
I hope there’s no fucking fat people in here. Looking at you Americans, English incels at least have the decency to be slim
some cracking sets of norks on display tonight
>>204050788this is what They have been hiding from you
>>204050784>his mum is a literal lesbianfucking GRIMMMMMM
got the milf manor on
>>204050880haha yeah yeaha proper slim I am haha that's right
>>204050862Idi Amin ate her
Why do only half the words in the title begin with a capital letter?
>>204050880um
>>204050880i despise fat people. put the vile disgusting specimens in camps and have it televised so normal people can laugh at them for being such putrid bastards
>>204050874are they really unpleasant and aggressive towards everyone unnecessarily like lesbians on telly
might, might not, anyway poo
I met Donald Trump recently, my name is kyle and this is my M&G story. I met him October 20th of this year and it was horrific. He was rude, not classy and he lost a long time trumpster that day. I walked into the $350 M&G and say hello he replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard him wrong. As I approached him and asked to do my pose he stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". He looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and he started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and he flicked my vagina. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the M&G section and that's when Donald started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Donald Trump is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask JD Vance he was there with me.
>>204050833
>>204050862nothing i don't think
>>204050921'White' is racist. 'white' is not
there was a lad at my school whose mum was a lesbian, but if you said anything about it he would beat you up
>>204050921Looks real. I'll schedule my seethe for an hour from now.
>>204050946In which part of Africa is Penrith?
>>204050940aka timmy
I could fix her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phYmAxX4iBs
>>204050921because it doesn't exist
>Millions of trees have been cut down... and the water has been contaminated with toxic effluents from the mining processing... Cobalt is toxic to touch and breathe — and there are hundreds of thousands of poor Congolese people touching and breathing it day in and day out. Young mothers with babies strapped to their backs, all breathing in this toxic cobalt dust.">Young mothers with babies strapped to their backs, all breathing in this toxic cobalt dust."
>>204050973Australia
Happy Spookaween
>>204050990>babies breathing in this toxic cobalt dust
just bowled a 300
Leather jacketed communists driving armoured trains with mounted artillery
What's your weirdest ever wank, lads?For me it was that time I fapped to Caitlyn Jenner. Ngl she looks kinda milfy in some pictures.
>>204050934Maybe we could fix the problem if the government let the NHS prescribe us Ozempic for weight gain problems!
>>204050776No she reckons she overheated in the shower and gave herself heatstrokeStupid fucking bitch
>>204050921>fucked up the post first time>posts an obviously fake articleRight thicko you aren't you
>>204051035you didn't need to tell us that
>>204050656omds israel will strike iran with impunity now?
>>204051022Completely forgot Bangladesh thay exists, must have last thought about it about 6 years ago
>>204051022>let in gorillions of pajeet immigrants>shill crypto scams on twitter>replace everybody's jobs with AI>let elon musk decide the direction of national policySo THIS is the power of Trump 2024...
>>204051035Wanked to Myra Hindley's mugshot
>>204050946Very nice
>Millions of trees cut down>water contaminated>toxic to touch>hundreds of thousands touching each day>young mothers>children breathing in toxic dust
>About 8000 North Korean troops at Ukrainian border, says USimagine telling someone this five years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25GOQGBvi9M
Gf’s dad keeps asking if I want to stay for Sunday dinner on the weekend, mate I need to get home to watch the footy I don’t make the rules. Get sky sports and I’ll stay
Just had an absolutely cracking fart appear out of no whereMust have lasted almost 20 secondsA proper full-throated dry clean fartThat's made my evening
>>204051035wanked to the Queen's picture on the tenner
Anybody else have only guys look up and nod at them when they pass. Women keep a firm stare at the ground for some reason.
HOWLING
>>204051035unironically masturbated to the thought of making eggman my bitch and having him suck me off
>>204051122lmao
51.6% of those on Seasonal Worker visas stated that they funded their trip through savings while 29.2% funded their trip with a loan from family and friends
Anglo-Saxon women
>>204051099cheers lad Hopefully Super League and NRL continue to do more collaborations into the future, I think the super league's sending a team for the Vegas round next yearRugby (Union) in Australia is pretty much dead and buried at this point, League has even more viewership than aussie rules
>>204051133alri jeremy usbourne
>>204051090>>replace everybody's jobs with AIDid he??
>>204051141
>>204051035older sister's fit friend came over and went to the toiletwent in after her, sniffed the toilet and noticed a little skidmark that I picked out with my finger and rubbed on my willy
>>204051165she would look beautiful dressed in victorian era clothing in a black and white photograph.
>>204051139Do Australian women usually do the nod?
>>204051177He wants to completely deregulate the AI industry so yes effectively that's what he's proposing to do.He also mentioned AI as a justification for importing more immigrants from India at a rally recently.
>>204051182
anyone else like shoutingjust roarimng the fucking roof off
>>204051110
>>204051182wrongun
>>204051172it'd help, feels like the sport's basically dead everywhere outside of Australia and a few islands
>>204051212nonot onbe quiet
>>204051090All of those are good things
>>204051238Good morning saar!
>>204051237going to let it all out and you cannot sotp me
>European owned>Water poisoned for 1000 years>Hundreds of thousands ill>Toxic air
>>204051206>He wants to completely deregulate the AI industry so yes effectively that's what he's proposing to do.Bizarre leap of logic on your part
get the gf shagged
>>204051172is that why aussies are so shit at union now?
>>204051253scream in a paper bag then let it pop like in the toons
>>204051035fiona bruce off the news
>>204051206Interesting because AI isn't really regulated at all
get the sweets handed out :)
>>204051271can't shag my oshi
>>204051290Why do these utter freaks want everyone else to care so much about this
>>204051259No, it's just what's obviously going to happen. The big corpos are developing and funding AI for the explicit purpose of replacing workers. Unless the state steps in with extremely harsh regulations, they will successfully do so. Trump has not only not proposed any additional AI regulations, he has promised to roll back any that already exist. So he's doing big tech's bidding.
civilisation tier list>S tier: British, Italian>A tier: Germanic, Russian, French, Spanish, Portugese, Scandinavian, Dutch>B tier: Greek, Iranian, Japanese, other Slavic>C tier: Balkan, Phoenician, Egyptian, Chinese>D tier: everyone elsethoughts?
>>204051290>Jew hates the UK more than PalestineCurious
>>204051290odd
>>204051276bet that would make a good banging sound, leave thos ears ringing, hehlove looud noises me aheheh
>>204051307He doesn't care about Palestine he simply hates Europe and England more
>O'Rorke
poopies for palestine
>>204051309AI isn't replacing everyone's jobs you utter mong
>>204051290do these gimps care about literally ANYTHING as much as they do about palestine?
>>204051364They absolutely will. AI isn’t even that advanced and it’s already taking over my job, I’ll be unemployed in 2 years max
want a gf, hate the thought of touching people
>>204051273yeah that's pretty much the reasonall the talent goes to league for the national compunion has to get its talent by scraping from NRL teams, there was a big story just the other week of them signing a single professional rugby league player
>>204051352but was he jailed for misinformation or for something else?
>>204051365Whenever Muslim occupied lands get taken back they seethe like there's no tomorrow. It's part of their pride to be rapists and colonists and get away with it cause they're brown
>>204051352man people who tweeted stuff are in prison getting tortured by muslims with full support of the state
>>204051312We are B tier. China should also be higher
Trump is a filthy libertarian that want's to allow bezos and his buddies to sell meth and whatever the Hell they wish just to make a profit as long as he gets the cash he is ready to plunge the world into chaos for that sweet bling bling
>>204051393What do you do?
my pumpkins bring all the boys to the yard~
>>204051364Maybe not now, but it will do if people like Trump (and his benefactors) get their way.
>We are B tier. China should also be higher
pasta for supperodds spag bolevens tuna bake
>>204051411Wish the death sentence existed for these people
>>204051411leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>204051406>China should also be higherBugnation for bugpeople
>>204051411they are so physically repulsive and inbred
>>204051428if you think chinese history and civilsation isn't impressive then you're clueless
Clue status: Gaining fast
>>204051435I never understand people who advocate for death penalty, surely a quick death is too easy for these monsters?
>>204051460they're not on the same level as other civilisations
>>204051411big thanks to leftypol for inviting these monsters over here.
>>204051411Out in 3 months under Sir Two Tier
At what age did you become a rorke? For me it was 19 when I studied in London and found out how much 2nd gen immigrants hate us
>>204051460so impressive they saw how we wrote and thought “now let’s do it backwards in scribble”
>>204051460It's nothing compared to Britains, Frances and Italies achievements and rich history. It's ranked well. Hell it should be lower
>>204051478don't have to put them in S but they are higher than C.
>>204051411They all have the same name lmao
>>204051309>The big corpos are developing and funding AI for the explicit purpose of replacing workers
>>204051493always have been
I've been a rorke since I was 8 and a paki in my class got mad that we pray to Jesus in a Catholic school
>toxic cobalt dust
>>204051503No they're not, also your chinese girlfriend is a fucking munter
If you’re not Rorke, you’re just not old enough yet
>>204051503nah they're not on the same level as the othersuntil like 40 years ago china was a starving shithole and the worst place in the world
>>204051435Best I can do is 12 years m8
>>204051477Why should they be kept alive for decades at public expense?And they'll be freed at some point anyway
>>204051402>taken backThe Jews never ruled Palestine
>>204051411ngl it’s a bit concerning that you could get charged with sex crimes 20 years down the line on the word of one person
Personally I'm looking forward to AI taking over so job centre get off my arse about getting into work
aff tae bed
>>204051493I was never not a rorke
>>204051493I became a Rorke at 24 due to a mental breakdown but grew out of it by 27.
>>204051477Not necessarily. I think for some people they should be hanged drawn and quartered and thats not an easy death.
>>204051558Stop posting bad cosplay
>>204051547Why answer a question with a questionn
snorting a line of cobalt
>>204051558hope you and this ugly hideous incel bloke pretending to be a woman both kill yourselves (if that's not, you it probably is)
>>204051553Are you concerned? I'm not concerned.Why are you concerned?
>>204051589goodnight anon love u!!!
>>204051411lmao daily mail picked the two darkskins to feature on the article
>>204051604kill yourself immediately
get the mercury inhaled
Going to revise my plan on bringing Agatha Christie back to life.
>>204051553You’re just trying to get yous
>if that's not, you it probably is
>>204051611all 3 are dark skins, rasheed
>>204051477>surely a quick death is too easy for these monsters?I really don't give a fuck about drawing out their punishmentThey're monsters, and should be got rid of and forgotten so everyone can move on
remember when biden told some random bloke "shut up fat"
>>204051582Why answer a question with a question?
>>204051411Thank god we left the EU so we can import more of these pakis
Reckon we should chuck non-whites in a massive walk in airfryer
>>204051626No shit DC Dickhead, but the other uncle is slightly whiter than those two horny bastards
>>204051611Hello paktard
make the new already i have an important question
NEW>>204051648>>204051648>>204051648
>>204051656who gives a shit, only a brownoid would notice or point that out
get the rich into bunkersget the nukes launchedget the population down
>>204051653Please explain how being out of the EU leads to importing pakisI've been asking remainers this for nearly a decade and they never answer
>>204051493I was always a bit wary of wogs but I went full rorke when I was 23.