Apocalypto edition
>>204055637https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1730218948088920.webmSCREAMING
mousenonce i summon thee
i'm feeling anxious about christmas lads :'(
noo you have to spend money on christmas because...just because!!! you grinch!!! grrrr!!!
>>204055662LOOOOOOL
>>204055672Cool people don't worry about things. Worrying is for fags.
>>204055662
>>204055694Don't believe anyone is expecting that of a grotty little mong like youThey've probably given up on you entirely
poowoggins
mmmmmhhhhhhmmmm cronem with the 'chete spalttering katys guts
>>204055662Big iron
You don't see chad sitting there saying "Oh gosh I'm so worried"Chad is cool and calm. Only estroganted pussies worry about things.
that's the irish filtered
>>204055742fuck off pussy
Throwing another prawn on the barbo.
She didnt respond to my halloween textIts over,Grover
lads can we cool it with the chr*stmas talk, it's giving me heart palpitations
>>204055754now its willard time
>>204055721i make it clear as day i don't participate in the stupidity and actively ask people not to give me anything. fuck that shit.
Watching I Am A Killer.This mong sitting in prison like "oh no I didn't mean to kill her I just angrily waved a gun in her face until it 'accidentally' went off"
>>204055773willardstein best be left alone while brainberg is on alcoholtoil 0.0
>>204055777Yeah exactly my point
>>204055743I'm 50% Irish, the other 50% is autism
>>204055742find it mental how many socially maladjusted people on this website have been led to argue and make beliefs about this mythical "chad" characteran archetype about a tall, upper middle class popular and athletic but slow witted frat boy in 90s or 2000s america. thats what a chad is. the stereotypical high school college/quarterback in all those movies. but now you see indians and arabs and chinese unironically calling themselves "chads" and making wee subcultures and memes about it like the "yes chad wojak". A meme that got far far out of control.
I need to know what goes through a non-American's head when watching this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eie0sO1SSlk
>>204055805cool bro
He will breedYou will not because you worry
>>204055861kill me pete!
smoking is giving me a manly voice :3
>>204055879vocaroo ill be the judge of that
>>204055820fat gormless mystery manlets on tour
>>204055833Plato, Aristotle and Socrates
>>204055854quite surprised to see updates of the botswanan election on here but it's turning out to be pretty historicalthe centre-left pan-africanist party that's been in charge for 58 years is on the precipice of defeat to the centre-right quite a shock
>>204055879courtesy of the tumor growing in your lung.
>>204055833Most intelligent Australian
any time you hear a poor country blame "corruption" for its problems, what it really means is "we are too low iq, impulsive and irrational to have a functioning government or infrastructure and cannot co-operate to get the basics of civilisation done"
Be right back forum
>>204055918was just saying this down at the pub
>>204055890They're Italian
>>204055918Yeah thats true, funny where the Greeks are at now kek
>>204055918how do you civilise people with this mindset
smelled the smell of clunge at the pub earlierbarmaid defo giving it off
>>204055971get in
>>204055945That's probably a bot. There are (millions?) of bot accounts on X that post rage bait exactly like pic related. It's a great idea because it garners a lot of engagement.
>>204055950what does clunge smell like?literally never smelt it in my life
>>204055991rotten putrid unpleasant
>>204055991intoxicating, sour, erotic
>>204055986My life really did improve substantially when I deleted X/TwitterNo more petty arguments from 80 IQ spastics with a limited understanding of the world ruining my conscious experienceThat being said, I still come to /brit/
>>204055971based
>>204055986i dont even live in the states and i can tell your blacks absolutely hate whites universally
new mentally unhinged kino just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aurfFsBYj8
not looking forward to deliberately ignoring the doorbell ringing in about 10-30 minutes
I love /brit/, some funny posts. The best. Great people. They love me over there. They say Donald we hope for you... for president this year.... they never said that for Harris or Joe Biden.....
>>204056066we have an unwritten code that any house without a pumpkin outside isnt participating and you shouldn't bother them
got an interview with the OLD toilberg. I got "released" (important to note: not fired) from them when my contract expired, and now I'm going for a new role. really hope I can get back if only for the sheer bants since I know half of the managers in my old sector fucking despised me.
>>204055897It's only getting posted because of the le funny constituency name
>>204056090well you've just written it so it isn't unwritten anymore
>>204056135don't bloody start
>>204056101vindictive little cunt, aren't you?
>>204056150Well he just started so it's too late not to start.
only the saddest mongs in the thread left
Everybody loves me now that i have a moustache
>>204056191
rorke and leftypol awkwardly encountering each other at a palestinian protest
>>204056199chat is this real?
I haven't had a night without boose in about 14 days straight, and only a handful of nights in the entire month of October.Normally between 6pm - 12am I will have a large glass of gin I slowly drink. On the weekends I drink till I pass out. It now takes me about 3 glasses of gin to start feeling it. When I go a day without drinking I don't feel myself, feel very anxious and gloomy and suicidal.
>>204056173dont bloody start i said! not in the mood
Now this is real music. Listen and learn, zoomers.https://youtu.be/8UFIYGkROII
can't stop daydreaming about cataclysm beta and associate memories
>80kg adults when a 0.1 g cockroach flies into themAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
whats sad is I just read /brit/. not having in the background. not tabbing over every once in a while. I sit and watch this. I enter the thread usually around 8am and it is now nearly 1:30am.
>>204056264that one of your gay wee video games is it
>>204055637I don't blame pakis
>>204056112i was in that thread
>>204056269have you considered going outside
watching Werewolf Women of the SS
>>204056274ayeload of shite but actually interesting
>>204056283to shop yes
>>204056254They don't make tunes like this anymore, I'll tell you what
>>204056191I'm back now so the party can begin
wish I could complain about my gfberg. I'm just sitting watching /brit/ alone. no reason to stay up but don't want to sleep.
>>204056191you included?
>>204056308Cursed image. Do NOT save.
>>204056264You mean Cataclysm as in WoW?I got into the beta also yeasr ago, I make a worgen and made it to like level 15 or some shit and when I got to Westfall it was all fucked up/incomplete there were no quests so I stopped playing kek
WAHTS THE BEST HALLOWEEN MOVIE TO WATCH RIGHT NOW
>>204056269samelike crack this place
>>204056315too latedoomed now
>>204056308
>>204056269i tab in and out and thought my addiction was badi think it's because it is one of the fastest threads on 4chan, 24/7
Boomers don't understand the concept of boomer in Internet slang. They still think it just means a rigidly defined generation.
nothing I saw on here today was funny or interesting of note. tomorrow will be the same. they days on /brit/ blur into one big slight nasal exhale. what a waste of a day. what a waste of a life
monitoring this particular australian election
the fact that it's 6:30 and you're playing with the microwave makes me think you're never going to leave and that's really sad because that means you're not going to drive into oncoming traffic tonight
>>204056392Ed's cocks am ar deep in Singh
Demolishing a pack of salt and vinegar McCoysunreal scran
>>204056416nice
only fucking pathetic hopeless gormfilled kafirs in the thread now. bye faggot
My favourite thing about Christmas is I can go to Tesco and buy a cheese and meat party platter and sit in my car eating it by myself
>>204056456nice
>>204056458can do that any time of the year mate
>>204056467no you can't it's illegal
DRIVE INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC DRIVE INTO ONCOMING TRAFFICGOI DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOT DINNERGO DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT NONCE FAGGOT GO KILL YOURSELF
yank schizo melty just to condemn the thread
THERE IS NO REASON FOR YOU TO BE HERE 99% OF THE TIMEIF I HAD A CAR I WOULD BE GONEWHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HEREGOGET IN YOUR FUCKING CAR AND GO YOU DUMB FAGGOT
live in the middle of fucking nowhere yet dadberg buys a box of chips and cola expecting us to get trick or treaters
still twists my melon that Americans cut off their sons willy to praise Moloch
as an adult i view christmas more as a hump to get over before the joys of easter's hot cross buns
>>204056467They don’t have the good variety of platters year round
>>204056519easter?
They do black magic in the CIA.
>>204056509calm yer jets mate>>204056524they have italian ones in morrisonssalami, proscuetto and different types of cheese
eating a fuck off tesco spread on my moped under a tarp this christmas to spite yank schizos
And don't think that your MI6 or whatever you call it is any different. They all do Satanic black magic.
>>204056509na im tired and going to bed soon
Aliester Crowley.Does that name ring a bell?You know he had connections with British intelligence agencies, right?
Might apply for a working holiday in the UK.I yearn for the fields.
>>204056578whole west of canada isn't good enough for you?
Another exampleCarl JungHe spied on Germany for the British in ww2.His code name was Agent 666.
>>204056581>end this clownworld funride we've been on since 2015*1969
>>204056536imagine a tiny pale willy bouncing off those tits, that's my willy and it's small because I've been transformed into my younger self but still maintain my adult brain so I am fully capable of consenting to sex acts
>>204056578plenty of fruit waiting to be picked in queensland
>>204055647>>204055647new
>>204056581a negro woman will be leading one of the most influential country's on the planet. the end of the world will follow soon after.
>>204056581why didnt biden do it already? harris is also literally the VP right now lol
>>204056572Never heard of him, unless you mean Aleister Crowley
>>204056589I also yearn for fog-laden fields, 300 days of rain, and the odd 40 euro return flight weekend trip to Europe.
>>204056626
>>204056637yeah whatever
>>204056611>104f>multiple organ failurelmao what. It gets over 110 here sometimes. Euros are so weak.
>>204056572Looks like HP Lovecraft's cat.Mittens.
>>204056639yeah but the country itself is a shithole not worth it
>>204056572yeah they made him into a yugioh card
>>204056639the east of canada not good enough for you?
>>204056658obviously due to dehydration not the heat itself
>>204056665He says in the shithole general.
>>204056593Jordan Peterson is a big fan of Carl Jung. Jordan went to McGill University, where the CIA did lots of MKUltra experiments.Jordan also worked for the UN a few years ago. The UN was started by a British Satanist woman named Alice Bailey who started a bank called Lucifer Trust.
had some old monkey nuts in the bottom of the cupboard and got rid of them easy tonight
this lil nigga in the corner just gave me a heart attack
based cat chad dropping ultra high level redpills left and right
Little demons ran off with all the candy
>>204056696
Howling https://youtu.be/vawTlNF12Bo?si=ey7N3dbVXDNDtUM0
on the toilet
The nigger spic federation of America is where I live and spend most my days
>>204056805
>>204056805I thought it was the United States, when did you change your name?
>>204056747I am quite a chad yes indeedI have markers of high testosterone such as a strong jawline and low body fat
>>204056823
>>204056823i would bet that you have a skinnyfat physique
>>204056823oh yeah also I have a deep voice
NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE FAGGOT THE LONGER YOU STAY HERE THE MORE BAD SHIT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLMCkDZpSLQfucking screaming
>>204056839Neck yourself
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
>>204056872Fucking not clickingSCREAMING
Whats happenin forum
Billy, Don’t Be a Hero
>>204056872brainrot: :/ japanese brainrot: :DDDD :OOOO!!!!!
DESPlTE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
>>204056871>/brit/>yank poster>"nobody wants you here"
>>204056875Now I'm naked
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE l AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
I'm not the man I once was
>>204056927Yes you are. Your personal identity or hypostasis in Greek is continuous over time.
>>204055662Did he die? He rammed his skull into the pavement.
>>204056920100% DEVIL SHIT
>>204056906Those photos aren't me.The greentext is me but some of those aren't true anymore. My hair and beard are long now.
I changed my sleep schedule to stay awake at night because of the dogs barking constantly during day but now it's my mother who bothers me by tossing and turning in her bed every second. it's quiet at night so I can hear it through the wall.
I’M GOING TO SHIT MYSELF!!!
>>204056972So you sleep during the day when the dogs are barking?
>>204056985Mike Patton is cool. I like Mr. Bungle.
UGHHHHHUh oh Daddy I left a wittle choco pressie in my panties againSoiled undies alertYou know the drill Daddy :/Pop poopey tee hee ugghh
just spewed my fucking guts up dunno if I’m concussed off when i accidentally hit my head of the ceiling yesterday. Didn’t hurt anymore after i did it no headaches or anything Could be food poising off the stir fry i made but i never get food poising, haven’t since i was 14 or something feeling really mental health and anxiety because of this and the gf has left me so I’m all alone to deal with this imagine if i died and she found out and felt guilty
truth be told I am a bit submissive, and extremely breedable
>>204057005oh boo hoo you poor gf-having little flower
Nazi Germany
listening to bleach by nirvana
Ohh marone
>>204057028what about it
>>204057005Your gf left you for a reason. Why would she be concerned with your death? She's forgotten about you already, and has had seven or eight dates off tinder.
>>204057028The Luciferian magician Carl Jung spied on Nazi Germany for the British government and his code name was Agent 666.
>>204056979zased
>>204057067um
>>204057043She's been 19 for 20 years.
>>204057067get a real hobby adam
>>204057003It was banter
Women as a group take pride in being less intelligent than men
Imagine being that old Chinese man. He probably tore off his cock the moment he got back to his cage
STAND BACKIM GOING TO POOP!
Don’t know what I’m doing really
vgh want to find a casino nearby where I can play baccarat
>>204057101In Christianity man has authority over woman.This is another thing that Jordan Peterson gets wrong because he says that man and woman are equal which is wrong.
sucking an irish red
>>204057113would wank myself silly
>>204057130Posting in /brit/ arent you fella
Entering the 18th hour of my schizo gigameltyI don't know how much longer I can go on for But I cannot stop
frasier back in seattle for the latest nu-frasier
that's liquid poo in a jar
>>204057170Thanks mate x
>sucking an irish red
HG Wells helped plan world war one many years before it happened.
>>204057205Take your meds and go to bed
>>204057224UM
I'm gonna watch a movie now. Bye bye.
leave it to janny to be around at the deadest fucking hours but no where to be seen when it actually matters.
based spainfreak getting catyank to fuck off
Nighty night lads x
>>204057259>going to beyou don't leave /brit/ much do you
Erm... why are green texts no longer green
>>204057239
>>204057158KEK this was me back in May 2022. Ended up with me drunk as fuck spamming catchphrases in the thread over and over and telling everybody I was Jesus
I would walk 804 kilometres and I would walk 804 more, just to be the man who would walk 1608 kilometres to fall down at your door.
how many of you realize that you are evil?(the answer is zero because those truly consumed by evil are fully deluded and believe that they are good)
>>204057315it's not right what they did to my raymond
>>204057315didn't realize you guys have kitschy sentimental boomer's paradise style art
>>204057364Another boring, slaggy looking bint. You cunts really have fucking dogshit taste in women.
UNCS SHIT HIMSELF AGAINYA BILSH
I was slightly rude to my manager in a "factually true, but dismissive" wayI have sent them an apology and I hope they don't use their power over my life to destroy my job
>>204055861Kill me, Pete
alright my virgin friends, now imagine this:sex…………………………….but with a black man
>>204057364>>204057379I want to wank badly but i cant during the month of november
>>204057419but I am black...
>>204057335thankfully we have had a religion for the past 2,000 years that deals with this fundamentally fallen nature of man
>>204057419Why are you a homosexual?
>>204057419
Got a lump on my neck lads think it might be the big C
>>204057364woman trying to not be objectify themselves challenge (impossible) [EMOTIONAL][GONE WRONG]
>>204057430So let's go thereLet's make our escapeCome on, let's go thereLet's ask can we stayCan you take me higherTo a place where blind men seeCan you take me higherTo a place with golden streets
>>204056962imagine actually admitting to that greentexti genuinely thought the opposite but you've just confirmed it
>>204057379i'd support him if he passed but he ugly af
Got the Tyler the Creator Goblin on
>>204057446Its called an adams apple mate means youre growing up and becoming a man (:
>>204057426cancels out the gayness then>>204057435>>204057445when did i say i personally wish to procreate with a black man?
>>204057464It's just the hair really. She seems to be going for a tomboyish look. If she presented more stereotypically feminine she would pass much better
>>204057465cant believe i bought that album when it came outyoung me had horrendous taste in music i blame skateboarding
some things are too horrendous to contemplateso feel real fearfeel real fear and sorrowand understand nothing and run to your dark dank burrow and hide and shiver and imagine yourself spitting venom imagine yourself having dominion imagine yourself being a devil and dragging everyone to hell with youand get everything you deserveyour visions are true you will suffer and suffer and I can do nothing to stop you for you are too blind and stupid
November 1, 2024The enemy advanced near Novoukrainka, Bohoyavlenka, Maksymilianivka, Pobeda, Kostiantynivka and in Novodmytrivka.12:17 AM
>>204057497kursk status?
how come normal people in the 1930s and late 20s didn't think it was weird germans had those armbands and stuff
>>204057513false premise
>>204057513they probably seen germany get absolutely wrecked by ww1 and the great depression and thought well good for them, they are trying to get their act together. fascism was just seen as an alternative political view and a reaction to the poverty and chaos.don't think anyone had the idea they would rapidly industrialise and remilitarise and go on a bloody conquest of Europe causing a war that killed 80 million people
Mad how she was completely vindicated.
>>204057513People still cared about aesthetics back then and thought the uniforms looked stylish.Good political aesthetics became seen as "problematic" because of association with fascists and communists in the latter half of the 20th century, and neoliberals forced the idea that normal politicians have to be boring and wear business suits instead
>>204057539Not quite fair to attribute deaths from the second sino-japanese war to Germany though is it
>>204057540LITERALLY fucking WHO?!??!?
Need Emma Watson to use me as a toilet.
>>204057563is ecosia broken?
>>204057379stop watching tiktok videos of literal children you weirdo
>>204057573Just won a bidding war on ebay for her colostomy bag
>>204057485Nah it’s cringekino
>>204057540in what way was she vindicated?
>>204057573she does look very pretty here. love the messy tired look on women
>>204057594mental how nonces like him can operate so openly in todays societyat least saville kept it hidden
>>204057539britain caused the war
>>204057598pretty? it looks like jordan peterston
*enters /brit/**grumbles incoherently*
>>204057598bro thinks that look is "messy"...
>>204057605british media industry is one big nonce ringthey all are in on it and second one steps out of line their nonce activities get leaked to the publicspeaking of which, which of the top gear trio is most likely to be a nonce? I know it is hardly thinkable.
>>204057622ktim
>>204057623you know what he meant
Do you regularly use power tools in Europe? I feel like you don’tAnyway dewalt makita Milwaukee or hilti?
>>204057626>speaking of which, which of the top gear trio is most likely to be a nonce? I know it is hardly thinkable.James May
>>204057629aye and now his communication will be more correct in future
>>204057638cant imagine hammond doing it tbf, he's a jovial midget half brain damaged from his crashes. it's always the ones you least expect though.
>>204057635correct, the "powered tool" industry has yet to reach Europe, the technology just isn't there yet
>>204057635never heard of hiltimost tradies seem to like de walt
>>204057638wrong it's clarkson end of
>>204057657Source?
>>204057605>at least saville kept it hiddenno he didn't, people just thought he was making edgy jokes
>>204057605The UK is a Tatchellite paedocracy
>>204057639fait enough
>>204057667
>>204057645I just feel like the most building any European does is assembling ikea furnitureThey don’t have serious tradies like we do
>>204057605
mad how aussies are going about their lives right nowat work, in school, in shops, driving aboutand its the dead of night here
>>204057683world spins on its axisone man pubgoes while the other relaxes
>>204057690yer ma spins on my axis heheheh
>>204057702I strongly suspect she's secretly fat
>>204057702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH0M83drPAw
Kumtucky
>BBC, 19 August: "The violence was started by false online rumours that the suspect in the Southport attack was a Muslim.">BBC, 29 October: "[He] has been charged with producing the poison ricin and possessing a military study of an al-Qaeda training manual."
>>204057715She looks like a guy who's been faceapped, that's what I say
>>204057732mental how a man went to prison for three years for spreading misinformation because he said exactly that
>>204057732you're telling me the news updates as more information comes to light?
>>204057751>>204057751>>204057751
>>204057732>and possessing a military study of an al-Qaeda training manual."clearly a white supremacist studying the ways of his ennemyand ricin can't present itself in the form of white powder, white powder, white poweri blame right wing rhetorics for this
>>204057768can*
