Children of the Corn edition
back once again with the renegade master
*raises your tax*
non-heathermong edition>>204067836>>204067836>>204067836>>204067836
Are branded underwear better quality?
>>204067866wait a minute that's not sir keir
>>204067918They are more pleasing to a women’s eye and that’s all that matters
>>204067918no, they're churned out the same asian sweatshops as everything else
lads china will rule the world any day now I'm going to learn mandarin
Is Diego with God now?
>>204067931Why are they more pleasing to a woman's eye than these?
got the bedroom window open to get rid of the salami smell
>>204067955because the marketing says it is and marketing is never false or misleading
I would die for salesforce
>>204067955even the image of these makes me fanny close up
Stepdad about to walk in the door and moan that I don't do fuck all at work even though I double his salary. Grim
Oh! Oh I'm autistic..
>>204068008is he your pimp or summat
anime
>>204067955women only understand symbols
extra large packet of pom-bears for lunch
*BRRRRWHHAAAAALLLLLOPPP*
>>204068029Nah hes just a hater
going to try and get her to stay here tonightit doens't have to mean anything and it means i get to see her and touch her
still feeling wired from last night
>>204067955You want your penis area to look dangerous and inviting. It’s all about symbolism, these boxers scream I am an awkward twat
>>204067918I dunno about 'branded', but there is definitely shite underwear and good underwear, and the good underwear costs more
just wear plain black incel underwear
>>204068054we gon do something about you nigga
What's wrong with these George briefs?
>>204068071bit mean this
>>204068071ktim
>>204068082ebonicsaussie
>>204068086Those aren’t briefs.
I get a new box of CK boxers for christmas from me mum every single year, it's become a little joke now, like she gets a chocolate orange from her sister ever year. Love little funny family gimmicks like that.
>>204068008We all earn double his salary. Tell him to delete multiple news quicker.
I'm an incel Rorke
what leads a man to post emma watson farting every thread for years
>>204068086Dunno, but they look shite from the picture, probably get stretched out of shape and the band will get deformed after the first wash
Genuinely awful feeling when in a sudden fit of self-reflection you realise an impermeable and definitive truth about yourself while at your work desk. 90 seconds of head in hands and then back to Available on Teams
if you've got as far as taking your clothes off in front of her you've already sealed the dealthe idea that she's gonna be turned off and leave just by your choice of boxers is laughable
ELONLON
>>204068147You are speaking from a place of inexperience
>>204068117It's quite funny and the wording is always varied and fresh unlike other spammers
>>204068117severe mental illness
>>204067918>>204067931>>204068068>>204067980>>204068000>>204068067Hmm, can anyone name some good and comfortable boxers for a lad with thick-ass thighs? I find my boxers keep tending to turn up at the bottom of the leg bits and trying to bundle themselves up nearer to my crotch?
>>204067790We just had this edition heathersubhuman can you please get new material?
>>204068153Weird guy that Elon
>>204067999stop making /brit/ your hobby, retard
>>204068117always found them quite funny 2bh. its a shame ive had to filter yanks. but it had to happen
>>204068147bet the same lads arguing about this shit are the ones doing nofap and everything, worried about the complete wrong shite when it comes to actually attracting a woman
>>204068165Next trunks mate x
>>204068165just get ones with decent cotton content, preferably 100% or close
The motivational viewinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnEw4f_nwPw&ab_channel=BrokeTheInterwebUnironically some of the best advice I've ever been given
>>204068165y-fronts
>>204068162the senpai on the bounce
>>204068165jock straps are ideal for this. little pouch to support your package and no restriction in movement
>Trump enters New Mexico rally to The Undertaker theme song, donning black and gold MAGA hat.Based.
>>204068197Just the thought of wearing y-fronts is making me cringe.
rorke soiling his LV briefs
>>204068153They are wearing George briefs
ohmydays
>>204067999 it's because it's a politics thread so janny will delete ituse your fucking noodle
>>204068213what thread do you think you're in?
lunchtime on Fridaymere hours left til we're free
We out tonight then lads? It Friday
always a bit sad when you see some povvo druggie single mum with kids out on the street and they're obviously not fully fucked in the head yet even though they will be eventually
>>204068153why is the top image so famous? I see it regularly or images imitating it, what's it from?
>>204068239I'm going to play some Pokémon violet and drink some wine
>>204068235Lots of work ahead tho, did fuck all this morning>>204068239No I’m 32 and settled down, 10 years ago yes
>>204068211Doesnt the band round your arse try and migrate?
>>204068239nah. up early tomorrow for a hike in the brecons
>>204068165I only ever wear under armour heatgear compression shorts for underwear because I also have quite big legs thanks to gymcel activities. It's far better than cotton, completely breathable, feels secure. I will continue to ignore the 100% cotton mongs since I still get regular erections, have a measured high test level, and every woman who has seen thinks my willard looks great in them. Remember the people who talk about muh polyester leeching into you and the same runts who eat like shit and are idle dossers and have no problem with that.
>>204068255you could save them
>>204068229
>under armour heatgear compression shorts for underwear
>>204068266nah my bum is curvy so the straps stay in place
What do women think of Nutmeg boxers?
>>204068229their only hope is to have cricket be in the olympics kek. hope not, would be insufferable to have baseball or cric in the olympics
>>204068304get the shorter version in black or grey, these are the longest types. underarmour boxer jocks are good too if you need a piss hole.
>>204068330special needs boxers
>>204068309pics x
Heathermong's got a new obsession
why are you freaks so insecure about what underwear you've got on literally no woman will see them stop pretending that's a consideration you need to make
>>204068330they don't
>worked for a company in accounting on a 3 year contract>contract expired last September>toilberg said he wouldn't take me back because of poor communication on my end (which I confess he was right about)>applying for the same company again but in tax this time>got an interview coming up with one of the manager>they're inevitably going to ask me about my prior work experience with themShould I be honest and say that my communication was an issue in the past BUT that I've been making efforts to improve it (giving examples of what I've done/changed) OR do I just lie and hope that they don't ask any of the managers that I use to work for? It's a different office, different role, different everything - but it's the same company.
>>204068349he is insane
The UK's £2.7 trillion debt does not include £1.3 trillion of unfunded pension liabilities for government employees
All the shaggers out tonight
>>204068330>What do women thinkI dont care.
>>204068180>Next trunks mateI'll give them a go.>>204068268>under armour heatgear compression shortsAnd these too. I've tried 100% cotton before, but then you go and sit down and it tries to cut off the circulation in your leg, pinching your thigh. Just doesn't work for me. : (
https://www.gq.com/story/underwear-women-want-you-to-wear
All Saints Day today lads
>>204068364Should probably be upfront with it but you can always play it off a bit and make it look like a problem rather than your own shortcoming It depends on the size of the business whether they’ll check with the other manager. In a big corp they probably wouldn’t
>>204068382Nobody has the bollocks to make the tough calls like I could, I'd eviscerate the scroungers and and fill Britain's coffers sky high
New Arcane soon lads
>>204068415who doesn't know already this
>>204068415i dont wear any of those types
>>204068426autistic virgin slop
>>204068364maybe get a real bloody job you poor
Drop zone 4 please, Ben
just gone grovelling, im what the cat dragged in
Gawr Gura Sings Playlist 2 ( 20 Songs )
Pooing out my bumhole
>>204068415>(((Calvin Klein)))Women really are obsessed with branding
>>204068415it's not the branding, just buy dark coloured boxer briefs and stop worrying if you have the right type
For me it’s man thongs
>>204068450
Love these underwear, but I only wear them when I think I stand a chance of shagging or when I need a boost of confidence. Every other time it's primark undies that got like £2 a pair. Designer underwear should only be used sparingly, imo
>>204068449went crawling back did yatail between your legshat in hand
>>204068460Olive is not a dark colour
>>204068466i cant wear white boxers for reasons id rather not go into
Poo 2 complete of the poovember challenge (pooing every day in November)
>>204068473just swallowed a big load of my pride
>>204068449are you the lad who got left by his ex?
>>204068487Dark olive is
if it’s not a natural material, it’s not touching my body simple as
no sheeps outpresumably out grazing elsewherepleasant autumnal colours to be found over yonder
>>204068420>you can always play it off a bit and make it look like a problem rather than your own shortcomingcan you expand on that a bit?
>>204068487not light is it
>>204068364Be honest and then explain to them *how* you learned from the experience and *what* has changed as it signals developmental capabilities
been out of work since june. nowhere is hiring. or at least nowhere is hiring me.
>>204068525>grazingFOY
What a wacky night at the pub! lads up to antics, stories exchanged, and I’m proper muntddhow are you all?
>>204068518no, he's far more pathetic than I
>>204068543what do sheeps do if not graze?
Going to get drunk and say some SSMisms to my mates who have no idea who SSM is. Oh it gonna be lush
>>204068522good post. people wrapping their balls in boxer shorts made from oil, bizarre
>>204068546It's 13:40 and I'm back to toil following a lunch breakNo mental friday night benderism just yet
>>204068430Guess you're not getting your leg over then?
>>204068560its grasing you imbecile
Peter Hitchens proven right as usual yet again
>>204068525They are chopped up and I have one of their legs in my fridge
What about Tesco F&F?
I ignore americans like I ignore the dog's shit at the side of the road
>>204068567Screaming love doing this except now they all know who SSM is and hate him and hate me for doing it
>>204068537thanks - seems like the smart thing to do. just very reluctant to reveal any weaknesses in an interview - especially since it's at the same company.
That’s enough now, boxers conversation has run its course
>>204068594odd thing to scream
>>204068591incredible post
>>204068582Peter Hitchens is an amorphous Jew
need to study heatherfreak's mind and see what's currently causing him to be obsessed with boxer briefs
I quite like the yanks who post here, the only one I dislike is Gingernonce - but I don't judge all yanks based on that one oddball.
Don't care that I'm doxxing myselfI went out with the mates as John Honey lol
>>204068528I don’t entirely know what you mean by “communication” if it was just that you didn’t clearly state you wanted your contract extended or what but just use passive language like “a miscommunication was had” or something don’t put the focus on you fucking up. Make it known you wanted to continue there but your wires got crossed somehow and it’s a shame but you like the company and look forward to the chance to remain there while learning something new
>>204068571You’re almost there mate
>>204068415>The breakout star here is by far the black Calvin Kleins. Women liked the sleek silhouette and the fact that the dark color hides stains.STAINS! : / What sort of troglodyte is leaving stains all over their underwear?
>>204068647scrmeaiogn
>>204068546wahey here comes trouble. I'm feeling good because I'm about to go to the shop to get some beers to kick the weekend off
>>204068647
>>204068647Nobody on brit has a tattoo
>>204068652this has to be shooped
>>204068647did anyone get the reference?
>>204068674he's naturally bald mate
>>204068660Sweat JizzPoo
are you more of a geezer or a bloke?
>>204068648mmmhh okay yeah I see, that makes sense, thanks for the advice mate
>>204068672I have six tattoos as follows:>L O V E on my left knuckles>my ex's name on my right wrist>this very gay vine thing creeping up my left thigh>my dad's initials over my heart>this abstract pattern on my left arm>a chicken just above my bum which was a "joke
>>204068636He's just like Mousenonce how certain topics - no matter how banal - become his sole obsession for a period of timeDue to severe autism
>>204068698neither - much more of a chap, me
>>204068647Kek based
>>204068715all pretty gay tbqh lad
ffs ive just had a letter through and the landlordberg is putting my rent up £105 a month
On the trainNearing the epicentre of Donedon
The Simpsons killed MaudeSouth Park killed ChefNeither show was good after these events.
>>204068594It not right the way your friends treat are Mark
>>204068758set fire to the place
>>204068697>SweatHow many days in a row are you wearing them for sweat to start to stain the underwear?!>JizzPut a clean pair of kacks on before you go out on a date maybe?>PooWipe your arse you dirty beggar!
i am armed with a keen intellect
>>204068415>meanwhile me in my no name boxer briefs>>204068672i have several, almost a dozen
just saw a small dog called hector
>>204068758He should be on later today if you’d like a word with him
>>204068758is there another way to pay the rent? ;)
>>204068647Hahaha that's a good one lad
>>204068789one of those “too smart for sex” types are you?
>i am armed with a keen intellect
yay or nay?
leftypol turning a blind eye to this
Making a brew and getting the bangers defrosted for tea, it’s gonna be an epic Friday night lads x
Not entirely sure what I’m doing at the gym these days Just like doing benches and squats so I do those and then a few dumbbell exercises and pull ups
>>204068758>rentinghehe stupid goyim
>>204068841looks like a pair of tits!
>>204068841rorke turning a blind eye to this
listening to fightstar
>>204068842>Yorkshire Teagood lad
*shows up to the /brit/ Halloween party in my SeasideMARK Liverpool Christmas jumper*
>>204068842Got an extra special melty locked and loaded for this evening?
I am being kicked out of my rental property because landlordberg is taking ownership I think parents are seeing it as an excuse to get me on the property ladder tho which is good Was getting a good deal on that place, fuck house sharing for the same price York well spenny now
>>204068904kill yourself
>>204068842Why did you stop again pretending to have moved to Spain?
Fireworks Night is the Protestant Halloween
>>204068890mad how you're always here to reply to 'him'haha
was fingering my arse right up to the knuckle and farted accidentally and the force of it launched my hand away like a missile
>>204068790post feet
Keep the curry stench out of the VP's mansion
pee wee
>>204068904zesty
Sir Jeremy Corbyn
>>204068932crazy how gays would get a hard on reading thisnot me tho
>>204068930Pure coincidence x
Normalise anally destroying right wing women
Mental how I tried to improve my life for 3 years and it's worse anyway aha
>>204069010>right wing womendon't exist
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10/31/pensioner-died-sepsis-nurse-alcohol-wipe-injection-inquest/Wonder what the country of origin of this nurse was
https://youtu.be/Qcr52GgWjk0?feature=sharedIf you want to dance, this is our chanceIf you want to dance, let's take our chance
>>204069027Reviving up my six 3 year passes and NordVPN for an epic meltdown of such gigaproportions its never been seen before
>>204069061dont knwo what any of this means
>>204068936x
>>204068980i didnt and im pretty gay
>>204069088Oh youlllsee
>>204069101
>>204069041Millennial Irish diaspora anthem
>>204069101yummy smooth soles ^_^
You lads tune into The Chase every weekday just to look out for new Bradley screenshots?
>>204068789Good on you my friend. Ignore the hateful memes, you have learned that pure logic is the most valuable asset.
>>204069136Mhmm x
>>204069101bizarre shape to those
>>204068567Been dropping bradleys in my lads whatsapp chat for about a year now and they find it hilarious
>>204069147bradley looks like an old decrepit man nowthere are no screenshots of modern brad
>>204068864maybe i should just buy. ive not been in my job for long though and i cant afford to buy outright
longest you have went without washing lads?
>>204069193Think it why just shy of 10 days
i'm the lord of this thread
>>204069206hs?
>>204069193Maybe three days while camping
Mental how beautiful and wonderful my girlfriend is and how deeply in love with each other we areSimply a mental feeling lads
I’ve set him off lol, he’s even come off the UK VPN
>>204069258Is she white?
>>204069258Haha yeah
>>204069258yeah but how do you know that she's really in love with you and not just pretending?
>>204069277She's half jewish (doesn't practice)
>>204069131thx m8 x>>204069153ive always thought so too
>>204069295eewww lol
>>204069295no such thing as half jewishif your mother is jewish then you're jewishthat's it
>>204069295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
>>204069169>>204069235It amazes me that these sites have been operating for years with impunity. Its almost like there's no impetuous to take them down.
why cant i filter out auctions on rightmove?
there are two tesco pear ciders are calling my name from the kitchen
>>204069325Her dad's the jewish one so I guess she is not Jewish and neither will our kids be
>>204069360you're polluting your genes
>>204069360correct
A Thing of Beauty Will Never Fade Away
>>204069360I wouldn’t be so surePlenty of Jews just have a Jewish father; they technically have to convert but they don’t forget it
>>204069360Need a Jewish girlfriend pronto, how on earth do I get one?
>>204069378I'm creating white anglo saxon children with jewish intelligence
alright sod itget the xmas tunes on
>>204069421be rich
>>204069337It's not illegal
>>204069425>jewish intelligencea myth
never heard americans named gemma
It's basically the weekend if you think about it
>>204069436rich in character and personality?
>>204069488money
Michael buble is mere DAYS away from being completely thawed
>>204069402Well I don't practice judaism and neither does she, so I seriously doubt any offspring are gonna be doing so
SeasideMARK competing with Ladbaby for the Christmas number 1
>>204069457ok
get him booked
I have a weak heart and a loud, unexpected firework could kill me.
Huge Ackman
>>204069535Sounds like a loud unexpected fart when stuck in an elevator with someone could kill you too then.
>>204069535*Sticks a Catherine Wheel in your walls*
monster hunter beta test on on steam lads, let's GAME
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ECGKcl4s-k
1/4 arab, me
*lights it and sneaks away*
Always get Sunlife adverts when I watch tele. I must have old man taste
>>204069614paki diaspora
>>204067924It's Sir Keir's Korean cousin!
>>204069469it is my weekend. off today and tomorrow. toiling on Sunday.
>>204068086She wants a man with ASDA underwear
she wants a man with a costco card
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N-PyWfVkjZcWAHEY!
Mental how women think Donedon isn't dire
>>204068466Can't beat Primani
>>204069614You can get any Israeli girl you want
They made Rorke woke
everybody just fuck off then did they right before a new thread
Feeling so shit
>>204069730Pengdon is peng
Honestly might kill myself. This letter with a huge rent rise is just a reminder about how shit my life is and how it will never improve and is only getting worse. I'll never be able to afford to buy. I'll never have a well paid job. I'm always going to be at the mercy of corporate employers and landlords. Living in a cold horrible house in a slum and working a job I don't like. And for what? This non existence. No wife, no girlfriends, no children, no prospect of it ever happening for me. Fuck all family and no friends. A pointless wasted life. I wonder how long it will take for the landlord to find my decomposing body if I take a drug overdose or get some helium or whatever.
>>204069752why did you save it twice?
>>204069857Bet you’re fun at parties
>>204069857Take it to britfeel, loser
>>204069876I didn't save itI copy pasted it from a different thread :3
>>204069857You should look on the bright side moreBe yourself
love powerful historical women mealways think about what it must have been like to shag a Queen who ruled over an Antiquarian civilisation
what goes on on brifeel nowadays? haven't been there for about 5 years
>>204069884Not been to a party in at least a decade. And I wouldn't have been fun back then. I used to drink too much to deal with nerves and anxiety and then id fuck stuff up. Steal things, break stuff, be nasty to people, throw up all over. >>204069918No>>204069930What bright side? I've been myself and I hate myself and want to die.
>>204069939Would like to have a Time Machine to have sex with olden days womenWould fuck a Neanderthal or an earlier hominidAn Egyptian, a Babylonian, an Ancient Greek
>>204069955Last I went, it was about 3 lads who were alright and the rest was overrun by the most dire tripfags ive ever seen. Genuinely the most grim people you could imagine
>>204069955glorified whatsapp group for a small band of sad freaks
>>204069988>>204070008the same as /brit/ then
I'm marrying a Jewess to save the Anglo-Saxon race
>people at work start talking about trump and tories in a meeting at workFucking hell some people think everyone wants to hear their political opinions, wish they'd put a sock in it.
>>204069981reckon most of them would have been munters to be fair. in the days before decent nutrition and makeup I reckon the average bint on the street would make your modern day Obese Newcastle GreggsOrc look like Helen of Troy
>>204070047I’m a freak if you didn’t pick up on my desire to fuck a pre-human semi-ape
>>204070044My Linkedin at the moment is filled to the bastard brim of neocons bitching and moaning about labour raising taxes Sick of em
>>204070036Nah this place is very normal compared to there
dogshit, early, ban-evasionwill Janny do FUCKING ANYTHING? no.
