ugly eurangutan editionprevious >>204095396
hey guys Samantha here, I see I have a new fan, but he's autistic as fuck and probably a circle so you can dispose of him for me? thanks tee hee
>>204097363and Scotland
>>204097363who are these faggots and why are you posting them
do your balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro?could you tie them in a knot? could you tie them in a bow?could you hang them over-shoulder like a continental soldier?do your balls, hang, low?
>why yes I do defend tranny rapistsL M A O
>>204097410Modern Europeans. Stop being xenophobic
today(yesterday) I ate>26 ounces of pan fried chicken made into 4 sandwiches>an entire bag of takis intense nacho "waves" chips>an entire bacon lovers red baron pizza smothered with aftermarket pepperonis as well as some pickled jalapenos>an entire reese's peanut butter chocolate bar>one(1) bagel with cream cheeseI am not fat
Is it safe to come out now? is the sperg gone and done spamming the thread with his boring shit?
>>204097431you soon will be fat also none of that sounds particularly good
>>204097434he just posted... gettt the HELLL OUTTA THERE!
i m just waiting to jer koff again
Might do a bit of light writing before bed, working on another world build project I will probably delete later
>>204097447oh shit you're right it hadn't loaded in. Well...maybe he'll stop sperging out about gay shit
>>204097456its november
>>204097414no. i have a small cock and small balls.
>>204097467r u a tranny
>>204097463ill just off when i want and not because some "grass roots" group nobody would ever be able to find the origins or leader/s of tells me to not jerk off
Running a high fever right now feel like I'm burning alive
>>204097460Can I be the heroine of your new world?
>>204097476alri hardman
>>204097446DYEL cope
cant get hard rn my dick says "no"
nnn being mainstream is the worst thing the internet has caused, I hear my coworkers talking about it occasionally, I should not be forced to hear about their jerk off routines
>eats goyslop>pretends he cares about his macrosyeah ok
currently have a spell of softness active on everyone ITTT
>>204097434I will ALWAYS sperg
>>204097500post wrist right NOW
>>204097502go away brian
>>204097494it's haunting you, what they said about their masturbation habits
I have a long way to go
>>204097504That's why you're an incel freak
>>204097524SEETHE. The troon will never be a woman
>>204097510whose leg do i have to hump to get some respect around here
>>204096312You shouldn’t let one or two posters being rude trigger a BPD splitting episode with all of /cum/, as their thoughts are not representative of the general consensus, and they’re probably just trying to get a rise out of you anyway (trolling on 4chan? whoa)
>>204097523Maybe if you eat more candybars
The second ratpedo goes brian comes to take his place. It's almost like they're linked
>>204097530It's actually just one guy, too. But he's been sperging all night long about it.Kinda think it's the kid who was annoying posting a while ago about how his ex was just like spinny and wouldn't shut up about that. Similar autism
>>204097530me on the right except i look like this
>>204097485It's an alternate history america so the heroine is the queen of canada
>>204097530wrong image >>204097541almost like all that you do is complain about anyone for years and it hasnt gotten any better and that youre the fucking problemconstantly just sat there crying. shut the fuck up man go talk to people
>>204097541ratpedo being brian is far more believable than Jason being ackshually spinny, which is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.
>>204097558No one here likes you. You beLIEve some gay leaf is here for you when in reality they're still in /shit/
uhhh, peterthats my best brian impression
that leaf youre thinking about is the proxy brit Canada probably wanted me to stop anyways so he made me
>>204097530I've been waiting for her first actual bpd blowup on here and it took a surprisingly long time to happen, a testament to modern psychiatric medicine perhaps
>>204097589it was alright
>>204097571There is nothing worse than believing a woman posts here and even worse defending said "woman"
PMSing more like
>>204097602you're starting to embarrass yourself
>>204097602just stop already faggot, we know your dumb opinion and it doesn't even make sense.
cuz toby youuuuuyou got what i needbut you say you're just a mouseand they say you're just a nonce
>talking to a girl on disc>we have great chemistry>she has autistic hobbies>shes interested>find out shes trans
the fruit flies are gone next year it would be a few weeks or maybe the start of last monththats when they probably lay their eggs. then they all disappear next year, those days will be drinking days (and ill go to sleep with alcohol), and then i can have the bottles to put out. then i can cap them, fruit fly eggs inside, and throw the bottles out
>>204097614>>204097628Xhe will never have sex with you and even so he has a penis
>>204097602Even if spinny was a tranny (she's not, trust me I'm a troon expert and you're an autistic freak), the whole thread would rather have spinny than your lame spergouts.
>>204097639discord should have been your first red flag
>>204097658>the thread would be better with her sanrioshitYou are a simp
>>204097671like every girl with autistic hobbies uses it though. im forced to use it if i want to socialize and play vidya or something at home.
>>204097687Yes I'd take her over you any day. You're stupid and a faggot
shut the fuck up
>>204097707You're just mad because you don't believe I have a vajoina
>>204097701Soon you won't even be able to tell by voice chatting!https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=zkaBK5erB2c
>>204097523Me too blud
erm femboys
>>204097707you on the right, spinny on the left
>>204097721i was on voice with them the whole time. its already over. i feel bad because they werent a bad person or anything. maybe i will just be upfront and try to be friends.
Spinnysimp got BTFO in both threads
>>204097726you're not going to build muscle on a bike, dumbass
>>204097726Jason…
its over
>>204097721Damn why do I need to voice train?!>>204097742Not Jason
>>204097742lmao stop the autist already sees gayson around every corner
>>>/sp/145440627Gay
im good at eco
>>204097766ze dolphin?
>>204097766eco global survival?
>>204097736I'm sure they're plenty fine but it's perfectly fine to want a real girl, the fact that you'd even feel bad about not wanting to date a man is a very weird position to be in.
im good at random numbers and predictions
The simp accusations don’t even make sense. People like or dislike /cum/posters based on whether they’re pleasant to converse with in the thread, or annoying to be around. It’s a very platonic thing, not fuelled by eros
>>204097756>Damn why do I need to voice train?!You gonna hold up your phone and have it translate your manvoice to animegirl in real time in real life?
>>204097797ん?
>>204097795He hasn't said a single thing that makes sense though. I'm sure it's the pure autism that has him confused about people thinking we're trying to have sex with text on a screen
best secured credit card to fix my good goy score?
>>204097797That's a joke because I already voice trained, my voice is just ok but I can keep improving it.
>>204097827Amerimutt Express Aerogoy PLATINUM
credit cards are free money
>>204097838Just ok isn't fooling anyone, sweetie
>>204097800I don't know why people say this. Whether you reply to him or not he's going to spam his nonsensical ramblings. It's like expecting something normal from a meth addled homeless person on the subway
>>204097854Got a $5 foot long for you right here
>I don't know why people say this. Whether you reply to him or not he's going to spam his nonsensical ramblings. It's like expecting something normal from a meth addled homeless person on the subway
>>204097850Just ok for me since I'm self conscious but that's fine, self improvement and all that, I've talked with plenty of anons already and they couldn't tell.
>>204097827
>>204097872Post a vocaroo lol
I have pain my ankle bone and I'm not sure where it came from >>204097869>>204097874Cringe
>>204097795>The simp accusations don’t even make senseThe guy is just mad spinny won't be romantic with him, so he's lashing out and trying to hurt her feelings. There's a literal tranny posting rn and he doesn't care, ale was posting earlier too. Very transparently angry he's a loser
>>204097363Bad thread Matthew
>>204097886I've posted them a bunch elsewhere on /int/ already. I don't want to make noise this late. I'll post one tomorrow.
>>204097934post the old ones then duh
>>204097903Please do not call george cringe I identify with him on a spiritual level
>>204097914Lmao so true
>>204097872What you should really do is just go the f1nn route and use your man voice and not even care
You call out the troon poster and suddenly people start calling out old attentionwhores for no reason
WE LOVE YOU SPINNY
>Matthewwho
>>204097960I'll leave you be for now then Matt
>>204097966idk. a fat 80% of you are stuck as "Timmy" to me
>>204097961I'm going to leave you alone after this but that is a fucking man
>>204097974Could you leave us forever?
and after butthew he went onto Brian
>>204097974and what's wrong with that, supposing?
>>204097973funny I had you pegged as deyshawniqua
Where the white women at?
>>204098001sorry we only have mexican trannies here, tyrone.
and then there were eight
big titty goth insane asylum gf
>>204098005....My favorite...
Imagine if you had a mexican tranny in your car, that thing would never shift.it'd always be on siesta!
I thought about being a tranny once, but then I realized I'm way too tall and my voice is too deep
>>204098071https://voicecel.org/lets see it
The Beatles are actually good.FITE ME
>>204098071I'm so mature. I'm so mature. I'm so mature I got my a therapist to tell me there's other men i don't want none of that I just want you
>>204098104is that the tool they were secretly using to train AI voices?
>>204098104Nice try!
>>204098125no it simply tells you how deep your voice is. pic rel, im very mid.
>>204098104You don't believe I'm too tall?
>>204098140i dont think you should troon out in the slightest but tall women are justice.
erm what the sigma
>>204098135I feel like it's not a great test cause the first time I got like 80hz then 140 then I did it a few more times and it kept coming back 100.anyways last time I did it on another website the result was similar to this
hello. hello computer. this is me talking in a low voice. i am talking in my lowest voice right now. computer give me a good score
had ice cubes in my vodka today :) made it a lost easier to drink
>>204098265thats for scotch ya doofus. mix vodka with orange juice.
>>204098152I wore my friends high heels once at a bar and I was like 6'7" was kinda fun until I fell over cause I got too drunk
>>204098274what are you fucking gay?
>>204098281no sane person drinks vodka on the rocks to enjoy its flavor. because it tastes like shit. vodka is the goyslop of alchohol and only meant for getting you drunk.
>>204098294i still had it with some uhhhhh Coca Cola
>>204098310coca cola is for mixing with bourbon. you need psychiatric help.
>>204098318i just mix it with whatever i bought cherry coke on accident the other month and it totally hid the vodka
>>204098294High end vodka is fine straight or on the rocks. You don’t have to buy rotgut garbage.
i drank and sobered up twice today :3 just being careful about food and drink together so that it doesnt ruin the drinking
>>204097886>>204097939>>204097959https://vocaroo.com/16juLmrKoC4z>>204098005As it should be
>>204098361Rude
*starts masturbating at 200MPH*
>>204098361https://voca.ro/12DAsjhINzAHbro chill with that shit
the femboy gamemaster is smart for being able to rig a monopoly game and make it entertaining. that was pretty cool
>>204098361are you doing a björk impression or something
TFW NO GF
>>204098318no its not, bourbon its fine on its own, may be mineral water or just ice, cocacola is for cheap alcohols like rum or firewater
>>204098361https://vocaroo.com/1jnd7CQwjFCi
(still shouting) XX
>>204098462i mix it with expensive bourbon sometimes because i dont give a fuck and i imagine myself as a smug pepe drinking it in the face of snobs.
DRINKING IN THE FACE OF SNOBSHE SAYS AFTER THOSE POSTS
>>204098375>>204098386>>204098424>>204098465It is past my bedtime tho, also I told myself I'd stop posting on this god forsaken website yet here I am again.Also stop calling me whitexican.Goodnight.
>>204098487i like to talk shit im sorry. enjoy your alcohol however you wish.
>>204098501nigga thats nuts no, you are a snob (and you arent suddenly not a snob now because you dont like it)
>>204098510ur mum is snobbin on my thang
>>204098494are you ale with a US flag
doin your mom
>>204098475lol, yeah, sure, if yo u like it is fine by me, but is not a standard
stop the steal
>>204098555since you got trips i will accept your opinion as gospel.
pretty good tracks on this radio stationhttps://radio.garden/listen/miled-radio-puerto-vallarta-97-5-fm/OHTF0mP6
big titty English speaking goth Russian asylum mailbride
>>204098588every goth gf has bpd. be careful what you wish for.
>>204098598thats hotmaybe that is why theyre in the insane asylum
>>204098533Stalkin you momStalk Stalk Stalkin your Stalkin your mom Stalkin your mom
bpd is hot i wish i could take care of them
>>204098609bro just outed himself as a boomer. its okay i am one too.>>204098605it definitely is. and they are the best lays but they will drain you of your life force.
ohh the "did you get milk" thing was because they came back
>>204098598I figured out from Tinder that all the goth girls in my area are retarded unironic satanists like Brian
Sofa king hungry and nothing is open for like 2 hours
>>204098350Sometimes I'm really hammered and my wife brings me food and I'm like "I just spent a good a mount of cash on getting me wated and these tacos are gonna send me to sleep"
>>204098674you suffer from having no whataburgers nearby iyc
>>204098652No one cares retard. You have been awake for like 48 hours try going to sleep
Matthew thinks he's saving the board
tried doing your mom but she said youve been doing me for 48 hours please go to sleep
>>204098693shut up retard
I miss emo era. I miss emo chicks.
and then i said "ok mommy"
>>204098671As in one of their Tinder profile pictures will be of them reading Lavey’s Satanic Bible, and other Brian-tier stuff like that; not just cringe aesthetics
>>204098709Don't seethe
and then i posted>i miss emos too
I had an emo girlfriend back in 2007, she wore satin underwear, and she never shaved, I found it quite unique
>>204098753i want to go back to 2009 and slay scene girl poon.
>>204098771the what? her name was Azucena and she was a highschool
What psychological factors or life experienced cause a tabula rasa girl to become an emo/scene girl
>>204098830tell me what YOU think causes it
>>204098737very cringe, retard.
:((((((
Carlos Vallarta is a standup comedian who said>Is not like the emo cult was gonna keep on growing, most of them were suicidal
>>204098871What did I tell you?
my belly button is itchy on the blanket
>>204098926that you're a cringy sperg
Won a debate with a retarded sperglord that nobody likes
i was making a joke btw i didnt mean to butt in on the conversation ;-;
>>204099014It's okay Matt I forgive you
what were you guys doing back in 2004>I was migrating a php, javascript ERP from a visual foxpro system
>>204099032sorry fag I don't forgive you and also everyone still hates you
>>204099067Watching Nick Jr.
>>204099067what? when i was 10 years old? having a mental breakdown over getting double digits age and never being a single digit again, and then again at like 19 and some other ages
>>204099067i was probably playing sonic adventure 2 on my gamecube
>>204099071Bad post Matthew
>>204099082>>204099088>>204099092dang, I feel old now
>>204099110yeah what are you like 38+?
what are you fucking gay?
>>204099118yup
that jam jar that had mtn dew in it smells like a whole different fruitnot like strawberries anymore but sort of like a fruit smells like how mtn dew is probably fruit or something
It's okay. I forgive you, Matt.
>>204099133grandpa make us all al pastor tacos.t. 30 year old
UwU
>>204099097sorry buttpoo but you should truly kill yourself. I don't say that lightly, but it's the truth
>>204099235How's the abuela doing?
>>204099173are you our new schizo
>>204099176I don't have the recipe for al pastor meat, my wife can make you a mole oaxaqueño, mole de caderas, pipian, adobo de puerco and hand made tortillas, not sure if you guys like that
>>204099317Thoughts on chapulines
>>204099317okay she can make that and i will cook us some carne guisada with rice and maybe empanadas
he still hasnt worked off the Queens death ;-;
Is the abuela okay??
tfw no gf...
>>204099260Yes he is, we need a new name for him because he's legitimately schizo and autist, very similar to buttpoo
i need a studen loan and university
>>204099406Why do you hide?
>>204099417Spinny is a girl/cum/ hates you your mother hates you
>>204099334chapulines are tasty, I can eat a whole kilo, you gotta keep in mind that those bugs feed on grass and leafs, they are not dirty at all, as some people compare them to roaches. Nowadays they are too expensive, much more expensive than meat, a kilo of chapulines is like $3500 ($150 dollars ) and a premium beef kilo is around $700 ( $50 dollars )
I like tacos de lengua
>>204099431Matthew please.
>>204099406Schizopoo
butthew
>>204097363TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>204099447I like it, and So It Shall Be.the current schizo is named Schizopoo
>>204099441there's a double entere when you order tacos> 1 de lengua> 2 de macizaThat basically means you made the girl cum by licking her pussy once, and you made her cum twice with your penis. Taqueros just laugh if you order your tacos like that
>>204099438I’ve had chapulines once, and didn’t mind them. The flavour reminded me of the smell of a freshly mowed lawn, which I guess shouldn’t be surprising from GRASShoppers. I also tried crickets on a different occasion, and found those disgusting (evocative of poo)
I drank 4x 6.5% hard ciders and didn't really get drunk. what a fuckin rip
>>204099505lol
>>204099505I'd have to always order 2 tacos then
>>204099505gonna order this next time. thanks for the tip
>>204099572what if he's fucking with you huh
It's funny because you really thought everyone just forgot lmao
Placer still doesn't have a gf
is watching porn cheating
>>204099634>>204099649nobody cares schizopoo
>>204099665Not if you watch it together while jerking each other off or taking turns sucking each other
>>204099665porns probably bad 4u but why not just go fugg ur gf
>>204099665Porn is proven to turn you gay over time
>>204099708Even worse, turn you into a Jasonesque AGP
>>204099538any brand in particular? any time I drink cider it brings me fond christmas memories
>>204099684>>204099701>>204099708so is it
Lmao what a dumbass
Why would Jason use Samantha as his troon name? He could have picked something funny like Jadaughter
i think if you watch porn you're a cheater
>>204099727Yeah it used to be cider was only really a christmas thing, but now there's all sorts of ciders in the grocery stores that aren't always spiced. Some of them are pretty good and they normally get me really drunk so it's a good deal, but not tonight
>>204099768Maybe his sister is named samantha. I miss Jason though, for all his faults he was good at trolling people
>>204099708Then what happened to you were you exposed to it in the womb or something?
>>204099733hmmmm, is your wife or girlfriend in that porn you are watching? asking because I love to record myself with my wife
>>204099796It was kind of annoying when him and goshpedo would get into a row and spam the thread thoughever
anyone seen this guy? hasn't been posted on /tr/ for a few days and i am worried about him
>>204099824no of course not
>>204099850then it is cheating, as you are masturbating at another woman's physique ( I'm willing to suppose you like lesbian porn )
>I can just go under the radar now!
>>204099920shut up schizopoo
>>204099933>>204099943
He really thinks no one knows lol
>>204099847lol, what was his flag?
lmao this faggot is STILL seething? fuckin hell why can't /cum/ go a single month without attracting another moronic schizo fuckhead who spams the thread with his retarded bullshit
>>204100002It's okay, Matthew. She was always temporary.
>>204100002why this thread always attracts the most schizos? they are not even fun to read
>>204099978americano. even i was holding his records and giving him points. all he was doing posting turkey drawing and never elaborating or replying. i miss himthis happened once. he didn't post for two days and i asked about him. one second before i post that shit, he did the thing. plez find him guys
>>204100051You should leash your diaspora.
>>204100070wtf? we don't go to UK or Canada, and those are the most schizos posting from
I'm not homophobic
>>204100051I don’t know, I wish we had fun schizos through. /cum/ needs a schizo that you can have a beer with
>>204100202is there anybody affraid of faggots IRL?
2010...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6viSLXP1S7c
>He's afraid
>>204100057never saw him here, good luck tho
>>204100296thank you a lot, hermanoTE AMO, SU ES MI HERMANO, HABLO ESPAÑOL UN POCO, UN MASA PARA DOS PERSONAS, UN AGUA CON LECHE!!!!!! MEHIKO NUMERO UNOOOO!lol i love my a0.1 spanish xD will start to learn it one day but keep it secret from all my relatives
Don't be shy.
What demographic becomes male cheerleaders
>>204100250I think a lot of people are
>>204100250The HIV thing is kind of scary
I guess that's it for now.
good morning megajesus15s
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1730539269105995.webmyou cant drink your own breastmilk. its gross
ok i died before i even logged in
doing trig i know how to fold a map by the way
a snoiper... can survive off a single peanot
*teleports behind u* piss
time management is not my strong suit
*teleports behind u* *kills you instantly* *is a shitter, so teles out like a pussy in any videogame* *you wait there for 40 minutes for your next try*
clans united: 2/?
do showers come before bed or after bed????
time managementing my jerking off *cums* *tfw another 2 hours till i can cum again*
the cum cooldown, if you will
United Kingdom 1801- forever!
tthe timekeeping if you will
they were going to kill me but didnt because im not worth it :) i won
just saw a britnonce esque character on the bus, well two of them actually, but thats the bus for ya
i got 3 kills (1300 of my men died)
they stopped attacking us so we won someone attacked a resource tile and after my friend died and i died suicide bombing into him i jumped out of an ambush with my actual strong squad and scared him off the resource tile, so i won they killed me, so i was no good to them anymore and (because i had won from them killing me) i could attack them if they had continued
yeah killem
>>204104325
304 bump
actually you get points for killing yourself over and over again on not the invaders
i won a fight!
Good morning fellas. I'm here to /cum/
i got ganged up on by 4 people and didnt die ^.^
