a humble request edition >>204289091previous
:skull:
My soul is crushed.
>>204296201it'll be alright anon, it will get a little bit easier every dayif you can make it through today, you will be okay
Me leading the /cum/ expedition
>>204296201get over it already bitch ass
Presented without comment
>>204296235Shut up kid.>>204296222I mean yeah I'd be aight. It's just that it's not fair. She didn't deserve to suffer.
>>204296250i don't understand
>>204296231hasn't antarctica already been explored what's there to find
>>204296231kit should be wearing those tiny boots for dogs but for cats
>>204296250just leave white people alone
>>204296264you didn't prolong her suffering, you did the right thing even if it feels bad now
Sanrio is for looney troons
>>204296250explain
>>204296326People say that but the weight of taking a life is crushing me. It really messes with your mind.
watching goldeneye ngl
i heard a rumor from ground control
does beer hydrate
my car smells funky from all the take-out i eat in it, what can i do about this? (no i will not stop eating take-out in my car)
damn its only 7 30 but it feel likes its 9 or 10 at night
>>204296423use one of those wet vac things at a car wash if your seats are made of fabrici like those little scented clip things that go in your ac vent
>>204296384so ive heard
>>204296396work a shift in the summer and then drink a cold one and you tell me
head is hurts and my tummy is rumbling tonight i will suffer
>>204296477are you sick ?
I don’t like math
>>204296477Taco bell?
>>204296496I don't like art
>>204296495No i always get a headache now when i wake up from a nap and i have no snacks so im starving
might just say fuck it and become an obese blob. "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" is the biggest lie ever told
im a nigger
>>204296504taco bell is only good in the afternoon after that their quality drops
>>204296509drink some water, take some tylenol if you have itcaffeine helps a lot too, do you have some food you can cook instead of just snacking?
>>204296511Nah because health issues.
>>204296506I don’t like art either
>>204296496i love math but i don't understand it
oh my nights are so long
>>204296511it's not worth itbeing fat is really bad for you and ages you prematurely
>>204296511imagine having man boobs
this patriotism shit is the perfect time for us weebs to silently escape the temporary pause to the shitshow while the normies are distracted
>>204296557
>>204296530I took two excedrin and drank some water theres absolutely nothing in this grim house
a fat indian guy named manbob
>>204296586sorry anon, i would order you a doordash if it didn't mean posting your address
see the mice in their million hordes
I thought Arbor Day was a bigger deal when I was a kid
>>204296647you might have confused it with arby's day
>>204296610its okay im getting a 'za and cookie pie from papa shaqs tomorrow
>>204296697You're alive???
>>204296699well i hope you find something to tide you over until then
>>204296579yes
and what wont yankees do for the old red white and blue
>>204296699How much do you weigh and what's your height
>>204296711all i have is water
>>204296736https://youtu.be/j0lN0w5HVT8
>>204296716that
things looking grim in amerikkka
Huebert has a new friendThis dude is a tank!
>>2042967245'4 125lbs
>>204296770Oh okay enjoy your za and cookie
White trash voted their healthcare away again
>>204296784I shall
>>204296764whoa is that huebert on the bottom is he riding him
>>204296753age restricted
>>204296808
>>204296805Haha no, that's the snails body. You can see his black and yellow tentacles poking out on the right
>>204296764who is huebert
>>204296833This is Huebert
>>204296830oh okay sorry i'm not very familiarwhat is he? a sea snail i'm guessing right
im a fucking nigger
>>204296854what kind of slug is that looks poisonous
>>204296863true
>>204296854uh
>>204296880don't make fun of him
>>204296874you too?
>>204296854he looks like a spicy nuggie from wendys
>>204296888lmfao leave him alone he's just a boy
>>204296857No worriesYeah he's a sea snail. The bottom of a snail is referred to as it's "foot">>204296867He's a sea cucumber, not a slug.>>204296880Hmmm?
>>204296884just you
>>204296888kek
>>204296905do you have any hermit crabs? my brother has a fish tank and i filled it up with hermit crabs i found at the beach
>>204296907;-;
America is become a latinx country
>>204296905can i name him tooit would be cliche to name him gary but i can think of another one
Going to reduce my jobbing hours to 4 days a week. Full-time hours make me irritable and depressed.
>>204296250lol that was almost me and a guy friend of mine in hs
>>204296927Not that I know of, we have regular crabs though>>204296940Sure go ahead. I think he needs a strong name to go along with his imposing stature
>>204296935better than becoming a sino-indian country innit
can i have some food
>>204296955I dunno, do you like cartels or smelly indians?
>>204296962Sure *shits on plate*
>>204296968indians are so repulsive i am actually considering the other option
>>204296946man i wish i had control over my work hours like that. monday through friday feels like a big blur since i have literally no time for myself on weekdays. i just sleep and back to work and sleep and back to work and then its weekend
>>204296962Bootstraps
>>204296954it would be funny to nickname him tiny i thinkwhat do you think a good name is i don't want to hog all the naming opportunities
>>204296882>>204296905hes alright. just different
I will be celibate until I die, and then after I die my corpse will likely remain unfucked until it decomposes completely.
>>204297038ditto
>>204297038how do you know you wont be molested in the morgue?
>>204297056my fave pokemon
Do you trust yourself?
>>204297111enough for menial work and to clothe and feed myself
>>204297014Let's name him Bruce
my crypto wallet thanks you americayou did the right thing
>>204297003Preach, brother. Man was not made for the 40 hour work week.I can pick my days because my job is to replace more valuable workers for the day. You must be making big bucks to be needed 5 days a week.
>>204297076Exactly, it could happen. Hence the “likely” clause.
>>204297160i like brucei vote for bruce
brotherberg came back from san francisco he said the homeless problem is overblown and the homeless are confined to one neighborhood
who are you voting for in 2028
my shitcoin doing a lil some
>>204297111depends on my state of mind and how i'm doing but 98% of the time, yes
>>204297192libertarian. I might be dead by then though
>>204297213why would you be dead
>>204297192Why, Maxime's party of course
>>204297167me, needed at my job, making 23 canadian rupees per hour. yup its a living
>>204297192Jill Stein
>>204297231I have aids
>>204297269i already knew when you said libertarian
Having a poz fetish is a curse
>>204297192I think Eric Trump will be running then, it'll depend on how well The Donald does if Eric gets elected
Where's Brian? I miss that nigga
kys
>>204297351his kids have the charisma of a tablespoon. ivanka is the only one that has some charm but thats because shes an attractive white bitch which wont last forever. barron is probably going to be the 3rd father-son presidency
tall dark and handsome
>>204297382I'm rooting for Baron. Silent autism brooding is the stuff of true kings
>>204297358He finally found out that AIDS is real
>>204297390you called?
>>204297358stabbed to death by a homo when trying to buy methno wait thats mihaior ale?no that was mathew
>>204297408kek
>>204297417who tf is mathew
>>204297231why would I be alive?
>>204296163Cute
>>20429744550 days until my hair transplant
>>204297453Didnt mean to quote you
>>204297440a cursea plaguea devilinflicted on us for our sins.
there's a state in uruguay called florida
stomach is burning from hunger
>>204297563you should ask whoever is buying you food to buy groceries that last awhile instead of just fast food every other day or whatever
>>204297589Mom does buy food that lasts but I eat it all in 3 days or so
Sanna Marin > Kamala Harris
for a samurai, when his stomach is empty, it is a disgrace to feel hunger
>>204297603well it clearly isn't enough since you are running out all the time and it's not like you're overweight so instead of spending money on pizza you should get cheap filling stuff like rice, chicken, bread etc
>>204297669luckily im not a samurai
>>204297682>should get cheap filling stuff like rice, chicken, bread etcI would if that food wasn't so booooring
>>204297707would you really rather endure hunger pains all day instead of just eating something plain and filling? it doesn't have to boring you can make a lot of tasty recipes with very simple ingredients like that
>>204297707if you find food boring you are not hungry retard
>>204297756we don't eat only when we're hungry in this country
This is the place that has brain, lips, eyeball, and tongue tacos
gonna go eat sushi it's been my craving all week later fellers
>>204297788have you tried a tripe taco
>>204297788>lipsWHAT
Send this to your girlfriend.
>>204297777but anon was complaining being painfully hungry anyway nice numbers anon
>>204297753>would you really rather endure hunger pains all day instead of just eating something plain and fillingYes, tonight is just really bad because i ran out of breakfast essentials i usually drink those when im hungry
>>204297810Yes, I've never had a taco here that I didn't like. I even like menudo.
>>204297845https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcftCsXJezo
>>204297814 there's another one that I can't remember, it might be cheeks
>>204297804bumcum bum bum
>>204297865gay looking clothes and dancing
>>204297871buche?
is popeyes good?https://i.4cdn.org/v/1731031180285616m.jpg
>>204297907damn that dick is huge
outstanding post pekka
>>204297907don't understand why these guys with massive hogs troon out
Finnshit is now going to be ignored for faggotry
>>204297925to more easily prey upon straight guys
>>204297925chicks without dicks are like angels without wings
>>204297907SHE is really really cute and I would absolutely let her throat fuck me over and over
>>204297926Can’t win them all
Just got texted the famous "hey mom I lost my phone" scam. Is there anywhere I can post the number to have people fuck with the guy?
>>204297954go home >>>/lgbt/
>>204297954okay you made it weird>>204297963it’s probably not even a real phone, maybe a computer well here it’s a white scamming and not an Indian so I don’t know
>>204297907i should nair my ass
>>204297963Are you sure it isn't your son texting you?
>>204297995Yeah, probably. A shame he'll trick some boomer.>>2042980051. I'm not a woman and will never be one2. I'm a KHHV
4chan made me like trannies
still don’t know if Popeyes is any goodbut I’ve understood five guys is the best and second comes Wendy’s
>>204298019I can make you a mommy
>>204297995>okay you made it weirdHow is that weird what do you think you're going to be sitting around not fucking her while she has her dick out?
thread ruined because of faggotry award
"The wicked fleeth when no man pursueth"If you're constantly claiming victimhood to get everything you want, despite not actually being a victim, you're actually just a piece of shit and a generally bad person.
>>204298030their fries are goodgot that cajun 2step
>>204298042>herI just think it’s hot to over power other men and make them act like women
>>204298062this nigga quoting someone
My bf sometimes keeps his dick out after I suck him off and casually lounges around for a bit but I usually find that very erotic and we just end up doing it again until he puts something on
>>204298081i saw that quote on True Grit
>>204298062Wise. Concise. Archaic. A truly wizard-like post.
Lib getting owned compilation pt2
>>204298089
Listening to Weyes Blood
not gay but would suck a trannies dick
Some dudes came into the bar and I couldn't figure out what language they were speaking, they were from Spain, holy shit their Spanish sounds different.
Wish i had some chips right now
Currently sitting on the toilet at a potluck hosted by my brother and his wife. I'm interacting well with everyone, and a girl I'm infatuated with is here with her boyfriend, but she keeps talking and laughing more with me, so that kind of sucks since she's also moving to a different city.
>>204298191Hows your relationship with your brothers wife
would you rather eat poop that tastes like pee, or drink pee that tastes like poop
FILL YOUR HAND YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>204298203I respect her as my brother's wife.
what job has lots of cute women
>>204298250Do you think she likes you
>>204298089i experienced that just today. all i need to do is just thwack it against my thighs when it's hard and he'll get back to itno homo bros
>>204298224if i was indian i would scam call americans
>>204296163So has anyone checked on the jannies? Does numoot have a wellness check program for them?
>>204298304hiroshimoot is too busy playing on gameshows in japan to care about this place or the moderation team
>>204298251Nursing, but they're the most likely to cheat, because they spend long hours around handsome doctors.
what age is too late to turn your life around
>>204298325If you're smart, it's never too late.If you're dumb, it's joever.
>>20429832535
>>20429832522
>>2042983256
>>204298347there's still tim->>204298361fuck>>204298374FUCK
>>204298347i still have a decade
>>204296163WHAT HAPPENS IN BLACK MESA TELL ME NOW
All the discords that I follow, are so dead. All the leftists are still having meltdowns, and not posting on discord.It's wild how things go from constantly active, to ghost town.
Damn I fucking hate Microsoft. Like, it isn’t enough that their OS is on 73% of personal computers, but they’ve also monopolized word processing, spreadsheet editing, and are slowly monopolizing non-Japanese video games. Than, they decide that their word processing and spreadsheets won’t work on UNIX nor Chrome, the third and fourth biggest OS competitors, they ONLY allow them on MacOS with hefty fees that Apple could easily pay. Even worse, they’re now bundled in a subscription. Luckily their browsers suck dick like it’s air, so they don’t monopolize internet browsing anymore. But did, and it was horrible. What do you think Windows 12 will feature? A subscription to play Solitaire? Damn Bill Gates to the eighth circle with all the fraudsters and liars.
>>204298281He doesn't even have to do this if it's in front of me for long enough I just have a natural urge to kiss it, sometimes though he does jiggle it at me if he wants me to keep going
>>204298325In what way?
>>204298393Beautiful. I love it when a place like 4chan/reddit/discord dies overnight because something they didnt like BTFO'd them
>>204298394Nigga no one is forcing you to use word, google has their own suit of apps and they all save in microsoft format and if you want to bitch about google too there's open office, which also handles windows formats>wah no I HAVE to use whatever the most popular thing is so I have something to complain about!!!!!
POST IN MY THREAD YOU FUCKING BENCHOD BOODY BASTARDS FUUUUUUUCK >>204298267
>anime and blogging spam general
>>204298420Yeah, my work doesn't recognize Open Office documents. I have to use word to keep my job.
>>204298394>they’ve also monopolized word processing, spreadsheet editingIgnoring the spyware called GoogleDocs, LibreOffice exists and offers exactly what you need. You can even save it in the Microsoft formats.>A subscription to play Solitaire?That's been a thing since Win 10.It's time that you take the Linuxpill. There's custom kernels, dedicated to making gaming a breeze. So unless you need to use something like Photoshop, there's no reason to use Windows.
>>204298430>animeanime website>bloggingLiterally nothing wrong with this you can't discuss politics in here so what else do you expect these threads to do? Suggest a topic if you're unhappy
>>204298374if you can't color inside the lines before 5 it's fucking over
>>204298435open office can save in word format you gorilla nigger
>>204298442>That's been a thing since Win 10.How? How one literally worse than a hyperbolic worst case scenerio?
Tabarnak
things are getting so bad I might resort to religion
>>204298448>anime websiteHasn't been true for a long time.
>>204298448No i literally mean it youre the gayest faggots alive and it just shows why /brit/ is more soulful and organic
>edition from 2.5 hours ago>barely past 200 postsDumb janny winning the "I banned everyone" award. Congrats faggot.
>>204298467https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/xbox/forum/all/solitaire-premium-subscription-only-available-on/ab37d802-86c7-4ffe-83a5-29c10fb0e128
>>204298477churches can be pretty peaceful. kind of miffed a lot of churches you used to be able to walk into at all times during the day changed to only opening their doors during mass. bastards.the music is still amazing though. i've never heard more beautiful music than organ playing in a large church. brought me to tears desu
Gay nerd thread
>>204298490>thinks /a/ not being the biggest board means it's not an anime website>doesn't realize other boards have had more posts for the majority of its existence>canadian literally admitting he doesn't understand what culture isL M A O
>>204298504>if I can't make America more socialist, then I'm going to ban everyone
I'm back from my 3 day ban what did I miss did anything big happen while I was gone?
>tfw I can't become a steppe warlord with a drinking problem and harem
>>204298496Brit is just as gay tbqh if anything they respond more favorably to gay posting
GAY BRITAINGAY BRITAIN
>>204298514>tranime weeb still coping that this is 2004, when he wasn't even bornEver since 2016, 4chan had a complete culture overhaul.
>>204298523I dank a lot of alcohol while you were gone, and now that you're back I will drink a lot of alcohol.
>>204298477You will not be saved by the holy ghost. You will not be saved by the god plutonium. In fact, you will not be saved!
>had a high school reading level in first grade>got placed in advanced classes>blew through school without ever facing even a single challenge>graduated 2 years early>got a full ride scholarship to college>dropped out 2 years in after facing the slightest bit of difficulty understanding a C++ class>I now work in a tech support center staffed by literally indians and then me
>>204298536I'm a teetotaler but I respect your decisions
GAY BRITANIA!BRITANIA SUCK A DICK!BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE STRAIGHT!>>204298545Same, less people buying means less demand on the supply. Not to mention your liver will probably outlive mine, barring unfortunate circumstances.
>>204298543dumbass
>>204298537probably, but nothing else I'm doing seems like it's working
>>204298533Just like canada experienced a culture shift and is now muslim and jeet territory
haven't been here since summer but i just found out this daniel turnip guy just won the 2020 electron. anything exciting happen as a result?
>>204298543I've heard that about people who get put into the advanced classes, that they don't learn good study habits or how to learn properly.Sucks to suck.That said, university shouldn't be accessible to fresh high school graduates. There should be a required work gap of a few years. University shouldn't be daycare for teenagers. It'd help filter out millions of people who had no business going to university, and it would help the ones who do need it, by reducing competition.
Cousin-berg is not taking the results well and threatening to move to europe. She asked me who I'd have voted for if I could and I answered neither and then she got even more mad
so one of you really is some janny cocksucker ain'tcha
>>204298601why is she not moving to india?
>>204298585Hardly like Canada, unless you're saying that you're Mexico & South America Jr now. The overwhelming majority of the country is still as it was. People only focus on the shitholes that no one with half a brain wanted to live in anyways.>muh Toronto, Montreal, and VancouverExactly the shitholes I was talking about.
>>204298594I literally never studied a single time in my life before college, even when applying to college I didn't take the practice ACT and on the day of the ACT I didn't bring a calculator and the instructor thought I was lying because she said no one would go in that unprepared and thought I was hiding it somewhere
>>204298625Doesn't matter those cities are now jeet territory by your own logic
>>204298628I don't know what an ACT is, but I assume it's some standardized test. Canada doesn't do those for university enrolment. We just look at your high school grades and any other post-secondary schooling you've done.
>>204298611Its spinnster and shes not a janny shes a mod
>>204298624Because she has been raised here and has only been to India once when we were 7. But a better guess would be that she wouldn't be paid in India as much as she'd in ze west
>>204298650bullshit
>>204298650stfu fag
>>204298641Actually, Vancouver is China-Town. Montreal is Haiti-Town. Toronto is India-Town.We're going to pretend like USA hasn't had a massive overhaul, well beyond what happened to Canada?
>>204298601Just say Kamala to keep the peace, she'll be over it in four years. I tell my boss I voted Trump to keep him off my back, it works fine.
>>204298657Is there a china+india town yet? Will canada ever have an internal singapore?
>>204298666Should've thought about that sooner heh. Guess I'll call her back and apologize
>>204298653>>204298654
>>204298670I doubt it, despite what leftists believe, cultures don't actually mix all that much. They naturally self-segregate whenever they can. When they don't, there's Race-Flight. Normally called "White-Flight", but it's not exclusive to white people, they just get slandered for it, when ever race does it.
ivanka trump is so fucking hot
>>204298697not really
>>204298697is she though
>>204298697please, no politics in /cum/where's spinster when you need her
>>204298697She is for a 43 year old, but not on an objective scale, she'd be forgotten if she wasn't famous.
>>204298697id nut in her
>>204298601Would it have been different if it were Vivek?
>>204298707>gooners talking about females is now politicsThis is your brain on leftism.
>>204298691Hmm guess punjabkeks are more insular than I thought
>>204298697yeah she's pretty attractive
https://youtu.be/iqS_IbuvFkQ
Buffalo Brad's Steak Jerky >>204298697Melania is hotter
staring at big latina tits
>>204298724Of course they are. That's what people naturally do. It's just white people that get slandered for it.It's not racist to say that India is for the Indians, but it is racist to say that England is for the English.
>>204298741You'd like the one with the black shirt
cant believe i got that many yous
>>204298749No suffering happens in Mexico
>>204298756
>>204298756keep chasing that high
neighbor is screaming but I felt weird eavesdropping
>>204298756Talking about females is an approachable topic for /cum/mers.
big brown titties
>that guy at the bar is taking pictures of people again>should we ask him what his deal is>no he never says anything anyway just leave him alone
im back
>>204298769Link to their social media post after. I watched so many compilations of them in the last 2 days.
>>204298717Her family hates vivek. I brought him up when uncle was driving and he immediately pulled over to cuss on him. I like him thoalbeit. Except for his Christian grift. One would've to be especially low IQ to fall for that >>204298743Ackshually I have noticed that yts have nothing gluing them together to even act insular. A yt from new zealand can mingle with yt from Canada because there is zero adhesion to the canadian and NZ identity for both of these groups to be insular to one another
>>204298683Yeah she's your cousin, family is all you got. Try to be nice to her.
who's gonna new
>>204298774Unfortunately I have yet to see any.
Did you guys hear about all those women shaving their heads and vowing to be celibate for the next 4 years?Tragic.
>>204298807How???
>>204298801I nominate you
>>204298811they won't
>>204298801You, nigger
>>204298815Well I see thm walking down the street with t-shirts and bikinis at the beach, I'm talking about naked.
>>204298811the humanety
What's with tranny ads on blue boards while phone browsing???
>>204298827grim
>>204298811>*does nothing*>women already abstaining from fornicationTotal Chud victory
>>204298825You never fucked a mexican woman?
>>204298827unironically never seen a single one. Stop cranking it to trannies
>>204298845>>204298845>>204298845
>>204298839I browse /v/ and /int/ catalogue and keep seeing ads like this one
>>204298650it's true
>>204298783>for both of these groups to be insular to one anotherThat's what I said. Races rarely integrate, it's just a giant lie that we've bought into, from leftists working against their own people.
>>204298300ok well lets say your born as an indian and you have to choose one of the above.
>>204296163Had a shift doing security at a bank. Really odd environment. The boss was this alpha male sociopath, charismatic and dominating. Very much an asshole shitting on all the employees underneath him. There were 2 pudgy looking latino(?) guys that he seemed to take an especial sadistic pleasure in shitting on, while the 2 girl employees would giggle. He also kept flaunting his wealth and offering to buy them stuff.All the power games and humiliation rituals make me cringe. It's all just so petty and ridiculous, but as a guard thankfully i have zero obligation to take part in any of thatAlso just looked up the avg wage and realized the tellers probably make less than me. For whatever reason I assumed because they wear formal wear that they make more than me
