Cholula edition
>>204314841you wouldn't take your computer in the bathroom you pedophile
>>204314841your phone is covered in poo particles
poo smells lmfao
>I expect Ireland to be unified and at peace with herself. Irish unification and freedom after hundreds of years is in our DNA, it is in effect a big part of who we have become to ourselves and the worldThus spake the Irishman with the Australian wife, living in London
or as I've taken to calling the, pooticles
>>204314865>pedophileFOY
Had my COVID shot and my arm hurts
>poo smells
been lurking /pol/ lately
Don't fuck with 'em
>>204314909any news?
>>204314865>>204314866>>204314873>>204314892>>204314908This is why the UK doesn't run the world anymore
>>204314873howling at this
>>204314873The shut-incels of /brit/ sit there on the toilet sniffing their own poo They have nothing else to do while they're there
>>204314848Lovely hot sauce
>haven't seen the sun in weeks
>>204314933>The shut-incels of /brit/ sit there on the toilet sniffing their own poohow grim is that ffs
watching Instagram reels on my phone and having a poo
>Leigh Pateman doused mother-of-four Ellen Marshall in petrol as she sat in a chair before setting her alight
Ate too much chocolate and shat out all the raw liver I consumed. Nutrients - gone.
>>204314952not funny is it
why are men so fucking awful?
>>204314965I hope you had the poo while completely naked then immediately had a shower. Otherwise your clothing and body is covered in poo particles.
Mental how badly I mindraped him
Could hear my neighbours eating, cutlery clattering against their plates, from where I was sitting in the bathroom. That means they could certainly hear the multiple massive toilet farts I performed as they tried to enjoy their meal. I swear I heard one of them say "fuck off!" And now they can possibly hear me stifling a laugh as I recount the incident.
>>204314915yanks are insane
got the boris heavy rocks on
>>204314980I only bath on Saturdays like the vikings
/brit/ is like so quirky and gimmicky and so funny guys ahaha oh my god you are just the bomb and that poo smells guy? what a legend
>>204315003You don't have neighbors schizo
>>204315005any updates on the situation?
>>204315026I wish.
>>204315003Gvies me the ick if I ever lived next to an autistic person they would probably be proud of your post
>>204315003scream
ah yes, /brit/. where you post the exact same thing you've been posting for years on end that nobody finds funny.
>>204314872recognise you every time you post you horrible trannardcel, always the most bitter posts
>>204315022this but unironically
Well /brit/, it's dark now, so that means it's time for bed. Night night everybody.
>>204315034yes, quite
AAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>204315069You are going to bed covered in pooticles
>>204315054You should start eating raw garlic regularly
Absolutely viscerally loathe chavs more than any other demographic.
love are wata, shrimple as
why did they do it, lads?
I want to earn 40k a year and live in Cardiff
alice alice who the fuck is alice!
mad how there isn't a single female classical composer of note not even in the modern era
>>204315145Try 19k and Newport
>>204315121Alri that kinda kino
>>204315155Beyoncee
>>204315155this but with almost no everything
early on in my wanking career i would coom a lot to squirting videos thinking it was normalmad all those wanks were to ladies pissing on reflection
what you saying then /brit/
bored as fuckneed gf
>>204315155Juliette Binoche in Blue
>>204315155Not remotely mad given the difference in social roles, women only just now are getting out of the kitchen. It'll still be mad to you because you're a thick mong.
>>204314848amerimutt say 1000$ as a grandwhat you brit call it?
got my beers£7.59pop them in the freezer for half an hour so they're dead cold
>>204315245Americans call it ten hundred dollars KEK
>>204315155Only one I can think of is Fanny Mendelssohn, but she's really own known because of her brother Felix.
>>204315259bnlog on blorelord
>>204315245a bag
>>204315245also a grand
>>204315145Mhmmm
Fanny Shmelar
yanks finna say fifteen hundred instead of a grand old monkey
>>204315276might filter you cos I genuinely don't think I've seen you make a good since pre covid
mmm oestrogenic hop water lovely
Sir Dog Fucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb-DYY0upBo
>Fanny Mendelssohn
thinking about the world and we’re probably wrong about 90% of everything that’s going on
>>204315259which beers?
>>204315335
>>204315303actions speak louder than words
>>204315342The alcoholic kind
>>204315342four pints of heineken
>>204315336Was watching Peep Show and it got to the part where Sophie says she wants to name the baby "Tarquin Oliver Nimrod" and I couldn't get this specific picture of Brad out of my head
>>204315369peng
>Heineken>brewed in Yorkshire
It was real. All of it.
>>204315378didn't ask
>>204315379juicy ass this lad have
>>204315378They might as well. A son of Mark and Sophie genetically was always going to be a loser anyway.
>>204315379THAT'S A MAN
just seen deano and his missus walking into miller and carter in their shell suits hope they have a nice evening
NEED a paix dieu triple pronto
*nasally virgin brit voice*"just had a wank"
>>204315418Yeah well I typed it anyway so how about you fuck off
wish i was a deano with a missus and a new build
>>204315432They have a serious shag planned for later
>>204315432They didn't notice you at all :-)
might do my washing tonight rather than tomorrow morning
Got 4 pints of Heineken myself. Won't be putting them in the freezer as I'm not a fucking psychopath
>>204315435Corr lovely trig pillar that
Do you think they, you know...?
>>204315339not me
>>204315483thought this too but i'm a quarter bottle of gin deep now and the evening is only going one way
>>204315504Fucking hell. Looks like a fucking ghoul
>>204315456Just embrace it It's your destiny
reckon I'll buy a bit of land and live in a caravan
feel quite strongly that a big psyop is coming
Liberal chicks are vowing to stay away from men, refusing marriage, dating, sex and child bearing completely - calling it 4B. Looks like we just solved the abortion crisis and made it exceptionally easy for men to avoid dating crazy psychopaths. Winning.
... swipe down ... yeah ...
>>204315504Matt Smith's seen better days
Always wondered how baby caravans are made
>>204315511Had an interesting conversation? It's quite possible!
absolute cunt to dry waterproof boots
>>204315557Nah
What if the elites finally chill out and just let things go back to normal for a while
my internship, part of the trade-school i’m doing, ended today lads and i’m feeling a bit gloomyit was well fun, learnt a lot, and it feels like only two weeks has passed in the eight i spent there can’t wait to return and get an apprenticeship next
>>204315531At least it's detached, honestly.
>>204315605Yeah, all about them "interesting conversations" me.
>>204315619unbelievably peng
Is Deano the more sickly and frail version of Chad?
>>204315619not doing it ever
>>204315559Why did you get your trip banned again?
>>204315559Women can't go without male attention for 3 days
>>204315671The tide has turnedRape culture has been restored
a whole lotta air jordans finna squeak soon x
on this stagei pee freely
rorke getting his sea legs
>>204315688Why are they squeaking? Trainers only squeak on a limited range of surfaces
nothing quite like getting gashed up in tescos freezer aisle
>>204315621Good to hear Swedeanon.Lots of puss out there itching for a shag from a tradie
>>204315722they playing on a basketball court in the cronem
>>204315684based
Shall be doing some work over the weekend I reckonGrim but it has to be done
yeah, i'm not going to click that, expand it and scroll all the way through reading it.
bread for teagot no scran in you see
>>204315743We really are the best posters aren't we
>>204315778get down the scran shop lad
im obsessed with this girl but shes airing me
not sure what fillum to watch tonightor i could watch lots of episodes of derry girls
feel rather silly and embarrassed
the amount of men asking “what if she gets her period and starts a war” about a 60 year old woman is a prime example of why men need to stay out of our reproductive rights.
>>204314873>1560 results foundI think a witch put a curse on you lad
>>204315778Not even butter for toast? Not even eggs and milk for eggy bread?
>>204315800No idea what that means
>>204315797
>>204315830The future
>>204315820rookie numbers
>>204315785MANA MANTHAT'S A MAN
>>204315827Think it's black-speak for ignoring
and you might find yourself living in a Barratt new buildand you may find yourself in another part of Essexand you may find yourself behind the wheel of a white Range Rover
I've been called heathermong so many times but I don't understand what heather is
YEAHYEAHDUDE LOOKS LIKE
>>204315743>>204315786kill yourself heathermong
>>204315785pierbi is so fucking mid why do you fags simp for her so much
>>204315722mmhmm don't worry
>>204315878she has an incredible body and good bants
>>204315866get the asian earwax posted NOW
>>204315922stupid posh bint
when will i start being the person i'm meant to be
>>204315901Someones dad
>>204315878>her>>204315903>she
>>204315922Australia will never recover
Ate a 3/4lb burger and feel sick
>>204315968White moment
>>204315949>Herrmann
>>204315968sooooo fuckong penog!
well that's clearly an arsehole and willy isn't it
>>204315968lads got his willy and bum out, bit gay that
>>204315959post tits
>>204315999Can't fit them in one pic
>>204315968bussy
I really like Cholula because it has a distinct onion flavor
>>204315968his asshole doesn't seem as busted as it usually is
>>204315991Why's that gay, maybe he's doing it for the ladies
>>204316026do the ladies like that sort of thing?
Cholula is better than Tabasco but Tapatio mogs them both.
>>204315410never got round to having the vaccine probably for the bestcovid really turned out to be a nowt butty
fireworks is it?on friday 8th november is it?take the bloody piss
>>204316042one must imagine so
>>204316048Long flight time from China, calm down
100% pure unvaccinated me
>>204316044All made up words
only ever put hot sauce on eggs
lads i am absolutely fucked now the gf has left me absolutely 0 prospect of me getting another gf
Never tried a hot sauce and thought "corr that's nice"Chilli oil is peng thoughbeit
>>204316098Yeah how else do you think words come into existence. Stupid twat.
Hey Scottish bros
>>204316125Oil?
>>204316140*yawns very loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*
>>204316147God wrote all the useful words on stone tablets you mong
mwhich iw as gonna do yday but i forgot after i did too muc ket and k holedabout to watch WATERWORLD on KET
>>204316166not oil, hot sauce
a mighty poo looms, wish me luck
>>204316191Yeah, oil
>>204316140>absolutely 0 prospectWhy. Did you luck out with the first 1?
>>204316189get in lad
>>204316178ah right. he did that, did he?
>>204316207hot oil?
>>204316232Yeah, oil
>>204316189actually am not gona do this as i forgt big brother is on at 9 and so i ts probably not gonna work time wiseeee >>204316216i am gona watch some other stuff
>>204316209Yeah met her off tinder and i think she was just as desperate as me at the time. Anyway we both younger Chances of getting someone like that again through dating apps in mid 20s is much lower
>>204316265That's just obscene
>>204316265state of them
don't know about that
>>204316265Great decor. Love dado rails and wood panelling. Classic style.
>>204316265>>204316280Saw that redhead bint on the 'hub taking 50cm dragon dildos up her ass
>>204316320fucking awful hairstyle just want to batter the woman when i see them with hair like that
I could probably get a gf if I tried the appsbut I will never try the apps, there's something so wrong and soul crushing about them
>>204316297Thoughts on adding window seats to that room?
been farting into my office chair all daysmells like i've shit myself when the arse musk has mixed with residual fart particles
right so tesco just aren't selling any tomato puree thenwhat is wrong with this fucking country
How can i get a beautiful upper class british rose gf like pic related ? what are they into what do they like ?
well rorke?
>>204316377but there's literally two jars of it in the pic lad
>>204316363Any coworkers around?
love the real housewives of wherever, pure kino
>>204316384see if you can woo her dad with your business secrets
>>204316320Who's this?
The real spinsters of sheffield
>>204316420um
>>204316275Let this be a lesson to all incels, if you hit the jackpot and get a gf don’t stop trying. You need to train even HARDER and be the proper man she wants you to be. Or she’ll leave and you’ll end up like fella
>>204316420This is self harm
>>204316420Sauce pls :)
>>204316420isn't there a wall in a fanny? how does it go that far in
>>204316487tweetney
>>204316048remember remember the 8th of November
>>204316441ickyypeach
>>204316501Better hope it ain't, lil bro!
>>204316501I HATE the Antichrist
>>204316275Still wouldn't say 0 chance though.Just get/stay in shape and see what you can find
I'm calling it2024 has been a huge waste of my time
>>204316501bet her fannois is absolutely grim
>>204316519Ty
>>204316567you don’t need to call it, it’s implied
>>204316567You mean you haven't completed 85.45% of your goals?
Me? Upskilling and growing my revenue earning potentialYou? Watching valueless entertainment and forming capital negative habits
>>204316496Amazing thx
Currently listening to Sparkshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnYe66eE8xw
>>204316384You just need to be at least half Black
>>204316597When did she get so fucking bogged
>>204316377Country gone to the fucking DOGS
inside of my eye keeps twitching
>>204316631the hamdogs
>>204316655what like your retina?
>>204316655Third one?
>>204316655RIP IT OUTRIP IT OUTRIP IT OUTRIP IT OUTRIP IT OUTRIP IT OUT
>>204316602You're rightYou're on track to be more successful and wealthy than me
>>204316665no i mean like the bit closest to my nose
>>204316658I'd eat it
have a blanket around my legs because i cant be bothered to wear trousers despite being cold
Three people have been arrested and charged in Argentina in connection with Liam Payne's Oct. 16 death, authorities announced.The suspects are charged with abandonment of a person followed by death as well as supply and facilitation of narcotics, Argentina's National Criminal and Correctional Prosecutor’s Office said in a Thursday, Nov. 7 press release. The suspects have not been named by authorities.The One Direction star died after falling from a third-floor hotel balcony in Buenos Aires.According to the release, “Payne was not fully conscious or was experiencing a state of noticeable decrease or loss of consciousness at the time of the fall.”After Payne fell from the balcony and died, “illicit conduct was discovered from which three people were charged with the crimes,” the release said.Authorities conducted nine raids this week, the release says.One of the suspects "is the person who accompanied the artist on a daily basis during his stay in the city of Buenos Aires." A second suspect is a hotel employee accused of supplying Payne with cocaine, and a third is an alleged "drug supplier."According to the release, prosecutors have attempted to "reconstruct the days in which Payne was staying at the CasaSur hotel on Costa Rica Street" in Buenos Aires between Oct. 13 and 16.Prosecutors said in the release that "self-harm of any kind and/or physical intervention by third parties were ruled out" as contributing factors in his death. The Nov. 7 release from authorities in Argentina states that in the moments before his death and in the period of at least his last 72 hours, Payne had traces of "polydrug use of alcohol, cocaine and a prescription antidepressant in his body."
>>204316692You can drop that toneIt's not fucking appreciated
cant deny the earlier seasons of Friends were better
>>204316658scrandog
might look at some nudey ladies
sydney sweeney has a rat face
>The One Direction star died after falling from a third-floor hotel balcony in Buenos Aires
>>204316746Even the rats in Brasil are sexy!
booked my shopping for tomorrowfucking £62 without even any booze
>>204316731it's all shit mate>>204316741yeah, who?
>>204316718
>>204316768get the shopping list posted lad
>>204316692It isn't about wealth, it's about building your asset bases and insuring yourself against socioeconomic and market risk factors whilst constructing a portfolio of ad hoc non segmented management experience in different business verticals.It's business 101
>>204316768ocado yeah? south london yeah? see you tomorrow lad
I have consumed too much raw liver. My thumos is rising.
>>204316768What's for dinner tomorrow?
might learn the saxophone, the alto to be specific
>>204316805*replaces you with a computer*
Might move to Atlantis
>>204316805Yes but what are those asset bases
AMERICA HOME OF THE EAGLEAMERICA HOME OF THE EVIL
>>204316862yamaha yas-275 made in japan, sorted for life
those yeezys are going to squeak soon
>>204316878Fictitious
>>204316795spinachtoothbrushsweet potatoesbin bagspizzachipsstock cubessparkling watermushroomssummer fruits squashgarlictortilla wrapscannellini beans (didn't have any pinto beans take the fucking piss)oilricemozzarella cheeseburger bunssalted peanutsinstant coffeetomato "paste" (no fucking puree as previously disclosed take the absolute fucking piss)dried fruitonionsshower geldeodorantveggie burgerstoilet cleanermintsapplessatsumas
>>204316544i don’t have any friends or social circle its over for me
>>204316878It all starts with a portable retail outfit targeting the artisan soft drinks market
leftypol nowhere to be seen
virgo peridot anal creampie
>>204316969would love to eat it out her arse
>>204316898fuck me they’re a grand plus aren’t theymight go back to archery then instead tbqh
You're such a fucking ho, I love itYour boyfriend is a dork, mclovin
>>204316940where's your protein la
>>204316940>tomato "paste" (no fucking pureeSame thing you dunce
>>204316969>>204316978disgusting
>>204316985can get one for less than 500 here
>>204316940This is would barely even be enough to sustain a 5'3 woman for a week
>>204316940where’s the fucking meat?
>>204317021not here, can tell you that much
>>204317067>>204317067>>204317067>>204317067
>>204317049sorry lad meant used, new ones are made in Indonesia
>>204317027it'll last me for a fortnight
>veggie burgers
