Do not look up the new tory leader

air jordans are squeaking right now

>>204319776
used to put olive oil up my arse during my mephedrone days
poo used to slip out for weeks afterwards

asahi is shit

Yeah, nut butter...

>>204319756
for me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YXVMCHG-Nk

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>Asahi edition

>>204319795
do not tell me what not to do

>>204319804
going to reply to your post even though you're a cuckspamming freak who never leaves his bedroom
air jordans are one of the only good things about black culture, the shoes genuinely look good and are comfortable if you wear them casually

>>204319707

can see your willy mate

*scuttles under the fridge*

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>used to put olive oil up my arse

keep your sexual proclivities to yourself kthx

>>204319865
What, cats do that do they?

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Next month is 20 year anniversary of KOTOR 2.

Just wanted to say I had a big few days and I seem to have made it through ok. Got nobody to share it with. Thanks!

>>204319852
and they grip... mmhmm

>>204319897
Tell us lad

I’ve got a special ointment I can put on your bum hole to make you stop farting. I need you to close your eyes though or it doesn’t work

>>204319824
bit gay desu

>>204319854
no you can't, I took great pains to make sure any incriminating reflections were hidden

>>204319906
yeah, the strands of rope around your neck in a couple years lol

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>>204319836

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OP416w3Aes
it's tax free!

>>204319707
What are you watching?

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Rorke on his way to the Jobcentre to sign on

>>204319920
mad asl x

time for some wanktoil

>>>/hc/2434418

Why is rorke who's sitting on his ass all day at home the foremost adversary of the green movement? His carbon emissions are negligible.

>>204319915
... can i trust you?

Hey lads lads imagine Diego getting stabbed in the fucking guts

yanks are foul beings of madness and destruction

>>204319914
it was just D-Day for me with a lot of my web of lies converging and I seem to have ridden through into the sunset with a wry smile on my face

>>204319963
Based

Less than halfway through his 16hr shift he’s moved to a Yank VPN. Interesting.

>>204319963
bit brown

>>204319934
Under Siege, it's a classic

gagging for a cute trans gf and maybe we can play pokemon together and shag and that

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>>204319972
The green agenda was created by the military industrial complex in the 1970s to make America fight wars abroad instead of drilling for oil on our own land.

mental how non whites have nipples just like us but instead of pink, they're brown

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Are you an osteoarchaeologist? because I've got a bone to pick with you

>>204320014
British moment

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My toxic trait is that I keep a can of fix and fill expanding foam in my car to spray up the exhaust pipes of people that annoy me.

>>204319954
naw just letting you know your inevitable fate as a neet freak

>>204320014
bit bent this lad

>>204319982
Web of lies huh? If they’re lies they could still converge at any time. What sort of lies?

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>foul beings of madness and destruction

Apprentice poosmith here ama

>>204320026
luv brown nipples

>>204320040
i really doubt that would do much to an exhaust system after it gets really hot and melts it away

>>204320040
Pretty based desu. How many people have you done it to, and what did they do to you?

>>204320011
Ty

>>204320040
Stop it, get some help

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>>204320025
Also this is what Jay Dyer and Alex Jones said

brain's fucked. often start thinking about the dumbest shite that's burned into my memory like the time when I was 14 and I tried to shepherd the ball out of play as the goalkeeper but accidentally nudged it just as it reached the line and gave up a corner in PE.

why the fuck would that be something my brain decided to keep and annoy me with?

Don't overstep any boundaries on your night out.

>>204320132
don't tell me what to do

>>204320095
Prefer not to say. Legally speaking.

>>204320128
Wow bet that was embarrassing

>>204320128
>I tried to shepherd the ball out of play as the goalkeeper but accidentally nudged it just as it reached the line and gave up a corner in PE
loooool what a mong

>>204320025
we cant drill oil and get rare earth here because it would absolutely destroy our air quality and turn us into china

>>204320128
>football in PE
povvo

air jordans be squeakin' when spaki stepdad was deliverin' dem big right hook left hook to spaki head
footwork mad
spaki screamed and cried, but nun he cud do x

Just walked down the stairs

>>204320132
Haha yh yh night out

>>204320128
Your teammates back then repeat that story to each other now and laugh between themselves, "fumbly twat" they say, also one of them has burning hatred of you for that moment and has issued a fatwa against you

>>204320164
You just told me what to do.

start doing this

>>204320198
Yanks don’t have stairs. Get off the VPN you liar.

>>204320190
I went to a fee-paying school and we played football and rugby in winter, what are you talking about lol

My nipples are brown. pale light brown. pale and sickly looking unsexed male

>>204320228
bizarre post

get the porn watched

>>204320128
>>204320215
Yes this fatwa is quite likely I’d be watching your back if I were you

just thought of essex

>>204320231
went to a grammar school full of posh cunts and we also played football

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Going out

Reading about ancestry, lads

So you're telling me that we all have Middle Eastern genetics? Like, a lot of it? That even the most pale blonde blue eyed Nordics have at least 15% Near Eastern ancestry?
Fucking mental. They've done a number on us.

I find it too embarrassing to make a tinder profile so I'd have to pay extra to do the only visible to people you like. In fact I don't like uploading images of myself online at all. Feels unwise

>>204320250
I’ve seen Malcolm in the middle. You can’t fool me.

fucking hell can't believe i didn't have sex with the (ex) gf multiple times a day every day what the fuck was i thinking

>>204320173
not particularly. i wasnt good at football back then and nothing came of the corner. just my mong brain.

>>204320215
i'd bet a hundred quid that 100% of the people on the pitch that day couldn't pick me out of a lineup.

>>204320315
Probably about her feelings

Any other catastrophically lonely men in?

>>204320296
dont worry about it timmy loool

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sigh...

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>hit or miss, guess you never miss huh?
>heard you got a boyfriend, get he doesn't kiss ya!

>>204320337
Biding my time me

reminded me of the time i scored a corner goal in PE
could have passed it, should have passed it
but something told me to go for it
curved it, hit the post, went in
they were SHOOK

>>204320338
actually I prefer Treyvon

>>204320357
would beat her up and take her hat

>>204320291
Yeah. Pale skin was (iirc) a middle eastern thing - or at least as Pale as we are now.

>>204320370
handball btw, much more impressive

off to bed
fucking sick of this shite

>>204320392
Be careful, she's a witch

>>204320296
yeah, don't do it
I went on a dating app binge like 7 years ago and I'm pretty I didn't delete most of the accounts and they're just still out there

Why are Asians called yellow when frankly they have the same complexion as us?

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>>204320407
>handball

>>204320433
>when frankly they have the same complexion as us?
they don't

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>handball

ropebunny

>>204320431
dont worry about it timmy loool

>>204320433
You some sort of foreigner or something?

>>204320433
there's more than 1 type

>>204320296
Online dating is a miserable experience, you get endlessly ghosted and your self esteem takes a knock until you get the hang of the game and realise it's a load of shit.

>>204320453
for some reason the school i went to was good at it
had a friend who became a euro champion and all that

>>204320407
is french handball the gay one where you just throw it around like the women do and there's nets and stuff? or is it the cool gaelic handball that's actually fun and intense and competitive?

playing someone of a handball myself

Lying in bed and just sharted for the first time in my life at age 28. Absolutely grim. Did the sheets this morning as well.

>>204320433
You don't, Zhang. You are very clearly yellow.

ballbergs are a bit smelly

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>>204320525

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>>204320483
I just want to coom and shag. Anyone, don't care who. No prostitues.

>>204320525
Did them twice by the sounds of it

>>204320525
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRR weird question but would you sell them to me?

Squat toil well underway

>>204320506
gaylic
there, done you in one word

>>204320543
Unfortunately even chads have to set up a profile and talk to women before they can shag

>>204320525
was it alkyhall?

>>204320574
i dont speak arabic mate, can you repeat that?

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If I get drunk tomorrow as planned I'll only have 1,150 calories for food for the rest of the day. SICK OF IT

>>204320589
just get an air frying

>>204320580
the cronem just have to say yes

>>204320589
why you getting drunk if you wanna lose weight? It’s the winter months, it’s grind season, now is when you have to focus to reap the rewards next summer.

>>204320584
poor cope desu

entitled to bennies, but won't do it

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French fellas eating snails and drinking wine during halftime at their handball games

laughed at a few posts there

a ball in the hand is worth two on the foot

>>204320639
I am probably an alcoholic cos there's no reason for me to do it, I don't have mates or anything, I just do it for its own sake

"you will poo on the barm keir. you will do as you're told" - donald trump, two thousand and twenty five

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todays scrandemic

Making tea so I can pretend I spilled it when mumberg asks me why I’m putting the washing on right now instead of admitting that I’ve just shit myself

>>204320666
genuinely regret not eating snails when i had the chance

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anglo federation when?

>>204320707
got enough seasoning lad?

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I have met the cronem in person and I can honestly say they are a lovely bunch of people

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is this true?

wonder if people at toil can tell i drink a bottle of wine a night

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cronem reminds me of cronenberg, which then reminds me of the eraserhead baby but that was lynch not cronenberg

might have to make some burgers here. oh it lush and i mean lush

made a dick size joke to my hairdresser earlier and she laughed. im in there lads.

>>204320760
Stop bringing them into work and they won't be able to

>>204320525
bro just lays in bed at 8pm for no reason

upset that there's some here with lives and girlfriends and shagging who don't only live through these threads

>>204319948
job centre is closed

>>204320810
that’s me!

>>204320791
probably just being polite

>>204319766
Oh hell yeah bro I just love being a dirty city with smog from factories and 10,000 cars going by my window ever second. that's the life right there

*sips*

>>204320692
why don’t you just .. not.. and take care of yourself instead?

>>204320751
Who's this girl?

>>204320730
No Ruski ever said “bouh o wuhahh” to me.

love watching the shape of london women of various creed and colours and they hurry around the london underground

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Best Timmy could do

>>204320040
You've never done it once in your life.

>>204320978
fuck off adam

>>204320929
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>204321027
fucking kill yourself

>>204321010
That unironically really helped his campaign

>>204321010
looney lefty liberals punching the air like trump rn

>>204320978
hahaha oh my days
bet he felt like a winner

>>204321051
dems not running a white guy helped it a lot too

>>204320855
I was on holiday mate I don't actually live there

gigamelty

>>204320777
Why so lush

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.

>>204320978
>congratating
clearly she needs to spend more time on it

>>204321076
Biden should have fucked off sooner I think Kamala came in too late to do much

>>204320791
What was the joke

>>204321132
What are you doing on my wife's Instagram?

i only bought the blood and wine expansion because i found they had duck confit in it

>>204321132
looks like me old missus

I only vote for white men because I think it’s important to be represented by people like myself who understand our culture

>>204321132
Who?

>>204321132
Hey thats my wife!

>>204321132
I like it when girls put jewellery in and around their belly button

tomorrow, bread, beef, cheese

Will my toilfu find it weird if I get her a Christmas present?

>>204321065
aren't you meant to be out clubbing right now

>>204321271
yes

>>204321246
are you a mediaeval peasant

>>204321271
If you're not already friendly with her then yes

>>204321289
More of a neolithic hunter gatherer

>>204321271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edGOeTr2Ghg
depends on the present

>>204321305
soycat

>>204320433
t. never seen a chink up close

>>204321289
I wish

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>>204321305

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Tonight’s agenda:

any good books lads? thinking about picking up a few to broaden my literary horizons.

>>204321371
No girlfriend I presume?

my standards have dropped so low they are underground at this point

Reckon the world ended in 2001 and we all instantaneously shifted to the next multiverse in which everything went to shit

>>204321390
alri necrophil lad

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New urban sport just dropped

>>204321383
yeah

>>204321390
Keep a notebook

>>204321076
how would an effeminate white guy help win over latino men?

>>204321390
PLAPPEDRAW JAKBOI

>>204321371
>Chinese
>Jew
Yikes

2008 is when capitalism died and we've been Weekend At Bernie-ing it's corpse ever since

>>204321383
il gattopardo

>>204321371
Starship Troopers is okay, I preferred The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress, haven't read the other one but know of it.

>>204321412
looks like it hurts

Britain peaked in 1999

>>204321383
Art of the Deal by Dobald Trump

>>204321065
omdssss

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>Dobald Trump

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>>204321346

Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, because I hate every motherfucker. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sipping on drinks at the pub, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit.
I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.

>>204321412
what game was that weird maneuver in? can't remember the name of it - crouch cancelling?

Sir Keir Starner

>>204321428
I fuck effeminate white men in dresses

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*bites into a block of cheddar while rule Britannia plays in the background*
Pathetic creatures.

>>204321538
That's melee you dolt

>>204321537
For me if I stop socialising regularly I go back to my old shut in ways and barely leave my flat.

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>1999
*runs faster with his NEW shoes with lights in the heels*

Sir Fucknugget Twatwaffle

>>204321557
um

katy praying he has a neopolitan one

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>>204321490

Sir Lamb Shawarma

I saved Katy

Woooah ohh ohhhh can you hear the call of the wasted and wounded?

>>204321371
Irish diaspora read lmao

>>204321545
Good one

nothing to say but got the urge to make a post

Might buy a Quake 3 t-shirt

>>204321557
why do you wear the dresses?

Mental how badly I mindraped him

>>204321652
99% of /brit/

>>204321611
How?

Mental how badly I was mindraped

poo, yes poo

>>204321616
i can
hilarious haha

might play a little tune

>>204321677
I posted my white penis the other day and Janny (Belgium) was FURIOUS

>>204321584
no, I think I remember better now - it was dolphin diving in battlefield

the mindraped

i don't even report it any more
with the janny posting it and ignoring reports, quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

got spots all over
from the boozing i suspect

>>204321010
i wish i was american so bad oh my days what a fucking kino nation

another day of doing absolutely bugger all

>>204321719
white penises look whack tho

:/

The consensual mind sex

>>204321748
kitimy

>>204321738
Srong Irish diaspora vibes coming from you

>>204321774
Liklier than you think

>>204321740
I get them on my arse for some reason

https://vocaroo.com/1njXm2bEECPh
i miss the bard

>>204321752
Katy didn't think so

>>204321538
In black ops kino der toten you could nearly kill yourself by diving down the stairs

scared to post incase I get mindraped

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Timmy life

>>204321674
yeah I saw that, bit over the line but it's for the best

>>204321833
oh my days

>>204321833
What’s that

>>204321537
Average disgruntled slavoid croatianoid romanoidoid

ALERT: mindraper outbreak in chud containment zone gamma

>>204321852
Masturbator

I’m not ASKING to be mindraped just because I’m bald - men are disgusting!

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PUT
RORKE
IN
THE
BIN

>>204321538
dolphin diving

>>204321876
Nah looks like a lengthener/stretcher

alri lads
just logged into 4chan

My mind just got Cheadled

>>204321884
Lizafos

>>204321884
Didn’t you hear? Rorke runs this world for the next 4 years .. minimum

>>204321912

>>204321911
log off, slag

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>>204321877
*notices*

>>204321720
>>204321891
That's Super Mario Sunshine n00bs
Zoomers don't even game

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>>204321923
I AM BECOME RORKE, DESTROYER OF LATINIOS

What’s triggered the bald middle aged incel’s insecurity this time?

>>204321852
Penis extender

>Snake Eater remake delayed
2024 up in smoke

might go paki chicken shop

>>204321995
What's the order

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Omds Timmy

I’ve volunteered to appear in a sidemen video tomorrow no idea what the fuck to expect apparently it’s just a background character role

What's your go to perfume lads

>>204322041
hope you get famous la
x

>>204322045
Oeau d'toilet

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>>204321982
the people demand revengeance 2

Sitting in my bedroom
Poured out a nice Leffe
Watching Sopranos
Clue? Gaining one by the second.

>>204322045
eau pour homos

>>204322045
Sir Keir Starmers Oh De Toilet

>>204322060
corr

>>204322045
usually just my own stink

>>204322045
eau d'issey

>>204322005
just a chicken burger, chips with red salt, and a can of 7up for 5 quid

>>204322041
Miniminter's rent boy x

Just heard my downstairs neighbour hit his gf

America is the modern day Rome
We’re just stuck on some piddly island that will be forgotten in the oceans of time

>>204322107
mans not getting wings

>red salt

>>204322107
Nice

>>204322120
Good.

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>>204322120

>>204322120
Ever hear them shagging?

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is gon be a long nite x

>>204322125
Earth will one day become irrelevant

>>204322120
well I'm sure there's two sides to that story, best to not get involved

>>204322122
>>204322122
>>204322122

>>204322189
America will be remembered as it’s apex

>>204322045
Mont Blanc Explorer or Clinique Happy in summer or if I'm feeling fruity.

>>204322189
when we die and fly to heaven to be with God?

>>204322212
kill yourself

>>204322128
not a big fan of paki chicken shop wings
too greasy

>>204322132
>his paki chicken shop doesnt use red salt

>>204322146
its a pretty good deal