library in a phone box edition
Alri lads
absolutely fucking mental
>>204330939how's it going then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQkGoAfmxp4
>>204330893Only sn am familiar w/ is sodium nitriteI dont try 2 spam bt ur right I posted too much. Sry i get carried away. I stop now. Thx
4chan ads are getting even stranger than before, and that's saying a lot
solemly thinking about the vicitms of the amsterdam attacks
>>204330979you don't want an AI fuck doll?
>>204330940phwoardem lipson me cock
DE PUSSY TURN RED
>>204330958doesnt work when americans say it
Banned for two more hours. If you get b& Nad have staic ip just use opera + cell data
me rn
>>204330998i'm mocking you
>>204331001did you answer my question bout the swedish slags you shagged?
>>204330958absoludely fuckin' mendal
>>204330986>goth femboy looking 4 bf (day 48)!all quite jarring considering I only use this site for /brit/
>>204331012americans are awful at ironyjust hafta watch snl to see dat
>>204331013no
>>204331012doing a shite job then
>>204330938>>204330936>>204330915Ah so it is him, got it.>>204330969You wish you were mousey so bad
>>204331026why notwell jealous of your countryshagged a bird with some norwegian genetics obceanudda balticbut neither top classand certainly not swedish
If I was in charge of Yugoslavia, I wouldn't have been able to keep it together
beers soon
>>204331040that's fine mate I won't hold it against you
if i was in charge of yugoslavia we'd all be speaking yugoslavian
Need Emma Watson to do the needful in my mouth.
>>204331062no we wouldn'tbe quiet
>>204331034Idk what or who ur on about de lad so I shall simply nod nd agree with you, as is my custom. Yes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk5SquSEt0Y
mad how non-brits start screech cumming at the sight of a telephone box painted red
>>204331039if i shag someone let it be a precious bri'ish flowa
anyone remember the helldivers 2 memeanyone remember the m&b bannerlord meme
anyone remember the manor lords meme
did the old red buses have telephones in them
need a piss bad
>>204331127no but they had tea trolleys
https://earthengine.google.com/timelapse/29.99644, 38.32541MadZoom out
>>204331153oh no... the damn rubmaps
>>204331119>>204331123you know full well that we don’t
>trump said he's going to annex britain in 2025 and remove all of the diversity and make it into an anglo celtic reserve.
>>204331169mcafee
magumbos
>>204331169What is it supposed to be?
>>204331108why dont you shag a prossy mate
Megalodon bros
Troll’s poll and drollformerly sneed
Odds I get my life back on trackEvens I continue being a mong
>i just want to have abortions rorke
https://www.oldmapsonline.orgLooking at how many houses have popped up in the last 180 so years>>204331191Irrigation, what do you think
>>204331206sorry to hear
on the quaver dieteaten six bags of quavers
>>204331195western prostitutes are soulless worthless whoers
tried watching the new US version of HIGNFY the black women on there are too loud and obnoxious
have i got news for you?no not really
>>204331272cannot imagine what would drive you to watch that
hmm mmmm das rite shugga
>>204331277curiosity the black guy who hosts it was hosting the UK version yesterday
two tier kier
insane how you get shamed for wearing paper poppies nowyou have to buy the more expensive badges with the year inscribed on them so you can't reuse them
>>204331318Two scoops. Two tiers. Two terms.
Tanning lad here. Back in the saddle with a 7 minute session.
Animations about nerdy autistic white guy looking for Atlantis who gets a cute brown gf who turns out to be the Atlantean princessgood genre that
I’d get up close and put my nose up to her ass as she farted so I could get a good whiff.
>>204331103Youre properly mentally ill doing this at 4am
>>204331348did not think atlantis held up on rewatch
>>204331348>Disneyits pozzed and evil
done her up like a kipper herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNZoRtBoZVM
>>204331372well said!
And I'm a bad boy'cause I don't even miss herI'm a bad boyFor breaking her heart
>>204331372How so?
treasure planet now that’s an underrated Disney animation of the era
>>204331391just not that good is itgood animation/imagery but it's basically Saturday morning cartoon stuff
300 calories per baklava but they so good mane they are so so so so so tasty I love them and want them
>Brown's anti-COVID lockdown song "Little Seed, Big Tree", which featured lyrics alluding to conspiracy theories about the COVID-19 vaccine,[71] was taken down from Spotify.[42] The song was re-listed on Spotify, and was available as of October 2024. WE FUCKING WON
Just heard the voice of the first beast say "come and see"
>>204331425go and see, then
Alright guys? Up again for toil. On a 6:00 am to 14:00 pm shift today. Not great but not awful either.
>>204331439I saw
went to school in the 00s so naturally i knew a lot of girls who were big harry potter fans but they all seemed to simp over ron more than harry for some reason
>>204331399well said!
>>204331474wonder why there’s such a big gender gap in the Harry Potter fandomnot that blokes don’t like Harry Potter at all but more so that women tend to like it much more
would love to live in canada if it weren't full of fucking canadianseither way i want out of this sunburnt hellscape
very much enjoy the idea of space engineers but the beginning feels so slow that i simply can't be bovvered
>>204331443this is rape
>>204331496well i had a few male friends (including myself) who were fans of it, it's just we sort of grew out of it, when you're a woman you're allowed to cling onto childish things for longer without anyone cracking the shits at you i suppose
>>204331496young girls read significantly more than young boysquite litchrelly all there is to it
>>204331498awful, horrible thing to say about our beautiful, wondrous, pub-filled country
>>204331500>>204331515yes yes we've all seen it on reddit mate pack it in
>>204331526all the pubs are closing because the government keeps taxing beer to absolute fuckery
>>204331474harry is a boring nothing of a character who has no feelings about anythinghe is an impartial observer to almost everything that happens around him
>>204331520>>204331524ahheard somewhere it’s got a bit to do with the social element of the houses and that, and that towards the end it kind of turns a bit romantic with all the young-adult tropes which women like more
Rorke making an alliance with John Hunyadi to replace the Ottomans as the Hegemonic power in the Balkans
>>204331536well i think there are three main ingredients for a good story: character development, worldbuilding, and plotrowling doesn't do a great job with characters or plot but she absolutely nailed the worldbuilding
>>204331206corr propa gppd kittington dissadequate representation of the post sentiment also
>>204331547
>>204331455So do you go to sleep after you do this EW shite?
>>204331563rowling is just the female british version of oda
>>204331530>yes yes we've all seen it on reddit mate pack it inwho the fuck is we
>>204331272fuggin elltried to watch couple weeks agoAWFUL>>204331425corr used to have diss kittingtonshire saved up and allkafkaesque how the days go by
>Some who use private jets could be producing roughly 500 times more CO2 in a year than the average personah yes so much for us plebians' efforts to cut down. fuck it all I say.
>>2043314556-2pm is fucking great hours. You have the rest of the day free.
>>204331567christ wonder how many birds he fugged on that tripbiden was gigachadunironically fink he coulda beaten trump
Can I have some advice?
>>204331590biden would have given him reagan numbers
>>204331569Don't understand.>>204331585I'd rather a 6:00 to 10:00. And I'm more of an afternoon person in general. By the time I get home I'll be very tired and will go straight to bed.
>>204331268whats your preference? how can you have preference when virgin
>>204331597yes you should get drunk tonight
>>204331590>finkaverage democrat voter ladies and gentlemen
>>204331598nah brojust give biden some of dat ummmeyhylphenidatradhd medsdementia medswhateverhe woulda been finelike hes not even much older than trump. couple years max
drinking orange juice and tequila
gf is being a real crybaby because her dad's an asshole so i had to put up with that all nightwhat a fucking headache
>waking up at 2am, going in for morning shift and then spending rest of the day talking to himself on 4chanUtterly subhuman.
>>204331601You'll go to bed at 2?
>>204331614Wahh wahhh wahhhhhhhh
>>204331590this was dem internal polling when biden was running dems absolutely shagged themselves
>>204331623it makes me really agitated when she cries
>>204331604Thanks, but real advice.
>>204331643go to uniwork hardget good gradesgraduate and get a good job
>>204331637Go sean connery on her
>>204331603preference is not spending 500$ to get a blowjob with a condom on while not being allowed to "touch"
>>204331626Fucking lmaoCunts
>>204331647i dropped out of uni twice, was too hard for menot a spacker or anything, just supremely lazy and can't manage my time worth a fuck
>>204331626might have been different if puy biden on the meds
>>204331658im a foot taller and like 100lbs heavier than her. i could never hit her>>204331666take a class here and there. you'll be happier in the long run.i was a mong hs grad making only $40k a year and once i finished uni, I immediately got a job making almost $100k. it's a key to financial freedom and success
heard niggas in paris today first time in literally yearacompeltely forgot how fuggin DOPE that song waslegendaryutterly legendary
it cannot go on like thiswe cannot be forced to live in these conditions
landlordberg woke me up faffing about in the hallway at 4.30 ladsnot a happy camper
conducting a poo
>>204331710
>>204331710yeah been fucking pathetic innitdepressing af alsolikeim not joking i dont think ive seen the actual sky in about 2 weeks
planted a tree in my old primary school 20 years ago and i want to see how it's doingcan i just walk onto the school grounds just for a quick look or will i immediately get tackled to the ground and thrown in the watch house with the nonces?
>>204331710not minded it much myself but I work outdoors so get my fresh air intake regardless of whether it's sunny or not
got the music on
>>204331368Bt...u are also awake de lad
walked for about 20 minutes in 33 degree weather with no hat or sunscreen yesterday, surprised i'm not dead or even sunburnt
>>204331743what you got on lad
Americans love conducting themselves in the most subhuman gay fashion wherever they go.
How do you guys make friends? I feel like at least in Australia the cut-off for making real friends are friends from high school and maybe one friend in uni.Everything else feels a bit different. Sure you can have your work mates but you always feel like it's a bit ungenuine and that if they got fired that day you'd never see them again. Hobby friends are the same shit. I never heard of anybody inviting their mate from their flag painting class to their wedding.
>>204331752you have terminal aids cancer now
Arrest women. Charge women. Indict women. Imprison women. Unanimously find women guilty on all charges. Sentence women to life in prison. Do not grant women parole. Deny women's appeals. Give women shots for extremely minor infractions. Put women on indefinite lockdown. Send women to solitary confinement. Feed women nutraloaf. Search women's cells for contraband. Make women submit to cavity searches. Look the other way when women are getting shanked in the rec room.
Altrincham mentioned
>>204331753whatever people say I am that's what I'm not by arctic monkeys class album x
>>204331774>>204331763>>204331750>>204331718would love to put bamboo in your wrists while you sleep
the american male and female
>>204331758met my best friend in my late 20s, he worked at a bar i used to go to, surprising to find someone you have so much in common with just out in the wild like thatin school and uni you're only together because you're forced to be
e fv aee urn dnt is o
>>204331783hello, it's me, arcticmonkeyslad, assuming you included me by mistake x
too early to put a washing load on?
>>204331774Shit Reddit album.
And I feel like if I ever did get a missus, what kind of life would I be able to show her?>yeah, here's another exciting weekend on my couch playing video games or on the chon. No, I don't know anybody to go out with to do anything fun with.Pretty grim.
>>204331797electric just switched over to on-peak charges here so too late if anything x
>>204331784now I want smonk
>>204331710I don't know this feel (I'm in the light green)
>>204331803women have a tendency to make you do things you wouldn't normally do, it can be annoying but if it drags you out of your comfort zone then you'll most likely at least grow as a person
>>204331798sod off sacked tranny
>>204331803Need a nice bookworm bitch, the kind of bitch who's disgusted by normal bitches. Do you know what I'm saying?
>>204331812mad how Norway gets more sunshine than most of the UK
rewatching porkin' across americagreat little miniseries the onion did back in '12
Waiting on a street corner for someone from toil to give me a lift in to toil.
>>204331792>>204331794>>204331798>>204331838Kill yourself.
*be's a rainy, cold, windy, dark island in the north sea**africans and indians move here in droves*they'd be better off at home since the weather is so dismal here
love listening to "gas gas gas" from initial d while driving my caronly problem is my car runs on diesel so it feels a bit disingenuous, what with it technically not being gasoline (to use the parlance of our trans-atlantic cousins)
>>204331643off to the pub with you asap
sir vitamin d deficiency
>>204331790>in school and uni you're only together because you're forced to beTrue, but you also develop relationships cause of that https://news.ku.edu/news/article/2018/03/06/study-reveals-number-hours-it-takes-make-friendYou need to spend time with somebody before you can consider them a 'friend'. You probably almost lived at this bar.>>204331813I love trying new shit, Im doing boxing right now. Probably not the kind of stuff girls like tho.
>>204331858do australians have any cars aside from utes and JDM imports?
oh my days oh my daysoh my fucking days i just thought out you can put tabs into groups on chrome oh my fuckking daaaaaaaaaaaaaays this is such an improvement
>>204331726you could send a letter explaining who you are and why you want to see it
>>204331838hope you get kidnapped and btked
>>204331864>>204331871You are utterly subhuman doing this even at this hour when nobody is here
>>204331812Blue in Africa is outrageous, truly infuriating
>>204331871um
>>204331883Jungle. Juuuuungle.
>>204331867holden shut down a few years ago (RIP), we still domestically produce our own version of fords (distinct from american ford) but yeah most of the cars you see on the road are japanese/korean and increasingly chinese as well
>>204331875i'd rather just take my chances sneaking in on a weekend when no one's around
>>204331890rip, didn't know Holden closed down you ever watched garbage time? those aussie lads who muck about with cars on youtube they had a mega ford with the old school barra engine which is really cool
the proto gf is going on vacation to france for like 2 weeks but its like 9c. whats the fucking point
I'm going to bed. This behavior is sickening to me. Makes me feel ill.
>>204331792can literally see you edited out that (You)Adam youre genuinely so thick
done the coffeetoildone the drinktoildone the toothtoilmight do some kinotoilthen i'll be off to do sleeptoil
might start selling my poos to weird gay lads on reddit
found out the other day that there's another show like top gear called 'fifth gear" that started around the same time but is obviously nowhere near as popular
>>204331910You see this, someone like adam actually manages to make a yank, a person most probably exposed to all manners of ills, to feel like throwing up.
might start buying poos
scalping a poo
>>204331922>freshly compressed sunday dinner
Mousey :p
don't think there's anything wrong with any of my hypocritical viewpoints given that i'm right and anyone doesn't share my viewpoints is wrong
>>204331902If you get caught, by most australian states policies, you'd be recorded as a sexual predator iirc
good morning lads
>>204331960that's ridiculous, where are you getting that from?
>>204331948how did he do that? was this a digital effect?
>>204331967I'm a lawyer. Hope you're not based in NSW, QLD, VIC, CAN or SA.
>>204331967
>>204331960god forbid a man look at his tree
Might aimlessly wonder around central London out of boredom today
>>204331838why do you post such obviously made up bullshit
>>204331972>Hope you're not based in ... CAN or SA.Lol he's in Australiathe fuck does Canada or South Africa have to do with it?dumbass
>>204331978Which parts
>>204331972assuming you're telling the truth (both about being a lawyer and the law you're citing) i reckon if i did get caught, any lawyer with two functioning brain cells would be able to argue away any sexual predatory charges given that i'd gone in on a weekend knowing there'd be no one around, and the worst possible charge i could be done for is trespassing, i'd just get a fine and maybe a good behaviour bond and that would be the end of it
>>204331985SA means south australia de lad
sir sleep goer
got suspended from school once for spreading rumours that two of the teachers were having an affair with each other and it turned out to be true, reckon i should have been exonerated
>>204331994>given that i'd gone in on a weekend knowing there'd be no one aroundAnd I'd argue that you were surveilling to perhaps find a location to set up a camera to peep on children. I can't prove it but you entering a primary school after hours is damnening enough.Don't be an idiot. Just go at 2:30pm-3:30pm with the rest of the parents.
>>204332023>I can't prove itand so my defender rests his case
>>204332022weird thing to be suspended for
>>204331951You miss him as much as your real dad Adam?
>>204332032not the worst i've ever heard ofthere was this one gay kid who got expelled because he was tired of being gay so he brought a big sign that said "I'M GAY, SO WHAT?" and climbed up on the roof with it for all to seeif he'd done that today they probably would've made him australian of the year or something
>>204332050tired of being bullied for being gay i mean
put my washing on6am is a socially acceptable time to fire up a washing machine i say
might get a job in border security and find any excuse i can to deny entry to non-white foreigners
it is what it is
>>204332068bit racist
Sweepy time 4 tired neets
looks are all that matters. A bold, confident alpha male will get rejected in favor of the most snivelling beta coward if the beta is better looking. This is devastating to people who want to find a “life hack” but it’s true and been tested many times
>>204332090to be fair chinks are always trying to smuggle in weird food and live animals without declaring them, they're complete retards
upgraded my computer recently but it's still chugging up constantly because of the fucking heat
>>204332098I respectfully disagree
>>204332114pop it in the fridge
>>204332098obviously looks are a major bonus in how well you're treated, but if you're a genuine anti-social sperg and perpetually awkward and quiet you still won't get very far anywhere
what does being “awkward” actually mean
remember baby abuelita
>>204332098Guess you need something to blame huh
>>204332153slow to react socially, missing out on social cues, difficulty choosing the appropriate level of formality or casualness for the setting, not picking up on what is left implicit, etc.
any rape man in
>>204332153prefer not to say
>>204332153difficult or ungainly
>>204332209should hope not
>>204332202these are all very specificthere are many more ways a person can be awkward
got bummed but im not gay because it was rape
young lad I work with at toil is strangely yankified, reckon it's from his nonstop tiktok exposure calls a walking stick a cane, calls rubbish trash, says gotten a lot etc. very strange and jarring when he comes out with something like that in the middle of conversation.
said young lad also refers to phone signal as "connection" which I find very odd as I've literally never heard anyone say that before unless this is also a yankism
>>204332267yeah fascinating *walks away using my cane to help my limp*
poofter brother is here to stay at the weekendmental how he never got a shag by 23 and at 24 came out as gaygrim cuntlove him to bits but you are a fucking disgrace mateincel ghoulour maw actually burst into tears when he came out and I felt for her, the typical gen X neo liberal but there was just something she couldnt explain
poo
>>204332267I'm an 03 and got it on good authority the most based apprentice in the isles
laaaaaaads what website do you use to rip stuff off of pornhub?
Might have a Designer Cider in Donedon later
>>204332364used to browse on my psp since the site reformatted to download videos but I haven't done that since the psp was relevant, I do still have my 240p rips of Hatsu Inu though
>>204332371Might ye aye
are uber dream innovators losta full eyed veil enormous and tryingeither of awe turns into his own
Might get in to alchemy
SHE'S INTO SUPERSTITIONBLACK CATS AND VOODOO DOLLS
The Gulf War was the Anglo Saxons finest hour and historians will recognise it as so
>>204332449That one? Out of al the silly crusades we lost?
if i don't get a girlfriend by the end of next year, trillions will die
cold this morning
>>204332462Britain may have conquered ancient Asian dynasites and toppled despotic empires with the cannon and steam boatBut there will never be a more clear dominant moment than the UK and the USA leading a 47 nation coalition against Saddams Iraq just for the craic. The Soviet Union had just fell. Our race won the Cold War. Britain and America were still ethnostates full of proud men, and news of our military conquest was beamed back to our televisions as we were inventing the World Wide Web.1991 was the peak year of the Anglo Saxon race.
The British Army even fought an insurgency against my family in living memory. After the Good Friday agreement though, when peace between the Saxon and Gael was achieved at once, even my father, who was privvy to the IRA, felt proud of John Majors forces kicking the bastard out of Saddam.Imagine it. Just fucking imagine it boys. Eccies do you 2 days at least. Pints are a pound. Oasis on the charts. Our brave boys bullying Muslims abroad. The country is still white. You have a newly wed wife you have pumped 2 weans into on a civil servants salary.Dad, you don't know what you fucking had cunt.
another grey cloud day it seems
Should I watch Trainspotting 2? The "No More Catholics" scene on YT is proper kino
Love when I do a "cheeky" jizz, you know what I'm talking about? It's when some of your ejaculate is in a little jelly-like form. Love when that happens, I hear the jelly jizz is the most potent of them all.
>>204332570your point being what, lad?
You lucky fucking bastard. You were born at the peak of our people. Ya fucking cunt ye. Next time you tell me to empty the feckin dishwasher.You lived through the actual peak of our race. You were one of them. I will have to be a geurilla figher against Poo barmer and his paki horde. You are a soft cunt Da, you dont know how good you fuckin had it.
>>204332578that means you're dehydrated and/ or been wanking too much
im worth a million in prizes
refund still didn't come for my lost parcel. talked to a different customer support and now have to wait another 5 days minimum for it to go through (allegedly). fucking bastards.
>>204332589my fucking dad lived thorugh the best time in human fucking history matehe doesnt know how good he fucking had it. i was born in 2003. even before covid it was constantly drilled into me how much i missed and how good the 80s and 90s were.its a fucking scam mate>ohhh but the russians might have nuked usaye but the fucking didnt, did they? we won the cold war. they collapsed. and you enjoyed itma fuckin da, soft cunt.
>>204332599If you've been wanking and cranking too much it'll be thin and watery. Jelly jizz is a sign that you are ready to breed a fertile womb.
>>204332621fuck up bitch. join the forces.
>>204332495Weird cunt aren’t ya
When I get older, I will be strongerThey'll call me freedom, just like a wavin' flag
nobody, and i mean NOBODY wants to send their kids to school with niggers
Oh it's such a perfect dayI'm glad I spent it with /brit/
>>204332643not fighting for your daft yank empireI will only take up arms for the Irish Republican Army>>204332648How so
Got nothing against the English in all fairness. Got a few English mates. Just wish the British Army would fuck off out Ulster.
Watching Trainspotting has got me horny for a Scottish nurse gf. Do I have a shot? White American doctor, 6 foot and I can bench over 225
>>204332736No you fucking dontA few Scottish lasses might think you are a rich yank that can get them into the land of opportunityBut I know you are a gremlinous incel from some land like "Iowa" or "North Carolina"If you are a rich Yank with connections you will drown in Scottish pussy. Elsewise we will just take the piss out your accent and rob you.
>>204332731didn't they fuck off after the good friday agreement?
>>204332778Are you that lad banging on about the IRA and his da? Would batter the fuck out of you if we ever crossed paths irl. Soft ass nigga.
Poo
>>204332827good post
Love Cajun food me
>>204332799na mate we stayed in glasgow, werent in ireland us>>204332814Couldn't knock a flea aff a dug soft yank cuntI would fucking murder youIm a mental caseWould stab your fucking throatYou think you are a hardman cause you have watched 8 mileBrits would fucking butcher you ya fuckin mexican freak
just looked up a "cajun" restaurant in auckland and it looks like absolute nonsensewould still eat it thoughthe gumbo looks alright actually
Scotchlad here. On the scotch again. Sweet sweet scotch.
>>204332917Away and fucking shoot yourself you fucking freakYou are of no worth
>>204332925Weak ass nigga. You couldn't last a day in my world.
Good morning to my fellow communists.
>>204332917what scotch?
other boards don't allow you to make a new thread as soon as you hit the bump limit. you have to go down with the ship
top 10 goblins caught on camera
Me done tek mi own life mi prefer
Alba gu BrathRome, Denmark, England, France, GermanyThey all fell. An undefeated race.
>>204332959Johnny Walker Black, cut with Perrier
fancy a bacon sandwich right about bow me
Illegally early newDon't let janny see>>204333014>>204333014>>204333014>>204333014>>204333014
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