otter heine edition >>204329500previous
>>204333255BALETED for being early.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrZ-sA4FQcCheck them dubs though.
i want more to drink, but i know if i do, it'll totally terminate tomorrow. er, today. nah. time to quit it. until sunday, at least.
today's vocal tic has been the 'oooh waa ooooh' lady in this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4RfVRhhhNI
>>204333285if you need help tomorrow, get some weed gummies
>>204333285it's probably for the bestgo ahead and drink some water now so you aren't dying in the morning
>>204333255They are in the correct order
Ugh the TF2 Halloween event is over. Back to regular maps.
check em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVt1Dy_LblQI'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WEEEEEEEEEEELLAND I'M SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT 'CAUSE I'M IN HEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>204333332maps? they don't love you like i love you
>>204333339>flag pole sittaDam flashback
>>204333332
>>204333332>>204333336We brought shame onto /cum/.>>204333333The true hero of /int/. Let's go honour him.
>>204333310i have been all day, but yeah. going to make some food and wind down. snuff this ember while i've got the sense to.
can't wait to watch Arcane again tomorrow
>>204333204What fell off? dating apps? how do people even hook up then
>>204333354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8sGmSEehi4
>twisted tea:|>twisted tea, peach:O
>>204333402shit was mid as fuck and way too pricey for 5%
>>204333387Dating apps fell off. It's all designed around milking money from people now.How do people hook up? How the fuck would I know. If I did, I wouldn't be on 4chan at 2 am. They don't tell ugly people what's the new meta.
>>204333398I was actually just listening to this the other day
>>204333379
>>204333407you're way too pricey for 5%
>>204333430what the fuck, man
>>204333387For my brother at least, he just goes to the bar to play pool and women fall onto his dick
:DDD
>>204333413people still hook up predominately online it's just there's more services than just tinder now there's bumble and facebook dating and hinge and stuff
>>204333424https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql9-82oV2JE
There are still runners coming, they have to run up all these stairs after going across a suspension bridge. The suspension bridge is even hard to walk on.
>>204333443hate it when this happens
I've been banned since the happening, did all the annoying faggots finally get butthurt and fuck off?
>>204333499>The Happening is a 2008 science fiction thriller film written, directed, and produced by M. Night Shyamalan.WTF DID YOU POST TO GET A 16 YEAR BAN!?
>>204333517he was 2 years old when he made that post and he's just now of age
When I get get a wife I'll still be posting on 4chan at 2:00 AM
>>204333461The Offspring are one of my favorite bands from back then. I wasn't a huge fan when I was younger though
>>204333537I can't stand them. Their singer just yells
>>204333529same
>>204333522Based 2 year old shitposters.
you're way too BEAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTIIIful GIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRLLLLLLThat's why it'll never work
>>204333542thats punk rock, stupidass
>>204333542no he doesn't
>>204333255It's so cute when you say "heine"
>>204333576They're not like Misfits, Black Flag, or Bad Religion.The Offspring is more like Blink-182.
me on the left
>>204333623https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNbnineUCI
>>204333638Yeah, exactly. Blink-182. That whole era of music was pop-punk.A lot of punk rock doesn't sound as aesthetically pleasing.
>>204333637i'll put you down as a 3 today
>>204333741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnFOP5kIr2w
>>204333741i made a rookie mistake earlier of going to get a piercing without eating anything before and it was way more painful and bled a lot more than me and the lady that did it were expecting, i did pull away a bit which didn't help of course but it hurt so freaking bad dudemy blood sugar dropped after that i went pale and they gave me a sugar tablet and my friend had to drive me home my car is still parked at the tattoo place cause i wasn't feeling 100% to drive so i gotta go pick it up tomorrow i ate some food and took a cat nap and i feel a lot better but it was kind of rough there for a minute with the dizziness and everything so earlier i was a 7 and now i'm like a 2
>>204333637On a road trip with my family we drove through a remote desert road in New Mexico at like 1 in the morning and saw dozens of rabbits, jackrabbits, and mice. The jackrabbits were actually smart and waited for the car to pass but the dumbass bunnies kept jumping in front of it. We didn't hit any (We probably smashed a few mice though)
comfybros we are so fucking BACK
>>204333637wtf i love unvaxxed rabbits now
>>204333741also jackrabbits deserve love too >>204333799we have rabbits in the meadow near my house it's just wildflowers and some random tall grasses that grow there, there's never really been any pines or anything that wanted to grow there except for one oak tree in the center of the clearing that is my favorite meadow partially for that reason but it's just a great place to have a picnic in the spring
>>204333821Sounds miserable, not comfy
>>204329513Of course my horse. Beans are delicious and nutritious, great source of protein and iron. Recommended.
>rain isnt comfy
>>204333792this is why you shouldn't get piercings
>>204333859Nice image
>>204333859i'm fine now and it was kind of impulsive but whatever i really like how it looks and i've been meaning to get the other side of my nose done forever, it's high nostril so i expected it to hurt more but jesus i teared up immediately
>>204333859me on the bottom step
>>204333859Poor FAS pumpkin on the second step.
>>204333892kek
>>204333886i'm the little one inbetween the throwing up pumpkin and the silly looking one on the second step
vastly becoming bedpilled
>>204333967me too in 15 minutes
every guy i've met that's been super into guns has been totally not what you expect actually super peaceful they just like their noisy sticks that go boom mostly
>>204334008what did you expect
>>204334027dale gribble kind of character or just a meathead waiting to get into roadrage so he has an excuse to blow someone's head off
>>204334008All the Americans I've talked to online, that were crazy into guns, where closer to pacifists than anything else. They loved the history of guns, and the modification process more than they actually liked hunting or going to the range.I just like hunting, because it saves me money.
>>204334057preconceived notions are often bad. not always.but anyways this thread is years out of date so imagine these numbers just way higher
Reposting this insane GIF
>>204334123jfcPlease tell me that tumblr still exists.
>>204334134didn't it die after they banned porn
>>204334080it's a lot like guys that like cars is what i've found in my experience, it's that same kind of mechanically minded thing that guys love to do whether it's new car parts or a part for their gun or a new fishing rod or a new tool or whateverguys just love equipment and tools
i think i almost saw her pagina
>>204334134Just gotta love goonheads
>>204334209brbResearching this.
>>204334057I'd be far more worried about someone mentally unstable like this having a gun.
good night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ-0468suL8song of the thread
>>204333255Otters have the same face as kingcobrajfs.
I’d sniff up Emma Watson’s farts in an instant.
>>204334646>stars in Beauty & The Beast>it's actually just 2 Beasts
>>204334264Cinnamoroll won't be caught lackin'
WELLLLL LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE
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Canada is now the 51st state
>>204335489wtf, I don't want to be part of Quebec and Ontario. I don't even want to be in the same country as them now.
Chinese says things like "Me store now" and draw pictures of fire to symbolize fire
>>204335605Oregon is giving out UBI. If you guys join as different states you can probably be like cooler version of yourselves now.
>>204335631>draw pictures of fire to symbolize fireYeah, what a crazy idea.
>>204335668But tiktok is getting banned in a few month in America. How will I shitpost to my news stations sucking at their job, if I join USA?
>>204335673That symbolizes flammability THO
>>204335673Not in textbooks, Changada
Getting pegged when wifeberg is done with her shift at the hospital tonight
lol
>>204333255The tight American pussy in this thread is unreal
>>204333529i'm already there
Tired of nightmares
Coming from Netherlands I was with my (now ex-)girlfriend in NewYork. We looked for a certain location but could not find it and as this was before iPhone, we just asked someone on the street. The person explained how to get there, it was like a couple of blocks away. (can't remember exactly)We said: "Thanks" and startet to walk in the direction. The person we asked quickly said: "No, no, you can not walk, you need to take a cab!" "Why? we asked. Maybe a dangerous neighborhood. But the person said: "It's too far!"We walked - it took us like 15 minutes or so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhYmMr1fe20
AMERICANS! I NEED YOUR HELP TO GET OFF THIS ISLAND BEFORE IT BECOMES A TRUE BROWN HELLSCAPE!The schools are entirely full of pupils from the indian sub-continent and the parents are outbreeding the natives. This country has maybe 10-15 years left before the brown hordes start voting their own into power. I need to get out.The problem? I have no degrees, no further education. I do have a clean drivers licence, no police record, no unpaid debts or missed payments and a determination and desire to work. I am a grafter.How do I get myself a job in the land of the free? I am a competent chef and about to complete my HGV (trucking) license. Currently I earn around 700-800 a week plus 150/200 cheffing (cash) but this will increase to 900/950 upon completing the hgv.Would anywhere (preferably in the south, Tennessee to Texas) hire a polite English grafter? I heard they were crying out for drivers. Would they hire after just one years experience on the chaotic British roads? I will have shitloads of cash to move so money is no issue.I have been over numerous times to the US, and I notice all the immigrants working these cheffing jobs, driving jobs, all unskilled labour. Some did not speak a word of English when trying to make conversation, these were clearly immigrants not citizens... My question - How did they get the job? Just pure nepotism or are they actually illegals working for cash.
>>204336632
I hate black men but I want to have wild primal sex with black women and impregnate them with my children, is this my colonizer ancestors sending me a message?
Currently reading that black women are blaming white women for the 4B (shaving heads and no sex) movement failing in america because they... too many of them have fathers and thats just that patriarchy oppressing them somehow
>>204334008Depends tbqh, the more wealthy gun nuts tend to be nice but the poor southern backwoods ones tend to be actually unwell and a threat to everyone around them, my uncle who was kind of the family outcast eneded up living in the woods of Georgia and he would go shooting with a bunch of other rednecks all the time then come home drunk and threaten the retarded women he'd married, spent like 99% of his income on guns and had a shed full of them, kids didnt talk to him after they moved out because they were scared of him and eventually his wife left him and he shot himself
yesterday was a fucking awesome day.I was supposed to go to an Italian restaurant with the family and my two children. While we were traveling we stopped at my wife's friend house. Her name is Claudia and has 3 children. So I always bring a whisky bottle. So we started drinking and my wife and claudia got horny and went into the room and started having sex while I watched. I couldn't get it hard tho... but I recoreded a video. Claudia says wants to come to our house to finish her business with my wife and me
>>204337578Yesterday I fucked ur mom LOL
>>204337615LOL, I fucked somebody's mom... they are cool kids. Elizabeth is getting cuter and I think she has a crush on me
I''m a retired working-class American (from Oregon) who has lived in The Netherlands for 2.5 years. I hope to remain here. I do miss the nature - fast rivers, mountains, huge forests, wild coastlines. I do NOT miss the consumerism, social stratification, grinding work culture, rising poverty, and political schism that pervades day to day life there. All my Dutch acquaintances say "We have problems here too" and I know they are right - but things are much better managed here. More civility, more relaxed life style, more peace of mind. People seem not to be afraid they will loose everything if there is a problem with work, or with health, or other uncertainties. Lots of fear in America.
pic related looks like the one I fucked
>>204337700damn bro what a hottie
>>204337695Yeah I noticed that too, americans need to act like machos tho and all those problems will go away
>>204335605>>204335489I thought that was Puerto Rico
>>204334646I want to worship every single atom of her
>>204337709She says she loves to watch lesbian porn when her husband is not around
>>204337700Disgusting
Damn…
>>204338331he's deciding the future of Ukraine btw
>>204338460Please, keep the politics to /pol/ anon before spinster see you and goes on another rampage
>>204338331kek, based cia asset
>>204336510happened to me as well, not many people used to walking nowadays
>>204338331What a schizo
>>204338598>not being a gender transmogrification cultist is schizophrenicYWNBAW
Fuck, I forgot, I will get a new job and I smoked crack cocaine with my wife and her lesbian friend, how long before my system is pure again? does even crack cocaine show in the toxologic tests?
Oh boy..
for me it's r/pawg
>>204338808Stop doing crack
yeah, I was so fucking horny and didn't think of the consequences
>>204338791It's not believing mainstream medicine's position that's stood for decades.
>>204338847sorry, my wife just told me it wasn't crack, it was crystal
>>204338898>mainstream medicine's position that's stood for decadesHoly shit, these "people" are delusional
>>204338898LOL
>>204338944>>204338960What? It's true.
Implying modern medicine hasn't been completely subverted by this bizarre agenda
>>204333332Good. now queue times will go down
>>204339089Doctors still debate the best practice for handling trans issues in kids and teens but for adults transition has been medically approved since the 1970s.
>>204334123First good FK post ever and it's a repost lol
Play with my pussy
>>204339469stupid bitch ass stole my post
>>204339301No amount of drugs, surgery, or legal protection can change someone's sex
>>204339654Not chromosomes, no. But sex reassignment and hormone therapy are medically recognized treatments for gender dysphoria.
>>204339301That's not the point. The point is that any scientific data that states that trannies aren't a real thing is suppressed by this bizarre agenda
>>204339729>Not chromosomes, noCase closed. Men can't be women.
Woke up feeling incredibly nauseous I don't want to puke so I'm just sitting on the toilet slowly sipping cold water until I feel better.I'm hungover
>>204339729It is make believe
SO IT'S YOU'RE FAULT BUT IT'S HER FAULT AND IT ISN'T MINE AT ALL
corn pop was a bad dude
>>204340064who?
I got hairy legs
>>204340205Don't we all
>>204333255is that bob the otter?>i recognise that rump
spent the night in a cell
Car is fucked, I tore down a state property sign, got a dui, license confiscated. Repairs are going to cost ten fucking grands, insurance will tear my ass apart, judge in four months It's over for real this time
why do americans call free things communism when commies considered anyone who didn't work parasites and sent them to prison and or forced labor.
>>204340472Will your boss find out
Told the fuckers to pop one in my head and pretend I was armed They didnt feel like it
>>204340501Sooner or later yes, I should rather come clean monday before they discover it. If anyone hates me in here enjoy the moment I am neck deep in shit right now. Seriously thinking about going the easy way out
What the fuck manWhy am I like this
>>204340472That sucks bro. Happened to me too 5 years ago and it was a pain in the ass for the next year. >>204340582Why does it matter if your boss finds out? Do you drive for a living
I’m a big big girl in a big big world
>>204340481Because their communists arent Marxist-leninists they are gay materialistic urbanites They think they'll get fully-automated gay luxury space communism for real
>>204340582Just go back to where your shitstain of a bloodline originates from(Boukak land)
>>204340620Big girls don't cry
>>204340619For the commute and sometimes I need to drive stuff
>new yves drops
>>204340670There aren't many mexicans where i am but can we please PLEASE deport the fucking puerto ricans?
>>204340695Yves Saint Laurent?
>>204340702no
>>204340688Hopefully you don't lose the jobHere the go to wheels for the dui stricken are cheap 49cc mopeds. Sucks for winter but beats walking
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>>204340718Frownyface
>>204340742having a twitter account should flag you for forced labour in antarctic mining camps.
I really like this series of images
makes me wonder
I gotta start eating breakfast What's healthy breakfast that won't take but a few minutes to make
>>204340968steel cut oats. can have them plain or add whatever you want.
>>204340968I have a scoop of whey in milk. Takes a minute and tastes good. Its hard to eat in the morning for me but that goes down easily
Today i did my protein with half milk and half apple cider. Yum yum
>>204333255his little otter butt in the airso cute
>>204340607get a grip brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYn2OPfMNX8
blasted all over my monitor to sex pov
Gm /cum/mers
>>204340968Greek yogurtFrozen berriesGranola
We bring the boom.
>>204341440Mr. Cum welcums you
The breakfast:>Spaghetti (heavily cheesed and salted)>Garlic bread>Sweet potato chips>Apple Cider Donut>Gatorade (Lemon Lime)>Water
Feels good being back on a normal work schedule and waking up before 6 am
good morning sirs
i had diarrhea this morning
>>204341679Fat1500 calorie brrakfastFat fat fat
>>204341837that doesnt sound accurate but even if it was it was my first and only real meal of the day
>>204341872>that doesnt sound accurateIt does actually
>>204341920show your math
>>204341948Gatorade at least 200Donut at least 200Chips at least 300, conservativelyGarlic bread at least 300Spaghetti (heavily cheesed) at least 500, conservativelyOink oink
>>204341948Apple cider donut ~300 kcalBottle of gatorade ~140 kcalSweet chips ~200kcal per 1oz servingThe pasta and bread ate harder to guestimate without more details, but you can easily be at 1400-2000 from it all depending on quantities.
Anyone else notice how dogs like to go "bark bark bark" ?
>>204342046>>204342048bottle of gatorade is 80 calories I had about an ounce of the chips which is 140 caloriesDEBUNKED
>>204342117I assumed it was a 20oz gatoradeThe chips was just a guess
AND WITHOUT THOSE BEANS THERE'D BE NO STALK TO GET UP UP THE GIANTS IN THE FIRST PLACETHIS IS YOU'RE FAULT
I'm the thread killer
>>204342359The /cum/ thread killaStraight rill dillaStompin around like my names godzilla
i want to quit my jobdo i call and just say "im not going monday", do i make an excuse like "yeah i found something better sorry" ?
>>204342471i just blocked my bosses number and didnt show up the next daybut i kinda regret that
>>204342486yeah i want to be polite but im sure i will get some shit or scolding eitherway which tempts me to just not say anything at all and just not go
>>204342471Don't do it unless you have something else ready. Give a week or two notice and start looking for a job in the time
>>204342531i dont have time to look for a job when i work 12 hours a day in a supposed 8 hour/day job and i have some activities on the weekendi also always save most of my paycheck so im safe to neet for weeks
I don't fucks with faggots nigga
>>204342565>i dont have time to look for a job when i work 12 hours a dayYou can apply to jobs now or on your work breaks.Give 2 weeks notice and start taking a lot of shit breaks to apply to jobs in the toilet.
Do not give a job a 2 week notice if they wouldn't givr you one
got r/bigdickgothgirls open
>>204342684Better not to needlessly burn a bridge. Shit might happen and and you need work, much better chance of calling up and getting rehired at a place you used to work if you left on good terms.
>>204342728didnt expect them to all have small dicks
A place I quit without 2 week notice called me almost a year later and asked if I could come back and work for them for a pay increase but I just sent them to voice mail and never returned the call
want to shave my body but it's a lot of hassle for maybe a couple nights of fun before it all grows back
>>204343099Use nair or something. Chemically burn it all away
>>204343099When you fart it's finna be so loud on god
>smells like smoke and sulfur outsideits fucking joever, climate change has won
>>204343397Me yesterday that's so wild
>>204342684dumb anon>>204342737smart anon
>>204340472A while ago I probably could have gotten a DWI if there were more police on the roads. Now I'm kind of autistic about keeping my BAC low before driving.
>>204343649turning cars into computers was the greatest mistake of humankind
>>204339955I'm not nauseous but I'm a bit woozy. Had two strong drinks plus a bit of wine earlier
I was gonna reinstall Stellaris but it's 19 gigs and I can't be bothered
>>204343891switching to cars instead of staying with trains was.
>>204343891There are cool things about cars being computersPosting a pic of a screen because laptop has 15 min timer
>>204344356I don’t get it
>>204344356not being able to work on your own car because of some computer problem instead of a mechanical one is not worth the trade off
I'm still fascinated with this rooftop house.
>>204344496That's true. They've taken it too farMy car isn't new enough to have all those issue like modules that need programming and it is still easy to work on.
>>204336187Americans are all docile and tight
>>204344471it's a program that lets me alter the engine computer. you can change just about anything with it.i'm still learning how to use it, but very fun
>>204344703bro's thighs are so fat his socks are rolling up at the knee :skull:
Made ziti when I was drunk last night and put way too much cheese in it
Why did people stopped using the term "neckbeard"?
>>204344876>Too much cheeseNun è possibile con zitti...
>>204344925they changed the programming to say neckbeaard instead
>>204344925Because incel became the go-to term, just like no one says SJW anymore and just say lefties or redditors
>>204344977Shut the FUCK up distefano
>>204344996fuck i meant incel
>>204345012Ha ha haI like Cheesyziti
hello
>>204344925had it's day on the buzzword carousel.
>>204345051How you doing, pal?
>>204344977You don't understand It tastes like cheese and nothing else
>>204345078doing okay. what about you?
>>204345082Your moms feet were the same way
>>204345082VGH
>>204345082I guess, but there's worse things it could taste like!>>204345093I made coffee WAY too strong and am gonna have to be in the bathroom for a cool minute in a little bit
https://youtu.be/wOvZM6Wq7MU?t=807jamming
What kind of name is this and why are some middle easterners white?
>>204345290could be a turk.
>>204345290MENAoids are Caucasian just not ''''white''''
Last night I was at a musical. The guy in the sound and lighting booth fucked up twice. Once he missed an explosion sound and another time he put on this mid-songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFRbm1zuXA4Turns out he was drunk. Everything else was good though
>>204345451>Musical
tough days ahead
>be a free food fiend at work because who the fuck doesn't love free food>jokingly called the office fatass by my team, even though I and this other guy are the most muscular people on our team, while everyone else is fat or skinnyfatIs this what they call punching up?
There's nothing wrong with musicals
>>204345620did you post this in fph or just steal it from there?
>>204345648I stole it lol. Something similar happens to me and I don’t feel like making OC
>>204345700Kind of gay nigel
dont know what to eat for lunch
>>204345887Piss is stored in the balls
>>204345887you just fucking ate zitti and a donut you fat fuck
>>204345647they suck, never seen one that I wanted to watch until the end.
>>204345926i haven't eaten since yesterday
i like musicals, a lotjust not phantom of the opera
Imagine how painful life would be if you couldn't satisfy sexual urges with jacking off and you actually had to convince a woman to have sex with you every time
>>204345799No u
Should i cop?Alpaca wool jacket. Very nice looking fabric
>father does his monthly "stop thinking you're smarter than me you don't know anything" screaming fit>thirty minutes later asks me how to spell "tomorrow"lol
>>204346180lol you shuold poison him haha
>>204346187uh no
>>204346180rape him?
>>204345931Watch Jesus Christ Superstar
>>204346180He was projecting
>>204346180same except that he's actually smart and I am retarded.
>>204345620My boss buys lunch every day He says it makes people like the job more
time to journal for a bit
I'm starting a covert action team. My call sign is Snake. Who wants to join and what's your call sign?
*walkie static*This is Peach Weasel the Skulljuggler, over.
*walkie static*This is Anal Fissure, over.
THAT SKRILLA THAT SKRILLA BOY I'M BOUT MY SKRILLA
*walkie static*clear comms please i'm trying to goon, over.
>>204346621*walkie static*This is Mr. Fish n chips, over
>>204346621*walkie static*Requesting permission to goon, over.
>>204346379
*schhhh*3 4 free reporting for doody, over
>>204346727>>204346690>>204346621>>204346771**cums on your face**
>>204346727*walkie static*Permission to goon granted, no cumming allowed for the first three hours, over.
>>204346765We get raises every year and performance-based monthly bonuses
>need an app instead of web browsing to use google docs shitreeeeee the future is shit
>>204346825Very nice
newbreadwhen
If you give people two choices they will choose one of them.
>>204346765What it really means is to take advantage of peoples' emotions/feelings
>>204346874And it works because people are NPCs and the type of people to work in hr are women (natural manipulators)
NEW>>204346906
new>>204346907>>204346907>>204346907
>>204346870evil is evil
>>204346927damn...
>>204346919>>204346922great job. fantastic.
>>204346919>>204346922kek
