a screenshot i took months ago edition
my cooldown was literally up in 30 seconds I can't believe you've done this
Shit edition, not using this thread
feel like some of your telling porkies
>>204353181lmao what? i took this screenshotbizarre bizarre lie
day one, off the vapesbeen feeling unwell but the hangover mightve been involved there
caberge
both my dads have aids and my mum has dementia
mum's just got back from hospital and she has a brain-tumour. dad's already got dementia.
>>204353258LOL
>>204352611Er dunno, presume he kept playing it whilst I was piping his mumshe just came downstairs and said she was ready so I just left him to it
got the big JT on, some massive tunes this lad
>>204353266for which my mum is his carer. I now will have to quit my job and move back in with them until they croak and there's absolutely fucking nothing I can do about it. dads already really fucking bad, constantly forgetting things and withdrawing into his own world - and now my mum's having seizures. now I have to put my career and my life on indefinite hold to watch two of the only people I have in the world wither and die.
>>204353251except i have the proofs, provided in the OPyou have nothing
got no mates me
>>204353299>>204353299>>204353299
lads she want to see my penis.any tips for getting a good pic of my penis when its thoroughly (below) average
questionable postage so far
https://youtu.be/2FL9cw4Vb4E?si=iO45jnYhqTst-c3Rgot the chet atkins on
>>204353305Welcome to the club
>>204353305the rizzle kicks of politics
just seen an image
>>204353266put them out of their misery and inherit their stuff before keir gets his grubby paws on your payday
>>204353319careful lad dont include your face in the photo
>>204353346
>>204353299>>204353299>>204353299New
>>204353296Sorry to hear it, it's not the end.
>>204353346this image has been flippedI specifically remember this hairy arse and cock being on the left hand side, not the right
>>204353346um
>>204353319You literally can’t. I’ve tried a hundred times different angles, lighting, hand no hand, mirror. Nothing works
>>204353319how below average are we talking
>>204353392>huuurrr every hairy arab's arse on /brit/ is the same hair arab's arseschizo mong
>>204353346stop posting nsfw in my thread>>204353307>>204353377stop trying to thread split
>>204353392
playing botw and trying to find the cutest outfits for link :3
Irish diarrhea or whatever you say
>>204353278yh
For all the shaggers all the LADS who’ve had a relationship where you lived together. Is it possible for your gf to never see your flaccid dick or not
only half 8 and i'm shteaming
Toot toot, lemme hear a beep beep
>>204353471Who's she
>>204353511women don't care about your flaccid dick's size at all lolare you a virgin?
>>204353346This was me earlier but I’m white and she was still a Pakistani
successful night off the boozeup early tomorrow nice and fresheasy
>>204353511surely they don't care if you're a grower
>>204353533>>204353549You haven’t seen how small soft we are talking here
>>204353533 >>204353549kek found the virgins, or jays
Spirits are fucking grim, lads. Never again
thinking of taking up a combat sport so I stop being a little pussyshould I do boxing?
listening to music and pretending it's my walkout song
cuddling my blahaj
>>204353511i got away with itapart from just after sex but then its still kind of inflated anyway
>>204353594Chess. The mind is sharper than the sword.
>>204353594yeah. boxing is the most practical and easy to get into
>>204353595ktim spent the last 4 hours doing it
>>204353610For how long
>>204353594Just do weights so your face doesn't get smashed in. Broken nose, cauliflower ear etc.
It’s coming home lads
>>204353627a year and 3 months (until she broke up with me)
>>204353594what you should do is go down to sports direct and get yourselves a pair of running shoes because you will almost always be better off running away from danger than getting in a fist-fight with it
Literally cannot learn chess no matter how hard I try. It can’t be an IQ thing since Andrew Tate can play it
any of yous guys getting those femboy ads too?
>>204353688wdym by learn it?
got the christian rock on
What does sex feel like I'm 52 and resigned myself to knowing I'll never have it
>>204353610How didn't you ever just lie in bed naked with your gf or something
Why did Man City choose to lose despite being the best team? I don't get the logic there
The name's Stark, Arya Stark.
>>204353716Like learn it understand it be able to play it
>>204353733feels like humping your bed but wetter
>>204353734cuck shit
>>204353696no
>>204353758like how the pieces move? it's not that difficult mate just play online and click on a piece and it shows you where it can go
>>204353734no why the fuck would i do that
American neo-Nazi, Nick Fuentes, just got doxxed by a group of leftist and feminist women in revenge of his "your body, my choice" comments kekHe's already changed his personal phone number and got his home blurred out on Google mapsEdgelord Hitlerites suddenly aren't so brave when real people know where they live...
livin astro likehttps://youtu.be/q4y9IZqJEhw?si=hZyZhCiyEhs1gBew
>>204353791Yeah it’s more than that though
tiktok addicted pensioners
>>204353809Overflowing with British culture
>>204353801Because you're naked when you have sex so after you just rushed to put your clothes back on? Feel like that's weirder
>>204353299
Don't care about dressing smarter, just want to dress sexier. I've gymcelled for nothing. Mad how there's actually nothing specific like there is for women.
>British culturenot real, consume the yankslop
get the pensioners frozed
>>204353809Stupid games stupid prizes etc.
>>204353688IQ's imperfect ESPECIALLY when autism is at work, chess tests specific elements of the broader intelligence category that IQ tests imperfectly assess ultimately. Are you listening CUNT?
>>204353863sexcore
>>204353863>I've gymcelled for nothingNot true if you wear a good fitting tshirt its clear you're in shape
>>204353888I don’t have autism
So as I was saying, I can sense the missus is gearing up for some sex but I really can't be arsed I'm tired
>>204353949It's not sexy and this is reddit shit, it's still just a t-shirt.
>>204353958tell her you like men now
>>204353958What's she doing
Get the wives shagged
>>204353766haven't seen that one for some reason but I have seen other OF girls
>>204353545good lad. same for me. any plans for your clear headed morning?
Get the Keir Starmers trumped
>>204353958You’re sitting in your small flat alone in the dark.
Mrs making me a nice turmeric tea while I watch the footy :3
Czech climber Adam Ondra free climbing EI Caitan in Yosemite National Park
>>204353958>gearing up for some sexWhat does that entail exactly? Why can't you just have sex straight away?
>>204354030this shit is nuts to me, the most insane feats
>>204354030Palms sweating just looking at this
>>204354030No reason to ever free climb unless you're suicidal. What an idiot.
Would just like to apologise for my behaviour over the last couple of weeks I know it hasn't been the best. I am resolved to do and be better.
>>204354045stop it off your freak
>>204354045Heatherpaedo Saturday night gigamelty
>>204354030me trying not to fall off the side of the earth after i've had one too many aha
>>204354030Don’t see blacks and pakis doing this
>>204354030Dumb bastard, hasn't he heard of ladders?
>>204354066Don't worry about it mate x
>>204354030fake. i can see the rope
>>204353299>>204353299>>204353299>>204353299Early birds and adopters that come to the thread will win a prize.
>>204354060knees weak?
despite being a kind and caring and generous person my enemies try to destroy me mentally every day with negative energy to make me evil like them
got a lovely bit of steak in the fridge for tomorrowsome nice tatties as welland got soup for my starter :)
>>204354030where's he going?
>>204354135Up, I think
>>204354130Shouldn't leave steak in the fridge mate
>>204354137Kek
>>204354030Some people will do anything to get out of toil.
Lying feminists are literally killing our young men.
>Early birds and adopters that come to the thread will win a prize.It’s heatherpaedo, his idea of a prize is cp webms he’s saved from /sp/ do NOT go there
>>204354135to save katy
>>204354125stay strong (be evil to them just don't get caught)
>>204354155So he raped her and then killed himself three days later but yeah it’s defo cancel cultures fault
>>204354155don't care, my life is worse, I didn't get to go to oxford, and I haven't killed myself. strongmind.
>>204354155Wtf
>>204354085
at the club but my legs are cold and I want to go home
bit weird
state of those shoes
>>204354196UP IN DA CLUB
>>204354115Oh my days you're bribing people now
>>204354155She'll never feel any remorse about it, bet she's uploading instagram stories right now as we speak and sucking nigger cock
@the lad who used to plug his ears before his mum shaggedwas she fit?
It's now been revealed that Kate Middleton never had cancer. She has "precancerous cells" which normal poor people don't get tested for and which don't kill people.The Princess and future Queen lied about having cancer.
>>204354196BOOTS WITH THE FUR
>>204354196omdz rorke Royal Mail creps
>>204354196SCREAMING
>>204354211It's the bread that would get me
>>204354196Weezer vibes
>>204354030white people bruh lmao
>>204354149moron
>>204354266You eat the carbs first to get it out of the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4
>>204354234So everyone is just ignoring this it seems
hate open world games meprefer a more linear experience
was high on life, but I'm coming down
diego in his old school uniform at the club
>>204354196Is this real
>ha ha weezer are so shit>whys that>ha ha dunno they just are or somethingalright then
>>204354293dogshit normie slophere's the better oneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THDc2MAMwokhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdrAsZ7ebuchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BGLtqqkVI
Jingle Bells Jingle BellsJingle Bells rockJingle bells swing And Jingle Bells ring
crapple bottom jeanspoops with the turds
>>204354211How is this even humanly possible?
Thread full of weezer fansI am done with you creeps
>>204354266classic food challenge tactic
>hash pipe>better than buddy hollyain't dough is it
Got banned for 3 days for saying I wanted to die Seems rather cruel, like the jannies were telling me to jump
>>204354211Could scran this but not in the allotted time limit. Hate rushing my food.
*ticket printer sounds*
>>204354346vile lanky looking thing would enjoy snapping those legs in two and leaving her at the bottom of a well
>>204354196work shoes in the club
Update on the Stanley Tucci situation?
>>204354193>so uncommon the only pic is from 2005
womyn are now scrambling to get rid of their period tracking apps for some reason
WHY CANT I BE MAKING LOVE COME TRUE
Jingle Balls Jingle BallsJingle Balls CockJingle Balls swingAnd Jingle Balls Fuck
>>204354357could easily do that with about a quarter of the bread shown. Have eaten 4x sausages, 4 x bacon, 4x eggs, whole tin of beans and the rest on many an occasion.
CHECK ON
gang culture is so stupidyou want to kill me because i did a dance im not supposed to? im not allowed to walk down this street because im wearing blue? get a fucking job
I DON'T CARE BOUT THAT
>>204354421Doesn't exist
>>204354372she looks like me when im having a fag
>>204354407still a stupid Italian libtard gayboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAPn70z_5lw
she has a moist vagina
>>204354443I wish I looked like this
>>204354415do you really need an app for that?
so do you lot actually save these images of slags or just go looking for them when the mood strikes?
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>204354487gf makes me taste the ol 'riod every other day just to check if anythings off
head is covered in painful spots that come and go, has been like this for years and don't have spots anywhere else
28no moneyno friendsno job
Have sex with me or else
>>204354508Same but 36
>>204354513no
How come Indians are so dominant at cricket but absolutely shit at every other sport
>>204354508ktim apart for the no money, no friends, and no job part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ii1dolSg-c
>>204354514haha grim x
30some money1 friendan okay job
>>204354487zoomers love they apps for they phonesusing a laptop or god forbid, a computer, to access a website is icky
Think I've got a cream for that
>>204354522Currently ranked 5th in the world at field hockey which isn't too bad
34tiny bit of the coin2 friendsno job, I'll get one soon
>>204354527not really a ktim then is it
More salary blogging. State
>>204354569not too good either
Jim Davidson on Channel 5
>>204354569Okay that and “field hockey” then
>>204354196what are thoooose
FREE THE ZESTY MANDEM
mental that
>>204354587woke mob won't like that
>>204354574i am 28 though
>>204354586We're ranked 5th at rugby, I'd say we're a good rugby nation
THIS IS THE EXCUSE THAT WE'RE MAKING
>>204354625nah I get it. you were making a joke. aha. joke make me laugh. haha
smelly cunt i am
>>204354622They're too busy watching men compete in women's swimming to notice
MARK NO
>>204354628Who’s we I’m Scottish
>>204354628>wewhich country in the united kingdom of great britain and northern Ireland is ranked 5th
>>204354658Rodent
>Child killed by falling tree branch
Put a ________ donk on __
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Britney Spears 1999. I'd shag her.
>>204354740*89
>>204354737banging it and by it, i mean my donk
>>204354761'
Chinese asmrfu gf acting like im crazy for telling her to move to australia where i can protect her
>>204354508ktim except im loaded and im 30 and ive got no gf
why are they like this
>>204354740I'd like to kiss her
>>204354487it's good for planning around days when you're expected to have a heavy flow and also the obvious planning if you're trying to get pregnant/ avoid pregnancy
https://youtu.be/qrtkiOuJPro
>>204354785who's your chinese asmrfu gf?
never been with a woman who's used a period app because they've all had PCOS or been on the pill for too long so it's fucked up their natural cycles lol
watching the godfather again
Rank em
https://youtu.be/DcHKOC64KnE
>>204354858do they really need an app for that?
>>204354856sexy ass hoes
>>2043548564321
>>204354825https://youtu.be/rlTiQQJouMU?si=zA1jE_Eb9ZRRyWqBShes saying im being weird
>>2043548561>>>>>>2>4>>3
Thinking of converting to Greco-Roman Paganism.Very trad and they love gays.Thoughts?
>>204354876It's a vibe
>>204354856can only really see 2's tummy and it's kinda cute so she is top then the rest are level
>>204354877matgeek…we meet again
>>204353859>>204353859>>204353859var
ITS TIME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Un4p0Pnz8
don't get qotsa
>>204354856Selfclear I would null number 1. In night making I autumnsoup for chilling weathers.
where the fuck is everyone
pooing out of my arse
here are we
>>204354060Nigga that ain't free climbing you can see a rope with the descender/carbiner attached by his foot. He is a free climber. That's not free climbing. Fucking Brits idea of going outdoors is seeing a pond 50 km away from a city of 250000.
>>204355091Yosemite
>>204355100mettsala
>>204355103Yes he has climbingrope fastspinned to him. Clear freeclimbing is farlier than using climbingrope man go outen with it and to train?
>>204355091out on the packet with the lads. Not me though. Im here.
>>204355103NOT that tone
>>204355103it's a reddit post pal
>>204355151Outnight? Thriftly but coldweather seasons lol.
You're not from around here, are you?
>>204355203Inmorrow going I back on reddit foreout I was banned for lettering the foodgeek overallt
Megan Fox robot is now in the house
just realised you really don’t need to own any coat in this country over than a waterproof rain coat. I see these people wearing big ass Canada goose coats, it NEVER gets cold enough to warrant a coat like that. It’s rare we get minus temperatures in the day
WE DIDN’T BURN HIM
on my laptop in the living room with catberg sleeping next to me
>>204353299>>204353299>>204353299Migrate
>>204355260Had me big coat on today, prefer to be hot
t
>>204355260 bought a nice puffy one and I was sweating like fuck. only good for standing around doing nothing like at football or when you set up camp for the night after hiking
>>204355091A certain People’s Republic.
>>204355260if you dont wear canada goose women get the ick and youre forever branded an incel and forced to vote for ukip
>>204355303>>204355303>>204355303SAY NO TO THE TRANNARD THREAD.
>>204355319very early
>>204355091LMAO BANWAVE POSTS WENT FROM 40K A DAY TO 26K LMAOOOOOOThis board is dead as fuck I'll be back when that faggot ass sticky muh election post is gone lmao fuck me posting in a fucking ghost board fuck that
>>204353299>>204353299>>204353299Posted first
>>204355260Foreout going I out without dunsterjacket when tjugo degrees minus and clear it's not thriftly and very chilling. Inyear having I bought a new dunsterjacket to stay comfortable bros.
>>204355260gets cold if you live near the coast, need to cover your extremities properly
>>204355303>>204355303>>204355303Say no to tranny thread splitting.
mad how retarded retards are
actual edish>>204355376>>204355376
>>204355384It really is.
pair of spastics
>>204355388>>204355303>>204355303>>204353859>>204353299
>>204355388like the look of that one, but it's a bit early
new low for you lads innit? thread wars
>>204355350I live near the coast mate, as long as it’s not raining you’re fine with a t shirt and thick hoodie
>>204353299>>204353299>>204353299use this one ffs xx
>>204355388yeah pigeons are cool, shame what we done to them
got the terminal slam on
>>204355341Evidently not going far enough.
>>204355469>>204355469>>204355469neues yarn
>>204355376>>204355376>>204355376NEW JOIN PLEASE
Get the new made
>>204355501seen any news?
>>204355506On the telly
>>204355376>>204355303>>204355303new
>>204355512fake news
>>204353299>>204353299come
fancy the pidge edish myself
Well done retards
not joining any of them. Pissed me off
not using the tranny thread
so this is how /brit/ dies...
>>204353859>>204353859>>204353859
>>204355376>>204355376>>204355376all in here
The baron trump edish is ahead. Use that. Get this shit under control
>>204355716nah pidge edish for me my lad
>>204355740maybe next thread, retard
Nice one dick heads
doing a primal scream out my arse
JUSTICE
Worm of a man
he did it...he killed them all...
>>204356126>>204356126
>>204353859>>204353859>>204353859USE THIS ONE
fucks sake a heathercunt edish
absolute crease janny anons in shambles
>>204356189>>204356189>>204356189non-heather new
so it's a choice between a heathermong new or a spainlard one? Goodnight lads
