waheyyy get in there edish
where the birds at motherfucker
>>204360730hope our new jannies put a stop to all this
>>204360730i had a quest cape back in the day but they must've added this quest after i stopped playing
What news from the Mark?
>>204360730no runescape
Alri lads
>>204360757your country is called poolandscreaming
got a huge cock me
>>204360730The one keeping me from getting a quest cape
>>204360757Glad that, despite the bans, Tarqs continue to hunt these foul beasts
ladsLADSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
on a date with the gf
>>204360776is that the big news?
Finally got the sight on it ladsFuckin tack driver
a new thread, a blank canvasso much potential for creativity ooooh i'm getting giddy just imagining what you'll all come up with!!!!
>>204360775you're right and it's an apt name. motherfuckers come here and they get turned to shit
>>204360787literally never heard of this programme in my entire life
>>204360776Let's see it then
Poster 5 posts from now is a nonce
>>204360797A black slate
>>204360779enjoyed this post
>>204360734get the lorry driven why dont you
What’s your gut saying?
am i a nonce?
gfberg has much better job prospects and earning potential than me, should i just become a househusband? ngl i would absolutely love that but i would feel a deep visceral sense of emasculation at the same time
>>204360802Spoiler: his parents are aliens
>>204360802might be why you're a virgin
>>204360788there's something so perturbingly unfeminine about a woman wearing clothes
>>204360817Join in a heartbeat if I could
>>204360844Why’s that
>>204360787This was alright, but I preferred Big Kids
only time i go to the pub is when i go to the social club with dad once a weekonly the old dears there no gf prospectssome cuties behind the bar actually
can i ask you lot a question
>>204360788old mate on the right just staring into space until his cue to take a sip reminds me of puddy from seinfeld
>>204360849Always wanted to join as a teen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Po9QEDERU
need a wank but still deciding what to watch.Extreme bull busting, scat or tranny porn are my choices
>>204360854FUCK me I remember thathaven't given that show half a thought in at least 15 years madness
>>204360830nah i'm just not a gay nonce freak who watched shit telly
gf this gf that SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>204360878https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0atvB9mw9Zg
>>204360876It’s proper shit btw. My brother and cousin are both in
Now THIS was a comedy
Didn't try hardDidn't get farIn the end, it doesn't even matter
>>204360896https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raM9QG1v2vU
>>204360903
>>204360906Guaranteed job security, can't complain
>>204360882haven't wanked myself today but I figure it'll just be the usual rounds
Get home from school. BBC2. Simpsons at 6. Malcolm in the Middle at 6:30.
>>204360824You have a girlfriend? That’s so sick I didn’t know you had a girlfriend! Thanks for telling me about your girlfriend. Girlfriend girlfriend. Girlfriend.
>>204360893Struck a nerve? Guessing your fat unemployed dad was always hogging the tele
>>204360903where's the ship horn bro
>>204360882You are extremely mentally ill.
I used to watch Grange Hill. Anybody remember this intro and music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfcGabydX70
>>204360926scran dinner, run upstairs on all fours to go play runey
>>204360935No… no really? No wait this can’t be true! A-are… you sure? No way!
>>204360935Calling others extremely mentally ill when you post here?Alright then.
me explaining my crusader kings playthrough to the gf
Does anyone else really miss 2019? The pre-covid world was so much better than now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JztZETJ4SaQ
>>204360963I'm not a pornsick sexual degenerate, so yeah, I'm objectively more mentally well than those who are.
>>204360889Do you remember these shows?
I am an art gallery. One one arm i display an underwater scene featuring fish coral bubbles and an octopus by james planterOn my other arm i have an elaborate full colour piece featuring mario bowser yoshi and a goomba done by lara gardinerOn my chest which i am very proud of is by navpreet singh is a large red and white sacred 3d gemoetry art piece
>>204360966Why is he wearing nail polish
>>204360984No one believes you.
>>204360918Not really
>>204360970yeah it was lush lush lushhhhhopefully the next 4 years will be a nice lil dead cat bounce where we shaggers can prosper and make memories, before the incelocracy strikes back and makes our lives worse again
He’s right I am mentally ill. I can’t even get a proper erection anymore
embrace the church lads
Coniferating on the next post t'which I visage. Hark! An idea, and several anon. Better retire like a ruse which I hath endured too long.
>>204361013ktimdon't even really wank out of horniness anymorejust habit
>>204360796let me inI want one too
Mike & Angelo, Fun House and The Worst Witch on CITVhttps://youtu.be/NN35iu5IlbU?feature=shared
>>204360985very very vaguelylocked up that part of my brain desu
>>204361024based
>>204360957words can not describe how much i miss this game at its peak
2006. The Falador Massacre.
>>204360966ktwm last night at a house party off my nut on coke and trying to bond with these two girls who thought i was a weird freak
>>204361024Not a nonce so won’t be doing that
>>204361069It's been 18 years lad. Time to let go.
>>204361024love wholesome memes me
>>204361003Incels are going crazy right now. Spamming blatantly sexist shit like commenting "YOUR BODY MY CHOICE" on women's posts on social media. How the fuck this shit became so mainstream in the past few years, I'll never know.
>>204361051>>204361069;_;
fucking HELLhttps://xhamster.com/videos/beauty-fucked-in-arse-12635881
hilarious that anyone would accuse another of pretending to be me
>>204361069
>>204361077
Hahaha I’m such a LAD haha do coke and shit and shag birds at house parties, just what I do mate. Lad behaviour. Standard aha
>>204361074>>204360984>>204360893Starting to wonder if you lot might actually be noncesDoth protest too much innit
project 2025 says the usa should give the uk a trade deal to stop us drifting back to the eu and making the eu block less of a competitor to the usa
>>204361084>Incels are going crazy right now. Spamming blatantly sexist shit like commenting "YOUR BODY MY CHOICE" on women's posts on social mediaLiterally never happened
>>204361088>perfectly good vergina>puts penis in shit holesodomites need to burn
>>204361051same ladnever be anything like it again in human history i reckon
>>204361104Speak English bruv
>>204361100More of a resentful spite filled loathing anxious and despairing creature
>>204361045One of Australia's finest exportshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU
never got into runescape. always preferred ultima online myself
>>204361088why do men hate tattoos so muchfrom tradcath puritanical men to degen men in porn comment sections seems to unify all penis havers
>>204361130My girlfriend goes on about this often but I don't remember it at allDid I mention I have a girlfriend? Yeah been together 3 years now haha, mental
>>204361137They look bad It's that simple
>>204361084>Incels are going crazy right now. yeah, they just lost an election humiliatingly lol>"YOUR BODY MY CHOICE"it's just a bit of trolling, the people posting that stuff have girlfriends and wives.
saw dude with a fedora today outsidedidnt realise it was 2017
>>204361109It factually did. Nick Fuentes came up with the slogan and all his degenerate incel followers just ran with it.
>>204361137Biopolitics mate, biopolitics. *walks off, chuckling*
>>204361137It's just a meme and they've all convinced themselves that it's their own opinion
aew fucking sucks lol
logged into melvor idle
>>204361154>the people posting that stuff have girlfriends and wivesyeah? i doubt it mate
>>204361137Yeah do they not realise that shes a walking art gallery
>>204361170yeah? ok incel
So is the gigamelty going to last four years or do you think he will calm down?
>>204361137I'm a man and I love tattoos. I have several myself and i think they're extremely attractive on women too
>>204361084>>204361161Seethe on redditard
>>204361176
tonight i will have another dream about her getting back with me
>>204361161Find me one example
My new stepdad was whinging about trump today, just had to stay quiet it’s not worth it
Nobody knows who Nick Fuentes isMyself included
>>204361179>implying 4chan will still exist in 4 years time
>>204361196She just needs to see me now who I am and how much I've changed, and how much she wants me.
>I'm a man and I love tattoos. I have several myself and i think they're extremely attractive on women too
>>204361182How much does the red ink itch?
>>204361203This
tattoos are great for a gfnot good for a wife
>>204361219I don't have any red ink tattooed
>>204361208I would like to believe it'll die before then but probably not
>>204361228The USS Mutt.
wagwan mi g
>>204361228need them all purged
>>204361236kek, love you heatherchad
Mogs all of you btw
>>204361203Sounds Mexican
>>204361149How old are you and your gf?
>>204361161nick fuentes and those incel freaks were pro-kamala tho last time i checked
>>204361249SAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>>204361249mog THIS
I am a groyper and an America First patriot.
>>204361249Is this achievable natty?
>>204361249Only an Indian would act like that physique is impressive
>>204361236Why do you hate your Irish heritage so much?
>>204361216No you dont get it bro she NEEDS to have this picture of the telletubbies drawn on her arm its an integral part of her identity
>>204361254Well I'm 28
We're getting sorted on monday.
>>204361266you are the small crying pepo I am the smug groyper
bastard uber eats driver stopped six minutes away to call me and tell me he wouldn't complete the delivery because he "just bought a new car" and that the dirt road would "tear up his car" (get it a little dusty)he then sat there for ten minutes waiting for me to cancel the order (which I would then be charged full price for without receiving anything)the idiot finally cancelled from his end so I won't be charged but what a fucking moron wasting his own time like that
>>204361282How do you remember those shows bro I watched them in the nineties
Don't know who Nick Fuentes isDunno what a Groyper isDon't even really know what that Q thing was all about
oh my god single life living alone is HELL
>>204361317all feds
>>204361329Rorkes first heart break
Ryan Gosling in Drive (2011).
>>204361346pang pang left him
lol shut up
>>204361351ktim
>>204361370founding fathers would have let me have one of these i reckon
>>204361370Need that thing laser-focused on my bollocks
>>204361356https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22pang%20pang%22/country/gb/Severe mental illness.
>>204361386don't know why americans revere them so muchthey weren't gods
Got my haircut earlier lads and it's like it gave me super powers. Birds were all over me tonight. This is your sign to get your hair sorted.
how bad were you in secondary school?i'm an autistic freak and went to an all boys school, so i got in loads of troublebut i was also in the top sets in the subjectsconstantly caused trouble and acted like a class clowni was one of those spackers who had to go on a report card a few times where every lesson had to be signed off by the teacher. was embarrassing being in the boffin classes and being the one spack who had to give the teacher a bright orange report card before the lesson lol
>>204361405...he says in a country that has a royal family
>>204361420>went to an all boys schoolGet into any gay orgies?
RORKE'S NEW GIRLWORKS DOWN THE BEIJING GRILL
>>204361403literal CP in the archive, fucking state of spainpaki
>>204361317>Don't even really know what that Q thing was all aboutIt's a Star Trek thing
>>204361450Q-who?
>>204361433yh we used to suck each other off in the toilets
>>204361431Who literally ARE God
>>204361403Genuinely unironically grim. Need this freak sectioned pronto.
>>204361420you are literally me except i was bottom or middle set for most stuff because i also never did any work or studying at all. was a grammar school though so i'm not just a mong in denial.
>>204361420Was a good lad, quiet in class, loads of mates, good grades, well loved by students and teachers alike. Also went to an all boys school.
>>204361468South east grammar?
>>204361471>Also went to an all boys school.Ooh 'ello
>>204361461Deja Q
Had gay sex with a teacher at my all boys school
>>204361479ye essex
>>204361468>was a grammar school though so i'm not just a mong in denial.sorry to break it to you lad but you aregrammar schools are full of utter spastics nowadays. most of the lads who went to my grammar school are doing runt jobs now
hmmm
>>204361496>EssexSwine
>>204361420I got excluded a shit ton of times for fighting people, hitting people, throwing tables and chairs around etc. A couple times I even punched girls directly in the head or threw bottles at their heads. I had (and still have) extreme anger issues and would explode if i believed anyone was bullying or making fun of me. I believe I have a disability called "Intermittent Explosive Disorder".
gammon-faced timmy getting thrown out of his own house by his thai mail-order bride
>A couple times I even punched girls directly in the head or threw bottles at their headsViolence against women is based and rotgepilled
>>204361479yh
>>204361506>Intermittent Explosive DisorderSounds like you'd shit yourself at a moment's notice
>>204361518big jez
The founding Rorkes
Donald Trump is going to bring back the “snoow ice” elf bar
>>204361530No, it's not, I regret doing that shit. But when my anger is unleashed, I simply cannot control it.>>204361535https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intermittent_explosive_disorder
>>204361506Why not just scrap off school premises? That's what we done. If you wanted to fight someone you'd just tell to meet you on that's street and everyone would show up and watch
>>204361567Barbaric
>>204361351
>>204361557>But when my anger is unleashed, I simply cannot control it.Oh you were THAT spacker in school lmao. The one everyone laughed at behind his back cuz he thought he was an anime antagonist.
Rorke seething
>>204361498yeah i know mongs get in, mostly because they were local. i wasn't, i was in the top 50 in essex for the 11+ because i decided i wanted to go to grammar school when i was 10 for whatever reason and so actually tried. i just don't in a school environment whatsoever, i'm a creative type. i have 200k in the bank now at 28.
>>204361587where'd you get this pic of me
>>204361506what do you think caused this behaviour>>204361567was too much of a pussy neek to ever do thisthe low IQ mong kids would scrap all the timepreferred scrapping in the edgeville wilderness, a true test of combat.
>>204361567>If you wanted to fight someone you'd just tell to meet you on that's street and everyone would show up and watchThis except it was sucking another lad's willard.
>>204361586Complete opposite of barbarism desu lad
>>204361596Lend us a grand
>>204361567Because I wasn't having organised fights. I was just instantly attacking anybody who i thought wronged me.>>204361588Oh no, they didn't laugh behind my back. They laughed directly in my face. Between year 7 and year 11 I was literally the most despised person in the school. They basically treated me like I was Hitler.>>204361598>what do you think caused this behaviourLike I said, intermittent explosive disorder.
Here I am at the end againTell me I'm not a lonely manI will make it to you and make it squareWhere have we startedFrom where here There
i've got explosive arse disorder
>>204361628>I was just instantly attacking anybody who i thought wronged me.and would people retaliate?
>>204361249lol nahhis physique is weird and disproportionate, needs to hit arms way more
PENIS
>>204361628Spacker
>>204361557Ever get angry at /brit/?
>>204361647Guarantee a load of people didn't hit him back because they thought he was special needs
PENlS
my tiny penis is making me sad again
>>204361647Sometimes. A lot of the time though they'd just laugh at me hysterically, like I was so pathetic they didn't even need to fight back. They'd usually run away and find a teacher so they could report me, knowing I'd get another harsh punishment for being violent again
*bangs the table angrily and throws it over*I'M NOT GAY
should just end it all
time for more gamblingtoilspot of blackjack
>>204361677They didn't understand the Nietzschean hyperborean paradigm that all power is ultimately predicated on violence.
Anyone got a video for me to watch whilst I eat
>>204361699They understand that all too well lad. Symbolic and psychological violence, not just physical
>>204361660I get angry at everything, dude.
snooPING AS usual I see
>>204361714You probably just have autism bro and are prone to meltdowns
can't believe Mr Garisson is going to be the President for 4 more series of South Park
>>204360730SOVLJF threads cant compare
>>204361723Yeah I do, but i also have IED. And OCD, and dyspraxia. I have a LOT of things wrong with me. I've lived a very painful and agonising life. This world has beaten me down since the very day I was born.
>>204361741
Someone hat this nigga
>>204361677think i knew a lad like you in school, he was like 4-5 years below me but was known for being a spastic because if there were any slight against him he'd have an outburst and start fuming and hitting peoplehe was this slightly tubby spergy-looking year 7 kid lashing out at lads twice his size because they wouldn't give up their seat on the bus or whateverprobably autism
>>204361748Irish American chad
>>204361747Worse you can be is right
>>204361747Well at least you have 200k brooooo life can't be bad can it
>>204360730Umm what do the red berries represent?t. 0 sailing skill virgin
decided to cook up some delicious beef sausages instead of ordering uber eats
>>204361748AI generated fake. The original was just a still image. He never kissed her.
>>204361775supposed to be cherries
watching videos of hysteric women being arrested and not complying with police to put me off them for life
>>204361784nvidia shadow play?
Girlfriend Experience - Greets You After Work, Home Roleplay ASMR [32:50]
>>204361796you what
>>204361748The Chad Biden.
>>204361808I'm watching videos of hysteric women being arrested and not complying with police to put me off them for life
>>204361769errrr m8 that's not me
Might join the police
>>204361817>>204361796You gay, lad?
>>204361827So how do you stay calm then ?
>>204361831no lad just frightened by women
Pixies - Where Is My Mind (Slowed and Reverb)
>>204361838?i am not the spacker with anger issues, i'm 200k in the bank grammar school mong
Booted up RuneScape last night and I was wearing the 2006 Halloween event gear and there was a man who told me I can buy a 20 year veteran cape off him next year. Mental how that account still exists like.
>>204361857Alright I will wait for you to calm downYou are having an episode
any spacker with anger issues with a 200k in the bank that also went to a grammar school in?
Worshipping a politician is the equivalence of thinking the stripper actually likes you
200k GP in the bank
keeping an empty can of monster in my room to take dick pics with
This song and the singer reminded me of you lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEWMSd97Hz0
>>204361841>frightened by womenwhy lad, they're just people
ladsfor arm/leg/back/whatever day - how much time do you actually spend on the weights? after 10 minutes I'm all pooped out but I see cunts in there for like 6 hours straight
and if you think about it, if you play Runescape, and keep yourself clean when going outside - even have a job - and you spend your weekends sat in a wetroom, naked, and shitting/pissing all over yourself while you play runescape then nobody would know, so long as everyone knows you outside as clean. thtat person next to you on the bus could spend his weekends on the computer shitting all over himself and you dont know that
>>204361906every lad i know has ruined his life in pursuit of themdon't understand what they do men but i don't want to be a part of it
>>204361924much to think about
>>204361915You do 3 sets of 8 and however long that takes is however long that takes. Im never in the gym for longer than an hour, including warmup on the treadmills and that.
>>204361929perhaps they were pursuing bad relationshipsthere's good people and bad people, just part of navigating life and growing as a person, nothing to be frightened of or turn yourself into an incel over
>>204361924mousey c:
>>204361906No, I understand how he feels.Women are just so obviously and objectively the superior gender, that it is hard to be in the presence of them as a man. You constantly get the feeling that you are trying (in vain) to live up to the expectations of people who are so far beyond you in terms of attractiveness, personality, morality and style that you could never become equal to them.
>>204361924bro just discovered the concept of polite society
>>2043619473 sets of 8 - for different exercises, aye?so bicep curl - 3x8hammer curl - 3x8shoulder press - 3x8am I correct?
>>204361929Had a woman fall into my lap and be exactly what I wanted in a woman, like a dream come to life. I did NOTHING and got a gf and it led to the worst 3 months of my life after we ended things. I didn't eat for 10 days afterwards cuz I was literally physically sick with grief. It's mental the power women wield so recklessly.
would quite like to go to the gym and lug some heavy bits of metal about but I am such a horrifically malnourished leprous frail midget of a thing there's no way I'd ever be let in
>>204361946at least he's australian not a new zealander
>>204361980nice one japan
>>204361506Where are you from? My neighbor I think has an IED temper and rages like no one else I've ever been around, he can't help it at all and I hear him setting himself off trying to work outside sometimes, it's not tourettes. He's from a mostly Cornish background, in my head Cornish people are #1 in anger.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>204361977sorry to hear about your breakup
>>204361946grim
>>204361971Yeah lad. Except deadlift, cuz you're typically pushing yourself much closer to your max weight on those, so lots of people will do 3 sets of 1 because it's so heavy. If you want to really simplify things if you're just starting out, do 5x5 Stronglifts. It has an app and all. 3 exercises per day, 3 days per week. You'll spend genuinely a out 2 and a half hours in the gym across the course of a week and still see massive noob gains.
>>204361971start with a heavy moderate rep range compound, then something that compliments that compound on the opposite side of your body, then isolation and abs for examplebench press/overhead press 3 sets 5 reps barbell row/pull-up/lat pull down 3 sets 8 reps bicep isolation 3-4 sets 8-12 repstricep isolation 3-4 sets 8-12 repsabs for a couple sets until failure this is what i basically do every upper day on upper/lower. dont spend weeks warming up, you're just priming your muscles to move heavy
new ip who dis
>>204362004Explosive anger is seen in autism, BPD, PTSD, high stress, E t c.
>>204361977I've never had a GF, but in sixth form I was so deeply in love with this girl that I spent a whole year of my life trying to win her affection. Eventually I found out she had a secret boyfriend who went to a different school, and I was so distraught I felt like a close family member had died or some shit. I spent days laying in bed under the covers doing nothing but wallowing. I felt like I'd need therapy to get over her. It probably took me another whole year to move past it, but even now I still think about her on occasion.
>>204361948no lad it's very very frightening, deeply troubling indeedjust to clarify i harbour no ill will towards women because i'm not even sure they're aware of how much power they hold over men, or at least they don't understand how to leverage it, i am simply not equipped with the mental faculties required to both involve myself with a woman and also not have her leave what's left of my self-esteem in a smouldering heapreally very worrisome
>Halo 2 just turned 20 years oldbloody nora
still remember halo 2's 10th anniversary remaster like it was yesterdaytime makes fools of us all
Wonder how much money America has spent teaching blacks to read and feeding them in prisons. Probably could have built a couple cities on the moon
>>204362065It's weird. I don't remember Halo even existing back then. The first I ever heard of Halo was when 3 came out, then I was like "what? there were 2 whole games before this, and they came out years ago?" The Original Xbox simply had zero presence in the UK.
Oh boy
Must be well easy to pull at those nerd conventions.Just turn up, start talking to some bint dressed as Mario or Pikachu and let her take you to the disableds
>>204361946>ww2 hero
what kind of a game is this
>>204362125>responding to the most obvious bait in the world
>>204362089funny I actually agree with you, have much more fond memories of 3, just went back and played 2 at the time because I liked 3 so much, didn't really know it prior
>>204362141a faggot game
>>204362089Tbf I played Halo CE around the time shortly after it came out and played 2 on the night of release. Many a good times were had but I definitely didn't know anyone else in person that played either and still don't
>>204362036He was in Vietnam but not in combat or at least not much there I've pieced together, get the impression his dad was a hardass as well. Probably PTSD is part of it for sure. Would prefer for my purposes if it was the Cornish blood though, Peter Hitchens has some of that going on too just less explosive. So there are TWO examples of angry Cornish people which should be enough for all of us.
never want to see a U GOT A LOICENSE joke from a yank again
>>204362141Why are there so many "non-binary" characters in video games but basically zero actual transgender characters? Seriously can't think of even one MTF trans character in a game apart from Catherine, and that came out all the way back in 2011
>>204362141wtf
>>204362187hahahah look at him go
>>204362178homeowner's associations are insane and i'm so thankful we don't have that rubbish here
>>204362179There's one in the previous Dragon Age. They've been doing this for years and years, nothing new this time.
>>204362178even that is too early for christmas lightsHOA doing god's work with that rule
>>204362089Recall playing the first Halo in a mates garage. Never massively been into them t.bh
>>204362197
Time for beddy byes
>>204362219
Halo Reach for me
>>204362187run boy run, they are trying to capture you
>>204362203Kek remember that. It's one of the mercenaries who just randomly drops into a conversation that they're trans? Felt so fucking shitty and token shoehorned. Otherwise I enjoyed Inquisition.
>>204362187
>>204362238
>>204360785>>204360785>>204360785
>>204362240More of an ODST man myself
>>204362178HOAs are voluntary and your loicenses arentyanks win again
>>204362212light have been on here since the first week of novermber
>>204362301why would anyone volunteer to follow these dumb rules what's the end goal
>>204362178*Goes on a shooting spree*