fox edish
Every single British man has a backup plan to bugger off to Australia
>tranimalsJust as bad as tranime teebeehaytch
>>204364929
After a failed date, I use my mental computing power to create a sex simulation and wank to that once as a "farewell"
>my mental computing power
inceltoilfriendceltoilbeingdespisedinonlinecirclestoil
poo wanker likes to wank his poo
>>204364982And now be resurrected as your sins are forgiven
wanted a pet fox but i ended up with a cat instead cos the fox couldnt kill the cat catberg also bullies the fuck out of all the other cats so i guess he's cool
get the cronem wanked
>>204365014bro is named after a pokemon
>>204365012keeping a fox as a pet is a full time job. and it may be worth doing. but you rly need to be obsessed
>>204365012when i was little i had a beavers annual that said if you want to see a fox just go outside and tip all your wheelie bins over and make a big state in the street and they'll come out at nightjust thought i'd share
>>204364947That is a very cute fox and I hope it doesn't get dropped
friendly reminder that /brit/ is a finn-free general
Russian Orthodox Church rejects the theory of evolution. They say it is a lie concocted by the Freemasons.
get the cum cummed
>>204365054Fuck off catyank you odious twirp
love love LOVE centrelink
>>204365044I'm not letting go
get the shit shat
>>204365054Also Patriarch Kirill has a very deep voice.
get the bum bummed
get the git got
President Brayden Di Stefano of the United States
Roman papists and even some protestants believe in evolution because they have been psyopped.
>>204365072
every time
Ah yes, Classic Simpsons jokes.
President Poo Peng of the United Kingdom
>>204365135hooting
>>204365135Melbourne
>spelled melbourne>pronounced mel-burnyeah why is that
>>204365155its jason burn
>>tranimals>Just as bad as tranime teebeehaytch
Yanks really pronouncing it as mel-burn...
The CIA has psychic technology and there is a theory that the ancient structures in Göbleki Teoe were psychic energy transmitters.
Edden-bruh Scotland
>>204365053This comic was probably made by an AmericanThey mention "average day in December" implying that December is supposed to be coldbut December is Summer in the Southern hemisphere
>>204365155It's pronounced Melbin
>>204365176dont gaslight me
>>204365186I don't care.
>>204365185Mate what the fuck are you talking aboutChrist
>>204365192*lights a fart in your face*How’s that for gaslighting you?
Are there a lot of Abo place names in Aus?
>>204365185>>204365185would you describe cold weather as "beautiful"?
Carth Onasi in KOTOR is such a faggot.
>>204365193>I don't care.Now you finally know how we feel about your posts
>>204365229You're mean.
>>204365126nigga if anyone is a psyop victim here it's you
Perth is pronounced Pith
>>204365217...yh
>>204365217Willawallarywoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QgDx0RIWY8It makes me upset that this fat, ugly, smelly, and unseemly character can get a serious girlfriend.What does he have that I don't?
>>204365262Fame
Brisbane = BrisbinAdelaide = OddaloidDarwin = Dahwin
>>204365053g'day fellow 'ea drinkers hardyharhar could i kindly receive one serving of well baked bread with lettuce tomatoes a small steak and different condiments inbetween? thx here's 5 quid laddy matey
>be brit or aussie>lighthearted banter towards yanks>be yank >shoot neighbor over snowWe really do be living on the wrong side of history, sheit
>>204365266Why can't I be famous? I'm a crazy fucking guy. I have an insane personality. I've been known on 4chan for years. I'm a fucking legend! But none of this matters, does it. I dedicated my life to this portion of the internet, and yet it amounted to nothing. Good lord, I hate every single one of you putrid little cunts and I want to kill all of you.
>>204365229
Leftypols tattoo
>>204365217live not too far from a beach called Congwong
>>204365262it's really not that hard to get a girlfriend
The voice actor of Calo Nord in KOTOR was also the narrator of the show Modern Marvels on the History channel.
>>204365295I really don't care, or give a shit. I just don't understand why I failed to get a single kiss or date from a woman, and yet I knew countless guys who were much uglier, shorter, fatter and/or smellier than me, and yet they got GFs and I didn't. How?
>>204365289Post your vids ffs lad and calm deeown cahnt
>>204365303Nigga nobody cares.
>>204365303>>204365272get me some foxes
>>204365308>dateFOY
>>204365308abloobloo
>>204365295It is if you live in a gigglygoontown and are gangstalked by the government
>>204365314You better show me some respeck nigga
Man, Townsville fucking sucks.
>>204365308Because they have a better personality
>>204365348Townsville haha what's next, cityberg?
any video games?
why are all the posters in the finnish general anime pedos
rorke's mum
>>204365362the war on autism was lost
GPT gone woke
>>204365362Because finland is full of faggots who resisted communism for HRT and discord grooming
>>204365350They don't, I'm afraid. They just don't. I knew the ugliest fucking guys (both inside and out) who got GFs.At this point I'm ready to accept: It's not any deeper other than women don't want to date me. They don't want to date ME. Every other man, no matter how ugly or short or fat or ugly or smelly or faggoty he is, can get a GF. But not me. Women have a grudge against me, specifically.
>>204365362they all finger their buttholes on the daily over there
>>204365350
>>204365362Dunno but it's genuinely perturbing as fuckThe images they post, the way they post them...grim
me? was born beautiful but corrupted by the dark arts i have full embraced
>>204365394Haha yeah true mate, sounds very reasonable and correct fair enough haha*Walks off*
>>204365432poor abused little kitty cat i must save it
>>204365396'gers
>>204365427I know that you are uglier than me. And you are shorter than me. And fatter than me. And I know that you smell like pure decayed fucking rat shit.You are inferior to me. And yet you have relations with women, and I don't. Why? I want someone in this world to tell me why.
>>204365432would drop kick this runt off a bridge and push you in after him
rorke's da's phone wallpaper
>>204365459Satanic behavior
>>204365475he hasn't changed since rorke's mum died last christmas
beertoil yet again this lovely (almost summer) evening
I don't want CATS I want FOXES
rorke's nephews christmas prezzy
>>204365491i'm swiggin my pint of guinness right now deeee laaaaad
>>204365491surely you don't really drink round the clock?
Aussies are more than just another speices
I don't like people with weird voices.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtcEaDF7dqQ
rorkes granddad flicking off the doctor who christmas special
>>204365491southern hemisphere freak
>>204365504good lad>>204365512whenever the lads are up for it (pub, getty, etc)
goodbye for nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-04d171FO6Y
>>204365529Don't like when the names on the poster don't match up to the position of the person
FUCK OFF with the christmas shit, it's November for FUCK'S SAKE
>>204365533>southern hemispherebased
>>204365535you have no mates, shut the hell up
> goodbye for nowgot my hopes up thinking adam might be roping himself
>>204365549all i want for christmas
Sleepy time. Good night frens.
>>204365556am blessed with many good mates, saw some last night and seeing a few more tonightneedn't be so bitter lad
>>204365556odd post
>>204365348move to cairns lad
Listening to a song
>>204365568
>>204365581Why Cairns?
>>204365582good lad
>>204365348t. MoJo JoJo
>>204365594not far from townsville is it
>ugly or short or fat or ugly or smelly or faggotyKTIM
>>204365601I'll be priced out there.
>>204365012foxes are pests that kill chickens. I've killed 3 this year and I will remove any more I see on sight.
>>204365615build a hollow cairn and live in it then you'll be the cairn-man of cairns
>>204365348why are you living there lad>>204365357ahahaha>>204365597ahahaha
Going through my Tolkien obsessed smelly virgin phaseNot sure if i will come out of this better or worse.
>foxes are pests that kill chickensalways the retards that say that
How do you deal with confrontation and that a guy or gal would do something spontaneously to ruin your day just because?
>>204365491good image
>>204365628James Workshop phase is next
>>204365633start farting uncontrollably
>>204365633>>204365633Generally, permanent hermitdom, if that is a word.
.>>204365633Too abstract of a question
need some more social friends, the lads have been depression cases recently and never want to do anything
Years are too short.1 year should be 24 months
mental how no one gives a fuck about anything you say and your only relief is to reply to yourself
>>204365652Fairweather friend
>>204365660years are short because days are short
>>204365661By the way this is me replying to myself
Have to stop drinking because I keep getting blood clots.
>oh that was 2 weeks ago already wtfKtim
>>204365670Days are short because you're short
>>204365675how tf do you know you have it? your leg gets swollen?
>>204365675Sorry to hear that fren
>>204365648I don't really do much, so my day to day life is pretty monotone with the same people & problems everyday.I mean going out in public on the bus or train and having somebody staunch you up randomly. Or a staff member somewhere treat you rudely.
>>204365652ah no good>>204365667nothing saying he can't be a supportive mate but also wish the lads went out more
>>204365652>need some more social friendsHow do you do that, just go down to the pub and find new friends?
>>204365688You have a lot of people staunching you randomly yeah?
>>204365681I might be 6ft>>204365660also it would be pretty cool if daylight lasted 24 hours and then 24 hours of a night. that'd be badass
>>204365667I'm still their friend lad just want to be able to go out to dinner and the like but they never want to
>>204365697Yes lad you go outside, consider it
>>204365688people staunch you up when you're out and about? what?
>>204365186not in your accent it isn't
>>204365697yes
reckon cory chase has the best-looking fanny in porn, very neat and tidy
the main thing is I need friends that like the beach
it's more of a "melbuhn" really
>8 aussie posts in a rowwe run /brit/
Aussie power hour
i was about to point that out
got the towels in the washing machine haha
I want to rend Quentin's jew hole open with two thin varnished hardwood clubs, reckon I'd cum 10 feet in front of myself hands-free when I heard the wet rip of soft flesh.
Aussie try hard hour, yeah pubs and that aye yeah lads
>>204365758out OUT OUT NOOWWWWWWWW
>>204365776GO OOOOUUUUUTGO OOOOOOOOOUUUUTTTT!!!
is it really true that in australia the pee goes up?
>>204365775maybe if you went to the pub and had a couple of schoons you wouldn’t be so bitter
>>204365769Did odd how the washing machine doesn't wash machines
>>204365775love pubs unironically
>>204365789>he doesn’t know
>>204365702>>204365713Not me, but I'm always terrified about the possibility of it happening. And it does happen. I've seen it before. Som eblokes just choose a random passenger to fuck with.
>>204365684Yes and hurts like a mf and I have to get prescribed blood thinners.
>>204365767good lad
>>204365775off to the pub with you asap>>204365791good lad
Cant get the kfc tower burger in wollongong
>>204365793based strokelad
Reading about Owain Glyndŵr
>>204365791what if he had a victoria bitter aha
i am 6' 8" and have a 12 inch penis and am also a ceo
>>204365772he's not jewish
>>204365830cheeky little new zealand in amongst the australiansthe darker blue in your flag is what always captures my eye
Obama dresses well and looks coolIts a basic matter of fact
update for my adf application:they discluded me for a year and told me to reapply again next year :(
leaving and i hope there's a lot fewer australians in here when i get backxxnd8
>>204365854not sure what made you think of that just now but yeah I wouldn't dispute the factuality of that
>>204365852Not sure why the flags are like that on 4chanirl our flags have the same shade of blue dont they?
>>204365843>6' 8"least believable part
>>204365819>wollongongcant beleive what them ccp bastards did to hong kong cant even get a burgerking therei am absolutely fuming
>>204365867>irl our flags have the same shade of blue dont they?nope
>>204365844It's always a jew hole to me when I'm in there.
>>204365883mmmmmmmmmmmmI see
>>204365883>different reds in the Union Jack toomental how flags workscotland could leave the UK tomorrow and our flag would just stay exactly the same
random scream in silent hill 2 just scared me lads
antipodeans are just colonial bastards who pretend they're special but they're notthey're just brits
>>204365855reason:i took some counselling in 2020 when i had a family member pass away (it was me first time dealing with loss) and they want to make sure i'm still mentally stablefucking sucks man, really disappointed
I'm also seeing monkey all the time I'm also seeing MONKEY
have the same flaghave the same kingact the same dickheadsno real difference tbf
>>204365912which country are your parents from again
>>204365909>>204365926revolutionary thinking on display here
>>204365926Fuck up Mickey
>>204365928fuck off fat
>>204365928Bangladesh
>>204365926isn't there some irish website you can speak your strange leprechaun tongue at
>>204365938stop trying to ingratiate yourself you sad bastard
>>204365946I hardly know her!
ohhhhhhh you cannot hurry love no you'll just have to wait
>>204365912>>204365855Who the fuck asked?
>>204365954cheer up
>>204365966isn’t that the question of the day
Louis Theorux should do a /brit/ doco
>>204365987He pretty much already did with etsubatsu
>>204365966i'm guessing you don't have acess to the 'cord? couple of regulars asked actually
>>204365998Ross Kemp then
>>204366001
>>204366001They asked you discord and you answered them here?
could probably sign up for the ADF since im a citizen but i might be a tad bit too old
my cousin who is a loser anime nonce is also applying for the armywould do him some good
Thank you for keeping me abreast of the situation
/brit/cord popping off rn
>alri rorke
Gorgeous brown girl matched me
>>204366028Sounds like he got rejected
>>204366024good lad good post
feel like i shouldn't be farting this much at all, something's wrong with me
>>204366047not yet but he might
>>204365926all yall look alike
>>204366024yeah, they're probably posting rn>>204366027you can probably still make it, wouldn't be worth it if you're old tho>>204366028tell him not to be honest in his application, being truthful only fucks you over>>204366047Rude
Morning de lads and a morning de lads. Is everybody well? I'm not too bad. Everyday we above ground's a great day.On a 10 hour shift today, 7:00 am to 17:00 pm. And it's my birthday in two weeks. I'll be 28 and what a experience. Everyday's a bonus.
>>204366046>fatima>she isn't a bbwlying bitch
he does this every day of his pathetic life
How come women drag out words when messaginglike "hiiiiiiiiiii :)" and "byyyyyyyyyyeeeeee"
>>204366046reckon she is a redditor
Spaintard pretending to wake up a 5:35 after posting shite gimmicks all night
mmmmm….. would love to kiss her for dayslovely huge chebs too
Europe is no longer safe for jews
>>204366106Usually means they hate you and dont want to have sex with you
>>204366121muslims finna do to jews in europe what chuds that have been obsessing over them for decades would never
>>204366121if it was "fully organised" and targeted at jews then it's not really "indiscriminate" is it
>>204366122suspected this was the casethank you for confirming
>>204366046Bizarre description for an 18 year old girl but regardlesspost more pics Haha
>>204366121maybe the jewish diaspora shouldn't have encouraged mass migration into europe?
>>204366145scared to message her
>>204366156Oh give it a rest would you rorkeJews being openly attacked and you still cant help but spew this vile hatred
>>204366046god what a pretentious little slit
anyway
>>204366188How about them cowboys
>>204366173we were all 18 once lad afford her some grace
>>204366194dak prescott is shite
>>204366162Very cute. idk what race I'd call her, like Middle Eastern maybe?
>>204366212Probably, off chance she’s indian or pakistani
>>204366121Didn't the jews start the fight?
Sum ting wongWi too lowHo lee fukDing bang ow
>>204366121oh no! anyway
I’m an old man now
>>204366046>zappa>not bee fartno no no
>>204366256find it odd when people still obsess over covid and the vaccineswas four bloody years ago
>>204366256i got vaccinatedwish i didn't
>>204366256Corona and all the vaccine stuff was crazy desu i remember going to the gp and they had signs up and everything for this but they had people racially segregated between vaccinated and unvaccinated and their choice of wording too was very ominous they called it before vaccine and after vaccine as if there wasnt a choice just if youre here before you got the vaccine or after you got the vaccine
I defrag my disks manually because the sound of my drives running when I wasn't using them was making me think ((someone)) was reading them and uploading to the internet
>>204366292Twas me
>>204366277You afraid of needles, lad?
>>204366277why
How is it that a 2/10 ADOS-American can easily pull a 8/10 pawg baddie but your average under 25 year old britbong is a turbo incel?
Watching Lawrence of Arabia on chinese youtubethey got heaps of full movies uploaded there, they don't give a fuck about copyright you see
didn't oasis do a version of the coke song called all around the world that was a new ten minute version of the coke song
vaxxoids will all be dead in two more weeks anyway so it's a moot point
>something always happens
What’s your biggest fear?
>>204366366Women and rejection by them
>>204366366lordosis
>>204366366a daughter: >>204366325
>>204366360How’s the Mrs, Spaino?
>>204366366from reasonable fears? probably heart attack or aneurysm
>>204366366the current lordosis epidemic among young women
steady watch sneed navigate,ahahahaha
>>204366366not having enough beer in the fridge
BOMBA LAY EO
>>204366366getting bummed
>>204366409Whatever accentuates the glutes is gold
>>204366430excellent, excellent postgood lad
>>204366366Ever since I was a kid I had a fear of someone breaking in to my house right when I was in the middle of taking a poo
>>204366460imagine the brap sounds this thing produces, i can hear it from here
>>204366366dying a horrible torturous death
>>204366497what if they broke in and smelled the poo and left because it was so smelly?
>>204366497used to make my mum watch me on the toilet because i was afraid a snake would crawl up the pipe and bite my arse
>>204366460every nurse here looks like this
>>204366539is this real? i'm willing to swim through the rio grande and declare myself sick afterwards
>>204366460Every step is a brap
a thrilling chase a wondrous place for you and me
might make some chook schnitzel
olivia wilde hit the wall at breakneck speed
>>204366620righto
the boys are back in town againthey're hanging down at deano's
jesus only lasted 6 hours on the cross, what a pussy
>>204366702>>204366702>>204366702
countdown to beers is on
new>>204366708>>204366708>>204366708>>204366708
here comes the story of the hurricane
Applying for a working holiday scheme in the UK.Lend us a thousand bob, and let me toil in your field.
