The Philippines is the Haiti of Asia
yes but you guys are cute. Haitians are not cute, they are scary
>>204365485You have never been here so you're just saying that. This country is comparable to the likes of Angola and Nicaragua.
>>204365391As the Thai Anon said, Filipino guys are cute. You are such a bunch of fuckable handsome twinks. Its different to scary Haiti.
Why is everybody in this shithole website so fucking gay
>>204366658>Be called handsome>Get's madWhy arw Flips like this?
>>204366658because americans came and legalized itbecause english is gayreturn home to espana
>>204365391You are not Asia's Haiti, more like Asia's Greece. Same archipelago like geography and Christian religion.
>>204366793They're Asia's Haiti in terms of dysfunction and inept government.
>>204366714And why are you fucking faggots like this?There are at least 2 entire boards dedicated to your faggotry.>>204366793Greece isn't a failing democracy though
>>204365391>the Haiti of AsiaNo country in SEA is as bad as Haiti. Not even East Timor, Myanmar, or Laos.
>>204366811I don't think they're Haiti levels of ineptitude. Myanmar and Bangladesh are clearly worse off but they don't get the same negativity as the Philippines.
>>204366823The only country that's worse than us is Myanmar, and I can definitely tell you that at least Burmese have their dignity intact whereas this shithole is just women looking for old white men to marry. It's literally impossible to be proud of being a Filipino, similar to how Haitians are just as ashamed of being Haitian.
>>204366872You don't know how bad Haiti is if you think the Philippines is anywhere close to that. Haiti is literally a failed state by every metric, even worse than poor African countries. It's a contender for the worst country on Earth.
>>204366905We're already on our way into being the worst country in Asia. If war-torn shithole like Iraq can manage to surpass us then I don't think being on the same metric as Haiti isn't sound at all. Also, Haiti and Philippines are both neo-colonies of America so it just fits so well that we're on the equal level of Haiti.
>>204366714That's not a flip that's a balding sexpat>>204366635Are you that Italian-American guy from /hm/? hi how are you babe?
>>204366872If it makes you feel any better. I don't prefer your women as I prefer your men. >:)And I'm White.Something about you guys being mixed Asian and Latino turns my dick into diamonds. I'd gladly suck your men off, bro.
>>204367028Mestizo flips are quite rare here
>>204365391>jeet proxy thread trying to bring down the Philippines>cute friends comes to our aid telling the jeet proxy otherwiseYou have failed ranjeet.
>>204367028Kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>204365391Pinoy bro noooooo.... :(
>>204365391Can the flips on this website talk about anything other than how much they hate their country and compatriots? Boo hoo, sucks for you nigga. Don’t have to make a new thread every single day dedicated to the topic.
I don't know how these fucking flips always assume that anyone saying against this country is automatically a jeet. Even India is way more developed than this country would ever be because our industry is composed of leeching off old white man's pension and begging for hands me down from the US of A
>>204367287We are the only country that takes pride of being America's bitch despite all the embargoes and unfair treatment we received.Just one drop of bomb will fix this pathetic shithole on an instant
Nope, at least Haitians rebel against their corrupt pro-American oligarchy every once in a while.
>>204365391dramatic faggot
>>204367386Prove it to me that Philippines is not a Haiti-tier countryPic related is in the heart of the capital city called Doroteo Jose, Sta. Cruz, Manila, one of the said "decent" middle income areas of the Philippines. If this isn't Haiti-tier then I don't know what it is
Jose Abad St., Manila
Delpan, Manila
Tonsuya, Malabon, Metro Manila
>>204367442>>204365391The reason? Unscientific approaches to birth control
>>204367386OP is the one guy who keeps complaining about being a NEET in /asean/ while dropping out of every opportunity he getsbottom of the barrel kind of person
>>204367495It's really funny how people get mad at me for saying that this country is a Haiti tier shithole, now I'm posting proofs that this is in fact a giant lawless shithole.You think these slums are concentrated in one city? You'd be wrong, they're literally everywhere, and these people will be climbing up public vehicles and ask for money. The absolute state of this Haitian shithole.
>>204367021Yea cutie I'm the Italian-American in the /hm/ thread about Flips. I'd guess you know it's me since I post the WEBMs I saw there. Show us you biceps and dick, cutie. ^_^
China and Vietnam used to be poorer than the Philippines. This is what you get for fighting the communists = vassaldom.
And in case someone thinks those images are cherry picking, it's not.Pic related is Bonifacio Global City and the neighboring slums
>>204367591At least Haiti's history was tragic, this country had no excuse. All we had to do was to be competent, and it turns out that we're just incapable of having a good governance. Even Argentina didn't stoop this low when their economy slumped for decades.Someone needs to do a case study what made Philippines the biggest shithole in the world in under a century
>>204367144Depends on the area. According to some Flips' autisms over the census data, a lot of Filipino provinces have Spic mixture.
>>204367206Shaddup, you're a fag. I'll beat you up then suck your dick, because your dick is my property and it belongs in my mouth.>;)
It's so sad that we literally have nothing to be proud of as a country, so we had to bring up our heritage and try to band with latinx for being one of them. I don't think even Haitians would do this.
>>204365391SAAAR?? DO NOT REEDEEM THE JOLLISPAGHETI MAMSSAAAR??
>>204367442Oh, stop overreacting, we have provinces which are richer than several European countries.
>>204367849>Metro Manila>0.85>Slovakia>0.855Oh so this is the equivalent of Slovakia..... Woah.....>>204367480>>204367489>>204367442
>I love Slovakia! The whole country looks like those skwaters in our estero near Caloocan. Really hits like home!
>>204365391I don’t care, I still love u.
Ahh yes, the freshly cooked leftover that has been infested by cockroaches and maggots reminds me of those delicacies in Slovakia. I sure love Metro Manila, the Slovakia of the Philippines!
>>204367849>Lanao del Sur: 0.57Not even Chiapas is that bad. That's almost 0.01 points below Bihar. How tf does the Philippines have a frw regions with an HDI as high as Poland and also some as low as Zambia?
>>204367972Because HDI in the Philippines is overvalued. HDI is not a good metric whether a country has a good living standard or not. See>>204367954
>>204367972just the nature of archepelagic cunts.one island is above the rest simply because population is more concentrated there, resulting in that island having all the amenities while the other one can't afford to fix their own pier.
This is Slovakia tier btw and definitely not at the ranks of Haiti
>>204367442You cute self hating Flip. Some areas of you country are gorgeous.You have cities with islands across the sea and a cool cone shaped volcano.
>>204365391>In the early 1900's, a massive wave of Filipino men (aka, Manongs) immigrated to California to work on farms, canning factories, and fishing boats. The pay was shit but the allure of owning a home in America was too tantalizing to pass up. Since Filipina women were prohibited from immigrating with men, towns all around California quickly filled up with single, sweaty, and good lookin' Filipino men.>Taxi dance halls were immensely popular among Filipino bachelors which provided both entertainment and sexual attention. For only ten cents, Filipino men could dance with first-generation European immigrant women, show off their outfits of the day, and romance their way to secret relationships that were illegal under anti-miscegenation laws.>Despite racist laws, these interracial relationships continued to blossom and included relationships between Filipino men and Italians, Irish, Mexicans, and Black women.>"Some of these [Filipino] boys, with perfect candor, told me bluntly and boastfully that they practice the art of love with more perfection than white boys, and occasionally one of the [white] girls has supplied me with information to the same effect.">The reality of Filipino men -- who were seen as small, weak, and inferior to white American men -- falling in love with white women become such a problem that mobs of masked white men started to raid, brutalize, and even kill the Manongs. Many of their assaults were directed at Filipino men's groins:>"Another man, the one called Jake, tied me to a tree. Then he started beating me with his fists... A tooth fell out of my mouth, and blood trickled down my shirt. The man called Lester grabbed my testicles with his left hand and smashed them with his right fist. The pain was so swift and searing."Remember to punch the next Flip you see - including the posters in this thread - in the balls
>>204367442Slums? Are you aware that there are slums almost everywhere else too? This is in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia, a relatively rich country, but they also have slums.
>>204368076Okay but defend this >>204368053Tell a Slovak that this shithole is the same HDI as Slovakia. Go on.
>>204368157Malaysia has few slums, Philippines has slums everywherePic related, slum just outside Metro Manila. Dasmariñas, Cavite
Mandaue City, Cebu>0.74 HDI
>>204366793phillipine women get fucked by the rest of the worldGreek men fuck the women of the world
Cainta, Rizal>0.82Imagine telling Georgians that their country is shittier than this
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Tell the Polish that their country is less developed than this>0.88 HDIBaguio, BenguetThis country is such a huge joke, even the ones with highest HDI looks like the equivalent of Haiti's rural area
Guess where this is Benguet? No, it's Haiti.
Now guess where this is - Is it in the Philippines or is it in Haiti?
The Most Powerful Race In The World
>>204368546>The most powerful race in the worldLol
>>204368546>>204365391Singapore and the Philippines are complete opposites, except for the fact that they are both Southeast Asian countries. One thing they have in common is that their women are always willing to date men from South Korea.
Sooo powerful
>>204368602>global firepower
>>204368664If you have already read the whole thread, I've proved that Philippines is Haiti of Asia so it's possible that we're even less powerful than what they assume.
>>204368655lmao imagine trusting "military ranking list" after the russo-ukraine war
>>204368701Russia is fighting alone, Ukraine had an unlimited supply of aid and intel from other countries including South Korea and Japan.
>>204368348Nigga I've been to Baguio, lived there for three years and IT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT. You keep cherry picking slums to represent us. Here's what downtown Baguio looks like. Instead of picking an isolated shanty town at the outer edge of the city, why not pick the views in Burnham Park and Session Road? I know what Baguio looks like as I lived there.
>>204368737if russhit cant take Kiev and over-run Ukraine at the initial out break of the war when western's help havent reach them then it mean that the russian army is basically a huge paper tiger and incompetence at the core. it also means that every military ranking is fake and gay
>>204368855So you admit that Baguio has slums, so much for a place with an HDI of 0.88.Case closed. You helped me prove my point that everywhere in this country has slums
>>204368883There are slums everywhere Nigga even the USA which has a high HDI has slums. You know what the root cause of why the Philippines is unduly hated its' because of Filipino traidors like you, unfairly and blatantly hating the country and pulling it down in the view of all Westerners. Myanmar and Cambodia is objectively worse off than us, but foreigners don't have negative view of them because they keep their mouth shut and are nationalistic, meanwhile your normal Flip crab mentality ass likes to diss on our country on every opportunity.
>>204368931>Myanmar and Cambodia is objectively worseAnd guess what, Cambodia is already set to surpass us, and that's despite the communist regime that erased 1/4th of their population. This is the best this shithole can do, and it's to be overtaken by war torn shitholes and laugh at us maniacally for being a fucking failure and an American onahole lapdog.And don't blame me, BBC exposed us for way too long how this country is so fucking shit in every single aspect. BBC is also the one who exposed this shithole for having a dignity so abstain that we eat leftover food. Why don't you blame the media first? Because they're European and we want to send promiscuous pinays to wipe their pensioner's butts and marry them into wealth? Because I'm your convenient scapegoat atm and now that our country is descending into unknown realms of shit that only gives more shock value for non flips?I will say this again and I will be proven corrected, we are the Haiti of Asia and there is no dignity on being a pinoy.
Oh STFU, you know pretty damn well we are poor compared to other nations. Just because one of our countryman speaks the truth, doesn't mean you should be hateful to him.
>>204369102You are off your rocks there no chance in hell Cambodia or Myanmar will overtake us considering how we are among the fastest growing Southeast Asian economies!https://manilastandard.net/news/314520320/neda-philippine-economy-remains-among-fastest-growing-in-asia.htmlDrama Queen, such, you are.
>>204369119I don't like him because he is exaggerating. It's not as bad as he thinks because economically we grew the fastest and the largest among our Asian peers.
>>204369119There's a difference of being a tragically poor country and a filthy poor who only relies on begging and aid. Our country is so full of lazy people that begging is just a norm everywhere.Pinoys are so incompetent and lazy that we can't help our own. The aid that went to Yolanda and Ondoy never materializes because we are beggars who expect others to build for us.>>204369187>>204369248We said the same thing about Vietnam, look where we are now And it's even pathetic that you're proclaiming this confidently when Cambodia has been massively crippled not only by colonialism but also by its neighbors and brutal regimes. That's like comparing us, a very abled man with complete set of arms and legs, to a disabled man, a country that relies on USD.But keep deluding yourselves that this is an exaggeration though, after all, this is the biggest reason why countries overtake us and laugh at this god forsaken shithole.
>>204369248https://asia.nikkei.com/Economy/Philippines-GDP-grew-5.2-in-Q3-weakest-in-5-quartershttps://www.reuters.com/markets/asia/philippines-gdp-yryr-growth-slows-52-q3-2024-11-07/Muh gdp lol
>>204369248It grew the fastest because we're the bottom barrel. Those countries below are already well off while Malaysia and Thailand are second world countries now, they'll be firsties in a decade.
We're the fastest in GDP, says a pinoyGrandads dicking pinays
>>204369303woa, that is a whole lot of monie we are spending on something unnessersary but i know where all the monie when into
>>204369911Ask us the same and we'll never figure out where the money went.
>>204365391It's a third world shithole for sure, but East Timor is probably more comparable to Haiti.
>>204370239>Dili, East Timor
>>204369303Lul! Look at the retard claiming that Cambodia is the handicapped country!! When its' actually the reverse!!! You know the true reason why we are relatively poor compared to our neighbors???? Its' a geographic problem nimcampoop! We have among the lowest total land areas in ASEAN.Indonesia1,904,569 km2Myanmar 676,575 km2Thailand 513,120 km2Malaysia329,847 km2Vietnam331,212 km2Philippines 299,764 km2Even Malaysia and Vietnam has more land area than us!Thus, we have several times less, the land area other nations take for granted. This fact is also compounded by the truth that we aren't even one single landmass but a bunch of fragmented islands!And to add insult to injury, 65% of the Philippines are useless mountainous areas, so only 45% of the land is even productive! Meanwhile the fact that we are fragmented islands, doubles the transportation and utility costs, since one has to go to a car, then a boat, then another car again just to go from one island to the next. Furthermore we are the most disaster-prone country in the world.https://www.bworldonline.com/top-stories/2024/09/10/620230/philippines-is-still-most-disaster-prone-country-for-16th-straight-yearWe are exposed to Earthquakes, Volcanic Eruptions, Floods, Supertyphoons, Landslides, and Tsunamis that skipped over other nations since they are more luckily places, whereas we are at the battering ram of being in the simultaneous Prescence of both the Typhoon Belt and the Ring of Fire.Other nations just can't endure our level of difficulty. And your retarded ass self claim that its' the Cambodians who are handicapped when they're not the ones facing geographic constraints and natural disasters daily. LOL.In fact, we have been overperforming despite all the odds stacked against us.As we have among the lowest productive land amounts in Southeast Asia but also have the 3rd highest GDP per land Area! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvb0vtc5hxg
>>204370239>Manila, Philippines
>>204370319How about you zoom out you cherrypicker? This is also Manila BTW.
>>204370305>muh land areaSingapore?>useless mountainous areaSwitzerland? Liechtenstein? Chile?>fragmented islandsIndonesia? >disaster prone Japan? Chile? Taiwan????And we are so incompetent, we turn land full of loam soils into subdivisions then import rice from other countries. And instead of improving infrastructures that would ease the travels and haste the deliveries of goods by connecting Luzon to Samar-Leyte and Mindanao, we spent it on a nuclear plant that got mothballed and a housing project that worsen the crime around the area.
>>204370319
>>204370627Also Makati:
>>204370473>Singapore?You know fully damn well that Singapore is a microstate located at the Strait of Malacca the world's busiest maritime ship route where 40% of all world trade passes through, from all the shipping traffic between China and India, the humoungous economies of East Asia to trafick with the west, funnels to Singapore. It is naturally placed to rich, all they need to do is sit on their asses and just tax all the trafick that goes there naturally and they don't need to do effort to be rich, meanwhile we are more isolated.>Switzerland? Liechtenstein? Microstates in the middle of large economies, like mountain Singapore in trade route placement>Chile?I accede to this, they are a success story despite their isolation>Indonesia?They have oil, whereas we don't>Japan? Chile? Taiwan????They are one island generally. Japan is made up of only 4 main islands, Chile? 1 continous territory, Taiwan? 1 Island, Philippines? 7107 islands...>And we are so incompetent, we turn land full of loam soils into subdivisions then import rice from other countries. And instead of improving infrastructures that would ease the travels and haste the deliveries of goods by connecting Luzon to Samar-Leyte and Mindanao, we spent it on a nuclear plant that got mothballed and a housing project that worsen the crime around the area.Why are you bitching about subdivision stuff? When it comes to farm productivity per acre we have among the highest yields per acre in Southeast Asia!PhilippinesThe average yield of rice in the Philippines was 4.1 tons per hectare The estimated yield of corn in the Philippines for the 2024/2025 marketing year is 3.25 tons per hectare. MalaysiaThe estimated yield of palm oil in Malaysia in 2017/2018 was 3.94 tons per hectare. Thailand The average yield in Thailand is 3.01 tons per hectare. BurmaThe estimated yield of rice in Burma for the 2023/2024 marketing year is 2.72 tons per hectare.
>>204370697No one ever said it was first world, it's just not Haiti-tier. Haiti is even lower than third world, it is a failed state.
>>204370810Guess the picture - Philippines or Haiti?
Ermergerd this is Haiti level!
Uneducated? The Philippines has the highest percentage of College grads per population in ASEAN!
Looks like Manila's historic and tourist spot? This is Port au Prince btw
>>204365391>>204367318>>204367348Get out of my country you fucking visajeetEvery Filipino knows how to persevere and be joyful even in the face of adversity. If you're not indian then you're probably a westernized redditor which is even worse.Did you know Indians travel to the Philippines to attend Medical School because they can't afford the bribes it would cost to study medicine in India?
>>204371505Ignorance is bliss they say, but I think OP has a point.I don't think we're in a position to insult India, they eat with bare hands, they have poor hygiene, but what says about our people eating food right out of trash bags?We don't have any rights to criticize Indians, especially not about their hygienes.
>>204371629Ignorance is bliss? The Philippines is over educated we have the highest percentages of the population in ASEAN which graduated from Elementary School and College, yet all our neighbors and foreigners look down on us despite the fact that we are more educated than them and that we are more productive than them considering how much little land area and resources we have compared to them, but noooo, it's always easier to bully the open minded educated Filipino into thinking he should hate himself vs being objective and balanced with the truth. Yes I admit the fact, that we are poor compared to them, but considering the odds stacked against us, in our geography and proneness to natural disasters, we are actually overperforming despite the constraints we have that do not affect our neighbors. And it shows in us having the most educated population and having the 3rd Highest GDP per Square Kilometer (Development per land area), in ASEAN, after Singapore and Brunei.
>>204371795faustian...
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>>204371795Utterly based. Most Powerful Race Indeed.
>>204371795This is why I love Filipinos. Gibs me all your dicks you cute Filipino Twunks. I'll go suck them all.
>>204371795based, everyone loves Filipino
