mike rutherford
poppies have gone woke
people say bogans are racist but you see more mixed kids in bogan areas than you do in richer areas ngl
...anyway
Larkin Love mmm yeshigh tier
>>204366717brits complaining about someone being on 65K like they're wealthy lol
>>204366757I was trying to get my girlfriend to watch porn with me and the only one she ever seemed to enjoy was Larkin Love and a BBC
can't imagine watching porn with my partnerwhat an odd thing to do
ah… morning lads
>>204366779why on earth were you trying to get your missus to watch porn with you
>>204366804it's devil shit
>>204366806hello sweden
>>204366806well good morningI hope your train/bus reaches the correct slutstation without going over the fart limit
>>204366806it's 3 am in my country i'm still sleeping don't wish me good morning yet
>>204366833gross
>>204366833chebbing nora
>>204366819>>204366821afternoon laddos
Making plans to visit my favourite prozzie this friday after work and trainingGonna vent my frustrations into her haha
>>204366819alri>>204366821funnily enough will be going on the bus today, gothenburg being the slutstation, visiting my sister you see>>204366829don’t care
>>204366833>visible veinsi'll pass
errrr
another day another three hours spent with the simpsons monorail song playing in my head on repeat
>>204366757her tongue is longer than my benis
>>204366849good lad
>>204366849have you considered spending that $300 or however much on something that will likely bring you much more long-term joy
have to do family stuff todaycan't be fucked with it
>>204366881hello me at 10 years old
>>204366881>>204366886ahaha
>>204366878It's $235 for half an hour.I'm trying. But I keep facing setback after setback in real life. I need to kill some vices once in a while or else I'm going to go crazy.
>>204366902bloke copped a pretty firm kick there
imagine paying $235 to have sex for 30 minutes or less
toil in half an hour. it not right
At 10 years old, I was addicted to Everquest. Probably off being a level 7 High Elf Enchanter around Crushbone.
>>204366907what do you get out of it exactly (aside from a shag obviously)
>>204366920>>204366925hmm...
>>204366930mate what do you thinkmen want to fuck women
>>204366925sorry to hear
>>204366930I get to squeeze titties I otherwise wouldn't be able to.
>>204366929that's awesome, are you a level 33 virgin now?
>>204366933do not bully me. do not ever try and bully me before 7am.
>>204366940I said ASIDE FROM THE SHAGGINGlike what's so good that it's worth $235 to you, bit much for 30 minutes of your time
>>20436671765k for head of anything is a pittance
I'm a sick fuckI like a quick fuck
>>204366966tits you poof
tits are a little overrated during sex tbqh
>>204366980never heard of foreplay then
>>204366966I feel more desired after every session which raises my confidence and has obvious benefits in real life.
>>204366991rightoare you trying to date outside of this as well
>>204366991no offense but how do you delude yourself into thinking you're desired after paying for sex
>>204366777the average brit literally works 38 hour weeks for like 25kit's mental they're still considered first world
>>204366920paying for sex is a bit of a dilemma for me, that sounds like too much but I also wouldn't trust a cheap whore.
>>204366993Define trying.>>204366980There is nothing better in life than sucking on a pair of nice milkers. Don't even need to have sex.
I was gambling in HavanaI took a little riskSend lawyers guns and moneyThey'd get me out of this
>>204367007their salaries are fucked, beggars belief
>There is nothing better in life than sucking on a pair of nice milkers. Don't even need to have sex.
amazing how rockstar created one of the best DLCs of all time with undead nightmare and they didn't do a single fucking thing with RDR2
>>204367038wow yeah so true dude haha*walks away from the kid's table*
>>204367038yes quite a shame
>>204367004Honestly it might be a mix of things.Having sex just naturally boosts your testosterone. My current favourite is a professional (always prechecks my penis before every session to make sure I don't have anything) and is easy to talk to - so I feel like I'm actually in a relationship with her. I think being an incel is one of the most damaging things that can happen to a man. You can literally sniff when someone hasn't had sex ever.
this is my life today
>>204366955No, but I got a dragoon dirk and blackened heart ninja looting after a wipe.
>>204367053you can be an incel without being a virgin thoughever
>>204367029ahaha
Vtuberfu got doxxed and shes black wtf
Alri lads
>>204367065why on earth are you watching vtubers>>204367068hello (again) new zealand
>>204367053>so I feel like I'm actually in a relationship with her.
>>204367061You can be an incel but not have the incel vibe if you get what I mean.
>>204367065*pukes* ah dude, nooo
>>204367065which one?
flapping my big saggy arse cheeks and flying through the air like dumbo the elephant
>>204367083I mean I know I'm NOT in a relationship with her. But the way we just waste (paid) time talking about random shit after a root is what I'm guessing being in a relationship is like. Which is nice.
*Plays Sea Shanty 2*
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po9aCHS2kfc
right i'm away for a shower while my watch charges
>>204366970Boobs are a really oedipal fetishButt shows strength and athleticism
The average full-time employed Australian adult male earns about £56,000 annually
>>204367113she's got you by the balls (literally) by charging you $470/hr for a conversationstate
>>204367130>that flag>that post
>>204367115loooool
>>204367077hi
>>204367171BLOODY HELL IT'S A HAIRY CROCODILE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
>>204367143mental mental mental
>>204367143Australians get taxed more than Brits so they have more take home money.>>204367150I have never paid for an hour long session. I usually pay for half an hour. Two minutes to shower at the beginning, twenty to twenty five minutes of foreplay, blowjob, sex & talk and then another two minutes shower to clean myself up before I go.
>>204367171>>204367178ahahahaha
>>204367130adolescence: i love boobs, bums mehteenage/early adulthood: boobs are for kids, bums are where it's attrue maturity: both goodyou CANNOT refute this
oh my days he has to pay for a shower
made the toilfu laugh so hard she had to hide her face, god I'm such a player
>>204367198good lad very well put>>204367199good lad
where's that video of the beaver with the apples and the one with the carrots
>>204367198True
>>204367209I don't have to shower, I do it because I want to show some effort from my part that I'm coming in as professional as I can be. I'm a client at the core of it all.
catberg snoozing his life away on my lap
>>204367210get amongst it lad
>>204367191>Australians get taxed more than Brits so they have more take home money.not enough to make up for the difference in base pay
only uncouth blacks and mexicans lust after the anus, a well formed pair of breasts are the gentleman's choice
>>204367198seniority: all about the face
>>204367221then why bash boobs in the first place you conceited reptile of a man
only make 100k mejust not good enough is it
>>204367254pathetic
>>204367231spending all day on his back like a common whore
>>204367245that's a whole new box of frogs tbqh, tend to agree though
>>204367231hope he has a nightmare and starts clawing you
>>204367237Post the link.
just woke up after a 4 hour "nap" and I'm still drunk and gonna continue drinking
>>204367272it's a chat GPT response
>>204367248Problem with boobs is you can't maintain them. An arse can stay nice til her 60s.
a beautiful woman captivates you before you can even look at her tits or arse
>>204367257applying for a 140k job as we speakreckon I'd chill on that for a bit
>>204367284phwoar, no wonder Hamas bought those pagers haha
claymation porn
>>204367298kek
>>204367298nice one lol
magpieberg warbling like mad outside my window
magpies be likeEEEEEEEERRRRAWWWWWWW
gardening outside afternoon sun smell of a distant bushfire mixing with my sweat stress and anxiety free just digging away in the dirt
>>204367335dirty hands clean mind
>>204367335>gardenok literal actual billionaire how'd you swing that
>Sydney on the 23rd of October 1966
>>204367322some currawongs had babies in my neighbours tree and they make the cutest sounds
no ass, no tits, no face, just nice to me and has a vagina
>>204367345huh?
>>204367345what happened was that when ol harry holt went missing
made sure to get a flat without a garden metoo much of a faff
>>204367357harold holt went missing in 1967 you FOOL
I was going through a random womans account on reddit and most of her posts were seething about her husband.Basically she got married when she was 23 to her husband who was twenty years older. Now she's in her fourties and he's in his sixties. Over the course of their marriage things have really fallen apart and she can't stand him.He doesn't know that but quite a few comments were grilling him about his selfish personality and fat physique.Made me realise that finding somebody isn't the end be all. Maintaing a long term relationship and a successful marriage until death is also another mission.I actually don't anybody that wasn't married and divorced before their fifties. 70% of marriages in Australia end in divorce too. It's really grim out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrxzS7ooKXQ
>>204367345we'll never get this back and it's illegal to say why
>>204367363the anglo mind is a terrifying thing
>>204367367yeah?
Gravy’s good tonight
Gails of november gave early and then fucked off again it's like walking tempurature
>>204367371mad how if you go there today the sidewalk probably still looks exactly like that
>>204367366*sends your jaw flying off into the ocean to join him*
booked an additional tesco delivery for next weekendi have w/c 18th november off work so i'm going to buy some nice lovely food
>>204367390>sidewalk
So let me get this straight: ol' James really looked at pic related and went >Hmm I will use this as a thumbnail
>>204367399promise you'll update us when next weekend when it arrives?
>>204367367I know you're not allowed to talk bad about men on 4channel but a lot of men are actual retards that completely neglect their gfs/wives then are shocked when they leave themway too many men get into relationships with women they don't even like
u doin too much unc
>>204367408YOU KNOW WHAT'S BUUUUULLLLLSHIT?THIS POST!
anyone else in their 20s with no license
>>204367408better question is why would Mike lie about having a 12 inch cock when he still had an impressive 9 inch cock?
>>204367409of course
>>204367423how do you get from a to b?
BMI check. If your BMI is over 21, you're not a woman.
>>204367423yeah except I'm 30
how do i use tinderi'm old
might do a
>>204367423got my licence at 17currently 34haven't driven in the UK in over 11 years
hello there my fine shyt
>>204367367it's not just straya I think it's an issue across the developed world. Marriage has lost all of its importance and symbolism and is basically just an excuse to throw a big party now
asss uhmw deee illl ofll
>>204367440Remember to:>>204367434
>>204367447bet you rape kids too dirty bastard
>>204367411Yeah. It might be wrong but my dad raised me with the notion that you can't treat your wife like family but a really good friend you have to always respect. This doesn't mean being formal but you can't take your life partner for granted.
>>204367453people just don't have the same societal pressure to stay in unhappy marriages these days
got the cricket on but i'll probably stick match of the day on in 10 mins
LIVERPOOL
>>204367469Honestly this too.
>>204367469yeah but I think unhappy marriages were far less common back then as well
Had a thought about nuclear families earlier. Can't remember it. Oh yeah, I do. Oh I remember it alright, do you want to hear it?
cicadas are back this summer
right I'm off to the cafe run exclusively by milfs for a nice big fry up
>>204367486yeah alright
>>204367486fuck off opinionated yank
>>204367485perhaps, but i would imagine it was more that women in particular were more willing to put up with dogshit husbands because of societal or economic needs and women were also just quieter so you didn't hear their grievances on telly or on social media
>>204367488CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRRRRRRRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
>>204367485I think people had more societal expectations then. They were probably happier in the framework they were living in.
>>204367488we had a few, several trillion to be exact
>>204367516just like my animes
aussies on the ropes here
stroking my boner
>>204367500yummers
nuclear families are radioactive
>>204367506personally I blame the rise of working women. Marriage worked for centuries because the woman kept the house and looked after the children. Now both parties have to equally share these chores, inevitably leading to frequent arguments and resentment
wow
I don't know about you lot but I am astonished at the speed at which puke has been adopted into mainstream JAV.
oh imagine thatweathergods really keeping us on our toes this november
THERE'S A STAR SCRAAAAAAAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKY
>>204367579sounds like you're describing man problems to me
wrll it’s basically because everything is fucked up and everyone is insane and want to kill themselves now
>>204367612i don't want to kill myselfthings are crap though yeah
might tackle the bathroom today, it has gone pretty downhill in the last few weeks
the toil, as it were
is project 2025 even real or just some weird conspiracy theory that leftypol conjured up?
>>204367616i need to do some regroutingi am NOT looking forward to it
>>204367619me in the centre with the grey hat on having a wank
28-34 are the best years of your life, still young enough to be attractive but without all the pesky insecurities of youth
>>204367629it's real in the sense that loads of american conservatives are fully on board with these things happeninghow much sway they have on trump or actual policy is tbc
Reckon intermissions will make a comeback because no one can sit through a two hour film anymore
>>204367633I'm not going that far but the shower is filthy and the toilet bowl has rusty brown stains all the way down it, gonna take most of the day
thinking roast chook wif some broccoli for din dins
not particularly enjoying the violent misogynistic rhetoric aimed at women since the trump win. whats the point of "your body, my choice" type shit?
>>204367423got my P's last year at 25 but I can't afford a car. at least I did it in a manual :/
>>204367661it lush
>>204367656reckon you'll bash through it in an hour or twotoilet bowls clean up in a jiffybit of mr muscle wipe it downgrab a scouring pad if you really need to job's a good'un
>>204367634oh my he really is
>>204367676i'll save some for you la
compromise: everyone's body, my choice
>>204367677well I tried a quick scrub the other day and it didn't come off, might need to literally scrape it off with a tool
>>204367676>tfw pissing in a urinal in shorts and you feel spray on your legs
>>20436742329 here, P's exam is coming up in a month, already got a car
>>204367670feckless internet /pol/ incel rhetoric just ignore it lad
might have toast for breakfastmight not have anything
Do you ever just lay there in bed in horror as you remember all the stupid things you've done and said?
>>204367740no you're the only one
>>204367734get it toastedget it scrannedget you fullget you satisfied
>>204367740just needlessly narcissistic and neurotic if you still do this frequently as a grown man
>>204367740I've gotten very skilled at pushing that sort of thing deep into the dark recesses of my mind
>>204367688alri mr god emperor
>>204367740only the recent stuff mainly, then i worry about all the stupid things i'm going to do and say in the future
can't eat toast at the momentseverely burnt the roof of my mouth 2 days ago and toast feels like eating glass
twerking my skinny white ass to the shaun the sheep theme
I wish I could visit America.
>>204367773make some toast then liquify it so it goes down easier
>>204367556nice post
>>204367773well that was silly wasn't it
business idea: liquid toast
>>204367589peak runtslop this
>>204367781visit in 2 years for the 250th birthdaybig don is planning to celebrate it all year and have a big world fair type setting in iowa
pint of toast please boss
turning over all the soil in the yard so i can get it ready to sustain life finding so much random stuff the previous owners left buriedjust found a fruit jelly cup with the jelly still inside it yummers
>>204367688even tight male bodies?>>204367714will do, i just think its over the top aye, wonder if they feel it applies to their mums and sisters too then
>>204367815any dead bodies or buried treasure?
arrest them all
>>204367831found a hot wheels car
might travel over 9000 miles to visit a woolworths
Oklahoma. God’s state.
>>204367815do you ever dig up ancient abbo relics
>>204367740all the things you said, all the things you saidrunning through your head, running through your head
reckon if we all pooled our savings together, we could buy an island
another day another no gf
gonna take a big yank poo in the middle of a woolworths
>>204367867know many islands for sale do you
>>204367867We should just invade one of the off-shore islands of NZ that have no one living on them
You get home after school to find your bully & big sis in your house. You can't believe he's sitting there, all smug staring down your sisters shirt. She's dressed so slutty too, you can't help stare at her huge tits and short skirt.
NOVEMBER 19THNO SURRENDER
>>204367816>even tight male bodies?did i stutter m8?it's a choice not an obligation
>>204367804Man it's crazy how people live differently in the US. I was watching a travel youtuber chillout with Cholas, African-American gangbangers and white trash. Not altogether but it was really interesting.
Okay so he's back and he's pissed after a failed assassination attempt.I know we can look forward to a lot of bitching and moaning but I'm just trying to figure out where this stands in the ethos in the culture of the americas.Is he still this big evil supervillain in the mind of at least one guy and he got elected one day for no reason at all again.
>>204367876yeah heapshttps://www.privateislandsonline.com/search?availability=sale
>>204367882how deeply fucked in the head to you have to be to even entertain the idea of making a post like this
>>204367900/brit/ is a kinkshaming free zone
been watching house mdreally really hate foreman, he's such a dick, and he's black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya3MCYeGXCQ
>>204367909i just think it's incredibly autistic for part of a person's spastic masturbation ritual to be sharing their retarded porn brained fantasies with a bunch of other disinterested cunts online who are just here to talk about poo and crisps
>>204367925emmayank talks about emma pooing on him all the time and that's all gravy
>>204367925good lad, keep him honest
>>204367909I was about to share mine but >>204367925 in kink shaming so I shan't share my grand ambitions regarding my fetish
>>204367934falls under the "poo and crisps" category so he's off the hook x
I’ve got the fever (yellow)
>>204367912>League of Losers
my biggest kink is lactationdon't even know why but it activates my neurons more than anything else
the shopping list for next saturday so far
my primary kinks are piss and incest and big boobs but really i have eclectic taste in smut
Sarah Palin sex arse toil today
faded off that eucalyptus oil cart
Might buy a bunch of plants and have plants all over the housewould be really good for the air I imagine
>>204368011too much oxygen kills you
league of legends is still a thing? lol
>>204368007lol>>204368011not a bad shout I reckon
preparing to die
>>204368022who knows
>>204368022arcane s02 soon
>>204368042very nice little webm
slay king
>>204368042love vids of cats and dogs playing together, been seeing alot of them on ny yt recs lately
>>204368056What do you mean "soon"It's here
>>204368087like i'm going to watch it soon
>>204368056complete utter slop
My penis is just *sigh* too long and thick
>>204368116my willy is very petite
Trying to read Thus Spoke Zarathustra but some bird from toil just messaged me asking if I could draw her a pictureffs
wagwan my Gs
>>204368056we need more blue haired red haired purple haired strong women in vidya
cum synesthesia kicking off again
poo
>>204368135
we're off to my uncle and aunt's at around 11amtheir 30th wedding anniversary which i'm lead to believe is a pearl anniversary
>>204368124you seem to be quite a hit with the girls from toil
>>204368154no it's just 1
mental to think filthy traitorous quebecois could be posting in /brit/
business idea: defund nato entirely and increase benefits
>>204368127not much lad, off for some sunday beers soon
>>204368150And what time are you off to receive your "most boring post of the year" award?
new>>>/b/927199236
>>204368164you seem to be quite the hit with this one particular girl from toil
yea, i sub to a french girl vtuber and pretend she's my gfso what?
>>204368172good lad. considering some sunday beers myself later
>>204368210good lad
>>204368197good lad, good picture
>>204368176it will have to wait until 7 o clock or soas i'm going home in time for the half 4 kick off then i'm going to watch that
bewildering series of posts
>>204368209fucken marty mcfly over here
>>204368197ducks aren't allowed to drink beer
>>204368194i surely hope not
>>204368209>>204368210bruce on a madone
>>204368223woke nonsense
>>204368232>>204368232>>204368232
>>204368209one of the most special 'good lads' i've ever received
Morning lads.
