richard barbieri
Mad how most cereal is practically a dessert food
christmas in summer?
feeling very very lonely this morning with a strong sense of impending doom
>>204368244morning lads, just woke up, any good posts?
work tomorrow lads
Mad how eggs cause heart disease
>>204368251they cause anguish to poor chickens too
>>204368241yeah it's great, highly recommend it
they shrunk /gif/ due to all the discord cuck and troon posting
>>204368243get the asmr on
>>204368191I think she just thinks my 'tism rants are entertaining
>>204368251Yeah and beans can cause fart disease heheh*Brap*
bell peppers and beef for tea
still thinking about badoo gfs bum and tits corrr
>>204368249those shorts are too short to be worn by men, is he a poof?
fella on the youtube seasoning steak with taco seasoning, great idea and will try later
Alri lads
>>204368265why do they have to ruin everything
Mental how it takes at least a year of weightlifting every day to make any noticeable difference to your bodyThat's a long time
erryting gwan be alree
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730732161054745.webm
American gang culture is so interesting.
>>204368328this is why i never lift weightsskinnyfat is brat
>>204368331Alright Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black
>>204368278Bell peppers?! yankism
>>204368278Absolutely nobody uses the term bell pepper
>>204368278foy
>>204368368>>204368337stop breaking streaks of australian posts, you cunts
need to piss but also want to wank so i'm left at quite the impasse.
>>204368328bollocks you can make a difference in a month
>when you're pouring tea and the tea bag string gets pulled into the mugBlast!
>>204368376i post when i want
>>204368357>>204368362>>204368368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L2vyAIPulA
>the tea bag string
>>204368381You can increase your strength in a month but I don't think you'll look any different
>>204368332have the full 30 min audio of this that played randomly on my playlist recently. fly high sky king o7
>>204368387my tetley doesn't have a string
>>204368393Odd postHow are teabags tarq
>>204368387your own fault for stirring after you put the bag in
do friendships between tarqs and povvos exist? couldn't imagine someone thinking "yeah this bloke has no money and connections but he has heart"
>tea bagsenjoy residual chemicals from the bleaching in your tea. loose leaf only for me
righto lads it's beer time, hooroo see yas a bit later
The Pengabus is comingAnd everybody's jumpingNew York to Scran FranciscoAn intercity disco
>>204368429enjoy lad
put on a hat with a hood over it and i feel like the hardest guy in my suburb. nobody dares look me in the fucking eye.
>>204368420boo fucking hoo nigga bet you live in a sealed off sterilized bubble too
>>204368403tea bags with strings are objectively tarqalso just a funny post
>>204368420this post is even more bent than the troons that get spammed here
had a hot cross bun for breakfastnot toastednot butteredjust scranned the fucker raw
>>204368453yh?
King Charles III says it’s OK to have a wank on Remembrance Sunday but please try to avoid doing it during the two-minute silence
>>204368449if that's tarqish you must live under a bridge or something
>>204368453grim, absolute wrongun
a su shd smei welo elf ll l
>>204368481yes that's the jokei make ironic tarqposts all the time it's a subtle and excellent gimmick
will be farting the last post at 11am in memory of the fallen
>>204368387I hold the string on n place whilst pouring the water. That is never happening to me again. Ever.
breath absolutely STINKS of coffee
>>204368508alright, the multiple toilets one made me laugh
>>204368453absolute madman
>>204368479I'll likely be asleep. I'm known to snore. My neighbours will probably hear me. If they're observing this two minutes silence then that won't exactly endear me to them will it?
I better not see a single post being made at 11:00 you lot better be showing your respect
might have toast and covfefe
The execution of the Romanovs was legal, just, and funny.
>>204368563the only veteran i care about is my grandad god rest his souland he was a staunch pacifist and socialist
missing the ex gf this morning
>>204368584stalk her on social so you can see how happy she is without you
think that post deserved a (You)
>>204368577vile
leftover chips floating in a soup of bisto gravy
don't think it did
>>204368591this lad begging for welfare (you)s
>>204368590I’m blocked
Good callWas gonna head out at 1030 to get some bits. Will do 1100 to avoid everything.
>204368591I would mate but you know what with cost of living these days and that anyway take care won't you and I'll sort you out next time alright?
*rolls up my sleeves and starts briskly walking towards you*
mmhmm the paledem leng tings are so sore right now xx
>>204368594What's vile is anticommunism and capitalist barbarism.Reactionary liberals always talk about how the working class is inferior, dream of mass murder and sterilisation of the working class, impoverish the workers, so there's no reason to have any mercy or sympathy towards the bourgeoisie, nobility and clergy whatsoever.
funny how they say history is written by the victors and then that never turns out to be true at all and most of history is written by various sides with conflicting views and opinions
you just KNOW marge and homer still fuck long and hard every night
What level of autism must you be operating under to be able to rattle off such boring posts on a Sunday morning
>>204368691just wasting time while I wait for the Asda delivery
>>204368691Nobody is on top form on Sunday morning.
>>204368691just passing time before I go for a brekkie
doing a fiery pooAYAYAY THAT'S A SPICY POOBALLhot hot hotsweating
my posts are boring at all times not just sunday morning
Any good shows to watch on the ol' amazon prime?
>>204368665Most of history is written by the bourgeoisie in service of capitalism.That's why the work produced by the USSR and other socialist states, as well as Marxist historians in general, is so valuable.
>>204368722Corr!
>>204368721udderly enormous !!
>>204368735no
>>204368738ha ha true mate very true*quickly walks away from you and your boring opinions*
just gone and shat up the whole bog haven’t i
>>204368677Reminds me of that episode where we see how drastically different their lives would be if hal and lois weren't constantly fucking every chance they get
>>204368735yes
>>204368735Have they still got farscape? That's a good one
finished gardening eating some popcorn now
>>204368735clarkson farm
taking mums pants out the washing machine and wearing it on my face so I can do my bane impression
>>204368789what flavour popcorn?
>>204368735Looks like silicon valley's on there. Watch that
>>204368578*coward and a runt
>>204368806poo flavour
>>204368847sounds vilei like paprika on my popcorn
>>204368721me grabbing one of those massive tits with both hands and sucking it dry
imagine being a ww1 pilot just dropping gas bombs on all the suckers in the trenches
>>204368865noncey to be into pregnant women, you're essentially wanking over a baby, just not on is it
>>204368865im a degenerate but pregnancy fetishes are disturbing to me
>>204368875>>204368882like fucking nuns you two
didn't have toast, went with shreddies instead.
eating poo
>>204368865Big fan of girls bouncing up and down in a POV shot
Man eating baked beans from a can in front of TV, UK (2014)
>>204368889its just not right
>>204368903whos pov?
CoD Modern Warfare 2 is 15 years old today.
>>204368875no one wanking to pregnant women is wanking to the thought of the baby they're wanking to the voluptuous form the woman takes while pregnant.
>>204368912Mine
duckbergs hanging around my front door after I gave them some bread yesterday can hear a lot of quacking going on
used to be able to get hot cross buns for one a penny two a pennyinflation gone mad
Need to dust my room more oftenDon't really do it a lot but apparently breathing in dusty air is one of the main ways microplastics get in to our bodiesneed to get an air purifier to
>>204368920speak for yourself mate>inb4 i get a ban for "trolling" aka making an obvious joke
>>204368917preferred the first one, bf > cod
>>204368920the voluptuous form with requires a baby to achieve, still noncey even if it's just background noncery
>>204368944dont see how that would have the effect he intended, feel like it would be the opposite
>>204368956Capitalists benefit from unemployment and precarious conditions among the working class.
>>204368954nah
>>204368920oh yeah?then why do they have to be pregnant specifically?why not just fat?
>>204368969well i guess they could offer less fair conditions because people are desperate for work but wouldnt it be better for them to just have high employment
>>204368930which one is it
>>204368990don't play stupid mate. the difference is clear as day.
>>204369000a penny each, duh
is a pregnancy fetish a paternal thing or is it about corrupting the purity of a pregnant woman
>>204369010i like their big bellies
fell asleep watching this and it was still playing when i woke up
noncehausen by proxy
>>204368993>wouldnt it be better for them to just have high employmentNo, as it leads to wages rising due to a shortage of labour, and workers are also able to demand more.https://monthlyreview.org/2004/04/01/disposable-workers-todays-reserve-army-of-labor/
>>204369017like >>204368990 said it cant just be that
>>204369002This might shock you mate but most people don't actually wank to pregnant womenso no, it's not clear as day
pregnancy fetish is vile
>>204369047irrelevant. you're saying a pregnant body is the same as a fat body. that's entirely wrong.
>>204369046i also like larger ladies and their bellies
>>204368993it's never better for corporations to have low unemployment in the economy
well that's rorke done
>>204368920>no one wanking to pregnant women is wanking to the thought of the baby they're wanking tommm and yet still they don't find the woman as attractive unless there's a baby in the scenario
*belches* *grunts* *farts *scratches balls* uhhhhrrrggh
>>204369056go ahead then and explain why lady with bloated out stomach A is different than lady with bloated out stomach B
excel bastard loves his excel
>>204369080what are you my fucking dog after she's been eating beef
>>204369085ask your mum how pregnancy works and get back to us.
>>204369094why's your female dog got balls
>>204369085a pregnant woman looks way different to a fat woman tbqh
>>204369094why does your bitch have balls
>>204369072Why is this person having two million NHS operations, scans, and appointments a year? Bit excessive innit?
ayo British bitches got balls
>>204369113it's a tranny
i also refer to my snake as a she even though i'm fairly sure she's a bloke
>>204368944This guy is a kook with zero impact on policy
bro has a pet snake...
>>204369034i see, will read that in a bit.
>>204369135dis nigga got a tranny snake
>>204369097So you ARE wanking to the concept of pregnancy then
>>204368658you sound like you're from the 19th century or something, normal people can't relate to this bizarre autistic sounding rhetoric, it's like someone who just read warhammer 40k lore and is going around saying "chaos worshippers will be punished"
im not jorking in todayive finished with jorkingand certainly not jorking it over porn
>>204369072Oh right well if Labour says so>>204369034>2004Why are your links always so bizarrely old
>>204369154i'm wanking to your mum right now.
>>204369165I accept your concession
>>204369155>t's like someone who just read warhammer 40k lore and is going around saying "chaos worshippers will be punished"kek that's true actuallyhe really is a seething little neek
the canadian has been intellectually destroyed
>>204369173there's no point in arguing with a simpleton over fetishes.
cronem chiefing that loud rnwhile katies are sore leaving the gherkin x
>>204368944If society and law and order breaks down, people should remember he said this
mental how badly he was broken in the mind
>>204369155Oh let him play his capitalism roleplay game he's not hurting anyone
>>204368920>no one wanking to pregnant women is wanking to the thought of the babythis isn't true
>>204369179because i explained to you how the baby is irrelevant to the fetish?
pregnant women make my little willy stiffwhy make it any more complicated than that
pootoil beckons
>>204369181You claimed you weren't wanking to the babyThen when asked why not just fat chicks then, you responded that pregnancy is differentSo you admit you are wanking to the concept of pregnancy, i.e. the babyyou are a freak m8
>>204369184belgians are supposed to be mercenaries and rich evil blokes, why are you here
>>204369203if you're wanking to a baby then you're a pedophile and that's a separate issue.
>>204369210The unexamined life is not worth living!
>>204369204this is your first reply to me itt youre just on the ropes
>>204369224outed yourself with the double reddit space, gg.
>>204369139That's how all capitalists think.>>204369155The world is divided into capitalists and proletarians. More now than in the 19th century. Communism is not remotely outdated. In fact, it is the only sane solution to the problems of capitalist society.>>204369157I'm sorry it's not a link from 2024 made by BasedAryanTradcathEvropeanWarriorAnime1488
God I hope it's not too late for me to become a millionaire and have a child with Amber heard
getting women pregnant is hotfucking pregnant women is stupid and will probably hurt the baby
>>204369247I accept your concession again
had a really terrible dream that made me do some extremely disgusting crimes
Rorkes whip
>>204369266Corr
>>204369266cheesed to meet you
>>204369253Communism is the opiate of the limp-wristed manlet
need an hyperintelligent iranian gf
me? well I wont be cooking for a week now.
wish i looked like this
hai everypony :3
>>204369307are those one-time use containers?
>>204369309yeah?
>>204369300This is what hyper intelligent gf looks like in your country
>>204369307nice one lad
If I see a single reply mentioning elton john I'm leaving for the day
>>204369307you made this yourself? why is it in foil containers? looks like my diahrea
>>204369323brown hair brown eyes and glasses is a recipe for disasterthey will kill you (with a knife)
>>204369329post your diarrhoea so we can compare
>>204369307you just shit in a bowl?
snogging a she-walrus
Thinking about a major consolidation and rebranding of all my internet accounts. Google, YouTube, twitch, Twitter, the lot. All new, all with the same name. I'll still be anonymous here if course but out there, I'll be a mysterious new stranger in the internet community. Leave my old identities behind me and just have the one, for all the internet. What do you reckon? Worth it?
>>204369307Lovely bowl of poo
>>204369266don't think he has his license
>>204369283stop that damn war
"Communism is outdated!" is another bourgeois lie and obscurantism.Does the working class no longer exist? No, it's larger now that it was 150 years ago.Do capitalists no longer exist? No.Are the means of production still privately owned? Yes.Is imperialism still present? Yes.So therefore communism is still necessary. Pseuds who don't grasp or don't want to accept Marxism will pontificate as to why the British bourgeoisie can bomb Yemen while infrastructure at home crumbles, but that is entirely understandable when one grasps the Marxist-Leninist theory of imperialism.Of course, anticommunist pseuds know this, which is why their attacks on communism are always in defence of capitalist exploitation, which is older than communism. Therefore, the argument by jaded petit bourgeois scrotes who think they're intellectuals for reading anticommunist screeds by liars such as Solzhenitsyn or Beevor, that communism is outdated, are wrong.
>>204369309You wish you had lumbar lordosis?
Just looks like chilli to me
>>204369371Yeah?
>>204369371>>204369353hey commiemong you should go into that thread and call the hohol a fascist pig
the scrandemic
>>204369371sorry don't speak yapanese
>>204369336yeah a disaster for my DICK need skinny brunette yandere gf
>>204368990I like them both
>>204369342Ive got random names on everything, so freaks can't track me downTheres some real freaks out there you know
>>204369371
>Iraq to lower the ‘age of consent’ for girls to nine
>check google reviews for any cafe or small restaurant/takeaway>nothing but seething two star reviews because their coffee was a few minutes late or their chow mein was "too salty"letting the general masses write reviews was a mistake
>>204369396You've managed to fuck up toast
posting on brit from my vape
This nigga has never worked manual labour in his life and calls himself a proletariat LMAOOOOOO
summer holiday 2025? i think i'll visit baghdad
>>204369413Meant for>>204369396
>>204369396I recognise this living room
>>204369416giving the japs a run for their money
>>204369424its a waste of time trusting reviewswould you trust the opinion of a random mong in the street?
>>204369404I won't be doxxing myself on any platforms, knock on wood. Yeah I should probably delete the accounts that allude to my real identity though. Fucking Reddit account is my initials and date of birth. The fuck was I thinking?
Can't be that much for a flight to Bagdad, can it? See the scenery and that
me at the fridge at 3am telling myself I'll only have one small snack
i have a moka pot and french press but always end up just making instant coffee because im lazy
>>204368394you get some of the most noticeable changes early on when you start weightlifting you chimp.
>>204369288Communism is a hammer with which the proletariat destroys the bourgeoisie.
>>204369433well i ate it all
>>204369465Yeah but in a month?
>>204369434Am day 2 off the vile vapes
That new Andrea Arnold starring that Irish dude looks a bit shit She'll never reach these heights again https://youtu.be/CyAISZwhJI8?si=fheW4sWu3l3-sPmS
>>204369468And yet you will die a povvo mong with an autistic special interest in a capitalist economyFunny that!
>>204369465doesnt it take a few months to start visibly looking stronger
>>204369453I don't, but the unfortunate reality is these mong reviews make a visible impact on the establishment's score, meaning genuinely good takeaways are rated 2.6/5 because Keith S thought his portion of chips was too small
Good night lads
>>204369458Oh they left the bucket though so that was nice of them
Sort of want these ffs I suppose they kinda are clown shoes Wouldn't pay retail anyway
>>204369469I could make you a plate of toast that would blow your socks smoove off
>>204369457what scenery
My crypto is poompin lads I’m only down 45% on the year now
>>204369392Gave him the ol THD
>>204369505Great screenshot mate
>>204369505blud's buying £500 shoes and still uses buttons rather than gestures
>>204369505>four hundred and fifty one Great British pounds sterling for a generic brown invalid shoewhat the fuck is wrong with you
>>204369474>>204369492you should notice a massive different within 3 months if you do every correctly.
>>204369505450 quid and no toes? rip off
>>204369491You will die in a Chinese communist labour camp.
>>204369546I won't thoughMy prediction is accurateYours is copeSad!
just got a vehicle tax reminder
>>204369505howlingyou can get prada creepers for that price
>>204369541bet you use linux
wank to gay porn
>>204369568how did he know?
>>204369546what do you do in your daily life to further the cause, comrade? (aside from posting on the internet)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgglfSq-cMgreminds me i have to do my self assessment
>>204369533Thanks
Can't imagine ever wearing platform shoesMust be a manlet /fa/ggot thing
>>204369579alri samuel holland
>>204369546
>>204369579will never get the point of this sort of shite, what does it measurably actually improve over regular windows>uh nothing but i-it's fun!even sadder
wonder if hamas is a bit regretful at this point
>>204369618well yeah it is funwhat wrong with computing being fun?aside from that, i just don't like windows 11the taskbar it too big and too useless and it's ugly and it smells and those are the facts
i bet most linux releases are more stable than windows 11 at this point this thing is a piece of shit and has me considering switching to linux every day
Get through so many of these a month
>>204369633What if I use proprietary softwares for toil that are only available on windows?
>>204369638Yankified mong
>>204369633*gives you a swirlie and shoves you into a locker*
>>204369633Pack this Linux thing in now.Just get spied on like the rest of us, cunt
>>204369646guess you're a thrall of bill gates then pal
>>204369627same thing wouldve happened to them either way they just started it on their own terms
I only hold PARSIQ and AVAX
>>204369646well yeah my work lappy runs windows because it needs toand my gaming pc runs windows because that's bestand my macbook runs mac osbut my main personal lappy runs linux because that's what i like when i'm just browsing the web and funposting
wonder if scientists can make distilled liquid fart
>>204369651HowI like spicy food. Still love British classics thoughLeave me alone
>>204369672both failcoins
>>204369638I get these as well. Used to drink it straight out the bottle. Had a bottle on my bedside table and would just drink from it like it was a glass of milk. Glad those days are behind me now. Just a dash of it in my curry (like I had today).
this morning i have seen a squirrel (grey), a pigeon, and a magpie
Spice cravers really are mentall ill
i like a big chesticle with big breasticles
ktim
got frasier on
going to shave my pubes off later
>>204369712I've seen a parakeet, a herring gull, a wood pigeon and a rat
haha dad went out for a walk round the block and it started rainingwhat a mug
>>204369743Love thisShould shave me armpits too at some point
Right then... *slaps everyone*Liftingtoil it is....
Used to pour it onto a wad of salami and rub it into my left eye while screaming to the spice girls "spice up your life." I would leave my right eye alone so I could see. Then I'd eat the salami. Dark days.
>>204369773only a sunday? lay on the settee and have a wank i say
>>204369759Typical
Mum bough veg spring rolls instead of duck againQuite had it with her incompetency
lonely and I miss the ex gf and I’ll probably never touch a woman again and I have no friends
they can see your full cock balls and pubes on these btw
>>204369802>>204369802>>204369802
>>204369738has he found out what to do with the scrambled eggs yet
>>204369826>>204369826>>204369826
>>204369829What is that?
>>204369829only microdick losers care
>>204369562Yes you will. Into the cattle car.
