we all having a skibidi fun time yeah?
190 getting really gay today
neighbour is coughing his lungs up
You now remember Kate Upton
>>204414540dumb crossposter>>>/tv/205590431
>>204414511ick
rupaul's drug run
>>204414540If your swimsuit bottom is that low cut, you might as well not wear one.
>>204414540boomers used to jerk off to shit like this
why is twitter full of freaks, what possess a balding 40 year old white man to hate white people
the sleeve:angel wingsa pocket watchred rosestommy shelbylola's birthday (roman numerals)zombie elvissailboat
>>204414540fridge
just remembered my ex had arabic tattooed on her the gullible cow
>>204414540I jerked off to this
mad the way poo and loo rhyme innit
>>204414598you know who possesses them
>>204414631voldemort??
>>204414598
>>204414644In the wizarding world they're called goblins
stupid ginger whore
so here we are then, the so called "lads", as it were
why are cats so good lads?
>>204414676'diaspora
>>204414677Das ladenEl laddos
>>204414598Microblogging attracts the biggest freaks imaginableSame effect as tripcodes
just spent 200 quid on books
what race is this guy
just put some mykored on
>>204414715What books did you get? Don't want to be that guy, but you could have got them all for free online and sent them to a kindle or ipad
>>204414730Korean
gf sent this to me lol love her x
embassy row the fumes they lay low
>>204414764well they're all pop-up books. so now you look a right tit don't you hmm
>>204414788Is your gf a trannard?
>>204414807no?
and remember, NO SLACKNG
>>204414837Unsure?
do you think there are any girls in this thread? haha
waiting for me trainnorthern saying it's already departed well no it fucking hasn't
>>204414730Ancient Akkadian
>>204414851not a girl myself but I am probably the softest man in northern england
Call a m to f tranny mate if you ever get the chance
right hand is cold again
What my WFH toil consisted of today:>30 minutes editing a visual for a PowerBI dashboard >10 minutes writing an email to stakeholders notifying them of the change >5 minutes replying to a couple of emails and sorting out a couple of simple queries >5 minutes booking in my annual leave for over Christmas The rest of the day?>walked dogberg>read a couple of chapters of my book>worked on my screenplay>played GTA Online for a bit>watched telly >observed my two mins silence alone >picked the Mrs up from work>about to order a Chinese for teaMy salary?>38k paWFH is the biggest scam in history, it’s based.
>>204414854next one will be packed and you won't be able to get on, one after that cancelled. you'll be home about 8pm lad, don't worry
>>204414879have you tried putting it between my thighs?
pitch black incelwalk? don't mind if i do
>>204414889bolg on borelord
no cooking for me my lad
>Ice Breaker - In order for us to get to know you more, please select an object of your choice that represents you. You will be asked to share this object with the assessors and other candidates on the day. Scenes when I pull out my 16 inch dildo
>>204414889not interested in the slightest
Absolutely love black women me, would recommend you lot do the same
To the anon asking about plastering, don't bother. 3 things you shouldn't piss your time away on. Plastering, Painting and Tiling.All 3 you can learn to do yourself, they're not exactly hard but they're a pain in the arse. Just don't be a tight cunt and pay somebody to do it otherwise you'll start doing it yourself and then 3 or 4 hours in you'll think "Why the fuck am I doing this shite?"Painting especially. You can always tell when somebody has done it themselves, it always looks shit despite how hard they tried to keep a steady hand and avoid streaks. Just pay some chain smoking guy called Big Kev to bang it out in half a day.
>>204414877Mate is gender neutral though, why would a tranny mind being called that? If you called them “fella” or “big man” or something like that you’d have a problem
>>204414889I believe this post wholeheartedly and hope you enjoy your Chinese food.
burton do some good clobber
cream cake on mondayit's cream cake on monday
>>204414909>>204414923Bitter bastards>>204414937Thanks bro
burritos for tea
got 190 coming over to paint the gafftaller than me so he can reach the ceilings
>>204414926i love ethnic women in generalnot including asians though, just personal preference
>>204414955t. me in year 8
>>204414889i did less for more money. WFH is great
just remembered occupy wall street
first snow of the year lads. going to be a bastard getting to work in the morning
2 weeks off for christmas and I'm living for it, can't come quick enough
>>204414889this is me but i genuinely believe its bad for the soul
About to start some plastering, painting and tiling. Just finishing off this 8th can of lager then I'll get the paint stirrer out x
>>204414964get it down ya boy oohhh better than givin it to bookies
>>204415009That’s impressive lad, I thought I was stealing a living more than most here. What do you do?>>204415039Not for me. It’s actually amazing for my soul. The trick is to use your time wisely and be productive, that’s why I’m writing my screenplay. I also use my work time to exercise and work on other projects, that way I dont feel like an overpaid NEET lol
got suede on
>>204415099Love white women me.
>>204414889Sounds like I do a similar job to you but for £36k. Pay rise in January though, probably going to be bumped to 38k, feels good to not have to work a real job.There's project managers at the company I work for who literally do even less and they're on anywhere between £50k and £65k. Jealous of those jammy cunts.
>>204415099Angelic
>>204415099Love white women
Thanks to his NFT gains, mikey would not fit into this thread any more He can afford - so eats - 8 meals a day,!
>>204415099ruthless mogging
>>204415099Did she win
>>204415090You sound like a huge fucking coper, screenplayloser.
>>204415099Jap mogs
>>204415148at birth
Mumberg says she’s going to take one of her pensions as a lump sum next year and give it to me and my sister so we can put it towards a deposit each for a house. Don’t know how to tell her I am worried I will spend it on drugs and alcohol and that I can’t be trusted with such a large sum of money aha, she thinks I have like £20k saved already when in reality I have nothing and I spend my whole salary each month on shite
>>204415158lol whatever you say weeb
>>204415165I meant the race she's apparently about to begin
>>204415158
>>204415176honestly if i were you i would just have a nice relaxing drink and not think about it
>>204415117Based, fellow WFH chad. Yeah there are some earning even more than me with even cushier jobs but I try not to get jealous as I know my own job is very enviable for a lot of people. I feel lucky with what I have. >>204415154How so?
>>204415097was learning about britpop but compared to blur and oasis, suede and pulp just seemed shit not sure why they were in the same conversation
>>204415223these are all just nouns
corr shaiden rogue is making videos again
>>204415158Based and factual
>>204415176what a nice thing for her to do, don't even think about fucking her over
>>204415223don't ever talk to me about music ever again
>>204415176Take the money and invest it. Act as if you have nothing. Do not spend any of it on yourself
>>204415248loads of things are
Ching chong chinaman sitting on a wellAlong came a white man and chopped his ponytail
>>204415275
why do i get so worked over comments online, i know its stupid but i cant help it
>>204415271>>204415279The thing is I won’t be able to help myself, at some point I’ll be like “ok just take out a few hundred quid since you’re going on holiday or it’s your birthday or Christmas or whatever” and then it will be “ok you’ve taken a couple of grand, take a bit more so it’s a nice even number left” and it spirals from there I’m a generous runt with no self control
Managerberg had a bit of a meltdown last week in a meeting and is now off sick for stress. None of the upper managers like him because he's difficult to work with apparently (he's alright with me)They do like me though and recently they have been dropping subtle hints asking if I'd be interested in a manager role if one came up.Need that cunt out and me in, would literally double my salary.Blog over, reddit spacing done.
it pie night
>forms posted>clue gained
>>204415375Charlotte Big Jugs with the desperate last attempt to stay relevant.Soz hun, you've already hit the wall x
>>204415377rape him mate just put your cock up his arse and rape him
any nonces in?
>>204415421That's not how we do things here mate
>>204415421My rape jacket is at the dry cleaners
>>204415356Low IQ, genuinely
>>204414889jesus christ your job sounds boring and pointless
>>204415437yeah, this anon>>204415474
>>204415367You have little to no mental discipline and you lack self control (like me).My solution? Sacrifice. You have to physically remove yourself from the temptation. Accept you're weaknesses and force yourself to change or live with regret years from now
>>204415473shameful stuff lad
>>204415468Name one office job that isn't, better than tiling somebody's roof in 30c heat or digging a ditch while it is pissing down
Caffeine withdrawal are fucking raping my head
>>204415437got banned for making this exact post word for word a year or so ago
Have a funeral song in mind but the singer's voice is too yank
>>204415410nonce
hairline is absolute shit fucking hell
>>204415468Pointless yes, boring not really. Occasionally it’s challenging, most of the time it’s very simple. But I don’t do my job for fun lmfao
>>204415547
>>204415521coffee is simply too enjoyable to quit even doe its probably bad for you
>>204415437.................................... y
>>204415521battyman sort it out>>204415525rude
pp
I keep getting spam/ junk email every hour and it's not being sent to the junk folder. What do?
gay arse rape
>>204415542Cope on, loser
A woman nestled herself up to me yesterday and I can't stop thinking about it.
shocking stuff this they actually closed it
So what, you all expect me to DO something with my life? Nah mate, nah
>>204415573Ew
>>204415622Racist, sexist and homophobic, that
feeling racist, sexist and homosexual
>>204415655
*pepper sprays you*
Fucking howling at that video of David Coote, what an utter fucking spastic lmfao
why do brits say hallo instead of hello
sir rice cooker
>>204415668Stop
>>204415688German influence
>>204415617Someone’s jealous x
>>204415688I say allo
>>204415688why can't you cunts say debut properly?
All the single virgins (all the single virgins)
sucking on some dog nipples
sir queef farter
>>204415622pov: jack's total lack of surprise
>>204415715also data
Uh, Starmer Brexit means Brexit
>>204415707You are clearly acting smug because you are coping about your sad little WFH jobLiterally everyone does one now and it's nothing to be proud of
absolute state of my hairline lmfao
>>204415747bet macron bummed him
>>204415756get it posted
>>204415755No need to have a melty then is there mate? x
>>204415747just not the same
what does brit think about the revalations of the very real ref conspiracy against the mighty reds? (who are still top of the league despite it all)
>>204415755Best job I've ever had has been stacking shelves. Reckon you need to come back to reality.
>>204415756Just shave it. Beta cuck faggot
>>204415794That's right, hide the pain, because i'm right x
Got the old ‘esco ‘izza in the ‘ven
>>204415846sucking on my own willy
>>204415756https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dup6ZVU6sfQ
>>204415798
fuck off huge fridge
*pronounces "cache" as "caysh" to avoid homophonic confusion with the word "cash"*
Post a webm I can show my mum. She liked the webm of the monkey slipping over in the rain.
>>204415747sir omelette fromage
Yes, you’re in your 30’s now. You can’t be wearing a hoodie like some reprobate teenager.You need beige trousers and cardigans, something suitable for a grandad your age. You need to find an afternoon tea and dance event. Probably best to invest in some kind of automatic car like a Honda Jazz. You will only have 1 or 2 years left before they revoke your license, enjoy it.
>>204415811wtf is a live birth compared to a birth
>>204415571prevents early onset alzheimers and dementia apparently, doctor said i have 70% chance of being senile by age 50
>>204415872imagine just taking her from behind
>>204415879
>>204415907baby livesdead babies don't count
>>204415798the faggot trifecta
>>204415899wear black or grey skinny jeans, trainers, and a white tee me
>>204415925Get your dick out jeffrey
>>204414764find it easier to read on papermuch harder on a screent. boomer
never worn grey jeans
>>204415961btich that's piss
>>204415961m8
>>204415960change it to moderately baggy jeans and then you've got some kino
>>204415925corrr
>>204415925how do you not get scammed into ladyboy sex if you're drunk. they are very skilled
>>204415868
>>204415931Cor imagine
>>204415994had some skinny ones from primark but they were too tight and could see the outline of my knob
>>204415931
rewatching elliot's old videos. feeling nostalgic it's been ten years de lads
>>204415997just imagined Ruby uploading a squirt vid and all the Tatters posting the same reply
i've spunked to ruby not even joking
She could use my mouth as her personal toilet.
>>204416088We all have mate you’re not special
just dropped generational brown
>>204416088Only natural
just need to tell some blogposting mong twat that I didn't ask and I'll be finished for today
put your hand inside it and she'll tell you where to find itblack silk stockingblack silk stocking
>>204415671imagine the scenes if he blows some trannys head off with a rifle
>>204416183imagine her doing one of those blacked gangbang scenes
>>204416211
>>204416183she's so asexual
>>204415375>man and woman too drunk to consent>man is charged with rapeahh yes nice "equality"
chicken pasta for tea. bubbling away on the hob as we speak. really looking forward to it xi could be wrong but chicken pasta doesn't seem to be a big thing in Italy. Seems to be more pork and beef.
>>204416198haha he want the cake
Ruby accidentally uploading a private video of Blakely inserted up to the elbow
>>204416239this the "she's so julia" remix
cheddar and bacon spaghetti for tealush
sickliggadgdafkdgdg
mumberg still cooking all of my meals at age 27, going to be sad when I have to leave and live alone because no women like me
Mike Tyson is getting knocked spark out by that white boy
cad shower
Drank so often lately that I've given myself piles from the violent hangover shits FOR FUCK SAKE
mira joi wanktoil looms
>>204416361>jew>white
an overarching theme in alien abductions seems to be a concern for the earths environment
>>204416360I actually went out and walked around today just because the sun was visible
>>204416370I’ve had to quit due to blood clots.
>>204416248Went to an italian restaurant recently and the menu said in big bold letters>we DO NOT serve chicken with PASTAWhy are italians so autistic about their food?
>>204416370ktim. had to stop because I just permanently had a painful arse. kidneys were in a state too
>>204416408there's more tomorrow so make the most of it
>>204416421didn't ask
Ah yes swearing off alcohol on Monday only to get off my face as soon as I get home Friday eve' only to go through the entire process againHate this tedious process
goddammit now i'm watching slinky tricks
>A man has been arrested for assaulting three police officers and allowing an XL bully to run loose. Police responded to reports of two dogs, believed to be XL bullies, fighting near Links Avenue, Peacehaven, today at 10.45am.get them destroyed
>>204416465uh we wuz indians and shit
>>204416421Varies doesn't it, most of the hybrid Italian cuisine outside of Italy was invented by ItaliansAnd the autism does make some sense in terms of connecting to specific regional cuisines
>>204416063Rage of the Virgin
>>204416466dangerously close to giving it up altogether me, puts me down for days with anxiety now
Sir BEER Starmer
>>204416450wasn't talking to you, fuck off
>>204416504all dogs should be banned. sick of seeing dog poo on the pavement everywhere and having them run up and lick me when I'm walking past. horrible creatures
>>204416466you speak as if you dont have a choice in the matter.
I think I got food poisoning once. My stomach hurt and I was sweating profusely.
Sir Lamb Shawarma
Dogs made himself a little nest on the couch
smash it up (part 2)
>I would never say, yes, there are aliens taking people. [But] I would say there is a compelling powerful phenomenon here, that I can't account for in any other way, that's mysterious. Yet I can't know what it is, but it seems to me that it invites a deeper, further inquiry.another overarching theme of the alien abduction is an evasion of the duality of physicality and spirituality and indeed the complete befuddlement of common reason, often appearing absurd and almost comical. this leads researchers like jacques vallee to liken the phenomena to theatre or a game
I did not wear a poppyI did not observe a minute silence
SeasideMARK
>>204416569Feels so considering how temperamental I am
>>204416629
>>204416609would genuinely scratch his ears
Sir Seaside Mark
>>204416547he's fucked it. made lots of big calls against us as well so there's no way he comes back from it
Steve Urkel accidentally destroying the Carl Winslow project and then, after surveying the immense damage, verbally inquiring whether he was the party responsible for such a calamity. TV gold.
wakning
>>204416634
Don't wanna toil no more
so that's one garlic naan, one cheese naan, one plain naan, one peshawari naan, one keema naan, one butter naan, a square sausage and a Bing Bing bap?
>>204416642stop being a pathetic weak runt then and man up
>>204416672It not right
>>204416609yes lovely his unclean pooey bum all over your couch
on the fizzy juice
This old woman had a stall up by the self-checkouts at my local supermarket and she was frowning at everyone passing by without buying a poppy. Sick to death of how people treat this bollocks, military reverence is such a yankified thing anyway
>>204416713My dog is clean asYou could eat your dinner off it
getting pooey cum all over my bf's cock
>>204416713I lick his arse clean after he shites
>>204416760phwoooooar
>>204416760Cor look how desperate she is to get to that BWC
>>204416756Why are you in the UK now
well rorke?
amazinng how you get treated like a lion if you're a military vet in the USA. You get GI Bill and you can get very generous monthly payments forever from very minor health issues which many lie about having. Thank you for your service!
>>204416732boomer coworkerberg gave me his hours
>>204416803Michael was a beautiful man
>>204416672people behind caught a whiff of fish or shit
>>204416809military power is the most importnat thing propping up the yank empire of course theyd be rewarded
HEY MISTER TALLY MANTALLY ME BANANABREAKFAST COME AND ME WON GO HOME
>>204416836no he weren't
I think like most of the population I didn't even know about there needing to be a silence today
>>204416783based elton
>>204416672>>204416848
>>204416871i was in a toil meeting during it. no one said anything
It is dark out6PMEnd this madness
Not putting up the flagSimple as
>>204416809Vets are treated like shit in the states wtf are you talking about?
>>204416809They're always whining about how they get treated like shit when they leave.
>>204416760Why do Italian women have such big arses
job interview de lidshttps://youtu.be/C-fwMQ6wmyY?si=DIDLx1c10c0Nw4NA
>>204416900yeah well they wouldn't complain if they got what we had
might go back to uni need to find something to do
>>204416954Good lad
We all waiting for something or...?
Can't stand veterans. Fair enough if you fought in a real war fair play. But you don't deserve respect for filling trucks up with diesel in iraq. It's just a job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYa5aQb3YGE
>>204417071yeah all the people the jannies banned
Season 4 Episode 10
https://www.nationalparks.uk/apprenticeships/go for it lads
Dating apps are grim
Need a wee wee
>>204417162
uhhhhhhhh, the new?
love it when you don't have a wank for a while and every woman becomes attractive
>>204417124>click find out more on one of them >see this
>>204416884>no one said anythinglel
wondering if i should watch latest season or rewatch entire show
>>204417124I'd rather do it if I was in the usa or canada
any shaggers in that have fucked in tent? does it get stinky and sweaty in there?
